Mortal Kombat 11 - Rambo Meets Fighters for the First Time

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  • Visiting the Mortal Kombat Universe can be quite startling for guest characters and this is noticeable in Rambo's reaction toward fighters when he sees them for the first time.
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  • @buttersbeans6929
    @buttersbeans6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    "So you're a (blank)"
    "Yes I am a (blank)"
    "That's Crazy"

    • @acreator823
      @acreator823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      You forget the, "draws knife" part before thats crazy

    • @powdereyes2210
      @powdereyes2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. FunnyMan noodles with eyes

    • @xislomega242
      @xislomega242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So you are a Karen?
      What?
      Fuck...

    • @dustyeg
      @dustyeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *draws knife* all fuckin righty then

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is about a well summing up of Tom Holland reactions to anything

  • @bigboijacob7602
    @bigboijacob7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7364

    I love how it’s just
    1:Question
    2:Answer
    3: K N I F E

  • @cyber3408
    @cyber3408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    Rambo in Mortal Kombat's universe is the definition of:
    "I do not know who I am."
    "I don't know why I am here."
    "All I know is I must kill."

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Story of my life...

    • @5spec
      @5spec ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs hold on

    • @costinbratu7636
      @costinbratu7636 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Ricardo-cl3vs ayo

    • @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383
      @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "So the futures ruled by robots"
      "There are no humans left"
      "Fuck"

    • @gamingchickenstudios
      @gamingchickenstudios ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Ricardo-cl3vs Wait a minute...

  • @pineapplesmoovey7898
    @pineapplesmoovey7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Idk why but him admitting his fear of Shao Khan without shame is the most badass to me

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Admitting you're afraid and then whipping out a bigass knife and fighting what you're afraid of anyway is an immensely difficult thing to do. It's definitely very badass.

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      idk where i heard it but "courage is being so scared yor knees are weak and all you want to do is find a hole to hide in, and standing tall to do whats right anyway"

    • @runescape9812
      @runescape9812 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Really? I thought it was a Judge Dredd reference?
      “Feeling dread”
      “Yeah but dont judge me”

    • @tennicksalvarez9079
      @tennicksalvarez9079 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @profilenotfound2525
      @profilenotfound2525 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes gonna fuck him up anyway

  • @TheRatL0rd
    @TheRatL0rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20916

    These weren’t lines written for the Rambo character this was Stallone’s reaction to the developers trying to explain the game to him

    • @arkantos2227
      @arkantos2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

      He must've cringed a lot that day on the way home.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

      @@arkantos2227 tbh Stallone's been in a LOT of freaky sci-fi action movies involved

    • @paolotan8043
      @paolotan8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Eye of the tiger plays in the background

    • @badlyrosenthal5149
      @badlyrosenthal5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      holy shit this is golden

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      I'd agree with that, especially when it comes to his reaction to the terrible Arnold impersonation.

  • @joaquintettamanti5314
    @joaquintettamanti5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7142

    I love how Rambo is in a constant state of "what the fuck is going on"

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      rambo's just like "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck, okay i think i can kick its ass. might ass well try that."

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rrrr

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He least belongs there. Even Terminator and Robocop are parts of their sci-fi universes while Rambo is just a human from our real world. So is Johnny Cage but that's why he dies in the movie. It's a sick joke by the authors that an actor takes part in the tournament against gods and demons who can summon lightning, ice and fire or teleport to another dimension. Plus humans like JC, Sonya, Liu Kang etc are also a part of the universe with gods and demons. And... Rambo is... a real human-human. Ok, TBH Mk never made sense, even when I was a kid I was like "wha?! Why would they fist-fight if they can control elements?! BS!"

    • @nevanoconnell3356
      @nevanoconnell3356 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuuck.

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RedGallardo if rambo got some elemental powers then rambo would be op lel

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Characters like him and the Terminator are refreshing in this game : they are so wholesome. No biblical threats, no grimacing, no flames or elemental show-off BS... just two guys trying to make sense out of a weird situation so they can achieve victory. It's a nice contrast.

    • @JBrandonMercer123
      @JBrandonMercer123 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yep. Nothing says wholesome like Rambo and the Terminator.

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are out of their elements

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@JBrandonMercer123 but they ARE wholesome. Think it over. They are inquisitive and honest. I wish all my enemies were like that and not, you know, devious little manipulators who dabble in office politics to compensate for their inadequacies.

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheNefastor NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

    • @thedog7494
      @thedog7494 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheNefastor reddit speak idc

  • @vanguardblue
    @vanguardblue ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This isn’t Rambo talking. This is just Sylvester Stallone trying to figure out Mortal Kombat 🤣🤣

  • @sp3ctr-3
    @sp3ctr-3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8983

    “In the future machines are in charge?”
    “All human life is terminated”
    “ *f u c k* ”

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Tbh I feel that's how most people would react

    • @silvercapricorn4810
      @silvercapricorn4810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Good answer

    • @W74_Pizza
      @W74_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I would simply say "thank god"
      Reason being the gacha community

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      but he is wrong. its not.

    • @Solar44458
      @Solar44458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@W74_Pizza reason being the gacha community, yet there are quite a lot of reasons against ur statement

  • @Exodia.57
    @Exodia.57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11854

    "All human life is terminated"
    calmly "𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴"

    • @yoshinawavt
      @yoshinawavt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The best line ever XD

    • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
      @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      2:54 says it here too, it's hilarious

    • @raly3728
      @raly3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read that word diffrently because of the font😂

    • @raly3728
      @raly3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Exodia.57 the same thing, but the way i read it is, idk..like, elegantly?

    • @Exodia.57
      @Exodia.57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raly3728 ı get it lol

  • @RaptorJesus
    @RaptorJesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Really appreciate the Baraka response. "I am a soldier! Bred for War!" That line change's Rambo's view of him from "A monster to be killed" to "a dog that needs to be put down". Might not like Baraka, but he empathizes with the position he was put in.

  • @BADBILLY
    @BADBILLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    0:40 had me laughing so hard.

  • @goober7038
    @goober7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11508

    “all human life is terminated”
    *pulls out knife*
    “Fuck..”

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      *P E R F E C T I O N*

    • @shayaldwarka7907
      @shayaldwarka7907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Imagine Rambo being in a terminator movie

    • @aliiaygun
      @aliiaygun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@shayaldwarka7907 I would like to see that movie

    • @marscomo
      @marscomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Gave me chills, not gonna lie. That facial expression, knife pulling, desperate "fuck". Perfect.

    • @gasmaskboi19371945
      @gasmaskboi19371945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      He sounds so defeated, all his confidence just vanished

  • @heathermasonfan
    @heathermasonfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    Johnny Cage: "Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me."
    Rambo: "Nothing about this place makes sense."

    • @prgalactic
      @prgalactic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Lmao I just realised what he meant.

    • @swaggyfish4125
      @swaggyfish4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What he mean

    • @heathermasonfan
      @heathermasonfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@swaggyfish4125 he's roasting Johnny Cage

    • @swaggyfish4125
      @swaggyfish4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm super slow. What's the roast

    • @heathermasonfan
      @heathermasonfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@swaggyfish4125 he means that it doesn't make sense for Johnny Cage to be considered attractive

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Every time Rambo’s like “wtf is going on here” I imagine that was just Stallone being genuinely confused by what the script he was reading.

  • @watcherdev
    @watcherdev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Giving Rambo the fish out of water trope was brilliant. It fits his character and is hilarious.

  • @KyuKel
    @KyuKel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4909

    All of his lines are literally just “Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this?” And I love it

    • @rewto5131
      @rewto5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      In a place like that, anyone would be 😂

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      A normal human being in a place like that would definitely have all the rights to be confused

    • @SuperJayaguru
      @SuperJayaguru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stop saying fuck

    • @virtue2686
      @virtue2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@SuperJayaguru Quick question, f*ck is said over and over in this video so why are you here if that’s the case?

    • @vlakytramvajecz8947
      @vlakytramvajecz8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Ethan in RE8

  • @dogwithawitchhat
    @dogwithawitchhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    "Nothing about this place makes sense"
    Most logical fucking one liner in the series

    • @dogwithawitchhat
      @dogwithawitchhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Otneimica of course, but he isn't, so it makes sense for at least him to say that

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The fact he says it to him and not the cyborg, Gods, etc is the best. Almost like he going "Finally, another actual person"

    • @Gabriel-he6ih
      @Gabriel-he6ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "What kinda place is this?"

    • @Kexaru
      @Kexaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually "Fuck" is what most would answer to... Well... Everything un the setting xD

    • @KennyVo120
      @KennyVo120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course he'd say that after seeing Johnny Cage 😂

  • @reasonablequit7535
    @reasonablequit7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Shoulda put you out of your misery"
    I honestly really like that line from rambo when he talks to robocop

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not wrong, Alex should have just die instead

    • @reasonablequit7535
      @reasonablequit7535 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hybridAbsol my guy was resurrected unceremoniously by a rich company without his consent

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@reasonablequit7535 exactly, once Robocop got hold of Kronika's powers, he uses it against OCP but he didnt do this alone, he gets help from the Briggs, the Cage family, Stryker, Kabal, Scorpion, SubZero, Frost, Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Kitana, Jade, Rambo, Raiden, Nightwolf and Terminator 😎

  • @user-sb1si1cc1l
    @user-sb1si1cc1l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    He's being so respectful to his enemies and realistic about his abilities

  • @MrTickleBean
    @MrTickleBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4428

    McDonald's Employee: "Would you like to add an Apple Pie to your order?"
    Rambo: (pulls out knife) "Make it 2"

    • @bigtvideos6387
      @bigtvideos6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      McDonald's Employee :The total will be 12:95.
      Rambo (pulls out knife) fuck

    • @fredrickjohnson7711
      @fredrickjohnson7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bigtvideos6387 🤣

    • @kimofficial956
      @kimofficial956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      BIG T videos
      Rambo: 1:15

    • @tragicanomaly1707
      @tragicanomaly1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I feel like we got a right proper meme on our hands.

    • @jeremybrimmer1990
      @jeremybrimmer1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Geralt: Hmmmm
      Rambo: Fu@k

  • @hereicomeiamcinnamon951
    @hereicomeiamcinnamon951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15759

    I like how Rambo actually questions everything that makes zero sense to him.

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

      He reminds me of a dad who is trying real hard to relate to some dumb stuff his kid is into.

    • @Snufflelovesyou
      @Snufflelovesyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol

    • @myfunlifechannel9089
      @myfunlifechannel9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But the Rambo is not quite close to a stallion.
      Stallon much better than him.
      😂

    • @liger678tion4
      @liger678tion4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      “Man, I was just trying to get some Wendy’s, where tf am I”

    • @BootyBot
      @BootyBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CeeJayThe13th lmfao dude

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I love everything about Rambo here. Definitely plays more into his character from the first movie then the sequels, and I love how he just straight up admits "yea, I'm scared of you." To Shai Khan before going off to fight him anyways.
    I wouldn't say he's the 'normal' one per-say, he's still got his beefs and is sticking around to fight, but he's 100% the grounded one here, and that just works so well.

  • @killercloud345
    @killercloud345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how he just flat out says nothing makes sense at Johnny Cage being a beloved hero

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    "So you're a vampire?"
    "I am a blood mage, not a vampire"
    "The difference being?"
    I like that he's not even trying to be funny or clever, he's genuinely asking

    • @ericmoorejr8033
      @ericmoorejr8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's the thing when people don't be trying to be funny they are actually funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok captain obvious

    • @toad8972
      @toad8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jameswent48 his name is chicken curry

    • @robertyearling2170
      @robertyearling2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nitara is a vampire by nature.
      Skarlett relies magic

    • @kayvoncrenshaw1799
      @kayvoncrenshaw1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HERE IS THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here's a quick test: Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, ”Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” if you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart and the Bible warns that one day God will punish you in a terrible place called H***. But God is not willing that any should perish. Sinners broke God's law and Jesus paid their fine. This means that God can legally dismiss their case: ”For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.” Then Jesus rose from the dead, defeating death. Today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life as a free gift. Then read the Bible daily and obey it. God will never fail you!

  • @justkev1044
    @justkev1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5758

    “So you’re a hero huh?”
    “Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me.”
    “ *nothing in this place makes sense.* “

    • @zhaiketoledo3658
      @zhaiketoledo3658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      A smooth roast

    • @gradyjelly136
      @gradyjelly136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jake Paul

    • @treywar25
      @treywar25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why'd you pick the least funny line to repeat

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@treywar25
      Because he's got a point, this tournament is comprised of demons, demigods, aliens, humans, and then there's Johnny Cage, an actor turned hero.
      That don't add up.

    • @jasonjason9270
      @jasonjason9270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be fair, some men also want to be with Johnny Cage

  • @GOATMAN-vr7bo
    @GOATMAN-vr7bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I like how willing everyone is to explain what they are and what they do to rambo 🤣😭

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like how at 0:33 Rambo doesn’t even try to think up a comeback, he just as admits to it.

  • @iPably_
    @iPably_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4954

    I love how Rambo doesn't understand anything

    • @hiralykowalski6825
      @hiralykowalski6825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      But can use common sense instead

    • @jamessanguinet7404
      @jamessanguinet7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Sylvester Stallone just sounds slow in general lmao

    • @imsi107
      @imsi107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jamessanguinet7404 not necessarily, that's just you

    • @yan3066
      @yan3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jamessanguinet7404 Always has been with Rambo. He speaks slowly but can kill you in a second.

    • @Qlipphoth
      @Qlipphoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You do? Don't blame him.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    *Everyone:* I will savour every moment of your torment
    *Rambo:* Where the hell am I and why am I here?

    • @ToasterBath
      @ToasterBath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      "I don't know where I am or how I came here... all I know is I must kill"

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's like an actual old veteran being showed the game by his grandson. "No Grandpa, she's a blood mage!"

    • @beingofhabits
      @beingofhabits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or simply put "fuck" as a response. Love both

    • @r1q2
      @r1q2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @B olton LMAO

    • @Infini-T
      @Infini-T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “What the fuck I am”

  • @Swepy2
    @Swepy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Rambo: Sees something cool
    *Pulls out knife*
    Rambo:"I can respect that"

  • @tehchar9000
    @tehchar9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i like how everyone who faces him respects him they answer his questions

  • @vdog1001
    @vdog1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21235

    Wife: “I’m pregnant”
    Rambo pulls out knife
    “Fuck”

    • @jemperdiller
      @jemperdiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

      Rambo pulls out (too late)

    • @startenderspacebar
      @startenderspacebar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Rambo

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Caesarean?

    • @Chris-xh4mu
      @Chris-xh4mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Probably gonna kill his wife

    • @OG-jc2vl
      @OG-jc2vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      hold up

  • @dontrelljanuary9899
    @dontrelljanuary9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16747

    Why does Rambo seem like he's a tourist who took a wrong turn in every scenario

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      Cuz he was literally supposed to be a tourist in Rambo 2 lol

    • @nothisispatrick5830
      @nothisispatrick5830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Because he asks alot

    • @ricardosavagestrike
      @ricardosavagestrike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      He's a like an average Joe in a Cosplay Convention 🤣

    • @corruptofficial8638
      @corruptofficial8638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He took a wrong turn at Ablaquerque

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ricardosavagestrike That would have been me haha

  • @Cactus464
    @Cactus464 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rambo: So you’re a vampire?
    Skarlet: I am a blood mage, not a vampire!
    Rambo: The difference being?
    Me: There is no difference

  • @out_of_the_BOX
    @out_of_the_BOX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how for most of the starting lines and even some of the responses, Rambo seems genuinely interested in his combatant

  • @Yaboytoonz
    @Yaboytoonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35750

    Rambo is literally the only character that in the game that is legit confused at certain things and it is hilarious

    • @williamspellman7043
      @williamspellman7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

      Lol no fr it’s like you telling your parents about these characters and Rambo is literally there reaction

    • @matheussiqueira5528
      @matheussiqueira5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

      He is the only normal guy

    • @Erubox0929
      @Erubox0929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +981

      He is pretty much the only normal guy from a normal universe

    • @biscuitdunker3948
      @biscuitdunker3948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      A normal guy he's fu*cking RAMBO you fools

    • @matheussiqueira5528
      @matheussiqueira5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      @@biscuitdunker3948 well he is the only human with no powers

  • @derherausforderer4057
    @derherausforderer4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    "Nothing about this place makes sense"
    MK11 in a nutshell.

    • @kimofficial956
      @kimofficial956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stryker: 0:40

    • @piemaster831
      @piemaster831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In response to Johnny cage saying women want to be with him lmao

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@piemaster831 he finally meet a real human for the 1st time and that's what he got lmao, ofc he'll be confused af

    • @jaytom4857
      @jaytom4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MK characters when they're skull and jaw is broken: i can do this all day

    • @BangiranaAllan
      @BangiranaAllan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁

  • @davidscheidler4811
    @davidscheidler4811 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the fact that they got most of the original actors to voice their character is freaking awesome

  • @assessmentincharge
    @assessmentincharge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rambo is the most normal and sane guy who keeps his calm and is cool headed in a chaotic place. TBH he seems the most brave and scariest of them all because of these attributes.

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    0:34
    Rambo: “So in the future, all machines are in charge?”
    T-800: “ALL HUMAN LIFE IS TËRMINATED.”
    Rambo: “............................................F*ck.”

    • @christianchan1144
      @christianchan1144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Something something the expendables something something

    • @wagegaming8109
      @wagegaming8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      as he draws his knife

    • @simbz194
      @simbz194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Amazing how we can see both Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a game. Imagine them knowing they'd be in a game all those years ago.

    • @Marcomoro26
      @Marcomoro26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I fucking wheezed when I heard this

    • @Johnsonwingus
      @Johnsonwingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Combined with the knife pull that last line is too fucking good XD

  • @heyoh2357
    @heyoh2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    "Have you never seen a Shokan"
    Rambo *pulls out knife*
    "Shokan these nuts"

  • @KrawmKruach
    @KrawmKruach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow, they gave him some damn good one liners that sense.
    Kudos to the game devs.

  • @Discokrieg
    @Discokrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Rambo's answers were legit human levels of "What the hell am I doing right now?"

  • @eldaribrahimov2847
    @eldaribrahimov2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6762

    “In the future, machines are in charge?”
    “All human life is terminated”
    “fuck”

  • @DiamondGuy34
    @DiamondGuy34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4324

    I feel like half of these are just Sylvester Stallone being confused in the recording booth.

    • @MirzaKhalid
      @MirzaKhalid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👍

    • @Bigdeezy74
      @Bigdeezy74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It makes it more entertaining .

    • @InvictusCharles
      @InvictusCharles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @Mosi100
      @Mosi100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It sounds so much like Mike from breaking bad

    • @kefkaconnoisseur
      @kefkaconnoisseur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love him he just sounds so confused

  • @afs3476
    @afs3476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “You’re not a prepared to face an elder god”
    “Doesn’t mean I won’t try”
    Damn my boy Rambo wants the SMOKE !

  • @Kabodanki
    @Kabodanki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how they are all willing to answer silly questions

  • @trashking945
    @trashking945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5505

    This should honestly just be titled "Sylvester Stallone being confused for almost 3 1/2 minutes"

    • @mylesfrost335
      @mylesfrost335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Unless he is apologising for being in dread

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Sylvester Stallone wants to go home for almost 3 1/2 minutes

    • @Cosmefulanito2812
      @Cosmefulanito2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Silvester Stallone being confused for 3 5/12 minutes

    • @Megalobytes
      @Megalobytes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment.

    • @errolneal9789
      @errolneal9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol spot on.

  • @dienstaghd5815
    @dienstaghd5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4302

    I like how he just politely asks something and then they proceed to answer him while confusing him

    • @anonomis9685
      @anonomis9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can't like this comment with a perfect 666 likes already there

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anonomis9685 well now you can

    • @facenoise465
      @facenoise465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      888 likes

    • @FoulMouthActual
      @FoulMouthActual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... Fuck

  • @oursavior9339
    @oursavior9339 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how this man is genuinely confused but still rolls with it

  • @Kiro_Valyne
    @Kiro_Valyne ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone else love how Rambo matches a demigods floating sword with his hunting knife?

  • @PineWar
    @PineWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    "Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me"
    "Nothing about this place makes sense"
    Omg, sick burn, put an ice on it

    • @WardofSquid
      @WardofSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dang, I didn't even catch that 😅

    • @Sanford047
      @Sanford047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Call Subzero

    • @mikep9312
      @mikep9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I personally would never recover

    • @patchipatchi1
      @patchipatchi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Johnny Cage: Men wanna be m...
      Rambo: And you wanna be with Men, I get it!

    • @remerix4239
      @remerix4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@patchipatchi1 Subzero does not need any more encouragement or reason to Ice Johnny

  • @Thekermetthebog
    @Thekermetthebog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6931

    It's like a boomer went to comic-con and just started asking sarcastic questions to all the cosplayers

    • @CavemanSynthesizer
      @CavemanSynthesizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I think you mean 'sincere questions'

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      So what are you, a mutant?

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      And pulling out his knife when the answer wasnt good enough. XD

    • @werewolf5
      @werewolf5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A boomer invented cosplaying... Forrest J. Ackerman

    • @mudstick
      @mudstick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      some of them are like that but others give off "dad getting into his kids interests" vibes, like hes humoring them, or something.

  • @szechuan1871
    @szechuan1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love his reaction to the terminator. Seems like exactly what he’d say. But nonetheless, head first into battle he goes.

  • @richardrackley2430
    @richardrackley2430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how the first line by Rambo typically sounds like he’s giving a conversation starter for a podcast

  • @VinIchiban
    @VinIchiban 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9156

    “Then why is this place such a mess?”
    Shaming a god, casually as fuck. What a line.

    • @animationman7772
      @animationman7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Really perfect onr

    • @megameme29
      @megameme29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Something I'd honestly say if I were to meet the creator of this world, and if he dare punish me, it only proves my point.

    • @buildabimbeaux
      @buildabimbeaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@megameme29 lame

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@megameme29 He’d respond: “It was this, or no free will.”

    • @megameme29
      @megameme29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@WideMouth my response: The snake begs too differ.
      Not to sound cukoo but think about it, adam and eve basically had no free will, they just existed and tended to the garden of eden without thought. When the snake gave the apple, he let the two escape slavery. Not to sound satanic, but.... That's some pretty hard evidence.

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5478

    “I really enjoy burgers and fries”
    Rambo: *pulls out giant knife* “You and me both...”

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ....

    • @mrghosting7217
      @mrghosting7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @timbermaniac5766
      @timbermaniac5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rat burgers

    • @brauljo
      @brauljo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "You kill cows for sport?"
      "Not for sport, for meat"
      "That's not any better"

  • @atrain3441
    @atrain3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You'll be sliced and diced in a second"
    "That assumes you can catch me"
    Lmfao this is the best one yet 🤣

  • @kingderp1186
    @kingderp1186 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Rambo's lines are 60% threats and 40% sheer confusion

  • @forsaille4655
    @forsaille4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12281

    I like how everybody answers his questions like some kind of tourist guides.

    • @RetroGameNova
      @RetroGameNova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Thinking the same thing or like he’s at a zoo or museum

    • @dc174
      @dc174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Forsaille46...😂

    • @dannyliu6196
      @dannyliu6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      “you’ll be sliced and diced in a split second,” says the tourist guide

    • @TheIceFlowe
      @TheIceFlowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@dannyliu6196 all tourist guides i've met have said that to me

    • @dannyliu6196
      @dannyliu6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@TheIceFlowe aw lucky...

  • @BostonBraxo
    @BostonBraxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    I like how Rambo doesn’t know why he is there, he’s just like “What is this place?” & “this place is crazy”

    • @homelessrobot
      @homelessrobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Rambo: Are you my grandson?
      John Cage: No.
      Rambo: Oh... i like apples.

    • @robertolopez8291
      @robertolopez8291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@homelessrobot I read that in Stallone’s voice😂

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Seconded. I could watch a whole movie that’s just Rambo wandering through Mortal Kombat reacting to thing.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Take the 1995 movie but replace Liu Kang with Rambo. Then let things play out roughly the same, but with Rambo being Rambo

    • @wotan8820
      @wotan8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/jU3w4a_W2Xc/w-d-xo.html 💪💪

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how he is straight with words and truthful.

  • @kronkmonk6085
    @kronkmonk6085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:53 I like to think this is the first time Rambo faced Shang Tsung after being somehow transported to that universe. Like maybe Shang is responsible for a lot of the guest characters. Just a head cannon thing.

  • @mapledmike
    @mapledmike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    “Nothing about this place makes sense” “What kind of place is this?” Rambo just wants to go home man

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      That's all hes ever wanted....

    • @asmorbidus
      @asmorbidus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@fangsabre i think thats all Sly wanted too. he couldnt be phoning it in any harder.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@asmorbidus I was talking about how Rambo was a vietnam vet who just wanted to go home and be left alone in First Blood

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nothing about this comment section makes sense

    • @buddythecow
      @buddythecow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When MK stands for “Meta Kommentary”

  • @trakjet8473
    @trakjet8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    "I'm the protector of Earthrealm"
    "Then why is this place in such a mess?"

  • @cavaliothorson7755
    @cavaliothorson7755 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the best because his reactions are so genuine. 😂

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It makes sense for John to act this way. He isn't a robot, he isn't a clown among superheroes, he isn't a godkiller. He's just a human, a tried and true soldier. He's curious about this sort of reality. "Nothing about this place makes sense..." I honestly agree. A lot of its characters became assholes for dumb reasons. Especially Sindel. What the hell happened? I do know a lot of John's reactions are along the lines of "hmm... interesting."

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10271

    He's just some guy's dad trying to understand and being confused by over 30 years of lore.

    • @21eienni
      @21eienni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      30 years of lore...yeah. If only the lore was respected.

    • @Sushi-Katana
      @Sushi-Katana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@21eienni I see nobody excited over weebed storylines in fighting games. 😆

    • @pricklypear1643
      @pricklypear1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah he generally just sounds confused

    • @21eienni
      @21eienni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Sushi-Katana Sure, you normally are interested in a fighting game for the gameplay, but a lot of people like the lore and story too. Let it be a character's story and journey or the whole game's story.

    • @Sushi-Katana
      @Sushi-Katana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@21eienni correct. And sadly, the weeby corny nature of fighting game lore makes it unpopular. Thankfully we have NRS to make good fighting game lore. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @nickwoodfin2690
    @nickwoodfin2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5416

    The fact this is actually Sylvester Stallone doing the voice makes this so much funnier.

    • @dynguskhan
      @dynguskhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Who else would do it

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ni

    • @bei.-.o
      @bei.-.o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@AxxLAfriku sucks to be you then I guess

    • @matthewdrexler188
      @matthewdrexler188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Lol it's just Stallone asking boomer questions about the roster and they recorded it for the game xD

    • @blueboy189
      @blueboy189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dynguskhan - the same impressionist who does Arnie's voice perhaps?

  • @istrate20009
    @istrate20009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a little kid, I used to watch Rambo cartoon series on video cassetes. Man, everything was perfect about this cartoon, even today I can remember small pieces of some episodes. As everyone says here in the comments, Rambo character is extraordinary, complex and so original !!

  • @ThisIsNoir
    @ThisIsNoir ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he told robocop that he should've been put out of his misery.
    Now that I think about it... Robocop suffered a lot...

  • @ljalleyne3173
    @ljalleyne3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    “Then why is this place such a mess?”
    Asking the hard hitting questions lmaooo

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah...like Captain Kirk's infamous: "What does *God* need with a starship?"

    • @bataton7733
      @bataton7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, no one else is gonna ask them

    • @kimofficial956
      @kimofficial956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rambo: 1:31

  • @azikenamorous8920
    @azikenamorous8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4829

    Legit Rambo just out here like “The fuck is this place?” he feels like just some random dude that walked in off the streets

    • @dmitrijsmironovs7513
      @dmitrijsmironovs7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      well, he actually is, but not from street, from the jungle lol

    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @Leanmeantigerqueen2000
      @Leanmeantigerqueen2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think one of the best parts is that he barely reacts in regards to facial expression and voice tone. Like, yeah he’s surprised and confused, but he’s not outwardly questioning anything too much and is pretty much just shrugging his shoulders like, “Welp, guess I’m fighting these machines, Gods and monsters!”
      Prime example:
      “Who the hell are you?”
      “The fire that burns the sun!”
      “If you say so.”🤷‍♂️

    • @ryanknox8841
      @ryanknox8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like how the movie was when he came home from Vietnam

    • @EthenBibslo
      @EthenBibslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Leanmeantigerqueen2000 I think it's because Sylvester is just a bad voice actor 😐

  • @Movin2DBiit
    @Movin2DBiit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rambo: then let me show you what I can do to him (referring to Shao Kahn)
    Also Rambo: My God you're Big (when talking to Shao Kahn)

  • @bigguy3431
    @bigguy3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This feels like every character is trying to explain the lore to him.

  • @Adino1
    @Adino1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    Me: This voice actor is amazing. He sounds just like Stallone.
    IMDB: It is Stallone.
    ....
    Me: Fuck.

    • @TekkenOnlineFights
      @TekkenOnlineFights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I thought this is the legit Stallone?!

    • @levissk8boy
      @levissk8boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TekkenOnlineFights bruh

    • @archvaldor
      @archvaldor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its lines taken from the movies.

    • @pokiplus9672
      @pokiplus9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@archvaldor in which movie did he say “so who is this shao kan”

    • @kev1119
      @kev1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pokiplus9672 in Stop or my mom will shoot

  • @fallenatrax8741
    @fallenatrax8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    "Who the hell are you?"
    "The fire who burns the Sun!"
    "If you say so."
    Rambo isn't even questioning it lmao

    • @Tranceplant82
      @Tranceplant82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Nah. It's just like: OK weirdo, whatever... let's fight.

    • @gerarddouchesr.7969
      @gerarddouchesr.7969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerarddouchesr.7969 what? that has nothing to do with this.

    • @cal593
      @cal593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerarddouchesr.7969 I read it. Every page is full of misunderstandings of scientific principles the writer claims supports his conclusions.

    • @Binchilling575
      @Binchilling575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think He was sarcastic. The "fire that burns the Sun" makes no sense to him

  • @ersturdevant2831
    @ersturdevant2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These reactions are priceless! Did Stallone do the voice himself?

  • @sherwinashford
    @sherwinashford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love Rambo's cutscene lines the most. He seems so genuinely confused

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    This is a perfect representation of Stallone attending a video game convention

  • @leoestellar5232
    @leoestellar5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12799

    Rambo is the literal embodiment of a new person who literally wants to know the lore of Mortal Kombat.

    • @spiderflame04
      @spiderflame04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      1:00 is basically what every gamer has said at some point, running into a fight way under leveled like “welp I’m here, might as well give it a shot”

    • @iwelvi
      @iwelvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True

    • @samjensen4432
      @samjensen4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You worded that perfectly my good sir

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A straight to the point guy... I can respect that

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The more I listen to this video, the more I think of this comment and laugh about it.

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole pulls out knife followed by a quip thing...
    (Puts on sunglasses 😎)
    Gives me Horatio Caine vibes!
    YEEEEEEOOOOOOOW

  • @The_Zilli
    @The_Zilli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    amusing, gotta love them adding classics like this into the game. gives it a nice flair.

  • @nunyabusiness3786
    @nunyabusiness3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3584

    "Then why is this place such a mess?"
    Damn bro gottem

  • @mighty_robo
    @mighty_robo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    Other fighters meeting each other: "I’ll kill you” “You’ll have to kill me first”
    Rambo: So what were you again?

    • @cameronfink7325
      @cameronfink7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He's literally an old man and I'm here for it

    • @kayvoncrenshaw1799
      @kayvoncrenshaw1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HERE IS THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here's a quick test: Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, ”Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” if you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart and the Bible warns that one day God will punish you in a terrible place called H***. But God is not willing that any should perish. Sinners broke God's law and Jesus paid their fine. This means that God can legally dismiss their case: ”For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.” Then Jesus rose from the dead, defeating death. Today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life as a free gift. Then read the Bible daily and obey it. God will never fail you!

    • @mighty_robo
      @mighty_robo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kayvoncrenshaw1799 Hail satan

    • @timoman6
      @timoman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kayvoncrenshaw1799 Bruh god failed me when covid hit

    • @kayvoncrenshaw1799
      @kayvoncrenshaw1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mighty_robo No. Satan will be thrown into the Lake of Fire along with all of his followers. Repent and follow Jesus Christ who loved you to die for you and who is King over all!

  • @jorgenamnum6481
    @jorgenamnum6481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love how he comes to all battles well informed on what they are but then gets so confused by their responses
    "nothing about this place makes sense"

  • @danasaeed9018
    @danasaeed9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Is Legendary!

  • @huntersunday9028
    @huntersunday9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36412

    Rambo is the only character that behaves like a normal person and it’s perfect.

    • @brandonmidkiff8200
      @brandonmidkiff8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

      Normal for his position.

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

      Doomslayer appears and sees this shit "um....."
      Sees man destroying a demon like creature "guess I'm home"

    • @barackobama4100
      @barackobama4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      He threatens people who look like they will erase his bloodline from existence, nothing about him is normal.

    • @khatdragon7694
      @khatdragon7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      @@barackobama4100 nah thats a sign of big ass balls.

    • @Weezsawman9
      @Weezsawman9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      He sounds like hes seen everything and hes so casual about this shit

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35195

    "So you're a vampire?"
    "I an a blood mage, not a vampire!"
    "The difference being?"
    He's got a point.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Nitara has wings, Skarlet doesn't.

    • @KazLordOfLightWarriors
      @KazLordOfLightWarriors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      The difference being one's a job and the other's Mental Sickness!

    • @SplfFfFy
      @SplfFfFy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Am*

    • @stinkywizzleteats2126
      @stinkywizzleteats2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Porn is porn just look at rule 34

    • @yepbraham7788
      @yepbraham7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I'm a HEMOMANCER

  • @user-wn5iy5us7x
    @user-wn5iy5us7x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like that Rambo is the only one who doesn't shy away from "What in the hell is going on" reactions. That is so human. :-)

  • @yami7017
    @yami7017 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a kid growing watching Rambo movie series this video put smile on my freaking face

  • @viktorsilva4017
    @viktorsilva4017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3655

    Rambo: "i'll have a steak"
    Waiter: "sorry, we are all out of steak"
    Rambo: *unsheaths knife* "then get me lasagna"

    • @randomanimebattles
      @randomanimebattles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Had me rollin

    • @bomlemuel1234
      @bomlemuel1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment gonna blow cuz I was laughing for like 5 min straight😭😭

    • @Weegeepie-jv8we
      @Weegeepie-jv8we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @ferdyrufy1236
      @ferdyrufy1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice One my man

    • @brandonbello4756
      @brandonbello4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can hear his voice when I read this

  • @TayMcQuaya
    @TayMcQuaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9640

    Rambo in a nutshell " where am i ? "
    *any mortal combat fighter replying*
    Rambo: Fu**

    • @joshjohnson9179
      @joshjohnson9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It’s kombat lol just messing around

    • @kilochampion787
      @kilochampion787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s so true

    • @digitalcamaro9708
      @digitalcamaro9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That would honestly be a reasonable response.

    • @sheggy3658
      @sheggy3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😭😂😭😂😂

    • @diggraver2929
      @diggraver2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "This is a Wendy's sir..."

  • @RobertKangchristianunix
    @RobertKangchristianunix ปีที่แล้ว

    10 / 10 all those characters are delightful and welcoming Rambo with open arms in their own unique ways~~

  • @bonedigerz
    @bonedigerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    He doesn't even seem like he's trying to start a fight with any of them

    • @cowabunga5098
      @cowabunga5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      It just seems like a mere inconvenience to him

    • @BigMateo24
      @BigMateo24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He didn't start this, they did.

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah, it's like he is just genuinely asking questions.

    • @DesecratedTTV
      @DesecratedTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well.... THEY drew first blood

    • @KroVey
      @KroVey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Like the others said, that's what the original Rambo character supposed to be like. A veteran coming home, looking for peace, finding only hostility. Nevermind the rest of the movies that turned the character of Rambo into a Hollywood caricature.

  • @janmikonunal4599
    @janmikonunal4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    Terminator: All human life is terminated.
    Rambo: F***
    I can feel the way he felt.😂

    • @rickypichler345
      @rickypichler345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How?

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@rickypichler345 Just by the way he says it, of course.

    • @tylerb3023
      @tylerb3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stallone said it perfectly

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's one of the worst Arnold impressions I've heard in an official anything

    • @n1k32h
      @n1k32h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This isn’t real the earth is flat so this can’t be real. The dome and ether wouldn’t allow it

  • @alanm5090
    @alanm5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣I love Rambo one liners. Lol classic. It's cool seeing him in this game. 👍

  • @hassanpai9530
    @hassanpai9530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7657

    Rambo legitimately sounds like how my dad sounds like whenever I've ever showed him a fictional character.

    • @n3gi_
      @n3gi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Lol, kinda opposite for me. My dad grew up in era of comics and is a huge fan of DC, meanwhile I barely know anything about DC or marvel.

    • @grandfatherwisdom9156
      @grandfatherwisdom9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      "nothing about this place makes sense"

    • @Zertemis
      @Zertemis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He's pure dad jokes.

    • @protoluigi2047
      @protoluigi2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@n3gi_ But when it comes to stuff like anime, it's the other way around.

    • @dialm4masala718
      @dialm4masala718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ill put rambos knife up Hassan & dads ass

  • @nxghtcord
    @nxghtcord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4059

    “So your a god?”
    “A demi-god, protector of the EarthRealm.”
    “Then, why is this place such a mess?”
    He makes a good point though.