Fearless Flavors Boiled Dinner | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | Ep 8

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  • ITS THE FUCKING WEDNESDAY WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! SCUM? CHECK! COMPLETE MELTDOWN? CHECK! DO I PULL IT THE FUCK BACK TO ORBIT??? FUCKING YES MY DOGGY DOGS! WE ARE MAKING A BOILED DINNER TO END ALL BOILED DINNERS!!!! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BOILED SOUL THIS EPISODE IS BEAUTOFUL AND FULL EMOTIONS AND SHOULD HAVE WON 67 GOLDEN GLOBES! ONCE AGAIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD HOMIES AT APPLESTONE :)
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    Recipe
    Ingredients:
    1 2 bone-in rib eye
    2-3 marrow bones
    1 side pork rib, cut into 3
    1 whole chicken
    2 carrot, peeled
    2 celery stalks, cut in half
    1 rutabaga, peeled and cut into wedges
    1 leek stalk, dark green removed
    4 Yukon gold potatoes, peeled
    4 turnips, peeled and quartered
    1 cup pearl onions, peeled
    1 cup button mushrooms
    3 tbsp chopped thyme
    salt
    Directions:
    Place ribeye, bone marrow and pork ribs in a very large pot. Cover with cold water and heat
    over high. Allow scum to rise to surface of water. Remove by skimming the surface of the liquid
    with a ladle. Discard. Reduce heat and simmer for 2 hours
    Place chicken, vegetables and herbs in pot, cover and continue to cook over low heat until
    chicken is cooked through, about 1 more hour.
    Remove meat and vegetables from broth and set aside.
    Strain broth through a fine mesh sieve. Season with salt
    Slice meat.
    Place a few slices of the various meats and vegetables into shallow bowl, ladle broth over and
    serve.
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    Applestone Meat Company shops are open 24/7 and sell fresh cut meat from vending machines. All of the meat is sourced from whole animals raised without added hormones or antibiotics by farmers who are committed to their well-being. Find Applestone stores in Stone Ridge and Hudson, New York. More info here: applestonemeat...
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  • @etherealg3940
    @etherealg3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    a madman boiling meat and screaming into the void about absolutely nothing - truly the cooking show of our age

    • @alohm
      @alohm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      fuck*n right Bud

    • @joesigl3022
      @joesigl3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Modern day Graham Kerr !

    • @adamberry7528
      @adamberry7528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment just made me do a spit take all over my computer screen

    • @fatmiew9490
      @fatmiew9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kathy Childress it feels like a crime. I thought that there would a cameo by Babish who would come stop him or something.

    • @JWMCMLXXX
      @JWMCMLXXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read the word "nothing" at precisely the moment he said "nothing!" in the video XD

  • @terellcase9231
    @terellcase9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Looks like a meal I would get on a naval vessel in the 1840s and he looks like the chef who would give it to me

    • @ionoi8772
      @ionoi8772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      comment of the month

    • @hulkhogan1942
      @hulkhogan1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s Newfie cuisine in a nutshell, salted everything ❤️❤️

    • @Orbithateshislife87
      @Orbithateshislife87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect

    • @Axehand
      @Axehand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god

    • @johngavran1520
      @johngavran1520 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

  • @MrNSup
    @MrNSup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    Sometimes I wonder if Matty is a prisoner on a kitchen show set and he’s trying to call for help.

    • @SBZ925
      @SBZ925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nick Supapol just spit out my drink choking! Lmaooo

    • @skiptomygroove7009
      @skiptomygroove7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "NO SALT" I laughed so hard but that's what a prisoner who lost his mind would do.

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oil and water is code for send nudez

    • @pokerserieswsop2750
      @pokerserieswsop2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am one of the cooks for my college teams. If someone dared tell me well done or unseasoned, I will leave your burger on the grill until it is burnt and purposely throw red wine on it. I am the cook and cooks season!

    • @eyevan7398
      @eyevan7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe your onto something here. I mean what does a cry for help look like?

  • @GregFries
    @GregFries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    This is a cooking show. And a satire comedy. And an existential drama. And a motivational speech. And a biography.
    Wow.

  • @bashful78
    @bashful78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    I love Matty, but WHO is editing these videos??? THEY DESERVE SO MUCH CREDIT.

    • @emmanualmccoy9772
      @emmanualmccoy9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bashful78 they really do lol

    • @barebp
      @barebp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bashful78 agreed.

    • @tisef20
      @tisef20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Has to be ol Vinnie

    • @andreamoretti2516
      @andreamoretti2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmanualmccoy9772 who is it?

    • @nimalcibus
      @nimalcibus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes... you’re welcome

  • @wurblur9070
    @wurblur9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    He's like if my dog turned into a human for a day and tried to do human things.

    • @WhereamI808
      @WhereamI808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wur Blur your dog’s a really good cook 👨🏾‍🍳

    • @robertsanchez6631
      @robertsanchez6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420

    • @DJB1017
      @DJB1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want your dog

    • @dazskadi612
      @dazskadi612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I spat my soup out!

    • @Glosoli4
      @Glosoli4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

  • @justinchavez57
    @justinchavez57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Watching this show is a lot like the beginning stages of a horror movie everything initially seems okay but as the story progresses you see the main character quickly descend into madness..

    • @lymh4850
      @lymh4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean the insanity already started at 0:40 so...

    • @TheOdderlbert
      @TheOdderlbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and instead of jumpscares, matty suddenly just says the weirdest shit.

    • @williamallen5277
      @williamallen5277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We're all fond of Matty's lobster

    • @jovandenbroeck9467
      @jovandenbroeck9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i'm wanking, so yeah kinda true

    • @kooksies5712
      @kooksies5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the hannibal lector of animals

  • @dainiusramanauskas5460
    @dainiusramanauskas5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This man is a genius... I'm watching a cooking show with no intention of actually cooking this recipe.

    • @TheFloatingBartender
      @TheFloatingBartender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @drfuzzy3977
      @drfuzzy3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      isn't that every cooking show.....slurps instant noodles vigorously

    • @jgkratom6681
      @jgkratom6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub consciencly learning tho☝️🔥dill flavored chips👊

    • @Gleidur
      @Gleidur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude, just get a big pot and boil shit in it. It's fire, homie

    • @janellyscatering881
      @janellyscatering881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣 me too

  • @weirdoshit3504
    @weirdoshit3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Matty Matheson is a natural anti-depressant.

    • @gerardcowan155
      @gerardcowan155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That some weirdo shit

    • @valkyrie273
      @valkyrie273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You, sir are very correct.

    • @weirdoshit3504
      @weirdoshit3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gerardcowan155 lol i aint lyin tho. dude ALWAYS pulls me out of my depressive episodes.

    • @riffraff9070
      @riffraff9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very True. watching his show is therapeutic

    • @natbarron
      @natbarron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gerardcowan155 Have you ever suffered debilitating depression where you can't leave the house? Matty brings some joy in those moments. It ain't weirdo shit. It's fact

  • @modergav
    @modergav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Matty and Michelle are both sides of clinic depression

  • @brimbobrimski914
    @brimbobrimski914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    The soundtrack in this one was top tier.

    • @rolandodennis8385
      @rolandodennis8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth

    • @harveydrakeo6967
      @harveydrakeo6967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s the intro song??

    • @killa1two
      @killa1two 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@harveydrakeo6967 Still got the funk - Matthew goodman ft Matthew Bento

    • @ericdonarski1624
      @ericdonarski1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@killa1two you are a gentleman and a scholar

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@harveydrakeo6967 it's this song but without the vocals
      th-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/w-d-xo.html

  • @rikweeds2306
    @rikweeds2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “No salt, FLAVOURLESS! And thats what you want.”😂

  • @SketchySkullKnight
    @SketchySkullKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Breathes In:
    *MICHELEEEEEELLLLLLLEEE*

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK*

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think Matty is a Incubus, it's like he feeding off of Michelle's energy. She always looks so tired :)

    • @JamesOrr81
      @JamesOrr81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I imagine the seagull meme.

    • @potsdelosreyes6835
      @potsdelosreyes6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michelle is Matty's Vinny

    • @CodyAlushin
      @CodyAlushin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@potsdelosreyes6835 atta boy Vin

  • @maecyo8581
    @maecyo8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    S/o to the spine of this show aka Michelle. WE APPRECIATE YOU

    • @Sam-oi1bb
      @Sam-oi1bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The whole crew ❤️❤️ love you guys

    • @mrsir2378
      @mrsir2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Props to Michelle! Get that girl a joint and a weekend off.

    • @zac2399
      @zac2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Michael Damn straight!

    • @bbqrules8890
      @bbqrules8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to be so hungry coming home as a kid and i could smell that shit coming down the driveway i would almost turn around and head back out but knowing thats all there was to eat ha ha i hate that shit🙃

    • @thegreatecb
      @thegreatecb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!

  • @Violetcas97
    @Violetcas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    This man is just Caps lock as a human being

    • @ThatChickKim
      @ThatChickKim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL PERFECT description.

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHANE, BY GUM, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. YOU ABSOLUTE MAD BEAST

    • @hams47
      @hams47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real big brain moment

    • @46chambersoflife
      @46chambersoflife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya he's like if Charlie day and Jack black had a kid.

    • @marathonhero
      @marathonhero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@46chambersoflife Fucking Eh!

  • @Ja2808R
    @Ja2808R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m glad he has his own shows now on his own channel. Respect, you deserve it. No one else should profit on your talents Matty

  • @shawnatangtang4533
    @shawnatangtang4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I would like there to be a section of the merch store where all proceeds go directly to Michelle's post-shoot wine fund

    • @2clix1
      @2clix1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You misspelled nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol ca ca ca ca cocaine...

  • @Jayziski32
    @Jayziski32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    “Uncensored” Matty is so much better than what he was like on the Munchies channel 😂

    • @monkwallace
      @monkwallace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Zagorski Correct

    • @thegreatecb
      @thegreatecb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!

    • @Hoelstadt
      @Hoelstadt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thegreatecb you are loved

    • @AverageHeightMonster
      @AverageHeightMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thegreatecb You are loved

    • @joetierney2
      @joetierney2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s a very conflicting feeling because it’s once Cholula hot sauce sponsored them he couldn’t swear and be as grimy as much and it was like watching a caged tiger, yet at the same time cholula is my favorite hot sauce.

  • @malcolmcrann9166
    @malcolmcrann9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “We plop those into our boiled FUCKKK” -Matty Matheson 2020

    • @TanukiSC
      @TanukiSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watched that about ten times in a row and I’m still laughing

    • @thegreatecb
      @thegreatecb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!

    • @EM-fp3wi
      @EM-fp3wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegreatecb hahaha

    • @13rucifer
      @13rucifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thegreatecb fuck off soiboi

    • @DylanOfSicily
      @DylanOfSicily 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      scollin hahaha same!

  • @bushokjew00t
    @bushokjew00t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love the line "we drop everything in our boiled FUCK!!" xD

  • @jacksonueland
    @jacksonueland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    this show feels like an anxiety attack

    • @jacksonueland
      @jacksonueland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JcastroCFH lolll fr

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo I have panic attacks and this was a challenge lol

    • @PrettyBoyKii
      @PrettyBoyKii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's an accurate depiction of every cook in the industry. Just having an existential crisis every day.

    • @LadiJadi72
      @LadiJadi72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll log off. Comment of the year!!! 😅😅😅

    • @BOBOBANKSICKLE
      @BOBOBANKSICKLE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      go watch eric andre

  • @charliebetcher
    @charliebetcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    michelle constantly looks annoyed at matty AND I LOVE IT

    • @ashlarta8538
      @ashlarta8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And her laughing at 10:54 is just priceless

    • @charliebetcher
      @charliebetcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wayne Wu shes a gem for sure

  • @ReadyForTheBassdrop
    @ReadyForTheBassdrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Cooking with Matty:
    20% cooking
    80% life advice

    • @BullRed07
      @BullRed07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      100% YAAAAARGH

    • @BladeKi11a
      @BladeKi11a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you know what I’m fine with this totally fine with it.

    • @maccaroni6355
      @maccaroni6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:28

  • @CJ-cz3lt
    @CJ-cz3lt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "If it's gray, it's gotta be healthy for you" - Eric Andre

    • @TheJbiz84
      @TheJbiz84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never tried seal meat.

    • @breakerrythangallday
      @breakerrythangallday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know what ive never had? Penguin meat

  • @danielleatkinson4312
    @danielleatkinson4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    I actually can't tell if Matty hates or loves his boiled dinner

    • @johnnyjoestar356
      @johnnyjoestar356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Can't tell if Matty loves or hates life

    • @kickz2828
      @kickz2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Alexxx X was that an attempt at a fat joke? Because it was terrible

    • @spaceflip-zj2bm
      @spaceflip-zj2bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kick nah it was just right 👌

    • @zecumbe
      @zecumbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's a portuguese stew. Look it up. Most humble, healthieat and pleasureable food on the planet

    • @nezantra
      @nezantra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Boiled dinner is amazing

  • @marukomanda6815
    @marukomanda6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "And then I rise, just like the scum. AND THEN YOU GUYS SKIM ME. And all of a sudden im a fresh, beautiful, dark brown broth, shining bright."
    That's so deep.

  • @marcleveroni5408
    @marcleveroni5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    “It’s not like water boarding the vegetables. The vegetables aren’t alive and they don’t have secrets that will destroy our country.”

    • @marcleveroni5408
      @marcleveroni5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick Glaser Aren’t we the worst? 😝

    • @Frie_Jemi
      @Frie_Jemi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vegetables contribute to insulin resistance causing everything else...google it fatty

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good parent comment. The rest of you are fucking twats.

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bananasplit4249 is that a self deprecating Canadian joke that I don't get or some freaky ass Canadian threat??

  • @ruhyen
    @ruhyen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    after watching this like six times i still don't know by the end of it if Matty likes a boiled dinner

  • @keichiharumi
    @keichiharumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Michelle looks like she's extremely stressed about what's happening.
    Show more love for Michelle! ❤️

    • @thethepete731
      @thethepete731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We've established that she appears as if she's just given birth to Matty on set. And we can't blame her.

    • @nobodyimportant4732
      @nobodyimportant4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love!

    • @nobodyimportant4732
      @nobodyimportant4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michelle, You are an amazing person. The universe has ordained you for this moment. Embrace it. We wish you nothing but happiness and hope. And please tell Matty to F himself when he needs it. Everyone needs a trurh teller in their lives. Matty, call me when Michelle calls you out! Seriously, well done. The road to success is dull, painful, and frequently insane. Keep going! 😃

  • @dustblog3558
    @dustblog3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    This guy is an introverts worst nightmare.

    • @user-xv8tr5to7j
      @user-xv8tr5to7j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      As an introvert.. I can confirm. I'm comfortable with him. Through a 6 inch screen in my hands rather than irl 😅😅

    • @dustblog3558
      @dustblog3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-xv8tr5to7j Fair point

    • @2bitmarketanarchist337
      @2bitmarketanarchist337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm an introvert and had never questioned my heterosexuality until I found my very first Matty cooking vid back in the vice munchies days. I know hes married but like...look at the food he cooks

    • @2HandHangerDunksOnly
      @2HandHangerDunksOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      then you don't know what an introvert is

    • @GMorellix3
      @GMorellix3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol well I'm an introvert and I had a bestfriend JUST like him. We balanced each other out.

  • @adammsbarry
    @adammsbarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i literally have watched this episode 307 times, and this is the first time i have noticed the Info Wars logo in the corner

  • @GamerX1210
    @GamerX1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    This show is, in general, a look into a man’s descent into insanity, but this episode is extra. The man is boiling a steak.

    • @nonocosta6234
      @nonocosta6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so What??

    • @geraldhoskins7232
      @geraldhoskins7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's a roast buddy and not a fucking cheap cut either. In Newfoundland we do a similar meal but it it's cheap cuts and it's preserved in salt, so fucking good!

    • @pbcana
      @pbcana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@geraldhoskins7232 tbh, i came here expecting a Jigg's Dinner recipe. Was somewhat disappointed when he boiled a pricey cut of meat.

    • @gnamu1
      @gnamu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U wud rather eat the scum then, all meat shud be boiled

    • @racingginger3147
      @racingginger3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the boiled meat meme is even more dumb than the pineapple on pizza meme.

  • @marianmain
    @marianmain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "Then I rise, just like the scum". The Poet Laureate for the modern age has just been established.

  • @thehumandirigible4882
    @thehumandirigible4882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "I'm fearless... And I'm cute!"
    I need a gif of that

    • @ThatDonovanKid
      @ThatDonovanKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donovan Higgins I second that

    • @olicartel
      @olicartel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatDonovanKid 13:44 ;)

    • @olicartel
      @olicartel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:44 timestamp

    • @classictalkies
      @classictalkies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, back to the screen: “YEAH, you are...” 😏

  • @screwlewse
    @screwlewse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I wish more cooking shows would show how things go wrong, and how they recover. Thanks Matty (and Michelle for saving the day). :)

  • @danafosburgh2775
    @danafosburgh2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "I'm tryin' to make a giant pot of flavorless fukkin' flavor".... can't teach that!!!

    • @Ivan-ro4cz
      @Ivan-ro4cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dave Hawkins It's Elias Cairo

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sennadasilva11 no.

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sennadasilva11 Yer off color spelling troubles me.

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sennadasilva11 shut up America lite

  • @TheProdigalCat
    @TheProdigalCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The Sun is shining, and Matty uploaded a video. It's gonna be a good day people

    • @audilicous
      @audilicous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yes

    • @keithflynn9690
      @keithflynn9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same in Baltimore

    • @Roach4K
      @Roach4K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No sunshine here but damn a lil bit o matty goes a loNG FUCKING WAY

    • @FRanger92
      @FRanger92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Roach4K Damn right. Love it.

  • @dougamer31
    @dougamer31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Straight up name that restaurant "The Grey Area" and put it in the bay area lol

    • @DavidGoliath1
      @DavidGoliath1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doug Reggio your joke was GREYt

    • @over7532
      @over7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or near area 51

  • @dlcarr187
    @dlcarr187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Kentucky we make this but replace all those meats you use with a large pot roast. Sometimes my mom would add beef bouillon to boost flavor so good yum

  • @sp10sn
    @sp10sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "You want this to taste as beige as possible". Yes, Matty, I'm with you.

  • @sickspaq
    @sickspaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Legend has it that Michelle was born wearing overalls.

    • @adammsbarry
      @adammsbarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol im pretty sure the first 12 episode were filmed on the same day. he talked about it on Santinos podcast

    • @thethepete731
      @thethepete731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adammsbarry That explains why she looks so fucking exhausted lol

    • @benwood04
      @benwood04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CARHARTT, CUT THE CHECK!

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    “We’re like water and oil”
    > proceeds to completely misrepresent how oil and water actually behave
    Lmao gotta love Matty

  • @Mmoose74
    @Mmoose74 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matty is like a web browser. All these different apps open, none of them are music apps but there's music coming from somewhere. Beautiful thing!

  • @davidpugh6507
    @davidpugh6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I commented on a matty video once saying something along the lines of "I'd watch this man boil water". Which I basically what I've just watched and I loved every minute of it

  • @peepschamp6099
    @peepschamp6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    When he said, "and I'm cute." I winked at the screen for some reason.

  • @perotekku
    @perotekku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "The thing that makes this show really real, is that it's real."

    • @gravellane150
      @gravellane150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FlattopTiki Why Matty doing SnyperWolf thumbs? Hate it love Matty.

  • @kevinleyden6782
    @kevinleyden6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "You know what they say, if its gray its healthy for you"

    • @solinanhek4421
      @solinanhek4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @kevin Leyden “quick shout out to Christina Applegate!”

  • @revmaynardd
    @revmaynardd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'd love to see the crew get to eat some of the food at the end to get their reactions.

  • @lisapaetz
    @lisapaetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I'm fearless... and I'm cute!"
    Thanks, Matty, for making me spit my water all across the room! 😅

    • @vojtizslav
      @vojtizslav 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      youre not cute either

    • @lisapaetz
      @lisapaetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vojtizslav rude 😒

  • @HarryStone
    @HarryStone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    This whole thing feels like a cry for help.

  • @DavidKing-jx3sg
    @DavidKing-jx3sg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Irish have boiling bacon ,
    Boil with spuds, sweet potato and cabbage,
    Best hangover meal ever 😋

    • @jasonruka1665
      @jasonruka1665 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure! Same in New Zealand… bacon bones, brisket,water cress & potatoes. Boiled dinner is underrated lol

  • @Ta3yangFan
    @Ta3yangFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    We do this ALL the time in New Zealand. We call it a “boil up”, and it is DELICIOUS! 🤙🏽❤️

    • @Bosstastical
      @Bosstastical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except you have some snapper eyeballs and brains floating around in there from the Pakeha down the road that doesn't know what to do with his fish scraps... I'm the Pakeha :D

    • @georgeedmonds9317
      @georgeedmonds9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuuurr cuz

    • @kowhaiharakeke8881
      @kowhaiharakeke8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just needs some puha lol

    • @DreadKnightDre
      @DreadKnightDre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some doughboys and puha

    • @kowhaiharakeke8881
      @kowhaiharakeke8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andre Busby yea your right lol

  • @choymatthew48
    @choymatthew48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Lmao this man really roasted the set crew and their DRY ASS thyme

    • @DLO115
      @DLO115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      choymatthew48 and the dead curly parsley lol

  • @videlsingh4194
    @videlsingh4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When Matty rubs his head under his toque and yells “FOUCKKK”... me atleast 5 times a day.

    • @khallplays
      @khallplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skela Canada we say it here way more then “beanie”

    • @videlsingh4194
      @videlsingh4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skela guess its a Canadian thing lol

    • @charlie1832
      @charlie1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I learned that name from crowder when he does a bit

  • @NickPDX22
    @NickPDX22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone’s giving Ramsey a run for his money on the F word 😂😂

  • @beanyolk
    @beanyolk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    when he said "when i suck the boogers out of my nose backwards into my throat and eat them?" i felt that

  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Michelle broke character, i saw her laugh 😂

  • @denzbautista2533
    @denzbautista2533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “I’m like bubububa and she’s like AHYAHYAHYAAYHAYHAYHA” lmaooo this mans is a legend

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno why but, written out this is way more funny

  • @benbear1813
    @benbear1813 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Four years later and this is still a hilarious video to watch ! ❤😂😂😂❤

  • @jock608
    @jock608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    MATTY: NO SALT
    ME: Ok
    MATTY: NO SALT
    ME:Ight
    MATTY:NO SALTTTT
    ME:OKAAAY(starts sobbing)

  • @christophermcdonald2270
    @christophermcdonald2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Matty is the shining light in a cold, unforgiving world

  • @nugmman
    @nugmman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My goal in life is to have the same kind of cursed energy that these episodes have

  • @s.harrison3699
    @s.harrison3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In New Zealand, throw in some dumplings (we call them dough boys) and some water cress and that's called a boil up, and it's amazing.

  • @eugenenaputi2253
    @eugenenaputi2253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Matty: “Cooking isn’t perfect”
    Matty: *proceeds to show off his $400+ Le Crueset dutch oven pots*

    • @sp10sn
      @sp10sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... but it has become expensive.

    • @StanDoesaThing
      @StanDoesaThing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t hate on the baller

    • @eugenenaputi2253
      @eugenenaputi2253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Admirals Club I envy the baller ;(

    • @thethepete731
      @thethepete731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's a professional chef, of course he has good gear. But I assure you, it tastes just as awesome in a $50 stainless pot on a burner on the patio.

    • @jgarcia4721
      @jgarcia4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I was wondering what the disappointment of finding out your $400 pot isn't good enough to make a boiled dinner in felt like.

  • @zepphead01
    @zepphead01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The smell of a boiled dinner cooking on a cold winter day is the definition of comfort food!!

    • @lc9072
      @lc9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pot au feu baby

    • @AzelRavenWood
      @AzelRavenWood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and it Stew's and Soups...which is not that far off from a boiled dinner!

    • @Jakblade
      @Jakblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 percent what I had in mind.

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prefer soup

  • @SlashCampable
    @SlashCampable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    14 minutes in, still don't know if this is an off season aprils fools joke.

    • @TRUESEPH
      @TRUESEPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I checked for the post date when the episode started lol

    • @ryanrodrigues5355
      @ryanrodrigues5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was CERTAIN this was an April fools joke 😂

    • @MacinteuchPlus
      @MacinteuchPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pot au feu is really good with seasalt, pickles and whole grain mustard

    • @neilbrideau8520
      @neilbrideau8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canadian cuisine is no joke. It is very real and lives under your bed waiting to grab you.

    • @exaltedyote1505
      @exaltedyote1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neilbrideau8520 can confirm

  • @eatswithmeggie
    @eatswithmeggie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think about this video at least once a week

  • @bigballinblue
    @bigballinblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    He has more energy in this episode than I have had in my entire life.

  • @williamshaw9057
    @williamshaw9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This show is literally just a cooking version of "I Think You Should Leave" on crack. Matty has found his style. Matty has fully evolved. Matty is my new god.

    • @DylanOfSicily
      @DylanOfSicily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Shaw gahhh! The royal greatness that is that show! I haven’t found anything that compares to how uniquely funny that show has been since!

    • @d3ath8ybac0n4
      @d3ath8ybac0n4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't his final form...

  • @TheHungryFerret
    @TheHungryFerret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This is a no longer a cooking show, it is a show on life.

    • @bom3757
      @bom3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen🙏

  • @sjeikomar
    @sjeikomar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me: “I’m so sick of the news. War, death, famine…it makes me unhappy” My girlfriend “If Matty Matheson makes you happy you should watch him”

  • @danpreston8898
    @danpreston8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how these episodes are becoming less about the food and more about matty #legend

  • @tadwright1233
    @tadwright1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The 808 dislikes are vanilla cooking show watchers 👍😎🤮🤦‍♂️

    • @D123-f9k
      @D123-f9k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or they like seasoning

    • @victorvictorious3407
      @victorvictorious3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck boiled meat. He boiled rib eye!!!

    • @maecyo8581
      @maecyo8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO 💀

    • @jackbishop7693
      @jackbishop7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, if this looked appetizing to you, I imagine you care more about nutrients than flavor

    • @thegreatecb
      @thegreatecb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!

  • @curtiskroeker1488
    @curtiskroeker1488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I don’t even watch this shit to learn how to cook, I think he’s just hilarious haha

  • @en3rgyman
    @en3rgyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:39 Thanks for that Matty

  • @keithkekezwa6868
    @keithkekezwa6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The person who edits these is my hero.

    • @maecyo8581
      @maecyo8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith Kekezwa give him a raise

  • @mickthunder1107
    @mickthunder1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Shout out to your editor man. He's top tier.

  • @michelleadamik6013
    @michelleadamik6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This is one of my all time favorite meals to make and eat. My husband loves a gray meat and veggie boiled dinner and asks for it often. I’m obsessed with Matty, he’s smart, talented and funny as hell, definitely not your typical cooking show...thankfully.

    • @user-zz4eu6tm2t
      @user-zz4eu6tm2t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude I love matty but boiling a rib eye...

    • @jettgjr31
      @jettgjr31 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cooked it multiple times

    • @frasermackenzie7275
      @frasermackenzie7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-zz4eu6tm2t lol especially in 2022 with beef prices through the roof 😆😜😝🙃
      Plus it's a RIBEYE 😆😆😆 not boiling... BBQ or SMOKED 😋

  • @VlaseRadu
    @VlaseRadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Matty: tell me what I did wrong
    Romanians everywhere: you forgot the fking garlic

    • @jeil5676
      @jeil5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please, we need a dish that has no garlic.

  • @unclegrandpa05
    @unclegrandpa05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Michelle is such a precious gift from the heavens

  • @fallenbullseye
    @fallenbullseye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Shout-out to Michelle for dealing with all of Matty's bullshit. She's the real MVP. And she's pretty cute too.

  • @kaiserlos2441
    @kaiserlos2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:13
    I love how he was about to sing then stops cause he realized the pot was too small lol

  • @adamdrumonde1664
    @adamdrumonde1664 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk about Portugal but at least in the Azores this is a really common old fashioned spread. My grandma would do this would beef or chicken, with chorizo and lots of leafy greens like kale or collard greens, some waxy potatoes and onions with probably 10 whole cloves of garlic. A few whole peppercorns and all-spice in the bottom. Those potatoes were what dreams are made of.

  • @tanone4137
    @tanone4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    People who think boiling meat is weird have never had hotpot.

    • @fatmiew9490
      @fatmiew9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We usually don't hotpot just in water, there's always some delicious sauce to dip it in, and we don't boil all the meats to heck!

    • @tanone4137
      @tanone4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fatmiew9490 That's true

    • @fatmiew9490
      @fatmiew9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tanone4137 Recently had some hot pot in HK with bone broth as the base. Good stuff.

  • @elliott9999999
    @elliott9999999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Matt: curly parsley? *touches it* NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH IT

  • @HowardBobson
    @HowardBobson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Michelle's title is "Solutions" lol

  • @deelanders6132
    @deelanders6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Matty reminds me of my fun older brother we lost in 2017. Always gave it 100% extra in the kitchen. Big Wyrm would have loved your style and show. I know I do.

  • @TRZN91
    @TRZN91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Was everyone on set coming down from a really long uncomfortable trip?

    • @ronnieduvall2401
      @ronnieduvall2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think they are actually mid trip on some good psychedelics. I think Matty is just a beast, and the producer chick couldn't handle 2 hits.

    • @lyfelesscadaver1713
      @lyfelesscadaver1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martty says he doesn't trip anymore so who knows, they just some goofy ass people mane

    • @TRZN91
      @TRZN91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyfelesscadaver1713 forsure man. It was pretty well edited, pretty sure uncomfortable comedown was wht they were going for. They nailed it. Lol.

  • @alanbegg599
    @alanbegg599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He is the only man that can cut himself off mid sentence...amazing

    • @MakesFood
      @MakesFood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i believe joe biden possesses this talent as well

    • @dorefish-bieler7330
      @dorefish-bieler7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a stutter.

    • @charlie1832
      @charlie1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dorefish-bieler7330 joe does not have a stutter , if he had one as a kid that was like 70 years ago

  • @triminh3849
    @triminh3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    They still make a 20-minute video out of a boiled dish
    Love it

    • @Derek-nz7mq
      @Derek-nz7mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And we watch every second of it

  • @normaljohn6035
    @normaljohn6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is a good illustration of why Matty is my favorite cook ever😂

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Matty ringing in the SCREAMING 20s properly.

  • @chipesque
    @chipesque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This was actually the bravest cooking video I’ve ever seen

  • @TbascoSauce
    @TbascoSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He literally makes soup almost every other episode

    • @eddiethring6802
      @eddiethring6802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally Agree. Maybe, just maybe, next time, can you please make a dish that doesn't take hours and hours to cook?

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soup is good though.

    • @ambycakes
      @ambycakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eddie Thring not everything is Rachel Ray 10 minute meals. People are lazy af.

    • @ambycakes
      @ambycakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and it's literally bomb

    • @MuchoGottscho
      @MuchoGottscho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 soups in 6 videos
      Wtf are u talkin

  • @Qbjohnny13
    @Qbjohnny13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Matty: "If I could go to a restaurant where there are just pots of boiling water and I could cook my meat, that would be my favorite restaurant"
    Asians: So....like every hotpot restaurant?

  • @patnye9767
    @patnye9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Matty could spend 19 minutes cooking a bowl of cereal and I would still love it

    • @splugen
      @splugen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't tempt him with a good time

  • @angelinacarmen6777
    @angelinacarmen6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Boiling water, and dipping meat would be my favorite restaurant" Chinese Hot pot!

    • @ruchinese3742
      @ruchinese3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Angelina Carmen Shabu Shabu

    • @alickrozier3799
      @alickrozier3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      different to a hot pot.... No where near the same meat wise.

    • @TehLexx
      @TehLexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelina Carmen Shabu

    • @PrettyBoyKii
      @PrettyBoyKii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what I said! I was like hot pot, shabu shabu, sukiyaki, the list goes on

    • @SophoricDeathcry
      @SophoricDeathcry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't the soup in hot pot flavored though? And they just add water when you run low on soup?

  • @jeffreyragan1809
    @jeffreyragan1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every episode is another step towards Matty's unsettling decent into madness

  • @robertlogan9682
    @robertlogan9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I too grew up with boiled dinner being a common meal. I still love it. You forgot the cabbage.

  • @jlfuwafuwa
    @jlfuwafuwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The vegetables don't have secrets..." LOL