PLAYERS HATE MY EVACUATION DETOUR! | GTA 5 RP

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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  ปีที่แล้ว +134

    LARRY SUSAN PLUSHIE: www.makeship.com/products/larry-susan-detour-king
    (LIMITED TIME ONLY!)🚨

    • @eyefuel
      @eyefuel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      w

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best detour yet

    • @LNZT
      @LNZT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need more Harold videos, and also some more vids like the old Svuden one and the extremely old guy in the wheelchair, I could laugh my ass at those videos compared to now when it’s always about ”killer this killer that” or something like that.

    • @joshstraub6972
      @joshstraub6972 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cook

    • @marcuspold9652
      @marcuspold9652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally new detour 🎉🎉🎉

  • @thepursuiterer
    @thepursuiterer ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I’m surprised nobody is talking about John NATO and the plane. the way that he moves so erratically is hilarious

  • @gruntmasterbroadcast
    @gruntmasterbroadcast ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Idea: A literal stone monument comes to life as a giant stone man of one of the founders of San Andreas to run for governor of the state due to some statue related scandal that may or may not be detour related. This stone statue man is secretly underneath the equivalent of a robot with the goal of becoming governor in a sudden election to use its hypnosis eyes on the citizens of the state! When it loses however it does not take this defeat well and goes on a rampage using its hypnosis beams on anyone that tries to stop it as it goes on a sad rampage across the state... Will this statue man find peace in its defeat and turn himself in as he is reminded of what the man he was carved to represent stood for... Or will this founder be destroyed leaving only a talking head left standing...

  • @icygaming20
    @icygaming20 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dude the John Nato plane yelling at Larry was hilarious

  • @duckthuglife
    @duckthuglife ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have seen all the older detours videos, always such a funny video.

  • @goldenlethality
    @goldenlethality ปีที่แล้ว +181

    at this point, jmw has made the end of the world just a casual day in LS

    • @Krimsin34.
      @Krimsin34. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is very true, 🪑🪑

    • @thegamingleopard4592
      @thegamingleopard4592 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      New person in LS: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE ARE MONSTORS EVEERYWHERE AND THE CITY IS ON FIRE! Local: Oh today must be Thursday.

    • @bitsobaconbits4295
      @bitsobaconbits4295 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thegamingleopard4592 So that's why the rent was so cheap here...

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The biker that fell at 14:40 was actually doing so good, he was almost to the bottom when he wrecked… poor guy o7

  • @Badcop2849
    @Badcop2849 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love how at 22:42 progamer is moving the plane up and down when he is talking

  • @UltamentGaming
    @UltamentGaming ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Idea: Put a invisible wall around a section of the town and see how people will react being confined to a small part of the town without being able to get out

  • @Krimsin34.
    @Krimsin34. ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Idea: Claude returns to Los Santos, and is captured by a Pokémon Trainer, and forced to play in the Trainer’s Games, Claude must find a way to get out from under the Trainer’s Thumb

  • @2k_is_up121
    @2k_is_up121 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    :Idea you sell potions and say it’s to help sickness and make you stronger, but when they take it, they start to feel weird. Then they become a random person in the server I mean everything face tattoos everything like the cloning, but with potions. Then the only way to get back to normal is the kill the original guy or the original guy kills the clone.

  • @ethanbakerthealienking
    @ethanbakerthealienking ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I liked the ending where Larry Susan had to run his own Detour

  • @legendaryfrolox6285
    @legendaryfrolox6285 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Idea: The lspd notices people suddenly going missing at night. Some go to check out what could be happening until they find cases of noises in the sewer. A vampire mob is being assembled in the sewer until there are enough numbers to attack the pd! Who will win the battle of los Santos? Humans or vampires?

    • @casperdh5661
      @casperdh5661 ปีที่แล้ว

      🗑

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@casperdh5661 damn bro if I offend you so much why not make your own idea instead of being an a hole and talking trash about other people's ideas? If you don't have anything better to do than be a prick then why waste your time?

    • @hockeyguy5619
      @hockeyguy5619 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@casperdh5661L

  • @TridentLandStudios
    @TridentLandStudios ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Have missed these detours. Keep them coming and make the roads safer 🙏

  • @savageturtle1112
    @savageturtle1112 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was worried this would be the end of the detour series. But judging by the fact that he made it to the other side with the letter, I’m praying there will be more. Love this series so much!

  • @autisonm
    @autisonm ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love seeing these detours!

    • @Krimsin34.
      @Krimsin34. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I myself, love them as well, 🪑🪑

  • @bitsobaconbits4295
    @bitsobaconbits4295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:30 The movement of the plane had me rolling XD

  • @AMP-CYNS
    @AMP-CYNS ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally, the great Larry Susan has returned.

  • @JamesM_FL
    @JamesM_FL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:05 "I'm a dinosaur😃" 😂

  • @yi728xiang4
    @yi728xiang4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Idea: a platoon of soldiers travel back in time to the medieval ages with weapons and vehicles(one tank,two humvees,two trucks,one Valkyrie helicopter, one apc,one halftrack and towed artillery) and they need to survive against the meideval knights that want them dead, because they consider them dangerious to their power.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat ปีที่แล้ว

    7:16 JEEEESUS CHRIST! LMAO
    17:16 LMAO
    I like how as soon as those 'floodgates' opened, it was just lawless land. Anything could happen at that point. I also like the gravity defying plane that John NATO was in. LMAO

  • @LoliFoxQueen
    @LoliFoxQueen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you NEED to submit this detour to gray still plays as a board, i wanna see him take this on.

  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: A serial killer plumber, named "Fred Vincent." who goes around town "working" for unsuspecting victims, pretending to work on their broken faucets, etc. But poisons their water (etc) while doing so... leading your victims to mysteriously pass away...

  • @JackTucker24
    @JackTucker24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks!

  • @matthewp8889
    @matthewp8889 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love these detour vids allways hilarious😂😂😂

  • @siriusfox195
    @siriusfox195 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think this was the best detour so far.

    • @SophiaAtkinson
      @SophiaAtkinson ปีที่แล้ว

      Commissions are a task being outsourced to someone with more experience or better skills.

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clearly the most intense detour yet! The tragedy of dirt biker going through the blender kinda got to me.😂 Very happy the see the guy with the red fedora and bandages around his face again btw.

  • @Kharnix
    @Kharnix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idea: Some guys digging up corpses in the graveyard because they heard a rumour that one guy who supposedly died hundreds of years ago was buried with some highly valuable treasure, but little do they know that this "treasure" is what keeps a vampire in stasis. Once they remove that treasure in hopes of getting rich, one of them gets sucked dry by the vampire... who wants to start a new reign of terror in Los Santos.

  • @reconman1112
    @reconman1112 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    thank god the best detour company was incharge of the evac route.

  • @noterin9722
    @noterin9722 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:12 made me laugh so hard😂

  • @whit1722_playz
    @whit1722_playz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Idea: scp-001 day breaks, which is basically where the sun turns against you and melts anyone who goes in the sunlight, turning them into blobs that just want to kill, the blobs then combine to make larger ones and try to kill anyone they see mostly by draging them into the sunlight and sometimes pulling them into the blob and suffocating them to death adding them to the blob.

  • @bryantanimations2396
    @bryantanimations2396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The legendary series is back

  • @Peter_nzl97
    @Peter_nzl97 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the best intro we could ask for to this RP 🤣

  • @Kingofallthepackgod
    @Kingofallthepackgod ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s really good to be weird. It’s good to be yourself.

  • @2k_is_up121
    @2k_is_up121 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Idea: do scp 3008 it will be a good video so it's a end list IKEA store and at night the lights turn off and then a lot of figures that has really long arms and legs with a ikea uniform with no face and if they see you at night they say the store is now closed please exit the building then it will chase you and kill you or if you have a weapon you have a chance to kill it but there are millions of them and you are stuck there forever and you have a find other survivors and make a base. And the best is there is a IKEA already so it will be way better and the only way to get out is to go back where you came from but it will be a lot of running so they may have to stay for the night. It will kind of be like the forever stair case but you can get out.

    • @angry_mig474
      @angry_mig474 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesssss

    • @2k_is_up121
      @2k_is_up121 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angry_mig474 that’s what am saying

    • @casperdh5661
      @casperdh5661 ปีที่แล้ว

      Learn how to type

    • @jarrlan
      @jarrlan 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He doesn't have the balls

  • @breadbreadedbreadcrumbs
    @breadbreadedbreadcrumbs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:06 or before that Hes looking at the line of people and in the back you hear I’m A dinosaur

  • @heexist4346
    @heexist4346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: be a wolf, cat, dog or something that talks to people alone and says "no one will believe you" and whenever there is another player don't talk and be passive

  • @icygaming20
    @icygaming20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Larry Susan is the greatest construction worker of all time

  • @TreeMan293
    @TreeMan293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: you and some friends become the monsters from a quiet place, and gunt down players.

  • @creepersrock24gaming
    @creepersrock24gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need a Cayo Perico to go to war with Los Santos from this Detour.

  • @GAGDR660
    @GAGDR660 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:24 HOLY

  • @3k4landrew
    @3k4landrew ปีที่แล้ว

    24:13 bottomfeeder grew tired of people not paying the toll. He acquired an RPG and eventually grew to love the feeling he got after ending people who didn’t pay the toll. He then started encouraging people to not pay the toll. James is lucky he payed the toll.

  • @fcbarcelonaforlife2849
    @fcbarcelonaforlife2849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss I missed this Detour company so much ❤️🥺

  • @blengdiabloed7335
    @blengdiabloed7335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how in the video the car dealership owner had to sit on the ground crying while the cops just looks at the construction workers and can't do anything about it because NATO told them to give out concrete. Man that sucks even for the car dealership owner because there's nothing they can do about it and they destroyed his beautiful marble. This is why I love PGN because characters have their own personalities.

  • @pancakemacbuttery9142
    @pancakemacbuttery9142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:50 orange man just died from being attacked and no one ain’t going to help him up??? You guys are cruel😭

  • @lambent_berserker639
    @lambent_berserker639 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Idea: you lure people in to a dark alley like a anglerfish or you're the anglerfish luring prey then you mimic the previous prey's voice to lure even more preys

    • @connorstamps1298
      @connorstamps1298 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like that human headed deer RP he did, and SCP - 939

    • @lambent_berserker639
      @lambent_berserker639 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorstamps1298 except it's a anglerfish monster 😅

    • @scales4442
      @scales4442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh we need another one like this

  • @Nickyjude2
    @Nickyjude2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never let them know your next move. *uses a boat*

  • @Ugimara-Imokrasa
    @Ugimara-Imokrasa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video has made me laugh the most than any other JMW video ever has.

  • @MattHDPlayzYT
    @MattHDPlayzYT ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks! And I hope this will help

    • @jmwFILMS
      @jmwFILMS  ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks! Much appreciated Matt :)

  • @kindlethekitsune
    @kindlethekitsune ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No way! A couple hours ago I was just telling my dad about your detour videos and about how funny they are!

  • @bruhmoment3741
    @bruhmoment3741 ปีที่แล้ว

    "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" proceeds to go on the detour, and not even 60 seconds later falls to his death

  • @similingun7985
    @similingun7985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY how grand the detours have become. This is next level! Literally!

  • @jimiexplorationchannel2719
    @jimiexplorationchannel2719 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These detour videos are my favorite i’ve watched all of them now.

  • @BoredAndBritish731
    @BoredAndBritish731 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Idea: A weather reporter who predicts VERY bizarre types of weather that shortly turn out to be true. There can be crazy weather like EXTREMELY heavy rain, raining money, raining cars, a hurricane with cows. The craziest type of weather you can think of, he predicts it and it happens!

    • @jmwFILMS
      @jmwFILMS  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just saw this- this is amazing lmfao

  • @BIGTRUCK7.3
    @BIGTRUCK7.3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The plane had me cracking up

  • @TheBryceisAlwaysRight
    @TheBryceisAlwaysRight ปีที่แล้ว

    With how chaotic the detours are becoming, I can see the toll booth guys ask for a giant Shrek riding a Capybara as payment while the supervisor is just watching Rise of Kingdoms Ad and 23 monkeys just shooting out of a cannon.

  • @MOUNTAIN-098
    @MOUNTAIN-098 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh wow I Said a detour video would be cool and I get a notification for this!!! Awesome man keep it up👍

  • @Kadenhowitt
    @Kadenhowitt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: You are a Cat owner that is Leaving town so you find someone to watch it, but your cat is not normal it is a tiger or mountain lion that goes on a rampage.

  • @lexmelsher9667
    @lexmelsher9667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is just American ninja warrior except with cars

  • @bear-hur-rock3308
    @bear-hur-rock3308 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:00 AGAIN WITH THE TELEPHONE POLES SAVING THE DAY FROM PLANES!!!

  • @nyriva
    @nyriva ปีที่แล้ว +3

    cool rp james love the new videos have a good day man

  • @peepers46
    @peepers46 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Any day James releases a stream is a great day.

  • @ooeshh
    @ooeshh ปีที่แล้ว

    PLSS the way you turned around to tackle the cop after you said "get outta the way!" has me dead 💀

  • @Perfection-ll
    @Perfection-ll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro making a ultimate deth race now and im here for it

  • @balidodi2000
    @balidodi2000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Could you please make a Payday 2 style robbery RP at some point?

  • @africaisking7817
    @africaisking7817 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more John Nato 😂

  • @animeplace5044
    @animeplace5044 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the plane had me dying laughing

  • @DaddyJokarr
    @DaddyJokarr ปีที่แล้ว

    FUCKING YES!!! LMAO I've rewatched the detour videos a thousand times by now I swear! We so need more!!

  • @gavmansworkshop5624
    @gavmansworkshop5624 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you don't cross you die" and here's my dude with a plane that ignores physics altogether.

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this time you give everyone a reason to use your detour, forcefully
    😂😂😂

  • @kaaylib
    @kaaylib ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yessssssss thank you so much james!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @wannaplayroblox8236
    @wannaplayroblox8236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: hobo army hijaks a train full of weapons including a tank. They use the weapons to upgrade the train and use it to invade the chemical plant
    Idea 2: rouge tow truck

  • @TheSavageJetdiRustySpooner
    @TheSavageJetdiRustySpooner ปีที่แล้ว

    ...I was routing for the 1st bike in the Blender, cheers bud 🍻🤙

  • @mantictassadar2931
    @mantictassadar2931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idea: there is a group of ghost busters like from the movies but they are scanming everyone. They set up fake situations of hauntings, scaing people, and come in and save the day. Word spreads around and when a real ghost encounter happens. They are called in and they are in way over their heads

  • @vynalldash_og
    @vynalldash_og ปีที่แล้ว

    *Presidential limo runs over a lady*
    "LETS GO, DETOUR COMPANY GET THE CEMENT!"

  • @ooglyboogly480
    @ooglyboogly480 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:18 Why he rocked her world like that!!😂

  • @heexist4346
    @heexist4346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: teleport people to a exact replica of the map but there is no npcs or players not even animals

  • @oi-cj1pz
    @oi-cj1pz ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: you are the dumbest, and yet luckiest man alive. You constantly get yourself into life-threatening situations that would kill tons of people, and yet by some miracle, you stay alive, like maybe you throw a cigarette onto a gas pump, but all the shrapnel misses you by sheer luck, or a plane goes down, but you are cushioned by a convenient body that fell into your way.

  • @BrandonandKK
    @BrandonandKK ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literally love your videos so much. I laugh so much watching them ❤😂

  • @boopboop2741
    @boopboop2741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idea: after aliens have made several visits to Los Santos, often leading to significant blood shed, humanity decides to fight back and for the xcom project

  • @ericknoe7926
    @ericknoe7926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro that guys who always says “I am a dinosaur”is always in your vids is so funny😂😂

  • @0b3r0ther
    @0b3r0ther ปีที่แล้ว

    17.45 Ha ha, Nailed !

  • @hooded404
    @hooded404 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:42 wut the john NATOS jet doin? SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOW IS HE DOING THAT ITS SO HILARIOUS!!

  • @cri9798
    @cri9798 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:58 man will win with that GNX

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a pretty good idea!
    It's a lesser known Trevor Henderson creature, a couple of them actually, called Little Nuggets. They befriend humans and, most importantly, try to lead them AWAY from other Trevor monsters.
    Maybe have a few of them running around warning people if you ever do the idea with... THAT thing you're in the process of making.

  • @Master_captan
    @Master_captan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idea: buildings randomly start to demolish but the secret is that the government are doing it so then can make a train full of chemicals under the buildings and deliver it to (company of your choice) the train is under the city that's why buildings are demolishing the bad part is that the train gets hijacked and the chemicals are let out by a group of people and then turns the whole city into a ghost town. Your mission is to find a vacuum to suck up all the chemicals in the air. also the vacuum is big:)

  • @Muran43
    @Muran43 ปีที่แล้ว

    I definetly knew what I was looking for when I pressed on this video, why are the best videos always from you, pro and reece, yall just hit different with these bangers bro

  • @somerandomallosaurus2471
    @somerandomallosaurus2471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idea: Tripod (or Martian) Invasion
    It's a stormy day in Los santos, everyone is minding their bussines, but suddenly, lightning strikes in the same place over 7 or more times and shuts down the eletricity in its vicinity, after sometime the ground starts shaking and a huge machine comes out of the ground where the lightning striked, it erupts a loud horn and starts evaporating and destroying everything and anyone in its path with its Heat-Ray, while lightning starts striking in other places such as Blaine county.

  • @joshferris2943
    @joshferris2943 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Detour Vids! I always watch them multiple times. They are funny as hell

  • @Thugtrooper4life
    @Thugtrooper4life ปีที่แล้ว

    14:45 Rip Fallen Hero😢😢😢

  • @lixd1243
    @lixd1243 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bit of the detour is just a normal GTA race lol but another good jmw video

  • @nnovak
    @nnovak ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea : A lawyer who wins every case, but not because he is good at his job, but because he has a lot of money and just bribes everyone until he wins his cases

  • @somebodyontheinternet7214
    @somebodyontheinternet7214 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was just watching all the detour videos. Perfect

  • @clockmaker9273
    @clockmaker9273 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: the roach man
    Some sketchy dude who goes through garbage, and bumps into people smearing the garbage juice all over them. When pressed he empties his pockets to reveal a tidal wave of roaches

  • @RavenVoiceYT
    @RavenVoiceYT ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the detours. It has to be my favorite videos of yours

  • @aerodynamiccow3597
    @aerodynamiccow3597 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: A "superhero" who's really bad at his job and probably doesn't have any superpowers goes into crime scenes to try solving them while gradually annoying the Police

  • @Trevorus1
    @Trevorus1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a idea: Since you like to bring different video games into the server, you gotta do TF2 Pyro.
    or you could use a soundboard for the other classes in TF2 like Heavy!

  • @Goat052point0
    @Goat052point0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for bringing this back I love this

  • @MistaTwigz
    @MistaTwigz ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite series returns!

  • @hanzgario1554
    @hanzgario1554 ปีที่แล้ว

    A blender with tons of wind turbines the one thing that grayplays fear