Speech: are stockings BEST on your head?

A comedy 30 second meaningful proposition speech, asking whether we can discuss stockings (English for pantihose) as the best underwear to wear on one's head. Vote at aristorators.c...
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Transcript: of speech:
I don't know what the committee was thinking when they framed this debate, but to not add stockings to the list of underwear looking stylish on our heads is insane. The criminal community may not be the most stylish, but they can be quite cool. Think about Ocean's 13 or Ocean's 12 or Ocean’s 11. Was there an Ocean’s 10? I I don't think so. But. And they didn't wear stockings on their heads, but they were criminals and they did look stylish and criminals wear stockings on their heads. So we have to discuss whether they're stylish or not and that oh grand and learned society constitutes the insights that I commend to the house.