Species That Don't Deserve to Exist

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  • don't hate on me for the sloth decision please. it had to be done
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  • @petersocha5551
    @petersocha5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    "They're just a lame middle man that happens to have caught the insect version of the clap and is making it our problem." Absolute gold.

  • @tangent8364
    @tangent8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    “And next on this list is human children” - Boffy 2021

    • @crystalbaker1870
      @crystalbaker1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If teens count then guess I’m just gonna leave now guys bye 👋

    • @Vid_Switcher
      @Vid_Switcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No it should only be toddlers to babies we should be given birth a child not baby

    • @Hat_shaped
      @Hat_shaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ^ The only good point in the whole video yeap

    • @amitasrivastava493
      @amitasrivastava493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Vid_Switcher nah, we should just fuckin lay eggs

    • @EPITHALON
      @EPITHALON 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lovely:]

  • @tyta.luctuosa
    @tyta.luctuosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    fun fact: the blobfish looks completely normal in its natural habitat but when they bring it up to thesurface, thats when it gets this weird because its body is used to extremely high water pressure because it lives very deep underwater

  • @heaven5165
    @heaven5165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “They are capable I devouring a baby human child😄”
    “Oh that’s nice”

  • @jamms22g32
    @jamms22g32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    The blobfish really isn’t that ugly. It’s normally held together by the high pressure of the deep ocean which makes it more normal shape

    • @quirkyturtle768
      @quirkyturtle768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Facts like did he not look at the normal vs out of water comparison

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The normal fish looks like he about to give me my next mission

    • @Thew3232
      @Thew3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah those pictures of the unpressurized blobfish make me sad. Like they look cool until they just die and get reeled up onto the surface.

    • @Tushii
      @Tushii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-camrs usually make wrong points like this on purpose, to increase comments correcting them, and the algorithm likes more comments

    • @jamms22g32
      @jamms22g32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tushii I doubt that’s why boffy said that though. He is the type of guy to just not know that stuff because it’s an unimportant fact. And even if he was you are contributing to it so

  • @frownyclowny6955
    @frownyclowny6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Fun fact: The reason Blobfish look the way they do is because *we took them out of their natural deep sea environment and laugh at them being unable to handle atmospheric pressures that are unnatural for their bodies.*

    • @mr.malpractice6390
      @mr.malpractice6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@maxiesc but you do explode when you're in space

    • @1Phire
      @1Phire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      should've built a pressure suit stupid blobfish

    • @Cloud-kz7bw
      @Cloud-kz7bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well if we go deep enough without any moder advancements we do

    • @EmbarsArt
      @EmbarsArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that sounds really sad :(

    • @fortnitesexman
      @fortnitesexman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maxi Tranquility I mean we become a mushy paste of human goo
      Kind of like oatmeal actually

  • @stephaniemooneyham616
    @stephaniemooneyham616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    for those who dont know what an immortal jellyfish is and don't think boffy explained it very well:
    they can revert themselves to a previous stage of their life, basically living forever until something eats them or whatever

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:10 the way his eyes peer through the letters and stare into my soul 😰

  • @fortnitesexman
    @fortnitesexman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    The naked mole rat is immune to cancer
    Yet at the same time looks like it has cancer

    • @durszl
      @durszl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It looks like it is cancer itself

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think they're kinda cute

    • @xyzcherie
      @xyzcherie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@durszl LOL

    • @jovelikesbbgs
      @jovelikesbbgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SwizzleDrizzl youre just wrong

    • @Samy-te3hu
      @Samy-te3hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SwizzleDrizzl Are you ok ?

  • @toe_salad3631
    @toe_salad3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    “Looks like the average rural American”
    -Boffy

    • @cyanleafgd
      @cyanleafgd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CyanLeafGD

    • @ulightronx4259
      @ulightronx4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @sirbarkslot2255
      @sirbarkslot2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeeeeee

    • @Rhakjellg
      @Rhakjellg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fart funnies sussy dicky amog sus ż😜😥🤨😲🙄😢😡😳😳😳😣😓😟😓🥸😯🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵

  • @howdouspelicup
    @howdouspelicup 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The daddy long legs are actually really cool they help kill the mosquitoes

  • @AlexL13487
    @AlexL13487 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hyena sounds like the Purple villager💀💀💀

  • @unfunny_guy100
    @unfunny_guy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    The “Blobfish” you’re seeing is actually a deep sea animal that has internally exploded from the pressure of being pulled up so fast, they’re actually a much better looking creature than this, just fyi

    • @jovelikesbbgs
      @jovelikesbbgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They are still really ugly though

    • @HauptmannWurst
      @HauptmannWurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      They are not as ugly underwater as when they are on the surface

    • @Polska_Edits
      @Polska_Edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@HauptmannWurst still kinda ugly

    • @MusicSounds
      @MusicSounds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      now i feel bad

    • @boiledlemon3797
      @boiledlemon3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The natural Blobfish actually looks pretty cute. I wouldn’t say cute enough to be a pet, but definitely better than some of the other creatures on this list.

  • @zhongxina8426
    @zhongxina8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    "I don't understand why people are scared of me."
    Literally seconds later: "I'm a big fan of mass destruction."

    • @Ivyevolution
      @Ivyevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha first comment

    • @Ivyevolution
      @Ivyevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The person above me is dumb

    • @Ivyevolution
      @Ivyevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The person above me is wrong

    • @Ivyevolution
      @Ivyevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The person above me are dumb

    • @Ivyevolution
      @Ivyevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The people that commented are smart

  • @gajger3178
    @gajger3178 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "No I don't wanna shop for giant isopods" killed me 😭

  • @No.U
    @No.U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I disagree with blobfish. Normally, under the proper pressure, they aren’t bloated messes, rather more normal looking fish. I mean I have other disagreements but the blobfish I feel was unjust
    Also, where are wasps

    • @Ball_fondler.
      @Ball_fondler. ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasps are *really good* at getting rid of pests

    • @No.U
      @No.U ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ball_fondler. Then they should get rid of *themselves*

    • @cunnieseverywhere
      @cunnieseverywhere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@No.U wasps have anger issues, dont anger them

    • @No.U
      @No.U 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cunnieseverywhere How do you not anger them? They do just sting you when you've never even tried to get close or do anything to them

    • @cunnieseverywhere
      @cunnieseverywhere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@No.U you most likely did something and tried to cover it up

  • @patriksohlman6869
    @patriksohlman6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13680

    Boffys search history
    ”Sloths die after falling out of tree”

    • @druze3210
      @druze3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      He says that sloths mistake their arm for a branch, while it literally says on screen that its not true

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear pat

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@AxxLAfriku what the hell do you want,you don’t contribute a thing to the world,you are literally as likeable as the color Red Orange

    • @tehpub8517
      @tehpub8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@AxxLAfriku like literally you have the brain power of a preschooler with brain damage doing a finger painting

  • @adamchmielewski6162
    @adamchmielewski6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    “Next up is human children”
    *long pause*
    “All right a lot of you are gonna get mad at me for this one, but sloths.”

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean hes not wrong

    • @antonpersson1869
      @antonpersson1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is indeed what happened in the video

    • @mr.rizzlah
      @mr.rizzlah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyamousel4492 i agreed too

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does

  • @keels829
    @keels829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the one bookmark he has is about classical piano.

  • @doNOTbanthiscccount
    @doNOTbanthiscccount 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hyena sounds just like a minecraft witch

  • @karolclark791
    @karolclark791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4334

    Boffy: “human children”
    Everyone: “makes sense”
    Boffy: “sloths”
    Everyone: “wowowowo, you have gone too far buddy, someone call the FBI”

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      You can insult our young, but insulting an entire other species where we draw the line

    • @EXP.Expired
      @EXP.Expired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Samithecutie they have terrifying claws

    • @giovannygutierrez4930
      @giovannygutierrez4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Samithecutie they eat poop

    • @Emperor_Redgrave
      @Emperor_Redgrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sloths literally shit out 1/3 of their body weight and can die from it. They can literally shit themselves to death. Sloths are completely useless

    • @niallcahill5466
      @niallcahill5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the hyenas

  • @p0t4go
    @p0t4go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    "looks like theyre awkwardly tryna hold hands" -most human relationships

    • @diogoandre756
      @diogoandre756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Correction: Most child "relationships".
      No, it's not cute, it's cringe.

    • @ulcazperx3366
      @ulcazperx3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diogoandre756 you mean most relationship child or not idiot

  • @adamharries610
    @adamharries610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mosquito: Exist since limestone age
    Boffy: you shouldn't exist
    Mosquito:

  • @j-lord904
    @j-lord904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hyenas sound like minecraft witch prove me wrong

  • @chickenbutt906
    @chickenbutt906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Boffy: I'm not a sociopath... now here's a list of species that I would extinct if I was God.

    • @BigChessFan
      @BigChessFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, its almost like it was a joke.

    • @JoninAnimateYT
      @JoninAnimateYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, sounds normal to me

    • @Annie-qe2uu
      @Annie-qe2uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why hyena's tho

    • @nin7485
      @nin7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @annie hyenas built like a 2 y.o draw a mux of a dog and a cat

  • @Kindred...
    @Kindred... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    *"They're capable of devouring a human child"*
    Boffy: *aW tHaT's NiCe*

    • @cuteanimals792
      @cuteanimals792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      on another note. WHERE TF DID THEY GET THAT STATISTIC. HAS THERE BEEN AN OCCURENCE WHERE A CHILD HAS BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY CRABS. IMAGINE THE UNBEARABLE PAIN AND MILD COMEDY AS YOU ARE EATEN BY A SWARM OF CRABS.

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cuteanimals792 *_Kinky_*

    • @arashi2081
      @arashi2081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@w_ldan ......Everyday we stray farther from god....

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@w_ldan _THATS ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY_

    • @cloudedmind1536
      @cloudedmind1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@w_ldan bROOOOOOOO YEAH NOOOOO UM

  • @Alicyndaquil
    @Alicyndaquil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Actually, the goblin shark jaw makes perfect sense. In water, opening your mouth while swimming cancel you hydrodynamics, making you slower and blowing away small fish with the waves you cause (as water doesn't flow over you anymore)

  • @dorpezt
    @dorpezt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Its like the uncle no one likes" litterally one second later "its kinda cute"

  • @gorgebutton5885
    @gorgebutton5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    I’m convinced he aged rapidly after showing his face.

    • @unaozolina3355
      @unaozolina3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I agree

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      I refuse to believe that he is 16. It doesn't compute

    • @no_u420
      @no_u420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@Eyeball44 I swear to got I would believe him if he said 'jk I'm actually 50'

    • @nex_7062
      @nex_7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree

    • @simone635
      @simone635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so that his identity would still be a secret

  • @Fireboy3727
    @Fireboy3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Fun fact: if you light a mosquito crane on fire, it screams. I know this from personal experience

    • @babyyoda3215
      @babyyoda3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huh

    • @dashdashguy
      @dashdashguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Huh

    • @user-xd2ff3rm6c
      @user-xd2ff3rm6c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hahhaha i know another way to have fun

    • @quilox8241
      @quilox8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh

    • @dashdashguy
      @dashdashguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-xd2ff3rm6c YOU RUINED THE TRAIN

  • @sleepyflowerlover
    @sleepyflowerlover ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think we should all apricate this man for having one of the best short careers on the internet

  • @getout6174
    @getout6174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This ones more of a mercy kill"
    I cant

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "He's a psychopath!"
    "Huh, I wonder how I can fix that." *makes video on what species he would commit omnicide on

    • @clashyycr5994
      @clashyycr5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect sense.

    • @silkorsilkie
      @silkorsilkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genocide?

    • @OkiSuwen
      @OkiSuwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silkorsilkie omnicide is like genocide, but killing the entire species rather than just a singular group

    • @jennifervercezes
      @jennifervercezes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noting, omnicide is when u kill a whole species with ur omnitrix

  • @edenstarz9451
    @edenstarz9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Fun fact: the “blobfish” is actually a fish with major tissue damage, the actual blob fish is a better looking creature that lives deep below

    • @corbinius.
      @corbinius. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      not major tissue damage, they live in high pressure enviroments so when they get out, they expand
      they just arent meant to handle this

    • @scocat1944
      @scocat1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@corbinius. yes and that expanding causes major tissue damage

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The blob fish image is actually a blob fish after being pulled out of the water and has severe damage. It looks like an actual fish in its natural habitat

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was looking for this exact piece of info. Imagine some extraterrestrial life snatching you to outer space and discuss how disgusting you look judging by how extremely swollen and red-blue your whole body is and how you're bleeding from every possible orifice

    • @nain0a754
      @nain0a754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *deadpool* “A small price to pay, for salvation”

  • @nikches5121
    @nikches5121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    today in 2023, we got literal mosquitos carrying malaria now in flordia

  • @simplgaming8495
    @simplgaming8495 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sloths actually have a type of fungus in their fur that might help in curing cancer...

  • @someboredperson2949
    @someboredperson2949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    “Spider crabs are able to devour a human child.”
    I’m getting a pet today.

    • @user-pv4ht7zv4x
      @user-pv4ht7zv4x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nice imma get onethen free it and when the police shows up ill just say that it scaped

    • @sam6231
      @sam6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Your getting a human child?

    • @firedestroyer53
      @firedestroyer53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sam6231 yes. yes i am. I will train it to kill something.

    • @isorfidien6104
      @isorfidien6104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sam6231 Yes. And a spider crab. >:D

    • @CupOfThea97
      @CupOfThea97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yikes-

  • @deanwrubel5730
    @deanwrubel5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    Fun fact: the blob fish doesn’t actually look like a demon when it’s underwater.

    • @jennifersu375
      @jennifersu375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yea cuz of the pressure of the deep sea

    • @aightbet164
      @aightbet164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh.

    • @knockknock941
      @knockknock941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      All the blob fish pictures come from fisherman who pull them up out of the deep sea causing all their organs to expand, which result in an ugly mess.

    • @caydenshorter1410
      @caydenshorter1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah it would be kinda like if someone just pulled u up into space 😃

    • @lmboaaaaa6601
      @lmboaaaaa6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep :l

  • @asherkat5853
    @asherkat5853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What a great video to watch while there is a giant mosquito headbutting my walls

  • @terrabaker6473
    @terrabaker6473 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Boffy: next up we have the daddy long leg
    Me: *looks up at pet daddy long legs on ceiling* ILL SAVE YOU BARRY!!

  • @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX
    @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    "Devour a human child"
    **CHOKES ON AIR**

    • @GlitchedGuts
      @GlitchedGuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mmm kapi he has been profiled

    • @zion6688
      @zion6688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

    • @Storm-sh7ys
      @Storm-sh7ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as I heard it

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chokes on air is hurt and make you gag pretty hard.
      (It happen when I was laughing too hard and suddenly I was choking)

    • @MilkIsTheOne
      @MilkIsTheOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You use discord ey?

  • @shivaaa657
    @shivaaa657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Spider: *exists*
    Boffy: “yeah I’m gonna have to ask you to not do that”

  • @cadbanesfavoritehat5655
    @cadbanesfavoritehat5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boffy:
    No one eats bones.
    Me who knows that crushed up cow bones are in almost every candy, dessert, snack food:
    YES.

  • @PeskyBee1616
    @PeskyBee1616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I want a full apology video with tears for having crane fly and hyena in this video

  • @tacticalbanana2291
    @tacticalbanana2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    about hyenas: “it’s neck is half its body”
    giraffes: am i a joke to you?
    edit: no i’m not going to correct my grammar

    • @erickatin1
      @erickatin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ostrich: don’t forget me dudes

    • @jellysiu4820
      @jellysiu4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@erickatin1 Rhea: am i a joke to you?

    • @SimplyComi
      @SimplyComi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow just wow

    • @angelsantiago5941
      @angelsantiago5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laugh like a hyena it's sad 😁

    • @uiobak9756
      @uiobak9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least giraffes got an excuse

  • @ryanxu9983
    @ryanxu9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Fun fact: the reason why blob fishes look like that on land is that blob fishes usually just stay really deep in the ocean, but when we fish em up to the surface they violently depressurize and become well... blobby. they look like normal fishes when they're in the sea

    • @CedarCeed
      @CedarCeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah. Basically their tissues explode.
      They look so majestic otherwise.
      :(

    • @simstudiosofficial
      @simstudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its kinda sad how everyone sees them only like that

    • @ranjanakumari564
      @ranjanakumari564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha big blob be stupiddd

    • @simstudiosofficial
      @simstudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ranjanakumari564 ?

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@simstudiosofficial Are you not have the are yes the when are get are the yes when are the the the yes of the get of sarcasm?

  • @TheoMarsh932
    @TheoMarsh932 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mosquitoe cranes are literally just flying spiders, i hate them so much

  • @nevascalange3091
    @nevascalange3091 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Serial killer plays Minecraft" -Person with both strange name and pfp

  • @thefriendlymetroid6655
    @thefriendlymetroid6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Boffy: “if you saw a viperfish or goblin shark while swimming you would shit your pants.”
    If you saw those while swimming you most likely will have been crushed by water pressure

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And, by conjunction, you will have shat your pants

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @MercurialMærc and your pants.

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You'd be a flesh pancake

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quantumblauthor7300 ah yes nothing

    • @dragonmaster7128
      @dragonmaster7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For colon would have compressed and I goes if you had pants on then you would but idk

  • @jcstaff1007
    @jcstaff1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Boffy, the blobfish only looks like that because it’s been de-pressurized from 3,000 feet underwater. The air dissolving out of its skin tore it to shreds.

    • @iseeyousleepdad6463
      @iseeyousleepdad6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Interesting

    • @deprezzed_chimkenn4327
      @deprezzed_chimkenn4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YES. I WANTED TO SAY THAT I JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW!!

    • @sleepingoof4327
      @sleepingoof4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i mean if i was a blobfish and i looked like that i would just ask to be extinct

    • @melon7514
      @melon7514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You guys should look up the Helicoprion. It’s a prehistoric aquatic creature. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t actually look like most of those photos, but what we thought it looked like is terrifying

    • @thighcrush3640
      @thighcrush3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sleepingoof4327 they normally look like fish

  • @hippostudios9543
    @hippostudios9543 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Goblin Shark.
    Everybody: it’s ugly.
    Me: IT’T FANTASTICAL

  • @christinolson9847
    @christinolson9847 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only guy that likes mosquitoes is that one alien guy from lilo and stitch

  • @SU1_cidalDadbro
    @SU1_cidalDadbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4100

    Subscribing to Boffy is like a weird but pleasant cycle of forgetting he exists and then remembering that he does when he makes another ungodly (funny) video.

    • @moomeowmoomeow
      @moomeowmoomeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yes. Im always happy when he uploads

    • @disruptersanimations1275
      @disruptersanimations1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You could screw around on his Discord server too

    • @mrcursed_
      @mrcursed_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agree

    • @Lyquaria
      @Lyquaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like being subscribed to Technoblade but without content starvation

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Sorry for being a nerd but actually, the blob fish looks like that because they live deep underwater were the pressure is far greater than the one here, so the blob fish looks much better under water.

    • @ViolentNightshade
      @ViolentNightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Beat me too it

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      A fellow nerd, good. Let us communicate via brain wrinkles.

    • @jay-tbl
      @jay-tbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and when they look blobby its because they're being crushed to death under their own weight

    • @matthewsaints350
      @matthewsaints350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Poor thing.

    • @Slimeight
      @Slimeight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg yessssss

  • @arjunchaturvedi9177
    @arjunchaturvedi9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was bit by a mosquito while boffy said he would erase mosquit. Go Boffy

  • @Not_Evil_
    @Not_Evil_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All I think when I see the Long Legs nests, is get a flamethrower

  • @fuyuha
    @fuyuha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    Boffy talking about committing mass genocide on the species of mosquitoes is something we needed, but didn't deserve.

    • @DanTheHuman
      @DanTheHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Mosquitoes are the worst creatures to exist

    • @orangeoblivion8714
      @orangeoblivion8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DanTheHuman wasps

    • @DanTheHuman
      @DanTheHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@orangeoblivion8714 do you know what malaria is

    • @kmang5140
      @kmang5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DanTheHuman do you know about black death

    • @Aryan-rx9rl
      @Aryan-rx9rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      we kinda do deserve it because those mfs killed more than half of humans that have lived on this planet.

  • @dailypositivity6659
    @dailypositivity6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    I love how Boffy ages a year every time he is on camera

  • @funtimeotaku4497
    @funtimeotaku4497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody:
    daddy longs legs in Australia hanging out in every corner of beach bathrooms.
    "Wuts up?"

  • @iforgor2682
    @iforgor2682 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The species that REALLY deserve to go EXRINCT FORM THIS PLANETS SURFACE is dream stans

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Blobfishes actually look like normal fish, but because the pressure on the surface is so different from the bottom of the sea, they fall apart and become blobs. That's like naming humans after what they look like after they exploded in the vacum of space.

    • @IAmSchwi
      @IAmSchwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hairless monkeys

    • @dobbysleftsock2701
      @dobbysleftsock2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @T teg Egg wtf 😰

    • @ItAbel-xy3xk
      @ItAbel-xy3xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IAmSchwi all humans are mostly hairless smart monkey

    • @DonutCorp
      @DonutCorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to say the same, also I swear I saw that word for word somewhere else

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItAbel-xy3xk and chimpanzees are hell creatures

  • @thotimusprimeofficial273
    @thotimusprimeofficial273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    “They can move quick when they want to.” Is a terrifying sentence in regards to a slow moving animal.

    • @decaying_meat_lad
      @decaying_meat_lad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine seeing one in the wild and after a while of having a staring contest with it, it just decides to sprint at you full speed.

    • @tash9384
      @tash9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@decaying_meat_lad 💀😀

    • @cactusbread2215
      @cactusbread2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like if snails actually move at the speed of sound but only if no one watched it

  • @hugomartinezvega9634
    @hugomartinezvega9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it looks like a ball sack, not good to look at" killed me

  • @memesafficionado15
    @memesafficionado15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3421

    Knowing that boffy is still in school i just imagine that this video idea came about after biology lesson probably lol

    • @batflashzyzz
      @batflashzyzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fr?

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@batflashzyzz he’s 16 this year

    • @batflashzyzz
      @batflashzyzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@juicypears5466 He looks like he's an adult

    • @jawaun1875
      @jawaun1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@batflashzyzz puberty just decides to go crazy sometimes

    • @ifwwoozy
      @ifwwoozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@batflashzyzz Puberty be hitting different yk

  • @pyrogeist1214
    @pyrogeist1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    This guy actually responded to a bunch of people calling him a psychopath by doing even more psychotic shit
    I mean, that’s what I subbed for I guess.

    • @kennysiachisumo1974
      @kennysiachisumo1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True

    • @Revenant_.
      @Revenant_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can’t say they didn’t deserve it

    • @lylyaa2016
      @lylyaa2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mylesscott350
      @mylesscott350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not gonna make the likes 421

    • @chaoticpoint8105
      @chaoticpoint8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best way to respond to drama is create more of it.

  • @lolitaoxide2868
    @lolitaoxide2868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I FELT THE DADDY LONG LEGS ONE. Everyone keeps telling me they can't hurt me.. like I know that, but I want to hurt *IT*

  • @Rumba654
    @Rumba654 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moon fish: literally does absolutely nothing an dies

  • @waveframe235
    @waveframe235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I like how Boffy brings up the “Immortal Jellyfish” like he didn’t just drop a bombshell by saying this jellyfish can’t fucking die but then just glosses over it and moves on

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean they can die and they die in mass like all the time. But they just can't die of age. Compare it to how humans can regrow our liver but if you damage your liver to the point it has to regrow your dead anyway.

    • @massivelegend5209
      @massivelegend5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It has the power to regress back into a fucking baby which is kinda terrifying they usually live for about 600 years or so and would live forever without predators

    • @ashtoningram3654
      @ashtoningram3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@massivelegend5209 the United states science institute is studying the immortal jellyfish to figure out how it live forever to reverse engineered it ability for human use to some extent as of 2018

  • @freakgirl7496
    @freakgirl7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    “Next up is... human children” audience: *silence*

    • @vdonutxvii3241
      @vdonutxvii3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was dying of laughter because it was not expected at all

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vdonutxvii3241 fr 💀

    • @WaffleMakerDud
      @WaffleMakerDud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Human children was arguably the best one

    • @-warnings-
      @-warnings- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *claps *

    • @freakgirl7496
      @freakgirl7496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg why did so many people reply. I’m US usually the outsider

  • @Doodlebob4894
    @Doodlebob4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blobfish looks like that due too severe tissue damage after being reeled in quickly by fisherman

  • @artish2283
    @artish2283 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In the sloths defense, being able to survive big ass falls is badass itself. Sure it’s kinda because their brains barely function but still, it’s got fall damage turned off, gotta respect that 😭

  • @michifuus
    @michifuus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    I love how boffy talks so serious about things he doesn't know

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahhahahah ikr

    • @roundcorners1928
      @roundcorners1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      still doe u gotta admit Mosquitoes are annoying like fuck

    • @lychee6751
      @lychee6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blobfish dont look like that 😂

    • @AMagicalTortoise
      @AMagicalTortoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, it honestly did bug me a tiny bit that he followed the common misconception that all piranhas are people-eating monsters.

    • @AMagicalTortoise
      @AMagicalTortoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @William West (student) He talked about ‘getting chased by a pack’ of them and such, suggesting he expected to be attacked if he were to see one.

  • @enzolee7109
    @enzolee7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14132

    I swear every time we see boffy’s face he ages 4 years

    • @lyricplayzz
      @lyricplayzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      i know i'm surprised i'm a year older than him

    • @ChadThunderc0k
      @ChadThunderc0k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      How old is he?

    • @love4pnd
      @love4pnd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      yeah never time he’ll look a good 27

    • @animallover4729
      @animallover4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@ChadThunderc0k he is 16

    • @ChadThunderc0k
      @ChadThunderc0k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      @@animallover4729 wow, we're the same age and he looks like he could be my dad

  • @Scoutgeology
    @Scoutgeology ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The tapeworms need to have tapeworms

  • @5nightsatgengars830
    @5nightsatgengars830 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hill bill joke got me lol

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    “It looks like a giant roly-poly”
    well that’s exactly what it is

    • @phantomdarling1414
      @phantomdarling1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I haven't heard the word roly-poly in such a long time and seeing today is making me laugh my ass off XD

    • @damianbrumfield3626
      @damianbrumfield3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mega water poly 🥴

    • @RaphBJ
      @RaphBJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment the second he said it

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Water ball

    • @thebestdanjan
      @thebestdanjan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes 😌

  • @loudandannoyingvr
    @loudandannoyingvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Oh God the 44-year-old chain-smoker has a beard now

  • @ryjunplayz8321
    @ryjunplayz8321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I became soulless every time I used to see a mosquito crane

  • @arushi54
    @arushi54 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How weird is it that just today I happened to talk about mosquitoes deserving nothing but hell and now I come across this video!!

  • @lilpapayaaa
    @lilpapayaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    fun fact: every picture you’ve seen of a blobfish they’re actually dead ✨
    they don’t actually look like that until they get pulled to the surface and the gasses in their bodies pretty much explode from the pressure change !!

    • @trees____383
      @trees____383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      love the use of exclamation marks and sparkles there. that is a really, really “fun” fact : D

    • @retrobeans24
      @retrobeans24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well no, I’ve send photos of blob fish in the water where they are meant to be and they are definitely alive :)

    • @raccoon3227
      @raccoon3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@retrobeans24 dude stop trying to spread misinformation, you saw a dead blobfish, deal with it

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@retrobeans24 well, when they are alive, they look a lot different and are not blobby at all

    • @jazzywithzs
      @jazzywithzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      f u n

  • @ballistichorse6221
    @ballistichorse6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Boffy, the human child: “I hate human children”

    • @aspec1
      @aspec1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @named746
      @named746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also hate orphans

    • @jamesgosling8491
      @jamesgosling8491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a teenager

    • @light-xl9mh
      @light-xl9mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohhh you Not like child

    • @light-xl9mh
      @light-xl9mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hate woman;

  • @GamingNotepad
    @GamingNotepad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boffy: hates spider crabs
    Me: meet the coconut crab

  • @sillicon8227
    @sillicon8227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The blobfish actually looks really cute under deep water (it looks like actual shit on the earths surface)

  • @bucephalusfrfr
    @bucephalusfrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    The child has grown a beard

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E

    • @kayex333
      @kayex333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And he has a car

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah remember when he sounded like a third year old? Now he looks like one

    • @333eversince
      @333eversince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the fact that he is younger than me and looks wayy older scares me

    • @Just_Adrian_
      @Just_Adrian_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm older than him but he looks twice my age

  • @reallaurens7290
    @reallaurens7290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Me: *”I want to die”*
    Me after watching this: *”I want to die, but a bit more”*

  • @chir221
    @chir221 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is nobody gonna talk about “sloth dying from falling out of tree”

  • @generalshenanigans1703
    @generalshenanigans1703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Other sharks are cool!”
    *cookie cutter shark has entered the chat*

  • @pomfpomf3384
    @pomfpomf3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Subnautica would be the perfect game for you.

  • @fortnitesexman
    @fortnitesexman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "They're not so strong on their own"
    >has a stronger bite than lions

    • @xlxlazer7835
      @xlxlazer7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They also only hunt in pairs

    • @jrodboi7321
      @jrodboi7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They still are weak tho a lion would beat the shit outta a hyena in a 1v1

    • @1nothingpersonal
      @1nothingpersonal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jrodboi7321 fr, they would run away to their friends and cry for help

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ow

    • @kingp1n817
      @kingp1n817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A punch from lions would end a hyenas life, or if it jumps on a hyena, that would be fatal too. Hyenas bite force allows them to eat bones, but it's not that efficient against fighting bigger animals than themselves.

  • @Clyyyz
    @Clyyyz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a living organism granted with the mysterious dark secrets of consciousness with no explanation I can confirm this

  • @Y3llowTrainz
    @Y3llowTrainz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to get super fascinated by mosquitoes and used to put my arm out around them and watch them drink my blood-

  • @thepanglossian9111
    @thepanglossian9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Fun fact: A blobfish only looks like that after being pulled up from the bottom of the ocean. It actually looks quite nice when it hasn't been decompressed. Well sort of nice, nicer I should say.
    Edit: I am not thanking anyone or likes. I am asking why the heck there is so many after one day? It was just a correction jesus christ.

    • @Q_ari
      @Q_ari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof. Blob fish are just sas

    • @thebrandunsafeone7184
      @thebrandunsafeone7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      In the words of tumblr
      Imagine if aliens named us based on what we looked like when we explode in the vacuum of space

    • @popoki522
      @popoki522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah because all the pressure literally makes their insides explode :(( it’s really sad actually

    • @jm1646
      @jm1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebrandunsafeone7184 of course we all know that we don't explode in space but ya its pretty sad.

    • @thebrandunsafeone7184
      @thebrandunsafeone7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jm1646 no, instead it implodes us by completely sucking all the air out of our body

  • @dans4129
    @dans4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    3:26
    “you’d shit your pants but you’d also feel bad for it”
    quote of the day for me lmao

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally anyone who’s ever seen me when I wake up in the morning

    • @erickatin1
      @erickatin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s everyone when I do my laugh they call ‘’ horrifying”

  • @Nyaalexi
    @Nyaalexi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how most of these are bugs, or are bug-like.

  • @notcyanide3424
    @notcyanide3424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “they’re just a lame middle man who have happened to catch the insect version of the clap and are making it our problem”

  • @MrSirWivd
    @MrSirWivd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    8:36 Boffy: "I don't think they're dangerous"
    9:15 Spider crab: "...can devour a human child"

  • @James-nj5ks
    @James-nj5ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The food chain:
    Boffy: *im gonna pretend I didn't see that*

    • @icycrusader1947
      @icycrusader1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The animals can eat other things. Not every animal is necessary.

    • @chiel3067
      @chiel3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icycrusader1947 every animal is necessary

    • @triql4210
      @triql4210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chiel3067 mosquitos are the only animal that if you completely took out of the environment would not affect the food chain at all

    • @Merlincat007
      @Merlincat007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@triql4210 It would somewhat. But I don't think any animals would go extinct without it, and probably worth a certain amount of harm to the environment to save millions of lives

    • @damianbrumfield3626
      @damianbrumfield3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@triql4210 ticks too

  • @DannyS14
    @DannyS14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sloth: eats and sleeps all day.
    Koalas: I’m I a joke to you?

  • @theuselessbrick
    @theuselessbrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot Twist: The Blobfish are just underdeveloped Karens.

  • @marachen-goldberg4273
    @marachen-goldberg4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "they mistake their arm for a tree branch and fall to their death"
    the google page in the background: "no they don't you are wrong"

    • @pegasz
      @pegasz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      boffy low effort videos