memes that had me fighting for my life
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196 is basically NoRules but either more or less tame
and pron addiction
@@sixshooter2318ok Tate fan
true
@@lukelyall5879 huh
@@sixshooter2318 if you are going through puberty or an adult and don’t watch p*rn you’re not a human being
For anyone still wondering what r/196 is, it’s basically just a subreddit dedicated to random shitposts. Aside from the basic sitewide rules, the only rule of r/196 is that if you visit the page, you’re supposed to post something before leaving.
What happens if you just leave and not post anything?
@@Tinker4belldeath
@@Qyubij Ah, thank you.
4:07 as someone with IBS and Lactose Intolerance, yes. idk why they call it a restroom when I'm fighting for my life in there. Sometimes you just gotta strip down and hike up those knees to alleviate the pain and pressure on your stomach. Patting where it hurts also helps move things along. kind of like when you burp a baby.
Exactly
I was gonna comment on that. I suffered from constipation for a while and it was really bad. Simply adding corn to my diet as often as possible has massively improved this issue (and taking a walk usually once a day, at least 15 minutes).
It was called a restroom because there used to be couches and chairs in the room so people (mostly women) could go sit down and rest.
@@elaexplorer that's very informative but I think you may have missed the point
@@Ares_VRight?!😂 r/whoosh😂
MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
Michael Storen
I love your username
I agree with your pfp
same
Nah but I see you everywhere on emkay
Good to see that Pukicho is exactly as wild on Twitter as on Tumblr
Pukicho is such an icon, I feel like their wisdom got me through 2020
i found their posts funny at first but now it kinda seems like a little bit of "random = funny" mashed with "i am very quirky" and "edgelord"
who is pukicho
@@bread496 a pretty big blog on tumblr. One of the posts in the video is from them
@@bread496they're a user that uses a Pikachu plush as a profile pic
1:55 whenever this image circles around again I always have to laugh knowing that the original pic was never meant to be some weird statement on women, but it was actually a commision somwone did for for a TRANSFORMATION FETISH lmaoo
It's still kinda weird that the end result is white though.
The biggest rule of 196 is leave a meme when you're done
1:06 “Coffee service” just refers to all the accoutrements involved in preparing coffee. Usually, it involves a carafe (a coffee pot with an attached handle and spout), coffee cups with saucers and a platter.
3:14
Funfact: F1nnster has come out as trans recently and is on HRT! Good on him (they use he/she pronouns)
Oh I thought it was any pronouns or they didn’t care?
@@mikaila_muppet i think her pronouns are he/she rn
@@bluemoonstationSo yes.
@@bluemoonstationthey use any pronouns /info
@@bluemoonstation no she uses he/him pronouns now
11:43 JoCat did not deserve the hate he got. He made such good videos I'm always saden to remember what twitter did to him.
And for a song that came out and was fine for frakking YEARS beforehand
7:25
Context
1, speedrun cheater caught do to the animation of mario blinking at. The wrong times. New tech for finding cheaters.
2- cosmic rays. Dude found a weird random glitch during a run that only happened once ever. People have used tools to try everything and amything, no event has ever occurred again. But due to literal quantum particles being shot from the world, a single piece of the binary code of the game flipped, and caused the glitch.
3- obvious speedrun cheater pretended to be blindfolded. He could see and he is a POS. People put in so much time to learn blindfolded strats.
4- This is an amazing video by bismuth, analyzing a near perfect run. So good that it will dissuade people from trying to get it, "killing the category."
6:23 Or they give the little goblins a Goldfish in a bowl smaller than a cereal portion.
That's what we call a sh*t post.
i wonder why i see you everywhere....
btw have you watched a video about mains in smash?
@@DerangedPacman his description does say he seems to be everywhere
@@DerangedPacman yeah, why?
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi you left a comment saying "i bet you guys already know what mines is" if i remember correctly
I’m watching this after having a mental breakdown and this is making me feel better
It's so funny seeing pukicho on twitter. Cuz like that's a famous tumblr account.
Yeah, that was an odd experience for me as a regular Tumblr user
@@catdownthestreet Tumblr still exists? I assumed they died when they banned porn.
@@arthas640 That's what they WANT you to think
@@arthas640 ohoho no, that didn't kill us.
@@arthas640 We still have porn.
Like, we very much do still have porn.
Heck, we had company sponsored porn in the form of Tumblr Live.
I think Oz Media described this sub as "memes collected by the local crackhead"
lol the My Little Pony figures in the back
(Also editors, please put the subreddit name in the title please)
Zamn
😭 I just see “em kay” and click idk
it is in the thumbnail.
@@frostthegrey yeah, but it’s still nice when it’s in the title
I think it's because youtube don't like videos with r/ in them so they do something with them. Idk any of what I said its true I don't really pay attention very much to these things but that's what I have heard.
8:43 I love the countering of the imagine dragons slander ❤
as a huge south park fan, i love every time you say "remember that one from south park" bc it always, always happen to be about an episode i watched recently lmao
r/196 is an odd one - has a bit of everything. Expect to leave with your brain frazzled, but do be sure to leave a meme on your way out.
i will. lets see, what one should i do...
*searching through folder after folder of memes*
maybe this one? im not sure. lets keep searching...
Honestly, despite being so lawless it actually stayed pretty cool almost everytime I'd check in. I didn't see any TERF/Queerphobia outbreaks besides ocassional, very down voted comments, no poorly masked porn, no weird gross stuff beyond the ironic memes that'd show up on Pinterest. A couple of bad takes rarely, but a cool community!
"Fighting for my life" reminds me of the first poop I had after surgery. I hadn't gone in 4 days and had to put my feet on the edge of the tub and rock forwards and back in order to get things moving.
I had an experience like that once. Had to take a ton of opiates and didnt poop, also for about 4 days if i remember right, so i took some laxatives. I happen to weight myself just before the stomach aches started so i weighed myself again afterwards and i lost just short of 9 pounds.
these memes did have me fighting for my life
6:48 this actually confuses me. Normally i try to take a transphobic viewpoint to understand whatever the hell people are mad about, but this actually flew over my head. How is Rabbit meat and raw iron in minecraft somehow the cause of trans ppl?
It just sounds like a joke to me
@@monky8557 i thought so as well, but i couldnt understand the joke either. I am a free woosh to whoever can explain the joke.
@@SawBSketch quite often political jokes are just like that. Such utter trash they only make sense to the fevered mind of whoever wrote it. That or it's just one of those jokes written by people who think "random humor" means just saying random disconnected things and being lauded the next Gir from Invader Zim.
Idk maybe it has to do with how similar they look
@@alexandrialarsen3101 yeah that's my guess too, something about the iron being "fake rabbit" probably
4:28 neon is a heccin cutie! He streams on twitch, and those streams are AMAZING
4:01 yes. it happens.
I second this.
Robin r/196 is a subreddit with only one (official) rule; “post before you leave.” it was mainly a meme/shitposting sub
That lord cat meme is NOT a scam! Sealand is an off shore play form in the North Sea that basically claimed country-hood. You can PAY for a title of nobility! I never knew this place existed until I watched Hetalia! Sealand is one of the best characters!
I shall conquer Sealand and raise the great nation of Wordington-Epstenia
@@decepticusprevails a dying breed, sadly lol
@@AtomicNumber73 lol
10:25 That is Sealand, an abandoned WW2 naval fort ruled by a guy named Prince Michael. That deed grants you the title of Lord (or Baron or Duke) of Sealand. It is not a scam, because he is very open about the fact that the titles are only recognised by the Sealand Government (which no other nation recognises or cares about). Sure, it's a novelty gift and you are paying $50 for a piece of paper, but it doesn't really pretend to be anything more than that.
Bro the EmKay subreddit is crazy
our first hamster was diseased and doomed for death within 2 weeks of getting it, then the next one (after about 3 years of life) got a magnet stuck in its cheek and expired while stuck on the metal grate while we were gone for a few days.
4:07 as someone with period cramps so bad that causes me to spew from both ends because it makes me reject food AND most pain meds(i literally cant take them or the pain gets worse and i throw it back up anyway), yes. I literally have to starve myself for days, atleast two before and two at the beginning of my period. In order to have the slightest chance of this not happening. Even then it makes my body reject water and stomach acid, so i still end up sleeping on the bathroom floor all day with a fan on my face and cold rag on my neck LMAO....i hate it here
uhhh have you tried seeing a doctor? I don't think theyre meant to be that bad
@@calcutt4nope genuinely can't afford it. I already have medical debt just for wanting to get my stomach checked out with basic tests. Plus it's gone on for about a decade from age 12-23 so I just kinda live with it. It's technically gotten "better". The symptoms are just a little different. when I first got it, it was one of the reason I got truancy and had to go to court because I missed alot of school. I couldn't move for two days because the pain was too bad and couldn't take medicine. Now I can atleast attempt to live normally during my period but ive still missed work for it.
I feel insensitive even saying anything because this is obviously hellish but I'd feel awful if I didn't so, maybe try daily magnesium supplements if the cramps are muscular? magnesium made my cramps go away completely and significantly reduced my roommates'
3:51 a "piece" of my lore is as big as a dna sequence of an amoeba.
So, ATGC?
@@painteater_ but like, including every atom, by big i meant "hard to count
@@mihaleben6051 ah gotcha.
9:35 thats a fucking parasaur
9:57
The Morse code says “GYATT”
I HATE THIS, I SERIOUSLY WENT THROUGH THE EFFORT OF TRANSLATING AND THIS IS IT⁉️⁉️
Your sacrifice will be remembered, Nesquick Girl
You too? I just had to know if it actually said anything legible, or if it was complete nonsense. Five minutes of my life wasted.
10:30 Since I could not find any comment about this, yes Established Titles is technically a scam, this is not a Established Titles title though, this is a title from Sealand, a micronation probably bought through the prince of Sealand themselves (Idk about that). Whether or not that makes it less or more valid idk, but whatever both titles are mostly bought for fun anyway
There's a sealnd website. I'm not sure if it's legit made by the dudes who own sealand but you can buy a lordship on the shop tab there.
The hamster thing is so true… I wanted a hamster so bad when I was 7. I have no idea why. I got a cage for my birthday later that years, and I got to pick out a hamster that weekend.
That hamster went through hell. I had no issues feeding, keeping up with the water, and cleaning the cage. But I was a horrible owner. I constantly tossed him in the air when playing. I didn’t know it was bad, I was 8 and knew nothing about hamsters. I don’t blame him when he escaped a year and a half later.
If I have kids, they’re not getting something like that. I’m happy to get them a dog because I enjoy dog training, as I’m a hobbyist trainer. I love teaching dogs. But a hamster? No. I will not put another hamster through hell ever again.
0:57 Roman Empirial parents be like:
4:15 the entire Knight Rider fandom in a nutshell.😂
9:13 love that Uruguay is excluded from real Spanish 😂
/j I love you guys
😂🤣💀
I love emkay
these memes cure my cancer❤🎉
6:42
3 cooked chicken, 1 raw iron ore, 2 raw chicken
Imagine Dragons is just the whole Nickleback situation again
6:12 my hamster died bc it got sick and there was nothing me or my parents could do to stop it
Yeah, Neon Woof do be like that, when he's not rock climbing or playing guitar he goes on his livestreams and goes full dog mode. Before you all lose your minds, no he does not think he's a real animal, it's a bit for entertainment and just goofy fun. Though he does have a spot on bark indistinguishable from a dog's, it's rather impressive
Bro poor neon he just knows that his BF is going to apologize for his mom
Reminder. The image of the woman picking up the book and “becoming nerdy” is fetish art.
4:01 yes. Yes I have. IBS-C's got me fightin for my life in the bathroom sometimes-
4:05 My brother in Christ, I am only 5'4'' and I have 10000% had shits that were so stressful that I have folded completely in half, cheeks still on the seat. It happens.
1:51 I swear this is so wholesome
Loved the way he said tw at like "twot", also I wish the editors would put the subreddits names in the titles or thumbnails again as it would make it so much easier, sure it's in the description but I'm sure a lot of viewers would find it easier in the title
I have been in that exact position too many times to count. Bro needs to work on his flexibility if he legit cannot bend over seated. How does he even tie his shoelaces?
1:48 this is so damn cute 😭
4:25 I feel like I need a set of these LMAO (even just one knife, one spoon, and one fork would do)
"That's not a ghost dear, that's a lesbian". How dare you. Just because, I, a lesbian, am interested in historical fashion, and every other lesbian I've ever met in my life is into historical fashion, doesn't mean everyone who dresses historically is lesbian. Some of us are gay or genderqueer.
4:00 genuinely yes. sometimes you just gotta, man.
6:58 why does Andrew sound like Wathom from the Don't Starve Together Uncompromising Mode mod?
"Funny mouse. Much to think. Must watch."
That's a certificate of the self-proclaimed Principality of Sealand, an unrecognized micronation on an old WW2 sea fort which used to be in international waters, but now it is in British sea territory.
6:05 Yeah, that's what goldfish are for.
That fork is -100 out of ten
He’s getting closer to the cheese caves. The cheese caves have the best wifi
Imagine being so bored you had to scroll all the way down to find my comment.
fresh viewers:
mann
It was literally the first comment XD
196 is basically the cursed child of r/Tumblr, r/bonehurtingjuice and r/hmm
2:00 Think that's a fedish or a parody of those not like other girls' art, also at least they're not romantically kissing each other
The top image is fetish art. The bottom image is someone making all the girls in the transformation sequence be friends.
3:56 Can confirm, this is a semi regular occurrence with my digestive system...
2:55 WAIT THAT'S SCOUT
I've seen this post so many times and not realized it was made by the same person who voiced Memphis Tennessee
9:45 this, but it’s the water pills with dinosaur sponges inside
No, that cat is a peer of the realm of Sealand, a small, unrecognized country on an old oil rig off the coast of Britain
8:53 personally i slap it, then cry because of the pain (physical. Then cry because i am covered in salt, pass out from dehydration. Wake up. Resume watching tv.
Day 69 of guessing the editor.
0:00 I guessed Yuri last time and I was wrong, so now I know what the right answer probably is: Samuel Collins.
Final statement: Got it!
Emkay posted 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Sealand ≠ Established Titles
Sealand is a micronation off the coast of England!
Whoah Whoa Whoah! JoCat was bullied off the Internet? I don't think so
9:51 bro said gyatt
most people just say "got", bro out here being extra
Oh! That’s right. Y (-.-) and L (.-..) are opposites so I translated it as GLATT but I don’t know what GYATT means…
You don’t want to know
I’m joking
@@aiadoc105 GYATT: Guessing You're A Taiwanese Tank
Pukicho was stuck in the wifi cave for a few days
Wow there’s a sub for every topic
Can’t believe they would attempt to assassinate emkay voice. Man
Thumbnail hits hard. IBD gang wya
still on the toilet
4:06 I don't get this subreddit either but yes Yes, I have become a contortionist because of IBS, I assure you I've been in that exact position while crying on the toilet
3:56 Robin... last year I 💩 so hard I damaged my sciatic nerve, so I am sure this is within the relm of possibility. To be fair though I had done years of heavy lifing at work which probably done most of the damage but the 💩 was the straw that broke the camels back and I was the camel. To this day I walk with a limp. Between that and the long covid I feel like I am useless and I am only 38. Life sucks.
4:04 , I have so bad I got a blood clot in my eye from… trying too hard? I don’t understand it either my memory is foggy
In 196 you have to post before you leave which ends up making it like the communal soup of subreddits.
11:13 the archipelago, very personal reasons
Isn't r/196 the one where the only rule is you must post something everytime you visit?
Yes, okay?! I have had a shit that bad!
7:57 they are even the same colors as htf. Deer gasoline
5:18 "Have you ever been to the Google graveyard." Ironically you're saying this on the last day before Google Podcasts is shut down (combined with TH-cam Music now).
Google is funny like that. They see some hot new trend making money and say "me too!" and 9/10 times they screw it up and abandon the idea why it doesnt prove to be a huge success. I swear half the time i only hear about some Google app because of some article talking about how the app is on the chopping block.
On the fork, I’d range it a 1.5 at best because it’s gonna do its job but it’s probably gonna break within the process also that handle what are you a fork or a handle? There was 2F words that were taken out of that
It funny keep it up and good job
Ok is there a ' autistic rate my cutlery' thread , cuz I have THE FORK OF ALL FORKS and I need to know that it truly is 😂😂😂
11:07 Gotta say volcanos myself, despite the US’s Republicans apparent insistence that it should be glaciers and archipelagos instead.
4:07 I pooped so hard I had a nose bleed
When I was a kid, my sister's hamster bit through my thumbnail and drowned in my blood
...knork.
That's not a fork.
So I, too, was curious what this sub was about. Went to reddit to look at the sub description and immediately broke the only rule. It said to post before leaving but I've nothing I want to post.
more /rihadastroke please!!!!!1!!!!
The care bears are gone because no makes those drugs anymore.
I just learned a new word I don't think I can fit in my vocabulary.😰
4:30
Furry struggle moment.
The best response to that describe your butt using only a picture of it meme is to send a photo of a IT guy