@@0xXEclipseXx0 I was at a family dinner and I got bored and decided to go my phone and yeah and that's what that whole part came down in my whole family looked at me I just ran to the bathroom
gyutaro:AW CMON MASTER YOU KNOW I CANT EVEN HOOK UP AN OLD LADY😭 daki:i thought you loved me👹😭 gyokko?:tf- upper moon 4:AYO- anger:*jealious* sorrow:WAAAAAA- delight:*just leaves and then spy* urogi airlines:DAMN-
muzan;"I have my hand on your throat"
"yea no shit Sherlock?"
LMAO, I CAN'T BREATHE 😂😭💔
@@yume69772yea and I couldn’t breath when zaddy muzan was choking me ✋😩
😂
Fr though, man pointed out the obvious
Ayo-
I WAS READING COMMENTS WHILE AND I CHOCKED ON WATER AS HE ALSO STARTED CHOKING US I WAS SO CONFUSED FOR A SECOND-
@xxWater_Fairyxx909 get help now.😵😐😐
@@annasholar91it’s true tho😗
@@plushiip thank you!!😂😂
@@annasholar91 Np🤣🤣
We don’t need this video we just read the comments and drink water 🤫🧏
SUN BREATHI-
Opp-
Relatable.
MIST BREATH-
👹 HINOKAMI KA-
FLAME BREATHING: ESOTERIC A-
The kissing starts at 6:20 your welcome
ThAnK yOu, but for real why i weird like this 💀
@@Wallydarling_fan I don’t know
@@Listener.1.0.9 who knows
@@Wallydarling_fan lol
@@Listener.1.0.9 😂
muzan: talks abt his teeth problems
me: b!tch do i look like an orthadonist to you??
Yes💀
@@Kirishima69 wrong universe
@@terikaholmes5136 I was never here 🤫
fr tho
I was keep on saying to myself, 'if it hurts so bad i can punch you in the face to make it go away' 💀 I would be so dead if i was a demon
Muzan talking about his teeth.
Me: When was the last time you brush them? *grabs toothpaste and toothbrush*
NAG CUZ I WOULD SNACH THAT TOOTH BRUSH AND TOOTH PASTE
Koko:muzan wtf are you doing
Douma:mate lets pretend as a background
Akaza:🧍♂️
😭🤣
Muzan: slaps and chokes us.
Meanwhile us: hard-er master-mu-a an.139 liked god dayum
NO
😂I’m a 😂😂 dead
YES
Pls Do it Harder
UMMMM😳😭😂
did he just call me sick? Sir.
phew, anyways
Muzan: *chokes me*
Me: h-harder ma-master m-muzan
Same 😂
same
(Gets choked by muzan) h-harder ma-master m-muzan🥴
I choked on my hot Cheetos when I read the title- 💀
BRO SAMe I thought I was the only one 😂 but it was the jalapeño ones 😂
Also my dad put something more spicy and told me to try it he put in the whole bag 😂
Wait frrr me too
Lol
I'm choking on thin air
Muzan:Can’t breathe?
Me:…YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE?!?
Me literally thinking my headphones were connected and they weren't and my whole family heard it.
how are you still alive
Oh dear lord 😳 😬
I just yelled out a scream you still alive!?
Good luck surviving 😂
@@0xXEclipseXx0 I was at a family dinner and I got bored and decided to go my phone and yeah and that's what that whole part came down in my whole family looked at me I just ran to the bathroom
Muzan: kissing me
Me: almost sheds a tear and falls asleep instead
NAH
Same-
〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
Me listening an ad pops up about tang. me: gets jumpscare
also me: GOOD LORD HEAVENS
Me: I dont have a choke kink
Also me: Or do i? *heavily questioning myself*
I have a choke kink 🥴
I choked on my watermelon while watching this-
MASTER MUZAN CHOKE ME MORE PLEASE-
Akaza? 🤨
Akaza, what's wrong with u
@@Nugget5970-8 You saw nothing-
@@Nugget5970-8hi douma
What Akaza what did I just read
The fact that his uppermoons are watching this😂
hi mitsuri-san!
@@alastoriszestyy Hellooo shinobu san!!
@@Yuki.21 would you like some dango the butterfly girls made some
@@alastoriszestyy hum!!(hi shinobu-chan!!🥰💞)
@@kamadonezuko45 hello nezuko do you want some noodles!
Yorchi breathing
Muzan has left the chat
Tf is yorchi breathing
I think the mean hai breathing style
I have been summoned! 😀
@@kibutsuijBecause i can 😀
@@localrikakawaikinnieWhat about my breathing style young swordsman?
First spicy Muzan audio thanks Morphy.
"welp, that enough morphy for the rest of my life!" (i refuse to listen to him again)
Muzan: I own you ~
Me : Yes master muzan!
... bruh really
Dawg are you not embarrassed
WHAT. 😨
🫢
@@0Purplez 😂😂😂
AHAHA.. I DONT HAVE A CHOKE KINK WAIT..
🤨
@@MuzanKibutsuji1000 OH..
@@Vxympy糞
Muzan: "You should be afraid of me.."
Me whose seen all the memes: Hee-Hee no
Kokushibo:"master what are you doing to that girl?😭"
Douma:"master we are the same :))"
Akaza:*respect woman juice*
gyutaro:AW CMON MASTER YOU KNOW I CANT EVEN HOOK UP AN OLD LADY😭
daki:i thought you loved me👹😭
gyokko?:tf-
upper moon 4:AYO-
anger:*jealious*
sorrow:WAAAAAA-
delight:*just leaves and then spy*
urogi airlines:DAMN-
Me: Nope *rush run escape holdded blue spider lily from muzan*
Tanjiro: 😨
Zenitsu: AHHHHHHHHHH TANJIRO-SAN IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON
Curse my hunger and impatient. I want to eat while listening but the mister potato crisps I'm eating is so loud when I chew 😭
Muzan: i own you.
Me: Umm yeah no i rather be owned by douma thank you.
REALLLL
Guys… Michael Jackson just kissed us 😔
me listening to this as Im sweeping the floor my cat staring at me
I can relate
Same my dog and cat looked at me like I’m weirdo while I’m washing the dishes
It can sense how messed up you are
Me when I see the title: 🤨
During the video: 😳🤭
... I'm laughing on the outside but crying on the inside 💀✨
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
Same
Me too
Same 😂
Same
Real
2:46
Muzan:Why... Why are you blushing?
Me: Hold on are we enmu in this? Is that why Muzan said "Why are you blushing?"
Thank you so much morphyva, it's also my birthday too and I love this tysm ❤
happy birthday muichirooooooooo
@@doumailoveyou WHAT YOU DOIN HERE?!
MUICHIRO?!
@@salaundraross I CoNgRaTuLaTe my little friend for his birthday ✨!
@@doumailoveyou mhhhmm yeah sure its suprising that i recently just edited you
Plz more of muzan 🙏🏻
WHAT?!?!
Ayo WHAT
..
Yeah nizko646 is a simp
THE TITLE PULLED ME IN. WHATTTT
Yoriichi be punching the air rn-
AaaAhhHh~ 6:02
LMFAOO
I had too press thx for this part
(Me wondering why my back hurts)
What i enjoy listening to:
The kissing part scared me and my friends it was at full volume 😂
💀
Muzan: kisses me
Me: faints
I’ve been waiting for this.
OML ON MY KNEES ISTG 😍😍
fr tho
Frrrr
📸🤨
@@Cam-Camera 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But why are you on the video to catch me in 4k 🤨📸📸📸📸📸
WOHOHOHOHO MASTER KIBUTSUJI 😟
Uhhhhh....
*Holding kokushibo*
YOU BI-
*Throws kokushibo at him*
Muzan: i own you
Me: yes lord muzan idk why you said that but anyway
The way i fell more inlove with this anime micheal jackson 💀💀
☠️morphy what are you doing to us.
2:54 Hehe degradation kink go brrr
*brrr*
Why did I saw the kisses sounds like my bath tub rubber duckie
@Aizetsusorrow you have a rubber duckie to?
He tryna give us the no breathing style 😂
Fr 🤣
いいえ、彼は私たちにノーウォーキングスタイルを与えようとしています
*adds to watch later bc its 4 pm*
Okay who ever liked my comment thx for reminding me!
@@Quanuzie ANOTHER REMIND
Muzan : “what are you gonna do”.
Naw now this is making me simp for muzan.....
DADDYUH😩🫣 2:45
I have been summoned.
Im at mt friends house rn watching this instead if hanging out with them 🫡
I would do the same if I was at a friend's house
Fake a love fake a love I'm so sorry but it's fake a love~
Plz tell me someone knows this song too
....lemme just- *moonwalk away with my candies*
Hey...
Do you know who's candice?
✨Hehe✨ *Proceeds to save the video
I LOVE THAT your PROFILE USER IS DOUMA WHILE SAYING THAT 💀
@@X..azayyy..X PFT
@@Douma.Official AYO WHAT 💀
Hay!
@@Roseanne_Starling oh-
I mean he's muzan what did you expect 💀
IDK NOT THAT
SUN BREATHING 6TH FORM:RISING SUN
ASMR you get killed by all upper moons
Muzan: I own you.
Me: yes sir 😻
I have been summone- AH, I WAS NEVER HERE! *disappears
Why is the kissing scene the most replayed😨💀
I don’t know but this got me feeling some type of way
I love your muzan voice
Can he stop kissing you?
@@connorarendse1202no , it me 😔
Same I with you girl 🤣😂🥵
EXUSE ME I DID WHAT
I choked on my on spit while reading this.
Wow, damn-the title
Me listening to this with a straight face while i follow the line XD❤
Hum hum ..(okay now i simping for muzan HELP😰😭)
Who let the angel see this
Let take you too see tanjro
SUN BREATHIN-
I can't let Eri see this!
Better not the poor girl has gone through enough 😭
She already saw it 💀😰
@@Kirishima69 WHY WOULD YOU LET THE POOR BEAN SEE THIS!!! IM TELLING AIZAWA-SENSEI
@@AngelaSmith-ht9sp 😭no I’m srry toga made her watch it 😖😖
@@Kirishima69 I'm still getting Aizawa-Sensei
* takes Eri away and carries her on her hip *
Keep Toga busy while I get dadzawa?
Please more of muzan 😋
Why do i have chills all over my 😺 rn
screaming with out the s 👍🏻
ほら
👁👄👁
EXPLODING BLOO-
What I'm giggling at:
What people see: a mad women laughing at her phone at 3am on drugs
Its time to go sit in the corner and think about my actions 🥲-
DADDYHHH 😩😩
what is this?? and why do i like this????
Why am I here again? I forgot.
Muichiro what are you doing here ?!
Ah~ darling you just so happened to stumble upon this. I know this seems wrong of me but, i feel like you enjoyed this?
....
BROTHER! I SUMMON YOUUUUU
Imagine he called us a slave 🤭
(I’m black btw)
HELP-💀💀(IM BLACK AF)
And I op
IM BLACK💀 LMAOO
Oh hell nah 💀
Azzy and kai needs to see this
Bro who is Azzy and Kai 💀 please tell me
Can we have a muzan x neko (/ neko demon) listener ? Just asking
That is a good idea
Omg yes
OMFG YES! YES I NEED THAT!
Hell yeah good idea
I-love that idea ac
Blood demon ar-
Muzan:knock knock😊🔪
Wait MUZAN GIVE ME FREE HEADLESS OMG PLS😭😭😭😭😭😭
MUZANNN!!
👀
@@Douma.Official im not here..
@@alastoriszestyy Yes you are
@@Douma.Official im never here i totally don't simp for muzan either
@@alastoriszestyy 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
📸
📸
📸📸📸
What are you doing here🤨📸
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 HEEHEE KIBUTSUJI
If anyone asks I wasn’t here
Him: "Oh, what's wrong?"
Me: "Scared?"
Bro i think he's torturing us not kissing or choking us 😳😳😳
Definitely not
It is bad that I clicked on this to fast😅😅
Nah
FIRE BREATHI-
Back again 😂 can you pls make more Tamaki
Douma and akaza walk in
Akaza hey muzan we heard some strange moises in your room so we just wanted to make sur- 🤢🤮
Douma 📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸📷📸
chocke me da-
I love you muzan kibutsuji❤
Muzan Kiss me ,Me: Get Gun Shot At Muzan
Well good morning to me
Heehee, hello Petra🤭🤭
When i was drinking juice i choked when muzan chcked me in the video
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
also kissing starts on 6:10
Youre welcome ☺