Suisei is Scared That People Would Mock Her Failed Haircut【Hololive | Hoshimachi Suisei】

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  • @osekkai-san
    @osekkai-san  3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Teasing Suisei?? Let's go!!!!
    She went back in time and her hair is fine now.
    This might be weird to hear, so I would suggest you to watch the last few minutes in the ori stream.

    • @talalala420
      @talalala420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait wut

    • @joe.5103
      @joe.5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@talalala420 the Suisei avatar was always fine. She was hiding it as a visual gag to represent a bad irl haircut.

    • @talalala420
      @talalala420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joe.5103 wow you very smart!!

    • @Player-rv8ph
      @Player-rv8ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hololive have the Time Machine that Amelia often use to travel further in time or for everyone to use :D
      I guess

    • @arowmorth
      @arowmorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      >Teasing Suisei
      This is what we living for isnt it ww

  • @TheLastQuazar
    @TheLastQuazar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Sui-chan: "My hair is ruined. My day is failed. My life is immeasurable"
    Osekkai: *Simp harder*

    • @arowmorth
      @arowmorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *Observe, adapt, overcome*

    • @mikellobabilozach3482
      @mikellobabilozach3482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Modern problems require Modern Shrimping.

    • @rafaelsamson4524
      @rafaelsamson4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shrimping at finest

    • @butterflyyy8087
      @butterflyyy8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And out of sadness, she went to Jujutsu High School @ Kyoto and become the "useless Miwa" (refer to thumbnail).

  • @subaruisn1idol1stapostleof78
    @subaruisn1idol1stapostleof78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Ah yes, the classic "please cut my hair a little bit" then the hairdresser proceeds to make you bald

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Learnt the hard way. When the hairdresser finished cutting it but it still looks a bit long, I'll just go home and finished it myself rather than ask to cut it a little bit.

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Meonium You cn only make one request cuz making another one would make you seem rude

    • @cloudherozero
      @cloudherozero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sound like you walked into the military instead of a salon/barber.

    • @ezkhel
      @ezkhel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It should part of their service though so I don't think it would be rude to make additional requests as you pay them to style your hair.

    • @YT_Keiji
      @YT_Keiji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mustard4762 Oh my. How rude of us, the customers paying for their services to make more than 1 request and let them fulfill their job. People like that should commit sudoku.

  • @NekaCh
    @NekaCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    I feel like Polka is really going to say something just because Suisei said that on stream.

    • @DegenerateLies
      @DegenerateLies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's a -clown- entire circus for you

    • @yuuki_0112
      @yuuki_0112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I guess next time they meet, Polka will surely pull out a very long script just for that purpose.

  • @Seiza25
    @Seiza25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    Lmaooo Polka’s response seems so accurate. Did she slam her face into the table or something? No matter what she will always looks cute as always

  • @ryx257
    @ryx257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "Guess I'm not the only clown today"
    -Polka after seeing Suichan probably

    • @rdxzero
      @rdxzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daaaaam lol

    • @briantse4239
      @briantse4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@usakenvi ooooof

    • @yuuki_0112
      @yuuki_0112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn the roast lol

    • @deschia_
      @deschia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh lmao

    • @robiel0105
      @robiel0105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      burned

  • @chk2596
    @chk2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Whatever happens, we all know suisei will always be cute

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Today too

    • @benebsbiagtan3357
      @benebsbiagtan3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      current day as well

    • @arowmorth
      @arowmorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And cool

    • @rizqeenurhani3683
      @rizqeenurhani3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean small right?

    • @arowmorth
      @arowmorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rizqeenurhani3683 This too and its okay

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Welp, she just have to endure Polka's relentless teasing which definitely will happen.

    • @liamtice8794
      @liamtice8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @あんさつのしょーぐんAssassin Shogun poor Ame

  • @Ekusupuroshon
    @Ekusupuroshon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    So, what made you kill those people?
    "The salon ruined my bangs"

    • @Mad_T3
      @Mad_T3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Understandable. Have a great day

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty reasonable

    • @yuuki_0112
      @yuuki_0112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justice served

  • @StaffGanion
    @StaffGanion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    3:07 we have witnessed something we shouldn't have, it's good to know everyone, goodbye forever.

    • @kamachan1230
      @kamachan1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It been an honor to fight along side you guys
      *front door getting break*
      Ah she's here. Fair we-

    • @arowmorth
      @arowmorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "No thank you, goodbye forever."
      Suisei, pobobly.

    • @Ha_aisen
      @Ha_aisen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We will die a honorable yet gruesome death. I'll see yall on the other side
      *loud shotgun noises*

    • @RuggedRing
      @RuggedRing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suisus

  • @Arkamui
    @Arkamui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    It could be worse imagine if the collab is with Miko: "Sui-chan Today is also Ina"

    • @RaNClD
      @RaNClD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I guess imma play tetris at suichan's forehea-

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sui-chan wa kyou mo iina?

  • @Ken-ch5wm
    @Ken-ch5wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mel: Teases nicely
    Polka: *"Your hair is ruined, huh"*

  • @extracold444
    @extracold444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    If you just look at the screen without substitle, and context this feels like watching news we're criminals face were not being shown.

  • @Link10103
    @Link10103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Just a gut feeling based on absolutely nothing at all and totally not her accurate representation of Mel and Polka, but something tells me all of Suisei's fears will play out exactly as she imagined. Word for word.

  • @Yuu92296
    @Yuu92296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hairstylist: *aight let's open up, THE BOARD GAME*

  • @Some_Duck_Perhaps
    @Some_Duck_Perhaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Suisei should pour water to her hair, you know, like watering a plant to make them grow

    • @Valyeska
      @Valyeska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro shes a comet aint a plant... But considering everything in hololive is always changing into different animals these days it might be just true

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We have vtubers becoming cats, how about...becoming plant?

    • @Alpha1-14
      @Alpha1-14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm... New fetish maybe

    • @MH_Ziggy
      @MH_Ziggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know if that works maybe she can go ahead and pour water on her che-

    • @farezhaiqal4767
      @farezhaiqal4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or she can use bonemeal right

  • @rraxford
    @rraxford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Major Crisis in Girl's Life:
    1. Gaining Weight
    2. Cutting their bangs a bit shorter than usual

  • @Havik888
    @Havik888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    R.I.P to Sui-chan's bangs as well as her Barber.

  • @sparkex4
    @sparkex4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Me who is a fool and doesn’t notice unless it’s drastic >_> no matter what though we all won’t care just the usual teasing till we get stabbed and we still continue just the norm

    • @hendeyjagger7489
      @hendeyjagger7489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It feels like she has more hair now, then before.

  • @rikka116
    @rikka116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is truly a pain-sui moment.

  • @XYousoro
    @XYousoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It would be a shame if someone played tic tac toe on Sui-chan's forehead if it ever was visible

  • @jakubgrzybek6181
    @jakubgrzybek6181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Polka: You see, what i got here is a clown wig.

  • @benebsbiagtan3357
    @benebsbiagtan3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Note: she got it back because she rewound the time"
    Oh thank g- WOUND THE TIME... RE-!?
    Farewell Time-san

  • @ventura_5824
    @ventura_5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's like when you got a bad haircut and you had the pictures for school 2 days later

  • @ogurihatshuharu8400
    @ogurihatshuharu8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Well at least her forehead is not exposed too much and become a playground for tic tac toe or chess or something like that, idk...

  • @TeaCat0
    @TeaCat0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Next time, ask shion for help. The garlic did help on aqua's bang before the stage

  • @TheNightsWolfYT
    @TheNightsWolfYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “It’s a beautiful day to go outside”
    - teachers

    • @antonischatz.2133
      @antonischatz.2133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my God... The memories. They said it like we were prison inmates never to see sunlight again...

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:47
    That's a pretty spot-on Mel impression.

  • @SoroBrade
    @SoroBrade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was reminded of the scene from OPM whr Saitama was cooking seaweed and Genos came in to rant about seaweed.
    Except, this time it would be Suisei cooking and Anemachi coming in
    Ah well all is good after Suisei used "BITE THE AXETO"

  • @cheetonips6399
    @cheetonips6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Please, just a bit of the bangs”
    “Got it darling, fucking hideous it is, lemme get them preschool scissors ”

  • @majimasclanpropagandachann4633
    @majimasclanpropagandachann4633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BARBER: Oh no I messed up we gonna go bald

  • @arlo9841
    @arlo9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking forward to the fan art.
    That was a convincing Polka impression.

  • @35AAJ
    @35AAJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Friendship ended with hoshimachi. Now, hagemachi is my best friend.

  • @shiro7274
    @shiro7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's weird how people were made to love and care about their hair by a lot

    • @okaycool5145
      @okaycool5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruined hair = Ruined life

  • @Revist92
    @Revist92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    >scared Suisei
    seems i wake up in wrong timeline

  • @the1darknight
    @the1darknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The hair stylists these days......I guess no one told Sui what, "Just take a little bit off" anywhere means!! smh
    Poor Sui! I would have told her to have the stylist SHOW YOU how much a "little bit" to her means.

  • @oisif950
    @oisif950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "my hair is ruined"
    Me : " damn that sucks "
    " Its now higher than my eyebrows ! "
    Me : " wha-"

  • @izzoarseid940
    @izzoarseid940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    look at you, Suisei is crying and you are laughing! I can't believe it!

  • @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200
    @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: Just trim my hair a little.
    Barber: **proceeds to trim my hair till there's little left**

  • @Artista_Frustrado
    @Artista_Frustrado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    it would have been cute to see Suisei wearing a Beanie

  • @Ape_Tero
    @Ape_Tero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her Polka voice is on point.

  • @SSJThriv
    @SSJThriv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:08
    Sui-Chan waaaaa... Kyou mo usotsukiiiiii

  • @helpme7213
    @helpme7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant believe those hairdressers just fucking died.

  • @sivildisobedience
    @sivildisobedience 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The impressions tho
    Spot the fuck on

  • @w110w0
    @w110w0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She completely nailed that Polka impression

  • @stedeestelle2866
    @stedeestelle2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched the full stream and now I can't get that one JoJo scene out of my head, wherein Yoshikage Kira bends over and menacingly says Hayato's name. However, instead of Kira, it is Sui-chan who says the line to Hayato, who is coincidentally a grade-schooler and hence a *shota.*
    Hooo boy

  • @RazeMuramasa
    @RazeMuramasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't make me fool Sui-chan I see your bangs

  • @LaQuackqauck
    @LaQuackqauck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the outro of angy Suisui has never been more appropriate

  • @kyoujintsuki1340
    @kyoujintsuki1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tha Polka impression was on point hahaha... something she'd actually say

  • @vietnam-russiamilitarymoti1860
    @vietnam-russiamilitarymoti1860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man , i wish can give Sui-chan a hug and then said : "everything will be fine"

  • @LYVang-sl5jj
    @LYVang-sl5jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you think your phone does that half screen glitch but turns out to be Suisei covering her bangs

  • @Ucj334esd
    @Ucj334esd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh crap, I messed up, we gotta go bald"

  • @ConstantioMahardika
    @ConstantioMahardika 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kusogaki Witch at the distance : "pfft"

  • @kurukuru4120
    @kurukuru4120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfectionist when facing a failure.

  • @haruhi_dayo
    @haruhi_dayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god I understand that pain so much. I've done that before and it just kinda hurt inside

  • @Minori_Kesayanganku
    @Minori_Kesayanganku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright...
    Let's play Tic Tac toe on suisei's forehead now

  • @timothyganap1092
    @timothyganap1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didnt recognize that she has a new hair cut until she said it

  • @lordofrims
    @lordofrims 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How many times I wonder?
    Me: Just set my hairstyle clean and my beard presentable but long enough to still be able to call it a beard and not just stubble.
    Barber: Ok, full beard trimmed and military haircut is it.

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: just a short trim, please
      Barber: ok, trim it short. /starts up buzzer

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SeanCrosser exactly! Just snip it a bit with the scissors or the knife goddamnit!

  • @ThreadedGull445.Official
    @ThreadedGull445.Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seburuk²nya potongan rambutnya Suisei sekarang, yg penting *Suichan wa? Kyoumo Kawaii*

  • @raykiske
    @raykiske 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The expose at 3:05 . Hide yourself Osekkai.

  • @shark20069
    @shark20069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:05 Caught in 4K

  • @0w347
    @0w347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suisei's failed haircut? LEEETTT'SSS GOOOOOOOOO!

  • @BioClay88
    @BioClay88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 i can see polka doing/saying that.

  • @HerrHick
    @HerrHick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAGOO to Staff :
    New Rule, never speak about Suisei's bangs ever.

  • @Ketchup_And_Rice
    @Ketchup_And_Rice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should've asked Shion-yo to cut it

  • @4rch0711
    @4rch0711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suisei, it's time. Bring out the cat ears headband

  • @concern5810
    @concern5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suisei: bites the dust... back to normal

  • @lenk2204
    @lenk2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't mind Suisei with a crewcut

  • @hori_meri
    @hori_meri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah Polka won't disappoint her expectations

  • @animefanrk2k
    @animefanrk2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I took away that Suisei's abilities to imitate others is growing~~

  • @tzuna4005
    @tzuna4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That salon staff better run for her life now if she want to live lol.

  • @KitsNoYoru
    @KitsNoYoru 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro i feel you suisei, some bumass barber today took my entire ponytail, my precious mane...pulled it back....and sliced straight through the entire god damn thing with scissors in one swoop, and then thought to himself "yup that looks great" and stopped there.
    Tru story
    Im *livid*

  • @Jun-cz9cv
    @Jun-cz9cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sui-chan, kyou mou, ashitta mou. Omae wa kawaii

  • @opsimathics
    @opsimathics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is an accurate Polka reaction

  • @ThomasNing
    @ThomasNing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her impersonations of Mel and polka are so good but so inaccurate at the same time XD

  • @Eresh69
    @Eresh69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's okay Suisei, no matter what you do you're still cute

  • @miraqen7801
    @miraqen7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least it's not as common in barber shops where even if you just said to "just cut a little bit here" they would just shave the entire thing into oblivion. I started going to female hairstylists soon after which are far better if you're a long-haired lad.

  • @4idenn
    @4idenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Comet... I think we've all been there sometime, when the only thing we can do is _wait_ :(
    Daijoubu Sui-chan, watashitachi wa anata daisuki dayo~

  • @volatile5460
    @volatile5460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d like to imagine that suisei unironically showed the hairdresser a picture of her vtuber avatar and told them to do it just like that

  • @losersbecomewinners2043
    @losersbecomewinners2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never really cared how my hair looks but i know people who go nuts over their appearance. This is insight into how other people live :)

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuts bang like a centimeter shorter
      Suisei holding an axe: YOU FCKER

  • @This_is_Power69
    @This_is_Power69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my people? -ina probably

  • @barsx7634
    @barsx7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What am I gonna do if they say something like that??"
    I mean, you have an axe, and they don't, sooooooooo....

  • @cartman2263
    @cartman2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:06
    My man really just exposed her lmao

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว

    even if her hair is ruined she still kyou mo kawaii!

  • @masterprocrastinator8521
    @masterprocrastinator8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The BGM really made this seem genuine slice of life problem

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's simple.
    Engage Suicopath Mode to distract others from hair.

  • @miketysonsoneesan5039
    @miketysonsoneesan5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the barber disrespects you

  • @kawaiisou3883
    @kawaiisou3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A cute person will always cute. I matter what happen😍

  • @TheSilentsama
    @TheSilentsama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoulda call shion she knows what to do

  • @louiji391
    @louiji391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm telling you now everyone else is gonna do this and its gonna be adorable

  • @ttchme9816
    @ttchme9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least it's not " damn I messed up we gotta go bald "

  • @rennieveras004
    @rennieveras004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao so hilarious but sad at the same time poor Sui-chan ww
    I mean I think even with that very short bangs she still look cute IRL but at least you can play tic tac toe in that 4head

  • @rohitaug
    @rohitaug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beanies solve everything... learn the ways of the beanie Suisei!

  • @ROBOHOLIC1
    @ROBOHOLIC1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bad haircuts don't matter. She's cute today too damn it!

  • @thesubx7
    @thesubx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Local translator dies after exposing a psychopathic comet's lies

  • @raphaelpulmano2212
    @raphaelpulmano2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My haircut also got screwed by the barber recently (now I look like a mushroom). Didn't expect to relate to Suisei this hard.

  • @sanji_loverboy529
    @sanji_loverboy529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your laughing, sui chan is drowning in depression and you guys are laughing. 🗿

  • @oseas000
    @oseas000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i stopped going to the barber halfway around corona and decided to cut my own hair with 0 experience. I cut it as short as possible so the flaws wouldnt be unnoticeable at first i thought "omg i look so fugly" then i went outside and no one even noticed and gave a fuck.

  • @anaysz993
    @anaysz993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is asking the clown for advice that is how low she fell because of the failed haircut

  • @cucumbruh1272
    @cucumbruh1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes... Hairdressers and dudes. It will never be 'just the tip'.