*uranium, radiation is a wide term, there are multiple types, the ingredient is uranium 238, the heaviest, and most radioactive type of uranium, yes I have too much free time
Yes, BONK is radioactive. And, any normal human being would die because of drinking Bonk. But not Scout. No, he is a TF2 Mercenary, and the TF2 Mercenaries are NOT Normal People.
@@megawl2086 Exactly. If Heavy existed irl, he would be the strongest person to ever live as well. Guy literally RUNS with 150 kg and lifts up a brown bear.
@@crawlinggoose well thank you, I'm aware of that tactic now, but normally level 3s are placed around corners and in tricky spots that are hard to reach without being spotted and mowed down, while also not being able get close due to the knock-back. Then again I'm also pretty new to the game so maybe it's just a skill issue
In one of the comic panels it shows heavy escaping with he's family from the gulag and he already has the same body type and theres no way someone can get fat while being enslaved in a gulag
Being a die hard fan of gravity falls this makes me very happy anyone who agrees with me I hope has a good day/night……people who don’t well I hope they have a good day to just don’t talk to me 4:41
7:18 I was the guy who was getting dominated by everyone here. I am incredibly hyped to be in a Seriamon video and being known as the guy with an extreme skill issue on this channel.
I had another speculation that Heavy doesn't have a line when Soldier dies in MvM. I don't know if they want to make fun of Soldier's Death. I mean the Voice Actor. It's like with Monster's Inc and some Movies in the 2000's were changed. Like, The Green forcefield in the movie used to be an explosion but it got changed because the September 11 attacks with explosions. And Spider-Man had to cut out scenes of the Twin Towers because it was released in 2002 and the movie was being made before 9/11..
3 things, that poor heavy gaslit into wasting his food before getting murdered, imagine complaining about sentries because you only want to play scout without being punished, and also I will say Heavy is a lot healthier than the other classes because he is not too insane, and he is pretty fit for a man as big as he is when everyone is either butt frick insane or physically messed up even if he is fat
McGucket as the medical seems accurate both are smart but also insane. Stanley as the heavy makes so much sense seriously he fought zombies with brass knuckles and fits the muscular type role to a tee. Stanford as engineer both have 4+ PhDs. As for robbie well he does have 1 eye covered by hair but not much else so I can see ur reasoning.
2:33 Me: *Laughs in Grenade and Stickybomb Launchers* Let me correct him. Every match ever played revolves around the presence of Teleporters and a good team. Sentries are just there in case you want your own Heavy Weapons Guy.
BONK atomic punch (™) contains 4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine (400 mg), meaning its total caffeine content is 16,000 mg per can. As well as ingredients that may include some of the following: Water, radiation and of course sugar.
8:12 OOOH! Drink Bonk, Jump, and _Let_ it Shoot You! A seriously good counter to a good sentry is using it to flank! You can destroy teles and camp spawn, you can pester Snipers and Meds, and you are more likely to find a good angle on the Sentry & Engi when you're behind where its pointing. Its seriously the most fun you can have playing Scout and nothing beets the high of being flung at Mach 1 across the map by a sentry
1:30 ay I know of that dude. It's oddly specific but he did a collab album with this Australian band called Lime Cordiale. The song what's not to like is one of my favorites.
4:13 wait, but Scout is canonically friends with so wouldn't he be religious to whatever religion happens to be right in the tf2 universe? (Which seemed to be christian)
9:11 Bizzarrini is pretty much just a car made by Ferrari's top engineer who was pissed by him. It's not really well known to the public because unlike Lamborghini (who was also pissed off by Ferrari, that's why he started the supercar company) they focus on race cars not road cars and they're pretty good at it, it's actually what spy drives in the comics tho. While I'm on tthe topic of cars, I don't think Medic would drive a 911, that's just too flashy for a man of science like medic, I'd wanna say WW2 era Tatras but pre-war Benz are much more likely.
4:46 I personally think that McGucket should be engineer and ford as medic, ford couldn’t have made his portal if jt wasn’t for mcgucket, mcgucket made the memory gun as well.
4:40 soos: he-hey doods, might i try lighting the fireplace? Stanley pines: sure do whatever soos. Wendy: you're the boss. "Pulls out a flamethrower modified by mcgucket"
I was playing on training today to try getting better as soldier and one of the bots got a golden frying pan and it even showed up as a notification and im crying
I had a problem with the tf2 training bots on pl upward once, everything was normal till blu cappped 2nd point, then when all the blu bots were killed and respawned the pathfinding made them circle the wooden pole in the 2nd blu spawn after 2nd points capped, i dont have a video or screenshot of it.
4:13 WEEEELLLL... In the comics, when scout dies, he meets God, who sends him back to earth since it wasn't his time to die yet, so I don't think this one is so accurate
3:13 scout has a bucket of chicken, the heavy probably has to have a specific diet to make such a strong body. as seen in the comics and a soldier vs demo update comic, soldier has the body built like a truck and he does live on rations which probably have a bunch of vitamins and calories to keep a strong body working. So I’d move scout down to average because he at least has to have SOME workout routine considering he’s so fast. soldier and heavy would go up to either healthy or average
5:41 If you look at heavy, he doesn’t really look fat, just muscular, heavy might be, well, heavy, but he’s mostly muscular, making heavy the most healthy merc.
8:52 reminds me of the time I tricked an engineer that was guarding the intel in 2fort. So I capped once, I capped twice, and then those BLU guys came to their mind and sent an engineer to protect their intel. I went there, and died. Sucks. But then, I felt my brain working. I dressed as a heavy, went to their intel room, engineer shot me. I moved to the front, so it seemed like it did nothing. He looked at me, I looked at the level 3 sentry next to him. My brain begun working once again. I begun jumping, crouching, yelling out voice commands, and… he did it. He taunted. I used the moment, sapped the sentry, shot him 3 times, he dropped dead, and I took the intel. This surely was the greatest match of my life. Everybody was mad at that engineer for taunting 😎
7:18, If this ever happened to me, and all of the Enemy Team dominated me, I would most likely Quit TF2 for an entire Month (or more). In my personal opinion, the Fun you have in TF2 Ends when someone Dominates you.
Hot take; I’m not a huge fan of Lil Choo Choo. It’s a cool idea but the train seems too bulky for TF2. It’s not like I dislike it, it’s just that I don’t like it as much as some others.
5:41 The reason why scout is so irradiated is that one of the main ingredients in bonk is just pure radiation.
beat me to it
is it uranium, or is it something else
@@justaguy-m2o I think it’s isotopes. Could be uranium.
@@icyblueberrypie Yall im pretty sure its just pure radiation
*uranium, radiation is a wide term, there are multiple types, the ingredient is uranium 238, the heaviest, and most radioactive type of uranium, yes I have too much free time
Scout is full of radiation because BONK has isotopes
Yes, BONK is radioactive. And, any normal human being would die because of drinking Bonk. But not Scout. No, he is a TF2 Mercenary, and the TF2 Mercenaries are NOT Normal People.
Yea
And I think the Mad Milk comes from radioactive cows
Spy: "For most men, no time at all. We are not most men, we are mercenaries"
If scout was in fallout his rad level would be so much of his hp he would have the same health at the radroaches
Do you know what scratch that, he would become a ghoul before the bombs were dropped
5:47 He has radiation poisening because the BONK! Atomic Punch has Uranium in it.
And crit-a-cola
And by Extension soda popper
@@patrickmeissner4052 true
Soda Popper lethally shoots the Uranium into enemies.
scout is full of radiation because LITERALLY ALL OF HIS DRINKS HAVE RADIATION
Bonk and crit cola have a shit load of sugar and radiation
That explain why mad milk can heal
Bonk!
3:24
every class has an über heart, they're all unhealthy
Über? No Ü is smeele
Isn't Heavy like, living in the mountains when he's at home, no artificial foods, working out every day? He's got to be mostly muscle, right?
My conspiracy is that it’s because scout calls him a “ fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat ... ”
Heavy is a strongman regarding body type. Body fat yes, but there are muscles hiding behind it.
Yes and he carries around a 300 lbs minigun, calling Heavy morbidly obese is like calling Eddie Hall morbidly obese
@@megawl2086 Exactly.
If Heavy existed irl, he would be the strongest person to ever live as well. Guy literally RUNS with 150 kg and lifts up a brown bear.
@@Jansson350 also the HEAVIest, too
2:50 so called scout mains turning into black explosive men the second a level 3 sentry is built:
What else are we supposed to do!? (though I just pick soldier and sometimes equip the direct hit)
I just sit there and wait for the spy, soldier, or demo to get rid of it
@@huzaifahahmed4303 If you can jump on top of it quickly, it kinda just spazzes out
@@crawlinggoose well thank you, I'm aware of that tactic now, but normally level 3s are placed around corners and in tricky spots that are hard to reach without being spotted and mowed down, while also not being able get close due to the knock-back.
Then again I'm also pretty new to the game so maybe it's just a skill issue
Heavy is not obese, his large size is due to his PURE MUSCLE. Do not forget this man canonically wrestled a siberian grizzly bear and WON.
facts.
And escaped the Russian gulag
In one of the comic panels it shows heavy escaping with he's family from the gulag and he already has the same body type and theres no way someone can get fat while being enslaved in a gulag
4:22 bro really said that the guy how can't stop drink is in the one religion that forbids drinking
this is my jar of hope
*tips out jar of hope*
i am all out of hope
Jarate is full of hope.
Funny Piemations reference, I like it.
0:34 its because soldier got with his sister
The story is soldier found his sister and she wanted to some “fun”
That’s it’s
Being a die hard fan of gravity falls this makes me very happy anyone who agrees with me I hope has a good day/night……people who don’t well I hope they have a good day to just don’t talk to me 4:41
7:18 I was the guy who was getting dominated by everyone here. I am incredibly hyped to be in a Seriamon video and being known as the guy with an extreme skill issue on this channel.
No way its the guy with an extreme skill issue
6:08 the screams from every Spy main when Pyro
I'm honored to have my artwork used as a your thumbnail! Thank you again for asking permission for its use! 🐍💖
Thank you very much again ❤️
Also i love gravity falls so it was nice seing it as a crossover to my favorite game :D
I love gravity falls and the roster was a fitting selection haha, nice one!
I had another speculation that Heavy doesn't have a line when Soldier dies in MvM.
I don't know if they want to make fun of Soldier's Death. I mean the Voice Actor.
It's like with Monster's Inc and some Movies in the 2000's were changed. Like, The Green forcefield in the movie used to be an explosion but it got changed because the September 11 attacks with explosions. And Spider-Man had to cut out scenes of the Twin Towers because it was released in 2002 and the movie was being made before 9/11..
Soos as Pyro would be hilarious… I’m just imagining hearing a slightly muffled “Hey dudes” it’s so beautiful.
4:00 The only one of these that doesn't make sense to me is Demo being Muslim because Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol
3 things, that poor heavy gaslit into wasting his food before getting murdered, imagine complaining about sentries because you only want to play scout without being punished, and also I will say Heavy is a lot healthier than the other classes because he is not too insane, and he is pretty fit for a man as big as he is when everyone is either butt frick insane or physically messed up even if he is fat
hes built like a power lifter, they seem fat till you realize they can lift you over their heads with ease
1:56
Chris Pratt for Pyro
9:50 you covered most of the tattoo with the end of video title card
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN'
4:35 As someone who plays Demo.... I feel like that character pick is HIGHLY insulting.
McGucket as the medical seems accurate both are smart but also insane. Stanley as the heavy makes so much sense seriously he fought zombies with brass knuckles and fits the muscular type role to a tee. Stanford as engineer both have 4+ PhDs. As for robbie well he does have 1 eye covered by hair but not much else so I can see ur reasoning.
But giving Mable a rocket launcher... is there a word that describes immortal fear that would persist after death
4:06 ok so we all know why they chose that religion for demo right?
I know, what makes it funnier is drinking alcohol is a sin in Islam so
They should cast like seven people as pyro to keep the gender joke going
It’s in fact, get stuck in their spawn room and they’re running in circles for some reason 6:36
I had no idea the dead ringer could dupe a teammate weapon like that
2:33 Me: *Laughs in Grenade and Stickybomb Launchers*
Let me correct him. Every match ever played revolves around the presence of Teleporters and a good team. Sentries are just there in case you want your own Heavy Weapons Guy.
BONK atomic punch (™) contains 4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine (400 mg), meaning its total caffeine content is 16,000 mg per can. As well as ingredients that may include some of the following: Water, radiation and of course sugar.
5:45 the Bonk Atomic Punch in corner.
8:12 OOOH! Drink Bonk, Jump, and _Let_ it Shoot You! A seriously good counter to a good sentry is using it to flank! You can destroy teles and camp spawn, you can pester Snipers and Meds, and you are more likely to find a good angle on the Sentry & Engi when you're behind where its pointing.
Its seriously the most fun you can have playing Scout and nothing beets the high of being flung at Mach 1 across the map by a sentry
4:40 this is real good and I think that Gideon should be the administrator and bill should be Saxton.
Is no one gonna talk about the the gravity falls Thumbnail?
I will. Why is Robbie Demoman?
Soos Pyro has been burned into my eyes, just the thought of soos doing arson scares me.
@@ProbablyPossum probably because of his haircut covers one of his eyes, which is pretty funny
@@29SEBA I guess mate
@@29SEBA But by that same logic why isn't Lazy Susan Demoman
5:24 Didn't soldier, and one of heavy's sisters, got naked, cover themselves in honey and thought bear handed robots? Or was it bears?
Yes, that's from the comics
So is cannon and btw she is married with soldier and waiting for a kid
1:30 ay I know of that dude. It's oddly specific but he did a collab album with this Australian band called Lime Cordiale. The song what's not to like is one of my favorites.
4:13 wait, but Scout is canonically friends with so wouldn't he be religious to whatever religion happens to be right in the tf2 universe? (Which seemed to be christian)
9:11 Bizzarrini is pretty much just a car made by Ferrari's top engineer who was pissed by him. It's not really well known to the public because unlike Lamborghini (who was also pissed off by Ferrari, that's why he started the supercar company) they focus on race cars not road cars and they're pretty good at it, it's actually what spy drives in the comics tho. While I'm on tthe topic of cars, I don't think Medic would drive a 911, that's just too flashy for a man of science like medic, I'd wanna say WW2 era Tatras but pre-war Benz are much more likely.
5:41 there is a reason why bonk makes you invincible
0:23 THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!
YES! IM DEAD!
@@somecrazybloke why is the heavy dead?
4:40 Soldier and Demo should've been the cops
4:22 meet the internet:
Flashback to "How it feels to play Demoman" SSSSquad
4:46 I personally think that McGucket should be engineer and ford as medic, ford couldn’t have made his portal if jt wasn’t for mcgucket, mcgucket made the memory gun as well.
I would never trust mcgucket to heal me
Thanks for the shout out 4:37
4:40 soos: he-hey doods, might i try lighting the fireplace?
Stanley pines: sure do whatever soos.
Wendy: you're the boss.
"Pulls out a flamethrower modified by mcgucket"
"Everyone standing outside of the Mystery shack looking in terror and shock"
Soos: anyone up for some smores?
3:13 Reading the comments here, I can already tell that all the replies to that redit post is "Scout literally drinks radiation!"
5:01 that little shit cheated, there are only 4 aces in a deck!
5:46 the bonk he drinks is 30% radioactive
8:16 "How do you deal with sentr-"
People will ignore Bonk! at any given opportunity they can....
5:48 Scout’s got radiation in his drinks and so he’s immune to it.
It gives me scary thoughts
*THE THUMBNAIL IS EVERYTHING*
Moloch is the demon from the Sr. Pelo Spooky Month series by the way
I'm pretty sure Moloch is just a name commonly associated with demons and stuff, not necessarily a Spooky Month reference.
nope its a real name from satanic ritual religion.
@@BX56_YTtrue but most people only know it from spooky month
Moloch is a fire demon, it's not from Spooky Month, Sr Pelo just used him as a character
I had a dream someone said moloch was a pokemon and I was so embarrassed for not knowing it
4:38 favorite show and community
0:24 Cuz the soldier dying is kind of expected, especially by Heavy. He's big man, but rocket man tend to go splat
Glad that my dumb video made it 7:10
As someone who got a post in somehow, your video is infinitely better than my post.
3:24
healty: medic
Average: spy
Unhealty everyone else
I was playing on training today to try getting better as soldier and one of the bots got a golden frying pan and it even showed up as a notification and im crying
Scout has radiation poisoning because of BONK, how did you not get that lmao😭
4:14 it’s a joke about “Caber Demo” and “The rizz of terror”
Demo would likely be Presbyterian.
1:57 the tf2 fancast looks like every early 2000s spy movie
5:42 Saxton hale! In the healthy tier
3:40 I know that guy, he plays on the shounic trenches server and he sometimes likes to give out a shit load of Secret Saxtons
2:22 someone write that down and send it to soundsmith for new gimmic video now
I had a problem with the tf2 training bots on pl upward once, everything was normal till blu cappped 2nd point, then when all the blu bots were killed and respawned the pathfinding made them circle the wooden pole in the 2nd blu spawn after 2nd points capped, i dont have a video or screenshot of it.
your videos always make me giggle
4:23 BRO SCOUT HAS MET GOD.
4:13 WEEEELLLL... In the comics, when scout dies, he meets God, who sends him back to earth since it wasn't his time to die yet, so I don't think this one is so accurate
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. " 🤓🤓🤓"
4:37 why mable not have begger bazooka? its crafted outta junk, mable does arts and crafts.
Scout got that radiation cuz of the BONK drink that is only radiation, and probably crit cola too
3:13 scout has a bucket of chicken, the heavy probably has to have a specific diet to make such a strong body. as seen in the comics and a soldier vs demo update comic, soldier has the body built like a truck and he does live on rations which probably have a bunch of vitamins and calories to keep a strong body working. So I’d move scout down to average because he at least has to have SOME workout routine considering he’s so fast. soldier and heavy would go up to either healthy or average
Healthy ? Nah, they are absolute beast
5:41 If you look at heavy, he doesn’t really look fat, just muscular, heavy might be, well, heavy, but he’s mostly muscular, making heavy the most healthy merc.
8:52 reminds me of the time I tricked an engineer that was guarding the intel in 2fort. So I capped once, I capped twice, and then those BLU guys came to their mind and sent an engineer to protect their intel. I went there, and died. Sucks. But then, I felt my brain working. I dressed as a heavy, went to their intel room, engineer shot me. I moved to the front, so it seemed like it did nothing. He looked at me, I looked at the level 3 sentry next to him. My brain begun working once again. I begun jumping, crouching, yelling out voice commands, and… he did it. He taunted. I used the moment, sapped the sentry, shot him 3 times, he dropped dead, and I took the intel. This surely was the greatest match of my life. Everybody was mad at that engineer for taunting 😎
7:18, If this ever happened to me, and all of the Enemy Team dominated me, I would most likely Quit TF2 for an entire Month (or more).
In my personal opinion, the Fun you have in TF2 Ends when someone Dominates you.
no kidding, when spy was ready to throw baby scout out of the window my pc got blue screend😅
Love the title image
8:07 I mean sure it could be a cool idea but how would you show the other team that the spy is wearing that?
I genuinely used to think that the bacon grease was a skin for Jarate
Scout literally met God, who then showed him his 3 pool tables.
4:34 Marasmus would likely be part of the ancient Sumerian traditional church, or at least a Zoroastrian.
5:48 if you carefully at the bonks ingredients you can see it has water sugar and radiation so the reason he has radiation poisonings is from the bonk
SCOUT IRRELIGIOUS?! he fucking met god himself!!!
The Bonk: Atomic Punch has a large content of radiation
and Scout, chugs that shit.
I like how the top four comments are all about the atomic punch and scout thing
7:00 gameSPY?
Sniper uses a pain relief medication with a side-effect of an enlarged bladder to hide the pain of his organs shutting down
false, saxton hales company gave him a pill that increases his piss output, which is why he can reload jarate as quickly as he can!
Nah out of all my years playing never knew you could pick up a weapon from a dead ringer spy. Thats insane
4:28 Marasmus - Proud Yalortian (YALORTISM)
8:11 I mean I just kinda run around so that it can’t aim at me and chip away at its health
I will sell my soul for the inverted weapons video
i mean what type of drink that turns you invincible for a few seconds DOESNT have radiation in it?
6:00
Spy should have been in the "is french" teir
1:17 We know you’re watching, Hollywood.
Hot take; I’m not a huge fan of Lil Choo Choo. It’s a cool idea but the train seems too bulky for TF2. It’s not like I dislike it, it’s just that I don’t like it as much as some others.
BONK! atomic punch and Crit-a-cola have radiation if i remember correctly
5:38 common I thought everyone knew heavy is strong not fat
Yea he is like a mega power lifter literally duplexes a bear
4:21
"Moloch, Child Devourer"
Scout always full of bonk (Radiation+Lemon Juice) :]
9:30 I had that happen to me too as a melee heavy LOL
The moment I saw the tf2 Gravity Falls image it filled me with joy
Here if anyone wants it: 4:36
3:05 i sense the presence of gront