Norm MacDonald's Funny Thoughts on Planes Will Leave You in Stitches!

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  • @Bubba1960.
    @Bubba1960. ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff".
    Damn, I miss you Norm.

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was my hardest laugh in recent memory. Haw

  • @nealmac187
    @nealmac187 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    😂 The joke NEVER mattered. The rambling hike on the way to the punchline is what Norm dis so well.

    • @aaronreeder5753
      @aaronreeder5753 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is so true. It was like he would drunkenly stumble into punchlines along the way too. Loved Norm.

  • @danielmerchant5533
    @danielmerchant5533 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag" Norm pulled laughs out me I didn't know I had and I loved him for it.

  • @michaelmisczuk1188
    @michaelmisczuk1188 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The look on his face before he lifts the mug to his mouth: They're falling for it.

  • @wungabunga
    @wungabunga ปีที่แล้ว +39

    ‘I told ya, we’re saving up for the thing’ 😂

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Norm was the best comedian alive. He was truly a genius.

    • @sicfrynut
      @sicfrynut ปีที่แล้ว +5

      there was no chance of ever knowing which direction a joke would take.

    • @robertweir5313
      @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely the best the best the elite of the elite!!!!

    • @gregpek1624
      @gregpek1624 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Norm was the guy who all the other comedians thought was the funniest.

    • @tomwilkas6571
      @tomwilkas6571 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gregpek1624 a comedian's comedian, so true!

    • @Cas_anova
      @Cas_anova 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now he's the best comedian dead

  • @jeffreygrantsmith
    @jeffreygrantsmith ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Who can forget Laurie Sungleberger?

  • @northof7570
    @northof7570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Holy hell I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 😂

  • @anthonybelz7398
    @anthonybelz7398 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ashes to ashes .. Stuff to stuff .. God Bless Norm MacDonald 🥝🐐..

    • @FranssensM
      @FranssensM ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir, if you don’t mind me asking what is the relevance of the kiwi fruit in your comment. I’m listening to Norm but reading the comments and have been ruminating on it. When I ruminate I whittle.

    • @anthonybelz7398
      @anthonybelz7398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FranssensM Just some nutrition for the Goat .. Also a reference to my country of origin - NZ 🐏

    • @FranssensM
      @FranssensM ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks, have to say wouldn’t have connected that but then I’m kind of old and dumb.

  • @CommieGobbledygook
    @CommieGobbledygook ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Norm was the Great One.

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed

  • @Piggyn
    @Piggyn ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Laurie Sunkleburger 😂

  • @FrankWirth-ij4rq
    @FrankWirth-ij4rq ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The GOAT of story telling. His Live stuff is epic.

  • @dennissalazar5866
    @dennissalazar5866 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thank you for flying US Air... line.😂

    • @drpelliper5818
      @drpelliper5818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The official airline of the university of science

  • @zekelucente9702
    @zekelucente9702 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Man I miss Norm. So glad I took my son to see him not too long before he died. He was the best.

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania ปีที่แล้ว

      are you relieved we know you saw norm macdonald

    • @MarktplaatsKoopje
      @MarktplaatsKoopje ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn’t even know your son was sick

    • @sinajakelic
      @sinajakelic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nutsackmaniaare you salty you didn’t?

    • @kristiswa
      @kristiswa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Grammar/sentence structure smart aleck, eh?@@MarktplaatsKoopje

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't even know he was sick...sorry 😂

  • @laptopgaming7460
    @laptopgaming7460 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You wanna land this? pretty well lands itself…” as an Airline Pilot I can say this is SO TRUE! because of the way the air goes, its so easy i sometimes do it one-handed. one time, i was flying with this one rookie and i messed with him so hard by blindfolding myself (but i could still see) and landing with both hands behind my head, steering it in with my knee. he looked like his eyes were gonna bulge outta his head! lol!

  • @curtismcdonald6838
    @curtismcdonald6838 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Norm struggled with his fear of death for a long time according to him, but he spoke about it so damn much, I imagine he must have been ready for it at the end.

    • @mitchr8481
      @mitchr8481 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hardly. Norm made it very clear he didnt want to die and be put into a Box then stuck into the ground. His backup plan was religion, lol. I hope it worked.

    • @curtismcdonald6838
      @curtismcdonald6838 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mitchr8481 Yeah, but can’t you just let me believe he was ready to go? I don’t want the image of him as a stalwart and courageous figure being tarnished by the possibility that he was whining until it was over……

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @mitchr8481 He actually considered himself a Christian his entire life

    • @curtismcdonald6838
      @curtismcdonald6838 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sniperboy5551 Technically, he clarified his core beliefs in an radio interview where he said, “I hope there’s a heaven.” He went on to say that this was why he had a belief in God. I’m not sure hope secures you a spot, but Norm deserves a spot regardless.

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this makes no sense

  • @nealmac187
    @nealmac187 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I wrote this bit 25 minutes ago!" 😂 🤣 (to Conan, who is corpsing because he got Sullenberger's name wrong). 😂

  • @KingNast
    @KingNast ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It was so cool how Leno made up that story to bring attention to himself in a self-deprecating sort of way.

  • @pillettadoinswartsh4974
    @pillettadoinswartsh4974 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Norm knows Sully so well, he said his name wrong.

  • @krisjones74
    @krisjones74 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    'I don't remember Norm having three eyeballs'

  • @hanzzarkov7690
    @hanzzarkov7690 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He leaves us with a wonderful love story.

  • @patrickmcphee770
    @patrickmcphee770 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol. Norm is killing it!…. I haven’t heard a lot of these, some of his best work.

  • @iamnegan1515
    @iamnegan1515 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Norm's a hell of an actor.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was a real genius. Guy graduated high school at like 14.

  • @samkaeppel1160
    @samkaeppel1160 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always tell the flight attendant when they ask if i can man the emergency exit ill do it if my spine doesnt blow out the top of my head on impact. They rarely laugh.

  • @stevercarter5317
    @stevercarter5317 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I’m so proud that I’m against cannibalism too.

    • @jameseberhard7457
      @jameseberhard7457 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't get all holier than thou

    • @hardcoreherbivore4730
      @hardcoreherbivore4730 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s not my fault people are delicious. 🧌

    • @evanmoore6170
      @evanmoore6170 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’d rather be a cannibal then a hypocrite.

    • @hardcoreherbivore4730
      @hardcoreherbivore4730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evanmoore6170 You are definitely a hypocrite. 😝

    • @bryangood6033
      @bryangood6033 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m proud that i was born in a this country, also i’m proud that i’m wearing a red shit

  • @raymondhorton9668
    @raymondhorton9668 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The funniest guy ever!

  • @nomnom112
    @nomnom112 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cannibalism bit was hilarious

  • @waynepayne9875
    @waynepayne9875 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Makes me happy knowing norm did his plane crash bit in person before he passed. I thought that material was only used in the Netflix nothing special

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania ปีที่แล้ว

      youre very proud!!

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker ปีที่แล้ว

      If you look around on here you can find some audio versions of a bunch of his final shows and a fair amount of the Netflix stuff was in there.

  • @Nigelrathbone1
    @Nigelrathbone1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I'll open a yacht dealership and name it "Sully's Floatation Devices".

  • @jabsubabahavh4243
    @jabsubabahavh4243 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is way more dark when you realize he died in a plane crash.

    • @balls2jawls
      @balls2jawls ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn’t even know he was sick

    • @jabsubabahavh4243
      @jabsubabahavh4243 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@balls2jawls it was a terrible tragedy but it wasn't as bad as that one 9/11

    • @thomashornback4859
      @thomashornback4859 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He died of cancer.

  • @hockeyjon596
    @hockeyjon596 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fking brilliant. ❤ Miss you Norm.

  • @mikepagano1809
    @mikepagano1809 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Except for Mexico. I don't want to go to Mexico."

  • @dantegonzalezabreu
    @dantegonzalezabreu ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I guess none of us really knew him after all”

    • @biohazard8295
      @biohazard8295 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @gastondeveaux3783
    @gastondeveaux3783 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's a nice shirt tie jacket combo he's got on at 5:50-ish

    • @47mmot6
      @47mmot6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks stiff. Probably used too much starch

  • @josemontano7767
    @josemontano7767 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Miss Norm

  • @davidjones8043
    @davidjones8043 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funniest man that ever lived imo. Bill Burr is my second favorite and even he doesnt make me laugh as much as Norm, no matter how many times Ive seen a bit its always still hilarious

  • @dreddmann9292
    @dreddmann9292 ปีที่แล้ว

    you left out the best part when Jay was interviewing him, that cat bit Norm did on the other half of that interviewer is hilarious.

  • @OvercookedOctopusFeet
    @OvercookedOctopusFeet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm new to Norm, and I’ve realized he doesn’t really tell jokes-he just talks. And he’s the funniest person I’ve ever heard simply talking.

  • @heyyou150
    @heyyou150 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Like an Ambien."

    • @TheBswan
      @TheBswan ปีที่แล้ว

      If only I could see my child's remains

  • @WillMoody-crmstorm
    @WillMoody-crmstorm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't remember Norm having so many jokes. I guess none of us really knew him

    • @Greyfoxdbz18
      @Greyfoxdbz18 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He had more jokes than eyeballs, that's for sure

    • @WillMoody-crmstorm
      @WillMoody-crmstorm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Greyfoxdbz18 Eye stands for eye, and balls stands for balls. They split that one up pretty good

  • @invictusmaneo464
    @invictusmaneo464 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Líbí se mi, jak se bojíš pravdy :D

  • @nannimanfrin8420
    @nannimanfrin8420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kids just have to realize that cannibalism isn't cool

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rumor has it airplanes can avoid turbulence by going higher in the sky but it is more expensive, so commercial flights choose to fly through turbulence... i ride a bicycle and take the train... fax!!!

  • @djcj
    @djcj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Conan was talking about this on the podcast! It will air in a couple days. I am psychic.

  • @Nigelrathbone1
    @Nigelrathbone1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not sure Norm has the proper temperment to be an airline pilot captain.

  • @asadashraf2128
    @asadashraf2128 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I ate a guy”

  • @nHautamaki
    @nHautamaki 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your favorite comedian's favorite comedian was probably Norm MacDonald.

  • @JohnSmith-oe5kx
    @JohnSmith-oe5kx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember Norm’s third eyeball!

  • @williammeszaros3382
    @williammeszaros3382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just how many McDonald's did Norm own ?

  • @jwristen24
    @jwristen24 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mexico. I mean. Mexico. Ya know....

  • @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219
    @preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219 ปีที่แล้ว

    Precious Roy takes a strong stance against cannibalism

  • @xedasxedas
    @xedasxedas ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not enough to not commit canibalism...you have to be anti-canibalism.

  • @michaellazuka654
    @michaellazuka654 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I miss you Norm.

  • @jimvick8397
    @jimvick8397 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only I could see his remains...

  • @John-n6e6z
    @John-n6e6z ปีที่แล้ว

    Comic genius....

  • @justme-kt7zt
    @justme-kt7zt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LISTEN:
    IT'S NOT COOL TO BE A CANNIBAL

  • @432Restoration
    @432Restoration 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The image slowly and uncomfortably panning down.

  • @rxxxe6174
    @rxxxe6174 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey look at all this stuff

  • @MD-gz5yw
    @MD-gz5yw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂

  • @nickwest_acoustic
    @nickwest_acoustic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video reminds me of that tragedy

  • @subg8858
    @subg8858 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t even get a scratch.

  • @invictusmaneo464
    @invictusmaneo464 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zarpulite odmitas pustit pravdu ven :D

  • @TubsNSkins
    @TubsNSkins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That is one boomer-ass video title.

  • @GeorgeLee
    @GeorgeLee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Total waste of everyone's time....
    Brilliant.

  • @scottmichaelsen4696
    @scottmichaelsen4696 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks from one old chunk of coal to another

  • @JeffWiersma
    @JeffWiersma ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lori Sungleburger

  • @NFGunner
    @NFGunner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t stand listening to that guys chuckling

  • @nadagabri5783
    @nadagabri5783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Leave it to jay to RUIN everything 🤮

  • @jonawa1573
    @jonawa1573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wtf is this Channel Name ?

  • @thisisrob8750
    @thisisrob8750 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jay ruined Norms joke to talk about himself.

  • @invictusmaneo464
    @invictusmaneo464 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jsi dítě komunismu :D

  • @vova47
    @vova47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Conan is so fake!

    • @Triple_J.1
      @Triple_J.1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Birds aren't real.