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  • @moondog50002000
    @moondog50002000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love this goddamn channel . Almost makes me not wanna die .

    • @SartBG
      @SartBG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's nice watching someone who lives his life the way he wants to, when you're stuck in the daily cycle of city life.

    • @wiliambanquiter8039
      @wiliambanquiter8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SartBG oof, rite into the feels

    • @tbpal7114
      @tbpal7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @dylanmccallister1888
      @dylanmccallister1888 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SartBGplant trees illegally turn your kitchen into a nursery you can do it.
      Make your first mugshot one for planting a tree in a public space fuck the gestapo

  • @jetnavigator
    @jetnavigator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    As an Australian, that scene looked like fairly typical "boring" scrub that I normally would have no interest. You made it fascinating. So many interesting plants!

    • @aprilkurtz1589
      @aprilkurtz1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is exactly the mission of Tony, and other teachers like him. To get people to appreciate that what looks boring in nature, is not. Bonus swearing and misanthropy included. He even got me to like depauperate ultra-mafic serpentine soils and what the fuck.

    • @walterclements1466
      @walterclements1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr i’m starting to really like wa now lol

  • @vollywho7797
    @vollywho7797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't help but notice all the narcissism and "got mine" in the human world lately -- watching these videos basically erases that cancer on my psyche for a good while.
    My spinal health will never allow me to go hiking or bend down to explore nature like this, so thank you so much.
    Love your attitude, even if its a character you might put on haha

  • @Doom2pro
    @Doom2pro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This channel is getting me through a breakup, hard to make me smile right now or laugh but it's working.

    • @auchlowtrus9300
      @auchlowtrus9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hope it gets better or what the shit

    • @treahugger5939
      @treahugger5939 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro me too

    • @evcarr3008
      @evcarr3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, me too :L

    • @JeffBostick222
      @JeffBostick222 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuzzy calicsis will never let you down. Tony's enthusiasm infects all with joy 😊

  • @justanotherjezebeI
    @justanotherjezebeI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude, I desperately want to listen and watch you experience a spring in South Africa (especially the desert areas) during the blooms. I think you'd both love the crazy prehistoric plants and the crazy amounts of flowers.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sociologically it seems like a definitely fucked up place, however the Fynbos habitat looks incredible and has many endemics.

  • @nataliatran4878
    @nataliatran4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I'm learning with you!"
    I'm sure you retain more information than I do on a bad day than I do on my best. I'm just the eager idiot nodding about trying my best.

    • @matureenough34
      @matureenough34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We all are Natalia vegetablemonch 🙂

    • @stevarnamik2233
      @stevarnamik2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because you is dubmga

    • @nataliatran4878
      @nataliatran4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevarnamik2233 nice joke.

    • @stevarnamik2233
      @stevarnamik2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nataliatran4878 thanks I try

  • @TheMrCos1
    @TheMrCos1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Trippy plants and bleak philosophy, what a wonderful combo!

  • @jenmha
    @jenmha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A bird’s beak will henceforth be known exclusively as a “birdy proboscis.”

  • @mikem4432
    @mikem4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it is illegal to proposition the local wild life into the back of your van. Great video. "strip malls, depressing tract housing, the kind of things that make you want to puke and die" - gold.

  • @justinadona5088
    @justinadona5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You caught me with the bong rips and food. Some of the greatest videos to watch while doing so... over time i start to notice reoccurring families and genus, and they start to stick... thank you for these videos very educational. Crime pays

  • @bobking4367
    @bobking4367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man this channel makes you want to die a little less when you watch it. Love your videos 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @davidbarts6144
    @davidbarts6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Someone: "Look, a sedge!"
    Joey: "I don't Carex."

    • @andrewdavies2720
      @andrewdavies2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel this comment deserves more likes.

  • @tekit97
    @tekit97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man your message about respecting Earth in almost every video.... im so thankful for that. Keep spreading it man!! Great botanical content of course :D un saludo desde España!

  • @mikexibalbafarms4169
    @mikexibalbafarms4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Dudes a wizard, I mean how did he know I was smoking bud and eating!? His magic is strong 💪

    • @mikexibalbafarms4169
      @mikexibalbafarms4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robert Phillips ha! It’s getting moved to the living room, I’m sick of that Acacia attitude!

    • @haydenschwab5313
      @haydenschwab5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i fuckin died when i heard that!

    • @xwhite2020
      @xwhite2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do u know someone is a stoner?
      Follow their youtube account, they cant help but tell everyone.

    • @lukepocock
      @lukepocock 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahahahah i thought the same

  • @brainsfordinner7196
    @brainsfordinner7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God damn! I'm a gardener in Berkeley and he got it on the money! Anigozanthus and Grevilia in every garden and all the succulents you can steal. So good!

  • @patcaza6166
    @patcaza6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spaceship Earth
    what a Beauty
    Thanks for the tour, Padre

    • @patcaza6166
      @patcaza6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AstronomyToday Could be worse

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@patcaza6166 it will be one day 😁. Give it a few decades.

    • @patcaza6166
      @patcaza6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt still, life emerging in all kinds of shapes forms and diversity and what not on this little rock lost in space is pretty fucking amazing
      I try to keep my focus on that and fill my sad old punk heart with amazement and awe and gratefulness
      these are Milk Bones for the soul and they keep me alive
      and again, thanks a bunch for taking us around and sharing so generously your passion with us fuckers, fucker
      th-cam.com/video/c5zvD_fTIBQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @brongulus2617
    @brongulus2617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm probably guilty of a shitty comment or two, sorry for that. FWIW I'm extremely glad we have you out there showing the human world what they're missing in the natural world. I already knew, in a general sense, but I'm learning a lot of specifics from you and I hope you keep going.

  • @antday
    @antday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perth based plant (especially proteaceae) enthusiast , loving your quirky commentary, hope you get to visit more of our south west, Stirling ranges and Albany area , there are some amazing plants still in flower right now

  • @Cato-the-Antipodean
    @Cato-the-Antipodean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love walking through stands of Allocasuarina! On a windy day the shape and density of the branchlets creates this lovely and quite loud white noise.

  • @pdytko
    @pdytko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for your hard work

  • @zjmllr
    @zjmllr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wonderful that you're in Perth. Welcome! Enjoy the amazing array of plant life. I'll never meet you personally in all likelihood but I'm so happy you're visiting!

  • @heydayASMR
    @heydayASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well shit, a two-fer Friday double banger. We don't deserve you. Please don't ever change

    • @heydayASMR
      @heydayASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      btw by change, I don't mean give us 2 videos a day, I mean you and your style. we are all very thankful for you sharing what you do, whenever you do

  • @growbros2047
    @growbros2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel should be required viewing for all university and college botany, sociology, and economics courses.

  • @walterclements1466
    @walterclements1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was craving some good channels to watch while high then i find this guy. god is great 🙏

  • @dozer1642
    @dozer1642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t even imagine someone leaving hateful comments you my brother. I absolutely love your channel. ✌️👍

  • @lorchid23
    @lorchid23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    May your jet lag be fleeting and the insanely venomous Brown Snake avoid you entirely.

    • @ronsmith1364
      @ronsmith1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wary eye out, most aussie snakes are bad news even the tiny ones
      members.iinet.net.au/~bush/modesta.html
      but he knows dis

    • @gemfyre855
      @gemfyre855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in Kings Park I'd be more worried about Tiger Snakes. ;)

  • @aquaticplantsavage6625
    @aquaticplantsavage6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You know i'm learning with you. Except you're probably ripping bong hits and mucnhin food right now"
    Hah! Just as I take a hoot. How did you know?

  • @DaeronValyria
    @DaeronValyria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really connect with you man.
    I'm science freak myself and love biology.
    Love the way you talk, someone who speaks truth.
    Keep it up man. I wish you could realize how much your videos help me stay happy in life.

  • @emceeboogieboots1608
    @emceeboogieboots1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yep, I used to love ripping a bong and walk through the south west forests in springtime. Damn workplace drug testing! I just discovered your channel and find you were just in my neck of the woods. I studied some botany on a course I did in the goldfields of WA and discovered my love of the bush. By the way, I love that your finger is metric!

  • @Tindomul1of9
    @Tindomul1of9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Proteaceae being closely related to Platanaceae rang some bells for me. I work on some fossil flora on Long Island that is approximately 86 mya, and a major component is Platanus. Thanks for that tidbit!!!

  • @DaevaGlow
    @DaevaGlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That kangaroo/wallaby at the end is like, "WTF, mate?"
    Thank you for this wonderful plant parade in Perth. I loved it!

  • @katlabash3259
    @katlabash3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your sense of humor along with your videos!

  • @Strykehjerne
    @Strykehjerne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's impossible not to.. hear my biology teacher.. from the early 80s..
    The best.
    Married his ex student at +50, and brought her in to teach us about iris diagnostics and .. homeopathy.but
    The spirit is still there..

  • @alisonburgess345
    @alisonburgess345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video - I hope you’re heading out to see the famous wildflowers. It should be a good year. Part of the country is in severe drought but over that side I hope it’s OK. For us Aussies, this is a real treat! Have you got a local botanist with ya??

  • @brodooby4335
    @brodooby4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wicked Landscape! Thanks for the trip to the "land down under".

  • @jaimeeleewegner7178
    @jaimeeleewegner7178 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is where I live!! Just found your videos as I'm studying botany. So glad I did!

  • @dumoulin11
    @dumoulin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spring in Australia ...watch out for those nesting Australian Magpies, they get totally psycho protective!

  • @Blobble22
    @Blobble22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:04 is actually Banksia sessilis, which is differs from B. illicifolia with it's more cuneate leaf apices. Love your work

  • @EksNiHil0
    @EksNiHil0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for sharing alla this, man, I wish I had my own words to say it better, but yeah, it almost makes me not wanna die

  • @hbastronomer517
    @hbastronomer517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every god damn time you say something is going to blow my mind, it does. I had no idea about secondary pollen presentation, what a wild concept. Endless forms.

  • @gardnersmith3580
    @gardnersmith3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved. Charles Darwin. Origin of Species 1859.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glad you left out "the creator" part of that. He was bullied into adding that in there anyway by the scared halfwits in his day who couldn't accept the idea of evolution not being the will of a grand choreographer.

    • @aprilkurtz1589
      @aprilkurtz1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt I always liked this quote from William Beebe, it was relatively non-religious for the time and it addresses the ongoing extinction crisis:
      “The beauty and genius of a work of art may be reconceived, though its first material expression be destroyed; a vanished harmony may yet again inspire the composer, but when the last individual of a race of living things breathes no more, another heaven and another earth must pass before such a one can be again.”
      ― William Beebe

    • @aprilkurtz1589
      @aprilkurtz1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Peanut Bear So did FDR.

  • @meismeems1
    @meismeems1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This hippy ain't pissed off yet, you're slipping Tony.
    Have to add, those eucalyptus flowers are gorgeous!

  • @hughjohnson412
    @hughjohnson412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such quality, so enjoyable to learn... Thanks man

  • @JimmieK2010
    @JimmieK2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Come here. Let me love you. And then eat you.". Sums up the general perception of Australia. Although I do believe I would risk it to see this these in their native ecology. Keep Australia weird.

  • @jamesbutterson5218
    @jamesbutterson5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MAN you really get around! You could be a modern day Johny Apple seed, love the show 🌱💚💨

    • @8ftbed
      @8ftbed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Popular youtube channels seem to pay well, right?

  • @chriswalford4161
    @chriswalford4161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for exclaiming wonder! :)

  • @ДанилаГалечьян
    @ДанилаГалечьян 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Intro to proteoid roots" part is really interesting, thank you!

  • @calamagrostis88
    @calamagrostis88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here in Santa Cruz County every Eucalyptus globulus I see has notches cut out of the leaf margins by the eucalyptus tortoise beetles. These little guys are really helping us by reducing the leaf surface and thinning the canopies of these trees which are the largest weeds in the world.

    • @ColinMcCormack
      @ColinMcCormack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard they brought the Eucalypts to SoCal to use as railway sleepers - stupid bastards chose the wrong kind - doesn't grow straight-grained enough - so now you just have weeds.

  • @leebee3845
    @leebee3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love listening to the pronunciation with the accent on the first syllables. eg ZanTHOreah. We say ZanthoREAH. I'm so happy you came to little old Perth. We are a biodiversity hotspot here in SWest Australia and so I'm rapt to hear you even more excited than i am about this stuff.

  • @peterbernhardt5169
    @peterbernhardt5169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, those birds are called honeyeaters (Meliphagidae). While at King Park did you see the displays of native Asteraceae? They are now grown with the liquid smoke technique perfected in Western Australia. Hope you also saw the Caladenia flava in the grass at that time of year.

  • @violentcat345
    @violentcat345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so cool to learn abut plants I've been seeing all my life!

  • @payday510
    @payday510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Banksia Menziesii looks like something from another world. Great content as always, thanks for sharing.

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Homie's down under!

  • @iownyoubyfailing
    @iownyoubyfailing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im From Perth WA and this is my favorite channel on Botany education Fucking LEDGEND SEND IT TO MY EARS AND EYES.

  • @krjoyner56
    @krjoyner56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He said corvids! Knowledge paired with the bad boy style...please take the key to my heart. ♡♡♡☆

    • @krjoyner56
      @krjoyner56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommypetraglia4688
      Hiya Tommy 😘

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both crows and Australian magpies are passerines (that's the order) but you're right, Australian magpies are in a different family, Artamidae... I confused them with the Australian ravens I hear everywhere, which sound like upset cats, and are true corvids.
      Australian magpies aren't in the crow family and lack the nasal bristles (where the beak meets the head) indicative of the crow family. Another case of convergent evolution.

    • @krjoyner56
      @krjoyner56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      Taxonomy banters, synonomous to gently whispered sweet nothings...thank you gentlemen.

    • @ColinMcCormack
      @ColinMcCormack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been reading about this. Suggested that passerine birds evolved in gondwana, are older lineages than northern hemisphere birds. Apparently they have a higher proportion of species that are highly social. Magpies are amazing birds: like corvids but even smarter. New Zealandish parrots are also remarkable in this regard. Dunno about African species.

    • @krjoyner56
      @krjoyner56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommypetraglia4688 ::melt:: meet me at the chapel Tommy

  • @TriciaWonlove
    @TriciaWonlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't call me out when I'm taking bong rips watching your videos..

  • @JustinDickerman
    @JustinDickerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually am eating and ripping bongs...
    Oh Yeah! Real Nice!

  • @cynergy4
    @cynergy4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The leaves on that Grevillea look amazingly like rosemary, and the Allocasuarina resembles tiny Equisetum! Actually I'm puffin' on my pipe and drinking coffee. Sounds like you were the same kinda kid that I was, nothing delighted me more than to see a plant breaking thru the concrete. Love me sum Corvids!

  • @katiekane5247
    @katiekane5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic looking shit, no doubt, thanks for sharing. The internet isn't TOTAL crap, just mostly crap. You're the exception, again.
    Scaveola makes a pretty good ornamental plant in southern US, tolerates our heat. I've seen purple, pink & white cultivars. Doesn't get invasive, annual & doesn't reseed.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought he was gonna try to talk the beetle on the Drosera at 11:23 down off the plant, but I guess the beetle's ex girlfriend was right... Nobody will even notice he's gone.

  • @sazji
    @sazji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Australia seems to have all the psychedelic colored members of familiar families and genera. All the weird cousins.
    One correction - the “dew” on Drosera isn’t sugary; it’s just shiny and sticky mucilage. A friend of mine dared me to lick one, so I did. It turns your saliva into gravy.

    • @rcs368
      @rcs368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even though that sounds disgusting, it's quite fascinating. Any idea on the chemical compounds and or science behind that?

    • @sazji
      @sazji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rcs368 I’m not a chemist or physicist but this is interesting:
      doi.org/10.1098/rsif.2015.0226

    • @8ftbed
      @8ftbed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sazji
      Well, if you want a real surprise and treat, orchids! At least one. I've got a couple of Cattleya which I noticed with clear globs on the tips of foliage. At first I thought I'd overwatered or something, being new to growing orchids in home. Looked like big drops of water. I touched one and found it to be thick and sticky. So I tasted and WOW! Nectar. I've talked a few visitors into tasting. 😂

    • @sazji
      @sazji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      8ftbed :-)) I sometimes eat the nectar off my Nepenthes.

  • @erikchavarin6085
    @erikchavarin6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "doing some bong rips and eating chips"
    how to destroy ur entire audience in just one sentence

    • @chriswalford4161
      @chriswalford4161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! Half of that was a compliment!

    • @killsalot78
      @killsalot78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      high af with pita and Baba Ghanoush in my mouth right when he said that

    • @snuugumz
      @snuugumz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryan Smith wild, daddy-o. Loves me some Bobby and Chick.

    • @snuugumz
      @snuugumz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryan Smith ditto...all thanks to you!

  • @plainlogic
    @plainlogic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Has the rule on your finger been calibrated lately? Just wondering

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I add an extra millimeter notch for every moron I piss off on the left or the right. Going to have to start wrapping it around my wrist and up my arm.

    • @plainlogic
      @plainlogic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt fuckem if they can't take it.

  • @eriklares90
    @eriklares90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to your most recent podcast, got to you talking about going to Australia today, and was super stoked. Just wish i could remember all of the information you spit out.

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of the podcast?

    • @eriklares90
      @eriklares90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@purplelizard2348 Same as the channel, crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eriklares90 cool shit thanks brotha

    • @eriklares90
      @eriklares90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@purplelizard2348 He gets carried away on rants like, half the time, but they're every bit as interesting as the botanizing.

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alot of crazy shit in Australia. Looking forward to these episodes. You know your audience btw u nailed it Im getting baked while watching

  • @englishcoach7772
    @englishcoach7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing the great side of it. You do that Tony! I aints pulling your chain. Solid content.

  • @GrobbingThistle0
    @GrobbingThistle0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    glad you enjoyed King's Park - beautiful place!

  • @patterguitsit7124
    @patterguitsit7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The banksias are how I imagined Aussie botany. Thanks for the vid man.

  • @joepopotterbutler6555
    @joepopotterbutler6555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video as usual. Goodeniaceae is almost endemic to Australia. We got three species here in NEw Zealand too.

  • @chriss.2279
    @chriss.2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the plant stuff but it's the observations on Modern Homo Sapiens that I find most refreshing.

  • @msanchez7317
    @msanchez7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice! It would be interesting to see a tour of the Eastern US, if you're ever enjoying the wilderness out this way.

  • @STROONZONY
    @STROONZONY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "have a sclerophyllous daydream, cracken a woodey mornin glory...

  • @doormouse5345
    @doormouse5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    cool to see ya enjoying it down here. a walk thru the sticks in Oz is like self flagellation while the wildlife observes n mocks

  • @dextrodemon
    @dextrodemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so weird you being in perth, i started watching your channel and thus started walking around reserves and stuff, looking at plants. but i don't know what anything is. but i was like 'damn i hope he goes to australia one day so i can get some clues about clades and stuff without doing any reading' and then you're literally right here like a month or two later.

  • @jbb7616
    @jbb7616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I very much enjoy your content gotdammit!

  • @snuugumz
    @snuugumz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “An’ loogid dat...a bigass hair tree!” I believe I have had what one might

  • @daemonhat
    @daemonhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    no bong rips, just eating food lol.

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After the Lebowski reference I honestly did wait for you to tie the Eucalypt comparison to Nam...

  • @jameswalker3416
    @jameswalker3416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love carnivorous plants. I hope u get to cephalotus while your there I would love to see them in the wild. There by far my favorite cp.

    • @sazji
      @sazji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to make the same comment, then saw yours so I won’t be that guy who comments without reading the other comments. :-)

  • @neretaireamenhotep2186
    @neretaireamenhotep2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg i luv ya! Protea is my favorite so im tuning in with bells on

  • @JEEDUHCHRI
    @JEEDUHCHRI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do they determine the closest living member (in this instance the plant related to the sycamore at 5:30) by the genes?

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. Used to just be by morphological differences and similarities however matching up the "barcodes" in DNA is the surefire resolution to distinguishing close relationships these days. "Apomorphies" are traits that two or more species share as a result of common ancestry...this is also known as a "homologous trait".
      However, two unrelated organisms can look alike - like Cactus and Euphorbia - due to experiencing the same stresses and selective pressures in their evolutionary histories. Cacti and Euphorbs are not related, but both have spines and succulence as a result of evolving in Deserts. This is called "parallelism" or "convergent evolution". A trait that is not a result of shared ancestry is also called "homoplasious".
      Apomorphies - traits shared as a result of common ancestry - can also be molecular, ie apparent in the genome and the "DNA barcode", like say a 22,000 base-pair inversion (think palindrome) in most of the Asteraceae. At some point, however many millions of years ago, the common ancestor all modern Asteraceae share (save for one small subfamily) experienced a mutation in its genome (the mutation was this 22,000 base pair reversal, also known as an inversion) . That mutation was then inherited and passed down to EVERY SINGLE species that descended from this common ancestor.
      Confusing, but after you've read it a couple hundred times and thought about it and SEEN it, it makes sense 😂.

    • @JEEDUHCHRI
      @JEEDUHCHRI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Appreciate ya. Thanks.

  • @brendotheoffendo
    @brendotheoffendo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:55 You are correct sir.

  • @charlesross9260
    @charlesross9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy really knows his shit

  • @StanTheObserver-lo8rx
    @StanTheObserver-lo8rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "Med Climate" puts ours to shame. We must live in one of the coldest Med climates on Earth and at 37 north too. I have a South African Protea- King Protea in Haysticks here..but all growth no blooms so far in five years. Tricky son of a gun to keep.
    The Euc macracantha is fantastically showy...only now in California nurseries are afraid to carry the whole genus in the ignorance of them being firestarters (The Prodigy) and that they "sterilize" the soils. Don't seem to sterilize the continent of Australia.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @memomorph5375
    @memomorph5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Birdie proboscis” made me smile

  • @KatieMcCuee
    @KatieMcCuee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooooooo! Thank you so much for showing off some Australian plants.

  • @marinakukso
    @marinakukso 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    yay i'm not the only one who has nicked pieces of succulents from berkeley gardens!

  • @the4thj
    @the4thj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG! You make botany fun!

  • @MiaLissetteMusic
    @MiaLissetteMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “No need to correct me if I’m wrong. I don’t give a shit” 😂😂😂

  • @cabinboy5282
    @cabinboy5282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate that your out sweating your ass off to help me learn while Im at home stoned eating a peanut butter and jelly.

  • @BESHYSBEES
    @BESHYSBEES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From what I know There is over 1200 eucalyptus/Corymbia with 400 being mallee type

  • @mkuc6951
    @mkuc6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Check out the amazing Adinsonia gregorii at the top of the hill. Also keep an eye out for geophytic orchids.

  • @michaelhill5149
    @michaelhill5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was legit ripping a bong when you mentioned it lol, Kings park FTW

  • @katlandreth6430
    @katlandreth6430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which episode of Joey Yells Bullshit at Animals was this? 3? 4? Anyway, the different strategies nature has found to survive is mind boggling and beautiful. I've always loved plants (they fucking make themselves out of sunlight and thin air, how could you not love that?) But this channel is giving me a renewed appreciation for them. Thanks for sharing.

  • @victorsaloum9731
    @victorsaloum9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    100k is inbound Costa Rica?

  • @paulshowers1200
    @paulshowers1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The coffee must be damn good in Australia.

  • @upaiaq
    @upaiaq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even brings up E.O. Wilson fucking hero.Raising my my Patreon donation.

  • @vikibanaszak4881
    @vikibanaszak4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG!!! They let you into Australia? LOL Stay safe over there.

  • @dontalkt2meboutheros
    @dontalkt2meboutheros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could be mistletoe mimicking the hosts morphology, always a food source attractant for birds which in the process poop out mistletoe seeds onto new hosts while looking for a meal. Perhaps the host benefits with insect pests being on the menu too.

  • @WayneTheSeine
    @WayneTheSeine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow.... such weird looking plants and flowers. Never give a kangaroo a ride..... He will show his appreciation by beating the shit out of you.