Mother: how is your day so far? Me: My day is awful A few moments later- Dinner time Mom: how was your day? Me: awful until I listen to my comfort character
Why.... tell me why when he said," remember the boy with hanafuda earrings must die" my dumbass immediately went......... "The boy who lived has come to die, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!"
But you still can’t run! He is too much of a *smooth criminal* to let you go! All you can do is *remember the times* where he didn’t want you. And it would be *bad* if if you even try to ignore him too, But you still got to *beat it* to safety! ((I regret nothing!! 😃))
Anyone realize that Muzan only takes in and cares for in a way, were hurt in some kind of way. Like most of the demons that we see have a sad backstory. Anyone realize that or is it just me.
Muzan: I say jump you say how high Me: Put your hand up to the sky Ohhh~ ohhhh~ You didn't know that you fell Ohhhh~ ohhhh~ Now that your under our spell (find the reference of the song that I thought of in this comment and find where it came from and comment below the answers and if correct I'll like you comment below)
No because if this was like me me he would kill me so fast it’s funny. I make fun of people when I’m scared so I’ll just be standing in front of him like “damn Michael Jackson’s mad” “ah what are you gonna do eat me?” But like all in a baby voice
Muzan: well you're mine Me: Ummm... boi you better hope killua didn't hear you Muzan: who the fuck is killua? Me: shit, I guess I didn't introduce you to him.
So quick question(for everyone): have you gotten out of bed? Have you eaten? And have you been taking care of yourself? (Felt like being a mom for sec🤭)
I was looking through comments and found RENGOKU HERE. BRUH. Then I found Inosuke just saying Tanjiros looking for you Muzan. Then I found Douma, 😤😤😤😤 WHYYYYYY. I found Mitsuri here as well but I think she just uh stumbled her way here, so she’s fine, but no seriously what is Rengoku doing here. Found Shinobu, but I think she’s here cause Giyuu is here somewhere, I was right Giyuu is here
I’ve been hit by a smooth criminal
The best thing I've read today, thank you
thank you for this
@🦋Kanae kochou🦋 I flamboyantly agree, Shinobu’s late sister.
@🦋Kanae kochou🦋 I must agree sister, It's not cursed, it makes sense for Kibutsuji
HEE HEE
Muzan :The boy with hunafuta (idk how to spell it) errings.
Me: oh tanjiro, ya i know him.
Muzan: he must die.
Me: gasps. That's my son
“yo who the fuck put MICHEAL JACKSON IN THE FREEZER”
I did.
I get this
HE SOUNDS LIKE HE IS FREEZING UP
@@hifugitive it was actually a Tiktok audio but yes
I think yorchii did it (im so sorry if i spelt the name wrong-)
@@opalthecreator6132 LMAO LOVE THAT
Muzan: you are mine
Me: oh honey I'm a jealous bish I'm not entirely yours until you get rid of Daki
Honestly same💀
BRO FR I DON'T LIKE DAKI 1 BIT 😭✋️
I don't like her😻
We don't like her
She can go 👩🏻🦳👉🚪
Mother: how is your day so far?
Me: My day is awful
A few moments later-
Dinner time
Mom: how was your day?
Me: awful until I listen to my comfort character
uh ur comfort character is a murderer?.......
SAME!
just listen to michael jackson
@@thessaa.6256 Bro same wanna be besties
@@theoneandonlyseek1749 oh hun to the types like ours? we ALL are besties😘💅
@@thessaa.6256 FINALLY ACTUAL FRIENDS 🥹
Why.... tell me why when he said," remember the boy with hanafuda earrings must die" my dumbass immediately went.........
"The boy who lived has come to die, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!"
And if he dies I’m stealing his earrings like “MINE NOW BISH!”
My new favorite comment
Bros voice is deeper than my depression
And ADHD + Anxiety attacks
Who else watched asmrs even if they dont simp for the characters out of boredom-?
I do a lotq
Me....
This is why I'm watching thais
Yep all the time
Me🤭🤭🤭
First time hearing Muzan in English…this is amazing!
He doesn't sound like this is English, he sounds a little different so it's a surprise I'm still listening it's probably cause it's a deep voice...
Micheal Jackson, how dare you refuse to let me go?! How disrespectful.
@@malindabrockmiller0069 I never thought that my comment would make depression go away, but you're welcome!
But you still can’t run! He is too much of a *smooth criminal* to let you go! All you can do is *remember the times* where he didn’t want you. And it would be *bad* if if you even try to ignore him too, But you still got to *beat it* to safety!
((I regret nothing!! 😃))
@@Ayana-LTLA How dare you make all those Michael Jackson jokes, you smooth criminal
@@Ayana-LTLA you should of these jokes 😆
Smol neji, plz put the gun down 😰😰😰
Deep voices hit me hard omg-
Zhongli…. *what are you doing here?*
@@lumine5574 Traveler? oh, we don't speak about this.
@@CryiiZeref :l im telling
Nah bro im telling on you guys
@@N0utheld NO
Me:*Gasps For Air*
Muzan:*Holds Tighter*
Me: Can I Eat Dinner?
Muzan:No
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Muzan:*Holds Tighter And Tighter*
Me:*Help*
Michal : *WhEn I tElL yOu To CoMe YoU sAy “HaO HaI”*
Me: *WHAT IS HAO HAI?*
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SKY OH WOAH OH WOAH
He said jump 😭
Muzan: the one with hanafunda must die
Me: I can harm him sir he was to kind to me 😭🙌🏼
Earrings is supposed to be part of it and sorry if their is grammar errors
Can’t *
Ikr
Anyone realize that Muzan only takes in and cares for in a way, were hurt in some kind of way. Like most of the demons that we see have a sad backstory. Anyone realize that or is it just me.
yup they all have plot armor if they wouldint be villains-
Bro took the quite kids for his army
Micheal Jackson aka Muzan " your mine remember that "
Me: "Do a moonwalk then maybe i will be yours walmart micheal jackson"
micheal jackson : u thought that u could avoid me
me : yes i can *does bad moonwalk away*
micheal jackson: IM PROUD U CAN MOONWALK BUT ITS BAD
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
😂😂😂😂 that will be me too 😂😂😂
Somewhere randomly while watching this I said are you sure Michael Jackson and started wheezing
First!!!
Love your vids they make me happy and always cheer me up :) continue with the amazing work!
I couldn’t help but start singing smooth criminal
Muzan: I say jump you say how high
Me: Put your hand up to the sky
Ohhh~ ohhhh~
You didn't know that you fell
Ohhhh~ ohhhh~
Now that your under our spell
(find the reference of the song that I thought of in this comment and find where it came from and comment below the answers and if correct I'll like you comment below)
i have found my people
@@azreal475 Glad I've found someone who get it
My Little Pony 🐴 : Rainbow Rocks 🌈
I believe they called themselves the "Dazzlings" right?
@@-whitelily-1780 You are correct😉
Never thought I’d be listening to Muzan x listener ASMRs but here I am lmao
Honestly, f*cking same. I don't even like Muzan yet here I am lol
Mama i'm on love with a... SMOOTH CRIMINAL *DUDUDUDN DUDUDUDUN* HEE HEE
I'm not a simp for muzan but I am for morphyVA voice
Now they need to make a asmr of themselves for you
@@bluegreen2182 omfg XD
@@YqndrZntsu it's true
I am a simp for him
xD same-
Mama I'm in love with Muzan Jackson's voice on this asmr~
And this type of love isn't physical, it's simping~
Mama please don’t cry I will be alright
No because if this was like me me he would kill me so fast it’s funny. I make fun of people when I’m scared so I’ll just be standing in front of him like “damn Michael Jackson’s mad” “ah what are you gonna do eat me?” But like all in a baby voice
I was cussing this man out halfway but I love the videos make keep up the good work and take breaks when you need to trust me you need it
Ay I'm kinda early! Like 21 minutes or something 🤷♀️ idk
But this asmr is amazing! I'm always excited to watch your asmr whenever you post one!
Hi toga 👋🏻
@@your_local_killer578 hi 😗
@@itzliz3101 say Hi to the league for me please 😀
Hi toga
@@your_local_killer578 Sure thing!~
Muzan: well you're mine
Me: Ummm... boi you better hope killua didn't hear you
Muzan: who the fuck is killua?
Me: shit, I guess I didn't introduce you to him.
Fr though-
First! I think :’) But love the deep voice for Muzan btw 😍🥲
I think we tied lol-
@@shinobukocho9619 I think so- lmao
@💕Mitsuri kanroji💕 huh? Who? I got disowned?! 😭
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 Where'd you come from Muzan-Sama?
Muzan: " When I tell you to jump you say how high"
Me: "Put your hands up to the sky."
Anyone who has seen my little pony should know. 😂 1:00
WHAT I THOUGH
Man this keeps getting better good job keep it up ❤️💯☺️👌
If this happened I would call the man the myth the legend the man who gives muzan HUGE PTSD YORIICHI TSUGIKUNI and I would call him to save me
Damg. Never thought I'd find a Michael Jackson comfort asmr lol😂
If I was there I would be just be roasting and I was just be smack talking about every single demon in there
Hello Muzan-San 🥰
Micheal Jackson:you thought you could escape, couldn't you?
Me:Well Yea-😃
AYO??
22 seconds ago slayed.
TWIN?!?!?!
@@shinobukocho9619 LMFAO WSG
2 Douma's.....
@@renkujo what-
@@mitsurikanroji8009 WHAT THE HELL AGAIN
I’m sorry but the sound your making is so funny I can’t stop laughing 😭
We’ve been hit by a smooth criminal BUBUBUBU BUBUBU BUBUBU BU hEe HeE
The background is just spot on 🥰.
Me: Michael Jackson is that you 🧐🚶ayoooooooo
me tryna figure out if the quiet clapping noises are coming from the rain or from muzan: 🧍
0:58 i zone out and when i come back to reality i hear this 😂😭, i cant be the only one who thought he said come 😭
So quick question(for everyone): have you gotten out of bed? Have you eaten? And have you been taking care of yourself?
(Felt like being a mom for sec🤭)
My mom blames me for always being on my phone. I'm really sensitive but I'm okay :)
@@short-stories3892 omg same?? like what did i do?? but ye i still manage to have a straight face even when she's yelling at me, but I'm ok :)
No :^ because im ✨L a z y✨ and it's 4 A.M
@@your_local_killer578 well it’s 5:54 rn and I haven’t slept so I don’t feel like being a mom anymorw
yes and no
This is why I know what I would be if I was in this anime
The voiceee. Can I be in love with a voice? Please say yes?!
You can. Have you heard of Corpse Husband?
@@The_Fallen_One_Lucifer when I tell you I laughed so hard I chocked on my water, I’m not joking 💀
@@cmppizza5315 oh no I'm sorry! I didn't realize I was actually funny
@@The_Fallen_One_Lucifer don’t apologize for comedy! You are hilarious
@@cmppizza5315 Thanks! Just wait till I pull out the trauma jokes🤣
The muzan voice sounds funny 😭
He sounds like a grandpa 💀
"he must die..." Got me cracking up🤣
Me: if im urs get that musty dusty crusty rusty bish daki away
Muzan: anything for my princess
I don’t want to go I don’t want to go
hi Kirishima
@@your_local_killer578 hi
@@eijirokirishima1443 Can you say hi to your friends for me 😁
@@your_local_killer578 yes I can
That's the manly thing to do in this Situation run.away.
When I saw this video I was like
Me: Ooo~ Michael Jackson ok I’m ready
Muzan when’s he talking to me
What I hear me : blah blah blah
The smooth 👌 😎 demon criminal hit on us and I mean HARD
Not my sister listening to Michael Jackson in the next room.
Omg Muzan *jackson* x listener slay 😳
my sister is playing mj on her speker rn
He is a villain but he so hot!😫
I hAtE yOu WaLmArT mIcHeAl JaCkSoN!! But this is pretty cool tho....
Smooth like butter like a lover under cover
Muzan: I own you
Me: (using a line from a Douma video) ThE DiSrEsPeCt-Ah!
At the beginning: I was just geting out of bed?!
Kamaboko Gonpachiro is looking for u sir👀
ummmm hi Inosuke 👋🏻
what have you been searching up recently 🤨📸
@@your_local_killer578 Hi-
@@your_local_killer578 Uhhhh u asking me that but what have u been searching too ;-;
@@destiny3809-n8t Well played -_- don't tell them I'm here and I won't tell you're here
It's okay lisener all you have to do is JUST BEAT IT
Not me listening to my Michael Jackson playlist after this😭💀
NEZUKO?!!
I was looking through comments and found RENGOKU HERE. BRUH. Then I found Inosuke just saying Tanjiros looking for you Muzan. Then I found Douma, 😤😤😤😤 WHYYYYYY. I found Mitsuri here as well but I think she just uh stumbled her way here, so she’s fine, but no seriously what is Rengoku doing here. Found Shinobu, but I think she’s here cause Giyuu is here somewhere, I was right Giyuu is here
I found Muichiro lol
I’ve never been this early to anything and I’m 14 minutes late 😂
I thought you were the water Hashira?
Thought he called me a thought haha
bro Annie is okay compared to us 💀💀😂😂
I like how i hear bonfire sound in the Background.
GAWD DAMN-
AND NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU GREAT VALUE WALMART DISCOUNT MICHAEL JACKSON!
Omg why was I reminded of plankton from spong bob
Why an I watching this- idk
Sabito?
@@tokitoisperfect6344 uhh yeah-?
I see your user name S I M L
Aren’t you… dead? 🤨
@@muzansfedora yes
MUZAN JACKSON NOW? TANJIROOOOOO HEEEEEELLLLPPPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ai-shiteru, Muzan-sama
Discount micheal jackson
Would muzans hands be cold cause he's not human or would they be burning hot because he has so much hearts pumping warm blood trough him? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
I thought you were busy-
@@JOHNNY_CAG_FAN who wat 👀👁️👄👁️
@@MuiKiEdits 👁👃👁
*annie are you okay r yu okay*
Omg i didn't know that they made ASMR of Michael Jackson
A smooh criminal ao sorry i hat to
I cannot tell if those are clapping noises or just the rain💀
@@IvansBandagess OH OKDSOFDF
*RAIN definitely rain....*
I thought something-
Yea im wondering too
thats... im pretty sure its suposed to be a fire
😩
Okay I pull up
Alright who choked his throat 😀
look at my pop, Muzan.i came here to finish what I started and take back aniue 🙂🙂🙃🙃
PFP*************************
Wow 7 minutes ago
All I hear is ‘hee hee’.
WALLMART MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKING AHHH- WEAK LOOKING AH- LOOKING LIKE WANNA DO THE MOONWALK LOOKING AHHHHHHHHHh-
Why does he sound British?
.......
Idk what to say...
Yoriichi plz help
I wonder why I watched this...
Kinda sounds like a discord mod 😶
“OMG ITS MICHEAL JACKSON…. HEE HEE HEE HEE”
nice 😂😂
I was just about to comment this
Anyway this made my day
@@feitanportor8447 I’m glad :)
Vecna vibes
HEE HEE
Im dead btw
This is a little creepy
Muzan is just a Michael Jackson rip off