If you're able to vote in Britain today, and you haven't yet: go do it before watching this! Otherwise, please enjoy 15 minutes of nobody reminding you to vote.
As a fake prize, I am both sad and proud that I thought of this. You've won a memory game made by the author of "Discworld" in which you pair together identical axes. It's "Terry Pratchett's Hatchet Match-it".
Yee I have one (which I had thought of just now): an animal with a mental illness from the arctic- a bipolar polar polar....oh wait its leaving! Bye bye bipolar polar polar
@@NoNameAtAll2 "There have been many attempts to deal with pests, particularly Australia and New Zealand." - Tom Scott tom scott was talking about how australia and new zealand have tried to get rid of pests before, but this sentence can also be interpreted as saying that australia and new zealand are pests
To be fair, a not unimportant part of the australian population are descendants of convicts that got marooned on the other side of the world to get rid of them.
Hey, New Zealand managed to get on the spinning wheel of "Which nation are we making fun of today?" You know, the one that's almost entirely labeled "France". Never been prouder of my country.
I met Will Seaward once, at York Uni's PantSoc 10th Anniversary party. I still don't believe he's real; the phrase "larger than life" was invented for him!
I knew the cobra effect, but only because of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, whose character, Lord Vetinari, faced with the consequences of a bounty on rat tails, solved it with four words: "tax the rat farms"...
The thing is, everyone missed the best bit - it goes through, or "traverses" french alleyways. I don't know how someone can come up with a pun of that calibre that quickly.
I've met the Stephens Island lighthouse keeper and stayed a night at his house (he lives on D'Urville Island now because the lighthouse is automated). From what I could gather the major part of his job consists of conservation rather than lighthouse maintenance these days, which is somewhat ironic. Note that this isn't the same lighthouse keeper who introduced the cat, he's long dead.
(4:25) I get that the subtitles are meant to help people understand, but it's also fun when it includes errors like the previous "tephelone". Chris did say "humings" and not "humans".
I find it really annoying. To me, he always sounds like he's convinced that he just made the greatest joke of the show and waiting for everyone to laugh - despite Gary being way funnier than him.
You've won an egg-and-cream-based dessert from a recipe created by a famous American Civil War officer which will be applied to your nether regions. ...that's General Custer's Genital Custard.
SPIRITUS SANCTUS, no. No no no no no no no no no no no. Go away. Go away. Remove this unholy stain that calls to mind a certain unlicensed Atari game to all who have the misfortune to know of it.
"A light-house keeper's cat named Tibbles." I'm am just now recovering my breath, my face drenched with tears. No, it's not what you think. After that comment, I'm throwing my depression meds away.
Coincidentally, there's also a Stephens Island off the coast of British Columbia (other end of Canada from Nova Scotia, alas). Both named for the same person, Sir Philip Stephens, Secretary of the Admiralty (because apparently once was not enough).
Actually, "Is it from Stephen's Island?" IS a valid question... It might not be the (Stephen's Island) Wren but the Stephen's (Island Wren) as in the Island Wren that was discovered or named after someone called Stephen rather than the Wren living on Stephen's Island. So it does deserve a point and not just because Will is new. 🙈
3:20 Gary’s question was never answered did it evolve it’s flightlessness on Steven’s Island or did it evolve flightlessness somewhere else and then get there by non flighted means
Thanks to some new google detection coding, searching "fecking big eagle" will bring this episode up at the top of the results in chrome - clicking the link will take you directly to 8:36... Well played
Several years ago I walked the Routeburn Track in New Zealand and it's the only walk I've done where distance was measured in dead ferret/weasel/stoat traps(!) Another way to deal with pests is the phrase "if you see a possum, squash 'em"
I would have gotten mystery biscuits! We had the bones of those birds, with the story about the lighthouse keeper's cat on a plaque, next to our geography class in high school. I must have read that story so many times while waiting for class to begin.
If you're able to vote in Britain today, and you haven't yet: go do it before watching this! Otherwise, please enjoy 15 minutes of nobody reminding you to vote.
In Britain, too young.
It doesn't matter who you vote for, as long as you vote and do your part!
Hell, even if you don't like any of the parties make sure to spoil your ballot as a protest vote! Not turning up at all is the worst possible outcome!
Joshua Pearson Well it does matter who you vote for, but it matters most that you vote.
Monster raving loony party!
Will Seaward ain't foolin' me. I know a wizard when I see one.
_You’re a harry, Wizard_
Hagrid actually wasnt trained to br a wizard
@@Tonatsi Will seaward is indeed a hairy wizard
_Panthers?_
The words "Mustrum" and "Ridcully" leap stridently to mind, if you give him a few decades.
"When I ate Matt I stole his powers." Will Seaward is Kirby.
Trey Faucheux
whann toooo oaattt meeeaaalll
@@KusaneHexaku Kirbeh is a pihink guy
kirbo
his laugh tho
Panthers?
Will looks like Matt's second evolution
"This isn't even my final form."
Did he level up or did he use a stone?
metropod no no no, he GOT stoned, then leveled up.
Neither, he was traded.
Happiny
As a fake prize, I am both sad and proud that I thought of this.
You've won a memory game made by the author of "Discworld" in which you pair together identical axes. It's "Terry Pratchett's Hatchet Match-it".
YUS
That’s just fantastic, I try to come up with my own but I’ll not bother, I’m not beating that.
I've had it in my head for some time now that "throw another shrimp on the barbie" is Paul Hogan's bogan slogan. That's all I've got.
Yee I have one (which I had thought of just now): an animal with a mental illness from the arctic- a bipolar polar polar....oh wait its leaving! Bye bye bipolar polar polar
A professional wrestler's motto based on a DC superhero = Hulk Hogan's Logan Slogan
Will Seaward has a kind of "Ghost of Christmas present" vibe.
snakesocks exactly what I thought!
snakesocks I thought "youthful Brian Blessed" :)
As did I
I need him to read my a bedtime story. All of them.
Lawrence Calablaster I was going to say his son but that's better
“They’re not pests, they’re legitimate countries”. I almost choked on my beer
I don't get it...
@@NoNameAtAll2 "There have been many attempts to deal with pests, particularly Australia and New Zealand." - Tom Scott
tom scott was talking about how australia and new zealand have tried to get rid of pests before, but this sentence can also be interpreted as saying that australia and new zealand are pests
To be fair, a not unimportant part of the australian population are descendants of convicts that got marooned on the other side of the world to get rid of them.
Will is just the physical embodiment of the word Jolly
Ghost of Christmas Present vibes coming off of this wizard
@@kiwienterprises6984 or Tom Bombadil
He's superbly sanguine!
Hey, New Zealand managed to get on the spinning wheel of "Which nation are we making fun of today?" You know, the one that's almost entirely labeled "France".
Never been prouder of my country.
What about now with the rise of Taika Waititi
It's like Wheel of Fortune with the $1 million dollars sandwiched between the Bankrupt panels
We've talked about this before, it's just a piece of cardboard that says *_"France"_* on it
The whole shell was France they just stuck more and more countries on as they went
We should have one with Will AND Matt just for 20 minutes of puns.
I would like this, but it's on 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it
yes
panthers?
I met Will Seaward once, at York Uni's PantSoc 10th Anniversary party. I still don't believe he's real; the phrase "larger than life" was invented for him!
Please tell me "PantSoc" means "Panthers Society".
@@dominateeye God I really hope so
@@dominateeye oh, I was thinking "pants society"
Pantomime Society
Garry : goes off on a tangent
Tom: *ding*
Gary: "I'm getting a point for that?"
Tom: "Yes, but actually no"
I knew the cobra effect, but only because of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, whose character, Lord Vetinari, faced with the consequences of a bounty on rat tails, solved it with four words: "tax the rat farms"...
You know where this is?
@@silaspoulson9935 one of the Diskworld novels.
@@mirjanbouma thanks, you know which one? Have read quite a few but haven't read this bit
I'm tempted to say
Guards Guards
silas poulson Soul Music, I think
The bill oddy heckler deserves a medal - fantastic timing
Tom's facial expressions when he asked where Stephens Island was and Chris replied "The Sea!" are just priceless
I'm not convinced Will is a real person...
I think he's really Brian Blessed.
Speaking of Brian Blessed, if you haven't already seen it, pull up Tom's video about self-checkout voices.
JorWat25 He looks like a pirate on the Pirates of the Carribean ride that got loose.
Perhaps... "panthers?"
Definitely a panther. He just dropped the pipe on the way in.
Sorry, but I feel the mystery biscuit should've gone to the "french alleyways". That was just brilliant.
My sides were completely obliterated
noob
@@A_2the_lex ok boomer
The thing is, everyone missed the best bit - it goes through, or "traverses" french alleyways.
I don't know how someone can come up with a pun of that calibre that quickly.
@@chrisoddy8744 Someone needs to go back in time and make sure Will gets Biscuited.
I've met the Stephens Island lighthouse keeper and stayed a night at his house (he lives on D'Urville Island now because the lighthouse is automated). From what I could gather the major part of his job consists of conservation rather than lighthouse maintenance these days, which is somewhat ironic. Note that this isn't the same lighthouse keeper who introduced the cat, he's long dead.
I freaking love Will's laugh. It is such a belly laugh.
This guy is like a descendant of Santa Claus. If Jon Snow was related to Santa it'd be Will.
I really want Jay Foreman as a stand-in now!
Presumably whoever's off.
Nillie probably Matt since he’s never there
Trey Faucheux who's that matt ?
And Geoff Marshall.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Will is like if Weird Al was turned into a viking
.. How the hell did you come up with that?
And how are you so right?
panthers?
euan todd panthers
paaanᵗʰᵉʳˢ?
I need that as my text alert...
PKMartin I second this
euan todd *paanthers?*
Will's laugh is simultaneously the most pure and impure thing on this planet and it never fails to make me smile
Matt did the fusion dance with Brian Blessed?
Hah... Steven Universe joke.
Not even close.
foxman105 Dragonball Z joke achutaly.
Will sort of seems like a Brian Blessed that has been scaled down for use indoors.
@@HaloInverse Brian Blessed is the final evolution of Will Seward
I was on a Harry Potter tour last year and this guy was my tour guide
harry potter killed my muv
Harry Potter killed my NPC on the way back from the Formidine Rift.
Alex Baumgartner Were any panthers around by any chance?
@@iLikeTheUDK panthers??
Alex the transphobe
(4:25) I get that the subtitles are meant to help people understand, but it's also fun when it includes errors like the previous "tephelone". Chris did say "humings" and not "humans".
It was just translated by an Ork. WAAAAGH
Will has the most enjoyable laugh. I think of English Santa.
So Father Christmas
Is there a major difference in their laughs?
*_panthers?_*
*P A N T H E R S ? ?*
*_I N D I A ? ?_*
N O V A S C O T I A ? ?
*R E L E A S E T H E C O B R A S*
V I A G R A ?
R E L E A S E T H E C O B R A S!
I'm guessing Matt went to buy the $100 hamburger, hence why he's not here
Wonder if he’s doing it in his hovercraft
12:16 I just noticed, that window behind them has the weird optical illusion where you see dark dots at the crossing points.
God damn it I can't unsee this now
@@Krantz_That is generally how optical illusions work, yes
Will Seward is the most brilliant Hagrid in the world.
Can someone please make a MP3 of him saying Panthers to use as a text alert?
John Beauvais I did that using sony vegas pro.
Done also, with audacity.
Would you like it put up for download? xD
@@jayglenn837 yes, please do
imagine if just in the middle of the night you get a threatening text but when it was sent you heard “pantheRRRsz?” and you can’t stop laughing
That new guys laugh is pure gold
That guy has an awesome voice and intonation.
I find it really annoying. To me, he always sounds like he's convinced that he just made the greatest joke of the show and waiting for everyone to laugh - despite Gary being way funnier than him.
forced & considerably annoying
Have y'all ever thought that maybe it's his natural laugh? I know someone who's normal laugh (once he REALLY gets going) sounds exactly like that.
Gyaeh hyah hyah hyah hyeh!
You've won an egg-and-cream-based dessert from a recipe created by a famous American Civil War officer which will be applied to your nether regions.
...that's General Custer's Genital Custard.
I was thinking Jefferson Davis Cream Pie
i hope for as long as i live, i never have to read the phrase "genital custard"
SPIRITUS SANCTUS, no. No no no no no no no no no no no.
Go away. Go away.
Remove this unholy stain that calls to mind a certain unlicensed Atari game to all who have the misfortune to know of it.
I love the fact typing "New Zealand Fecking Big Eagle" into Google does actually work and brings up Haast's Eagle - Tom didn't make that up!
6:47
'Round and 'round the rugged rock: the ragged rascal wren.
@wossy
@@ahreuwu a-va, a-ra, a-va, a-ra
I miss Matt, but this guy has a positively regal laugh
"A light-house keeper's cat named Tibbles." I'm am just now recovering my breath, my face drenched with tears. No, it's not what you think. After that comment, I'm throwing my depression meds away.
"Troglodytes summat-elsesius" had me in stitches.
I've always worried what kind of world we'd inhabit if Brian Blessed ever passed away
But Will Seaward has given me hope for the human race
Of course the ornithologist wins the episode about a bird.
This show is CLEARLY rigged.
I love that people have searched "New Zealand fecking big eagle" so much that it's now in Google's autocomplete.
Most extinct birds are indeed flightless.
most birds are extinct
That's what happens to dinosaurs.
and literally typing "new zealand fecking big eagle" brings up haast's eagle
Certainly are now.
Well of course they are! They can't fly anymore one they've gone extinct!
I love Chris Joel's reaction when tibbles is mentioned.
That "Panthers" can be a good distractionator for the next Battle of the Beer.
for that "release the cobra's" is even better
Will is like if Matt and Brian Blessed got in two teleporters and got 'The Fly'ed together
I love how now google autofills “New zealand fe” as “New Zealand fecking big eagle”
Was Gary yelling "Get out of my office" the thing that made you laugh for a full minute in the youtube editing room, Tom?
mistaecco nah, _Panthers_
Subtitling error at 11:58. Gary said 'zoo', not 'cinema'.
This needs to be a 5 person show now
Jesus christ I love Will Seward. Laughed my eyes out this episode, even more than usual
I need a t-shirt of Will's face at 5:04 with the word "Panthers?" on it!
Chris' joke about introducing an elaborate passport service is underrated tbh. Love this episode!
9:00 probably the best moment of the series
When I first saw this Will Seaward fellow my brain immediately went to "How did Tom get William Shakespeare the time traveler on the show?"
Will only needed to eat Matt because Jay Foreman stole all of his food
God that's an obscure reference
Ah, vintage
Run awaying without paying puts me in a good mood
I would like to point out that Will Seaward is in fact the ghost of Christmas Present from the Muppets Christmas Carol.
Has Will Seaward ever considered a part in Dickens Christmas Carol as Christmas present? Would be perfect for the role.
My thoughts exactly
Will Seward's laugh is such a joy
Coincidentally, there's also a Stephens Island off the coast of British Columbia (other end of Canada from Nova Scotia, alas). Both named for the same person, Sir Philip Stephens, Secretary of the Admiralty (because apparently once was not enough).
After seeing Will Seaward, I understand why famous English kings were compared to lions
I just took a sip and did a genuine spit take when Gary said "they're not pests, they're legitimate countries"
I think you found one of the best possible stand-ins for Matt. Will is hilarious!
8:38 To this day if you look this up you still get the same result. I shouldn't be surprised but I do find it amusing.
Will's smile and chuckle immediately following his claim of having eaten Matt makes him seem oddly sinister, like he actually did it.
I should not have watched this on the train. Now I have a carriage full of commuters who think I'm crazy because I've been laughing so hard...
This is like a weird Dungeons and dragons session.....
So any good dnd session?
Will Seaward looks like Matt Gray with Evolved hair.
it's called super saiyan :D
Super Grayan.
Actually, "Is it from Stephen's Island?" IS a valid question... It might not be the (Stephen's Island) Wren but the Stephen's (Island Wren) as in the Island Wren that was discovered or named after someone called Stephen rather than the Wren living on Stephen's Island. So it does deserve a point and not just because Will is new. 🙈
We need more Will. He's like a little jolly Brian Blessed.
9:09 proves that the laughing owl still lives; there's one in the audience
Ah, this guy fits right in! Love him! If you ever decide to do a 4-player game I'd love to see him again.
3:20 Gary’s question was never answered
did it evolve it’s flightlessness on Steven’s Island or did it evolve flightlessness somewhere else and then get there by non flighted means
For some reason, that brought to mind the Monty Python rant about swallows carrying coconuts.
May we have more CN with Will? He fits in well. (doesn't have to replace Matt but we need more of him.)
Nillie The puns would just grow and take over everything like a hilarious, cringey tumor!
It'd be a pun off
Mian Cowell matt would pun off with the prize.
hello and welcome back to three dry sarcastic northern men and the most delightful being to ever live
"Panthers?" is an all-timer techdif/citneed quote!
5:27 photos taken 1 second before disaster
If you ever do a 9th series Will and Math Matt *must* be in a show together.
I voted.I hope that Matt Gray will be in the next Citation needed !
Will's in for the next episode, but Matt will be back for the last two of this season!
Tom Scott please get will in in the next season. Just replace everybody once or twice. Because he is great.
Get Will and Matt in the same room and make an extended outtake of just 20 minutes of horrible puns.
Thanks to some new google detection coding, searching "fecking big eagle" will bring this episode up at the top of the results in chrome - clicking the link will take you directly to 8:36...
Well played
"PANTHERS?" will never be boring to me
Several years ago I walked the Routeburn Track in New Zealand and it's the only walk I've done where distance was measured in dead ferret/weasel/stoat traps(!) Another way to deal with pests is the phrase "if you see a possum, squash 'em"
Hey, wait a minute, wasn't Will the food van driver in Jay Foreman's "Stealing Food"?
they've brought a bloody disney villain on
9:04 - The best moment of the episode.
Chris was on fire today!
Always nice to see parsley the lion getting work.
Love how google now autosuggests "New Zealand fecking big eagle" halfway through typing. Guess I'm not the only one who tried that when watching this.
Surprisingly high number of spit-takes by Chris in this episode! :)
I love Chris' sudden and violent spit take as soon as Tom says ''Tibbles''
Will seaward should be on all of the shows from here on out. He is great.
Well this was a delightful surprise. I love your educational videos and then.. this pops up. Now I'm off to enjoy all the previous episodes!!
OMG, it's Will Seaward from Questionable!! (that I just happened to watch yesterday)
4:30 a random audience member steals the show and becomes the most re-watched part of the video!
Will Seaward is the ghost of Christmas Present.
The amount of Chris spit-takes in this episode is phenomenal.
I would have gotten mystery biscuits! We had the bones of those birds, with the story about the lighthouse keeper's cat on a plaque, next to our geography class in high school. I must have read that story so many times while waiting for class to begin.
Of all episodes of citation needed this is by far the best one. This one is pure comedy gold
(12:00) Gary: I can never go to the zoo
Subtitles: I can never go to the cinema
He clearly says cinema
Hehe I see myself in the back of the audience woo!
Thank you for such a wonderful panel guys, was a pleasure to rewatch! ♥
These videos are terribly fun to watch. It feels like hanging out with hilarious, and yet so very clever, friends.