@@Couldn9ne What type of logic is that? 💀So all people who find an overplayed joke “annoying” hate their life…. ok got it. You’re very smart. Not gonna argue that logic.
Tourists ALWAYS ignore advice where and where not to swim in Jamaica - it’s like they feel they know best because they come from the West. In Jamaica they say, ‘Who don’t hear - feel…’
Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are extremely high. Consentual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.
Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are insanely high and the police turns a blind eye, as a consequence most queer people in Jamaica stay in the closet their entire lives, are fortunate enough to be able to leave or commit suicide. Consensual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.
This man, @BartekBucher really took 1 CPR class 20 years ago and said “yep. That’s it. I’m fully equipped to save anyone’s life, anytime, anywhere. Just gotta kiss and blow. A normal Thursday.”
Actually theyre not, they teach not to administer Mouth to Mouth now. Its a forgotten technique that doesnt really provide much value. Chest compressions ate the rate of 2 per second is the most efficient and practised way to bring someone back around after drowning.
@@thoughtfox12 the original commenter probably finds it funny that not giving lip to lip to save someones life is the "sensible" choice its not a grammar comment thing. at least that's what I think
I remember going out windsurfing for the first time when I was about 15 in Jamaica, the instructor taught me bare minimum and sent me out on my own - then when I kept drifting out all I could hear was him shouting at me from the beach in thick patois as I slowly drifted miles out. Safe to say I haven't done much windsurfing since then haha
I’m an EMT. We don’t give mouth to mouth because the dangers of catching a disease is not worth the minuscule benefit of breaths. CPR is leagues more important than breath.
@@soey.carter4126 When you’re trying to save someone’s life that’s the last thing you think about. Also, it’s basically never an attractive woman. Never done CPR on anyone below 60 tbh.
I'd wager patois is a language. People try to say AAVE is a language, I think it's a dialect. But patois is a language born from English much like English descends from German long ago (and many other things, yes). Similarities are there, patois being a more modernly understandable language from english
@@spook6394As a Jamaican yute, u are correct we speak patios but would still say we have different accents in Jamaica , some real thick n heavy some more proper etc, just depends what part of Jamaica and social standings you come from
Actually it's not funny because it's wide spread homophobia in Jamaica, you never heard Jamaican songs about killing gays and other shit? Check this out, its not a friendly and open place as some people might think.
In new CPR guidelines, mouth to mouth is not required as chest compressions are more important than the time it takes to administer that breath. It is still recommended that mouth to mouth happens if there are two people doing CPR, but they specifically sell a mask for this reason, because one downsides of the process is people have a habit of throwing up while being saved. Besides that, there is also the need to avoid diseases. Another downside is that ribs have a habit of breaking during CPR due to the amount of force that is used to keep your heart going. If you're lucky, you'll just get away with bruises.
It changes every couple of years every time they change it they add more chest compressions less mouth to mouth what they've started to realize it's more important keeping the blood circulating then trying to blow fresh air in
I'm trying my best to find the correct answer. Seems mouth to mouth is still used in drowning resuscitation but I'm not sure. All I know is if a pulse is gone, as doctor Mike says, "chest compressions chest compressions, chest compressions"
@@anthonyc19this is the only actual right answer for and MTM and CPR together is purely for drowning cases. MTM is hardly necessary for any other time.
This actually isn't totally true just a misunderstanding of the new guidelines. If pulse but not breathing- give breaths. If no pulse and cpr certified- 30 compressions to two breaths. If you're a bystander and don't know what you're doing- push hard and push fast on the chest. Don't stop. That's the misconception. Research showed people that didn't know what they were doing were not supplying adequate pressure to expand the lungs and some amount of o2 was still present in the blood. Therefore they changed the guidelines to say, "if you don't know what you're doing or unwilling to give breaths do compressions." Also- the ribs don't usually break although they can. Instead, more often than not, the ribs detach from the sternum. Cpr is a traumatic experience not to be taken lightly but the alternative is you're dead so...
This is and im not kidding highest form of comedy. The way he knows the answer before the question because he knows the culture. I am stunned at the genius of the bit.
if you can't drive a car, why would you get in the drivers seat...if you can't swim, why get into the water? swim at your own risk everywhere not just Jamaica hahah
Jamaicans and dem boys out in the US Virgin Islanda are literally the coolest people on Earth. Seriously. My old squad leader dace nicholas...best guy ever.
I am Jamaican, and I agree with you about the US Virgin Islanders.....I had my best Spring break there back in the 90's and those folks were the nicest ever....
A few months back I subscribed. I am sure that like me, many others asked for more Jamaican vids. I couldn't be happier the last couple months with what he's doing.
@@AdidTurreno You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard so its not their job, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth
less and less they love holding on to that hate @@ImBobbyRicigliano i never thought i would live to see the LBGTQ+ living as free as free could be in JA.
@@ImBobbyRicigliano yes, they are open and unapologetic about it. It's a shame their absurdity is celebrated. Look at them laughing at being incompetent.
When i was riding on a bus from Kingston to the north coast some Jamaicans on the street gave me the "slit your throat" gesture but i like to think it was a joke.
Bro I’ve been watching you’re videos for a few months now and I gotta say you never fail to make me laugh or smile and this is coming from someone who endured 2-3 years of straight hardship. Your account is golden bro, keep going.
I actually understood the whole conversation!!😱😂 either this was laid back or watching your videos is actually helping learn new language!? Can’t speak it for sure!😂
Mouth-to-mouth CPR only delivers a limited amount of oxygen. If you have a one-way valve it couldn’t hurt, however, you’re risking your own health if you choose to use mouth-to-mouth. Otherwise, deliver oxygen if available - chest compressions alone tend to be effective.
You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth
Marcus Garvey in Nova Scotia, Canada on October 1, 1937. Garvey said then, “We’re going to emancipate ourselves from mental slavery because while others might free the body, none but ourselves can free the mind. [The] mind is your only ruler, sovereign; the man who is not able to develop and use his mind is bound to be slave of the other man that uses his mind.”
I remember I was in a CPR training course. The instructor asked us in which circumstances would we give mouth to mouth? One male student said, "if it's with a beautiful woman!" The whole class roared with laughter and the instructor didn't know what to say. He looked like he wanted to laugh too, but was trying to stay professional. 😂
Fun fact, compression only CPR is becoming standard procedure. Rescue breaths aren’t required anymore, just the pumping of the chest is enough to get blood moving and oxygen flowing to keep you alive
The lifeguard is saying they don't do mouth to mouth to avoid punishment by Jamaica's legal requirements to try to save them...But they are such a homophobic people. Time magazine called Jamaica the most homophobic country on Earth in 2006. That's a competitive title, right there, my friend. Rastafari are notoriously and violently homophobic. Violence against gays is common - like everyday common - in Jamaica.
Lol "if him dead, him dead" 💀 ☠️
Just wait till you see “😮it’s almost like we watched the SAME vid” 🤦🏾♂️Can’t be the only one that finds that annoying.
@@adamsheriff2468you clearly hate your life. You are the only one who gets triggered over nothing. Find love
@@adamsheriff2468yo you ok??
@@Couldn9ne What type of logic is that? 💀So all people who find an overplayed joke “annoying” hate their life…. ok got it. You’re very smart. Not gonna argue that logic.
@@Couldn9necome on now, he is kinda right, you can’t say someone hates their life for finding a overused joke annoying 😂😂
Russian " if he dies, he dies "
Jamaican " If him dead, him dead "
😂😂😂
Nigerian: "If he has died, he has died o!" 😂😂😂
@@chiinechi9472
No na 😀....
Nigerian pidgin English:
✓ If him done die, him done die.
✓ Who don die, done die
✓ Who don kpai, na kpai be dat
I'm talking of Nigerian English... not pidgin.
In pidgin "IF E DON DIE, E DON DIE" @@Blink4army7stay8
@@Blink4army7stay8aunty you see, you sabi wetin I dey yan.
@@chiinechi9472
Yes na.
As a Naija person, I sabi wetin u dey yarn wella.
The reaction/laughter of lifeguards after getting the answer to their question was natural, and priceless.
Homophobia is hilarious
@gotanymetapodsx nobody is scared
@@gotanymetapodsx Always one of these
@@gotanymetapodsxhomophobia is hilarious, ask dave chapelle.
@@gotanymetapodsx A man not wanting to put his lips on another man's lips and homophobia are two completely different things little buddy
😂😂 Vacation prep 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
1. Learn to swim.
2. Learn to not drown.
3. Prepare to not dead.
😂😂😂
Can’t expect a black lifeguard to even pull you out of the water…
4. Relax on mouth a mouth
There's a decent amount of homophobia in 🇯🇲 unfortunately. I love the culture though.
@professorswaggamuffin7572 we need to bring it back in American
Moral of the story...dont drown in Jamaica
best know how to swim 😂😂
As a man, woman getting all the aid
...as a him.😅
That is it
Tourists ALWAYS ignore advice where and where not to swim in Jamaica - it’s like they feel they know best because they come from the West. In Jamaica they say, ‘Who don’t hear - feel…’
“If him want dead, him dead” 😂 that part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂 like "he chose to drown, I won't stop it"
You dead 😂😂😂😂
Bruh even the fact you said it killed u💀
@@YaBoiAlex lol
Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are extremely high. Consentual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.
I could listen this dialect for days 😂😂
Or you could move there and listen to it for the rest of your life, maybe after a few years you’ll start talking like that
As long as they had subtitles
Facts 😂
Yes it sounds musical
you should watch the new bob marley movie
the timing on that, "nah, man," when he asked him if he'd do it was on point. 😂😂😂
"timing"? He simply replied.
@@Electra-xm7luIt was timed well, from a comedic perspective
The “you have sense” in the end got me cracking 🤣🤣
Lol no homo
😂
Me too…. Good man!
Discrimination and violence against LGBT persons are exceedingly common in Jamaica, it's one of the most dangerous countries to be gay, rates of violence against gay men are insanely high and the police turns a blind eye, as a consequence most queer people in Jamaica stay in the closet their entire lives, are fortunate enough to be able to leave or commit suicide. Consensual sex between people of the same sex is illegal and punishable with 10 years of prison. This video is trying to be lighthearted but that's probably why these men would rather let someone suffocate than do complete cpr.
😂😂😂😂😂
"What about a woman?"
"Only mouth to mouth, no CPR." 😂
As a jamaican, she's getting the CPR. Hol' a titty real quick but she's getting it.
CPR can also be sexy
Both together at the same time..
@@leonfa259intentionally breaking someone's ribs is sexy?..
@@Blackhole-TON618 Yes, if it helps to save her life. You should really do a first aid course.
They some bad lifeguards lmao 😂😂😂 ima die drowning hearing “No, no no!”
Killy no deh pon that
This man, @BartekBucher really took 1 CPR class 20 years ago and said “yep. That’s it. I’m fully equipped to save anyone’s life, anytime, anywhere. Just gotta kiss and blow. A normal Thursday.”
And "if him dead him dead"
Actually theyre not, they teach not to administer Mouth to Mouth now. Its a forgotten technique that doesnt really provide much value. Chest compressions ate the rate of 2 per second is the most efficient and practised way to bring someone back around after drowning.
@@hypez9460eh, I’m sure they wouldn’t hv done it even if it was the most optimal solution for saving the guy so they still bad lifeguards
"YOU HAVE SENSE"😂😂😂😂😂man thats something else
“Remember you know them say, at least you try” 😭😭
“You try but… you didn’t… do everything” 😂😂😂
A for Effort
😂😂😂😂
Jamaican attitude summed up: “Yuh nah haffi do everything… a lease we assist “
dude keep the jamaican videos going i beg you
These are golden
❤100% the best! Can’t get enough 😂❤
He's probably on holidays for Christmas or something
yah mang! 😂
They’re the fooooking best 😂
"You have sense" lmao
that's interestingly exactly how you say it in italian and spanish (probably french too idk)
@thoughtfox12 We only use it with "it", like "ça a du sens" (literally "it has sens")
@@thoughtfox12 It's how I hear it in English too
@@doudadi8282Nope. We use it in: T’as raison.. as well and tienes razon in Spanish
@@thoughtfox12 the original commenter probably finds it funny that not giving lip to lip to save someones life is the "sensible" choice
its not a grammar comment thing. at least that's what I think
This channel is actully getting funnier week by week 😂
I love the Jamaican interactions more than anything 😂
Its the best literally the Jamaican ones
True
Don't drown anywhere !
All a dem a Jamaican
“If he dead, he dead..”
- A Jamaican lifeguard
😂
??
@@veritaseruwhat’s hard to understand💀play the video back and read the subtitles then read the comment with your slow self.
Ironic. I'd give that exact advice to you.
The quote was:
"If him dead, him dead"
@@veritaseruOh man he got one word wrong you really owned him
@@perhaps1094 when one word accounts for 40% of the quote..
"You have sense" 😂😂😂
I remember going out windsurfing for the first time when I was about 15 in Jamaica, the instructor taught me bare minimum and sent me out on my own - then when I kept drifting out all I could hear was him shouting at me from the beach in thick patois as I slowly drifted miles out. Safe to say I haven't done much windsurfing since then haha
"No we don't have to do everything"😂💀
Guess that's Jesus job o
I’m an EMT. We don’t give mouth to mouth because the dangers of catching a disease is not worth the minuscule benefit of breaths. CPR is leagues more important than breath.
At least we assist 😂
@@jessegrove5456What if it’s an attractive woman?
@@soey.carter4126 When you’re trying to save someone’s life that’s the last thing you think about. Also, it’s basically never an attractive woman. Never done CPR on anyone below 60 tbh.
“Noo we don’t have to do everything” took me out😂😂
Savage 💀😂
These Jamaican are just so chill and fun. What a great culture
Just don't drown in front of one
So chill and fun, and homophobic they are afraid to give a man cpr to save his life
@@Aethul-wd9ke and dont be homosexual
Very great culture, have you seen the videos? Literal hell, bullets flying everywhere
@@Aethul-wd9keif me dead, me dead 🤷🏽♂️
Please continue to keep the Jamaican video rolling..love it..❤❤😂😂
This dude delivers every time 😂😂😂
you like watching other men deliver.sad.
😂😂bredd @@karlispec5
@@karlispec5brother what?
Karlispec5 and con3728 are both Jamaicans.
Jamaican accents are legit my favourite bro. Everything they say got pizzaz Fr
What you're listening to here is a language not an accent.
I'd wager patois is a language. People try to say AAVE is a language, I think it's a dialect. But patois is a language born from English much like English descends from German long ago (and many other things, yes). Similarities are there, patois being a more modernly understandable language from english
@@anthonyv6962don’t correct people if your gonna be wrong, that’s not a language it’s a dialect, like how uk english is not a different language
@@zander2541 "Patois is speech or language that is considered nonstandard, although the term is not formally defined in linguistics"
It’s so funny that ignorant poor people think they have a valid opinion.
This is mad. Actual life guards daid. "if him ded, ah suh it go "😂😂😂😂😂
Society is a wrap! 🤣
I’ve learnt a lot about Jamaican accent in your clips. Thanks 🙏
Jamaican is actually considered a language, not an accent ;)
@@spook6394As a Jamaican yute, u are correct we speak patios but would still say we have different accents in Jamaica , some real thick n heavy some
more proper etc, just depends what part of Jamaica and social standings you come from
"would you give him mouth to mouth?"
"Nah man"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊
"Explain it"
Actually it's not funny because it's wide spread homophobia in Jamaica, you never heard Jamaican songs about killing gays and other shit? Check this out, its not a friendly and open place as some people might think.
"If him dead, a so it go" The one liners in this one. Instant classic.
Word to slaughterhouse five
Mi Gz say "next life time.. betta learn how fi swim" 🤣😆😆
In new CPR guidelines, mouth to mouth is not required as chest compressions are more important than the time it takes to administer that breath. It is still recommended that mouth to mouth happens if there are two people doing CPR, but they specifically sell a mask for this reason, because one downsides of the process is people have a habit of throwing up while being saved. Besides that, there is also the need to avoid diseases.
Another downside is that ribs have a habit of breaking during CPR due to the amount of force that is used to keep your heart going. If you're lucky, you'll just get away with bruises.
It changes every couple of years every time they change it they add more chest compressions less mouth to mouth what they've started to realize it's more important keeping the blood circulating then trying to blow fresh air in
I'm trying my best to find the correct answer. Seems mouth to mouth is still used in drowning resuscitation but I'm not sure. All I know is if a pulse is gone, as doctor Mike says, "chest compressions chest compressions, chest compressions"
@@anthonyc19this is the only actual right answer for and MTM and CPR together is purely for drowning cases. MTM is hardly necessary for any other time.
This actually isn't totally true just a misunderstanding of the new guidelines.
If pulse but not breathing- give breaths.
If no pulse and cpr certified- 30 compressions to two breaths.
If you're a bystander and don't know what you're doing- push hard and push fast on the chest. Don't stop.
That's the misconception. Research showed people that didn't know what they were doing were not supplying adequate pressure to expand the lungs and some amount of o2 was still present in the blood. Therefore they changed the guidelines to say, "if you don't know what you're doing or unwilling to give breaths do compressions."
Also- the ribs don't usually break although they can. Instead, more often than not, the ribs detach from the sternum. Cpr is a traumatic experience not to be taken lightly but the alternative is you're dead so...
Yeah but that's not why they don't do it
These shorts made me really wanna go visit Jamaica 😂
This is and im not kidding highest form of comedy. The way he knows the answer before the question because he knows the culture. I am stunned at the genius of the bit.
Calm down
@@donmafia1823found the batty boy
He’s actually Jamaican, you can see his interview on Camp Gagnon
“Highest form of comedy” it’s funny but damn idk about that
That dude was right you know, you need to calm the fck down
"yo lifeguard wah gwaan" like they some GTA characters😂
It's "wah gwaan or guan"
We don't call people by their name we call them by their occupation
@biolasamuell3617/// 🤔 GTA = Greater Toronto 🇨🇦 🍁 Area
You making me want a GTA set in Jamaica now and this guy is the voice actor
Swim at your own risk in Jamaica 🇯🇲 😂😂😂
if you can't drive a car, why would you get in the drivers seat...if you can't swim, why get into the water? swim at your own risk everywhere not just Jamaica hahah
"If him dead a suh it guh...if him waan dead him dead" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Used to work with a Jamacian Lifeguard who said the same thing 😂😂😂 “if him dead, him dead”
Lifeguards said we love our job and give it our best but we straighter than a ruler 😂
Have you ever seen a square? Lol. Those have measurements and may be considered a ruler… 😉😏
@@officerfoxtrot3633a square is just a confused circle
@@nexiuz2233 or is it just a trapezoid with ocd?
@@nexiuz2233 They're not talking about anything actual square shape. They're talking about the tool
@@vixivasmr oh
Do more of the Jamaican videos. It’s your best stuff and hilarious!
"I wouldn't do my job because I'm insecure about my masculinity and fear that I'd enjoy it"
Imagine going in for a swim and hearing your lifeguard say “If him he dead” 💀
😂😂😂 this killed me
Then his bredren says ‘Yuh av sense’ 😂
A suh it go....😂
Immediately turning around
Jamaicans and dem boys out in the US Virgin Islanda are literally the coolest people on Earth. Seriously. My old squad leader dace nicholas...best guy ever.
I am Jamaican, and I agree with you about the US Virgin Islanders.....I had my best Spring break there back in the 90's and those folks were the nicest ever....
🇻🇮
St.thomas virgin island we dey bout .....no mouth to mouth in virgin islands
Jamaicans seem to be the most chill people to hang out with.
Unless you're gay.
Weed
Until you need CPR XD
um, you Must realize Not Everyone Smokes Everywhere sheesh@@gstarbigdawg
@@gstarbigdawg americans smoke all the time and walk around ready to smack someone
Letting a person die because you're afraid of being gay is so strong and masculine ❤️
Note to self: Don’t drown in Jamaica 🇯🇲 😂😂
Unless you are a woman lol
If youre a woman, plenty mouth to mouth!! 😊
Don't drown in the Caribbean...trini men ain't doing that either😂
lol Same For Dominica.
A few months back I subscribed. I am sure that like me, many others asked for more Jamaican vids. I couldn't be happier the last couple months with what he's doing.
"If him dead, him dead" dem ppl ya nuh easy😂
So what would you do? You give him mouth to mouth?
Nah man...!!
He trapped by his own question...😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha love it !! Jamaican always in good mood !
First man: “if him dead, him dead”
Second man: “you have sense”
Me: WHAT!!! 💀
It's wild! They would let someone die before doing their job because they don't wanna put their lips on a man. Idk how they got hired
@@AdidTurrenoJust dont drown then
@@AdidTurreno not to be judgmental but if you don’t get what it means to save a life as a lifeguard why take the job?
@@AdidTurreno You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard so its not their job, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth
@@AdidTurreno a fruity in the comment haha
Haffi love my 🇯🇲 peeps. Always down for a good laugh 😂
Jamaicans love their homophobia huh
@@ImBobbyRicigliano so?
@@ImBobbyRicigliano yup cry about it
less and less they love holding on to that hate @@ImBobbyRicigliano i never thought i would live to see the LBGTQ+ living as free as free could be in JA.
@@ImBobbyRicigliano yes, they are open and unapologetic about it. It's a shame their absurdity is celebrated. Look at them laughing at being incompetent.
These are so cool. White guy here and my step dad (my brother's dad) was Jamaican.
This stuff is amazing! 😂 I love the sincerity and calm from these Jamaicans. Maybe I have to go visit.
Just don't swim lol
@@shamirwalters3413 😄
Let me take you around
When i was riding on a bus from Kingston to the north coast some Jamaicans on the street gave me the "slit your throat" gesture but i like to think it was a joke.
@@ethanbanich103nah it is one of the most dangerous places in the world, being murdered isn’t uncommon
The Jamaican ones are the best! Keep’em coming! Bless up!
Did you not see the gandalf one or the link picks up chicks?
Or the jack sparrow one???
Haha so many gems from this man.
I’m moving to Jamaica, I fuckin love it 😂
Easy to say, not to do.
Just don't drown lol
Ah beg u do
For Jamaicans, a LIFEGUARD is only someone who's checking if someone is alive..
Bro i still cant get over how good he is with the Jamaican accent😂💀
I’m pretty sure he’s actually Jamaican
He is Jamaican.
Yes he is
His English is the accent. 😂
He's Jamaican
Every person he goes up to is chill af💪🏽
Jamaican*
"We don't have to do everything" 😭😭broskieeee
Jamaican lifeguards are literally some of the funniest human beings about they be catching people misbehaving in the pool without even looking
Bro I’ve been watching you’re videos for a few months now and I gotta say you never fail to make me laugh or smile and this is coming from someone who endured 2-3 years of straight hardship. Your account is golden bro, keep going.
The "you have sense" got me 😂
We say that too in Nigeria “You get sense” when someone says or does something remarkable 😂😂😂Naija for life🎉🇳🇬today we go carry the AFCON
@@worldupdatechannel 😂😂 yes oh, Amin oh , make our boys make us proud
@@worldupdatechannel
🥲
I actually understood the whole conversation!!😱😂 either this was laid back or watching your videos is actually helping learn new language!? Can’t speak it for sure!😂
Try not to drown in jamaica😂😂😂
brazil loves you and jamaicans are so unique. nice
JAMAICA LOVE WI BRAZILIAN FAM ALSO.
😂😂😂 Nah mi breddah him dead like miss aunty fowl😂😂😂
These are actual lifeguards 😂 makes it even more funny 😂 damn that’s what your getting paid for tho, mouth to mouth 😂
Keep up the fire content 🔥
LOVE THESE! "If him ded, a so it go" 😅😅
Appears to be some lovely people Jamaica ❤
they're just messing around, trust me, they'd do all they can to help, it's innate in this collective.
“NO MOUT TO MOUT”😂😂
“CPR only” but doesn’t that involve mout to mout😊
"don't drown in Jamaica" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well....if him drown him drown
Dwl mi belly ....all life matters gentlemen...that's the job you sign up for seriously 😂😅😂😂😂
I wish I had a Jamaican dialect so bad it’s so pleasing and there’s emotions in every expression
So that you can sound uncivilised?
"What if a hot woman"
"We try all options"
My fellow Jamaican I can’t stop laughing.,if him dead im dead. 😵 😮😅😂
"If him dead, him dead!" ~ Mario Yamasaki.
😂😂😂😂😂
Legend
Nigerian pidgin English :
If him done die, him done die...
Who done die, done die
That's the Jamaican Ivan Drago, "if he dies he dies"
When him say "No no no" him sound like poppy😂 killy nuh know dat😂😂
This guy kills me everytime! ‘So what u pull him out u give mouth 2 mouth?’ ‘Nah man!’ 😂😂😂💀💀
I’m not even Jamaican and this boi got me saying wagwan everywhere 😂😂😂
its" wah gwaan "
How's it goin
When I tell you this is Jamaican men, it’s not a joke. This is so real. That why I keep telling people Jamaica ain’t a real place
Jamaica iS a r e a l place an you a LiaD.
@@karlispec5😂😂😂
@tsnaude u bugging. Jamaicans different good people
Completely agree. Trinidad is not a real place either
@@karlispec5 lmaaoooo
Swimmer: lifeguard is watching me.
Lifeguard: with yo dead yo dead.
I love how they sound....that's what I loved about Jamaica...different races...talk the sane...like london
London is Muslim country.
Accents are formed by socialization not by race.
London is ruined.
We are one race...the human race...!!maybe different ethnicities.
Mouth-to-mouth CPR only delivers a limited amount of oxygen. If you have a one-way valve it couldn’t hurt, however, you’re risking your own health if you choose to use mouth-to-mouth. Otherwise, deliver oxygen if available - chest compressions alone tend to be effective.
You shouldnt put your mouth on someone directly as a lifeguard, you have equipment for that. It is advised not to because of diseases that can be contracted from the mouth
@@Den-gz4yo This is exactly what I was taught
The arse has a 'one-way' valve,but it doesn't stop the gays
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, once said a wise Jamaican. Today, they let the brother die.
Mental slavery is your own battle where you shouldn't rely on other 🇯🇲
Marcus Garvey in Nova Scotia, Canada on October 1, 1937. Garvey said then, “We’re going to emancipate ourselves from mental slavery because while others might free the body, none but ourselves can free the mind. [The] mind is your only ruler, sovereign; the man who is not able to develop and use his mind is bound to be slave of the other man that uses his mind.”
"You have sense" is a wild thing to say 😅
“You have sense “ bro wtf 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 just love my people 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Yes❤
I remember I was in a CPR training course. The instructor asked us in which circumstances would we give mouth to mouth? One male student said, "if it's with a beautiful woman!"
The whole class roared with laughter and the instructor didn't know what to say. He looked like he wanted to laugh too, but was trying to stay professional. 😂
Hi fun fact CPR now doesnt call for any mouth to mouth anymore as its found just chest compressions to jump start the heart work more efficiently
Some cpr does mouth to mouth, some doesn't. Sometimes 'hands only cpr' is needed and sometimes 'cpr with rescue breaths'
The Jamaican accent makes this funnier 😂
"You have sense" at the end 🤣🤣
Keep em coming my G brilliant 😂
Fun fact, compression only CPR is becoming standard procedure. Rescue breaths aren’t required anymore, just the pumping of the chest is enough to get blood moving and oxygen flowing to keep you alive
“Naw man….if him dead, him dead”😂👍
Jamaica is great. Love going to negril.
The quickest 'no" in his life
Us men must tread lightly in Jamaican waters
Next thing you know, some lawyer playing this in court.
They arnt forced to mouth to mouth
😂
The lifeguard is saying they don't do mouth to mouth to avoid punishment by Jamaica's legal requirements to try to save them...But they are such a homophobic people. Time magazine called Jamaica the most homophobic country on Earth in 2006. That's a competitive title, right there, my friend. Rastafari are notoriously and violently homophobic. Violence against gays is common - like everyday common - in Jamaica.
lol lifeguards are there for children not adults
lolwut?@@nexiuz2233