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  • @hamsreal
    @hamsreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    The moment they recognised each other was beautiful
    Ape smile with nothing but gums and old person says shshdgishshs

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It's moments like that when I just can't believe that some people say animals don't feel emotions.

    • @hamsreal
      @hamsreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lisahenry20 who tf says that😂

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@hamsreal typically people who deny evolution. They say that the difference between humans and animals is that we feel emotions.

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hamsreal It used to be an argument for vivisection during the renessaince. Animals lack souls, so they can't feel pain. Hence it's all right to cut up a living animal to learn how the body works.

    • @Antechynus
      @Antechynus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hamsreal I have more time for the animals I live with than 99% of the people I know because animals are honest.

  • @finnleybrewin317
    @finnleybrewin317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    The bit where they interrupted Russell for his fish puns was hilarious!

    • @tclol
      @tclol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Funnier that he had 2 puns about batter in one joke and one was his big finish xD pretty wank at not seeing repetition in his own bit lol

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Hearing an announcer say ‘for fucking ages’ was hilarious!

    • @lennon8435
      @lennon8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      SHOW US THE FOOTAGE

    • @lottiemorton6373
      @lottiemorton6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I want to watch them tho

    • @cassandrakarpinski9416
      @cassandrakarpinski9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We need a video which is the uncut fish puns.

  • @topazmaymemory2982
    @topazmaymemory2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Last clip is literally the most Australian thing. As a country we make up a lie and everyone runs with it. Fooling Foreigners is probably one of our favourite past times.

    • @ShaeSandybanks
      @ShaeSandybanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The dreaded drop bear!

    • @redrangerrr558
      @redrangerrr558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When you've got that many dangerous animals it's understandable that people will believe anything that the locals who see them daily will say, they just have no idea how to deal with them. This means pranks are both abundant and hilarious.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ShaeSandybanks Yeah I know I saw one last week

    • @marikasdaughter6263
      @marikasdaughter6263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a Canadian I feel like there should be some animal in our country we could use like this, but most of our animals are "common" animals or at least animals that have variations all over parts of the world.

    • @callmelewsor
      @callmelewsor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marikasdaughter6263 what about house hippos?

  • @Antechynus
    @Antechynus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    As a 50 year old veteran, I cried like a baby at the simple love and affection between the old chimp and old man ... Damn you Russell!

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me too 😢😢😢

    • @LockStoppageSandwich
      @LockStoppageSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Here too...........it was amazing

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tf does being a veteran have to do with anything 😂

    • @Antechynus
      @Antechynus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@onejediboi when your oneJediman maybe you will have seen the horrid things we do to each other firsthand... Seeing the clip reminds me there is good in the world.

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Antechynus you're* learn how to spell mate

  • @brandonyoung8115
    @brandonyoung8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2730

    I feel like a kid at Christmas when he uploads

    • @sannestrijd2978
      @sannestrijd2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here!!

    • @vickydebath8547
      @vickydebath8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Kingjohnny-pe3cg
      @Kingjohnny-pe3cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/UkLJalUwVUU/w-d-xo.html

    • @marcohaining9316
      @marcohaining9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kingjohnny-pe3cg why bro just stop

    • @sen8162
      @sen8162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@olivergibson1716 I left a dislike too lmao

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Well.. they had to tell the American President not to nuke the storm, so.. it tracks.

    • @vhffvjmjvddf3050
      @vhffvjmjvddf3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, Obama hates neocolonialist storms with a passion.

    • @myname-rz4zk
      @myname-rz4zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      C. L. I love the orange starbursts. The green ones are the worst. (This is just my opinion on starburst flavours and has nothing to do with trump, I dislike him as much as you)

    • @oscartomsett9590
      @oscartomsett9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have so mnay subs but no vids....WHY??

    • @elnombre5597
      @elnombre5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I beyond feel bad for America

    • @uberorange2116
      @uberorange2116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he looks so fucking confused

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Nibbles....Glastonbury" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that always gets me

  • @thebatman2620
    @thebatman2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    being a former Floridian I wholeheartedly agree they are that insane to try to shoot a hurricane

    • @se3steelo
      @se3steelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Batman but not the dolphins thing?

    • @thebatman2620
      @thebatman2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@se3steelo sadly they are news reported people that killed a dolphin by passing it around

    • @reese4157
      @reese4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebatman2620 sounds like Florida to me

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    RUSSELL: "you can't change the weather with a gun."
    ME: "well someone's never heard of a snow cannon."

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *cue Pornhub intro*

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sopcannon 😂 never has the laugh cry emoji been more appropriate. This made me spit coffee across the table. Best comment on the internet.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hayreddinbarbarossa661 , now I want to know what the pornhub intro is, just to get the joke, but I don't want to google "pornhub" and get sex ads for the next eternity...

    • @alistairl1418
      @alistairl1418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lenkacfk7155 just go in incognito mode and then that wont happen :)

    • @sianevans6455
      @sianevans6455 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂

  • @KikiLivesInMe
    @KikiLivesInMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Nibbles from Glastonbury must be a damn legend in Valhalla

  • @pluto8835
    @pluto8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    How many bloody fish puns did he think of-
    Edit: holy hell what have I started-
    EDIT 2: I beg of you, let me free. Grant me mercy in this cruel world. I KEEP GETTING YOUR DAMNED FISH PUNS-
    Edit 3: everytime I think this is over you just return.

    • @heleneardleytaylor25
      @heleneardleytaylor25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Oven can we get a raw footage of the puns

    • @danmarsh7985
      @danmarsh7985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Let's dolphinitely jump on this band wagon again

    • @humanperson4605
      @humanperson4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I this fish pun thing cod catch on

    • @odstinbound2335
      @odstinbound2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A lot

    • @Daniel-wd4zx
      @Daniel-wd4zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I’ll bait these puns can’t go on for much longer.

  • @yeetusmobeetus
    @yeetusmobeetus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I love when he breaks character from laughing.

  • @ek--0
    @ek--0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Petition to hear the fish puns all say aye

  • @gl1tcheddatabase270
    @gl1tcheddatabase270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I love how he makes Americans sound like Forest Gump

    • @edhunt5909
      @edhunt5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was literally about to say the same thing

    • @Galemor1
      @Galemor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Forest Gump was smarter...
      At least he knew that - stupid is, what stupid does..

    • @eoghanbannon-wright5689
      @eoghanbannon-wright5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      forrest dump

    • @supimpanda2312
      @supimpanda2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Florida gump

    • @supimpanda2312
      @supimpanda2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thisguy uhhhhh I am american

  • @nathanerrington7983
    @nathanerrington7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Reporter: "The meat processors wouldn't take him"
    The Crowd: "Aww..."

    • @jamespotter2843
      @jamespotter2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Only in this contry"

    • @Daph909
      @Daph909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, 'him'?

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daph909
      Why wouldn't you name a Bull knickers

  • @ISpinRightRound
    @ISpinRightRound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I still want the all of the fish’s pun :(

    • @rahatali5331
      @rahatali5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly same

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To bad it's fin-ished. But I can shell you all about it.

    • @clovermx1472
      @clovermx1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hayreddin Barbarossa 😔

    • @mirora2212
      @mirora2212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hayreddin Barbarossa nice

    • @ElliottRodgers
      @ElliottRodgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tanks for admitting to that.. I was too! I think it was a reel shame! This video clip would have been so much batter with the puns. I can't bait to see if full chips turn up on TH-cam.

  • @matbroomfield
    @matbroomfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    That ape was heartbreaking and beautiful. Her environment was so soulless that she just was waiting to die, but when he arrived, she found life again.

    • @dorientjewoller113
      @dorientjewoller113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You missed the introduction part where they tell that the ape is 59 years old. Chimps may reach an average of 38.7 years while in captivaty. So, reaching 59 years means that she was well treated and her environment wasn't that soulless at all ... More likely that this chimpanzee was or already in her last days and they have isaolated her from the group.

  • @katerh3198
    @katerh3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    That lion one was so good - my sides hurt.

  • @DarthArachnious
    @DarthArachnious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Iwas there that week. They were shooting to see if the bullets would turn in the wind. It's not better, just interesting that they were thinking scientifically... while standing on a pier on a hurricane.

    • @SteviePonder123
      @SteviePonder123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WOW

    • @QuestionableLifeChoices
      @QuestionableLifeChoices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      very american, and VERY floridian lmfao

    • @DarthArachnious
      @DarthArachnious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very few Americans have guns. But most of Florida is nuts.

    • @gussy508
      @gussy508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JasCotton nah most of the population have guns

    • @DarthArachnious
      @DarthArachnious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gussy508 get that fact from the Daily Mail did we?

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The video where ‘Mama’ the chimpanzee recognizes her friend Jan, always brings me to tears.
    No matter how often I’ve seen it.

  • @rohanjayaraman1480
    @rohanjayaraman1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Russel keeping us entertained during this 2020 hellhole

    • @ravenjay115
      @ravenjay115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only he can do this during this year

    • @connieluvr
      @connieluvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravenjay115 agreed

  • @mrmoose1985
    @mrmoose1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    At the gates of Valhalla.
    Gatekeeper: we er weren’t expecting any more.
    Nibbles: yeah I guess so
    Gatekeeper: you’ve got one hell of a beard

    • @ravenjay115
      @ravenjay115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better a beard than pubes

  • @ur22much2
    @ur22much2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Why is my main course shagging my pudding"? Russell, you are hilarious. Your channeling of animals is awe inspiring.

  • @nighthasfallen456
    @nighthasfallen456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Americans are shooting at the approaching hurricane..."
    Me: WHAT
    "...in Florida."
    Me: Oh, that explains everything...

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump wanted to bomb a hurricane . . .

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Florida man hurls Molotov cocktail into storm, burns down house, then humps vaccuum to calm himself down, loses ding dong"... Just a Tuesday in Florida...

    • @yangtheinsane5430
      @yangtheinsane5430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizamccroskey1708 Wait for real?

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, th-cam.com/video/k_CFoPAwNfs/w-d-xo.html

    • @luisisthenamelitn6978
      @luisisthenamelitn6978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, that was an idea he had in mind.

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Look at the 59 years old ape at about 1:05 minutes in. It's just a few seconds but it's so beautiful, and unassailably demonstrates the depth of feeling in creatures we used to call "dumb animals" because we were a bunch of"dumb asses."
    I gulped down a sob of wonder so loud my dog Lola stretched out her paw and patted me. For reals.

  • @johnmatacola8867
    @johnmatacola8867 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Finally!, A human did something that was for the psychological benefit of an animal in need. Thank you. I hope this man's simple act of kindness eased this animal on.

  • @LordBummenbachsBalls
    @LordBummenbachsBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Russell: “My Uncle was killed by my Father”.
    Scar: “I ain’t his dad, eww”
    Mufasa: “AM I A JOKE TO YOU”.
    😂

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rosiecooper8030 “This week on ADHD Relief… Ooh, a penguin.”

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "You can't change the weather with a gun"
    I mean Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane

    • @apollo_2023
      @apollo_2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait what!?

    • @rannnoch
      @rannnoch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to be fair a gun is nowhere even close to a nuke

    • @bethgeorgiou7769
      @bethgeorgiou7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IBeF00L he literally suggested nuking the hurricane

    • @apollo_2023
      @apollo_2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Beth Georgiou and that person is the president of the USA. God fucking save us all

    • @bethgeorgiou7769
      @bethgeorgiou7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IBeF00L hopefully not for long man, wanna know something funny?

  • @wallaceandgromitfan
    @wallaceandgromitfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I loved the bumblebee high five bit, I would never have the confidence to do that

    • @oasis4life014
      @oasis4life014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bumblebees are practically harmless

    • @tigrytime658
      @tigrytime658 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People can still be frightened of them. It’s like most spiders are harmless but they are one of the most common phobias

  • @benedictbinu3900
    @benedictbinu3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Who else is just binge watching Russel in lockdown??

    • @alleyhartley7916
      @alleyhartley7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you need a life even with lockdown. have a tug or something, this guy is one of most boring comedians around.

    • @benedictbinu3900
      @benedictbinu3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wdym he is soo funny

    • @shader2421
      @shader2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m been binge watching him for 4 years

  • @torestrand2663
    @torestrand2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Who the frikk are the 86 people who don't like this? This guy is brilliantly funny

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      likely people pissed that they interrupted the fish puns. here we have a bunch of other folks padding out their videos with horse shit and these folks decide to shorten this one because they have a low pun tolerance.

  • @oisincassidy5664
    @oisincassidy5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Nibbles, Glastonbury”

  • @crypty4074
    @crypty4074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Okay but when are we getting the full fish pun experience

  • @photofreak56
    @photofreak56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm not even british and I just love watching Russell. He's a bright spot in my day. He's such a sweety and I love him for it!

  • @gaminglindis66
    @gaminglindis66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Awww when she recognised him my heart 💓 animals are so amazing ❤️

  • @deano43
    @deano43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When that chimp recognised his old friend, I cried like a 10yo girl watching little mix.

    • @ericamacdonald5701
      @ericamacdonald5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do u mean 10 year old girl every fan has cried over them with their music as well

  • @SundaraRamanR
    @SundaraRamanR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Just in case you didn't know, dog "puzzles" are toys that you put food inside, and then the dog tries and figures out how to get to the food or get the food out.
    (I dunno if Russell was just pretending to not know for the sake of the joke, but afaik he's always had multiple dogs together, not a single dog that could get bored on its own, so maybe he actually didn't know.)

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Decay congrats on discovering that, good for you. Not everything he says is pulled out of his ass either though, he plays off of the facts as he knows them, which is why it's an interesting conundrum which side the balance is on in this case. That's what I was speculating on, but thanks for chipping with the usual trite "he's a comedian lolol so you aren't allowed to discuss anything he says" line.

    • @kygodragon4782
      @kygodragon4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy got wrecked with a capital W ^

    • @garyz2043
      @garyz2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's cruel!

  • @Jordan-ko7me
    @Jordan-ko7me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "The meat processors wouldn't take him"
    Everyone "Awwww"
    Me: wait a minute...

  • @ebsck911
    @ebsck911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I was sure he was calling Americans animals, but sadly he was about to talk about dolphins

    • @johnlong3214
      @johnlong3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also called a Dolphin a "fish"

    • @jillreyerma7592
      @jillreyerma7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnlong3214
      I'm pretty sure he was using it as an example of something similar to the dolphins.

  • @weirdo4hgsa668
    @weirdo4hgsa668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I didn't even begin to watch the video but i just wanna start by saying Thank you so very much Russell and his team for uploading these videos on TH-cam Love from Somalia

  • @custardsings2234
    @custardsings2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Every time I hear "dont aaa, its lovely" I feel like another of my limited brain cells jumps the boat. Like... thats why they're aaa'ing!!

  • @user-mp1is6ys7m
    @user-mp1is6ys7m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Whys he trying to kiss a fish

    • @BrianThompson-dj2sq
      @BrianThompson-dj2sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what fishermen/people who like fishing do

    • @odstinbound2335
      @odstinbound2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He gay

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Odst Inbound Found the 10 year old

    • @corpse.19.x
      @corpse.19.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He now got fish lips😂

    • @mynirv
      @mynirv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Odst Inbound yeah there are only male fish

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm crying from that bit about the ape

  • @doolan0543
    @doolan0543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    For the gun hurricane one, he should have said "no wonder why our weather is shit, we don't have guns"

  • @Headly892
    @Headly892 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Monkey clip broke my heart, also my son came home last week and it sounded like the dog said hello, it was so funny. She also coughs when she wants out to the garden, so I do think if dogs could talk they would.

  • @VillianousKitty
    @VillianousKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The koala reminds me of our Skunk in the farm I work at. Everyone terrified of his big claws but they're blunt and don't hurt at all, voicing their concerns whilst I'm literally holding him in a vest top hahaha

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't care about the claws, rather the stink they give off

  • @themis4392
    @themis4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Favourite comedian of all time!!!!!
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @alleyhartley7916
      @alleyhartley7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you havent watched bernard manning lol

  • @kcinanutshell3147
    @kcinanutshell3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I had tickets to see Russell Howard here in the States last April :(

  • @beccapleece4087
    @beccapleece4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He’s bloody brilliant 🤣

  • @queenannsrevenge100
    @queenannsrevenge100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Don’t shoot at the storm...” only in Florida...

  • @CreamAle
    @CreamAle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That koala prank will never stop being funny.

  • @chillaxo9863
    @chillaxo9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Fun fact: Germany has more Zoos than the rest of Europe combined.

    • @kygodragon4782
      @kygodragon4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fun fact: Germans are just a smarter version of the English.
      I'm English.

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope they've improved on their animal welfare, I went to one when we went to Germany at the end of the 80's, it was horrible.

    • @amalnasir822
      @amalnasir822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine how many animals got taken away from their homes just for human entertainment

    • @skillissue445
      @skillissue445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KygoDragon4 you are 100% German

    • @chillaxo9863
      @chillaxo9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@markorollo. I wasn't alive in the 80s but I can assure you that nowadays they get treated pretty good. Of course sometimes some are bored when I visit one because they are alone but they most probably will get new partners.

  • @MikesBakes
    @MikesBakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Russell Howard is funny.

    • @mikeoxmall3323
      @mikeoxmall3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike's Bakes a comedian being funny? Really

    • @arson_cloud3801
      @arson_cloud3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikeoxmall3323 I would have never known!

    • @mikeoxmall3323
      @mikeoxmall3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Decay well I’d expect a comedian with a million subscribers to be funny

  • @alanwayte432
    @alanwayte432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The chimp had me in tears

  • @jakecrocker4006
    @jakecrocker4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hey Russell I know there is a really low chance you will read this but eny way. I was going through some bad times awhile go I got kicked out of college and on top of the my ex cheetd on me with my friend who I grew with and I got really depressed .but your video's really helped me they make me laugh and well I just want to say thank you so much your content made me see ther was more to life then I thought and you saved my life so I just really want to say thank you so much .keep up the good work.

    • @susannes3035
      @susannes3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ✌💓

    • @Drexxaal
      @Drexxaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U have 2 laugh! It gets u thru all kinds of shit! I'm glad u did now keep going, let better people in ur life, toss out the trash n keep laughing! It's good 4 u! 👍🏾😬😆😜

  • @senhowler
    @senhowler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    7:27 Dammit Russell, his father was killed by his uncle not the other way around.

    • @LordBummenbachsBalls
      @LordBummenbachsBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I’m having a bad day he truly makes it better thank you Russell for putting a smile on peoples faces especially during this awful pandemic as laughter is defiantly what the world needs right now I know I do. Thank you so much.

  • @Sunfl75
    @Sunfl75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The poor koala... "Help me! Help me! Oh, God. Thank you. I don't know what that was but it wasn't a human."

  • @starbuckscoffee8521
    @starbuckscoffee8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That thing where they skipped the fish jokes was weird

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes, dogs do have more expression and vocalization when around us! My Husky has learned quite a few ways to tell me what he wants and also understands far too much.. I've often winked at him to say hello when he looks at me, he'll always do it back and sometimes, does it first! If he does it and then i do it back, i get a tail wag! lol

  • @kaw203
    @kaw203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The part with the monkey was so beautiful

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the chimp and his friend - just so emotional. he couldn’t have expressed himself more if he were human. that smile went from ear to ear. poor old boy. the end of life is unfathomable. a beautiful spirit and friendship. 🐒🦧🌷🌱

  • @Koutouhara
    @Koutouhara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The koala prank is hilarious 😂

  • @cindybogart6062
    @cindybogart6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed so hard I cried… this guy is the funniest! Love him.

  • @jacqiball4293
    @jacqiball4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As soon as I saw this, I knew Nibbles would be in it. I was not disappointed.

  • @jimmybrophy7459
    @jimmybrophy7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nibbles, Glastonbury 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrettHicks-wg3cs
    @BrettHicks-wg3cs หลายเดือนก่อน

    Russell you're a great comedian, you're not supposed to make us cry

  • @rianoluasa2336
    @rianoluasa2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would happily listen to Russell's fish puns all day

  • @lunaraynwolf7036
    @lunaraynwolf7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thanks for the laughs. They're much needed

  • @GhostyHellhound
    @GhostyHellhound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I have not laughed so hard at Russell

    • @lexie2956
      @lexie2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch the one were his mum and dad can't say gay

  • @belle.m
    @belle.m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Classic Aussies joking around with the koala. I suspect she thought it was the infamous drop bear😂😂😂😂

  • @harrybaker7825
    @harrybaker7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Russell’s Forest Gump impression is so unused and underrated.

  • @matthewreade4615
    @matthewreade4615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That brings a whole new meaning to Gary glitter 😂😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And, still playing with small balls

  • @SpiritPhoenixRose
    @SpiritPhoenixRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG I'm so glad TH-cam recommended an old video of yours and now, here we are 🤣

  • @thatdude9699
    @thatdude9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Petition to get the full version of the fish jokes

  • @SabzeeS
    @SabzeeS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man makes me so happy. He’s hilarious and kind! Love from California

  • @heatherchandler5243
    @heatherchandler5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That one guy's mates: this is a very salmon event

  • @layneathebutterfly4959
    @layneathebutterfly4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that you actually said a real Swedish town. And you pronounced it really well

  • @RaphaelChan888
    @RaphaelChan888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Dolph-nado" - the C-grade spinoff of Sharknado that never even made it straight to VHS 😁😁

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That cat would probably do a better job than the government.

  • @Jynz
    @Jynz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who lives in Taunton, I can say it’s literally just just old people and families

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dolphins might have needed airlifting from the floods because rain is fresh water and dolphins need to be in the sea.

  • @forthesakeofsanity
    @forthesakeofsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I read in a book as a child that male lions (lions of the same sex, females too) do that as a display of friendship.

  • @tkralva.6668
    @tkralva.6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1..I am sure that the rescue of fish and dolphins during flooding is of those displaced over what will be dry land once water recedes.
    2. Who doesn't know about Koalas, and can be easily tricked into thinking they are dangerous?
    But Russell Howard has a real talent for seeing the humour in news stories and how ridiculous it can be reported by wrong choice of words and phrases to give a completely different twist to what is really true.

  • @ItzHarley
    @ItzHarley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am anticipating the ape is the only one to make me cry

  • @galacticcore0796
    @galacticcore0796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:45 Man:oh man dolphnado dolphin: so long and thank- *BANG*

  • @MuhammedAli458_
    @MuhammedAli458_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The legends back at it

  • @PLuMUK54
    @PLuMUK54 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't expect to cry on The Russell Howard Channel!

  • @JODIESMOISTTOWELETTES
    @JODIESMOISTTOWELETTES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My rabbits can't even pull facial expressions as nobody can understand them, unless it's Buggy's Bunny.

  • @theodoretaylor8027
    @theodoretaylor8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved the interruption😂

  • @philmorton4590
    @philmorton4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That massive cow is so cool why would even try to sell him, at least his size saved his life!

  • @waldowallace9102
    @waldowallace9102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, "Don't shoot at the storm" was even more ridiculous than don't go to the beach during a hurricane.

  • @Tom-lf8hx
    @Tom-lf8hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Woo!! That massive cow is from a local town near me 🤣🤣

  • @benny1459
    @benny1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:30 I've met people on grindr that I wouldn't put past doing it in a safari area

  • @somebodycooliguess1597
    @somebodycooliguess1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:50 That news reader was really relishing the opportunity to say "knickers" on air

  • @ItsABeautifulDay.
    @ItsABeautifulDay. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The announcer taking the piss out of the dozens of fish puns was so funny.

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The hilarious thing is he just filmed a series like 3 months ago admitting that he was afraid of koalas and he still held one!

  • @celticecho
    @celticecho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be honest, I’m more likely to vote for a cat in the next general election than most of our politicians these days!!

  • @traveler804
    @traveler804 ปีที่แล้ว

    "have a bite on that, that's why they call me Nibbles." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @js66613
    @js66613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Eh. When it comes to the fish kissing dude: he wanted to sleep with fishes, and someone almost granted his wishes.
    I wanted to hear all of those puns.
    If anything, I think the men copied the animals. "Hmm... this could be fun." *Half an hour later* "Turns out, we're nothing like lions, so this technique might need some adjustments..." *Other guy, in pain* "You think so... huh...?"
    It's not even that it's offensive - which it is - to the humans, but they're thinking that a) the lions are insane, b) the lions will bother listening to nonsense spoken by humans and c) will not try to eat, scratch or in any way harm the people if they feel threatened by the deeply personal questions and incredibly offensive behaviour of the humans. I would need restraining to keep myself from biting someone's head off in that situation. Also, d) that such a thing would even fucking work... which it would not. For so many reasons. But mostly because lions don't understand humans and humans don't understand lions and I think we can all agree that the lions should be grateful that they don't understand our nonsense, otherwise they really would go insane.
    Nibbles is the most intimidating viking of them all. Don't believe me? Check the collection of skulls leftover in his cage. Some of those are hamster skulls. But I cannot guarantee that none of those are human.
    That bumblebee looked adorable. Can't really say the same about the cockroach. I think someone interrupted her beauty sleep. And he ate her. Guy has strange tastes. Both in girls and in funerals.
    The cat knows better how to clean up his act than Boris does... can't say I'm surprised that people would be persuaded by him.
    The difference between a cat, is that a cat can feel emotions. Not so sure politicians can. They're also not above caring for others, even when they are not of the same kind as them. Politicians would beg to differ. And I'd say they are a lot better at understanding and empathising with people's emotions than politicians are. Oh... and they don't try to nuke storms.