Most Boneheaded Moments of the Year!! | Boneheaded Boaters | Broncos Guru
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- Most Boneheaded Moments of the Year!! | Boneheaded Boaters | Broncos Guru
Welcome back to Boneheaded Boaters of the Week! As usual we review some clips of some people doing some silly things on a boat mixed in with some people doing incredible things on boats.
This week we review the most boneheaded moments of the year.
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"At least it will be fresh when it gets there." Best comment.
Haha, came here for this comment. 😂😂😂
Me too👍👍👍
@@2dawgsmiked684 same!
03:20 listen carefully and you can hear the spectators hilariously predicting catastrophe as they chant that godawful “oh no. oh no. oh no no no no no” song. Brilliant.
7:55 "At least it will be fresh when you get there." Thank this woman for me. It is REALLY rare when I laugh out loud.
@@Welcometomyworld4754 My Thoughts exactly, witty woman!
The woman who swam back to the boat! I'd be swimming any direction but to the boat!
Well,she couldn't GUT the "captain" from the dock!😆
@@walldogger1 lmao good point!
(7:55) “At least it will be fresh when you get there.”
Bravo, ma’am. 🤣
The irresponsibility of the captains of boats large and small never ceases to amaze me.
And intoxication
The canoe “ wrap”! Wow! 😂 Thank you BG!
Point of correction: Sailboats "rudder". If the keel was on the dock THAT would be the footage of the year. How that happened either way still amazes me, it MIGHT have drifted over the dock at an exceptionally high tide?
I came here to mention the same thing about rudder vs keel... but, seriously how did that happen? Was it a travel-lift launch gone wrong? And if so, why didn't they just bring the travel lift back?
After all those questions, why didn't they just find a way to lift the stern of the boat a little bit? A few jackstands, a few long 4x4s and that stern could have been popped right off the dock without a sledge hammer...
Also came here to comment that it's the rudder.
This was also, what I was going to comment on.
Broncos is not much of a guru when it comes to sailboats. 😄
@@mhub3576 I've noticed that but, they are still entertaining videos. Cheers.
The dude with the sledgehammer wailing on the rudder, oomph, your good, have nice day!
Ty excellent content showing all the carnage around Florida .. Merry Christmas from St. Augustine.
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Working as a boat mechanic in the 90's at a Mom and Pop boat store, that wasn't on the water, I had to trailer boats to the ramp all the time to test them. I always knew, if there was a crowd, that I would have to help somebody, or I wouldn't get mine in the water. I always thought it would be fun to get some beers and set up a chair to watch on a weekend, but I never did it. You have done it for me, Broncos Guru, thanks!
The dude with the camper was literally rolling coal tryna get that thing through the drive-thru, tearing up the building the entire time! 😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah, talk about whiskey throttle 😤
I want to know how when you get your camper stuck in the drive though your idea to fix it is to back up and go full send.
I had some issues pulling my boat out at the end of this season. The port engine went down, had a stiff port/aft quartering wind, and I was single handing. Watching your vids of what not to do and practicing my low speed handling skills a lot during the season really helped me to stay calm and not damage anything.
Thanks for all of the great content this year, Hero!
John, reading that you have learned from other people mistakes and applying them in your own way. I applaud you. Your awesome.
I just wish that the rest of the world would also follow as well.
Many years of boating. IDLE SPEED, collect your thoughts. Hitting anything at idle speed is not going to hurt a thing.
NEXT: Toss the anchor. Cant hit much if the anchor is out. Take your time and refocus.
STILL HAVING A PROB. Ask someone at the marina to dock it for you. (I have actually done that) No one is going to turn turn a chance to save THEIR boat.
DONT THINK throttles is gonna help you at all.Stay off the gas
At the end that was not Saran Wrap lol. It's stretch wrap used in shipping and actually quite a good idea. And regarding that sailboat earlier on it wasn't the keel up on land of course it was the rudder.
Also, that was Coe Circle on NE Glisan here in Portland, Oregon.
I agree. That stuff is strong when a few wraps are made. I love the woman's comment at the end " it's going to be fresh when it gets there" lol
The guy launching the jet ski was hilarious! Even if he launched where would you go in those conditions? It's not fun being out there in rough seas with a small craft like that.
Great recap of so many cringe-worthy scenes. Especially feel bad for the folks whose boats got destroyed by boneheads when they weren't even there. Gotta love that call from the marina: "Ah, Mr. Smith, if you going to take your cruiser out this weekend you may want to make other plans..."
As per when it played the first time, the guy at the end using skid-wrap to tie down his kayak (if a short trip) is genius.
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The plastic wrap is always my go-to tie down material.
It's what keeps the logistics world moving daily. These guys got a proven idea modified. Though I woulda thrown some towels down for the paintwork.
And as the voice said “ it’s gonna be fresh when it gets there “.🤣🤣🤣
@@bend3rbot That's what I was thinking too lol
If plastic wrap can hold 1 ton of goods to a skid it can definitely hold an 100lbs canoe to a Subaru
It really is good for securing things and easy to use.
@@joshriver75 Once that bad boy gets some wind under it, I’m not so sure. Lol Although, those folded over mattresses go down the highway with one piece of string. 😂
😄 haha 😄 that lady at the end..." atleast it will be fresh when they get there "
Understatement of the year!
“Some people shouldn’t drive boats!”
If only there was a test to screen them before they proved “they shouldn’t drive boats!” or back up trailers.
Wow that boat launch must be near a shipping channel to get wakes that big, the boneheaded part was picking that launch site.
Amen
Did u say drive boats or cars
@@danrook5757 backing up trailers implies cars or trucks.
But there’s plenty of justification to test people before driving any vehicle. There are just those people that the world would be a better place if they were confined to a straight-jacket.
Some people just shouldn't _____! Might be "have children", "boat", "operate any machinery", "cook", etc. Almost guaranteed that someone who fits into one category fits into many. They're still going to try. Best we can do if we can't talk them out of it is either help them through it or make dang sure we get it on video--that way we can repeatedly show them while saying, "I told you so!"
Well that was the quickest 8 min and 46 seconds of the year. More! More! 🤗🤗
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5:35 who ever installed that mailbox should see this!
It amazes me how many captains panicked and then hit full throttle. I always cut the motor off or throttle down if I'm in doubt
That would be far too logical for some guys.
Na when in doubt go flat out.
I laughed at the outboard motor falling off
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Thank you for the fun you and your content added to 2021!! I wish you and your family a great holiday season and a prosperous New Year! Thanks guru.
I'm liking the saying, "Go slow like a pro, not fast like an ass."
A lot of these boaters could learn from it.
That last vid. That's not saran wrap, that's pallet wrap. If they used enough of it, it likely held.
Shrink wrap.
Pretty sure some hardware store rope would have been a lot cheaper and safer. 🤣
@@JesseG085 Pallet wrap is used to hold hundreds and sometimes thousands of pounds of items on a pallet. If he used enough of it, that boat's going nowhere. But, yeah, the rope is probably cheaper.
@@GUNNER67akaKelt I use to wrap pallets with it. I'd still stick with rope.
I wonder if he didn't "borrow" a roll from work... that would make a lot more sense. 🤣
@@JesseG085 Hehe, sounds about right.
This channel always gives me pause before I hook up my boat and double check my checklists.
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Hey guru that sailboat on the dock had the rudder stuck not the keel.
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That guy at 7:10 pulling an RV can’t fit in the drive thru so he starts brake torquing! What a riot!
"Whiskey Throttle" - lmfao!
It never ceases to amaze me why people panic in marinas. If you're having trouble better to drift slowly into another boat or pier than to try and correct with a full throttle and end up with thousands of dollars damage
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The last lady said it all "You can't make this up !"
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The best.. "At least it will be fresh when it gets there"... 😁😁
Of course! A drive through, a trailer, a pick-up truck and a mason jar genius at the wheel... a perfect equation for disaster.
What a bunch of docks!
“It’s gonna be fresh when they get there”. Too much!
Awesome recap!
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"What is the safest boat to dock at a marina?"
"A battleship."
I had seen that one of the guy driving thru the metal gates. But I just noticed the gates had the words on there BEER POINT. Something tells me the driver lived up to it! Great recap of the year!
I thought it said Bear Point, but I like yours better.
I really enjoyed living on my sailboat at a marina in Virginia because on the weekends it was never a dull moment I’ve seen everything possible.
The sledge hammer to the rudder made my heart hurt.
We are devolving.
The best thing about this channel is the weekly reminder to just take a few more seconds or minutes to think about what I am trying to do with the boat; especially in tight quarters.
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Bronco Guru that narrator at the end deserves a reward. I driven to laughter!
The canoe and the Serran wrap is proof the bone has grown in the cranium to connect the ears !
Hey look at me everyone, I am a first time boat owner. I watched a couple video's on TH-cam, showing me how to dock. Piece of cake! Hold my beer! The people on shore are yelling, drop your anchors buddy. Warn innocent people with your horn at least. Don't people have to take a basic boater safety course anymore? You can't buy a jet, and now you are a pilot. This is crazy.
«This gon be fresh when he get there..» KEWK
Good compilation mate. Thanks for entertaining us all year :)
It's been one hell of a year. Happy holidays to guru family and all my drain plug mafia comrades out there.
5:38 damn thats a good mailbox
Broncos thanks for a great recap of the year. Brought back a lot of memories! Looking fiorward to what you find for this channel and the others too in 2022. Merry Christmas and. Happy New year
Thanks for watching John!
WHISKEY THROTTLE! 😂
The guy with the hammer on the sailboat didn't finish his job 😂🥳
That "ceram wrap" was actually high strength cling film of the kind used in warehouses around the world to tie together goods on shipping pallets. As long as they use enough of it, it should be just fine.
I've personally used it on many an occasion, back in my warehouse days, to hold together over half a ton of beer kegs on a pallet. Heck, we used to prank each other with the stuff, and in just a couple wraps, it's strong enough to prevent a grown man from escaping from it. It's some really tough stuff, and probably held that canoe in place as good, if not better than some ratchet straps would have.
"As long as they use enough of it, it should be just fine." The same could be said for litereally any material, even something as ridiculous as spider silk, you just need "enough of it." It's still a stupid move. Also, you don't know for sure it was packing-grade plastic wrap or if it was food-grade. I've seen the same rolls in countless restaurants and the two look identical from a distance, but have VERY different tensile strength.
It's spreads the load on the kayak and the car, well too, without scratching the surfaces.
Your point would only make sense if they then used the shrink wrap to secure the pallets to a flatbed trailer. Enough wind and bumps and that yak 100% would flex that plastic enough to slide out.
You mean saran wrap. Or were you quoting verbatim from the video or some other comment?
Thank you broncos! It has been a wild year of loonies. Have a Merry Christmas!
Thankfully none of the dumb stuff I did made it to your channel lol keep it up man
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Great video Broncos... you are the best... thanks man.
With that sailboat half way through, it wasn't the keel that was stuck on the dock but the rudder. Lots of sailboats like to back in, a good wave and a bad anchor can do this.
By how high it looks from the water to the sea wall it needed one hell of a fucking wave.
My first time taking my boat out, the boat wasn't perfectly centered on the trailer when I got it back on. It shifted a little bit, loosening to stern straps. Pulled over, tightened them back up, all was good. I felt like a fucking failure. Seeing your videos, I feel like Rookie of the Year and MVP all in one.
What is even more amazing is seeing the statues in the back ground, it is a wonderful sight! 😁🛫
Your videos are top notch bronco .....always entertaining....merry Christmas and happy new year!
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3:20 the people singing the "oh no" TikTok song. That's the only time I've heard it and thought it was appropriate.
Hey BG thanks for the awesome year! A symphony of boneheads doing what they do! Lol, I gotta say that one with the women getting stream rolled by that pontoon boat still gives me a sick feeling in my stomach and I can't believe believe she didn't get more seriously hurt and it's incredible luck she didn't get struck by the prop!! Anyways thanks again, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you and yours!!! Drain plug gang fo life!!! Gang Gang! Lol
Great recap! Scenes worthy of Buster Keaton! Although, of course, Buster actually designed his effects; these people are natural geniuses (?) I guess.
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Boats and caravans ya gotta love em.
I fish alone. I launch and load my boat by myself. I've never had these kind of problems, even when I was a greenhorn. I learned from experienced boaters before even buying my first boat.
Thanks to all the new Boaters from the pandemic
crazy year for sure. thanks bronco's for never giving me a tumbler. its greatly unappreciated lol. cheers!
Cheers for a great year of boneheaded boaters and so much other content. ❤️ 🇬🇧
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Excellent episode
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7:00 I love that this guy thinks forward is the direction to go to get out of that mess
Thanks for the dedication my friend
Love your Channel and your comments….you make me laugh!
5:58 not gonna lie the dude grabbing that chalk was genius
man cant tell difference on keel and rudder
good stuff anyways, always good laughs watching these vids :D
Nice way to put a cap on the year. Look forward to more bone headed boaters in 2022
Thanks Leonard!
Gotta love the Saran wrap... It can be used for a drain plug too🤣
Lmao, You can not make this stuff up, “It will be simply fresh when they get there.”
Hahaha, love the pallet stretch wrap. I bet that guy either just bought that, or he ran into some trouble and that was someone helping him out... Hopefully... Because it's certainly a tad odd!
When I worked at home depot as a lot person, helping people load. We were instructed by the management never tie the load down for them because of possible lawsuits.
Harbor freight ratchets are awesome .
I live in N.E. wherever that boat ramp is looks to be a damn sight warmer than we are.... I'm retired. Disabled... would love nothing more than to sit there with a camera every day.
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@@amytaylor8393 every day breathing is a great day! And a grateful one.
A day kicking em down is better than the day you kick them up.
And same to you!! ❤
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!
@@charliesschroedinger that’s cool, nice to hear back from you. How’s everything going on over there and I hope you’re enjoying the season of Christmas?
The dude in the drive through. Nuts
Docking can be scary, especially in foul weather when everyone is watching, but thankfully I've never embarrassed myself
I mainly follow this channel just to hear the way broncosguru pronounces the word DOCK, and this vid did not disappoint! Thank you 😊 p.s. Yes I'm an Ossie
3:46 sir that is a rudder not a keel 😳😂
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Hahaha. You humans, keep it up, we can’t get enough. 👽
Some real prize plums in charge of some seriously expensive craft 😱
Ahh, that sail craft doesn't need a rudder either.
As the wise LT once said. “Gentlemen that brings me to my next point, don’t smoke crack” lol.
“At least it will be fresh when it gets there.” Saran wrapped boat to be the car roof.. Buahahahahahahaha 🤣
Nice show have a great holiday everyone
Love that saran wrapped canoe in the end. That may be the new trend, who needs ropes, tie downs or racks?
Man I love these! Thanks 😊
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@@amytaylor8393 shoveling snow and hopefully get a foot more. I want to dig out the snowmobile:)
@@chriskemper7627 that’s cool, it’s cold here just trying to stay warm
@@chriskemper7627 where are you from?
@@amytaylor8393 Northern Wisconsin. Only have 2 months of snowmobiling.
Sailboat rudder on the dock: The boat itself hasn't got the thrust to do that, but there are two things that do. 1. A really strong wind, such as a hurricane, F3-ish. 2. Another boat we didn't see in the video.
The tide going down.
@@Kogacarlo The dock we're looking at is a sea wall type dock. It's designed so that the highest tide is still well below its level, 3 or 4 feet. We'd need a short ladder to reach her deck. It's really not even a dock, just a wall you might be able to tie off to. Sailboats that size, unloaded, draft an easy five or six feet. Most likely, Nature did that, but a glancing blow from another boat is still possible. Her sails are all furled, and her best speed under fuel is about 10 knots, so it wasn't self-inflicted. She did float away, so the water there was deep enough. If it was another boat, I hope someone got the ID!
@@chaosopher23 actually what is hanging in the top right corner? That is another rudder of a boat hanging in a crane. Possibly something went wrong craning the boat. (That's how we say it in Dutch) But I still don't get why they used a hammer to free that vessel. Anyway, it needs a new rudder.
@@Kogacarlo "Craning" is a good verb for it, I can't think of another. That little white elephant in the upper right corner you pointed out says it's another boat in queue, and the one going in got craned the wrong way. That explains more than my storm or an errant boat.
Using a hammer: Either that was the owner, or the owner wasn't around for it.
Merry Christmas Guru!
Wild, really wild. I think he said it was wild.
Keep em’ coming Broncos
Thank You for the entertainment
Shrink wrap made my day.
The blue top pontoon was my home down at AJ’s in destin Florida. Did not see it in person but funny to watch.
I saw a man once in Deridder, La drive a motor home thru the drive thru at Popeye's. He tore up the overhang on the roof and tore the crap out of his RV. It was a sight to behold...lol
At least it will be fresh when they get there ! Good one ! I kinda think it might work though.
Good recap, it was the rudder of the sailboat that was stuck, not the keel.
This was painful to watch. If that was my Bertram getting hit... I might just choose violence.
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