Please do, most ducks depending on where you live, I live in Oklahoma and there are many invasive duck and goose species, and its actually legal to pick up and take home these animals. (Usually) But god forbid you take one in not knowing how to care for it.
After months of sleepless nights, watching his tutorials and putting them to practice, today I can proudly say that I have graduated from my duck picking course
@@tomminecraft_YT YES The Really Life's Laggy Are Anooying, We Got GLITCHES In Really Life AND Laggs In our Really Life Work, Laggy Is Which Will Not Make Us Do Our Work
The "Common problems and mistakes" section can also apply to humans. It's very important to approach them from the front, state your intentions, and get consent before you pick them up
@@andreaszetterstrom7418 hmm? that totally works if they're calm, only difference is that only two fingers fit between their legs. if they aren't calm you just need to gently press down on their wings with your other hand to ensure their safety. i literally just hatched about 15 of them two weeks ago, so i would know.
@@jacksonsmith2955 Not gonna lie, I *severely* misinterpreted the first half of your response and was discontented at what I was reading, but, it's all good (I think) 😂😂😭
Thank God for this! I flunked Duck Picking-Up in college, which hindered my employment in the Duck Picking-Up industry. Plus now I know the proper term for their feet is Cheese Feet. Many thanks!
I do concur. Many have told the tale of picking the Waterfowls. But it was quite enlightening to hear the wise directive of how one UNpicks the little Drake.
That last one with the common mistakes of picking up ducks I didn’t realize until I rewatched it but the little duck has SOCKS! The fluffy little bird looks so cute and confused with them ♥︎
@@spoingblybob to be fair I don't know if that's the case, it just reminded me of this time I saw a dog with shoes/socks, and the owner told me that it was to prevent getting burned, so I'm assuming it's the same.
That’s why you use the open palm lift, I presume. It helps ensure to them that you’re not gonna just drop em, because you’ve got their center of mass supported
cuz that's a pet duck... a normal farm duck will resist in multiple ways mostcof the times at the same time. just saying my ducks run for their life, bite me and wrestle me with their wings while I'm holding them... they also get in an occasional kick or two if the possibility presents itself. And that's considering I've never been mean or used unecessary force against them
Ok, I love the comments all playing along with this, but I have to just appreciate how good the voice acting is that it is exactly "Simple corporate instructional video" voice acting, and the jingle gives me this weird feeling like I've been in that particular corporate hellscape, but I've never worked a corporate job and can't think of where I would've heard it before. It's Corporate Gothic. I love it. Also, A++ duck and duck picking-up. Stellar.
Yes! In a hot day, the pavement gets very hot and it might damage his little cuties feet. They should really only walk unprotected inside the house, or in dirt/grass
This feels like all the "let's learn the controls of the game" NPC quests, most RPGs have you do 🤣 Also, the 1st pick up, that duck definitely looked like "oh, we're doing another vid huh...? Ok, cool, I'll play along..."
Excellent tutorial on how to pick up and unpickup the duck. Most people are surrounded by timid, friendly ducks ready to be picked up, so this video is invaluable to them. 🦆🤔
This info is really helpful, I recently came to the understanding that my local parks don't actually own the ducks present, so essentially the ducks there are free, I can just take one if I wish.
1:07 really spoke to me. I am very shy and haven’t shared this with anyone. Much like the narrator, I too have a human name. Absolutely inspiring to know that there others out there that have human names 💪
@@CaveraGamerzZ ye my human name is SCHWERER PANZERSPÄHWAGEN SIEBEN KOMMA FÜNF ZENTIMETER SONDERKRAFTFAHRZEUG ZWEIHUNDERTVIERUNDDREISSIG / VIER PANZERABWEHRKANONENWAGEN
My mom is obsessed with pigs and my dad is obsessed with ducks. They both have been for as long as I can remember. So I’ve grown up with so much love for both.
I'm so glad I stayed and watched how to unpick up a duck. My friend lived with a duck in his hands for years and it was stressing him out. At first he was extremely happy he picked up a duck without much instruction. Sadly, his happiness turned to pain as he realized that now he had an arm that was no longer capable of being used for anything else. I felt sorry for him so I watched the video. Before I picked up a duck, I thought I'd watch the entire video. Imagine my relief when I found out such good news for my friend. I cried as I let him know how to unpick up a duck. He cried when he accomplished it and we hugged each other. It was emotional. Then we happily knew that we could pick up and unpick up the duck. So we did and we lived happily ever after. My friend married the duck. Sometimes these traumatic situations really pull people together.
Unfortunately, what he showed was how not to pick up a duck. Doing this will encourage the duck to take flight, and knowing that ducks can’t fly, they will get boo-boos for doing this. So yeah, your pretty much just screwed.
I have three of these same exact ducks. They are very shy and anxious, but are very loving. Tip: Pick up duck, flip duck upside down laying it’s back on your arms like a baby. Your duck is now way calmer and will let you pet it.
This video has literally changed my life. Now I see the true technique behind holding a duck and I can finally do it correctly. Those who have tried before surely know how intrincate and complex it may be. Thanks again for sharing your unlimited knowledge with us and for lighting up our paths in life to avoid succumbing to ignorance.
You must meditate in the heart of a volcano for 70 years without nourishment to understand this unearthly and sacred technique known only by the name “picking up a duck” thank you for sharing with me this wise knowledge and I shall use it when I shall see the next duck.
I'm glad you found that additional tutorial eventually; having to go for very long still holding the duck would have been very distressing. And I daresay the duck wouldn't have appreciated it either.
Ah, thanks, that explains everything. I tried following the instructions, but the ducks simply turned around when I got in front of them. They must have watched the video you are talking about.
The elites don’t want you to know this: the ducks at the pond are free and you can take them home. But you have to ask permission from the duck and carry them like in the video. I have 458 ducks.
I have actually tried to catch loose ducks before. I was trying to catch it like you would a chicken, but I learned that this is wrong. This was a very informative video and it possessed very good tips.
Me: * Adopts a cute duck * The Duck: *Absolutely Adorable* Me: * Wants to pick it up * Me: *Heavy Breathes because I’m scared that when I lift the duck I’ll hurt it* 😰
My family owns a duck farm in china and usually if a duck senses danger or something like heavy breathing it'll most likely attack or run. You should always stay calm with ducks since theyre gentle animals themselves.
" until it's cheese feet have touched the ground" I had a dream once that I was eating cheese and a random duck was watching me eat the cheese with it's cheese feet
My addiction of picking up ducks started over 10 years ago, I’ve been sober since but yesterday on my way home from work I saw this duck waddling on the side of the highway… I could immediately feel this strange sense of urge and anxiety so without thinking I pulled over on the shoulder during rush-hour almost causing an accident and started running back to the duck. I followed the 2 vital steps and picked up the duck, my body experienced a euphoria similar to that of climax. I then proceeded to follow the next 3-step procedure to put the duck down, the operation went as suspected and the duck got back to the ground in a safe manner. I got back into my car and felt bad about myself. Remember that moderation is key to success, that’s my message to the kids.
It’ve been 3 years I was holding a duck. Thanks to you, I managed to unpick him. You changed my life, and made me a free man again. I’ll never forger it.
Excellent, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this problem where I needed to pick up a duck and didn’t have the slightest idea how to go about it. 10/10
The unpickup part was very educational. I was carrying my duck for years. Thank you 🙏
I second that. The instant relief was well worth dealing with the steep learning curve!
😂😂
😂😅
yup, same, i had to find this video by only my lefty hand
You all who were saying un pick up a duck part was educational are you serious you didn't know how to unpick a duck😂😂
"Hello this is the duck picking lawyer and here we have a duck"
Amazing crossover
@@patoconzapatos truly
I immediately thought of this
Nothing on quack, slight movement on squawk, false set on bwawk...
I’ll pick the duck up again so you can see it wasn’t a fluke…
I love how the duck just stops quacking and is just *confuse*
Lmao
Definitely confused. 😂
Hooman pick me why?
Sounds like a psyduck to me
Congratulation!
I love how the duck was wagging its little tail when it's excited. It's so cute
Imagine how horrible life was for people who picked up a duck but didnt know how to un-pick up a duck.
Thanks for the Instruction.
I am still wondering why you tube recommended this for me
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Why would you ever want to un-pick up a duck?
I dunno i think they would enjoy it
@@cobaltchromee7533 would your arm be able to hold the duck for long?
@@yasuhirotjokro6506 Even if it was sore, if I felt like it's about to fall off, I'd still hold the duck
The little tail waggle the duck does when it's put down is freaking adorable and I want one now
Please do, most ducks depending on where you live, I live in Oklahoma and there are many invasive duck and goose species, and its actually legal to pick up and take home these animals. (Usually) But god forbid you take one in not knowing how to care for it.
@@EarthshakerOnamazu tf u can just pick up and take a duck
@@KOmyself yes
@@KOmyself with permission from game wardens obviously
They shit a lot tho. Unless you live in a rural area, I don't think it's a good idea. They are really good for eggs and their meat
Instructions unclear, I've mistaken duck with goose, and now regretting my life choices.
Let's hope it wasn't a Canadian goose
Goose is vicious. Duck is not. Someone help them.
@@EaterOfGeese It was scottish
Oh god, good luck, cobra chickens are scary
ducks, you pick them up. Goose, they pick you up and drop you to heaven
After months of sleepless nights, watching his tutorials and putting them to practice, today I can proudly say that I have graduated from my duck picking course
😂
Have you received the bill yet?
😂
Congratulations! I am still working on my duckgree 🧑🎓. Wish me luck!
Now I understand that in life there's only two states:
Holding a duck.
Not holding a duck.
Thank you so much for showing me this.
Deep
I’m sad to say I am not holding a duck 😔
@@auser6789 You're an induck?
Law of the excluded middle strikes again!
spitting facts
I love how the duck wags its tail before/after being picked up. I don’t know if that means the same thing as a dog’s tail wag but it’s still cute af
The little tail waggles seem to indicate happiness. For geese, too
I respect the shit out of this guy. He's not asking for anything in return, he just wants people to know how to pick up a duck.
A small sacrifice for a better future
Idk about u but my game lags when I pick the duck up and the game makes me instantly drop it, should I use claw method instead?
@@tomminecraft_YT
YES The Really Life's Laggy Are Anooying, We Got GLITCHES In Really Life AND Laggs In our Really Life Work, Laggy Is Which Will Not Make Us Do Our Work
A question no one ever asked him...
...But an answer we all needed without ever even realizing it.
...and unpick up a duck as well😅
These are the type of content that people actually take seriously no matter how goofy it is. I respect the human and the duck for their dedication.
Thank you soo much, I've been holding a duck for days not knowing how to unhold it. This was exactly what I needed, can't believe how easy it was!
Had the same problem a couple years back. Driving was a nightmare.
@@kgldude Legends say even to this day, the duck never left your hand
Well I sure hope you provided that duck with food while you were abusing it by not knowing how to unhold it.
@@BijinMCMXC Of course, always please your duck overlords
@@kenbX The duck hasn't felt solid ground in 4 seasons since it was elavated for a whole year 🦆
As a duck 🦆, I can confirm that everything he said was correct.
Haha 69
Fun fact:Area 51 is hunting you right now!
Lmfao
I tried to catch one but it kept quacking and it said:”Stay away from us”
as a true duck, i can confirm that this was true in every way.
The instruction manual we never asked for but absolutely needed.
now we need how to cook a duck
@@dpdfpdffgp no
It's not the instruction manual we wanted, it's the one we deserve.
@@minecraftgrassblock3939 mm smoked duck
@@dpdfpdffgp I've tried smoking duck but found it was very hard to light up and even harder to get in your mouth so you can draw on it.
Love that the duck has little socks on its feet so it doesn't burn on the pavement ❤️
Its so adorable how happy the duck looks wagging it's tail feathers
300 likes and no comments? Lemme fix tha- *dies*
@@cool43169 иди напип
1k likes and one comment, lemme fix that.
🐤
@@bluedott7956 *dies*
The "Common problems and mistakes" section can also apply to humans. It's very important to approach them from the front, state your intentions, and get consent before you pick them up
"Hello. I am here to sacrifice you to the devil" *Picks up the person and runs*
"Hello, do I have permission to pick you up?" *throws into manhole*
Yo. What if kidnapper's actually did this?. Damn 🤔
@@Al_Marie Id Prefer to be Sacrificed to Thanos...wait what?
I always hate when giant beings pick me up from behind without saying anything, it always ruins my day XD
I initially searched "How to pick up chicks" for other reasons. But this is way more important information. Thank you!
I heard Donald Trump tried to pick up chicks this way. Didn't turn out so good...
Pls
@@andreaszetterstrom7418 hmm? that totally works if they're calm, only difference is that only two fingers fit between their legs. if they aren't calm you just need to gently press down on their wings with your other hand to ensure their safety. i literally just hatched about 15 of them two weeks ago, so i would know.
@@jacksonsmith2955 Not gonna lie, I *severely* misinterpreted the first half of your response and was discontented at what I was reading, but, it's all good (I think) 😂😂😭
@@shaniageorge9602 ;)
I like how he has placed markers in video for navigating through this complex tutorial
Informative ☑ Calming ☑
Entertaining ☑ Inspiring ☑
Useful ☑ Duck ☑
@@Kyle_Reese da fak???
@@Kyle_Reese I didnt forget the other, i replaced it with duck because you dont need anything more than duck
also life changing
Agreed
Other ✓
Awwh the little wiggles just make me sooo happy! Ducks are the best!
They sure are........
Especially when they're roasted with a honey mustard glaze, whoooo boy 😋
@@thewatcher9546 um
I think all animals are the best 😊
@@ZakariyaMissoum Exactly!!!......
In our plates that is 👍
@@thewatcher9546(👰♀️💇♀️👰)
Thank God for this! I flunked Duck Picking-Up in college, which hindered my employment in the Duck Picking-Up industry. Plus now I know the proper term for their feet is Cheese Feet. Many thanks!
I watched this twice, then shared it with my friends!
This is a top-tier life-skills video.
it has changed my life
@@undercoveryoutuber8489 what's going on under the cover ?
Loololol
😂😂😂
I want to hug the duck so bad, it's precious! 😊
Small creatures like them don't like hugs. Dogs don't either just tolerate it cuz it's you. It's like they're being consumed.
Please wait for instructions.
@@wholeNwon😂
Many have tried: th-cam.com/users/shortsi4NkVd_XLRc
Few have mastered: th-cam.com/users/shortsiPWB8aszOF8
@@wholeNwon
There's probably nothing in life that gives me greater joy than watching a duck shake it's tail, it's so cute
A duck with shoes.
@@reptileescape3619 lmaooo😆😆
You must live a very sheltered life. Open the door sometimes, and go outside.
@@brandonhebert5485you must be a proper arsehole for judging someone like that from a wholesome comment.
@@brandonhebert5485???
Thanks, I’ve been holding a duck for 10 months. Your video showed me what to do, and now I can use both of my hands again! 🙏
😂😂😂
Your arm must be ripped by now🤣
I do concur. Many have told the tale of picking the Waterfowls. But it was quite enlightening to hear the wise directive of how one UNpicks the little Drake.
Oh only 10 months...
I did It for 12 years
As a Duck I confirm that this is the best tutorial on how to pick us up.
Im gonna pick you up
I'm gonna kiss U after i pick U up.
U mean, as a....d!ck???
@@Sanvikarana🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@@Sanvikarana Bro really?? 😂😂
As a long time duck picker myself, I can confirm this information is 100% accurate. I hope more people educate themselves in the art of duck picking.
As a duck myself , I can confirm this is the right way to pick and unpick me and my species🦆
🤣👌☠️
Are you really a duck or are you just from Mansfield.
Everyones Duck in Mansfield.
😂😂😂
Deloooosional
Agreed 🦆
This guy must have surely raised this duck because it's super chill with him just picking it up
Since it is a white duck, it likely is a domestic duck. They are more chill since raised by humans.
I was thinking the same thing. I'd love to see someone try to do this with a wild duck.
Hey that rhymed!
@@Scavenger82 Uhm... Bad times. I managed to get my palm underneath it's chest. It tried to bite me several times. Then it flew away.
Mine still run lol
Someone: posting a tutorial on how to pick up a duck
5 million people:interesting
Me in 10 class when Biological teacher asking me animal theme:
Sounds good
This joke is to old
Indeed.
In my defense, I was expecting some kind of twist.
This positive affirmation sound is the best sound ever made, it makes me feel I have achieved something!
The real question is where did these instructors find such a qualified duck to do these instructional videos...truly amazing
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌
The duck is a talented hired actor✨
I have a feeling his career will take off after this
th-cam.com/video/XkKeZ7EAr_o/w-d-xo.html Finally it's here
Awh. Now I want an autograph from it's cheese foot. (:
That last one with the common mistakes of picking up ducks I didn’t realize until I rewatched it but the little duck has SOCKS! The fluffy little bird looks so cute and confused with them ♥︎
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@@LemonBoi591 thank you bro. You got the lucky number.
This way it won't burn its feet when walking on asphalt (:
@@lucastperez :0 that’s so smart, glad they have little socks so they don’t get hurt on the asphalt :D
@@spoingblybob to be fair I don't know if that's the case, it just reminded me of this time I saw a dog with shoes/socks, and the owner told me that it was to prevent getting burned, so I'm assuming it's the same.
I love how it starts gently moving its legs like "I'm floating so I must be on water now".
Is it me or is watching a duck shake its tailfeathers just utterly adorable? 😊
This is really instructive, recently I faced trouble giving a duck and not giving a duck, can we get a tutorial on that as well?
What are you giving the duck?
Food, shoes, clothes?
@@xrafter Or maybe giving a duck to someone else?
i need a tutorial how to cook ducks, now that i have lifted them.
@@dpdfpdffgp According to the tutorial, you can only un-pick up the duck now. I hope you are not waiting for too long with the duck lifted...
@@dpdfpdffgp I have read a book about ducks and have seen that if u want to cook a duck lift it then put it in a suitcase.. idk if it's true tho..
I like how the ducks don’t even panick after being picked up they just look confused
Edit: Look mom Im famous!
😂
That’s why you use the open palm lift, I presume. It helps ensure to them that you’re not gonna just drop em, because you’ve got their center of mass supported
@@spindash64 or maybe the person owns the duck for some time and the duck trusts her
cuz that's a pet duck... a normal farm duck will resist in multiple ways mostcof the times at the same time. just saying my ducks run for their life, bite me and wrestle me with their wings while I'm holding them... they also get in an occasional kick or two if the possibility presents itself. And that's considering I've never been mean or used unecessary force against them
@@martinsterle7955 do you also have pet ducks or what?
Gee, thanks! I was holding a duck for 8 hours before watching this video. My arm was about to give up. You are a life saver.
This video from my recommendations will 100% be the cutest of the day! Thank you! ✨
I love the “ Hello duck, my name is Human Name
I’m going to pick you up now” at 1:08 😂😂😂
And of course
‘Congratulations your now holding a duck’
Something funny about that?
Yeah i found it funny
@@passwordnyaapa2760Yes... Yes there is
😂😂😂 yeah the whole “State your intentions” then “im gonna pick you up now”
This is so duckin' adorable 🦆
*Duckin aforable.
Goose
1 No time waste
2 Clear instructions given
3 Available in English and Duck
Nice tutorial 10/10
Agree, my duck watched it and because it is available in ducks, he has know mastered the art of picking up comrads.
So
10/10 time to go terrorize the neighborhood ducks💅
Step 4: Cook The Duck
@@starsyt3164 noooooooo
I really think this video should be in every compulsory school curriculum
The little duck socks at the end are too cute!
docks
Ok, I love the comments all playing along with this, but I have to just appreciate how good the voice acting is that it is exactly "Simple corporate instructional video" voice acting, and the jingle gives me this weird feeling like I've been in that particular corporate hellscape, but I've never worked a corporate job and can't think of where I would've heard it before. It's Corporate Gothic. I love it. Also, A++ duck and duck picking-up. Stellar.
That jingle remiss me of Human Tamagotchi from Super Deluxe
new drinking game: take a shot every time this dude says "corporate"
@@lolnamelollastname9788 I want to know the name of the jingle so I can make it my ringtone
I never believed in all these pickup tips, but after this video I finally met my duck. Thank you so much
🤣
Underrated comment
Thanks man, Ever since I watched your video, I have been picking up ducks left, right and center. definitely a must watch.
1:18 is he wearing little duck shoes? That's incredibly adorable.
Yes! In a hot day, the pavement gets very hot and it might damage his little cuties feet. They should really only walk unprotected inside the house, or in dirt/grass
I didn’t even realise but oh my that’s insanely adorable 🥰 thanks for pointing it out
That's to keep from burning its feet, or "melting the cheese" as those in the duck industry say.
Yeah I love it
This is exactly the question I came to ask 🤣 At first I thought wow those are really bright cheese feet! But then I thought I saw strings.
Finally! A channel that focus in important life hacks!
I know right… this was so helpful, but again I have mistaken a goose for a duck and almost picked up a goose but luckily I didn’t.
@@DMDdante21 Geese aren't that hard to pick up and you can usually use the same method
Finally! A channel that isn't click bait and actually delivers what the thumbnail promises!
1:18 look the way he smiles 🦆✨
Bro said😀😀
He's like "good job! :D"
Because he know he is a professional duck lifter
He's like "what? Did you say something?"
Also that tail wiggle upon Release
This really helped me in my daily life. I'm a better person now ❤🎉 God be with you all
This feels like all the "let's learn the controls of the game" NPC quests, most RPGs have you do 🤣
Also, the 1st pick up, that duck definitely looked like "oh, we're doing another vid huh...? Ok, cool, I'll play along..."
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌
I love how this is like a kid’s TV show, yet it’s actually informative. I now know how to pick up a duck now!
Love how there's an arrow showing you that your picking up the duck, I nearly got lost and most tutorials don't do that. Thanks!
Yaknow, I try to go above and to infinity and beyond for student satisfaction 🚀
Yeah, thanks for the arrow pointing the duck out to us. I kept thinking it was a goofy looking chicken.
@@wrinkletheduck what happens if you are in the air on a duck after messing up an instruction?
this duck is so cute 😭💙💙💙
The duck looks so adorable 😭
Edit: dang u guys really blew up
I wish I had that much subscribers 😂
Stop crying you crying baby
@@gahler8552 bro I'm sad that ducks like these all over the world get killed to get eaten (that's the cruel truth of Nature)
@@jdplays809 And so what?
@@jdplays809 I dont care what you think and shut up you little baby
@@jdplays809 Stop being such a baby and making fake stories about ducks being eated.
Excellent tutorial on how to pick up and unpickup the duck. Most people are surrounded by timid, friendly ducks ready to be picked up, so this video is invaluable to them.
🦆🤔
they found out my weakness
@@2mono7
We appreciate you, Your Royal Duckness.
I wish I said I never knew anyone that dumb but I have
Wild ducks begging for food are not expecting to be picked up, which makes them perfect candidates to be picked up.
I dont think most people are surrounded by ducks all the tine
The jingle gets me every single time.
They should teach this in schools. Kids nowadays need to learn how to pick up and unpick ducks
I like how thorough and informative this video is. Now I'm working at 100% efficiency picking up all sorts of ducks.
10/10 would pick up again. 👍
🤣😂🤣😂👍
This info is really helpful, I recently came to the understanding that my local parks don't actually own the ducks present, so essentially the ducks there are free, I can just take one if I wish.
Make sure to know how to take care of them, have precautions, they are very noisy, and shit a ton.
1:07 really spoke to me. I am very shy and haven’t shared this with anyone. Much like the narrator, I too have a human name. Absolutely inspiring to know that there others out there that have human names 💪
That's kinda weird, what kind of human has a human name, my name is - Attack Helicopter Apache 169 - so yeah, you should sue your parents
@@CaveraGamerzZ ye my human name is SCHWERER PANZERSPÄHWAGEN SIEBEN KOMMA FÜNF ZENTIMETER SONDERKRAFTFAHRZEUG ZWEIHUNDERTVIERUNDDREISSIG / VIER PANZERABWEHRKANONENWAGEN
@@AntoQc24 Imposible! That's way to cool to be a human name!
@@AntoQc24 yeah what kind of parent gives their child a human name.
@@randombabydoge4214 its because they wanted to give me COOOOOOOOOOOL name instead of like E
Always remember: the duck deserves respect. Be attentive. Be careful. Don't drop the duck.
I love the 8bit game sounds this video has... so wholesome and nostalgic. But nothing more precious than that duck with his red duck socks. 🥰💖💖🦆🧦
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
It’s wearing socks? I thought it just had really red feet!
I love how he is so thoughtful to ask if everyone has picked up the duck yet😂
Is it just me or I'm starting get obsessed with the cuteness of ducks
My mom is obsessed with pigs and my dad is obsessed with ducks. They both have been for as long as I can remember. So I’ve grown up with so much love for both.
When I was a kid, we had 2 ducks that we raised from ducklings. And then my mom plans on getting a pig
The way they breed is through the males raping as many females as possible with their spiral dicks. There ya go, destroyed your entire system of hope.
Me too I love them 😍
They are also the standup comedians of the animal world.
I'm so glad I stayed and watched how to unpick up a duck. My friend lived with a duck in his hands for years and it was stressing him out. At first he was extremely happy he picked up a duck without much instruction. Sadly, his happiness turned to pain as he realized that now he had an arm that was no longer capable of being used for anything else. I felt sorry for him so I watched the video. Before I picked up a duck, I thought I'd watch the entire video. Imagine my relief when I found out such good news for my friend. I cried as I let him know how to unpick up a duck. He cried when he accomplished it and we hugged each other. It was emotional. Then we happily knew that we could pick up and unpick up the duck. So we did and we lived happily ever after. My friend married the duck. Sometimes these traumatic situations really pull people together.
Human name: "hello duck. My name is Human Name and I'm going to pick you up now." Perfect way to introduce yourself
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This should be taught at all schools and universities across the world...its a life skill..🦆
To-do list:
1. Get a pet duck
2. Get the duck socks
3. Pick up the duck
4. Un-pick up the duck
I used same method to pick up girls by putting hands beneath them and grabbing, now people calling me trump 🙄
Thanks for letting me know the procedure of unpicking down a duck, I have been lifting my duck since my prehistoric era. I'll remain forever indebted.
😂
Thank you for spreading the word! I'm tired of people not picking me up correctly.
Unfortunately, what he showed was how not to pick up a duck. Doing this will encourage the duck to take flight, and knowing that ducks can’t fly, they will get boo-boos for doing this. So yeah, your pretty much just screwed.
@@gemastarlogos Damn..
@@gemastarlogos as an person who owns a duck farm, this is very true. All of the ducks are scarrd
I have three of these same exact ducks. They are very shy and anxious, but are very loving. Tip: Pick up duck, flip duck upside down laying it’s back on your arms like a baby. Your duck is now way calmer and will let you pet it.
This video has literally changed my life. Now I see the true technique behind holding a duck and I can finally do it correctly. Those who have tried before surely know how intrincate and complex it may be. Thanks again for sharing your unlimited knowledge with us and for lighting up our paths in life to avoid succumbing to ignorance.
I have mastered this technique training for 20 years in the snowy mountains
Repent and believe the gospel, this could be your last chance to be saved, God bless you
You must meditate in the heart of a volcano for 70 years without nourishment to understand this unearthly and sacred technique known only by the name “picking up a duck” thank you for sharing with me this wise knowledge and I shall use it when I shall see the next duck.
I can't say it changed my life. However, I found this tutorial extremely helpful and will be eternally grateful.
I love when his feet wiggles on the 2nd attemps. So cute!
This was extremely helpful. I searched this up after being unable to un-pickup the duck as most tutorials don't include this important step. Thanks!
I'm glad you found that additional tutorial eventually; having to go for very long still holding the duck would have been very distressing.
And I daresay the duck wouldn't have appreciated it either.
The way the duck wags it's tail in happiness is so wholesome❤
Meanwhile The Duck Community :
*"how to avoid hoomans from lifting you"*
@NÄFYUS 2049 no no, hands in front, not behind
Ah, thanks, that explains everything. I tried following the instructions, but the ducks simply turned around when I got in front of them. They must have watched the video you are talking about.
@@patrickb.4749 Oh no, they're growing resistant to our methods
😂 "If your behiiind, that should remiiind.... You that thats wrong".. Bro made the tutorial catchy and everything!
“You’ve picked up a duck”
Duck - +30 damage, +100 cuteness, +2 cheese feet
Whats the cons?
@@MisterLG08 -15 mobility -5 focus (on targets) +10 melee damage
The elites don’t want you to know this: the ducks at the pond are free and you can take them home. But you have to ask permission from the duck and carry them like in the video. I have 458 ducks.
Instruction unclear, accidentally pick up a goose and now I'm being chased
Ok but I’m pretty sure that’s actually true in some parts of the US. With permissions from the game warden you can literally just take a duck home.
Instructions unclear, a duck came to my house and picked me up.
Now I'm living in the pond with the other ducks, help me
Youd have a farm at thst point
Could make serious profit
The duck in part 3 1:21 was WEARING SHOES LIKE SCROOGE McDUCK and I don't understand why we aren't talking about this.
Do ducks not have shoes where you live??
Do ducks not have assets worth several billion dollars where you live?
@@CharlieApples They wear Crocs where I live.
@mayora 13 I agree with this.
but then that bears the question does the duck have socks under the shoes or are they just wearing shoes barefoot?
My life is now complete, knowing I can safely pick up a duck
Same
This was so helpful, the amount of times I found myself with a duck unable to un-pick up the duck
i un-picked the duck by logging out and switching the region, my life is much better now that i know this glitch
Thank you, Human Name. These are very captivating. Duck lifting never seemed so possible. Please continue the series.
I have actually tried to catch loose ducks before. I was trying to catch it like you would a chicken, but I learned that this is wrong. This was a very informative video and it possessed very good tips.
Cheesus Crust your profile is heavenly *comedy drum roll*
@@marypeters9561 Haha thank you so much!
I love how the community loves ducks so much ❤ This little guy is so adorable
Love how he included the most important part of the tutorial - how to un-pick up the duck
Me: * Adopts a cute duck *
The Duck: *Absolutely Adorable*
Me: * Wants to pick it up *
Me: *Heavy Breathes because I’m scared that when I lift the duck I’ll hurt it* 😰
Okay, that sound creepy lmao! If I was that duck, I would run away fr 😂
@@Madz2004 same
@@Madz2004 lol yeah I just want to be gentle
My family owns a duck farm in china and usually if a duck senses danger or something like heavy breathing it'll most likely attack or run. You should always stay calm with ducks since theyre gentle animals themselves.
@@Madz2004 How did that sound creepy to you???
I like how he's kind enough to tell the duck 'Im gonna pick you up'
Informed consent, it's a thing these days...
" until it's cheese feet have touched the ground" I had a dream once that I was eating cheese and a random duck was watching me eat the cheese with it's cheese feet
0:34 off topic but the tail waggle is so cute
I like how the duck has little red slipper things when they're on the concrete floor
Broooo, it’s the cutest thing ever
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌
My addiction of picking up ducks started over 10 years ago, I’ve been sober since but yesterday on my way home from work I saw this duck waddling on the side of the highway… I could immediately feel this strange sense of urge and anxiety so without thinking I pulled over on the shoulder during rush-hour almost causing an accident and started running back to the duck. I followed the 2 vital steps and picked up the duck, my body experienced a euphoria similar to that of climax. I then proceeded to follow the next 3-step procedure to put the duck down, the operation went as suspected and the duck got back to the ground in a safe manner. I got back into my car and felt bad about myself. Remember that moderation is key to success, that’s my message to the kids.
xD withdrawls may include. Climaxing
The red shoes got me . Wrinkle is so adorable.
It’ve been 3 years I was holding a duck. Thanks to you, I managed to unpick him. You changed my life, and made me a free man again. I’ll never forger it.
You better not forger it
@@brianconnell6300 no one will forger it.
your arms won't forger it aswell
This video reminded me of the joys of picking up a duck. As a kid, i used to do it alot. I'm heading out to the lake tomorrow.
I've never wanted to pick up a duck so bad in my entire life 😭
"Hello duck"
"My name, is human name"
"I'm now going to pick you up"
Excellent, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this problem where I needed to pick up a duck and didn’t have the slightest idea how to go about it. 10/10