How To Rob The Earth Of Its Resources [with Demetri Martin]

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  • @mdrzn
    @mdrzn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "What's the point in having a child if you have.. no home.. from which.. to keep it escaping.. from". Every satire sentence in this series is perfectly crafted, loving it.
    Also not to diminish all the actors ("scientists") in the show, but Demetri is PERFECT for the role 😍 😍

  • @AlienTrappers
    @AlienTrappers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love the fact that there are people watching this right now that aren't sure if this is serious or not.

    • @nickotis2497
      @nickotis2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh it's serious... just Demetris way

  • @crai-crai
    @crai-crai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Demetri Martin is so underrated. One of my favorite comics.

  • @Pallethands
    @Pallethands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's like science as told through a game of telephone.

  • @erico171
    @erico171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Brazilian, I can say it: he's not the Sagan we want, but he is the Sagan we deserve.

  • @TasDAmour
    @TasDAmour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Storing energy enables us to use it any time we want, like a donkey, or a prostitute."

    • @osvaldofranco9036
      @osvaldofranco9036 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Sir Albert Einstein esq, said this 🤔🤔🤔...true story, thats why they made him secret president of Area 51... (dont tell anybody 🤫🤫🤫...it a secret...)...

  • @deanmoriarty1947
    @deanmoriarty1947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you did zero preparation for your science project but decide to go for it anyway.

  • @ferretmarxism
    @ferretmarxism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Im too high halfway in I forgot it was parody and was like really learning

    • @Spock0987
      @Spock0987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you talking about? Is it a parody? Shit I knew something was wrong... lol

    • @kidv2
      @kidv2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude! Spoilers!

  • @eraldylli
    @eraldylli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him describing the water propeller and the next shot the propeller itself will never cease to be funny to me.

  • @MaggotyTrailerQueen
    @MaggotyTrailerQueen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel "enlightened" after that episode, thank you Ted Rimmarniet

  • @mistertamura6190
    @mistertamura6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some Ted Talks are simply more informative than others.

  • @user-tv4oi7lq5v
    @user-tv4oi7lq5v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I finally understand why when I put my microwave on potato, I get potassium fusion . Unlimited power !

    • @sylveonpk
      @sylveonpk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read : Unlimited power!
      Immediately my brain: Reads this with Palpatine’s voice! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

  • @stupidusernameagain
    @stupidusernameagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 'Ted Rimmarniet' is an anagram for 'Demetri Martin' is the most Demetri Martin thing I can think of, and I mean that as the sincerest praise.

  • @RatandCat
    @RatandCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, this is a gem.

  • @gabinecula8054
    @gabinecula8054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This episode was fucking hilarious, it was pure comedy. The cast was amazing, the narrator is brilliant, please make more of these.

  • @monicacreator3168
    @monicacreator3168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank to those video. I always get 98% on my tests.

  • @MachineThatCreates
    @MachineThatCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dimitri.... that was an absolute work of ART....and an excellent use of your own energy. Keep emitting please.🌴

  • @davegrillo4761
    @davegrillo4761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The amount of work Demetri Martin went through to get such specific details purposefully wrong is as impressive as it is appalling. 😂😂

  • @calebjefferson3461
    @calebjefferson3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If you're a battery you're either working or you're dead. That's a shit life."
    -Carl Sagan

  • @thenovakillers1834
    @thenovakillers1834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Totally agree with these hard truths of the sciences

  • @tpq3rd
    @tpq3rd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it when he screwed the light bulb into the potato

  • @petercram9691
    @petercram9691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how does this only have 51 thousand views?

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    How to transform Demetri Martin into Carl Sagan:
    .....You're done!

    • @IdleByte
      @IdleByte 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do wish he put Sagan's name SOMEWHERE in the video. The joke won't have a long half life.

  • @deannaburgart9171
    @deannaburgart9171 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came across this while researching supporting videos for my Engineering Technology and Society class and I can’t stop laughing. I love Demitri Martin and wish I could somehow incorporate this into my lectures… perhaps in the section on “fake news?”

    • @deannaburgart9171
      @deannaburgart9171 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Today we are robbing the earth in smarter and more creative ways.” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is what school science textbooks would sound like if L. Ron Hubbard wrote them.

  • @retchz4955
    @retchz4955 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    gotta watch this a few times because there's so much funny packed in there.... I'm laughing so much at one thing that I missed the next. I really liked the bit about leaving a man on the moon while one astronaut runs away from the guy planting the flag. DM is so incredibly funny.

  • @SarahAndBoston
    @SarahAndBoston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Really nailing the Carl Sagan look.

  • @mshan1985
    @mshan1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best TH-cam Series of all time

  • @lucash8234
    @lucash8234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The misspelling in the title really adds to the show's flavor.

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best god damn series on F.O.D. & Y.T......more....more !

  • @rekeke6251
    @rekeke6251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see demetri. I hit like.

  • @Spicer6810
    @Spicer6810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was a great video... Well done

  • @paulmcewen7384
    @paulmcewen7384 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At 9:20 this comedy skit actually spits some sick truth.

  • @jordanwood1505
    @jordanwood1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best channel ive come across. Laugh til i cry. Thanks i needed this! Hard times

  • @THE_VictoryPictures
    @THE_VictoryPictures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Over the past four episodes I've been losing all my braincells to this show.

  • @thadoswald
    @thadoswald 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! Energy is stupendous and I'll never look at anything again.

  • @johnharmon4452
    @johnharmon4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This makes me proud to be an American.

  • @kalai_doscope
    @kalai_doscope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Robbing the infinite Rich man' is so dope!

  • @FerNando-kt8bb
    @FerNando-kt8bb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who else died when they herd " potatoms " 😂😂😂

  • @vanguardsmithing7501
    @vanguardsmithing7501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think I have dropped everything I was going to immediately watch a new video on TH-cam as fast as for this one lol

  • @harveyplay
    @harveyplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "POTATOMS"

  • @inevitablecraftslab
    @inevitablecraftslab 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good work, i learned more in this 10 min video than in 8 years of ground-school.

  • @NAConen
    @NAConen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so truthy.

  • @chrisgarcia6098
    @chrisgarcia6098 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best series ever

  • @albeit1
    @albeit1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect Carl Sagan.

  • @mikeokkerts9139
    @mikeokkerts9139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, this guy's Brian Cox impersonation is spot on.

  • @ghosthazard8338
    @ghosthazard8338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is perfect.

  • @sk8rdman
    @sk8rdman ปีที่แล้ว

    10:41 "...and that's how we have electrical cars."
    Initially it may seem like this is an obvious error, but it's true if you think about it. Most of the electricity that we use (depending where you live) is still produced by the burning of fossil fuels.

  • @docmcbungas3303
    @docmcbungas3303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius

  • @chraffis
    @chraffis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too funny. Good job

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Corduroy- the fashion forward fabric.

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I got so hopeful when he said earthlet

  • @livetohash6152
    @livetohash6152 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So Carl Sagan.. priceless 💯😅

  • @sylveonpk
    @sylveonpk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is light? Well it is everywhere. Like air and sexual tension 😂 😂 😂

  • @karankshah
    @karankshah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about it to dispute it.

  • @Nigelrathbone1
    @Nigelrathbone1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Potatoms?
    Potatom bomb.
    Think of it...limitless potential energy.

  • @mikehamm45
    @mikehamm45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice shot of downtown Detroit and the GM RenCen

  • @MS-fp8si
    @MS-fp8si 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is almost every documentary on Netflix

  • @osvaldofranco9036
    @osvaldofranco9036 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE SCIENCE'ISH 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😀...

  • @LeeCzere
    @LeeCzere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Potatoms. I'm going to name something Potatom.

  • @Tommy_Boy.
    @Tommy_Boy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally! The truth-speakers.

  • @tisstuart
    @tisstuart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, after I realized how smart this was. It hit deep. More importantly to appreciate my education as the precious experiences that made me capable of realizing. This makes me seem at least 35 i.q. points higher than before it. Like having an ugly wingman at the bar, lends more opportunities to land the hot chicks.
    A truly fascinating, reversal of the rouche limit.

  • @bradameerbeg6422
    @bradameerbeg6422 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It funny that they do say something actually scientific at the end.

  • @CosmicJas
    @CosmicJas 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sun magnets sounds way cooler than boring solar panels.

  • @chrisvamudio4408
    @chrisvamudio4408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damnit, I'm not sure if these facts were legit or not, now I gotta watch a few documentaries, thanks alot funny or die

  • @brianachim2670
    @brianachim2670 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When are you going to do TWD episode reviews again? Those were my favorite.

  • @Inertia888
    @Inertia888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    if we flip all of our water motors around we should be able to get the ocean to recede a bit

  • @jordan_roadhouse4798
    @jordan_roadhouse4798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Taken tips from Prof Brian Cox.

  • @dickinsontanner
    @dickinsontanner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think im unlearning things

  • @brucekent3131
    @brucekent3131 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love

  • @jane8678
    @jane8678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    R u sure the Sun is a planet?

  • @brynwhitehead1731
    @brynwhitehead1731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny.
    Coming from this source.

  • @pervindersingh3744
    @pervindersingh3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah thats all true i use Potato on the place of bulbs nd it works

  • @joplintech
    @joplintech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Trump Administration released their new Science Standards for Education, and this is the result?

  • @artsy_phoebe2844
    @artsy_phoebe2844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *YOU ARE ICE BEAR OKAY*

  • @danielkillorin9742
    @danielkillorin9742 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some one had to make a satire of these types of shows

  • @DaveC9000
    @DaveC9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Electrical cars...Yet another use for dinosaur paste.

  • @AlphaFoxDelta
    @AlphaFoxDelta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Destroy your foes with knowledge bombs and score mega critical hits

  • @blury_face333
    @blury_face333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, Carl 🤣

  • @thadoswald
    @thadoswald 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do Rangakoos carry the children to the lightning for the ritual?

  • @alexkidd3d
    @alexkidd3d 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really funny...but honestly couldn't finish it, it was so torturously wrong my brain couldn't take any more!

  • @markodukic9439
    @markodukic9439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Carl saganist

  • @CrimsonLadyVT
    @CrimsonLadyVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm....not sure what exactly i'm watching right now or why i am here...wait...i got here because of ice bear

  • @juangarza4329
    @juangarza4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to read the first article using "micros" instead of atoms

  • @nxj18xbmc
    @nxj18xbmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you like this, check out "Look Around You"

  • @kuntamdc
    @kuntamdc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said "Patatoms" lol

  • @johnturmelle94
    @johnturmelle94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its resources, not it’s resources

  • @ryancoats7
    @ryancoats7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, I’m trying to understand this. It all seems like logical facts but just using different language? I could also be so uninformed about this stuff that I’m just buying these theories sorta like Fahrenheit 451

  • @Mrinternasional
    @Mrinternasional 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Weren't working for oil company for bit

  • @drftrkjhguvgggfd
    @drftrkjhguvgggfd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine the disaster if flat earthers found this

  • @mocurio
    @mocurio 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how Carl Sagan would review this episode.

  • @mickeytwoshoes9476
    @mickeytwoshoes9476 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Potatums!🤣

  • @gastonforde2121
    @gastonforde2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ice Bear.

  • @lilspliffster88
    @lilspliffster88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    im so pissed i copied this word for word cause were workinn on atoms at school my teacher called me a idiot and sent me home thanks demetri

  • @Armaron06
    @Armaron06 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sure this isn't a deleted scene from the Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy? XD

  • @SeattleScotty
    @SeattleScotty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Asian scientist is hilarious, she sounds like she really believes the crazy things she is saying!

    • @yoski203
      @yoski203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      most do

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoski203 waaaoooooooooooo

  • @lostintime8651
    @lostintime8651 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ya, light is a big f'en joke. I get it!!! now turn it off so I can get some sleep.

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's what Carl Sagan would've been like if Trump taught him.

  • @BorisNoiseChannel
    @BorisNoiseChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One resource at the time?

  • @Ying-yang6969
    @Ying-yang6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Potatoms😀😀😀