I accidentally played this through the car’s Bluetooth speaker and the confusion on my mum’s face when ‘BRING ME THE MILK MOTHER’ was randomly played throughout the car was iconic
Double Moustache i'd be like waiit i want to come around and film some crazy, stupid, fantastic stuff with you!♡ ... And then i'd die from hyperventilating probably.
If I heard that coming from my neighbor's apartment I would probably pack my things and move to Canada Of course only if I didn't know who Dan and Phil were
The first time i saw it i watched it at 2 AM And i couldn't stop myself from bursting out laughing at *Bring me the milk mother* It was sooooo funny!!!
“Hey baby, wanna come back to my place tonight? I’ll give you my Trump stump.” WTF DAN I was taking a drink when he said that so then I choked on it and proceeded to spit it in my best friend’s face. fml
+Mouse Mike Petition for Dan and Phil to play: 1) Yandere Simulator 2) Stanley's Parable (Prepare for that existential crisis Dan) 3) Super Mario Brothers Wii 4) Life is Strange 5) Goat Simulator (Phil will love this.) 6) GTA 7) Guitar Hero 8) The Last of Us Thumbs up so our dads can see and pls add to this list👍👍 Show less
He sets his face on hers w close precision. He tries to come up with a new pretty grin. And takes a moment to adjust the face she's famed for. A lovely duo and a faceswap challenge Their laughter's filling up our hearts again There's nothing wrong w just a little plugged-in spon end. Play w some memes, banter it right And let the fun rain down on me Still lookin fine, despite feeling creeped.
the photobooth challenge and this video is the video where I have seen them laugh the most. I am glad they are friends. They make eachother so happy. :D
i'm so sorry
+danisnotonfire its ok
queen
I'm scarred for life.
babe
Don't be
"Hey let's never have a child."
I mean there's Dil. He's not as hideous as you expected, good job.
Lol
i got this comment to 1k love me
😂😂
@@hyunhoe k, i love you
turn on subtitles that part is 100000000 times better
"I'll give you my...
trump stump."
-Dan Howell
also I'm going to pee myself it's too FUNNYYYY
birb woman I know!! I died laughing XD
Daniel Howell*
birb woman I want dans trump stump :(
I accidentally played this through the car’s Bluetooth speaker and the confusion on my mum’s face when ‘BRING ME THE MILK MOTHER’ was randomly played throughout the car was iconic
EJLikesHisMexicans honestly, that sound hilarious 🤣
XD I WOULD HAVE DIED
I literally started wheeking when I read this
real question is.... did your mother bring you the milk?
I C O N I C
WHY DID DAN AS OBAMA LOOK SO REAL
IKR
its official #Obadan is real
it totally did!!
"Obama with the fringe here, telling you this hair style will never go out of style"
TELL THAT TO THE CURLS DAN
Curly Dan is here to stay
And phils quiff!!
He brought it close when he said" let's never have a child" because he knew he was messing with the phandom.
Blurryphace Craft baby you do know that Phil was the one holding the phone when Dan said it.
Blurryphace Craft baby if you turn on captions for English, there's a little smirk face thing next to that when he says it...
Blurryphace Craft baby. OMG THERE IS 😂😂😂
Its a lenny face aka the ''sex'' face
Dan: This hairstyle will never go out of fashion
Oh Dan if only you could see the future...
ItsMeDanika I LOV UR PROPIC♡♡♡ MCR 4EVER!!!
MCRmy
Your pfp is 👌
Mcrrrr
what do you mean? obama said that, not dan
2016- this hairstyle will never go out of fashion
2017- rocking those embraced curls Daniel
Imagine being their neighbor and then hearing
"UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAH!"
"BRING ME THE MILK, MOTHER"
Double Moustache Jesus Christ XD
Double Moustache i'd be like waiit i want to come around and film some crazy, stupid, fantastic stuff with you!♡
...
And then i'd die from hyperventilating probably.
If I heard that coming from my neighbor's apartment I would probably pack my things and move to Canada
Of course only if I didn't know who Dan and Phil were
Moop Snoo SAME! xD
Double Moustache I would be wheezing
This is certainly 110% funnier at 2 am
I'm literally watching this at exactly 2 am
The first time i saw it i watched it at 2 AM And i couldn't stop myself from bursting out laughing at *Bring me the milk mother* It was sooooo funny!!!
Nora Carrell I legitimately shat myself when I read this.
I know xD
indeed
**Phil becomes Dean**
“Hey look i’m that guy from supernatural!”
I may or may not have screeched when I saw that.
the unnamed man from supernatural
I started screaming when I saw that
“I’m bleeding again!”
*help me brotha*
"I'll give you my Trump stump." Oh God no that's my nightmares for the next twenty years sorted.
Yea...
PROTIP
Protip: Trump stump is not a Trump.
+Jessica Spencer Protip: Trump doesnt have a stump
I'll give you my Patrick stump
Does that make you feel better
Dan: Come on, give us some dog jokes!
Phil: Why did the dog - I don't have any dog jokes...
x.EmoWithASmile.x MCR :D
x.EmoWithASmile.x why did the dog go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'ruff'
Though, the real question is.. Why did the dog? Why does the dog exist? Why?
+phil's eyelash I just gave myself an existential crisis :3
Panic! At the 21 Phandoms MCR!!!!
WHYYYYY?!?!?!? 😭😭😭
And if you look to your right, you can see the entire Supernatural family in the Phandom dying.
*cries*
AGREED
+Tari Elensar AND MULTIPLE TIMES, TOO!
omg *cries*
Me
"bring me the milk mother"
2 YEARS LATER I STILL LAUGH
4 years later and I still laugh to
@@harm0niica same
Phil is so underrated. He's truly amazing.
Amanda Moran 😂
Amanda Moran FOR REAL
agreed
hes not under rated
Amazing
PHIL
i need to leave
I love it when dan does a weird face and the filter deactivates,leving him to be scared of his own face
Sometimes he even has a really creepy smile even when he doesn't have a filter on, lol
i'm serious, this is my favourite video you've ever made
same
Jack I've been laughing too much at this, I literally told my mom that this is their best video of 2016 so far.
jack ily
this video literally made my day
+JackHoward so true
Phil: “I collect... pillow cases”
Dan: *pauses awkwardly* Uh what do you do with them?
Phil: *Whispers creepily* You don’t want to know...
"I'll give you my trump stump"
it's gonna be HUGE
im so sorry
yuge
+Bela Rose more huge than that small loan of a million dollars
+Bela Rose like trump's ego
+makirice i luv ur comment
+Bela Rose Whyyyyy my eyessss
Almost a year later and I'm still not over "UNLIMITED POWERRR" and "brinG ME THE MILK MOTHER" 😂😂
same 😂
for me its *screeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE*
SAMMEE😂😂😂
Cat Nicole wait, and, PUSSAYYYYY
Cat Nicole i read that as they said it
"It's very dark in my house but that's how i like it"
And now I have 102 likes 😬
_Hopeless.Heart_ "my name is johnathon"
imagine being their neighbors and just hearing “let me stroke youuuu”
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES PHIL LOOK GOOD WITH ZAYNS FACE
I thought he was Kim Kardashian
+Emily B Me too! Thought it was just me
+Emily B I didn't knows who's face it was!!!!
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING NGL
+smoljellyblossom omg sME
ok super hero action movie take one:
super guy 1: *unlimited power*
super guy 2: *bring me the milk mother*
😂😂😂
This video birthed my username
He said milk
😏😂
Why does dan work so good with Obama’s face
Michelle Ponce no one knows
Michelle Ponce ikr how
I waz laughing the whole way through😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💩
...*Dobama*...
MS AM . No, no. Danbama.
“Lets never have a child...” ummm dan...? Do you know what you’re saying?
🤣😭😂🤣
When was that? Lol
They said let's not have children
6
3
6
But you should have a child
Is there something your not telling us guys. 😂❤
"why did you leave One Direction, Zayn?"
"bc I wanted a pony"
seems legit
PROTIP
+Emily Jackson people need to stop saying protip.
+Garrus Fuckarian never
+Garrus Fuckarian
pROTIP
cant handle these memes
Just Dan and Phil, sitting on a bed and recording them playing with each others faces.
lol
omg
+The True Pipster oh
STOP PHMYOGOD
o h
Maybe "Take me home, Jennifer" will be our "You like that, Katie?"
I've been replaced already and I thought I meant so much more than that
same
OMG I died when I saw dean omg
“That dude from supernatural...he’s bleeding again....help me Brother!”
Wow.....
Me too
He’s not wrong though
honestly true
I mean it isn't _wrong_
How come no one is mentioning that Phil zany is frighteningly attractive
AGREED
TRUE
YES
IKR
+Erin Maya you just did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WHY DOES DAN WITH ZAYN'S FACE LOOK LIKE KIM K
OMG
The first time I watched this, I thought it was actually Kim Kardashian not Zayn. I didn't even know that it was him until Dan said it was Zayn. Lmao
Humanoid I would say it's more Miley Cyrus.
Humanoid I have no idea
Humanoid IKR IT REALLY DOES
here they are announcing their tour for tatinof not realizing that they will have a world tour in 2018
Rachel Wang but this was uploaded 1 year ago
Rachel Wang yessss
Time is weird
Rachel Wang or did they
its very dark in my house *_but that's the way I like it_* -Daniel howell
"IM BLEEDING AGAIN. HELP ME SAMMY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING, I WAS JUST DRINKING SOME BEER ".
dark moon
The entire show
Best comment here 👌❤
I love castiel
I love charlie too. 🖖 good bye bitches
I love this comment. I also love Spn
The Obama one fit Dan's face so well omfg
Yeah😂
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
*remembers photo-booth challenge*
seasons change but people don't...
same
Omg yas xD
baby when the seasons changeee will you stand by meeee
+Mia XXX DONT CLICK THAT AHH NO NO NO NO NO NOPPEE
+Ray O and i'll always be waiting in the back room
4:18 oH wHaT wErE yOu SaYiNg?!
Daniel literally no one else mentioned this. Also I’m very suspicious of your name Daniel
"lets never have a child" THEY WERE PLANNING IT ALL ALONG
DUUUUDDEEEEE
+Natalie Marcelo .......................... Hehehe
Ohhhh myyyy godddd
OMFG
+Natalie Marcelo I was thinking that lmao
and doge
3:05 "Oh Mona Lisa, I'd pay to see you frown."
Yes
Yes
***** yes i did 🌚
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
+Daisy Nana my pEOPLE
I cried.
ALEX
I crafted
I diED
+Gaya I CANT!!😂😂😂😂
Who didn't
Phil actually looks so good with Dans face at 0:51.
I mean...I'd tap that...
Lampcap me too
It's like a pale Adam driver
why does he look like martyn there
meanwhile howell looks-
@@annanapsyo1771 -like he literally took someone's face and wore it
wHAT THE HELL IT'S ALREADY BEEN A YEAR
maya 666 like
All the single phillys all the single phillys all the single phillys NOW PUT YER DANS UP!
I just imagined Phill lifting Dan In the air OMG that's hilarious!!! XD
@@barbaravaldezprados3522 SIIMMMBBAAAAAA
THE CIIIRRCLLE OF LIIIIFFE
I can't stop laughing at "Bring me the milk, mother!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Fire Ball milk fic *cries*
Eliza Pancakes Eliza! How do u enjoy stalking Dil?
Eliza Pancakes thats cool!
me too 😂
Fire Ball
wait what did I did to you?
Dan getting jumpscared by his own face at 2:24 is such a mood
"I'll give you my trump stump" *dan 2016*
"WHAT AM I SAYING?! AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Lmafoooooo
"I'm bleeding again."
Too accurate. Supernatural feels.
ikr
Same
Literally the entire show, and we still watch it.
+Sara Creel yeah I know
I feel ya
"Obama uh with the fringe here, Telling you that this hairstyle will never go out of fashion" DAN IT ISN'T 2008 JFC
PROTIP
“Hey baby, wanna come back to my place tonight? I’ll give you my Trump stump.” WTF DAN I was taking a drink when he said that so then I choked on it and proceeded to spit it in my best friend’s face. fml
"Bring me the milk mother!"
Milk fic flash backs 😂💕
ActualBantTrash#1 NOOOOPPPE!!😂😂
ActualBandTrash#1 NOOI!
i have no fucking words.
you called. I am here now.
ActualBandTrash#1 DONT👏 EVEN👏
"help i'm the guy from supernatural. i'm bleeding again."
"the entire show."
well not all of it.. sometimes, he dies
Tuesday
+ineedmydoctor Tomorrow is Tuesday too
I know it's not all of it it's most of it but it's not ALL of it 😂😂😂
+Nafisa Sadaf true :p
He actually looks like him tho tbh lol
How does Dan have so many voices that sound nothing like him
Exactly what I thought 😂
Caity Kat17 THEY'RE FROM HIS HEAD
Caity Kat17 because he’s dan
phil : i collect pillow cases
dan: what do you do with them
phil: you don’t wanna know
me: *dies*
Phil with Dan's face looks like it could actually be a person.
They should have face swapped with Dil
was it me or did I he at Dan say" let's never have a child " oka freaking out
saME
Yeah he says it @0:44 im not alright whdjsbncisidb
I hard it
I've been looking for this
+Ōkami Shadō I SCREAMED OMG
phils laugh at 0:48 is giving me life
I feel like I've seen sides of Dan and Phil I didn't know existed.
same😂😂
+philjoys, make some noise your username gives me life
+Not O F***ing K
Your profile picture is goals
+Andrea Teres They were so relaxed and just straight up funny. This video was so amazing omg Akd scl:NDSKJF IUHALK
+Andrea Teres I feel like that every time I watch a new video tbh
Dan: "Let's never have a child"
Phandom: 😭😭😭😭
BurnetecaOsu it's okay! they can just adopt! :-D
They'd never be able to have a child anyways because, well, biology refuses. But I agree with the above statement ^
I laughed so hard ,y brother came into my room and I was crying a ducking ocean
My*
You mean crafting?
fucking* not ducking
Don't cry. CRAFT!
quack quack quack
2:52 can we just appreciate Dan's laugh here😂😂❣️💗
they're so laughy is this video i love
I love how early in the video around 2 minutes Dan got scared by his own face
+Anna Gaming same
+Anna Gaming same
It's 2:24 if you're trying to find it
5:30
2:57 I LAUGHED SO HARD I *CRAFTED*...I COULD WATCH IT *A BILLION MORE TIMES FOR REAL*
I have yet to do what you have done... UR GREAT! :)
MakeMeHowell 2Amazing4U 😂
*its very dark in my house but that's how I like it*
THIS IS THE MOST MAJESTIC THIS I HAVE SEEN
THING*
"BRING ME THE MILK MOTHER" I can already hear the screams of all the Panic! fans.
Lanasaur
Here I am
Lanasaur wassup fam
This is not OK
I read one paragraph.....I have so many regrets
ryan was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel beneath his knees
I love this video so much because they just seem to be having a really fun time, I love it
my mom: turn the lights on, it's bad for your eyes!
me: 4:02
this joke is so amazing
When they were face swapping with cats
I SAY OUT LOUD, "that's a cat-astrophe."
what is wrong with me
anna is not a failure PUNS
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND THAT PUN... was a completely terrible. But, you know, still!
And thus how my username was born
edit: so THIS is where all those subscribers came from...
Bring me The milk mother oh my gosh! I love it!
Ali Simpson thank you I'm proud of it
And ur profile icon
Page Sketch yes that too
Lmao
Still waiting for another episode of Undertale
sAEm
me too
Same
+Mouse Mike Petition for Dan and Phil to play:
1) Yandere Simulator
2) Stanley's Parable (Prepare for that existential crisis Dan)
3) Super Mario Brothers Wii
4) Life is Strange
5) Goat Simulator (Phil will love this.)
6) GTA
7) Guitar Hero
8) The Last of Us
Thumbs up so our dads can see and pls add to this list👍👍
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same lol
"BrINg Me THe MiLK MoTHeR."
1:12
"lets never have a child"
dan calm
|-/
+Amelia W AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH "lets never have a child"???? D..does this mean t...they..................
meep
Dan....u know that child will be adorable go for it...!😂👶
literally what I was thinking 😂😂👌
|-/
OK THEY NEED TO COLLAB WITH TWAIMZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
YES!!!!!
OMG TWAIMZ IS MY QUEEN
YESSSS YESSSSS ISSA AHHHH
yaaas
YES
brinG me tHe miLk moTher- Phil Lester
l-/
You called?
Jishwa and Tyjo dont even get me started on milk **shivers**
bring me the milk mother I love ur name m8
URIE! ON ICE **screams and throws a clock at you** iTs tIMe tO sTOp!
4:18
What I look like when I try to smile
Dan: let's never have a child
Me: so adopt
Yes
+Trudyfruity remember the time he said that someday he would like to adopt a child... not have but adopt
SAME
YES
adopt me pls
Do a part 2!! And 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!! :3
10 to 1!
+MyTwentyOneChemicalPanics that reference
+MyTwentyOneChemicalPanics |-/
+Bonnye Payne YES OML
+MyTwentyOneChemicalPanics |-/ ! MCR FAMMMM YESSSSS
phil with dan's face looks surprisingly good tbh
so does phil with zayn's face would smash 11/10
dead ass thought that face was Kim Kardashian's over Phils the first second I saw it
I agree
Ayera he looks like fred
Yo but
Dan w Obamas face is really suiting
Havent laughed so hard in a while omfg pls
armmmmyyy
I have actual tears coming down my face from laughing so much
+Caitlinxoxo lmao same
Amy Jessica Same XD maria jimini Yessssss Sehuntiful I love EXO/Sehun too
AHHHHH KPOP FANS
Aaaaaand, how my profile picture was born.
OHH MY GAWSH
I'm dying RN 😂😂😂😂😂
unlimited poweeeeeer
Im laughing more than i should be!!! 😂
I laughed way harder then I should've XD
"Let's never have a child"
Sure Jan
YASSSSASSSS
hhahahahahahahahhahahaha
+Alexis• Marie• it's supposed to be Jan
I feel like I'm missing something. How do I not know where this is from!?!?!!
+Kia |-/ your picture is a moon child lol
the fact that this video still makes me laugh 5 years later
Danald Trump and Philary Clinton
Yes!
Lol I needed this thank you!!😂👌🏻👏🏼
This made this video better
lol XD
so much harder to vote now
Imagine this being the first Dan and Phil vid someone watches oml
and that someone is meee, I was t r a u m a t i z e d
"Hey baby ..."
"wanna come back to my place?"
" I'll give you my trump stump..."
AGDJDJCBCJH I CAN'T
Armyyyyy
Ari K IM DYING TOO
the occasional split second of their real faces before the cuts just kills me omg
“Lets never have a child”
You were considering that?
This is what I was expecting literally all the comments to be. And I wasn't that wrong...
Phil: Hello I'm the meme lord!"
Dan: "Wow thanks, 😂"
My grandma just walked over and said that Phil was cute XD
Dakota, Dan.
Grandma knows what's up
Awesome taste props to your grandma! Haha. But, to be real, I think cute and adorable are literally the best ways to describe phil. :)
__. ary .__ unjust ujujntnujjum
Ultimate respect for your grandma.
“Why did the dog-“
...
“I don’t have any dog jokes”
-Phil
3:06 Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown
Love❤️
STOP OMFG😂😂😂
He sets his face on hers w close precision.
He tries to come up with a new pretty grin.
And takes a moment to adjust the face she's famed for.
A lovely duo and a faceswap challenge
Their laughter's filling up our hearts again
There's nothing wrong w just a little plugged-in spon end.
Play w some memes, banter it right
And let the fun rain down on me
Still lookin fine, despite feeling creeped.
That's what I was thinking 😂
Yes!
I watch this video at least twice a day
right😂
same
Same
the photobooth challenge and this video is the video where I have seen them laugh the most. I am glad they are friends. They make eachother so happy. :D
I love how I was the 69th like...
not.
anytime i'm sad i come back to this video and laugh my ass off i love these two dorks so much