Have I Got News For You (Series 36): Webisode 8 - BBC One

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[@richardjames9091]

He's my favourite guest host. Watched this many times and it never gets old.

[@michaelsinclair2731]

Wow I can't believe that was 14 years ago. RIP Jerry, great guy. Very witty here

[@alicanharryreilly8353]

Rest in Peace to you Jerry Springer 1944-2023 You will always be remembered as Jerry

[@zaygezunt]

Jerry was brilliant - he can ad-lib, he laughs at the jokes and he clearly had fun. Please bring him back!
Santa is sacked for only showing up for work once a year

[@patluff]

you have the most awesome video on your account

[@purpleprinc3]

anyone know where i can watch the full episode? send me a link please would be much appreciated!! :)

[@Asperger1993]

Santa is sacked for breaking and entering after he was unable to find a chimney.

[@calumisdead]

Indeed.

[@Asperger1993]

Santa is sacked for accidentally breaking an electric fire which was placed in the fireplace.

[@Hcrlnd]

Santa is sacked for not giving me my F***ING MOON SHOES!!

[@BenjaminAustwick]

Santa is sacked for ballsing up Christmas

[@SirKnobofCheese]

Santa is sacked for wearing a hoodie

[@willo1188]

Santa is sacked for putting Woolworths out of business.

[@jaaayyymes]

I'd like to see Bill Maher on Have I got News for you

[@Tahkaullus01]

Santa is sacked for inappropriate lap usage

[@BVargas78]

Santa is sacked for saying Ho Ho Ho, after 3 scantily dressed women walked past.
Honest!

[@BritishAlienCompany]

Santa is sacked for knowingly giving Boris Johnson ginger hair-dye instead of blonde this Christmas!

[@thefifthlimb]

Santa is sacked for pimping out his ho ho ho's

[@monochromeboi267]

Santa is sacked for the sake of a bad pun.

[@harlequin2262]

@lorahhohara
Males use more humour. Simple as that. I remember in high school, there's a lot more laughter coming from the male groups. Smiles all around, just a lot of difference in laugh levels.

[@Squeaky291294]

Santa got sacked for hiring Jack Skellington as his apprentice.

[@nortsoldier]

io like jerry lol hes quite funny

[@L0stJ0hnny]

Santa is sacked for being an elf hazard...

[@Dreadtothink]

RIP

[@chrisy0907]

GOOD female comedians

[@jonknight8568]

Smack the Pony,That was excellent...

[@andypkerr]

Santa is sacked for appearing on the Sex Offenders Register

[@jedaaa]

lucy porter

[@chrisy0907]

name one...

[@xHelenPx]

whats paul on about?? a horse can do a 5m circle in canter fgs

[@TheDankNarwhal]

Mollesting Reindeers!

[@ThatFamousChick1]

OMG ! I SAW KEN LIVINGSTONE. on sunday :| he walked right past my car just near cricklewood with who i thought were his grankids but later found it its his children. but yeh. and then he starts running for the bus ahaha. i didnt say hii tho, i was afraid he'd blank me.

[@charlie866returns2]

Santa is sacked for being a asbo

[@L0stJ0hnny]

Jerry Springer was born in London, England to German Jewish parents... he's not very American

[@richardm6985]

Santa is sacked because elmer fudd set his sights on him.

[@beepandbop]

Whenever I see "woman comedian" I think "nope, not possible."

[@NunsAllowed]

True.

[@Atheneastro]

@lorahhohara What? I've seen plenty of female standup comedians which were really funny, such as Rebecca Corry!

[@beastiedesigns]

Victoria Wood,Lucy Porter,Sarah Silverman,Shappi Khorsandi,Gina Yashere,Sarah Millican,Miranda Hart,Tina Fey,Dawn French,Jennifer Saunders,Joanna Lumley,Joe Brand,urgh im giving up. off to watch some more comedy

[@MomSaysImCool]

It's weird that while males dominate stand-up (I too have no idea why), women often dominate improv.

[@McPrfctday]

Ohh... it's the turning circle of a horse at full gallop. And it's 42ft... hmmm life the universe and everything, anyone? It's all a big circus.

[@xHelenPx]

nah i think he geniunely believed himself!!

[@crazzer123]

Santa is sakced for being politically incorrect?

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

Santa is sacked for converting to Islam.

[@Ducks720]

Santa is Sacked for delivering presents to muslim children

[@92RedRevolver]

Ahahahaha.

[@alex291190]

Santa is sacked... For child abuse!

[@croutonfada]

Wow. Awkward, clumsy stuff.

[@Elvenhonour]

ROFL

[@miabla5]

jerry springer??? yikes.

[@tianoriginal]

Worst ever HIGNY?

[@tianoriginal]

Worst ever HIGNY?

[@anonUK]

No, parts of the main show were really quite good.