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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
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Script: Nope, still can't come up with a better name
Listener: Neutral (Infected)
Imagine getting bit and being infected with a horrid disease smh couldn't be me
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"But doctor, thats impawsible, I'm feeling Purrfectly fine right meow, I swear!"
"Oh no, its worse than I thought."
"Would you say it's, Catastrophic?"
"Your sense of humor? Yes. Terminal in fact."
This whole thing is Cataclysmic! All I can say is Claws Out!
What could pawossibly go wrong?
I love this. Sequel idea: your natural neko friend is excited that you have nekosis
YES!
Yes
Y E S
Absolutely
need
"Your ears are going to fall off."
Me: Doc, that's necrosis, not nekosis
Where do you think it got the name?
@@scarymeunster9095 from neko, the japanese word for cat -_-
@@pumpkin_hallows r/woooooosh
@@rockyrouge9753 that makes no sense...
@@pumpkin_hallows what doesn't make sense what wooosh means or what scary meunster said?
It's too bad Nekosis doesn't give you the ability to turn your bones into liquid like how cats can fit into every container available. I guess that would be more of an osteo-nekosis thing huh
Btw honestly surprised at the turnaround time for this script. You started writing this on Saturday and now there's a video on it
Osteo-nekosis would be great... if only you could turn the bones back to a solid...
That would require a liquid collarbone
Those tests didnt turn out well
Remember to leave the ears under your pillow for the ear fairy.
Clearly a sentence never before used
The Fake ASMR Universe is indeed grim and mystical.
@@tomisabum remeber, its fake
Gonna be hard dealing with these Catastrophic changes. But I think I’ll be purrfectly fine.
I need a paws from these jokes... I want to forget them by drinking whiskers.
Yeah, the uncontrollable urge to make cat puns at every oppurrtunity is also a symptom of nekosis.
@@amauryleblanc7979 This must be cataclysmic!
what could pawsibly go wrong.
As long as you're not allergic
Tbh if I'm gonna be a cat person anyway, I'm gonna keep the tail. It's cute and it'll help with balancing uwu
This was a fun concept
Did you just say “uwu”?
*a red dot appears on your forehead*
@@MoonKnight6969 You'll have to excuse them, they have clearly stated they are suffering from nekosis.
@@Just_Liqourice that’s why I’m doing it. To put them out of their misery
It would help me with a Cat Noir cosplay!
I'd keep the tail just because I'm curious what it would be like to have one.
Just my luck.
A few years back, a friend of mine unfortunately was diagnosed with Yasha Syndrome and became a dog boy. He's my best friend and now I feel like we'll be at each other's throats.
you mean inu? inu means dog
@@kitty_foreststreamvods4116 I guess they took "yasha" from "inuyasha". Though, Yasha would mean something like "demon warrior" so idk how they mistaken it with "inu".
So, I'm gonna become a cat person? Well, that's not so bad.
Wait, it's not that bad, is it?
No! It’s STELLAR!
now we need a comfort for nekosis Audio
“I’m sorry to say this, but you have Nekosis.”
WHAT? SORRY? Impossible, this has got to be the best day of my life!
I see this as an absolute win
It doesn't sound so bad, it sounds more like an Upgrade
upgrades people upgrades
Doc: You are a Neko.
Me: Plagg, Claws Out!
besides being temporarily deaf and a bit uncomfortable i see this as an absolute win
So this is basically like how Spiderman became Spiderman but im a cat...
Siiick.
*(3 months later)*
Mr. Jameson: "Forget covid variants! Forget Ukraine! Forget inflation! I want pictures of Cat-Man! You, man with the funny hat and glasses, what have you got?"
Me: *(sweating nervously)* "Oh, me. Uh, nya, here are my picturrr...es of Cat-Man."
Or an alternate version of Adrien Agreste became Cat Noir!
"Does this mean my breakdance carrer is over now doc"
*im afraid so, as you now will be unable to land on your back when you fall or stumble over*
I haven't ever wanted to get sick with something since I was a kid who wanted to stay home from school, but I think I just changed my mind
I got perfect attendance during all FOUR of my high school years!
Love it. Serious sequel potential with a character who has to learn to live with their new look.
Another idea: listener gets rescued from a yandere and comforted by the rescue team.
I love the thumbnail. The doctor looks so shocked. Purr-tusis legit stunned me.
oh hey i remember being there when the script was being made didnt expect it to come out so soon
i am speed
@@FakeASMR when you being need[ed]
Fake => Flash ?
Doktor, turn off my neko inhibitors
龴ↀ◡ↀ龴
lets be real if something like this existed people (including me) would try to purposely contract it
Obviously.
The only reason I would ever temporarly become "anti-vax" xD
Was fun to see this being made.
guess i've been attacked by some kind of Nekomancer
Or a nekomorph
Oh man that's a neat premise cool
I love how most of these are either
A:Memes or B:Just fucking love
And im all here for it
Oh, the humanity! Imagine having to explain to ur parents that you're growing a tail and cat ears tho, lol
Ma, pa, im fucked nya
@@AvarageAlaskan123
Dad: "So... can you jump high? Always land on your feet? See in the dark? Do you have retractable claws? Faster reflexes? Can you talk to cats?"
Me: "Yes, sometimes, yes, I don't know, yes, and I don't know."
My brother: "Hey, why don't you become the Cat-Man?"
Me: "Yeah... no. It won't take long before everyone finds out I'm a cat-like superhero since there aren't that many six-foot tall nekos here. Besides, as long I eat meat regularly - which I already do - and I watch my sleep schedule, being a neko shouldn't be an issue for me."
Mom: 'It will be your issue when your tail gets mistaken for a dog toy - or worse, gets caught on something and it pulls you to your doom."
Me: "I don't work around any large machinery, so... nya, I'm good. Plus, my girlfriend is a HUGE cat lover. I don't want to tempt fate, but how can she go wrong with a neko boyfriend?"
Give to me straight doctor am I going to have cravings for cuddles,snuggles and head scratches
Honestly the only change will be the ears and the tail everything else is normal for me
Yup same here and the purrring is kind of easy to work around isn't it
And permanent night vision eyes, which means my electric bill will be cut in at least half since I won't need any lights.
Great script. I was there on the live stream and I remember when you were working on it there. 💜 Good job Fake
One step closer to heaven
Lol nice vid fake very enjoyable as usual
Honestly i thought this was gonna take like 4 years to complete but if it happens in a few weeks tbh i like the change
Hehe I’m so glad I kidnapped the local stray cat to bite me no one will ever know
Wake up, babe, new Fake ASMR inspired Plague Inc Evolved Custom Scenario dropped. Nekosis Virus mod when.
"You're turning into a Neko"
And I'm supposed to see a downside to this?
So that's why I'm a neko in some of these
This sounds like an absolute plus. I really want to get sick with this
Nekosis I'm ok with this that means I'm getting what I want to be a neko so LET GO! Nekosis is more of a blessing than a curse I mean getting a tail cat ears and fangs and (possibly) claws also turning into a neko like Spider-Man got powers I mean Doc than you for telling me I have this it might be a horror show for a bit but it's all worth it
Imagine thinking of getting bit by random cats just to try and get it couldn't be me
Also ok I have to don't hate me but I gotta
Why she keep acting like this is cat-astrophic I mean I think all of just would love to be kitten around as nekos
Real talk, doc. Am I gonna have to worry about the 'zoomies?'
Better yet, am I going to have to worry about being in heat?
@@red_five3325 Oh dear. I didn't think of that...
soo...did you come up with a better name ? ^^
thanks for the fun and original story, always a pleasure to hear what youve brought to life this time :D
On the bright side, at least we didn't get diagnosed with ligma.
The purrfect asmr
Part 2, please? I'd like the listener to be comforted by a friend as he goes through nekosis.
So, I have suicidal thoughts? That's odd... I don't remem- oh a claw? I'm killing myself.
I wouldn’t really call this an illness, I’d call this an Evolution.
Can all ways trust a good neko audio from Fake
"How long have I got left to meow doc"
I really liked the video comrade you did a great job!
Lmao purrtusis I'm fucking dead
So doc, I gotta ask before I try something dumb. Is catnip toxic when burned? I ask because I might try mixing it with the human equivalent
I think I've heard if some people trying to smoke catnip. I don't think it did anything.
Turns out Nekosis also gives you 9 lives!
Not my idea, but my son’s idea!!!!
So basically, I’m becoming a cat boy? Neat, I can get free fish.
eeeeeeeeeeeee lovely audio fake mew;3
Fake: I’m sorry to tell you such upsetting news…
(Me partying because becoming a cat is a dream come true)
Doctor: You are now a Neko!
Me: Plagg, Claws Out!
A small price to pay for cat ears
I don't see a problem in this disease personally. I'm pretty sure at least 50% of people watching this would actually prefer such change. (I do not deny the fact that I don't belong to that percentage but I also do not confirm)
deeply enjoying such a silly idea being treated so seriously
"you think you're losing your hearing? that is quite serious. in which ear?"
huh?
what did you say?
sorry, i cant hear you
in my mind this is the prequel to the neko listener series
It's honestly a pretty good name. Sounds like a pun on 'necrosis'.
This is fine
Ok ngl I wouldn't be to pressed about getting nekosis. The only thing that I'd worry about would be my headphones and that I probably couldn't use them anymore, which would suck. That aside being a catboy is totally cool with me, I see no downsides.
Oh shit Necrosis? Oh wait Nekoness my bad
this is something id pay to be infected with
Doktor, pull up a neko listener ASMR, *I'm tired*.
Dream come true of wanting to be a neko
Well, I think I'll keep the Tail when it grows in, but thank's for the help, Doctorrr Fake- Oh you've gotta be kidding me right nyaow- OH COME ON, IS THIS FOR F*CKING REAL RIGHT NYAOW?! *I begin emitting what sounds like a cat's yowl of annoyance*
The only sickness I wish was real
Ok good I was scared it was real
Wait no this is a good thing
Much better than nekrosis
I had that exact joke in mind
Wrote a comment, saw yours and deleted mine
Cause I won't steal comments
@@akashicsystem6022 thank you, you are a good person
I mean it does answer the question of how many pairs of ears a neko has. They have 1 pair/2 ears only
Yay, I'll be a cute neko
Well necrosis is when something rots and falls of so you can see the inspiration as the ears fall of (I say as someone who often has to bullsh*t a meaning for my artwork) lol
I vote we need a part 2. PLS
Also I would love this if this happened to me
"Nekosis" clever.
WHOOP WHOOP cat life here i come
It’s kinda funny that a 145 heartbeat is average for me
Now I must ask if there's such a thing as kitsunitis, where we turn into a fox-person. Or lamiasis, which turns people into half snakes.
Either way. This is an adequate answer to the eternal question: do nekos have human ears.
If only.
Im not also gonna be a tsundere....am I, doc?
Part 2 please!
Holy shit I’d love to get nekosis
Do... Do the barbs go away, eventually...?
This actually doesn't seem too bad to be honest. Enhanced senses, I can live knowing my hearing will return plus night vision. Not to mention an excuse to sleep a lot and I already love meat so that's a plus. The tail I can work around and the purring should just make encounters awkward (but I don't get out much so that's not that big a deal)
All in all, seems pretty okay 👍
If this was an actual thing I am purposely geting bit. Several times
Funniest premise I've ever heard!
Would a book about nekosis be a nekonomicon
Yup I'm losing my hearing babe
Nekosis Necrosis Tomato Tamato
Part 2
Part 2❤❤❤
Missed out on nekothelioma rip
Having a tail grow is terrifying because tail are part of the spine so imagine your spine growing out of your back and probably doubling its size.
Also because the ears fall off do you think the ear fairy exists like the tooth fairy?
Ah... its not so bad. At least im faster and love headpats, but always get a feeling to kill someone when they touch my belly.
Part 2 please 💜❤️💙
The puns of these comments are great
this one now desperatly wants to get nekosis lol :D
Does this mean I have nine lives now?
I'm turning into acatboy?
"Yes"
FUCKING SCORE!
Do I get super hearing with the new ears?
I would not mind necosis