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  • You just can't make this stuff up 🤣😂😆
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  • @Thevigofamily
    @Thevigofamily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    God bless who is reading this

    • @Marie-reine
      @Marie-reine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amen🙏🏾

    • @chaseszymanski5057
      @chaseszymanski5057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amen! Glory be to God! God bless you and everyone else who sees this ❤️

    • @navetdusang7472
      @navetdusang7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May God bless you as well

    • @boemokedisang7990
      @boemokedisang7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blessed

    • @macyfrasier318
      @macyfrasier318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God bless you too take care now

  • @takudzwamakopa1657
    @takudzwamakopa1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Leave us up there"🔥🤣

  • @kimsmith819
    @kimsmith819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    That astronaut story was the craziest thing I ever heard lmao

    • @robind.bullock3459
      @robind.bullock3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2348157407144) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you..... ..... ...... ... .... .........

    • @eileeneclark9011
      @eileeneclark9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4/30/22...That was a true story about an obsessed woman who was stalking her ex-boyfriend who was also in military 🪖/space program + his new girlfriend also.

  • @highkey_steeze
    @highkey_steeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The “Coca Cola” part took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nguyenhuong6646
    @nguyenhuong6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Damn I didn't even know that jokes about piss can be so powerful. This Mr. is a genius

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I wish, and praying to be a standup comedy like him. He's the greatest icon man.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leeroymrulekana5427
      @leeroymrulekana5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't stop believing
      If u can imagine it you can see it and if u see it u can make it come true

    • @pinkhdolphin
      @pinkhdolphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep the dream alive, it will happen

    • @demonwizard2162
      @demonwizard2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leeroymrulekana5427 its not ganna happen.

    • @ariesomega5787
      @ariesomega5787 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demonwizard2162😂😂

    • @rolltide_rhiannon
      @rolltide_rhiannon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonwizard2162 Don't kill his dream just because you're still at Mama's house.

  • @Fleetwood_coda
    @Fleetwood_coda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love steve Harvey jokes because its the truth and people could relate to that

  • @Brenda12911
    @Brenda12911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Lol the mom saying ," you better have clean underwear on in case you gotta go to the hospital!" I don't know if that's a black women thing or not but I believe it must be southern thing I'm white and my momma told me that shit every time I left the house lol 😂

    • @lore6608
      @lore6608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mom did too and would say that when we would take a flight or something. If something happens you don’t want to be found in dirty underwear. OMG I swear she still says that. I just tell her don’t worry I don’t wear any. She just looks at me lol.

    • @correioanacabral
      @correioanacabral ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! and I'm portuguese and white lol

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's all over the USA for blacks.

    • @ida.yjohnson9713
      @ida.yjohnson9713 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel it's a PARENT THING BECAUSE I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT PHRASE 1 MILLION TIMES!! STILL FUNNY THOUGH!!

  • @melhardy203
    @melhardy203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hands down,the funniest human on the planet. God bless Mr Steve Harvey.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Far from it.

  • @Kingofcasamere
    @Kingofcasamere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I swear to god , he’s the funniest man alive!

  • @davidgeschke4247
    @davidgeschke4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    No one:
    The password on my WiFi router: 3:08

  • @saundragordon-grant6088
    @saundragordon-grant6088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He has a funny way of putting it, but it's true! He will make you laugh until tears are running down your face.

    • @kimsmith819
      @kimsmith819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And sometimes, tears running down your legs to

  • @kylejantjies7280
    @kylejantjies7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "It's got Hennessey in it!"

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "This is URINE" 😭 this shit had me rolling istg

  • @soneetathomas743
    @soneetathomas743 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You forgot you put it on"
    You try to be sexy, you step out your draws.
    She see all that white (Steve screams) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lavillaechannele8989
    @lavillaechannele8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    😅😅😅... He is so damn good, God bless him

  • @sherongordon-dilnassa6193
    @sherongordon-dilnassa6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Darn Steve, you're awesome. You have me cracking up here. Greetings from Jamaica.

  • @Citricut2
    @Citricut2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4 a.m. can’t sleep and I’m laughing like a maniac in bed

  • @jerrysimpson4562
    @jerrysimpson4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Steve Harvey is one of my favorite artists, actor and people. I don't care what he says, I listen to it.

  • @temitopeolubunmi8398
    @temitopeolubunmi8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    God bless you Steve

    • @robind.bullock3459
      @robind.bullock3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2348157407144) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you..... ..... ...... ... .... .........

  • @joz7577
    @joz7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Packed the corn 🌽 starch on you, you ain't always had Johnson & Johnson baby powder, 😭🤣😅😂, well!

  • @kben101
    @kben101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:33
    Steve:We just want a house in the suburbs a nice house with a yard

  • @lovelycherokee_2616
    @lovelycherokee_2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    🤗🤗🤗Mr Steve Harvey ❗❗❗you constantly have me crying laughing when I'm having a not good day🤗🤗🤗I love you ♥️So true ❗❗❗Our patents would say make sure your underclothes Clean🤗🤗🤗. Take care of yourself 😊 Blessings CONTINUOUSLY 🙏🏼to you & your beautiful family 💜✌🏼🙏🏼

  • @valeriegarcia6081
    @valeriegarcia6081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who the he'll puts thumbs down?? This shit soooooo funny!! your the best Steve Harvey

  • @samuelnicholaswamp558
    @samuelnicholaswamp558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't care about your opinion but Steve Harvey is the king of Comedy

  • @user-pi7qc3yn5q
    @user-pi7qc3yn5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Steve ,,you are just a kind responsible man ,,I saw your daughter wedding video ,,and i saw how much you take care of your family and love them ,,you cried coz you dont want your daughter leave your eyes,,you gave a big lesson to any father who is selfish and unresponsible ,,thank you sir and i wish you and family long,happy life together as one heart❤️🙏🖐️

  • @gsbgsb9514
    @gsbgsb9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤣 so funny and true!

  • @decaytred9500
    @decaytred9500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My cheeks are hurting because this is too damn funny

  • @allenlawrence5376
    @allenlawrence5376 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love 💘 his work

  • @rashidashabazz7319
    @rashidashabazz7319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    STEVE is outta his mind....🤣😂😅😆🤣💯‼️‼️‼️

  • @shebanadam7569
    @shebanadam7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    cornstarch instead of johnsons hahaha, you murdered me there

  • @thadofalltrades
    @thadofalltrades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I nearly had to pull over listening to this. Couldn't see the road

  • @ronlawray1563
    @ronlawray1563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You had me at "cornstarch" Steve

    • @rosegombos2120
      @rosegombos2120 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is cornstarch regarding on Steve Harvey funny story lines

  • @lsubandtrumpet2014
    @lsubandtrumpet2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "WHAT IS I DONE DONE?!" I AM 30 RIGHT NOW!

  • @skeeterstanley1272
    @skeeterstanley1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    im busting laughing so hard i do love ya Brother Steve

  • @susielampkin3108
    @susielampkin3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol 😂 this man crazy I bet like I don't know what that marjorie be in 😭 tears

  • @gastonneal724
    @gastonneal724 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What was the name of this show. I was just telling my European co workers about this. The funniest Steve Harvey stand up.

    • @inimegblue7263
      @inimegblue7263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's called "Still Trippin'"

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh god. Almost felling. 5:58
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ingridb6190
    @ingridb6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😄😅Steve u r so crazy, love it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @denisesutherland5400
    @denisesutherland5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    🥰🥰🥰 love you Steve Harvey ❤

  • @kevinmurphy5506
    @kevinmurphy5506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the laughs Steve.

  • @iiabdullahf1699
    @iiabdullahf1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am Big fan. from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦

  • @dianeoxendine7619
    @dianeoxendine7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All the females agreeing with the clean underwear.

  • @okeoke5950
    @okeoke5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tie tie😂

  • @En-of5oh
    @En-of5oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    they leave themselves there, and they don't care whoever comes across that, smart comedy from Mr, Stieve

  • @ben_kaiser
    @ben_kaiser 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    push a coke can down the street had me rolling

  • @charitymagwaza6921
    @charitymagwaza6921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOW im in tears .

  • @cherylmaynard5657
    @cherylmaynard5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for your blessings because I am watching this

  • @bankait_rex1860
    @bankait_rex1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH sht LMFAO bruhhhh!! when he licked it, I flipped !!!

  • @deanpapadopoulos3314
    @deanpapadopoulos3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest man in America.

  • @tamaraphillips434
    @tamaraphillips434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #2:56-4:45😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #4:25 i STILLLL CAN🤣
    #6:51😩🤣 that holler🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deborahfromdcspetersoncity9213
    @deborahfromdcspetersoncity9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Way to funny 😂

  • @allisonhill2986
    @allisonhill2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @gracerennie
    @gracerennie ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha this made me laugh 😂

  • @SleepyGeoCave-di2qb
    @SleepyGeoCave-di2qb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It seems like I've kowm Steve for years and he is one actor that is down to earth and love god

  • @ejjkejjejej8346
    @ejjkejjejej8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless everyone,.

  • @alsammak71
    @alsammak71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god bless you too 🙏🙋‍♂️😘

  • @michaellazzeri9439
    @michaellazzeri9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohhhhhhhhhh, Steve ! Raisin hell as usual.

  • @scorpiolady2503
    @scorpiolady2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you😁

  • @MrBabylon
    @MrBabylon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one of the few american comedians that are genuinely funny, beyond the first 5 minutes!
    although that bit about black americans not being interested in the space program was depressing, true but depressing, to think all that potential talent wasted because some people cant see past the first few millimeters of a person's skin!

  • @4SEOBangsata
    @4SEOBangsata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God Bless You Boss...
    A W E S O M E

  • @marionallen7899
    @marionallen7899 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Harvey, may it be comedy Family Feud or motivational speaking, i find him funny knowledgeable , competent and motivational . ♥

  • @debrahuddleston1310
    @debrahuddleston1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true! Viva la difference!

  • @lamarfrazier4357
    @lamarfrazier4357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its the scream 4 me!

  • @josephlascola6592
    @josephlascola6592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crisco corn starch lmao.

  • @williamkluttz5443
    @williamkluttz5443 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, I'm laughing and now everything hurts, lol

  • @onthespotshow8186
    @onthespotshow8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LoL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marydeherrera8757
    @marydeherrera8757 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sharp suit that tie is the best

  • @m3rcy743
    @m3rcy743 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s got Hennessy in it!!!!

  • @olvisguerrero8284
    @olvisguerrero8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao 🤣😆

  • @faithmatters761
    @faithmatters761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Steve STOP YOU WRONG FOR THAT!! YOU KNOW WE GOT SWEET PEE" 😆

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is that a urine??? 6:05
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helidude3502
    @helidude3502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reactions were as good as his material
    👍😎

  • @leograham8477
    @leograham8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO!!!

  • @aminanamoyo83
    @aminanamoyo83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god Steve ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @coolluetv6587
    @coolluetv6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From facebook swipe up 😂

  • @pinkycherry5938
    @pinkycherry5938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loll...pisssssss.... urine ..... loll

  • @nellyparra4810
    @nellyparra4810 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom use to tell same. About the underwear now I tell my 32 daughter still. Your the best ❤

  • @jackiebooker6495
    @jackiebooker6495 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious

  • @Dragoon91786
    @Dragoon91786 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That cornstarch that didn't rot your legs up from under you! 😅 At least, not without the pesticides and GMO! 😅 When you dun found out that J&J powder had asbestos in it, your grandmother's remedy suddenly seemed downright cutting edge science! 😜🤣💯

  • @heidichrist4000
    @heidichrist4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ducktales moon intensifies to a billion.

  • @dabigbaby7193
    @dabigbaby7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he a foooooooooooooooool😆😆😆😆

  • @Xcuseme-
    @Xcuseme- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want the animated version 😑

  • @annaleevalfig1119
    @annaleevalfig1119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cornstarch 💯 deff better than Johnson & Johnson baby powder

  • @kittylarue8120
    @kittylarue8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Its that URINE!"

  • @charlesleeiii
    @charlesleeiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That kickback will have u tryna dodge it like The Matrix.

  • @Ivy-girl
    @Ivy-girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it censured though?

  • @reuelpayne9469
    @reuelpayne9469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆 Lol

  • @MG-bu1uz
    @MG-bu1uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey America’s Best.

  • @charitybrown7649
    @charitybrown7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elsarain8126
    @elsarain8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂

  • @tanianicalinahairpro2899
    @tanianicalinahairpro2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @bernardwilliams9294
    @bernardwilliams9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve a fool bro

  • @lovelycherokee_2616
    @lovelycherokee_2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OOPS🤗I meant our PARENTS ❗

  • @thaddeusganster1295
    @thaddeusganster1295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @HossSwayerpr
    @HossSwayerpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣

  • @chrisquivers968
    @chrisquivers968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This kills me every time I watch it! ‘She see all that white, *screams bloody murder*

  • @r.hollis1261
    @r.hollis1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolynpagliuca5657
    @carolynpagliuca5657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂🤣🙏🤲🏼💖

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:57