Sir, if you don’t mind me asking what is the relevance of the kiwi fruit in your comment. I’m listening to Norm but reading the comments and have been ruminating on it. When I ruminate I whittle.
“You wanna land this? pretty well lands itself…” as an Airline Pilot I can say this is SO TRUE! because of the way the air goes, its so easy i sometimes do it one-handed. one time, i was flying with this one rookie and i messed with him so hard by blindfolding myself (but i could still see) and landing with both hands behind my head, steering it in with my knee. he looked like his eyes were gonna bulge outta his head! lol!
Norm struggled with his fear of death for a long time according to him, but he spoke about it so damn much, I imagine he must have been ready for it at the end.
Hardly. Norm made it very clear he didnt want to die and be put into a Box then stuck into the ground. His backup plan was religion, lol. I hope it worked.
@@mitchr8481 Yeah, but can’t you just let me believe he was ready to go? I don’t want the image of him as a stalwart and courageous figure being tarnished by the possibility that he was whining until it was over……
@@Sniperboy5551 Technically, he clarified his core beliefs in an radio interview where he said, “I hope there’s a heaven.” He went on to say that this was why he had a belief in God. I’m not sure hope secures you a spot, but Norm deserves a spot regardless.
I always tell the flight attendant when they ask if i can man the emergency exit ill do it if my spine doesnt blow out the top of my head on impact. They rarely laugh.
Funniest man that ever lived imo. Bill Burr is my second favorite and even he doesnt make me laugh as much as Norm, no matter how many times Ive seen a bit its always still hilarious
rumor has it airplanes can avoid turbulence by going higher in the sky but it is more expensive, so commercial flights choose to fly through turbulence... i ride a bicycle and take the train... fax!!!
"Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff".
Damn, I miss you Norm.
That was my hardest laugh in recent memory. Haw
😂 The joke NEVER mattered. The rambling hike on the way to the punchline is what Norm dis so well.
That is so true. It was like he would drunkenly stumble into punchlines along the way too. Loved Norm.
"Shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag" Norm pulled laughs out me I didn't know I had and I loved him for it.
The look on his face before he lifts the mug to his mouth: They're falling for it.
‘I told ya, we’re saving up for the thing’ 😂
Norm was the best comedian alive. He was truly a genius.
there was no chance of ever knowing which direction a joke would take.
Absolutely the best the best the elite of the elite!!!!
Norm was the guy who all the other comedians thought was the funniest.
@@gregpek1624 a comedian's comedian, so true!
Now he's the best comedian dead
Who can forget Laurie Sungleberger?
Holy hell I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 😂
Ashes to ashes .. Stuff to stuff .. God Bless Norm MacDonald 🥝🐐..
Sir, if you don’t mind me asking what is the relevance of the kiwi fruit in your comment. I’m listening to Norm but reading the comments and have been ruminating on it. When I ruminate I whittle.
@@FranssensM Just some nutrition for the Goat .. Also a reference to my country of origin - NZ 🐏
Thanks, have to say wouldn’t have connected that but then I’m kind of old and dumb.
Norm was the Great One.
Indeed
Laurie Sunkleburger 😂
The GOAT of story telling. His Live stuff is epic.
Thank you for flying US Air... line.😂
The official airline of the university of science
Man I miss Norm. So glad I took my son to see him not too long before he died. He was the best.
are you relieved we know you saw norm macdonald
I didn’t even know your son was sick
@@nutsackmaniaare you salty you didn’t?
Grammar/sentence structure smart aleck, eh?@@MarktplaatsKoopje
I didn't even know he was sick...sorry 😂
“You wanna land this? pretty well lands itself…” as an Airline Pilot I can say this is SO TRUE! because of the way the air goes, its so easy i sometimes do it one-handed. one time, i was flying with this one rookie and i messed with him so hard by blindfolding myself (but i could still see) and landing with both hands behind my head, steering it in with my knee. he looked like his eyes were gonna bulge outta his head! lol!
Norm struggled with his fear of death for a long time according to him, but he spoke about it so damn much, I imagine he must have been ready for it at the end.
Hardly. Norm made it very clear he didnt want to die and be put into a Box then stuck into the ground. His backup plan was religion, lol. I hope it worked.
@@mitchr8481 Yeah, but can’t you just let me believe he was ready to go? I don’t want the image of him as a stalwart and courageous figure being tarnished by the possibility that he was whining until it was over……
@mitchr8481 He actually considered himself a Christian his entire life
@@Sniperboy5551 Technically, he clarified his core beliefs in an radio interview where he said, “I hope there’s a heaven.” He went on to say that this was why he had a belief in God. I’m not sure hope secures you a spot, but Norm deserves a spot regardless.
this makes no sense
"I wrote this bit 25 minutes ago!" 😂 🤣 (to Conan, who is corpsing because he got Sullenberger's name wrong). 😂
It was so cool how Leno made up that story to bring attention to himself in a self-deprecating sort of way.
Norm knows Sully so well, he said his name wrong.
'I don't remember Norm having three eyeballs'
He leaves us with a wonderful love story.
Lol. Norm is killing it!…. I haven’t heard a lot of these, some of his best work.
Norm's a hell of an actor.
He was a real genius. Guy graduated high school at like 14.
I always tell the flight attendant when they ask if i can man the emergency exit ill do it if my spine doesnt blow out the top of my head on impact. They rarely laugh.
I’m so proud that I’m against cannibalism too.
Don't get all holier than thou
It’s not my fault people are delicious. 🧌
I’d rather be a cannibal then a hypocrite.
@@evanmoore6170 You are definitely a hypocrite. 😝
I’m proud that i was born in a this country, also i’m proud that i’m wearing a red shit
The funniest guy ever!
The cannibalism bit was hilarious
Makes me happy knowing norm did his plane crash bit in person before he passed. I thought that material was only used in the Netflix nothing special
youre very proud!!
If you look around on here you can find some audio versions of a bunch of his final shows and a fair amount of the Netflix stuff was in there.
I think I'll open a yacht dealership and name it "Sully's Floatation Devices".
This is way more dark when you realize he died in a plane crash.
I didn’t even know he was sick
@@balls2jawls it was a terrible tragedy but it wasn't as bad as that one 9/11
He died of cancer.
Fking brilliant. ❤ Miss you Norm.
"Except for Mexico. I don't want to go to Mexico."
“I guess none of us really knew him after all”
That was so funny 😂😂😂
That's a nice shirt tie jacket combo he's got on at 5:50-ish
Looks stiff. Probably used too much starch
Miss Norm
Funniest man that ever lived imo. Bill Burr is my second favorite and even he doesnt make me laugh as much as Norm, no matter how many times Ive seen a bit its always still hilarious
My top two also.
burr is waaay overrated.
you left out the best part when Jay was interviewing him, that cat bit Norm did on the other half of that interviewer is hilarious.
I'm new to Norm, and I’ve realized he doesn’t really tell jokes-he just talks. And he’s the funniest person I’ve ever heard simply talking.
Be sure that everything was well crafted
@@djordjeveselinovic9030 I agree, just like Carlin.
"Like an Ambien."
If only I could see my child's remains
I don't remember Norm having so many jokes. I guess none of us really knew him
He had more jokes than eyeballs, that's for sure
@@Greyfoxdbz18 Eye stands for eye, and balls stands for balls. They split that one up pretty good
Líbí se mi, jak se bojíš pravdy :D
Kids just have to realize that cannibalism isn't cool
rumor has it airplanes can avoid turbulence by going higher in the sky but it is more expensive, so commercial flights choose to fly through turbulence... i ride a bicycle and take the train... fax!!!
Conan was talking about this on the podcast! It will air in a couple days. I am psychic.
Not sure Norm has the proper temperment to be an airline pilot captain.
“I ate a guy”
Your favorite comedian's favorite comedian was probably Norm MacDonald.
I remember Norm’s third eyeball!
Just how many McDonald's did Norm own ?
Mexico. I mean. Mexico. Ya know....
Precious Roy takes a strong stance against cannibalism
It's not enough to not commit canibalism...you have to be anti-canibalism.
I miss you Norm.
If only I could see his remains...
Comic genius....
LISTEN:
IT'S NOT COOL TO BE A CANNIBAL
The image slowly and uncomfortably panning down.
Hey look at all this stuff
😂
This video reminds me of that tragedy
I didn’t even get a scratch.
Zarpulite odmitas pustit pravdu ven :D
That is one boomer-ass video title.
Total waste of everyone's time....
Brilliant.
thanks from one old chunk of coal to another
Lori Sungleburger
I can’t stand listening to that guys chuckling
Leave it to jay to RUIN everything 🤮
Wtf is this Channel Name ?
Jay ruined Norms joke to talk about himself.
Jsi dítě komunismu :D
Conan is so fake!
Birds aren't real.