I'm nearing 80 years old, and I've lived thru decades of genious humorists. Out of all those humorists, I think Steven Wright is the funniest comedian of them all. His manipulation of the English language is pure genious. Thanks Steve, you made my life easier.
Hedberg didn't live long enough to be judged like that. It's like needing a minimum of at-bats to be considered for a hitting title. Just because someone got two hits in four at-bats doesn't make him a lifetime .500 hitter. Nothing against Mitch; he kills every time.
In the late 90's I came across Steven's one hour comedy special from 1985 in Boston, the one that begins with him in a shack in the desert. Over time I copied down all the jokes. I got to practice them at the airport. One airline (at least) let me sit on the ticket counter, the one by the onboard line, and tell the jokes. Then they let me sit by the cockpit with the mike (again), and tell some more. Then one day in 2002 I'm relaxing on the couch after my Bikram yoga class, and I tell my teacher some Steven jokes. After every one i tell, he tells me one! This went on for as long as it went on. Which was a while. Fast forward to today. Either he's gotten better or I've gotten older. I think it's both. So glad to have found him. This is Pulitzer gold!!
@@pranishramteke7642 That would be at least two dozen, from that Boston special in 1985. I've been telling those jokes for years. you should look for that special.
Steve is the master.. everything he says is so freaking hilarious. I swear I do not know how he comes up with these... so funny. There is absolutely nobody like Steven. He's in a class of his own when it comes to comedy
That was so great. Have to listen closely, but every word is absolutely brilliant. I am amazed by his performance. He is so on top of his game. I like the new stuff even more than the old. Which is always great too. This is a very hard working man.
Yeah a lot of the times you expect newer stuff to not be nearly as good as someone's old stuff but not in this case . Steven is hilarious. From time to time I still use one of his jokes on other people 'cause usually most people probably havent heard his comedy .... I ask them if they could know when and where they were gonna die would they wanna know? lol I even came up with a backup plan in case they say yes then I tell them to meet me in the back of McDonald's at 3:00 AM by the dumpster and I'll tell you then lol
listened to the whole video and im not sure what sure was funnier...his comedy or the effect he had on that one member of the audience that was laughing to tears the entire duration. Steven Wright is comedic genius.
I was thinking the exact same thing! Her face and sides were probably painful the next day from laughing so hard! She'll always remember that night I guarantee!
People bitching about a unique live stand up performance because the audio isn't perfect or that there's no video is asinine to me. This is the third iteration of this show & all three are unique unto themselves in a small way. Be happy you get to listen to one of the legends of comedy.
Everyone's laughter is unique. The woman and her (presumably) daughter's laughter is a good part of the audio. You can tell which one is younger and they both have a different sense of humour. I'm a pervert...
I asked Janna Levin once how they were so sure it was expanding and no one mentions that maybe matter is shrinking. "We can't know but the net effect is the same so it doesn't really matter" but that's *why* it matters. "Take our word for it but really we actually know" lol. Glad someone who also likes Steven Wright also thought of this.
@@tom23rd If we are shrinking, maybe it's because our mass is gradually being lost by being converted to gravity waves. We don't think we're shrinking, because our world is shrinking with us and therefore appears to be the same size. Ultimately, it's all relative, as Einstein might say.
@@davidcrandall3643 except thats totally wrong as mass os directly proportional to gravity. If mass were being converted to energy, a process known as annihilation, we would certainly notice as the energy within the universe would be increasing by a substantial amount. The earth and sun's gravitational attraction would lessen over time and eventually the entire planet would be hurled into space. Fortunately, annihilation is a rare event. The expansion of the universe is not the enbiggening of the objects within it, it is the space between that matter increasing.
@@fulsame1 if the earth were truly round they wouldn't care and censor those who bring up all those old books that prove, in their way of course, that the earth is flat with a firmament above.
I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!! I usually watch and listen, but this time listening was quite enough. I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!! Genius Genius Genius!
The woman and her (presumably) daughter's laughter is a good part of the audio. You can tell which one is younger and they both have a different sense of humour. I'm a pervert. This standup also represents the best, most refined deliverance of all his jokes,
"There's a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot." I always laughed at that, but hearing it this time, I noticed the double meaning, lol. I never noticed it before, but yes, there's literally "a thin line" between fishing and just standing there.
My girlfriend and I had a golden retriever named Sandy. We would go to the beach, and the dog would swim & frolic. When we were ready to leave, she would yell, "Sandy Come!", and everybody would look at me.
In high school I said one of his jokes in a public speaking class and no one. It except for the teacher the teacher laughed hysterically and it was one of my favorite jokes of all time
Isn’t it funny how you hear different people laughing loudest at different times? It’s as if he touches a nerve with a person and they laugh hysterically at everything that comes out of his mouth until they are spent, then someone else gets hit with it.
The absolute KING of one-liners...whose castle is nestled deep inside completely surrounded by the dense Forest of Utter Absurdism, with Deadpan's Peak jutting out above and hovering over it it looking down upon, down its nose at and always watching over that entire expanse which is his hilarious kingdom! The King of one-liners, old-timers, dinin' club cardholders, soldiering on, way out there and far beyond, absconding to get respondent, and tolerant of despondent little fishes, in big ponds...silly maggots, Schlitz is for STIFF PRICKS... But Indian midgets they'll accompany you on a trip so fit for a magic carpet ridin' alongside the yellow brick road, deep into a bender that'll up-ender until you surrender, there, Partner...yup, a night to never remember, though occasionally from time to time it will certainly force IT upon you, painfully, as when you least expect it, that is when will pop up one hell of a reminder, kinder, gentler...despite, how you pined after her, it might finally be time to untie her, there, Stephen Wright, King of ye ole One-Liner!
am viewing this, should say listening to this, no video on TH-cam May 1st of 2022, and most of the audio sounds like I'm listening on a tinny, mono, am radio running on a 9 volt battery in the early 80's/late 70's. it's rare to get such bad audio on this phone with this app. also, half of the transcript is written like it's printed by a machine who can't deal with accents 😂 it actually printed "this chick Sharon" as "saima grilling shim shim" and misprinted the words to the song he sang at three, making his lyrics " the kid is trying to kill me", and calling out for it saying, "you're kidding, here kidding, here kidding." insane misprints that make this show even more hilarious than Stephen is already if that is even possible!
Wow he is hilarious , sore cheeks with laughing, kept getting distracted with the guy that laughs like he swallowed a helium balloon but still enjoyed video👍
The only time I ever "steal material" is when I try to sneak his jokes into conversation and no one ever laughs and it pisses me off so much. Then when I try to bring him up they have no idea who he is. It's so depressing. He's in my top 5.
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Luv his abstract way of thinking. But even if he's 'touring' presently, couldn't some updated videos of those tours be sent back for his grounded fans here to enjoy?
I picked up a Stephen Wright when he was hitchhiking he told me he was very depressed I said the trouble with suicide. Is people wait to the last minute? he said we’re going to get along just fine.
No matter how many times I've played back I can't understand only one line - at about the 8:30 mark he says, "that's a true story..." and then he says something that's unintelligible like "I doh to dit happened" To which he got laughter and applause- But it's definitely modeled on the recording. Can anybody discern what he was saying there?
3:29 Help!!! The auto translate is not getting meaningful subtitles. Implies that the last name of Miles Davis somehow becomes "games". I thought heard "Higgs", but no joy on a Google search and re-listening is not making things more clear. (Footnote: the kilometer thing rocks, but I'm one of those pedantic fools that has to get it all right. Pity me.)
I'm nearing 80 years old, and I've lived thru decades of genious humorists. Out of all those humorists, I think Steven Wright is the funniest comedian of them all. His manipulation of the English language is pure genious. Thanks Steve, you made my life easier.
Mitch hedberg, George Carlin, and Steven Wright
Hedberg didn't live long enough to be judged like that. It's like needing a minimum of at-bats to be considered for a hitting title. Just because someone got two hits in four at-bats doesn't make him a lifetime .500 hitter. Nothing against Mitch; he kills every time.
That's a great compliment. I would agree.
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It's amazing how Steven did this entire concert without moving once.
that was great
You’d think his muscles would be sore by the end 🥵
He must've been using a written script since he was stationary the whole time.
he's a superb ventriloquist
That's the most Wright thing I've ever heard lol
Not having the actual footage takes away from the physical aspect of Stevens comedy, it's hard to imagine the vast array of emotion put into this set.
* crickets *
@@selfademus not everyone gets satcasm......
If you know him good enough you can imagine it all in your head.
@@jlvjazz i certainly don't. Now on the other hand sarcasm i do get.
^that's joke is something that Steven Wright would comment
Steven Wright is a comedic genius with a very wide perspective of life.
Definitely a game changer and genre defining.
he does have two eyes, so that helps
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This could just be me, but I get the feeling he was born very early in life. That could have something to do with it.
30 seconds in I'm thinking this is longest I have ever heard Steven stay on a single topic.
Been a fan of his over 3 decades... most comedians lose their edge and relevance. Wright just gets better...sheer genius
fluffy Gabriel is another immortal stand up
I miss seeing Steven wright but this show was fantastic and I can imagine everything he says so well. You know he's good!
In the late 90's I came across Steven's one hour comedy special from 1985 in Boston, the one that begins with him in a shack in the desert. Over time I copied down all the jokes. I got to practice them at the airport. One airline (at least) let me sit on the ticket counter, the one by the onboard line, and tell the jokes. Then they let me sit by the cockpit with the mike (again), and tell some more.
Then one day in 2002 I'm relaxing on the couch after my Bikram yoga class, and I tell my teacher some Steven jokes. After every one i tell, he tells me one! This went on for as long as it went on. Which was a while.
Fast forward to today. Either he's gotten better or I've gotten older. I think it's both. So glad to have found him. This is Pulitzer gold!!
Send me your the joke you noted down please 😂
@@pranishramteke7642 why did some chickens cross the desert?
@@zombywoof1015 tO gEt To tHe OtHeR siDe
@@pranishramteke7642 That would be at least two dozen, from that Boston special in 1985. I've been telling those jokes for years. you should look for that special.
Three years late but it's "Mic" as in MICrophone. "Mike" is a proper noun.
Steve is the master.. everything he says is so freaking hilarious. I swear I do not know how he comes up with these... so funny. There is absolutely nobody like Steven. He's in a class of his own when it comes to comedy
That was so great. Have to listen closely, but every word is absolutely brilliant. I am amazed by his performance. He is so on top of his game. I like the new stuff even more than the old. Which is always great too. This is a very hard working man.
Yeah a lot of the times you expect newer stuff to not be nearly as good as someone's old stuff but not in this case . Steven is hilarious. From time to time I still use one of his jokes on other people 'cause usually most people probably havent heard his comedy .... I ask them if they could know when and where they were gonna die would they wanna know? lol I even came up with a backup plan in case they say yes then I tell them to meet me in the back of McDonald's at 3:00 AM by the dumpster and I'll tell you then lol
i hadn't heard this new stuff before. it's absolutely amazing.
My favorite comedian!...love his humor!
Beena fan since the 80's. he's brilliantly complexly simple - my favorite comedian.
You dont look that old...
@@jasonallison7681I 'm 60; born in 61. No, I do not look it, at all. I've heard that all my life, but how in the fu** did you see a picture of me??!
@@treetrout3987 🤔
Thank you,
very rare to get to listen to Mr. Wright...
His enthusiasm is infectious
listened to the whole video and im not sure what sure was funnier...his comedy or the effect he had on that one member of the audience that was laughing to tears the entire duration. Steven Wright is comedic genius.
I noticed her too. It actually was nice hearing someone geniunly laugh that hard. She definitely will remember this show.
Yes yes yes ! That woman was close to having a stroke from laughter! That’s called killing it !
She made my day just by the genuine happiness and her laugh makes me happy and smile.
I was thinking the exact same thing! Her face and sides were probably painful the next day from laughing so hard! She'll always remember that night I guarantee!
I think she was a paid laugher. Nothing against Steve; he always kills. There's just no way anybody can get his jokes so quickly every damn time.
People bitching about a unique live stand up performance because the audio isn't perfect or that there's no video is asinine to me. This is the third iteration of this show & all three are unique unto themselves in a small way. Be happy you get to listen to one of the legends of comedy.
One of the few legendary comics that are still with us. Great set as always
I was listening to this while I worked while occasionally glancing at the screen. 40 minutes in I realized it was a photo.
No it isn't. Steven is just very still.
One of a kind! None can top him when he’s on.
Steven Wright was a pioneer. Without him there wouldn't be Anthony Jeselnik, Jimmy Carr, Gary Delaney and many others.
"God's will. Imagine the reading of God's will. 'And the oceans go to Phil.'"
He is a real life Genius, like insanely intelligent.
my son and I say him last night. he killed the whole time . awesome experience
I love how much the lady with the unique laugh loves his comedy
She sounds a lot like Ralphie May
Hate it, annoying.
Everyone's laughter is unique. The woman and her (presumably) daughter's laughter is a good part of the audio. You can tell which one is younger and they both have a different sense of humour. I'm a pervert...
@@breink5306 - thanks for the laugh
@@corporalclegg914 🙏🏼
Brilliant stand up, as always...
Astronomers say the universe is constantly expanding. I think it's always been the same size, but everything in it is gradually shrinking.
I asked Janna Levin once how they were so sure it was expanding and no one mentions that maybe matter is shrinking. "We can't know but the net effect is the same so it doesn't really matter" but that's *why* it matters. "Take our word for it but really we actually know" lol. Glad someone who also likes Steven Wright also thought of this.
@@tom23rd If we are shrinking, maybe it's because our mass is gradually being lost by being converted to gravity waves. We don't think we're shrinking, because our world is shrinking with us and therefore appears to be the same size. Ultimately, it's all relative, as Einstein might say.
@@davidcrandall3643 except thats totally wrong as mass os directly proportional to gravity. If mass were being converted to energy, a process known as annihilation, we would certainly notice as the energy within the universe would be increasing by a substantial amount. The earth and sun's gravitational attraction would lessen over time and eventually the entire planet would be hurled into space. Fortunately, annihilation is a rare event. The expansion of the universe is not the enbiggening of the objects within it, it is the space between that matter increasing.
@@fulsame1 if the earth were truly round they wouldn't care and censor those who bring up all those old books that prove, in their way of course, that the earth is flat with a firmament above.
I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!! I usually watch and listen, but this time listening was quite enough. I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!! Genius Genius Genius!
I wish he'd go back to doing standup. I love his specials!
Crispy Crunch going to see him tonite in Columbus, Ohio.
The woman and her (presumably) daughter's laughter is a good part of the audio. You can tell which one is younger and they both have a different sense of humour. I'm a pervert. This standup also represents the best, most refined deliverance of all his jokes,
I have tried to listen to this 5 separate times but the madman laughing at every syllable is all I can hear.
And his deep grumbling mumbling slurring makes it almost impossible to understand what he is saying -
Absolutely brilliant
thank you
Thank you so much!!! Excellent and hilarious!
incredible set
I wuz heer
+Jack Reed I wanted to go but my calendar has no sevens.
+Antonio Pigafetta I called, but my phone has no five.
This has to be the best opening 5 minutes I've heard
Wow, he's some kind of comedic sorcerer...
Steven Wright . . . alone but never lonely. If it wasn't for hearing voices - he'd just end up talking to himself.
i feel asleep ...when i woke up i was watching this..... after 30 jokes i noticed its audio only
Im listening while I drive, wow I thought he was just holding still for 5 minutes
Starting at the picture for long enough I swear it moves.
Proof-read
Makes sense..The surreal effect of it plays into it for me since it doesn't look like he can hold that pose for long
Yes the eyes actually undergo periodic shifts on their own
"There's a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot."
I always laughed at that, but hearing it this time, I noticed the double meaning, lol.
I never noticed it before, but yes, there's literally "a thin line" between fishing and just standing there.
I always bring a stringless fishingpole everywhere I go.
I can stand anywhere for hours.
Ha, I just got the double meaning as well. Thanks.
" Fishing is just one jerk waiting for another"
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@@jameshopper6682 great sleep text, nice variation!
Wow, it works as he said thin and not fine.
They've got a Ringer laugher.. enhances the whole tape!
Much material that I have not heard in other presentations of his
My girlfriend and I had a golden retriever named Sandy.
We would go to the beach, and the dog would swim & frolic. When we were ready to leave, she would yell, "Sandy Come!", and everybody would look at me.
I totally mapped out the lady, laughing the loudest, sense of humor by the end of the set
"I like to reminisce with complete strangers...."
It just takes longer
@@calvinplays7067 hi??????😎😎😎😎😎😎
Then they can't question you on the more outrageous of your BS...
Best show
took me 10 minutes before i realized this was only audio
Wright's a comic classic
Non stop jokes with no filler for 80+minutes? How much work does it take to come up with that much material.
In high school I said one of his jokes in a public speaking class and no one. It except for the teacher the teacher laughed hysterically and it was one of my favorite jokes of all time
If I ever meet Steven I' ll ask him this, "Is it ironic that the only clothing snakes can wear are leg warmers " ?
I like it 👍
Why's that ironic?
@@AKSnowbat907 Because legs.
An oldy but a goody
Isn’t it funny how you hear different people laughing loudest at different times? It’s as if he touches a nerve with a person and they laugh hysterically at everything that comes out of his mouth until they are spent, then someone else gets hit with it.
I love those people that laugh uncontrollably.
my friend was an air line piolet for a tv show on a piece of paper
I'm busting up just listening the lady laughing.
"I can levitate birds but nobody cares"
X'D
phenomenal.
A second place trophy wife.... I lost it on that one
The absolute KING of one-liners...whose castle is nestled deep inside completely surrounded by the dense Forest of Utter Absurdism, with Deadpan's Peak jutting out above and hovering over it it looking down upon, down its nose at and always watching over that entire expanse which is his hilarious kingdom!
The King of one-liners, old-timers, dinin' club cardholders, soldiering on, way out there and far beyond, absconding to get respondent, and tolerant of despondent little fishes, in big ponds...silly maggots, Schlitz is for STIFF PRICKS... But Indian midgets they'll accompany you on a trip so fit for a magic carpet ridin' alongside the yellow brick road, deep into a bender that'll up-ender until you surrender, there, Partner...yup, a night to never remember, though occasionally from time to time it will certainly force IT upon you, painfully, as when you least expect it, that is when will pop up one hell of a reminder, kinder, gentler...despite, how you pined after her, it might finally be time to untie her, there, Stephen Wright, King of ye ole One-Liner!
am viewing this, should say listening to this, no video on TH-cam May 1st of 2022, and most of the audio sounds like I'm listening on a tinny, mono, am radio running on a 9 volt battery in the early 80's/late 70's. it's rare to get such bad audio on this phone with this app.
also, half of the transcript is written like it's printed by a machine who can't deal with accents 😂
it actually printed "this chick Sharon" as "saima grilling shim shim" and misprinted the words to the song he sang at three, making his lyrics " the kid is trying to kill me", and calling out for it saying, "you're kidding, here kidding, here kidding."
insane misprints that make this show even more hilarious than Stephen is already if that is even possible!
Wow he is hilarious , sore cheeks with laughing, kept getting distracted with the guy that laughs like he swallowed a helium balloon but still enjoyed video👍
The mall in my town is weird. They have spiral staircases with spiral escalators right next to them for lazy people.
just a constant fire of genius comedy in my my eyes......if you dont find him funny you have ZERO sense of comedy???
The only time I ever "steal material" is when I try to sneak his jokes into conversation and no one ever laughs and it pisses me off so much. Then when I try to bring him up they have no idea who he is. It's so depressing. He's in my top 5.
it's that their talent is so overwhelming, they only have time to complain about someone that is actually doing something
Action Jackson said he was a good day to be a good day to day basis of the day I will be a good day to be a good day for me to Be a good day to be a good time to get a good day to be a good day to day basis of the day I will be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a good time to get a good day to be a good day to day basis of the day I will be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a good time to get a good day to be a good day to day basis frf and the day I will be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a
@Action I would have to agree with that.
Luv his abstract way of thinking. But even if he's 'touring' presently, couldn't some updated videos of those tours be sent back for his grounded fans here to enjoy?
Yes he lived in the same house during the entire show
That one laugher lady thinks just because he pauses she should lol. Must be on shrooms because she’s even laughing at the setup
I picked up a Stephen Wright when he was hitchhiking he told me he was very depressed I said the trouble with suicide. Is people wait to the last minute? he said we’re going to get along just fine.
Legend, if your watching from the US check out Paul Merton the series..
the reason I am so laid back is because in High School I smoked a lot of Ritalin
I always like the guy. if you haven't checked it out you should see his interviews with Craig Ferguson
Craig: Have you been to Paris?
Steven: Yeah but, not how you mean.
I recorded me pounding on the trunk of the car begging to be let out. I never had hitch hikers ever want rides when I played the tape.
The fuckin delay between the punchline and the laughter. That's my shit.
They say there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - which end?
Was Mark Hamill in the front row?
That woman really enjoyed herself!!
No matter how many times I've played back I can't understand only one line - at about the 8:30 mark he says, "that's a true story..." and then he says something that's unintelligible like "I doh to dit happened" To which he got laughter and applause- But it's definitely modeled on the recording. Can anybody discern what he was saying there?
voicetube thats a "true story... other than what happened"
@Voicetube "That's a true story other than what happened. That was god's will that it happened Imagine God's will?"
Which is clever considering he was at the venue at the same time
Man I wanted to see him do comedy in 2014
Fun fact: Tupac and Steven’s grandfather had the same last words.
I returned a package of everything bagels to the store. It didn't have veal parmesan in it.
Can't figure why they TAPED instead of video !
Easy to hide a recording than illegally cam somebody without permission.
Less distracting.
Ever occur to you that phones that recorded video did not always exist? Last 10 years have been pretty amazing, huh.
@@andyevans9369 did you notice that this happened in 2015? He mentioned the car being a 2014 and the description says 2015 lol.
when you go fishing do you put pressure on the peer the water or the fish
3:29 Help!!! The auto translate is not getting meaningful subtitles. Implies that the last name of Miles Davis somehow becomes "games". I thought heard "Higgs", but no joy on a Google search and re-listening is not making things more clear. (Footnote: the kilometer thing rocks, but I'm one of those pedantic fools that has to get it all right. Pity me.)
Same here… his deep grumbling mumbling slurring sure makes it difficult to understand what he is actually saying -
143 people didn't do elevator practice
The Picasso of comedy.
_That_ is a brilliant comment.
The Salvador Dali of comedy
Do you think Miles Davis is known in Europe as Kilometer Davis? 😄
If someone could edit out the cackling hyena and repost id extremely appreciate it
Her cackling is ruining this otherwise masterpiece of a performance
It's sad how many clever jokes fly right over the younger generation. But a 5 sec clip of a young gal cooking chicken in nyquil is hilarious...
Dude, look up "shower thoughts", most of them could be Steven Wright's next album.
39:29 This next song I wrote when I was 3, I nearly died laughing.
i was in the audience for this. the guy in front kept farting
what are ya, a wise guy?
not as wise as you, officer
...but i didn't get the very last joke! Damn! :-)
"Everything" in moderation?
How exactly does that work?
The people that down voted this,
Ride the airplane with the windows rolled up
Is this the first time I've heard an F-bomb out of him?
5:50
I have to use this it's great
Zach Galifinakis used his Miles/Kilometers Davis joke? or did Steven steal it from him? Or just coincidence?
brandon vetrano it was stolen from Stephen
brandon vetrano there's a lotta coincidences with his jokes and one liners in general. I thought of the kilometers joke too. It's just wordplay.
Trying to listen to this while eating. Not a good idea.
My dog has a website .. It's just pictures of naked cats 🤣
what is the youngest you die of old age?