I find myself asking "where do these people even come from?" Side note: grabbing a stranger aggressively in public is just about the dumbest thing you can do. You risk getting punched, kicked, stabbed or shot...and it would be you who got arrested, not them.
According to my state's laws, if I'm assaulted I can legally beat the hell out of the other person until I'm sure I can leave the area safely without them getting up to pursue.
To put it simple: everyone has this type of person inside of them that is kept on a tight leash of control because they are well aware of the potential consequences. However, every now and again, you find someone whose leash has been worn down with the "I want" feelings and the snap comes when the world "No" or "you're wrong" is uttered because they started thinking "I want or there forth why not"
There exists a maxim of neighborliness in which Karen's are not familiar: "Ask, and you may receive. Demand, and you get nothing." This is, indubitably, Mr. Fred Rogers-approved.
Story 1: the fact the Karen is following OP all around the store shows she can do all of her shopping without the Motorized shopping cart she just too lazy and stupid to get her act together.
the vast majority of time when I see one of those giant fatties it's a lady and I swear I rarely see anything that isn't cans of pops or bags of chips and packages of cookies taking up at least half the basket.
Why did I think she was following OP around looking for a chance to shove Mom out of the motorized cart so she could steal it? I think I've been watching too many of these videos.
If a Karen grabbed my arm, I'd immediately start crying out loud and yelling stop your hurting me just to see the look on her face when the tables are turned
Ah yes, the Golden Rule. I remember being taught that in school years ago. 'Treat others the way you want to be treated.' Such a good rule in theory. Unfortunately, life has brought me to adopt a slightly different rule. 'Treat others the way they treat you.'
I firmly believe that and having them arrested and charged for it along with making a false report when they call police will be the only way these people ever learn. They need to be made examples of. Maybe if a social media page was made showing Karens receiving consequences for their action it will embarrass them enough to think before acting, but probably not since that requires the ability to think on the first place
@GeorgieB1965 i live in the bluest, gayest, most disgustingly liberal state in America and we have very generous self defense laws. Not only are you making stuff up, but you're making stuff unnecessarily political. If you can't enjoy some silly reddit stories without starting a fight about politics in the comment section, this channel and this community are not for you. I'd learn to keep your opinions to yourself before Fluff blocks you because this is a rule he enforces in this community.
And one day, someone is going to defend themselves with more finality. Just because one person lets you walk away with a punch today doesn't mean that someone tomorrow won't make it so that you can't ever walk again.
I was really hoping that the well dressed gardener was going to have to "cool off" the aggressive lady using the hose. Oh well, the ending was still pretty good.
I find it telling how many Karens think someone putting something back where it belongs is the signal someone is supposed to work there. That just says they are the person that randomly tosses their stuff on any old shelf.
Complaints shouldnt get you fired. Had a complaint that i was out of uniform, took forever to take their order, and then another server served them the food. I was off shift, told the other server, they didnt serve them, so i took my coat off and got their drinks and took the order and gave it to the server that i had originally spoke to. Then went home. Complaints can be noted, but get a union, bc no way they should get you fired!!
Whenever I have had an experience like the garden adventure I say,"2000$ an hrs. 3 hrs minimum up front. " shuts them up every time. Then with the Walmart Karen, I would have said, " yea, and with one sentence, I can have you arrested for assault . I want to press charges for assault. Now get lost or you'll find out which of our threats will be fulfilled Karen. "
I had a Karen encounter on the bus today. The bus is pretty full and this lady gets on. She gets upset because the bus driver said she could find a seat in the back. She starts to talk about reporting the bus driver because he's not forcing someone to give up their seat. She legit calls the bus depot to report the driver and legit starts crying because nobody is moving for her. I said "Bye, Karen" as she got off at her stop.
Both uniformed and undercover cops need to be assigned to work in stores where there is a plethora of Karens afoot. They need to learn they can't just treat people any way they want to!
Some Karens either are lawyers, or have a sleazy lawyer, who would file charges of entrapment because the undercover cop didn't identify as such before Karen attacked him or her.
It’s almost like we’re being painted into a corner, wherein we see the merit of “body cams” but still know the perils of “big-brother” cameras & microphones *everywhere*
Story 6: I'm pretty sure employees don't wear headphones/earphones unless the job is super loud and ear protection is needed, or they're working Drive Thru, so how this Karen thought OP was an employee despite OP wearing headphones and wearing a work uniform of a different place is beyond me. But you definitely sure don't rip stuff off of people, that's just asking for a self-defense punch and/or an assault charge
Karens are the pinnacle of stupidity, that's how, and going back to the ones where Karens grab people, better to just slug 'em after that, and disengage while they're distracted
Re: The Fancy Gardener story: When I was at Big Box Hell, I was shadowed with the new GM of the new store soon to open, because he had "good ideas." One of his "good ideas" was to make the overnight stocking crew wear the same office casual work as everyone else. Also, he wanted them to restock everything on the pallets, even things that were factory-stocked by machine. He didn't last long.
I'm of the opinion that if you put your hands on someone, you've put your life in their hands. You're assuming that their instinct won't be the remove you from existence, and that ain't always the case. Hell, it doesn't even have to be intentional, because it only takes a single blow to the wrong spot and you're a goner.
Story #5 as a former Walmart employee I can say that it takes a lot to get fired from there, one time while clearing carts from the lot a couple of us accidentally hit a customer's car with a line of like 20 carts causing 1,000s of dollars of damages and all we got was a verbal be more careful
14:29 "I can make you lose your job with one simple complaint." No, you cannot! You do NOT have the authority to fire anyone! However, you DO have the power to get yourself banned from a store.
Almost all Karens always forget stores have cameras and security guards now. But sadly their pea sized brains can’t understand that the world doesn’t bow and revolve around them
Yeah! About story two, if someone pulls you by the arm, just punch the person and start screaming that you're being assaulted. What the hell these people are thinking to just grab other people by the arm like that!
I love the 1st story, what better way to improve health and lose weight than to follow some random person around a store for pissing you off. And obviously she forgot what she actually went to the store for unless it actually was for the physical exercise and behavioral management. 😂
I love this series, they crack me up! Message to Karens: Just because someone is putting something back on a shelf or back in a bag it doesn't mean they are employees, use your eyes.
I saw a Snapchat of a friend from college and one of her friends (I know she isn’t disabled and I’m pretty sure her friend wasn’t either) riding the motor carts around a store. Was SO tempted to reply with “hope nobody actually needed those”
You totally should have -> one of way too many chronically ill, disabled people who are never able to find a working electric cart that doesn't move backwards on its own......
Story 3: Y'know, I would gladly help if I was asked nicely, but if I was insulted and was demanded without any manners to get something, I'm walking away and saying "I don't work here, and you need to say please next time" If you're going to ask for help, at least be nice and say "please"
By all means put distance between yourself and potential danger, but never turn your back on a threat. Understand? Most of the people who get grabbed, turned their back to walk away. Put yourself out of arm's reach. But never turn your back.
Story 4: if I had been OP I would have sprayed that "karen" with the hose! The way OP described her dad like "Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino" had me lmfao I love that movie it's one of Clint's best lol Seriously wtf is a "fancy gardener"
If you are nice and polite to people you will received it back. Today I was waiting patiently at a dutch bros coffee stand because they were busy with drive thru and I was a walk up. The employee ended up giving me a free drink and I was like "you didnt have to do that thank you so much." Karens could learn to attract flies with honey instead of vinegar.
Well. If you're having problems with fruit flies. You pour a little apple cider vinegar/vinegar in a bottle with a couple drops of soap in. The flies can't fly out and will drown instead of landing on the liquid. So vinegar might be just as good for getting rid of flies as acid for Karen's. Lol
@@gorilladisco9108 they do. Especially if it's sweet. They try to land on it to drink it(?) The soap makes it so they drown instead of sitting on top. Like how lightweight bugs can walk on water. The soap makes it so they can't land on it. Also for some reason they can't fly out of a bottle shape. 🤷 it works really well for fruit flies but also for regular flies and random mosquitoes in the house.
It's a phrase/saying "you attract more flies with honey than vinegar." It's basically like "a broken clock is right twice a day" What it means that if you are nice with your words then you will attract it. Yes technically vinegar works for flies.
Story 1: If the EWW was stalking OP and his/her mother throughout the store, at least she got the exercise that she clearly and desperately needs. And thank you OP for shutting her down real quick. I don't understand why people don't get that not all disabilities are visible Story 2: EWW f**ked around and found out. NEVER put a hand on someone! She was lucky that OP only punched her in the gut whereas other videos have a story where OP went full crazy on the EWW and OP, don't feel bad, all you did was self defense, not assault Story 3: Honestly this one seems a tad tame for most IDWH stories. Still a nice "psych!" on OP's part though and yeah...respect is a two way street. A lesson this EWW clearly didn't learn. Story 4: Go OP's dad! Like seriously, a gardener in a dress and heels? Also surprised that trespassing charges weren't filed tbh. Story 5: EWW's one weakness, cameras! and they always forget that they're there too. Also congrats on OP for putting that b**ch in her place. Jeez... Story 6: Just because they have a uniform doesn't mean they work for you. Please repeat as much times as needed. Also good on the manager for having OP's back and willing to press charges against this woman.
In any of these stories where Karen/Susan lays a hand on me, they are on the ground in under ten seconds! I am 70 years old weigh in at 262 lbs. and stand 6'1" tall. People say I look about 50 years old. I go to the YMCA 3 days a week. I have a short fuse!!
Customer; I don't work here. Karen: Yes you do! Customer: Oh, are you psychic? That's so cool! I'm thinking of a number between "you can't read my mind" and "I don't need to be psychic to read my own mind."
These stories make me wonder if anyone has actually ever asked an employee for help, while they are on the clock, just for them to say they don't work there.
Story 1 & 5: It always amazes me in these stories the time people dedicate to trying to explain shyte to Karens. "It is for my mom and she is disabled." And then go. Don't stay there trying to argue.
0:24 Motorcart Molly 3:24 Grabbing Gabriella 5:43 I would totally do what OP did in this story LOL 8:42 Seeking Service Sierra 12:30 Shoe Rack Shannon 18:26 Roadrunner Rhonda
Just yesterday, I was picking up a prescription at the grocery store pharmacy, and a guy who looked alarmingly like Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers pointed dead at me and went "OY! YOU THERE!" I was momentarily just dumbfounded that someone in real life had actually said "Oy! You there!" He then proceeded to actually ASK if I worked there, to which I said I did not, and that was that. But with that opening, I was absolutely certain it was going to escalate.
I'll never understand how these Karens can be told that everything they just did was caught on camera and yet still insist on their version of events. I don't know if they're that deranged to actually think their version is legit or in such denial that they're trying to manifest what they want.
Story five. I love it when an OP magically stun locks the Karen and they just stand there as the OP rattles off their clever on the spot snarky remarks. I appreciate their modesty of leaving out the part where everyone in the store began clapping. With their cheeks, too. It was amazing. You had to be there to fully appreciate it
The fifth story. When the manager and the cop showed up OP had to he opportunity to say " well if you can get me fired with one complaint, I can now have you arrested for assault with one complaint"
The story of susan made me think of how my uncle got rid of a karen when i was a teenager. It was in our local asda and we we just popping in for some pies and drinks on the way to drop me off at home after a visit. This lady who is in my mind the stereotypical karen, chunky build, blue flower print sundress, sunhat and the big tacky plastic glasses walks over to us after he helped me with one of the 4 packs of porkies and i wandered over to look at the little sausage rolls. Im a bit away because he wanted some pickles and he nearly walks into karen. "Im glad i bumped into you, i need (something that i remember being like a dinner party food? I forget exactly what it was but it was fancy as hell) and i need a member of staff to help me" it was her tone that was off, she jad this sneer in her tone and it was an order like a bad dog owner. My uncle was not great at taking orders, or dealing with being bothered, or reactibg predictably to any given situation. Honestly he was hard to get on with a lot of the time, but he did, in this instance, teach me the very best way to get rid of a karen who thinks you work for the store you are in. He nodded and said"yes ma'am, im sure i can help you with that. One second" and he smiled, took in a deep breath, and looked up. And. Freaking. SCREAMED "SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR ASDA COME HELP THIS F**KING IDIOT WOMAN IN THE STUPID F**KING YELLOW HAT AND STUPID GLASSES!!!!!" bear in mind this is less that 2 feet from her face and he put in parade ground army voice into it. I was like 15 feet down the aisle and,I nearly pooped myself in stunned surprise and fear of that voice, but the lady was full body stunned, like all her limbs locked like a deer in headlights. Then he smiles at her, gave her a thumbs up and said, "right. Thatll do it. Good trick in future if you cant find a member of staff again." And then he walked over to me and we went to look for pickles for him while i think karen was prolapsing in her brain.
I was at Walmart. I was wearing a blue spaghetti strap zebra print top with short shorts. I was looking for something specific and I dont have the best vision, so I was really tryna read what everything said. I couldn't find what I was looking for and started to walk away. An older lady said excuse me stop super loud. So I turned around tryna see who was being yelled at. She was yelling at me. So I said wtf do you want? She looked scared and walked off lol I'm 5ft 10 and walk like I'm on a mission ( so I've been told lol ) but why I got so mad was because, she noticed me walking away and decided to yell at me. Like I'm about to walk away and noooow you want help. Wtf lady. I hope she never tries that with the employees there
When someone grabs you, ALWAYS break the appendage they use to grab you. Fingers, wrist, arms, wrist, shoulder...You don't have to kill them, unless they escalate (temple, throat)..
👏💙👏 *WOO HOO! Favorite day.. when Fluff posts! As NOBODY else can make these videos as well as Fluff!* *I've tried watching other Content Creators, but NOPE! Cannot make it two mins!* 😂😂
Story 4: In fairness, the Karen probably doesn't come from mega-max MONEY and thought that the gardeners in the $4 million neighborhood dressed like OP; I realized that's another level of stupid, but if you compare low income garden companies with mega income ones you'd a difference in how they dress.
Story 3 was similar to an extent, for me, I'm at target doing a bit of shopping wearing a final fantasy 14 lanyard, a Karen approached me demanding to get her some soda, I'm a "act nice I'll be nice, act like a bitch I'll say it to your face" she was demanding and rude and she wanted a specific soda, I got it for her, looked her right in the face and shook the cans up, then tossed the pack to her, she obviously dropped it, and they exploded, About 10 minutes later she came up to me with a manager and wanted me fired, he asked what made her think I worked there, "the lanyard, duh what are you a child, how can you not tell that th....." she realized the color of the managers lanyard, the cashier's lanyard and baggers, are different from mine I replied nicely but condescending, "oh you mean this gaming lanyard I got from a friend, let's see what I have it has (lists the jobs) none of these say target, so if you could please leave me alone for the 20th time I asked you, but you insisted I worked here and stalked me thru the store, miss manager, could you keep her in here so she doesn't follow me to my car and stalk me after getting my license plate info, please Payed for my stuff and walked out, I could see her arguing with her manager and a security that had to be called over
After a rough day at work I get to kick back with a burrito, a cold cherry coke, and most importantly a Dark Fluff video. Here's hoping everybody is having a good day / night depending on your time zone.
What the fizz makes these Karens think they can PUT THEIR HANDS ON PEOPLE?!!! I know what it is, ego, entitlement, and immaturity and so much more, but sometimes I just can't make sense of it no matter what way I look at it!!
The fourth story. I wouldve taken it waaaay to far just for some laughs. Something the effect of going up to the car sand saying something like "yeah it'll be 100 dollars an hour. 200for me going down on you." In a sexy voice.
As a lot attendant that works at the mart of walls I can confirm big people complain about the motor cars being used more often than elderly or disabled people
Story 2: Karen is lucky she didn't lose teeth instead, I know my fist would have gone that high if someone aggressively grabbed me. Not assault either when it's lawful self-defense.
First story.... "I need the motor cart. I'm FAT!" Sheesh. I was fat much of my life. I WALKED, knowing it would do me good. I parked way away from the store too. Story two... Grab me and spin me around, she gets backhanded. I do NOT tolerate being touched! 😡 Story three.... There is a valid variant of the Golden Rule. "Treat others as they have treated you!" 😄 Story five .... "I can make you lose your job..." No, B****, You do NOT have that power! 😒 And the fool believes a COP can FIRE a customer! 😆
Motorized cart story: Hmmm... didn't Karen say she didn't think she could walk today? Seems she did well enough following you through the store. I have problems walking and use the carts too. If none are available I either sit down and wait for one or if I'm only picking up a couple of things, I use a regular cart and lean on it rather heavily. Deadpool shirt story: OP, I would have punched her when she spun me around. I wouldn't have waited for a second assault. You grab other people at your own risk. Walmart soda story: Well done, OP! Fancy gardener story: OP, I have to assume you were using a hose to water your garden. If she was coming up towards me aggressively, she would have gotten soaked! Shoe rack story: Yeah, about the time she grabbed me, she would have severely regretted doing so. Coles Karen story: Yeah, after first getting the headphones pulled out and then grabbed, well that's TWO assaults on your person. Karen would have been getting introduced to the FLOOR!
As someone named Susan who has a sister named Karen, we are both lovely people and weirdly enough. I get assaulted by crazy entitled psychos on a regular just FYI.
story 1 - comparing her to a majestic Orca is an insult to Orcas..., judging by OP's description, i think a blobfish is a more apt description for that Karen
unfortunately i have the best of both worlds of story 1, im fat and disabled. my lungs are pretty much done so i cant walk around wal mart anymore and need one of the carts. ive been having to use them for years now and i really am gonna hate the day someone thinks im just some fat person using the carts because of people like that lady. before i got so sick i couldent make it around the store i walked that entire place but sadly you have to just give up once you know you cant do it anymore.
I find myself asking "where do these people even come from?" Side note: grabbing a stranger aggressively in public is just about the dumbest thing you can do. You risk getting punched, kicked, stabbed or shot...and it would be you who got arrested, not them.
According to my state's laws, if I'm assaulted I can legally beat the hell out of the other person until I'm sure I can leave the area safely without them getting up to pursue.
@@DerekScottBlandWhich state is this? I might move there.
To put it simple: everyone has this type of person inside of them that is kept on a tight leash of control because they are well aware of the potential consequences. However, every now and again, you find someone whose leash has been worn down with the "I want" feelings and the snap comes when the world "No" or "you're wrong" is uttered because they started thinking "I want or there forth why not"
@@girl1213 Beings whos psychology is composed of 100% id.
The dumbest action is the wrist-grab. There are a variety of ways that it can go very wrong for the aggressor.
There exists a maxim of neighborliness in which Karen's are not familiar: "Ask, and you may receive. Demand, and you get nothing."
This is, indubitably, Mr. Fred Rogers-approved.
So when the lady said: "you already helped the OTHER b%tch"... that would make her one too. Lol
Story 2: Aaaah, finally, a story where a Karen who assaults someone gets payback. OP was just defending herself.
OP doesn't need to feel bad, far from it. Honestly, one of these days someone is going to get killed with grabbing a random stranger.
I love the response "If you can't find normal staff, I doubt you can find a manager." I also applaud OP for this painful defense.
Story 1: the fact the Karen is following OP all around the store shows she can do all of her shopping without the Motorized shopping cart she just too lazy and stupid to get her act together.
The Karen also definitely didn't need the cart. She needs the exercise.
Hello my friend 👋🏽
In her last years my elderly Mom needed to use the store's motorized carts. Luckily we never had a problem with crazy Karens. 🤨
the vast majority of time when I see one of those giant fatties it's a lady and I swear I rarely see anything that isn't cans of pops or bags of chips and packages of cookies taking up at least half the basket.
Why did I think she was following OP around looking for a chance to shove Mom out of the motorized cart so she could steal it? I think I've been watching too many of these videos.
Story 4, the way op describes her dad, I can just imagine him standing in his front yard with a gun saying "get off my lawn"
If a Karen grabbed my arm, I'd immediately start crying out loud and yelling stop your hurting me just to see the look on her face when the tables are turned
Unfortunately, that won't work for a guy.
And you also forget that security cameras exist?
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You deserve to be R worded for the fake crying
Story 2: punching that woman that put her hands on you first wasn't assault, it was legitimate self defence, period.
Ah yes, the Golden Rule. I remember being taught that in school years ago. 'Treat others the way you want to be treated.' Such a good rule in theory. Unfortunately, life has brought me to adopt a slightly different rule. 'Treat others the way they treat you.'
Yes, the other way just doesn't work, not with such a high volume of sociopaths in society.
Self defense is NOT assault. More people need to start defending themselves. Maybe people would learn to not touch others without permission.
Except in a blue state, then yes, self-defense is assault.
I firmly believe that and having them arrested and charged for it along with making a false report when they call police will be the only way these people ever learn. They need to be made examples of. Maybe if a social media page was made showing Karens receiving consequences for their action it will embarrass them enough to think before acting, but probably not since that requires the ability to think on the first place
@GeorgieB1965 i live in the bluest, gayest, most disgustingly liberal state in America and we have very generous self defense laws.
Not only are you making stuff up, but you're making stuff unnecessarily political.
If you can't enjoy some silly reddit stories without starting a fight about politics in the comment section, this channel and this community are not for you. I'd learn to keep your opinions to yourself before Fluff blocks you because this is a rule he enforces in this community.
Anyone grabs me by the arm and jerks me around, will meet the fist of my other arm coming around in a hook to their head.
And one day, someone is going to defend themselves with more finality. Just because one person lets you walk away with a punch today doesn't mean that someone tomorrow won't make it so that you can't ever walk again.
I was really hoping that the well dressed gardener was going to have to "cool off" the aggressive lady using the hose. Oh well, the ending was still pretty good.
ah yes. The 'ole "Oops I didn't see you when I turned the hose onto you" trick. Could happen if someone is deaf, too.
Me too!!!
I find it telling how many Karens think someone putting something back where it belongs is the signal someone is supposed to work there. That just says they are the person that randomly tosses their stuff on any old shelf.
If Karen sees you in a store all the time, then Karen must also be there all the time. Flip it on her and demand HER manager!
I agree with Fluff about the second OP. If they attack first, it's self defense.
Story 5: “I can have you fired with one complaint!” Well, I can have you arrested with one charge.
Complaints shouldnt get you fired. Had a complaint that i was out of uniform, took forever to take their order, and then another server served them the food. I was off shift, told the other server, they didnt serve them, so i took my coat off and got their drinks and took the order and gave it to the server that i had originally spoke to. Then went home. Complaints can be noted, but get a union, bc no way they should get you fired!!
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*Hell no! Do NOT ever snap your fingers at me! That's a sure fire way to catch THE WRATH!*
Finally an OP that actually punched a Karen after grabbing op like that.
Whenever I have had an experience like the garden adventure I say,"2000$ an hrs. 3 hrs minimum up front. " shuts them up every time.
Then with the Walmart Karen, I would have said, " yea, and with one sentence, I can have you arrested for assault . I want to press charges for assault. Now get lost or you'll find out which of our threats will be fulfilled Karen. "
I was really hoping the lady from story 4 was gonna get the hose for harassing OP 😂
It would have been great!
I’m so glad I haven’t come across a Karen while shopping. They seem to have weird perception issues.
I had a Karen encounter on the bus today.
The bus is pretty full and this lady gets on. She gets upset because the bus driver said she could find a seat in the back.
She starts to talk about reporting the bus driver because he's not forcing someone to give up their seat.
She legit calls the bus depot to report the driver and legit starts crying because nobody is moving for her.
I said "Bye, Karen" as she got off at her stop.
Both uniformed and undercover cops need to be assigned to work in stores where there is a plethora of Karens afoot. They need to learn they can't just treat people any way they want to!
Not enough cops to cover the number of Karens in any customer service environment.
Some Karens either are lawyers, or have a sleazy lawyer, who would file charges of entrapment because the undercover cop didn't identify as such before Karen attacked him or her.
@@ShadowTaipan how many Karens do you think show up at one time in a store?
It’s almost like we’re being painted into a corner, wherein we see the merit of “body cams” but still know the perils of “big-brother” cameras & microphones *everywhere*
Story: Finally someone who understands that the golden rule of: 'treat others the way you want to be treated' is a two way street
Story 6: I'm pretty sure employees don't wear headphones/earphones unless the job is super loud and ear protection is needed, or they're working Drive Thru, so how this Karen thought OP was an employee despite OP wearing headphones and wearing a work uniform of a different place is beyond me.
But you definitely sure don't rip stuff off of people, that's just asking for a self-defense punch and/or an assault charge
Karens are the pinnacle of stupidity, that's how, and going back to the ones where Karens grab people, better to just slug 'em after that, and disengage while they're distracted
That's why I want to buy a taser that's always charged and pepper spray.
Try me Karen. Try me.
The only answer is karens are too stupid to realize they are threatening a customer.
@@albertocabezas282I agree with you, Karens don't have enough braincells to see the difference between employes and customers
Re: The Fancy Gardener story: When I was at Big Box Hell, I was shadowed with the new GM of the new store soon to open, because he had "good ideas." One of his "good ideas" was to make the overnight stocking crew wear the same office casual work as everyone else. Also, he wanted them to restock everything on the pallets, even things that were factory-stocked by machine. He didn't last long.
#4: The proper response would have been "A hundred bucks a pop, and for $50 more, your husband gets to watch!"
I was thinking the same thing 😂
I'm of the opinion that if you put your hands on someone, you've put your life in their hands. You're assuming that their instinct won't be the remove you from existence, and that ain't always the case. Hell, it doesn't even have to be intentional, because it only takes a single blow to the wrong spot and you're a goner.
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Story #5 as a former Walmart employee I can say that it takes a lot to get fired from there, one time while clearing carts from the lot a couple of us accidentally hit a customer's car with a line of like 20 carts causing 1,000s of dollars of damages and all we got was a verbal be more careful
Story 4: who the hell would start a conversation trying to hire someone by calling them an idiot?
Bro
14:29 "I can make you lose your job with one simple complaint."
No, you cannot! You do NOT have the authority to fire anyone! However, you DO have the power to get yourself banned from a store.
Almost all Karens always forget stores have cameras and security guards now. But sadly their pea sized brains can’t understand that the world doesn’t bow and revolve around them
The self defense laws should allow us to mollywop these Karens/Darren's when they lay hands on someone/us.
@@LunaP1YES!!!
@@LunaP1 all it takes for them is to lay hands on the wrong person and they’ll immediately learn that entitlement will not save them
Yeah! About story two, if someone pulls you by the arm, just punch the person and start screaming that you're being assaulted. What the hell these people are thinking to just grab other people by the arm like that!
I love the 1st story, what better way to improve health and lose weight than to follow some random person around a store for pissing you off. And obviously she forgot what she actually went to the store for unless it actually was for the physical exercise and behavioral management. 😂
Meh IMO being that stupid must be a disability.....
I love this series, they crack me up!
Message to Karens: Just because someone is putting something back on a shelf or back in a bag it doesn't mean they are employees, use your eyes.
I saw a Snapchat of a friend from college and one of her friends (I know she isn’t disabled and I’m pretty sure her friend wasn’t either) riding the motor carts around a store. Was SO tempted to reply with “hope nobody actually needed those”
You totally should have
-> one of way too many chronically ill, disabled people who are never able to find a working electric cart that doesn't move backwards on its own......
Story 1: Why do people even engage in discussions with these people? Just keep driving.
Story 3: Y'know, I would gladly help if I was asked nicely, but if I was insulted and was demanded without any manners to get something, I'm walking away and saying "I don't work here, and you need to say please next time"
If you're going to ask for help, at least be nice and say "please"
Unfortunately Karens don't have enough braincells to know what "please" and "thank you" means and be the difference to getting help or not 😂😂
Exactly!
By all means put distance between yourself and potential danger, but never turn your back on a threat. Understand? Most of the people who get grabbed, turned their back to walk away. Put yourself out of arm's reach. But never turn your back.
Story 4: if I had been OP I would have sprayed that "karen" with the hose! The way OP described her dad like "Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino" had me lmfao I love that movie it's one of Clint's best lol Seriously wtf is a "fancy gardener"
You can only find them in porn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you are nice and polite to people you will received it back.
Today I was waiting patiently at a dutch bros coffee stand because they were busy with drive thru and I was a walk up. The employee ended up giving me a free drink and I was like "you didnt have to do that thank you so much."
Karens could learn to attract flies with honey instead of vinegar.
Vinegar? You mean acid.
Well. If you're having problems with fruit flies. You pour a little apple cider vinegar/vinegar in a bottle with a couple drops of soap in. The flies can't fly out and will drown instead of landing on the liquid. So vinegar might be just as good for getting rid of flies as acid for Karen's. Lol
Wait ... flies don't like vinegar?
@@gorilladisco9108 they do. Especially if it's sweet. They try to land on it to drink it(?) The soap makes it so they drown instead of sitting on top. Like how lightweight bugs can walk on water. The soap makes it so they can't land on it. Also for some reason they can't fly out of a bottle shape. 🤷 it works really well for fruit flies but also for regular flies and random mosquitoes in the house.
It's a phrase/saying "you attract more flies with honey than vinegar." It's basically like "a broken clock is right twice a day"
What it means that if you are nice with your words then you will attract it.
Yes technically vinegar works for flies.
Story 1: If the EWW was stalking OP and his/her mother throughout the store, at least she got the exercise that she clearly and desperately needs. And thank you OP for shutting her down real quick. I don't understand why people don't get that not all disabilities are visible
Story 2: EWW f**ked around and found out. NEVER put a hand on someone! She was lucky that OP only punched her in the gut whereas other videos have a story where OP went full crazy on the EWW and OP, don't feel bad, all you did was self defense, not assault
Story 3: Honestly this one seems a tad tame for most IDWH stories. Still a nice "psych!" on OP's part though and yeah...respect is a two way street. A lesson this EWW clearly didn't learn.
Story 4: Go OP's dad! Like seriously, a gardener in a dress and heels? Also surprised that trespassing charges weren't filed tbh.
Story 5: EWW's one weakness, cameras! and they always forget that they're there too. Also congrats on OP for putting that b**ch in her place. Jeez...
Story 6: Just because they have a uniform doesn't mean they work for you. Please repeat as much times as needed. Also good on the manager for having OP's back and willing to press charges against this woman.
In any of these stories where Karen/Susan lays a hand on me, they are on the ground in under ten seconds! I am 70 years old weigh in at 262 lbs. and stand 6'1" tall. People say I look about 50 years old. I go to the YMCA 3 days a week. I have a short fuse!!
Customer; I don't work here.
Karen: Yes you do!
Customer: Oh, are you psychic? That's so cool! I'm thinking of a number between "you can't read my mind" and "I don't need to be psychic to read my own mind."
S1: Karen is fat, not disabled. She can walk it all off, if she chooses to do so.
When being fat gets to a certain point, it most certainly is a disability, but not one that should be catered to.
@@Kayenne54😂 nowhere in the United States is a labeled as being a disability.
@@Kayenne54 No it is not. Obesity is not, and never will be, a disability. it's a CHOICE.
@@wmdkittyWell thank fuck a doctor’s here to give everyone the benefit of their years of education.
You're all not taking her obvious mental disabilities into account.
These stories make me wonder if anyone has actually ever asked an employee for help, while they are on the clock, just for them to say they don't work there.
Story 2 I do believe op could have pressed charges against Karen for grabbing her.
Not before molliwopping her.
“… Karen scuttles back to her car.” Made me laugh. I’m picturing a Karen crab making its way across the beach.
story 2 - i would NOT regret it 1 single, itty bitty bit. if anything - i would antaginize her even more
Never clicked on a video so fast for my lunch break. 😂 It's a good day.
A fluff a day keeps a Karen away.
I clicked at "Posted 42s ago." 42 seconds is a new record. LOL! I love that, "Hello, friends!!"
'Ive been trying to talk to you ever since i saw you'. Yes karen, and its annoying. Then just walk away....lol
That first OP got some savagery in him.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Story 1 & 5: It always amazes me in these stories the time people dedicate to trying to explain shyte to Karens. "It is for my mom and she is disabled." And then go. Don't stay there trying to argue.
4:02 Right there I'd say "Since you OBVIOUSLY KNOW HOW STAFF ARE DRESSED, why are you demanding a customer serve you?"
0:24 Motorcart Molly
3:24 Grabbing Gabriella
5:43 I would totally do what OP did in this story LOL
8:42 Seeking Service Sierra
12:30 Shoe Rack Shannon
18:26 Roadrunner Rhonda
*CHARISMATIC CRYPTICGHOST!*
I'm with you, Fluff! With the soda Karen, I would have LOADED her cart up with as many cases if soda it would hold & PILED up!!😂
Hello friends and fellow anti Karen’s and welcome to another episode of Karen’s being Karen’s and bothering regular customers
And threatening to get them fired from their position as customer😅
Sometimes Karen's will go in bathrooms and bother regular customers.
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU DONT WORK HERE!?!"
"basic social cues and being told directly"
"Perhaps if you didn't exchange all of your IQ points for weight, you'd understand the first time when I said I don't f-ing work here." 😂
Just yesterday, I was picking up a prescription at the grocery store pharmacy, and a guy who looked alarmingly like Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers pointed dead at me and went "OY! YOU THERE!"
I was momentarily just dumbfounded that someone in real life had actually said "Oy! You there!"
He then proceeded to actually ASK if I worked there, to which I said I did not, and that was that. But with that opening, I was absolutely certain it was going to escalate.
Maybe it WAS Donald Sutherland! 😂🤣
@@KittyMama61 lol, about 50 years too young! It was a pod person!
I'll never understand how these Karens can be told that everything they just did was caught on camera and yet still insist on their version of events. I don't know if they're that deranged to actually think their version is legit or in such denial that they're trying to manifest what they want.
Entitlement is but one form of delusion. Delusions are prevalent in the States.
Story five. I love it when an OP magically stun locks the Karen and they just stand there as the OP rattles off their clever on the spot snarky remarks. I appreciate their modesty of leaving out the part where everyone in the store began clapping.
With their cheeks, too. It was amazing. You had to be there to fully appreciate it
"I see you here all the time!" Oh so clearly she's also an employee if frequency means employment
In the 1st story, Karen was probably stalking them hoping to steal the cart when they got distracted
... "a dress shirt of a beaver holding a mug of coffee with the words dam tired on it"
I, um, don't think that was a dress shirt.
@3:00 oh, that lady DEFINITELY wanted to chow down on OP’s flank. In fact, I think I hear the theme to JAWS in the background!
You know what? I think every time we hear an "eh-hem", we should automatically turn and say, "I don't work here" and then turn back to our shopping.
I don't think Karen would believe you, but it is worth a try.
The fifth story. When the manager and the cop showed up OP had to he opportunity to say " well if you can get me fired with one complaint, I can now have you arrested for assault with one complaint"
The story of susan made me think of how my uncle got rid of a karen when i was a teenager.
It was in our local asda and we we just popping in for some pies and drinks on the way to drop me off at home after a visit.
This lady who is in my mind the stereotypical karen, chunky build, blue flower print sundress, sunhat and the big tacky plastic glasses walks over to us after he helped me with one of the 4 packs of porkies and i wandered over to look at the little sausage rolls.
Im a bit away because he wanted some pickles and he nearly walks into karen.
"Im glad i bumped into you, i need (something that i remember being like a dinner party food? I forget exactly what it was but it was fancy as hell) and i need a member of staff to help me" it was her tone that was off, she jad this sneer in her tone and it was an order like a bad dog owner.
My uncle was not great at taking orders, or dealing with being bothered, or reactibg predictably to any given situation. Honestly he was hard to get on with a lot of the time, but he did, in this instance, teach me the very best way to get rid of a karen who thinks you work for the store you are in.
He nodded and said"yes ma'am, im sure i can help you with that. One second" and he smiled, took in a deep breath, and looked up.
And.
Freaking.
SCREAMED "SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR ASDA COME HELP THIS F**KING IDIOT WOMAN IN THE STUPID F**KING YELLOW HAT AND STUPID GLASSES!!!!!"
bear in mind this is less that 2 feet from her face and he put in parade ground army voice into it.
I was like 15 feet down the aisle and,I nearly pooped myself in stunned surprise and fear of that voice, but the lady was full body stunned, like all her limbs locked like a deer in headlights.
Then he smiles at her, gave her a thumbs up and said, "right. Thatll do it. Good trick in future if you cant find a member of staff again." And then he walked over to me and we went to look for pickles for him while i think karen was prolapsing in her brain.
I was at Walmart. I was wearing a blue spaghetti strap zebra print top with short shorts. I was looking for something specific and I dont have the best vision, so I was really tryna read what everything said. I couldn't find what I was looking for and started to walk away. An older lady said excuse me stop super loud. So I turned around tryna see who was being yelled at. She was yelling at me. So I said wtf do you want? She looked scared and walked off lol I'm 5ft 10 and walk like I'm on a mission ( so I've been told lol ) but why I got so mad was because, she noticed me walking away and decided to yell at me. Like I'm about to walk away and noooow you want help. Wtf lady. I hope she never tries that with the employees there
To bad OP didn't do some damage to that Karen. Many times that's the only way they learn, is through pain.
When someone grabs you, ALWAYS break the appendage they use to grab you. Fingers, wrist, arms, wrist, shoulder...You don't have to kill them, unless they escalate (temple, throat)..
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*WOO HOO! Favorite day.. when Fluff posts! As NOBODY else can make these videos as well as Fluff!*
*I've tried watching other Content Creators, but NOPE! Cannot make it two mins!*
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was anybody else hoping the OP who was watering the garden would turn that hose on Karen and soak her?
Press charges. Always press charges.
That's awesome! "I'm not for sale!"
Story 4: In fairness, the Karen probably doesn't come from mega-max MONEY and thought that the gardeners in the $4 million neighborhood dressed like OP; I realized that's another level of stupid, but if you compare low income garden companies with mega income ones you'd a difference in how they dress.
Story 3 was similar to an extent,
for me, I'm at target doing a bit of shopping wearing a final fantasy 14 lanyard, a Karen approached me demanding to get her some soda, I'm a "act nice I'll be nice, act like a bitch I'll say it to your face" she was demanding and rude and she wanted a specific soda, I got it for her, looked her right in the face and shook the cans up, then tossed the pack to her, she obviously dropped it, and they exploded,
About 10 minutes later she came up to me with a manager and wanted me fired, he asked what made her think I worked there, "the lanyard, duh what are you a child, how can you not tell that th....." she realized the color of the managers lanyard, the cashier's lanyard and baggers, are different from mine
I replied nicely but condescending, "oh you mean this gaming lanyard I got from a friend, let's see what I have it has (lists the jobs) none of these say target, so if you could please leave me alone for the 20th time I asked you, but you insisted I worked here and stalked me thru the store, miss manager, could you keep her in here so she doesn't follow me to my car and stalk me after getting my license plate info, please
Payed for my stuff and walked out, I could see her arguing with her manager and a security that had to be called over
Thank you. You two are my constant and I truly appreciate you
Story 2 - if she sees her there all the time, then Karen must have been there as well. Hence, by her own argument, Karen works there as well.
After a rough day at work I get to kick back with a burrito, a cold cherry coke, and most importantly a Dark Fluff video. Here's hoping everybody is having a good day / night depending on your time zone.
Story 1: as an employee at the mart of wal I can tell you that the mobility carts don’t actually drive unless someone is sitting in it.
Im fat too!!!!!😂😂😂
I’m not fat I’m big boned
Festively plump, Eric!
Fluffy!
For the gardening story:
Just look at her car with disdain and say "Too much for you"
What the fizz makes these Karens think they can PUT THEIR HANDS ON PEOPLE?!!! I know what it is, ego, entitlement, and immaturity and so much more, but sometimes I just can't make sense of it no matter what way I look at it!!
Why does no one ever just run away? Like, You realize Karen is talking to you, and you turn around and run? Fight or Flight, Right?
The fourth story. I wouldve taken it waaaay to far just for some laughs. Something the effect of going up to the car sand saying something like "yeah it'll be 100 dollars an hour. 200for me going down on you." In a sexy voice.
As a lot attendant that works at the mart of walls I can confirm big people complain about the motor cars being used more often than elderly or disabled people
Story 2: Karen is lucky she didn't lose teeth instead, I know my fist would have gone that high if someone aggressively grabbed me. Not assault either when it's lawful self-defense.
Walmart story: OP should have said; "wait here and I'll bring you my manager.
I suffer from a disability, I have a low tollerance to stupid.
First story.... "I need the motor cart. I'm FAT!" Sheesh. I was fat much of my life. I WALKED, knowing it would do me good. I parked way away from the store too.
Story two... Grab me and spin me around, she gets backhanded. I do NOT tolerate being touched! 😡
Story three.... There is a valid variant of the Golden Rule. "Treat others as they have treated you!" 😄
Story five .... "I can make you lose your job..." No, B****, You do NOT have that power! 😒
And the fool believes a COP can FIRE a customer! 😆
Motorized cart story: Hmmm... didn't Karen say she didn't think she could walk today? Seems she did well enough following you through the store. I have problems walking and use the carts too. If none are available I either sit down and wait for one or if I'm only picking up a couple of things, I use a regular cart and lean on it rather heavily.
Deadpool shirt story: OP, I would have punched her when she spun me around. I wouldn't have waited for a second assault. You grab other people at your own risk.
Walmart soda story: Well done, OP!
Fancy gardener story: OP, I have to assume you were using a hose to water your garden. If she was coming up towards me aggressively, she would have gotten soaked!
Shoe rack story: Yeah, about the time she grabbed me, she would have severely regretted doing so.
Coles Karen story: Yeah, after first getting the headphones pulled out and then grabbed, well that's TWO assaults on your person. Karen would have been getting introduced to the FLOOR!
A single punch to the gut to someone trying to physically pull you away is hardly assault. Well done, OP.
As someone named Susan who has a sister named Karen, we are both lovely people and weirdly enough. I get assaulted by crazy entitled psychos on a regular just FYI.
"I need the cart because I'm fat."
Try walking, then you won't need the cart because you won't be fat.
story 1 - comparing her to a majestic Orca is an insult to Orcas..., judging by OP's description, i think a blobfish is a more apt description for that Karen
unfortunately i have the best of both worlds of story 1, im fat and disabled. my lungs are pretty much done so i cant walk around wal mart anymore and need one of the carts. ive been having to use them for years now and i really am gonna hate the day someone thinks im just some fat person using the carts because of people like that lady. before i got so sick i couldent make it around the store i walked that entire place but sadly you have to just give up once you know you cant do it anymore.
"Felt like a Penguin followed by an Orca." Ha, ha!
Fancy gardening services, I never knew I needed this.