You are going to have to re-shoot the whole video. OR, do a Parks and Rec mega special. So many recipes could be done all at once. You did it for the LOTR.
EnderGasim Z As fun as that would be, you can actually get the liquid volume of a toddler by simply placing them in a measuring container with water inside and seeing how much the water displaces But who has one of those measuring containers? Just liquefy a toddler in your blender, everyone has a blender!
I cried with laughter when Ann took Ron in for his physical and she demanded that Ron do a re-test because her notes said Ron was in the pinnacle of health despite his standard diet subsisting entirely of mass amounts of fatty animal protein and copious amounts of dark flavored alcohol. >This doesn't make any sense your report says your Cholesterol is perfect >What is Cholesterol?
I see what u did here. Lmfao i cant believe they said that on the commercial but it literally makes fun of one of the nastiest states in the country. I live near to it and .... my god i cross the line and there's literally nothing but kfc buffets and my 600lb life crews all over i mean WHEN YOUR DR IS A BIG DUDE...thats a problem i expect my dr to look roughly the same or smaller than i am. Literally every skinny or average person i come across was from ohio and mich like me or ky.....
@@b.m.r221 I don't know why people think doctors don't do unhealthy things like smoke or overeat. Just because you know you aren't supposed to do something doesn't mean you have the willpower not to.
Yeah honestly expected more calories from all the cheese and carbs. Not that it isn't a lot, but it's only the daily caloric intake for your average man. Surprising for a pile of meat cheese and carbs.
In all seriousness I made onion rings a few weeks ago and remove that membrane and it made a significant difference compared to past times where I had made onion rings
That looks like such a quick easy way to make cheese sauce. I've always spent ages slowly adding and mixing cheese to equal parts milk butter and flour on the stovetop
I love the episodes like this where you would never realistically make the whole dish, but there are so many separate components to the platter that you learn how to make like 5 different meals
"The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful." -Ron Swanson
Have you done Gilmore Girls yet? There’s so much. Sookie’s magic risotto that will add three years to a dying woman’s life. A palatable version of Luke’s Santa Burger. Blueberry shortcake
Can’t believe there aren’t more people pointing out the glaring inaccuracy in this recipe. April Ludgate clearly states that Paunch Burgers are “Full of Wasps.”
Adam R I was actually thinking about that the other day when I saw a video here on TH-cam about butchering shellfish and the guy showed you how to batter a soft-shell crab.
You’ve made Kevin’s chili and Michael’s pretzel. Would you explore Jan’s osso bucco? Angela’s magic cookie bars? Or Jim’s ham and cheese sandwich? I’m curious to see your twist on these :)
@@andrealouise4655 obesety is acually more closely corelated with diabetes type 2 than any other factor, sugar intake included. In fact if you have a BMI over 40 there is an almost 100% risk of type 2 diabetes. :)
@@dantheman7612 yes but the food Babish made for this episode is richer in cholesterol than sugar or starch. Who said anything about obesity anyway? There are other factors that contribute to poor health. Edit to include that the BMI is not a reliable measure of obesity.
@@andrealouise4655 yes and thus increase the risk for diabetes type 2! Well it is and it isnt, the classification for different degrees of obesity is measured with bmi, and yes, there are people with a high bmi that have accumulated alot of fat free mass but these are not the norm. Generally speaking, bmi is a good way to measure obesity, but lets just agree to disagree :)
This also doubles as a Metal Gear episode, as you've just constructed the fabled Hamburger of Kazuhira Miller. EDIT: On second thought, maybe not, because it still needs the approval of a Navajo shaman.
@@Ubebread1 in MGS V, there was a side story about Kazuhira Miller trying to make the perfect burger and Miller was voiced by Robin Atkin Downes who did the VO work for the Paunch Burger ad.
Funny thing is, water and soda syrup are so cheap that they are still probably making decent money on that deal. Don't know about the plastic though. That's part of why they offer free refills everyone in the US, cause it's just so cheap.
Kosher salt is basically salt that doesn't have iodine in it which can leave an odd taste in food. The reason it's called Kosher salt is the shape of the salt crystals makes it perfect for drawing moisture from meat which is part of the koshering process.
Salt can be kosher without being really kosher. If the environment where the salt is processed is not Kosher, and not blessed by a rabbi, it is not true Kosher salt. I wasn’t allowed to use a certain brand of dates at my temple, because it wasn’t certified kosher, even though it was, you know, just dates.
"Reasonable proportions" and Pawnee don't go together. Wouldn't be surprised if every restaurant chef there heard "go big or go home" and took it as a personal challenge.
"Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"
You should make the herring and pumpkin pot pie from Kiki's Delivery Service! I've always loved the fish design on the outside, but the ingredient combo especially makes me curious.
pre shredded is coated in potato starch actually. And when you're going to use something in a really quick time frame (in this case within 5 minutes lol) its fine to add cornstarch.
I forgot the bacon!! This burger may as well be an acai bowl
lol
misleading, burger ruined, and inedible remake the episode
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Dude he looks like badger from the walking dead a new frontier lol
You are going to have to re-shoot the whole video. OR, do a Parks and Rec mega special. So many recipes could be done all at once. You did it for the LOTR.
He started with Chris Traeger’s turkey burger, and now he’s come full circle.
And he ends with another chris creation
More like full onion ring
lol wouldnt it be funny if he disappeared after this trilogy
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Fiting name
you’re just missing the child size soda that’s “roughly the size of a liquified toddler”
Nutritional
It’s too much... the world isn’t ready
I read this with his voice omg
You’d need to liquify a toddler before making a rough estimate
EnderGasim Z As fun as that would be, you can actually get the liquid volume of a toddler by simply placing them in a measuring container with water inside and seeing how much the water displaces
But who has one of those measuring containers? Just liquefy a toddler in your blender, everyone has a blender!
"This thing clocks in at around 2400 calories"
That thing is not dinner for breakfast that is dinner *and* breakfast
...and a medium sized lunch
@@shane9245 eh more like just a midnight snack
@@Xictlii you sir, must be thiccc
@@Xictlii americano as fucc bro
or just breakfast if you happen to live within the polar vortex's normal reach(the cold steals so much energy...)
You completely forgot the bacon. This Paunch Burger is basically a health food now.
Bruh this guy's the real babble bass from SpongeBob
Pretty glaring omission in my opinion. Ron Swanson would be disappointed.
@@OldFort whats pawnee
Gusion Paxley he actually did that challenge lol
yeah, this is the diet dinner for breakfast burger combo
Disclaimer: This food is not a cure to nerdism, merely a preventative.
Note:Pipes are another alternative to prevent nerdism
Username checks out
Goddamn it I'm too late
dangit, i wanted to be in the cool kids club by this week!
The guy who knows things so basically a vaccine for nerdism in food form
"First episode of a Parks and Rec trilogy"
You spoil us you bearded angel
seriously, best news in awhile
A bearded angel tiny-whisking his way into our hearts.
@@johnsimon8457 that was poetic ❤
I just hope he takes on The Meat Tornado. It literally killed a guy last year.
@@PadreWoodrow You had me at meat tornado.
I cried with laughter when Ann took Ron in for his physical and she demanded that Ron do a re-test because her notes said Ron was in the pinnacle of health despite his standard diet subsisting entirely of mass amounts of fatty animal protein and copious amounts of dark flavored alcohol.
>This doesn't make any sense your report says your Cholesterol is perfect
>What is Cholesterol?
There's a reason Ron is a man's man.
If it works it works
“Balsa wood, you could at least use mahogany.”
Ron Swanson: The epitome of America
@@thomasnolastname8734 Ron was a truly based man
“What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!” Sounds like White Castle
It’s awesome !
Wha- wha-wha-wha ...
Put it in your body or you’re a nerd!
@GammaNguyener is this a Jojo reference?
@GammaNguyener way to forced
I was one million percent fooled by the “save the onion water”.
He could've used that onion water at 4:41 to steam the cheese. I'm very disappointed
I too was fooled.
PaulPiraat that’s what I was thinking afterwards
Same
when
J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: *Does anything*
Babish: Write that down! Write that down!
Take a shot whenever Babish says anything about him
J kenji-lopez alt created the universe
@@rithrius5384 he has a book called the food lab. And he's on TH-cam. Hes a great chef. Check him out.
@@baconkoalas7956 MMMMMMMY thiS is A FUn GaMe
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know the burger is really good when he doesn’t make his own variant
I think the Babish variant would be similar to the Bubble Bass order--something similar but more reasonably sized.
It tastes so amazing no one cares what's in it
@@sirlambchops. - But, how many calories are in there?
@@Shamshiro shut up
@@Shamshiro who cares! put it in your body, or you're a nerd-
This burger lives up to Paunch Burger’s motto: “Start drooling, fatties!”
I see what u did here. Lmfao i cant believe they said that on the commercial but it literally makes fun of one of the nastiest states in the country. I live near to it and .... my god i cross the line and there's literally nothing but kfc buffets and my 600lb life crews all over i mean WHEN YOUR DR IS A BIG DUDE...thats a problem i expect my dr to look roughly the same or smaller than i am. Literally every skinny or average person i come across was from ohio and mich like me or ky.....
Bryson Rose Wasn’t Ann Perkins also from Michigan?
😂😂😂
@@b.m.r221 I don't know why people think doctors don't do unhealthy things like smoke or overeat. Just because you know you aren't supposed to do something doesn't mean you have the willpower not to.
@@b.m.r221
What state is that so I can't avoid it (I'm Canadian, thats why I'm asking)
Onion Water: *Am I a joke to you?*
Oh hey it's Jon Sudano!
yes, yes you are
Our lord has spoken
Hi dude. Love your songs.
I’m the 666th like
“This is going to clock in about 2400 calories”
Matt Stonie: “Pathetic”
GenArtGames the crossover we never knew we needed
Daniel Ryan i think if that crossover happened, we’d kill babish 😭
Is that the South Park guy?
Yeah honestly expected more calories from all the cheese and carbs. Not that it isn't a lot, but it's only the daily caloric intake for your average man. Surprising for a pile of meat cheese and carbs.
Fish professional eating champion and youtube phenom.
Yes you read that right.
J. Kenji-Lopez Alt: makes iced water
Babish: “This is a recipe based off the culinary genius, J. Kenji-Lopez Alt!”
“What’s in it? Who cares! How many calories? Shut up!”
Golden Corral's new slogan
Bogumił Grabowski AAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIICCCCAAAAA
@@ChvdMaximvs hilarious and original 🗿
Tyler Lackey 🗿
@@orbitalsteak841man5
🗿👍
Tyler Lackey 🗿👌
I didn’t put it in my body, now I’m a nerd! Don’t make the same mistake as me, guys!
lol
But at least you're a nerd with an unexploded heart.
Alright man 👍
RequiemPoete is it really worth it?
I was going to like your coment but has 69 likes, soooooo...
Paunch burger: What's in it? Who cares!
Babish: Removes onions inner membrana
"How many calories? SHUT UP"
Babish: **still cares about the calories**
"Put it in your body, or you're a nerd!!"
He didn't eat it all. Does that mean he's only part nerd?
@@kingdomofnerdz1497 given his occupation that fits.
wow really funny😐
In all seriousness I made onion rings a few weeks ago and remove that membrane and it made a significant difference compared to past times where I had made onion rings
Babish: "Optional shake of paprika"
Hungarians: "Paprika was never an option"
My family is Hungarian and I can confirm. That statement is absolutely true. If you don’t want any paprika, disowned. Evicted. Got outta here! Haha
@@itisthreeprettykitties Also hungarian and I agree. If you do not like paprika you are disowned lololol
That's one *HEFTY LAD*
For Hungarians paprika is not an option.
It's a question and the answer is yes.
@@edim108 much better phrased than my original comment lol
thrive: hey, we're an online healthy food market, we'd like to sponsor you!
babish: nice!
thrive: what are you going to make?
babish: :) :) :) :) :)
It's like complementary colors, but for food
Ah ah ah, complementory flavors!
I think you mean. :) ))))))
more like :))))) if you get what I mean
I wish I could say "how many calories? Shut up" more often...
MistaOmega become t h i c c
MistaOmega more like MISTAOMEGA THICCCCC
bababoi more of T H I C C CC C C C C C
Looks unhealthy? *WHO CARES ITS DELICIOUS*
I’m mean just do it
Ron: Add ketchup if you want; I couldn’t care less.
Ron really did prove that his is the best way to make a burger.
That looks like such a quick easy way to make cheese sauce. I've always spent ages slowly adding and mixing cheese to equal parts milk butter and flour on the stovetop
Kenji Lopez Alt has so many great recipes! He's one of my favorites.
I love the episodes like this where you would never realistically make the whole dish, but there are so many separate components to the platter that you learn how to make like 5 different meals
You should have washed that down with a child sized drink!
that's a big ass drink
Literally child-sized cup
@@Fae-Fey if a child were liquified
Tim Buktu That sounds incredible
it has the volume of a child
"The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so! To me, that's beautiful."
-Ron Swanson
you can do that in literally every country unless you are born in absolute poverty
@@pweaseadoptme5312 Less judgement about it in the U.S. than some other countries, though.
A true libertarian after my own heart
@@SynchronizorVideos how do you know that?
💛
How many calories?
SHUT UP!
*America in a nutshell*
Haha funny so, true bro totally what america is like
It's so agressive
Food addiction makes American poverty tolerable, which is why it's a billion dollar business.
I chuckled at this.
they scared of msg tho
"Put it in your body"
Yep, I'm sold by the advertising
Shane Andre Mel Imbo cocaine and heroine: allow us to introduce ourselves
Don't forget that if you don't, you're a nerd
dildos be like:
They didn't specify which orifice doe 😳
"My favorite food is when you put Skittles between Starbursts. Wanna know how I call?"
"Starburst sandwich?"
"Andy's mouth surprise."
Starburst Stream would be a better name
@@darkness74185 that's what my friends say when the buzz hits.
How come you're always the one that's quicker with a pistol than a rifle?
Chris said Skittle Sandwich
Sad to see that nobody else is saving their onion water for cereal, should they run out of milk.
Thank you for this horrible image I will now go throw up
Onion water?
Is this a cursed comment?
i, too, use onion water on the horrific occasion that milk runs dry in the household.
no thank you
this would be FIRE af when you're high. basically covers all the cravings. at once. in one meal. i love this.
Or pregnant
@@rachelcookie321 or both
@@ottohartmann7444 true
@@rachelcookie321 great idea to feed this to an unborn baby
@@art3mister great idea being high and being pregnant
After my paunch burger I'll take a nice refreshing sip from the local Pawnee water fountains!
I hear the fountain at Ramset Park (you know, the one that says "don't drink") makes a fantastic sun tea!
Enjoy kissing everybody from Pawnee
Nicholas Pulido is that including Chris Pratt, if so I’m fine
JETZcorp I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection.
Good luck trying to drink from them! They no longer have a splashguard on which to secure your lips 😔
Sweetums for dessert 🍦
Smd
@Age Restrictions fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes Pawnee, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America
A starburst sandwich by Andy
@Forrest Carvalho thanks to the tax on sugar and sodas
Hi
Could you do the Coraline meal when she’s at the other mother’s house 🖤
Roast chicken, mash tatoes, corn, mango milkshake and the cake 🤤🤤
Are ya winning dad?
Mango milkshake!
Yessss!
Yes!!!!
"But whatever you do, do not throw away your onion water"... shit had me dead
Have you done Gilmore Girls yet? There’s so much. Sookie’s magic risotto that will add three years to a dying woman’s life. A palatable version of Luke’s Santa Burger. Blueberry shortcake
PelafinaLievre It’s the perfect time of year for squash blossoms, right?
Babish: Until is the consistency of p-
Me trying to relate: Pancake batter
Babish: PAINT.
You win this time.
Question is what kind of paint? It varies between super liquid and and thick paste 😂
Cavare Envius you’re asking the important questions now. We need answers Andrew!!
Babish: “I cant induct this into the clean plate club, my blood feels thick” Me: *scowls in Swanson*
As a burger enthusiast I watched this entire episode with my mouth wide open and a puddle of drool at my feet.
Sure…drool…
@@baker90338 🤨
@@EstebanGilChillington i think they mean coom
Me: gets ready to make this meal
Also me: *readies the defibrillators*
The defibrillators come with the Kid's Meal.
That morbidly dark lol
@@MegaManXPoweredUp r/cursedcomments
If you attempt to make this ever I need you address so we can share it
Man, younger me never would've needed a defib for this but now I gotta have a big cup of pineapple juice ready whenever I eat wings
Can’t believe there aren’t more people pointing out the glaring inaccuracy in this recipe. April Ludgate clearly states that Paunch Burgers are “Full of Wasps.”
That combo clearly has a milkshake, nerd.
Only so many calories can be consumed before you combust and explode, he needs to keep making videos.
Queen Qong 😭
420 likes
Me getting ready to learn the magic of onion water: 👁👄👁
You said “Parks and Rec trilogy” and I can’t tell you how bright my smile was.
Babish: "This clocks in at 2,400 calories."
Me: *who just ate nearly a whole large cheese pizza alone* "... Maybe its time for a diet."
at least it was just cheese? lmao
Jasmine Hebel no no, cheese was just the highest volume of toppings. Never said how many cheeses though
@@ironic492 One kind of cheese, but extra cheese. Like, the amount of cheese that could kill a lactose intolerant person.
@@kieranlyon1643 that is a perfect description.
@@kieranlyon1643 you're a legend
Chef Louis’ “stuffed crabs” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid? Don't forget to sing the song..
YASSSS!!! That's like my favorite part from Little Mermaid lol :D
Le Poisson le Poisson! How I love learning Poisson!!
Adam R I was actually thinking about that the other day when I saw a video here on TH-cam about butchering shellfish and the guy showed you how to batter a soft-shell crab.
You’ve made Kevin’s chili and Michael’s pretzel. Would you explore Jan’s osso bucco? Angela’s magic cookie bars? Or Jim’s ham and cheese sandwich? I’m curious to see your twist on these :)
man you’re not gonna believe this
Buddy I got news
Random Person: What about the calori-?
Infomercial: *P U T I T I N Y O U R B O D Y*
This is how I felt when I ate two anomalous crusty meat logs at a Cumberland Farms
Using syringe
*SHOVE IT IN THERE*
I wanna see you make Blueberry Waffles with Cumin from Drake & Josh
And maybe the Peruvian puff pepper salsa
That and the chili with "Peruvian Puff Peppers", dunno how Babish will find that tho.
@@AxxLAfriku Was the necessary?
Can’t wait for that😍
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I may be fat, but at least I’m not a nerd
Agreed
Being a nerd is awesome though!!!
True, being a nerd isn't that bad.
IT WAS I, DIO!!! Dio isn’t a nerd.... he is Dio
Not to brag but I'm both!
Babish: "This thing clocks in around 2,400 calories."
High Metabolism: "Who? I don't know her."
As a teen with high metabolism, this is accurate.
I wish i had metabolism
I felt this on a spiritual level
As someone who can eat an entire pizza and a half and still lose weight, I feel this.
The commercial DID tell say to not worry about it, so ur safe
You ever look at something and think “that is violently American” because DAMN THATS AMERICAN
Fun fact: Hamburgers are german.
Americans must have some crazy constipation
Ze N00B anything Germany starts, America will finish.
Manasi M. Can confirm
This is how outrageous you need to make the food in order for us Americans to get that it’s satire about American food
Imagine being sponserd by a healthy living product while making solid diabetes
It's just making more costumer
You mean hypertension?
@@andrealouise4655 obesety is acually more closely corelated with diabetes type 2 than any other factor, sugar intake included. In fact if you have a BMI over 40 there is an almost 100% risk of type 2 diabetes. :)
@@dantheman7612 yes but the food Babish made for this episode is richer in cholesterol than sugar or starch. Who said anything about obesity anyway? There are other factors that contribute to poor health.
Edit to include that the BMI is not a reliable measure of obesity.
@@andrealouise4655 yes and thus increase the risk for diabetes type 2!
Well it is and it isnt, the classification for different degrees of obesity is measured with bmi, and yes, there are people with a high bmi that have accumulated alot of fat free mass but these are not the norm. Generally speaking, bmi is a good way to measure obesity, but lets just agree to disagree :)
I greatly dislike the term “beef bandage”.
I greatly enjoy it
The actual term for it is a diaper so I mean, take your pick.
At least he's stopped saying "taught little balls."
feels like another term for period pads or smth
@@katleiz I disapprove strongly of the mental image you have just created
Ok now make the Chemical Burger
Master Miller’s masterpiece
Babish really should make Kaz's Burgers.
Wait this isn't chemical burgers?
I thought it was Kaz speaking.
@@portland4660 it was his voice actor, Robin Atkin Downes
Wasn’t made of wasps, didn’t kill him, not convinced
You're right. There's no way April was wrong.
He really tried to make us think we needed that onion water..
He had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.
I was like "what whoa I've never heard of that, is it something like saving your pasta water?"
I was honestly disappointed that we didn't need it lol
he just doesn't want anyone else finding out how good it is
Thought it was gonna be like some sciencey thing.
Petition for Babish to make Uncle Iroh's Jasmine Tea
Delicious tea, or deadly poison?
@@greenyawgmoth deadly poison
Lol
Look, Robert Atkin Downes is an amazing voice actor. I hear his voice, immediate thumbs up.
I LOVE THAT GUY! He makes the best crazy German mad doctor in any video game
@@lourdeswhitener9713 or a one arm,one leg,half Japanese General
Or an otaku assassin
@@PirateCat822 Wait a second... Remember that time Kaz talked about making a burger joint?
@@minorcomet282 Exactly
Hi Babish. You should cover some of the dishes from Netflix’s Dorohedoro. All the food in that show looks really good!
oh my god YES
So just all mushrooms?
Gyoza Man
Something Somewhat original Yes, chicken gyoza 😂
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE
"Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs "
Sacky Jeweiny Gottem
Only original Bing with babish fans know that song 😂
@@adrianfrift7571 No, Frasier fans all know that song as well...
He better make “Andy’s mouth surprise”
I was today years old when i found out babish puts the recipe in the description
It's not a complete combo if you don't make the chocolate milkshake, pshhhhfff
100 subscribers with real video challenge don’t you dare
a million hits in one day, that's got to be a record.
Also, a Parks and Rec trilogy? Tell me the Meat Tornado is somewhere in there
Yass, hopefully
You had me at meat tornado 😏
@@DH_Artist It literally killed a guy last year
I want to see bacon wrapped turkey leg and bacon wrapped shrimp.
Ad : "put it in your body or you're a nerd"
Me : *ultimeatum flashbacks*
That's weird, this has no comments, and you comment on a lot of videos. Your comments count can rival that of Justin Y. And OwO.
Babish looks a lot like Ryan Reynolds around his eye region mostly. Weirdo compliment but hey, looking like Ryan in any way is a good thing.
Your pfp earned you a sub
Conclusion: Being diabetic is as far from being a nerd as you can go.
I win!
I'm a diabetic and I would eat the shit out of the paunch burger combo.
Babish: “... your beer-vodka mixture...”
My brain: Veerka
Veerka?
Or Bodka?
Bodkar?
Veer?
Voder?
Beeka?
So many questions left unsolved
@@mx.moobloom 🅱odka
@@noemirios7902 thats the correct one
It's called Slavic Breakfast.
Babish:"I don't think I can add this to The Clean Plate Club."
Me: "I could"
"I'm really proud of you."
- Ron Swanson
cool
second that, fully onboard to tackle this beast. Maybe not all in one sitting, but in general.
This also doubles as a Metal Gear episode, as you've just constructed the fabled Hamburger of Kazuhira Miller.
EDIT: On second thought, maybe not, because it still needs the approval of a Navajo shaman.
Finally a metal gear related comment
Miller's Maxi-Buns...or a McDonell's
I don't know how this is related to mgs but you got my upvote.
@@Ubebread1 in MGS V, there was a side story about Kazuhira Miller trying to make the perfect burger and Miller was voiced by Robin Atkin Downes who did the VO work for the Paunch Burger ad.
Takes a year out of your life expectancy with each bite
Yeah, but those years come from the back end of your life and those suck anyways.
Worth it.
@@cobano definitely
With a “child size” soft drink it’s a real bargain at $1.59.
It’s roughly the size of a 2 year old liquified child!
Funny thing is, water and soda syrup are so cheap that they are still probably making decent money on that deal. Don't know about the plastic though. That's part of why they offer free refills everyone in the US, cause it's just so cheap.
Preslee Who says it’s not made from liquified children?
I love that Chris gets in trouble for something like bringing his own olive oil with him to restaurants.
If you don’t like the paunch burger, just bury some Native American artifacts
Don’t forget to add the special bachelorette party gummies 👍
@@nersbabs -and then dig them out with the special Bachelorette party hats.
r/holup
Now I can hear the curse even more 👍👍
For your consideration: Spam, spam, saugage, spam, eggs, spam, bacon and spam from Monty Python.
Yes.
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
@@zlinedavid ngl, would love it if Babish made that.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammady spam wonderful spam
I think a spam episode would have to be a 10 million subscribers episode.
I don't care what is in this thing and shut up about how many calories it is, I wanna put this in my body
It's the Epic Meal Time effect
Maybe the rings and fries but the burger would lead to you peeing oil
id eat the fries looks real yummy the burger is too much might send me to the afterlife
5:23 my heart literally started to hurt looking at that thing
Babish would rather use cyanide than non-kosher salt
+InSkeleton What the Hell would be in “non-Kosher” salt?? Tiny shrimp?
@@cosmicjenny4508 literally any salt that hasn't been approved by a rabbi
Andrew Lalis But is there any procedure or something that the rabbis are looking for in the salt that determines whether it’s kosher or not?
Kosher salt is basically salt that doesn't have iodine in it which can leave an odd taste in food.
The reason it's called Kosher salt is the shape of the salt crystals makes it perfect for drawing moisture from meat which is part of the koshering process.
Salt can be kosher without being really kosher. If the environment where the salt is processed is not Kosher, and not blessed by a rabbi, it is not true Kosher salt. I wasn’t allowed to use a certain brand of dates at my temple, because it wasn’t certified kosher, even though it was, you know, just dates.
“My blood feels thick” *sOuNdS aBoUt RiGhT*
And *syrupy*
Jessica: "Make love to me, Andrew!"
Andrew: "Tonight we are going to be using a technique developed by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt."
Can you don’t
DEFINITELY happened at some point
this comment made me laugh so fucking hard all 4 of my dogs thought i was dying
been watching the late at night series for some tips lmao
Also Andrew: “Season with kosher salt and freshly ground pepper”
Every now and then I come back to this video, It's just perfect, perfect recipe, perfect voiceover, love it
Babish: ' pathetic piece of lettuce'
Also babish: eats a whole bowl of lettuce
Guess the lettuce called for reinforcements
You missed the bacon, Ron would be appalled. Otherwise looks like a good way for suicide by breakfast.
Solid technique to get out of work for the day
“And for the babish version you know we are making everything from scratch around here”
*cow walks into the camera’s frame*
Boss, you’ve contracted diabetes, the mission’s a failure.
Kaz, I'm immuned to diabetes.
Kaz, I'm already a diabetic
Kaz, it's pronounced Diabeetus.
It's "developed" diabetes.... "Contracting" implies an infectious agent
What’s the best method for cooking a burger indoors at home without a grill?
panini pan! good for smushing patties, grill stripes, and I think the lid makes them cook a bit faster :)
Cast iron pan with a little oil, smash 'em flat with a metal spatula.
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If we are all being honest, we want to see him cook a dish from chowder.
Mr. IAmNotABagel agreed
Yes
I can stand behind this. It should be a whole series
YESSSSS
I forgot Chowder existed
“a dash or two of hot sauce if you wanted to be taken seriously”
y’all already know damn well i’m adding that hot sauce.
This definitely could be a legit burger combo if it had more reasonable proportions and didn't have 3 giant patties.
Pawnee doesn't do reasonable
Ammature! /j
"Reasonable proportions" and Pawnee don't go together. Wouldn't be surprised if every restaurant chef there heard "go big or go home" and took it as a personal challenge.
If Matt Stonie came over this guys house, he wouldn't have any ingredients left, apart from the Kosher salt in his back pocket.
Oh first reply on this guy
My god you are everywhere.
Found you
Duuuude your here
We need that Matt Stonie collab!!
corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog.
Sigh, such a highlight in internet history.
Corn on the dog
Jenna.... :(
This comment simultaneously made me feel happy and pretty damn sad at the same time
My god this comment needs to be higher.
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have." - R.S.
"Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"
Jay Morrison Thank you for this. One of the greatest lines of the show.
glad to see Kazuhira Miller got his restaurant after everything he went through
" Whats in it WHO CARES"
"How many calories JUST SHUT UP"
Apparently my heart CARES or else it will SHUT UP
That ad was literally just me anytime I'm cooking
You should make the herring and pumpkin pot pie from Kiki's Delivery Service! I've always loved the fish design on the outside, but the ingredient combo especially makes me curious.
Alternative title: “Binging with Babish: How To Die Of High Blood Pressure In 8 Minutes!”
This is, quite literally, the best burger I've ever seen.
Old Babish: don't buy the shredded cheddar, it is full of cornstarch.
Now: shreds the cheese with cornstarch.
WTF dUdE
pre shredded is coated in potato starch actually. And when you're going to use something in a really quick time frame (in this case within 5 minutes lol) its fine to add cornstarch.
Difference here is that this lets him control exactly how much cornstarch he's adding. That way you get cheese sauce instead of cheese paste.