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  • @omerklc3035
    @omerklc3035 ปีที่แล้ว +4237

    Do not try to communicate or behave in a way that indicates social interaction, it is optimised that way.

  • @26_swords
    @26_swords ปีที่แล้ว +5794

    ‘’Your opinion does not count’’ What a great friend.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I mean its true,we carefully chose game that fits our taste and if you must say why its bad then tell something that holds water

    • @kdiin.
      @kdiin. ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@zhanucong4614 visiter should always pick the game regardless. they were invited over to have fun, they should choose

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kdiin. i was talking about when someone trashes our purchases decision and i know that not all games are for everyone but guests should know that not every game if for them

    • @seangallagher9435
      @seangallagher9435 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@zhanucong4614 the least elitist gamer

    • @4earedfox
      @4earedfox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kdiin. That’s not how it works.
      Edit: Hey, kind reminder to go and actually read the replies, I know some of you slow, unaware people don't have the sense to, and I just wanted to remind you. I'm getting really tired of replying to you guys explaining how my opinion changed shortly after this argument. I'm not deleting me replies, because that's a pretty pussy-cat thing to do. So again, read the rest before you comment. It's just better that way.

  • @tyronetalam8488
    @tyronetalam8488 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    Tldr: For any room in general whether you're a gamer or smth else, just don't touch/mess around with other people's stuff without asking

    • @woodrowcollins1975
      @woodrowcollins1975 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SAME DUDE😡😡😡😡😡it’s annoying

    • @bangojetty
      @bangojetty ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This should be common sense. It's much easier to avoid inviting anyone that would do this into your room.

    • @Miss_circle_fan49
      @Miss_circle_fan49 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine this was my gaming room (also I love the gameing set)

    • @Cheesy_XYZ
      @Cheesy_XYZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      exactly but some people dont care at all

    • @Cheesy_XYZ
      @Cheesy_XYZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@woodrowcollins1975 fr i had my stuff thrown around

  • @ExtreMw
    @ExtreMw 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

    "You might get a second invite"
    Nah bro im good.

    • @YogYafYooMoo
      @YogYafYooMoo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That's what I'm saying

    • @Aceanimatez
      @Aceanimatez 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The room is sick tho lmao

    • @Xenocrimsonsaiyan
      @Xenocrimsonsaiyan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Aceanimateznah man the rules suck ass man

    • @Charley-m9k
      @Charley-m9k วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fr

    • @scenepack2529
      @scenepack2529 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Aceanimatez
      It is but it doesn’t matter if the guy has North Korea type rules

  • @shameonyou1877
    @shameonyou1877 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    "Don't exist until we say so. Your mere presence bothers us."

    • @sugerkilledkenny
      @sugerkilledkenny ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LMAO FR LIKE HE BLOCKED EVERYTHING FROM US 😶

    • @nimetulaps
      @nimetulaps ปีที่แล้ว +6

      basically

    • @nimetulaps
      @nimetulaps ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sugerkilledkenny thats bcz u dont need to touch our stuff

    • @RandoPassingBy
      @RandoPassingBy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean that’s basic manner for visiting as a guest

    • @sugerkilledkenny
      @sugerkilledkenny ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nimetulaps yea but like thats a bit much that is like saying to someone ''sit on the floor and dont use the couch'' like thats wrong if you invited someone over you should make them feel at home not make them feel like an outcast

  • @TheDarkendemion
    @TheDarkendemion ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    And most importantly, do not open any curtain, the sunlight will reduce us to dust

    • @thegachaeditors
      @thegachaeditors ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Apparently, arizonas relate to this 👍🏻

    • @ov3rkill
      @ov3rkill ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is so true.

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And remember that my coffin must contain dirt from my homeland

    • @Inuka57006
      @Inuka57006 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes so please dont open the curtain

    • @ibullykidsforfun
      @ibullykidsforfun ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i can confirm this i opened my brother’s curtains once and then had to hide his ashes later

  • @LeahIsSlayyy
    @LeahIsSlayyy ปีที่แล้ว +700

    “Rule 40: do not BREATHE it will disturb the gamer”

    • @crazebanana6432
      @crazebanana6432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao, Horror rules

    • @naviekd2409
      @naviekd2409 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol you’re not, every people that liked you will probably forget you in the next day. Even I, will forget about you.. So no, tell your mom she has nothing to worry about.

    • @clanka.
      @clanka. ปีที่แล้ว

      rule 39: never say no to bacta

    • @dendarr09
      @dendarr09 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@naviekd2409 shut up leave him alone

    • @naviekd2409
      @naviekd2409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dendarr09 Never. It is my divine duty to clear the fools from their false beliefs.

  • @PKBS-ul4dh
    @PKBS-ul4dh 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    I think bro is indirectly telling us he got no friends 😂

    • @The_Soviet_Union-12
      @The_Soviet_Union-12 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      You're not wrong

    • @Unvitleserious
      @Unvitleserious 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wym bro if i invite anyone to my gaming room i dont want them touching my stuff

    • @Athewifebeater
      @Athewifebeater วันที่ผ่านมา

      He literally has a wife 💀💀👏👏

    • @ArtiomKravcuk
      @ArtiomKravcuk วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well U ain't lying

    • @helloiamaaccount-s9r
      @helloiamaaccount-s9r วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Like dude I don't want a second invite not any more

  • @woutleppens2181
    @woutleppens2181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3578

    So kids what did we learn today? Don't go in a gamer room.

    • @tombraiserlaracroft7937
      @tombraiserlaracroft7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Without permission of course

    • @Slipper.The_Avaitor_Films
      @Slipper.The_Avaitor_Films 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​​@Keval Kothari fr he got the joke and there was no problem to woosh him/her 😭 😭

    • @tombraiserlaracroft7937
      @tombraiserlaracroft7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Keval Kothari you've never heard of sarcasm before, have you?

    • @woutleppens2181
      @woutleppens2181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Slipper.The_Avaitor_Films calm down guys its just a video😂

    • @kranky06
      @kranky06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol fr

  • @themortylord
    @themortylord ปีที่แล้ว +7571

    "Rule 52: Do not complain about the smell. We have grinded for weeks to get that stench"

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Funny that the rule number is equal to the same number of weeks in the year that this guy doesnt date.

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@JacktheFireEater Of course he doesn't date he has to make it to 60 solo for the achievement.

    • @cjyo9123
      @cjyo9123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bruh my gaming room smells delicious. I have an obsession with wax warmers for some reason. Get one, they are cool looking lights that make the place smell good, it’s a win win.

    • @dragondude6984
      @dragondude6984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @yourlocalgrande
      @yourlocalgrande ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I as a gamer girl don't apply to this rule.. I'm a clean freak-

  • @wesleynichols1873
    @wesleynichols1873 ปีที่แล้ว +28008

    "Do not touch the shower, it is in mint condition and is never to be used"

    • @SkyGodCheesey
      @SkyGodCheesey ปีที่แล้ว +655

      "If you touch it it's PSA grade will go from 10 to 8.5, so hands off"

    • @RedMaster366
      @RedMaster366 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I was expecting an offended comment from this lmao

    • @carsonball8
      @carsonball8 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      As a gamer, I am offended that you would imply that we even have a shower

    • @mr.iiconic
      @mr.iiconic ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@RedMaster366 offended?

    • @craig205
      @craig205 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@mr.iiconic 93. Remember. 39

  • @zipper2
    @zipper2 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +198

    Bro:I have life I promise.
    Bros life:

  • @derekg5006
    @derekg5006 ปีที่แล้ว +2870

    "Rule 40: dont tell me to take a bath, it could wash away my gamer gunk"

    • @TheGamingFungusOG
      @TheGamingFungusOG ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not the gamer gunk 💀

    • @RealNnze
      @RealNnze ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Noooooo 💀💀💀

    • @johnhallow
      @johnhallow ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @LeHorribel
      @LeHorribel ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @nell711
      @nell711 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its in the veins now

  • @Vijayhemmadiprakash
    @Vijayhemmadiprakash ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    If a gamer lets you inside the room, don’t enter and ignore them.

    • @burntbuddha44
      @burntbuddha44 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sit on the couch awkwardly with a cup of water and wait for them to come back out. Also greet all their family passing by with "afternoon ma'am/sir"

    • @justabearbrowsingyoutube4968
      @justabearbrowsingyoutube4968 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a gamer with a room like this, I love people visiting and sharing my passions. Don’t listen to this prick in the video.

    • @reddetur
      @reddetur ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not all of us are like this. This person is just stupid and he doesn't know anything about 'rules'

    • @anakhanair_
      @anakhanair_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      okk 👍

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hated bringing my friends over my house to play video games because we start playing and then 30 minutes later they already get on their phones as if they prefer being somewhere else but here with me.

  • @stupidpeanutbutter7291
    @stupidpeanutbutter7291 ปีที่แล้ว +5469

    “Do not open the front door, grass is our greatest foe”

    • @grass_6679
      @grass_6679 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      "if I am your foe, then I shall infest your home."
      -Grass
      H e h e h e h a

    • @Goggle424
      @Goggle424 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @flerx
      @flerx ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@grass_6679 💀

    • @grass_6679
      @grass_6679 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@flerx lmao

    • @aayushbhatt449
      @aayushbhatt449 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@grass_6679 every gamers nightmare 💀

  • @Scribble-skipped11
    @Scribble-skipped11 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    “You no borrow me games 😡😡 they mine 😡” ahh gamer 😭🙏

    • @pourquoi162
      @pourquoi162 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I am the alpha🤬

    • @Ameon_1
      @Ameon_1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      tbh they are *YOUR* games

    • @pourquoi162
      @pourquoi162 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ameon_1 yeah but it won't be fun if you can't even decide to play something not even once

    • @Ameon_1
      @Ameon_1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ Ik but this guy is talking abt borrowing

    • @hunter_of_children
      @hunter_of_children 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You're so slow I bet you have never owned anything in your life and were forced to share everything with you cousins and siblings growing up and now you Wana enforce your beliefs on strangers

  • @Darkness_Fuchsia
    @Darkness_Fuchsia ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Relax, if you're this person you'll never have to worry about people going into your room

    • @RSFaber-nk6lh
      @RSFaber-nk6lh ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Amen

    • @victorysworldtv
      @victorysworldtv ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I'll be worried you have no idea the people who are in my life

    • @NakiriX1
      @NakiriX1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      literally have people in and out of this room. It actually is annoying when ppl fiddle with your stuff. you wouldnt like it either if i borrowed your laptop and changed all the settings

    • @capcom7794
      @capcom7794 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@NakiriX1 only 5 year olds do that

    • @RSFaber-nk6lh
      @RSFaber-nk6lh ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@capcom7794 honestly the entire room screams 5 years old

  • @willw2780
    @willw2780 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    “Do not bring any women around because I am completely terrified of them”

    • @andileonamangulabnan380
      @andileonamangulabnan380 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro is disrespectful just because he is a boy💀

    • @psychoherobrine3406
      @psychoherobrine3406 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being scared.

    • @YourMom-wi5to
      @YourMom-wi5to ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a wife tho😂

    • @gordovlite5320
      @gordovlite5320 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro is married more than anyone can say for you

    • @gordovlite5320
      @gordovlite5320 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TINMANSAMUEL what? The guy has a video where he shows he is married and your analogy made no sense.

  • @akkad7514
    @akkad7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163799

    "do not open the closets or drawers unless we say so"
    the 30 missing people in my closet: 😭

    • @davorinlelemud
      @davorinlelemud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm in ur closet with 29 men 😩😩😩 they can't handle my force 😩

    • @Bomba69420
      @Bomba69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

      OOF

    • @ketchupmacaroni
      @ketchupmacaroni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3816

      AYO PAUSE ARFF?

    • @Kredillion
      @Kredillion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4453

      @@ketchupmacaronitf you barking for

    • @pandadunks-aretrash
      @pandadunks-aretrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

      ​@@ketchupmacaroni bro switched animals😭😭

  • @zzaynxy
    @zzaynxy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “You will be charged $1,300 an hour to breathe in this room.”

  • @dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521
    @dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    "damn bro, your bathroom is so clean"
    "I have a bathroom?"

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The shower has a thick layer of caked dust though.

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mint condition bathroom, never been opened

    • @acat8844
      @acat8844 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everything is coated with a 12 inch soft thick layer of dust.

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🗿

    • @squid7522
      @squid7522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@acat8844 don’t worry about it it’s there for insulation

  • @LiminalSearchingThings
    @LiminalSearchingThings ปีที่แล้ว +12214

    "Do not touch the fake grass in my room, its only for me to touch."

    • @sanderm8955
      @sanderm8955 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      It’s name is Desmond and it is my child

    • @DesignerDrew
      @DesignerDrew ปีที่แล้ว +148

      "Do not water the fake grass, it's only for me to water..."

    • @RAVANA7
      @RAVANA7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Facts😂

    • @nexokami
      @nexokami ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DesignerDrew i read this with an indian accent somehow 💀

    • @DA_BEAMERRRR
      @DA_BEAMERRRR ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@nexokami hello ,I I under the water please help me uuuuuu

  • @etamuami5656
    @etamuami5656 ปีที่แล้ว +6235

    “Do not talk to women…We don’t have that here”

    • @crossbo5345
      @crossbo5345 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      *Real women

    • @The_official_egg
      @The_official_egg ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Discord kittens are better than real women
      Edit: lol this blew up, just so y'all know, this is a joke💀

    • @shivlol1387
      @shivlol1387 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@The_official_egg 🤓

    • @ryleebrannon3881
      @ryleebrannon3881 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@The_official_egg 😭💀

    • @ContestRate
      @ContestRate ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@The_official_egg The words of a true virgin

  • @Stupid-w5h
    @Stupid-w5h 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    This guy probably has the best gaming room of all time

  • @Sputnick_00
    @Sputnick_00 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    "do not open the window, the light hurts me"

    • @jasonnguyen9994
      @jasonnguyen9994 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      discord mods:

    • @Iaserz
      @Iaserz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmaoo ong

    • @dltechnic6525
      @dltechnic6525 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gold🤣

    • @faadi_
      @faadi_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My weakness.

    • @BallStar4D2
      @BallStar4D2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bros a vampire 💀

  • @prakharpaliwal8536
    @prakharpaliwal8536 ปีที่แล้ว +5887

    If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, humbly refuse the offer.

    • @ruiner9640
      @ruiner9640 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      smart move

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- ปีที่แล้ว +123

      This guy's exaggerating a bit but he does make somewhat of a point tho
      Going to other people's houses and touching their shit without permission does seem a bit rude

    • @God-T
      @God-T ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rule zero we own rhe gamecave!

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn't even know people let others into their bedrooms

    • @holdingpattern245
      @holdingpattern245 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

  • @desupernoodle
    @desupernoodle ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    "If you are a female, none of these rules apply to you."

    • @unoriginalname9649
      @unoriginalname9649 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      “This is our separate set of rules for you, as you can see it’s even more strict.”

    • @E.K.O.H
      @E.K.O.H ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's no girls allowed, unless enter at your own risk

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Free games for me? Or am I in the closet because I'm under-aged?

    • @boywonder2120
      @boywonder2120 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you’re female you’re not invited

    • @kaarijastar
      @kaarijastar ปีที่แล้ว

      like hell they don't, no women are even allowed in my fucking room, only homies ( it's not gay if you wear socks )

  • @Iltuotesoro
    @Iltuotesoro 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    My gamer friend says they're not toys, they're 'action figures' or 'collectables' he gets hella mad when I call them toys💀

    • @ogku808s
      @ogku808s 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      how you gon get mad over figurines bro

    • @Ethnogoblin
      @Ethnogoblin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cause he is using them figurines to finger himself​@ogku808s

  • @jedbasil5095
    @jedbasil5095 ปีที่แล้ว +43063

    Bros acting like he’s got friends 💀

    • @jodsandygamer1337
      @jodsandygamer1337 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

      He don't need them ,they need him 💀

    • @itsjordy2180
      @itsjordy2180 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

      ​@@jodsandygamer1337 most L take

    • @proton3748
      @proton3748 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

      ​@@jodsandygamer1337 nope
      he needs to touch some grass

    • @user-cn7oj3ws8q
      @user-cn7oj3ws8q ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Bet half of y’all just like ‘em what’s with the friendly fire 💀

    • @biz117
      @biz117 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@jodsandygamer1337 quite the opposite

  • @v1nxity
    @v1nxity ปีที่แล้ว +827

    "Do not breathe, the air in the room is optimised for our uses only"
    edit: thanks for the likes!

    • @SkyWarriors21
      @SkyWarriors21 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obviously it helps us keep away all the cringe kids from our gaming ecosystem

    • @southdraw1017
      @southdraw1017 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SkyWarriors21 what the pile of shit stained underwear and the “bucket”

    • @Savieor
      @Savieor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SkyWarriors21Our ecosystem is so diverse from maggots and cockroaches surviving off the LED lights and fallen cheetos

    • @Notive21
      @Notive21 ปีที่แล้ว

      My life does matter

    • @mightberain
      @mightberain ปีที่แล้ว

      Um....

  • @JayBeeLucas
    @JayBeeLucas ปีที่แล้ว +18089

    “Don’t use the shower…. We never use it”

    • @bugi7257
      @bugi7257 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      😂

    • @jhovjhov
      @jhovjhov ปีที่แล้ว +150

      okay dude 💀 💀

    • @jesusfernandez931
      @jesusfernandez931 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Wait what is shower thing that your talking about

    • @totemking8157
      @totemking8157 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HAHAHA

    • @PriivYT
      @PriivYT ปีที่แล้ว +42

      that’s so true I have a brother and he plays 247 and never uses the shower either 🤷‍♂️

  • @will.gallegos
    @will.gallegos 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Do not breathe! The oxygen levels are optimized”

  • @BigMinecraftJohnny
    @BigMinecraftJohnny ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    "Do not touch the waifu pillows. As crusty as they may be, they are the closest thing we have to a girlfriend."

    • @crisiscringe3710
      @crisiscringe3710 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Does the "Waifu pilllows" are in the room with us right now???

    • @BigMinecraftJohnny
      @BigMinecraftJohnny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crisiscringe3710 Your grammar was so terrible I think u just gave me conniptions.
      Thanks.

    • @lukav3509
      @lukav3509 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      💀💀💀

    • @rimquelsiret
      @rimquelsiret ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That crusty one got me

    • @GoofySnoobertWasTakenSomehow
      @GoofySnoobertWasTakenSomehow ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@crisiscringe3710 bro what is that grammar💀💀💀

  • @pufferfishpocket
    @pufferfishpocket ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    “Do not open the curtains, we are sensitive to the sun.”
    2.7k likes special:
    “Do not ask to play outside, we have not touched grass in years.”

    • @thetacoking6438
      @thetacoking6438 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Agreed my skin needs to stay pasty white

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me to

    • @EmoWokk
      @EmoWokk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DAMN 214 LIKES AND 2 COMMENTS? i got u

    • @Coldfire_401
      @Coldfire_401 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do not bring any grass we are allergic

    • @maartnnn0507
      @maartnnn0507 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Priceless😂

  • @holypotato173
    @holypotato173 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Alternate title: do not socialize or attempt to make contact with gamers

    • @Gecko1115
      @Gecko1115 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yeah, the "your opinion does not count" part was the nail in the coffin

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Gecko1115 I found it rude too but then I remembered that this is the exact same as going to someone elses home and asking for chicken wings instead of steak, it's still rude of them to say it but it's still THEIR home so they get to set these kinds of rules.

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I know I'm gay If I say this but Yeah I agree, it's gonna be very fucking weird to have multiple things ready and deny access to all but one thing, but then again, when eating you can at least eat multiple things at the same time while in gaming you can only really play one game at a time unless you're extra rich and have multiple gaming setups in a single room. At the end of the day the owner of the room would have the final say but it's literally the first rule of socializing 101 to allow guests and other people around you to voice their opinion and to have it matter on the final decision. So that's something that I think the original video should take back even though I understand where they come from.

    • @RedKnightOfficial
      @RedKnightOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Sulferlines
      Of course when you're in someone else's house, they have rules, but as a friend, guest, or family member, it's always possible to come to a general consensus. Everyone's opinions matter, so you all can enjoy whatever it is.
      Like chicken and steak, have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedKnightOfficial Yeah that's what I already said. I said that the owner of the house/room gets to put the rules like "don't touch the closet" or "don't eat in this room" but it should be VERY obvious that when you invite someone you should prepare for them to want other games and foods, usually when I get invited or I invite someone we tell each other what we planned to do/have and ask what we should add/change before the actual invitation

  • @Clutchrx
    @Clutchrx 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “You might get a second invite”
    Nah I think I’m good..

  • @BonesAv
    @BonesAv ปีที่แล้ว +724

    “Do not tell us to touch grass, it hurts our self esteem.”

    • @rtf5398
      @rtf5398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @PsychH0e-
      @PsychH0e- ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @SirLaser601
      @SirLaser601 ปีที่แล้ว

      atleast he's married, unlike you though

    • @BonesAv
      @BonesAv ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirLaser601 how would you know, I actually had my 10 year anniversary last month

    • @SirLaser601
      @SirLaser601 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BonesAv th-cam.com/video/3giiMzfdpCc/w-d-xo.html

  • @ryandepp7640
    @ryandepp7640 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Don’t worry, a person like this doesn’t have to worry about inviting friends over

    • @YourFinancialAdvisor69
      @YourFinancialAdvisor69 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @No Ronham Me trying to find the point of your punchline :

    • @thedarklightskin
      @thedarklightskin ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @No Ronham you’re definitely one of these people

    • @markpat1849
      @markpat1849 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ruiabst Of course I fucking was, I really wanted to touch that charizard toy. Now stop reposting the same commeng acting all smart and stoic ffs

    • @leonyang3667
      @leonyang3667 ปีที่แล้ว

      @No Ronham yk when i have friends over i usually dont give them this many rules, if you do tho, then youre a bore and a loser

    • @ChillOki
      @ChillOki ปีที่แล้ว

      Some sadly have to worry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @shanegriffin6637
    @shanegriffin6637 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Final rules: Don’t move, breathe, speak, show attention or emotion, and finally…walk into the room.

    • @swoosh1001
      @swoosh1001 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      when you are in the room, you are not allowed to be in the room

    • @IAMGOJI
      @IAMGOJI ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or look no looking keep your eyes firmly shut at all times no matter what

    • @timscoviac
      @timscoviac ปีที่แล้ว +5

      None of those were really in the wrong in my opinion, it’s his stuff he worked to pay for and he don’t want people walking up in there acting like they own the place rearranging all of his stuff that he has set to the way he wants it or borrowing things probably just to scratch the discs all up or not return them for like a year or never

    • @nimetulaps
      @nimetulaps ปีที่แล้ว

      ur overreacting

    • @milkakote
      @milkakote ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timscoviac I mean like the WE ARE ALWAYS PLAYER ONE or your opinion dosen't count WE CHOOSE is kinda wrong and selfish

  • @BrandonThompson2
    @BrandonThompson2 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro: but I do not have any trash on my desk I promise you.
    Bros desk: God damn dudes dude got a whole trash can on his desk

  • @clara_croft2991
    @clara_croft2991 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    Felt like an older sibling that was traumatised by his younger siblings asking for the playstation

    • @JaneGallagher925
      @JaneGallagher925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lamo

    • @hidayahharis4991
      @hidayahharis4991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @belc7882
      @belc7882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @royalistproductions
      @royalistproductions 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well most of the time those stories are exaggerated, I can say that as a younger sibling myself, my brother ALWAYS hogged the Xbox. It wasn't even his, it was for everyone in the house ;-;

  • @hi-xd5yt
    @hi-xd5yt ปีที่แล้ว +734

    at this point, just say “do not enter our room”

    • @daisysoriano6563
      @daisysoriano6563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      260 likes and no comments?
      Lemme fix it:
      Underated comment lol

    • @rabbittherabbit
      @rabbittherabbit ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's about respect, because too many times when some shit get broke or lost the first thing out people's mouth is "I don't know how that happen".

    • @ariv6763
      @ariv6763 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No we want you in there, but we dont want you to mess with our crap

  • @Man-ob8sk
    @Man-ob8sk ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    “Your phone will be deeply searched and if we find any hint you’ve been talking to a girl, you’ll be executed on site.”

    • @Chrystair
      @Chrystair ปีที่แล้ว +60

      With a plastic limited edition God of War axe replica still in it's original packaging.

    • @carbruh9003
      @carbruh9003 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Chrystair Dmc 2 dante could beat him

    • @carbruh9003
      @carbruh9003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Chrystair Amaury nah.... get that minecraft axe 🪓

    • @zombiekiller4yo495
      @zombiekiller4yo495 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's too late for me

    • @RabdoInternetGuy
      @RabdoInternetGuy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      **Papers please theme plays**
      "You have been charged with socializing.
      The penalty is Death.
      Your family will be questioned about their involement.
      Glory to Gaming Industry."

  • @blue5728-SFX
    @blue5728-SFX วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Friend: enters gaming room
    This guy: your my slave now

  • @tatertot8081
    @tatertot8081 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Remember kids this is a tutorial on how to lose your friends. Imagine being his friend you would feel very uncomfortable in that room afraid of getting yelled at.

    • @lordizzy666
      @lordizzy666 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah the whole " I choose the game, you have no choice" thing was not it. If you're my guest, you choose the games. At least up to 3, then I choose 1.

    • @BryanM86
      @BryanM86 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      About the only thing that made sense is not to touch random shit because some models are crap and break when you touch them to hard

    • @lordizzy666
      @lordizzy666 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BryanM86 Only 2 that were wrong was the game choices/opinions and the controller choice. The others made sense

    • @mysterious_archive136
      @mysterious_archive136 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember kids, this is how you lose cool friends, if you don't do what they say, then you're gonna live a loser life

    • @Pinkalooo
      @Pinkalooo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@lordizzy666 Nah cause if you're playing on someone else's console you don't get to be first player. First player typically has the most control in games and if it isn't your console it's not your right to be in control.

  • @shhhitsasecret1491
    @shhhitsasecret1491 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    This the kinda guy to value games over relationships.

    • @backgroundartist1879
      @backgroundartist1879 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like the kinda guy who knows what his personal boundaries are. If someone doesn’t respect those boundaries, they aren’t worth being around.

    • @GMEsam32
      @GMEsam32 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100% agree, so called "knowing boundaries" yet struggle with depression because they're so lonely and don't want to do anything about it.
      Said by someone who struggled for years and overcame the issue.

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@backgroundartist1879 "your opinion does not matter, we choose the games" "do not throw what looks like trash in the trashcan" boundaries my ass
      he turned gaming into his life
      gaming is cool and all
      but if youre treating it like its your precious gem then i dont think the people are the problem

    • @zethcader6478
      @zethcader6478 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@backgroundartist1879 There are personal boundaries and then there is treating people as if they are below you.

    • @tactizak323
      @tactizak323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@iconica9516yeah totally agree, games were made to be entertained

  • @nocfox3050
    @nocfox3050 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    "Welcome to my game room!... You can make yourself home at the corner there and watch me play game"

    • @skettlez9732
      @skettlez9732 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My friends when they have me over for a sleepover.

    • @Supportik
      @Supportik ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loool

    • @kurama670
      @kurama670 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "See those empty bottles and socks over there? Your job is to bring me one when I need a potty break!"

    • @zanerinsane1574
      @zanerinsane1574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skettlez9732 you must need to get better at playing the games then if you’re never allowed to play 😂🤣 when I was a kid that’s the only time someone would sit and watch

    • @einfxchmiguel1101
      @einfxchmiguel1101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zanerinsane1574 wtf???
      Why do you invite a friend if you just play alone??

  • @Scribble-skipped11
    @Scribble-skipped11 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “You no take me toys 😡😡” ahh gamer 😭🙏

  • @idiocracy587
    @idiocracy587 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    “Do not exist, your presence upsets the vibe”

  • @quinnv.3499
    @quinnv.3499 ปีที่แล้ว +15639

    "do not breath in through your nose, we havent showered in weeks"

    • @jayeh77
      @jayeh77 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      if u breath through ur mouth you’ll taste it

    • @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623
      @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@jayeh77 just don’t breathe period.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He said 'we', this man ain't seen a shower in god knows.

    • @Nelmezz
      @Nelmezz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😃

    • @ziscoman836
      @ziscoman836 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "do not touch our clothing, they stiff as hell, don't ask why."

  • @Jonathan331
    @Jonathan331 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    "if you follow the rules, you might get a second invite."
    Sir, I'm already regretting the 1st.

    • @Motishay
      @Motishay ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My thoughts exactly XP

    • @caincassidybelandres3730
      @caincassidybelandres3730 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MotishayXD*

    • @jimcanterak7349
      @jimcanterak7349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you want to mess with other people's shit and be allowed to do so?

    • @orangeisthenewstrawberry6603
      @orangeisthenewstrawberry6603 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jimcanterak7349 nah, people just want to have a good time with friends. If a "friend" behaves like they have a narcissistic disorder, no one with an ounce of self respect is going to enjoy themselves being around them

    • @fakename5308
      @fakename5308 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@orangeisthenewstrawberry6603 there are only two stupid rules, and coming up with them doesn’t necessarily make him narcissistic. Saying no to borrowing games is only a problem if he gets mad at people just for asking, but I’m sure he doesn’t get mad irl and is just venting his annoyance for the video. Politely declining to lend out your expensive belongings which have sentimental value to you is not selfish whatsoever.
      Feeling entitled to pick the game at your house when playing with your friends is indeed pretty selfish; but not nearly as selfish as feeling entitled to pick the game at someone else’s house.
      Aside from those two, literally every other rule he mentioned is just basic human decency that your parents should’ve taught you when you were 3. Anyone who doesn’t already follow them is an objectively horrible person with no respect for others

  • @Talihaaslan17
    @Talihaaslan17 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Here is a way to say it : Please dont touch any of our equipment because it was adjusted the way it is. Please dont touch our toys , it may break. You arent allowed to borrow any games because they were organized , thank you. Please dont throw away any for our trash,some we may need. You can sometimes choose the games but us mostly. Please dont open any drawers cabinets and doors unless we say to. Please dont get player 1 we get player 1. See?

    • @HAHA-nr3gw
      @HAHA-nr3gw 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah this is more like it

  • @darrenbrownly9951
    @darrenbrownly9951 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    “Do not touch the piss bottles, they need to marinate for at least a month” Saw this comment on the other video, needs to be here as well

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAOO

    • @noi8017
      @noi8017 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruhh 🤣

    • @Caxculus
      @Caxculus ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jarate

    • @fartmasternuts
      @fartmasternuts ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caxculus piss

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Evrey true gamer knows the piss bottles true purpose is to force their enemys to drink it.

  • @suetan
    @suetan ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    Bros treating it like it's the library of Alexandria 💀

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it’s burnt down right? should we burn this one too

    • @Dragonape12
      @Dragonape12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@mrartdeco for sure

    • @robinjacob9590
      @robinjacob9590 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well it's his private place so that make sense. Personally I would do the same.

    • @Vapidthexo
      @Vapidthexo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@robinjacob9590 It’s definitely his dad’s money

    • @FormigaNR
      @FormigaNR ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vapidthexo no its not

  • @e_cabrera_0455
    @e_cabrera_0455 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    “Do not ask if we have a bathroom. We never take showers and sit in our own discretions during our gaming grind.”

  • @CarterBonner-he1yy
    @CarterBonner-he1yy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Him:do not open any doors unless we say so
    Police:911 what’s ur emergency
    Me:this guy is kidnapping me

  • @Garrett111
    @Garrett111 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “Do not unpackage the deodorant, it’s mint condition”

    • @tecnicovtr1311
      @tecnicovtr1311 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Phroghetti
      @Phroghetti 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's a collectable

  • @Joslatt
    @Joslatt ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    “If you go outside, you must be wearing shoes at all times to ensure you avoid making contact with any grass”

  • @pinkcheese8350
    @pinkcheese8350 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, their narcissism gets activated.

    • @pinkcheese8350
      @pinkcheese8350 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Rad PW are you happy?

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For real. It goes from "I occasionally play games" to "video games is the only way to get dopamine for me" real quick.

    • @kodyking1232
      @kodyking1232 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Rad PW hahahaha…😐😐😐🥱😐😐😐😑🫤

    • @ZinxTheSlayer
      @ZinxTheSlayer ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohio dictionary

    • @drew.2fnny
      @drew.2fnny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr!

  • @GOOFIBOOFY
    @GOOFIBOOFY วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like the marcus Holloway figurine!

  • @ShADOwWIZardMONeYgAnGGG
    @ShADOwWIZardMONeYgAnGGG ปีที่แล้ว +879

    As an ancient gamer, I can say we aren't assholes bro 🗿

    • @semilianooo
      @semilianooo ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Finally normal person

    • @thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.
      @thatfeelingwhenyoufeel. ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Hazeltinneno that’s a different word bozo

    • @nathanling2299
      @nathanling2299 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hazeltinne were not?

    • @Beep325
      @Beep325 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@HazeltinneThat's an entirely different word. Weren't means were not, not we aren't. Back to English class.

    • @RegentLynx
      @RegentLynx ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 💀

  • @snarled_
    @snarled_ ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    “do not touch us, we haven’t seen the sun for months and will turn to dust in contact”

    • @shapchonka
      @shapchonka ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "Don't bring any grass, we never touch it"

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf ปีที่แล้ว

      “Do not bring any girls, we’re allergic.”

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes we will

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs7321yheyeueurruruirririiririr

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@shapchonka yes we never touch it

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    no woman has stepped into this man's battlestation ever

    • @ThatSmashGuy
      @ThatSmashGuy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fax

    • @kynonerize
      @kynonerize ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He has never stepped into a woman's house

    • @Eclipse-yt9bt
      @Eclipse-yt9bt ปีที่แล้ว

      He's married so you look kinda dumb fr

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only woman's presents he has felt was his mom and grandma

    • @mrshlmusic
      @mrshlmusic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No way he has a wife

  • @YogYafYooMoo
    @YogYafYooMoo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fun games ❌
    Uncomfortable stressful experience playing games u dislike✅

  • @dummyaccount5275
    @dummyaccount5275 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "Do not ask about our parents, and why we are still living with them at 30"

    • @jakub1140296
      @jakub1140296 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because houses are fkin expensive lol. Its literally cheaper to buy sports car and live in it.

    • @Yeeeet344
      @Yeeeet344 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakub1140296why would you buy a sports car instead of a cheap house or rent. Rent an apartment or house instead

    • @levibest2409
      @levibest2409 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​​@@Yeeeet344where are the cheap houses?
      Even rents are becoming insane !

    • @Smy77y
      @Smy77y ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Yeeeet344 renting is a poor financial decision.

    • @fuzzbutt4551
      @fuzzbutt4551 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nothing wrong with living with your parents even if you're old. As long as you actually provide for them when you're old enough and don't mooch off of them 💀

  • @dingledoodles2615
    @dingledoodles2615 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    "Do not walk. The pressure on the floor is always optimised for ourselves"

  • @ValtaKash
    @ValtaKash ปีที่แล้ว +10735

    This guy 100% has the “I paused my game to be here” shirt

    • @CatWith-AHat
      @CatWith-AHat ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@dab noob GUESS WHOS BACK

    • @Tw.vibxin
      @Tw.vibxin ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nah he's the type of guy that don't want people messing up his stuff.

    • @ValtaKash
      @ValtaKash ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Tw.vibxin 🤓

    • @Tw.vibxin
      @Tw.vibxin ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ValtaKash if I spent that much money I don't want people touching my stuff etheir. Neither do you.

    • @eimylugo7440
      @eimylugo7440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro I girl in 4th grade has that but it's a sweater she 100% the boys

  • @fairuzfairuz2391
    @fairuzfairuz2391 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    How to be single:
    Be this guy

    • @Minhjago
      @Minhjago 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s has a wife and kids btw

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    "Do not talk about women, they scare me"

    • @MiloAndOreoTheRats
      @MiloAndOreoTheRats ปีที่แล้ว +32

      girls are cute
      Edit: YALL I WAS YOUNG I KNOW BEYTER NOW-

    • @pigalicionx
      @pigalicionx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MiloAndOreoTheRats 🤣

    • @callmex6435
      @callmex6435 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maidenless behavior

    • @pigalicionx
      @pigalicionx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@callmex6435 lmao for sure bud 💀

    • @Rayquaza894
      @Rayquaza894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MiloAndOreoTheRats thats gay

  • @MrTrool323
    @MrTrool323 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Let's be honest,the only person who comes to the gamer room is the mother to check if her son is still alive

    • @Crestkmu
      @Crestkmu ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol true, very true😆

    • @nattherat109
      @nattherat109 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A girl to

    • @obijaun
      @obijaun ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nattherat109 who says his mother is a woman

    • @kratomcraving5051
      @kratomcraving5051 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or when she makes him pizza rolls

    • @Farasha_Batata
      @Farasha_Batata ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obijaun”yeah a mother is a mother not a female “
      -A very wise man

  • @Ididabigsad
    @Ididabigsad ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    "DO NOT EXIST, existing in our room is very bad for no particular reason"

    • @candyplayzz6062
      @candyplayzz6062 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ur pfp is gold

    • @Wildcard-0592
      @Wildcard-0592 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are your thoughts on John Cena guys? I'm working on a very important report

    • @Gamelogic4
      @Gamelogic4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Wildcard-0592steroid user but nice

    • @frisk_dre3murr
      @frisk_dre3murr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean…if your an introvert it makes sense-

    • @Treesinthesummer
      @Treesinthesummer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frisk_dre3murr it don’t.

  • @parthbhatnagar9316
    @parthbhatnagar9316 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The room i play video games, the room i eat food, the room i sleep and the room joined to me is toilet
    And i play on mobile pirating every game possible.

    • @Mattdasecondog
      @Mattdasecondog 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nintendo gonna have a hard time with this mf

  • @bhokuamaas2062
    @bhokuamaas2062 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    "Do not wear green t shirts, it reminds us of touching grass"

    • @Iamroop1910
      @Iamroop1910 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr 💀

    • @scturnn
      @scturnn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dawg 😂😭😭😂😂

    • @candyhu7247
      @candyhu7247 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao-

    • @SonnyB-hu7zj
      @SonnyB-hu7zj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr😂

  • @modeloman4568
    @modeloman4568 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    “Don’t touch the pile of trash on my desk, it’s there for optimization”

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And authenticity

    • @Mikano_ñ
      @Mikano_ñ ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s one of those “I know where everything is at, till you move it”

    • @MELANIEMARTINEZFAN_01
      @MELANIEMARTINEZFAN_01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me telling my mom this
      Mom:idc throw this shit away NOW😡

  • @ghostwaterjones5187
    @ghostwaterjones5187 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    “Do not clean any of our figures. That’s a protective coating.”

  • @WallnutGdchees3
    @WallnutGdchees3 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "do not touch our plastic, its personal"

  • @Lytro-Blox
    @Lytro-Blox ปีที่แล้ว +809

    “Do not breathe the air in the room, it is our air only”

  • @elkoraki779
    @elkoraki779 ปีที่แล้ว +2551

    This is the type of guy to do this and then come over to your house and trash the place

    • @Synthesyn342
      @Synthesyn342 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      And then tell you it’s better

    • @tpalmer4757
      @tpalmer4757 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Fr

    • @rapaelis2823
      @rapaelis2823 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I only agreed with the keyboard one until I realized that u can just change it back in like 10 sec

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rapaelis2823 I only agree with the keyboard one and the one involving the trash (though only slightly). Keyboards just feel off when they're moved, and the slightest adjustment can sometimes just mess up your reflexes, especially when you're one to have a preset spot for the keyboard. Doesn't even need to be for gaming, just chatting, accounting, or making spreadsheets are all activities affected by the slightest adjustment and while aren't affected negatively, you get that irritating notion that it feels off.
      As for the trash thing, trash _definitely_ needs to go. I mostly take that as 'This is an organised mess. Yes, it isn't a perfectly symmetrical paper stack, yes those scissors and that paperweight aren't in a spot that would be visually appealing for a newcomer, _no_ I don't want you to 'organise' it, the corners of those papers are poking out in a fashion that allows me to more quickly figure out which paper is which due to order and layout.'

    • @borablerta9090
      @borablerta9090 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​​@@mortarion9813 dude if the slightly of position keyboard disturb your mood,you need therapy....i mean its an equipment that weight nothing,if its a vice clamp than i understand the rage

  • @dudemannors8894
    @dudemannors8894 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    There’s only one rule when I invite people to my room:
    “Please no shitting on the floor.”

    • @rekar5768
      @rekar5768 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Fuck... Even when I really want to?

    • @adamallie8859
      @adamallie8859 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But I wanna get shwifty

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Such a horrible rule

    • @parthkhatri6591
      @parthkhatri6591 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What if its an emergency

    • @amiamiamiii
      @amiamiamiii ปีที่แล้ว +4

      50£ fine

  • @nothing23681
    @nothing23681 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ah I might get a 2nd invite from the godliness and their dungeon of gaming.
    How very honorable. 💀

  • @biggiecheese1280
    @biggiecheese1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    "I wonder why nobody comes to my house"
    This dude.

    • @Treesinthesummer
      @Treesinthesummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      ong like my only rules are don’t be a bitch if you lose and be careful with some stuff that’s all.

    • @khairulaqram9827
      @khairulaqram9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      its ok if people only come to his house and hang out.. but if they entering the room its different story, need to follow his rule..🤣

    • @MrSimplified
      @MrSimplified 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      These are basic respect rules my guy, it’s essentially don’t treat someone’s house as your own. You’re the guest, their the host. Only one of these rules I have a problem with is the “Don’t ask to borrow any games” seems pretty selfish.
      Edit: And also the “Your opinion doesn’t matter, I choose the game” forgot about that one

    • @Vl0gWithAb
      @Vl0gWithAb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrSimplified exactly, my room my rules.

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His room his rule

  • @TheAxelandx1
    @TheAxelandx1 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Do not get any bitches, you're gonna ruin the grindset"

  • @guegel7720
    @guegel7720 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    "Do not bring over any women, we are scared of them and socially awkward."

    • @michela1474
      @michela1474 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a fact

    • @bubbles_plays
      @bubbles_plays ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The woman probably wouldn’t wanna be there either then…

    • @YourMom_._
      @YourMom_._ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is funny considering the fact that one of his biggest flexs is that he's a gamer with a wife.

    • @milkpilled
      @milkpilled ปีที่แล้ว +3

      women are scary bro

    • @XPGamingXPDK
      @XPGamingXPDK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

  • @DorkyBoy99
    @DorkyBoy99 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Do not breathe, the oxygen is heavily optimized"

  • @acefreak9561
    @acefreak9561 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    this is a certified touch grass moment

    • @jxdxns
      @jxdxns ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr 😂

    • @exscorpiargaming3743
      @exscorpiargaming3743 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just sounds like being respectful to someone else's belongings if I'm honest

    • @magalaleo9949
      @magalaleo9949 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@exscorpiargaming3743 Of course you'd think that Mr self-profclaimed gamer.

    • @Panzystubbedtheirtoe
      @Panzystubbedtheirtoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@exscorpiargaming3743 fr just take away anything “gamer” in this and it just sounds like what normal people should be doing?? Like all of this stuff is annoying even when it’s not in a “gamer room”

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magalaleo9949 I detect a hint of butt-hurt.

  • @ornchboss9617
    @ornchboss9617 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    “Do NOT tell us to touch grass we don’t do that here😁”

    • @reymaghinay3174
      @reymaghinay3174 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually agree since it can offend them

    • @S1D3_1
      @S1D3_1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do not bring grass into our room, we do NOT want to touch it😂

    • @silent9fighter
      @silent9fighter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@S1D3_1 w comment

    • @Nyctotope
      @Nyctotope ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reymaghinay3174How

    • @gamemushroom5355
      @gamemushroom5355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah nah, Give is a friendly reminder to go outside, we constantly forget and it is fun to touch some

  • @asadhashmi6390
    @asadhashmi6390 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Grass
    Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
    The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
    The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
    Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
    Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
    Evolution of grass[change | change source]
    Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4]
    Grass and people[change | change source]
    Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
    People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
    Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
    Language[change | change source]
    In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
    "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
    "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
    "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
    All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8.
    Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).
    References[change | change source]
    ↑ Chapman G.P. & Peat W.E. 1992. An introduction to the grasses. Oxford: CAB Internat.
    ↑ Cheplick G.P. 1998. Population biology of grasses. Cambridge University Press.
    ↑ Piperno, Doris E. & Sues, Hans-Dieter 2010. Dinosaurs dined on grass. Science. 310 (5751), pp. 1126-1128.
    ↑ Soderstrom T.R. et al (eds) 1987. Grass systematics and evolution. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, D.C.
    Edit: wow 765 likes

    • @GRICX
      @GRICX ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lmao 💀

    • @dillpickle7633
      @dillpickle7633 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bro put in some serious work and wrote a serious research paper for thr gamers.

    • @easiesworld
      @easiesworld ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro hasn’t stopped since devices became a thing😂😂

    • @x2v9
      @x2v9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahaha you have so much humor😐

    • @thephoenixneo1351
      @thephoenixneo1351 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro wrote an entire essay counting 90% of your grade

  • @angelicatiberii7
    @angelicatiberii7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bro just summoned "world most ruling gaming room 💀

  • @Sleezeball99
    @Sleezeball99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Someone:"I don't know why I don't have friends" 😭
    Them also:

    • @feiht5487
      @feiht5487 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i wouldn't mind having no friends with a room like this

    • @yash9279
      @yash9279 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      ​@@feiht5487 it's not like you'd be losing anything, it'd be an absolute win for you.

    • @benwinter7636
      @benwinter7636 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@yash9279 rough 💀

    • @Vergil....
      @Vergil.... ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@benwinter7636 its not rough its the truth

    • @Zam_A666
      @Zam_A666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@feiht5487 same

  • @blasphemous140
    @blasphemous140 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    "When you enter the Gamer Room, don't breathe without permission; the oxygen levels are optimized."

  • @melihbas3848
    @melihbas3848 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    "Do not breath cuz oxygen level is optimized"💀

  • @Ripse455
    @Ripse455 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    the gatekeeping is crazy 😭

  • @ultimatiator4638
    @ultimatiator4638 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    If a gamer offers you to come into their room, don’t. Might save you some nose hairs 💀

    • @ibullykidsforfun
      @ibullykidsforfun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂wish i knew this earlier

    • @derekg5006
      @derekg5006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dudes underarms gonna have everyone run away like spongebob in the movie theater 💀

  • @breadcat9928
    @breadcat9928 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Do not open the door to the basement. And most importantly, do not check our hard drives.

  • @c0ldb0i16
    @c0ldb0i16 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    “ do not ask me if I have a girlfriend “

  • @TBGamerAaru
    @TBGamerAaru 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "do not touch our toys you will break them" BRO THINKS WE ARE 1 YR OLD KIDS

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Don't breath the air, it's laced with caffeine to make 0.00001% faster reaction times on Candy Crush Saga

  • @LevTheArtist
    @LevTheArtist ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    "do not breathe, our air is special and you will choke on it"

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Had a friend that invited us over for a sleepover and he gave us a tour of his gaming room. I just sat right their in the living room to avoid touching anything. As I was waiting, I heard him yelling "Put that Down!" "Why are you throwing that away I had it there for a reason!" "Get out of my Chair!"
    Soon he was rushing everyone out and went back fixing his gaming room.

  • @JustTthatGuy
    @JustTthatGuy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He forgot the
    “And never step in the goon cave”