Win The Game or Draw 25 Cards | Uno w/ Markiplier & Pokimane
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- I'm REAL good at Uno guys. no one else even stands a chance against these SKILLS
Playing with:
Pokimane: / pokimane
Mark: / markipliergame
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
/ pixlpit
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
“This is the longest game of Uno ever” clearly they aren’t aware of IMDB’s highest rated comedy/psychological horror Uno the Movie.
Wait w da fuq
I'm intrigued nonetheless
That's funny I once played a game of uno that lasted 3 fucking hours
14 hours of uno the bet was getting tased in the balls
Cartoonz reference?
Agent_Texas012 Nope, Achievement Hunter/Lets Play reference
Markiplier's title: "BEING BULLIED FOR BEING AMAZING AT UNO"
The video: **Juh-seán being bullied all round and didnt win once**
ゴ ゴB U T T E R ゴ ゴ Juh-Sean*
@@Fin_Eetu
Right right, my apologies
Spoilers XD
Actually it’s Juh-Seán
Pennywiseknowsyouaregae It’s actually J’Seán because they derived it from J’accuse which mean I accuse.
TH-camr: Says “serious” or “cereal”
Siri: You called?
Jack: Says Siri
Siri: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.
*ha ha ha ha*
someone called me?
@@aydenblev You created a troll account only for this comment.....
Well done.
@@conbinspark3144 actually, no i didn't. check when this account was made. this has always been my name lol
@@aydenblev you never know, mabey they called me 🤔
Can we please talk about how at one point Sean gets 4 cards of each 4 colours. That is so perfect
If you're Mista it's cursed
4:09 if anyone is looking for it :)
Look at what happens at 8:31 truuust me
@@LordZonar u gonna start uploading agian
Prolly not, unless I start streaming myself drawing@@XyZbucket
“what happened to your mic?”
that’s not his mic, it’s just his voice.
when ?
Ali9300 0:06 here
i would love a video entirely with that setting
It’s his Irish instinct
Yeah the mic actually just changes his voice to be normal and it was turned off
Everybody says: "This is the longest uno game ever"
Vanoss, Dathi, Terroriser, and Moo: "Yeah sure"
Ahs three hour video
Achievement Hunter: *laughs in UNO: The Movie*
@@JoeyDaPal i think its more screams in torture
I played a 6 hour game once
@@stupid_bish8181 And I flied with my car once.
Jack: *plays 7 instead of skip*
Me: "Sean no, Sean no... "
Tesfay Harpestad I died inside when that happened
Me: NO!! Dont you dare play 7!! DONT YOU DARE PLAY THE 7-
**PLAYS THE 7**
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!
The fact he fucking hesitated and still fucking did it
Sean:plays 7 instead of skip.Nobody liked that
My brain... why.... and he said it was a 0, not a skip. He saw it wrong too like wtf.
“BEHOLD MY NINE!”
“BEHOLD... my nine!!!”
“Oh but behold my nine!!!!!!!!”
Oh no behold my nine
I just looked at my comments like number and it’s the holy number
NEIN
But wait... ladies and gentlemen.... behold... my NINE
@@myawilkinson3015 yes
I don’t see what’s wrong with Jack’s mic at the beginning. That’s just the standard volume.
Yeah hes Irish.
jschlatt funny mic
Yes
Eugenius yeah. In the new COD game!
Lmao exactly
"The rising tide raises all ships."
*places 7*
"Don't take my ship!"
@Don't read my profile pic holy crap we care so much about your profile omg omg guys wowowowowowow lets praise this guy for self promoting
@@notofr owowowowoowow
“ohhh you haven’t played with my buddy Wade”
*barbara flashbacks*
Fuck barbara
U right
this is fucking barbara's fault
Fucking Barbara
Remember the skip streak?
8:48
Jack: *has card 6 and 9*
Me: *nice*
As soon as I saw this comment and looked at my screen at 9:22 it said 69 nice
I don't even care if you saw my comment or not but if u didn't
than, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
if only it was at 69 likes...
Unus annus: Nice
I saw that
Pokimane: “how did you go from 1 card to 9?”
Also pokimane earlier: goes from 1 card to like 16
Honesty its a yikes that she is so involved with them nkw
Slender Man what do you mean?
Reminds me of Wade XD
It was 1 to 14
@@pb_x i mean, from what I've seen, I dont like her as a person in any sense
“Why does the bot keep winning?”
This is the thing with playing against a computer - you either lose or it lets you win
*barbara flashbacks*
*THIS IS FUCKING BARBRAS FAULT*
im not east ‘Or it lets you win’ - as in, its programmed to allow you to fight back. If it didn’t want you to win, it could manipulate the cards to always come on top, with good enough AI. If you were to compare it to humans, it would be more like you letting your younger sibling win a game even though you could’ve easily beaten them. At least, that should be what OP means.
@@EastIsMyName
not trying to let someone win?
if you arent trying to let them win, then you arent letting them win.
its just them beating you then
Yeah it can literally see the entire game after like the third move
"I win!"
*"FUUUUUUUU"*
same jack, same
Spider Army {} Ayyyyyyyyy ace squad
I watch Mark's video of this exact same game earlier, and came here SPECIFICALLY for that reaction...and it was worth it.
Legit Obsessed With TH-cam Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@stylsstcy What's up my aces?
nice profile pic, me too broski ✌
How to get the longest uno game ever: play double sided uno cards
Yup, uno flip can take forever
@@rainyrainy_days last time I played uno flip it took an hour and it still didn’t end so the person I was playing with agreed to make it a draw
Jack: changes cards with pokimane to piss her off
THE ANTI-SIMP
Pmis
The hero we need
@Lieke Lok antisimpticeye
The PIMP
I like Filipe Jeffrey’s idea of pmis pronounced like penis
That Jack's original voice in the beginning, he forgot to change the audio to human frequency
Ooooh, that makes so much sense now
Shit you're right
Correct
Dio, you should know that Sean isnt human.
pokimane: how did we get here
ju-sean: *says nothing*
me: dO yOU hAvE 90 miNuTEs?
did you copy this from Mark's comment section or did you just put the same comment in both
Love Many Fandoms i put the same comment lmao 😂
Lol
Jack + Poki by any chance?👌❤️🥰😳😊
Bullvye Moore's he already has a girlfriend.
Friend: Anyone wanna play uno? I promise I wont get to chaotic.
Jack: *peace was never an option.*
When Pokimane screams she sounds like the girl who yells at the bear eating her kayak.
Turns out it was actually her
LMFAO she was watching it on stream right now
I thought it reminded me of something!
When Pokimane laughs she sounds like Jesse from POKÈMON
OMG I had the same thought literally a second before I read your comment😂
That ending was pure quality
"I WIN!"
"FUUC-"
*outro-plays
Hamza Farhan *l* *o* *l*
Yes that’s what happened
I got spoileddddddd
and then he realized he stopped recording before Pokimane doing outro for them
It was pure quality lul
when Jack said: UUUUUUUUUUUUNO
We all got flashbacks to their video years ago
That's me alright, same with "ENTER LOBBY"
Which video?
_ENTER _*_LOBBY_*
@@qpluto hi 1 sec clan
*ENTER LOBBY*
I’ve learned uno isn’t a game of how quickly you can get rid of your cards, it’s how quickly you can screw over your friends
Edit: wow thanks for all the likes... but if anything this video is telling me maybe I should screw you guys over and delete it?
... Yep! That sounds about right. Lol
Same
True so true
Yep this is why I stack up as many cards as possible to then use a 7 and pass um on
One mistake.
In Uno, you have no friends.
"I told you, I don't have any red!"
"I WIN!!!!"
"FUUUUU-"
*outro plays*
"You see what you do?!"
I'm waiting for the sequel, Ck.
*669th like*
@@F1rstNameLastName *same*
@@F1rstNameLastName nice
Perfectly timed scream
Pokimane: This is the longest game of uno ever
Daithi: sure
*laughs in achievement hunter*
noobtakingover12 is that a aqua diovolo pfp
This
😂
SSundee that pretty long
Every single uno match everyone wants Sean’s cards. Every single match
Popper Penguin that’s why they always win and I dont!!!
Rip
@@jacksepticeye feels bad huh jack?
@@jacksepticeye JuhSean just goes C'mon
Maximum jack sadness noises
The deck: has a 0
Sean: has a 0 but doesn’t wanna change it to that color so draws instead
Game:
Jack: starts talking in the beginning
*Radio demon intensifies *
Why does anyone do anything, PURE ABSOLUTE BOREDOM.
@@jimduma6355 I literally quoted this line a minute before I made the comment, that's why it was on my mind
Hazbin hotel, more like Hazbin homotel. Just kidding, I liked it.
RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He watches HH? I was never sure.
Jack: "I had a zero and a seven"
Skip: "Am I a joke to you?"
*They mean nothing.*
Zero: "umm I'm not in your hand"
XD
@@fruitsoups why even comment
@@fruitsoups your not funny but we don't talk about it🙄
“has anyone ever got to 100 cards?”
yes. miniladd. the madlad did it.
miss chicken fingers my friend got to 90 and then cane back and beat us
"do you want my penis?"
@@maddecy121 .
Thank you for this knowledge
Fuck MiniLadd
When jacksepticeye said we'll be playing until quarantine is done 7 months later... Only 5 years to wait
Thats how it feels. At some point it has to end. Otherwise many people wont care and would rather have the chance of dying than not living like your living.
Only a couple more +4s
Sadly too true
"What is this a crossover episode"
*hey hope your moday is going good. Anyway my mom just told me if I get to 13k by the end of the day she will by me a quartinitne puppy. Could you please help me, please!*
Why are they collabing with Pokimane? They don’t even know her, do they?
Riskyy Q U A R T I N I T N E
Thats 202 for you
*DONT WATCH MY VIDEO*
i love how pudding is referred to as "they" the entire time like a person and not a bot
robot rights
@@chickenskink1 are important
Uno become human
And no gender so they said they 🌈
Haha ya and in Marks previous Uno games, Wade doesn’t even treat Barbara the bot as a person
She’s treated as a DEMON
Alternate title:
"Watch Jacksepticeye suffer for half an hour"
Can everyone take a minute and go to 8:42 to see Sean's cards
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
"Has anyone ever gotten to triple digits?"
*Uno: The Movie INTENSIFIES*
Petition for Sean to watch Uno the Movie
Look at miniladd he has done it all on uno
The virtuous man why you gotta be like that dude?
The virtuous man This is the corrected comment of yours! (delete*)
This was very funny and I enjoyed reading this!
actually a guy made a video trying to get over 100 cards, and sadly he only got 100
jacksepticeye: "We're gonna have the longest UNO game ever."
UNO The Movie: "Am I a joke to you?"
Excuse me, the freakin what?
@@theghattlings8995 oh boy. Welcome to achievement hunter. You are in for a 2h44min ride.
This comment is actually dumb
Wait, are you saying that there is a whole movie about uno. Omg what has our world come to.😱
@@scarletm1848 Uno the movie is just a really long Uno game on the LetsPlay channel. It was a joke title that their fans took to the next level by making an imdb page for the video and making it one of the most highest rated comedies on the site.
“What happened to your mic?”
UNO reverse
No, what happened to your mic
The boosted mic saying "YEA, WE'RE NOT FRIENDS RIGHT NOW" still has me dying to this day 😂
"You think that's half the deck?"
*flashbacks of 30 cards*
Edit: oh god this blew up. Thanks for +600!
yeah as I played Uno with one of my friend's decks and I plus 32ed a guy a few times
Dude me and my friend took 52 cards and i got 56 cards did a 0 AND he got 7 cards AND i got 2 WE WON
Tristan you I got to 99 cards once with my friend we weren’t trying to win we just wanted to get 100 cards
@@finnj3123 madlads
Pokimane: pudding is my favorite ai
Al dusty: ANGRY AI NOISES
Wolfboy3000
Barbara:
The national treasure is pissed
Big Disappointment Wade: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
He’s gonna call in his big bro owl dusty
BARBARAAAAAAA
It's interesting to see the editing differences between Jack and Mark's video, like in this one it didn't show how Ja-shawn was introduced
It's likely that he cut segments of the video to make it not so long, that's what I'm guessing
Nor did he show Mark's rant about fat. At least the first half.
Henlo, my fellow human
Lixian's editing is better than this
Imelda Binwag chill dude
"BUT GAMERS, BEHOLD! MY NINE!"
That was literally perfect
Jack: FUU-
-Jack left the chat
Je-seãn has entered the chat
@@kodaiscompost or J'sean* bec they said it's like J'accuse
@@jazy921 you right 😂
I'm still amazed that séan didn't notice he had 6 and 9 only in his deck during the second round
Right?
nice
And there is 69 likes on this comment
Lol
Just go to 8:36...
The thumbnail is the most 2019 TH-cam thing I've ever seen
You mean 2020?
You are stuck in the past
no
Derek Lin a good nostalgic one!
@@jacksepticeye omg sean👍👍👍😁😁😁❤❤👏👏👏
I remember 2 years ago we played uno for 4 HOURS STRAIGHT and it was just one game
Jack: *Challenges every +4*
Also Jack: *surprised pikachu face when he draws +6*
He didn't challenge them all
KatieTheKittyNG Yes I’m aware, see a joke is supposed to just be funny. Considering I used a hyperbole, I exaggerated the truth to make the joke more dramatic and hence more funny. Here’s the definition, Hyperbole: exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. Hope that helps yours understanding!
@@amandaschamper1494 except the joke wasnt funny and the format is extremely overused and dull
KatieTheKittyNG Wow you’re like one of those people who dislike a video as soon as it posts aren’t you? As Stephanie Tanner would say, “How Rude.”
@@amandaschamper1494 nah the video was great, I've never hit the dislike button on a video before, your comment is just extremely common, factually incorrect and unfunny
0:04
My friends mic when it’s three in the morning an I say “I can’t hear you.”
G
"This is the longest game a Uno I ever played."
Try playing with 3 cousins, an aunt, and a grandmother from 6 pm to 1 am. Longest game by far. 😄
Ever seen UNO: the movie
3 weeks with my mom on and off because we had to sleep.
The real question is, who won tho?
@@sadcroissant5961 whoever gave up first wins because they had to suffer less
@Sas Croissant 1 of my twin cousins won. 😁
“Everyone thinks fat turns into fat.” - Jack.
Well.... He's not wrong. Pretty common misconception.
Title: Markplier & Pokiamne
Me: WHAT....WHY>>>HOW
*hey hope your moday is going good. Anyway my mom just told me if I get to 13k by the end of the day she will by me a quartinitne puppy. Could you please help me, please!*
Riskyy askin for subs
Riskyy you can’t buy a quarantine puppy
jackieboi is getting famous
DO NOT READ MY COMMENT
"What happened to your mic?"
" *E N T E R L O B B Y* "
@@josephgambino8306 he probably pised in his own ceraial and drank it
@The virtuous man Has quarantine fucked you up?
@The virtuous man does that piss taste nice 😠
@@noahonfy6417 I think I might be able to find someone to get you your fix since you cant seem to do without it 😂
Ahh, good times
"I WIN!!!!!!!!!!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..." Jacksepticeye.exe has stopped working.
Restart
@ Callum Clarkson problem was not found, please try again later.
What time
@@jonwall8747 virus detected loading incomplete files S.I.N.EXE has been found play
@@JamesIsVoid 27:33
22:00
"BEAR!! PLEASE DONT EAT MY CANOE!!
LMAO I had that same thought 😂😂 so similar
Pokimane: HOW DID WE GET HERE?!?
True Juh-Sean fans: ‘do you have 90 minutes?’
TheTrashOfHumanity sorry I haven’t been keeping up with the uno vids but what is juh-Sean
@@8eyesdeepwoken same
TheTrashOfHumanity intermidiate level fans will get that one
Jax Morris I watch all his other vids except Uno but I don’t know what huh-Sean is and I feel left out I just wanted to know
@@8eyesdeepwoken Re the Juh-Sean, watch the first few minutes of this video but on Markiplier's channel and you'll understand ☺️
“This is the longest game of Uno ever!”
Clearly you’ve never seen Uno: The Movie
@The virtuous man harsh much?
The virtuous man you're* such a dickhead
The virtuous man and how bout YOU mind your damn business!
Woah this is an argument leading nowhere dang! 😂
The virtuous man but I agree wtf dude? 😂
Me : *wears headphone for the first bits*
Jack : *earrape mode engaged*
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clearly you haven't been here for long if you weren't expecting that.
First time?
I’m used to his ear rape😈
@@knightskull9829 why tye devil emoji?
you annoying
me stop sayin me you jack
you says another
4:17 this satisfies me how he has an evan number of each colour 🌟🌟🌟🌟
And 7:59 the two red cards omg 😎
Random fact: Grey foxes can retract their claws like cats do.
Who asked?
But not other foxes?
:#(28$-2)#)8*$#22=$920308&(3
Tf? XD
That’s epic
22:05 pokimane sounds like that one girl who was begging for the bear not to eat her kayak🤣🤣
Derian Arce she does 😂
I'm glad I wasn't the only one! 😂
"Stop bear! Why!? Stop breaking my Kayak bear!"
😂😂 she does for real lol
For real I just binge watched Mark's try not to laugh yesterday😂
Shit u right...
"Uno w/Markiplier"
ok
"& Pokimane"
WHAT T-
AngiShyGuy ikr? I was like WHA?....
What are you a simp
Same it's a fucking weird combo
I was like huuuuuuh? Why pokimane? I didnt expect it
As long as this means we're getting Michael Reeves content on this channel I'm okay with it
Jack in the first 20 seconds:-loud mic-
Everyone:more yelling
"This is going to be the longest game of Uno ever"
Let me introduce my good friend Uno: The Movie, a 3 hour uno lets play
Crainer, Slogo and Jelly had longer game.
Every time they play a reverse I hear Jeremy say "Here's lookin at you kid"
how does one accomplish a 3 hour match in uno
Oh leo
Here's looking at you, kid
Sean: plays with Pokimane
13 year olds who have never had a girlfriend: SIMP
No
Ok simp
when you're trying to be funny but nobody laughed
ok boomer
no just no.stop trying to be funny
Juh-seán the entire game: *YIKES FOREVER*
Tbh I wish he got to see the real ending of Little Misfortune
@The virtuous man jeez dude
@@noahonfy6417 dare i say... uno reverse card
@@theroyalcupcake9924 aahhhhh fuck
@@theroyalcupcake9924 gottem
9:03 look at the order of Sean’s cards
*Seán*
nice
@@tnsfluvvy4249*Śhęæñ
Nice
Nice
"what happened to your mic?"
That's just Sean's normal speaking Volume
He was only using 2% of his power
This man thinks he's passed 0.000000000000000001% of power
Jack’s mic finally cracked after all those years of him yelling into it 😂
"Longest game of uno ever"
Me, in gulag at 1 am in the morning: UnO
“1 am in the morning”
69 likes, n i c e
Teehee warzone joke
Yo this is the 5 communist comment I've seen all day, Karl give me a sign
Mark’s scream at 9:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The game is just like ‘“oh you don’t have one now, how about now, how about now”.
“NO!!!”
“Listen, if J-Seán was next to me, I would be getting 100% of those”
}Tori Wolfebane{ why they call him J-seán
@@jeremy7237 jacky-seán
@@thiccxanimal I am offended
We should call him Jeán
Every time I heard “Ja-Sean” it made me think of a new alter ego that is just aggressively French. I have no idea why.
that would be amazing
Jean JaSean
Aggressively😂😂
Sean *has* a French Ego. His name is Jacques Septique.
Make it happen, people!
"The rising tide raises all ships!... Don't take my ship." XD
That was such a thing jack spearow would say lol
You have no respect do you
Jacks cards at 9:18👌🏻
Funky Kong
hfhkggdhhf 💕💕💩
Poki: "how did you go from one card to nine?"
Also Poki the same game: *goes from one card to 16*
"This is the longest uno game ever"
*Teo crying as Sammy draws 87 more cards*
YES! I was waiting for someone to mention him. Everyone is just talking bout Vanoss Uno: The Movie
@@johnnynunez6771
First video I cried at from laughing so hard
@@johnnynunez6771 wait, Vanoss? I thought they are mentioning the Achievement hunter one...
I do not know what you are referring to here nor do I think it is funny, but I just spent a solid 10 minutes laughing at it for no reason at all. My entire existence hurts from the laughter.
@@hailli5953 Which video was that? I need to see it.
Juh-Seán...New alter ego confirmed! His main character trait is that he’s eternally unlucky
"It's over Anakin. I have an Uno!" "You underestimate my +4!"
Don't try it *lays down another +4*
Infinity XD aghhhhhhhh
I remember getting to 100 cards then playing a seven to get one card and then someone played the card I had and I jumped in and won it was the funniest round I ever played
0:11
Okay, gotta be honest here, since Jack doesn't start his videos off with his signature, loud: _"Top of the morning to ya laddies!"_ anymore, I thought I was gonna be safe...-
“Oh yeah there’s unlimited cards here”
Any TH-camr who plays uno regularly: “Am I a joke to you?”
I got 231 cards before
xKorl how is that even possible 😆
But if it makes you feel any better, I suck at uno too
hey , if you played this exact same game bfr
can you plz tell me wherd to find it
i would appreciate it a lot bcz i cant find it really
the visions i find dont have these rules
there should be about 100-ish cards
@@monchu_ it was in a random online game
I never thought I'd see the day when Jack plays uno with pokimane
Wonder how Pewds feels about it.
same wtf is going on
@@EB-xl6db finally, smb said the exact same words I was thinking
@@notsofestive anti corona big charity livestream with 100+ volunteers to stream and collab with Jack.
Simp
...son
note to self : dont watch jack at 1 in the morning cause you will laugh too hard and wake people up
Im watching at 1.21
That's the mistake I made XD
4:20 something about Jack having 4 of every colour is satisfying.
and at the perfect time makes it even better
I know
Any other meme lords notice the time
Gaming Intensifys he could’ve done 4:21 😂
at the perfect time too
8:32 look at Sean's cards...... NOICE
CyborgSlayer 430 look at your likes......... NOICE
I was looking for this
LMAO
nice
nice
Jack: "Siri stop repeating my conversations"
Siri in resident evil 3: "repeats every single word he said"
I read that as soon as he said it
Juh-seán*
Petition to make jack say: TOP OF THE MORNIN! Earraped
So we just gonna ignore the fact that jack just said “It is what it is”
It is what it is
It's what it's
It is what it is
It is what it is
It is what is
I love that Jack is just collabing with everyone and I am here for every second of it
"There's unlimited cards"
Mini Ladd: "Am I a joke to you"
Edward A. Navarreto ah yes... mini Ladd.
Yes Egg Ladd
Ah yea ruin friendships and break up with your gf without any real reason ladd
Yes, you are a joke to me.
Oof drama in the replies
The entire time they say “Pudding” I just get that feeling of being spoken to-
“There’s a king of hearts in my card for some reason” - Jackaboy
I read this soon as he said it lol 😂
Somebody tell them we need *ALL* the reverse cards for this year.
This gives me hope someone at least will remake Uno: the Movie after Achievement Hunter has to delete the original.
0:04
My friends mic when it’s three in the morning an I say “I can’t hear you.”
ju sean: I had a seven and a zero. i messed up.
*has a seven and a skip*
fix it
juh-seàn
Them: “Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event”
Me, an intellectual:
I have subbed to you for no reason at all🙂
@@lewissmith3902
simp
Pewds was missing
@@khajafaizuddin8718 yeah, I agree
@@khajafaizuddin8718 and ken as well
"Why does the bot keep winning?"
remember the rule: the house always wins
And if the house doesn't win... it lets you win so you keep playing so it can crush you once again
Rule# 1
23:44 "We're gonna be here until the lockdowns stop."
*one year later*
this is the earliest I’ve ever been
yeah me too
I saw Uno that I got to the video and saw POKIMANE
Brallan Mejia same
Congratulations..
*hey hope your moday is going good. Anyway my mom just told me if I get to 13k by the end of the day she will by me a quartinitne puppy. Could you please help me, please!*