This reminded me of my seventh grade English teacher who had us do creative writing in class. One of my classmates regularly wrote fanfiction for creative writing and got full marks for it.
I want to like it, but it is at 777. It's like taking the first scoop out of a sealed Peanut Butter jar... I'm going to do it, just so no one else gets the satisfaction of doing it.
In 1963, a 16 year old boy sent a 4 question survey to 150 well known authors (75 of them replied) to prove to his English teachers that writers don't intentionally add symbolic or metaphorical content to their books.
He is the chosen one. He will bring balance to the forces of " GOOD F**KING LORD TEACHER, IT SAID HIS EYES WERE BLUE! THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS TRAUMA FROM HIS GRANDFATHER DYING IN THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN!"
Thats one way to get a A+ Edit: came back after coming across this short again after a year, just to find out people is fighting about grammar mistakes 💀 Edit 2: just enjoy the message please stop correcting me 😭 Edit 3: IS BEEN PROBABLY ALMOST 2 YEARS STOP CORRECTING ME I ALREADY KNOW Edit 4: chat pls stop
I literally remember having this conversation with my English teacher and she said “well they just don’t realize how brilliant they are”. Literal quote
"Add a g, and it's GONE." **Thinks about reality** Me: PERFECT. I get it now! One to GONE. Edit: I think this blew up all of a sudden O_O Edit: Confused? Let me help. Add a g to the beginning of the word "one" and you get "gone" lol
"So Danel started to have corn soup" "And we can infer that Danel is a human with mouth, can breathe and also have hands to grab the spoon also have enjoyed corn and not allergic to them. And he has parents 30 years that had a farm and chicken and feed them corns."
no, no it clearly means that Dan is a monkey, who's on his death(ground? do apes have beds?) and his owner, who wants to kill him to claim the money the ape inherited, as it once belonged to his father, who gave his entire fortune to the ape. The ape was severely allergic to corn, and there was a chance the monkey wouldn't actually die. By feeding him corn soup, the owner induced the allergy, and killed him, hence gaining his father's money. What a melancholic story with incredible subtext. We learn from this story, to never be a monkey.
No actually you can easily infer that Daniel is a drug addict and the corn soup is a codename for his drugs. The drugs are supplied by his millionaire uncle who owns a drug dealing business. The word "started" suggests that he takes the "corn soup' often and the word "danel" suggests his parents cant spell. DUHHH THATS OBVIOUS
I often agree with the English teachers. Most of the time for books they are right. I have also made several connections thoughout stories that are read in class.
My English teacher would sarcastically say "yeah lets make the easy difficult 😇" when any student said any dEeP stuff like this. She's the only English teacher I had that had common sense. And she also believes that pronunciations and grammar is not that important, the main goal is the conversation to be understandable. And this doesn't mean she wasn't interested in her own subject. Her knowledge and vocabulary, her teaching and even her sense of humour were the best I had ever seen in a teacher. I miss her lessons. 😭
Why You cAn write that amount of words but not me! Everytime I write that many words I have to read like 3 or 4 time again and again to make sure every words have meaning
@@pjgomal2623 That's literally me. I rarely write long comments. Even while writing this I wasn't confident enough to post it and had to check again and again. Especially cause English is my 2nd language.
@@kyayaarmahii think english is around my 3rd or 2nd language and I usually don't do grammar checks wjkdieepifjfldoe It caused me to get made fun of because my sentences weren't cohesive lmao
But why, what did the chicken do to her did the chicken try to drown her in soup, has she perhaps choked on some two minute noodles. Why has she decided to be snobbish about dinner, has she been banned from the dinner table for the next two days, is she on a hunger strike until the homeless in her community get a soup kitchen Find out on the next exciting episode of dragonball z
"Vanish" "Ganish" Wha- I dont- what? Edit:1 I don't want to be that person but... IM F@CKING FAMOUS HOLY 18K LIKES?!!!!!!! also when did I commented this I never remember commenting this like when was this
I remember having these moments in school. Honestly they always make you feel high or that maybe you're not even looking at the same thing as everyone else
This is literally my English teacher. I am just like, the narrator isn't nice and then the teacher just pulls a whole analysis of possible hints of PTSD from a family member's actions that reflect negatively on the narrator.
English teachers, the first fanfiction writers
This reminded me of my seventh grade English teacher who had us do creative writing in class. One of my classmates regularly wrote fanfiction for creative writing and got full marks for it.
I am the 690th like lmao
I want to like it, but it is at 777. It's like taking the first scoop out of a sealed Peanut Butter jar...
I'm going to do it, just so no one else gets the satisfaction of doing it.
My english teacher actually admitted that he writes fanfics
My english teacher is a wattpad writer
The impudence, the audacity, the unmitigated gall
Hello Mr. Grinch!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello harry pottor
Jim Carrey is the best
Add a g to one
G1
In 1963, a 16 year old boy sent a 4 question survey to 150 well known authors (75 of them replied) to prove to his English teachers that writers don't intentionally add symbolic or metaphorical content to their books.
Nice!
The struggle was real even decades ago
Wow! 😳
lol
Teacher:" She got attacked from chickens" got me rolling on floor 😂😂😂
Followed by: "A baby kangaroo kicked my mailbox.".
@frostypizzaman1793 -steven he
Wouldn't she want to eat more chicken to get back at them
My English teacher was the exact opposite. Kept telling us, "Look at the surface. Not everything is an ocean."
Where can I find this teacher
The literal only English teacher to ever say those words
Absolute W teacher
He is the chosen one.
He will bring balance to the forces of
" GOOD F**KING LORD TEACHER, IT SAID HIS EYES WERE BLUE! THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS TRAUMA FROM HIS GRANDFATHER DYING IN THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN!"
best english teacher ever
Thats one way to get a A+
Edit: came back after coming across this short again after a year, just to find out people is fighting about grammar mistakes 💀
Edit 2: just enjoy the message please stop correcting me 😭
Edit 3: IS BEEN PROBABLY ALMOST 2 YEARS STOP CORRECTING ME I ALREADY KNOW
Edit 4: chat pls stop
that`s one way to get *an a+
@@worstguy69 nice
Unrealistic
What are the other ways
GA+
As an English major, I have to deal with these kind of professors everyday. 😂
Bro broke physics 😂
And the teacher sounds like the grinch 😂
“THE AUDACITY”
That had me 😂😂😂😂
It's literally the sound clip from the Grinch movie edited in.
English teachers always got to make things difficult.
100 likes
Even tho its easy
U should read "Malayalm" poems (old one in 20th century)
Also the math teacher when it come to shapes
Nahhh jit my teachers are real nice
I literally remember having this conversation with my English teacher and she said “well they just don’t realize how brilliant they are”. Literal quote
so adorable, all of you
Bro summoned a whole fandom with just 3 words
Edit:OMG 1K LIKES TYSM GUYS I NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES BEFORE I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH TYSM ❤🤗
@titanspeakerman.222 chicken noodle soup
That is a song of jhope(a member of bts)
@@nothesweetestcupcake2355or it's just a chicken noodle soup
I was waiting for this comment
Gun
@@MA_Klein huh?
For those who might not know, when he said add a g and its gone he meant g+one=gone😊
Bro learned all the secrets to the universe
69 likes so I'm not gonna ruin it
@@narayananv2600 someone already did
"The impudence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall-"
This sends me wheezing- 😭💀
MY SOUL LEFT AND CAME BACK😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
Gotta love a reference to The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
@@LegomanmansfieldI thought i was the only one who noticed that!
@@Ogga137 me too he did a great impression
Lol I said this to my wife during a fight and she was like talk right this instant
As a literature student, this makes me laugh more than it should LMAOOO😭🤣🤣
I love this!! I like it when the student flips the pages looking for what the teachers talking about. The endings funny too!!😂😂
I need to send this to my English teacher because this is waaay to accurate 💀
Fr fr and tell us her reaction 😂
How do u know its a her????
@@candidocastillo7520 ..
@@candidocastillo7520Shut up
@@candidocastillo7520tf are you on about they don’t even her 💀
"Add a g, and it's GONE."
**Thinks about reality**
Me: PERFECT. I get it now!
One to GONE.
Edit: I think this blew up all of a sudden O_O
Edit: Confused? Let me help.
Add a g to the beginning of the word "one" and you get "gone" lol
No
Which country did the Uncle go in Africa, it is just a continent after all
Wth
took me 15 seconds to understand that one.
I liked so it is now 1000 likes
I love how you add two things into the video
I had reading journals and I basically just said random things after skimming through the story. I passed for being random.
"So Danel started to have corn soup"
"And we can infer that Danel is a human with mouth, can breathe and also have hands to grab the spoon also have enjoyed corn and not allergic to them.
And he has parents 30 years that had a farm and chicken and feed them corns."
no, no it clearly means that Dan is a monkey, who's on his death(ground? do apes have beds?) and his owner, who wants to kill him to claim the money the ape inherited, as it once belonged to his father, who gave his entire fortune to the ape. The ape was severely allergic to corn, and there was a chance the monkey wouldn't actually die. By feeding him corn soup, the owner induced the allergy, and killed him, hence gaining his father's money.
What a melancholic story with incredible subtext. We learn from this story, to never be a monkey.
No actually you can easily infer that Daniel is a drug addict and the corn soup is a codename for his drugs. The drugs are supplied by his millionaire uncle who owns a drug dealing business. The word "started" suggests that he takes the "corn soup' often and the word "danel" suggests his parents cant spell. DUHHH THATS OBVIOUS
@@lmaolpha_male obvsly
LoL 😂
Uhm I’m darnel not danel
"While on a trip to Africa to visit her uncle who was dying of Pheunomia"
*That turned quickly 💀*
360 likes with no replies, let me fix that
@@megagatecustomization9021bring the dislike counter back..
great uncle*
@@Lord_Prafect8268 agreed
I don't understand
This is so accurate english teachers say the things that even the author didn't think
I often agree with the English teachers. Most of the time for books they are right. I have also made several connections thoughout stories that are read in class.
English teachers be making us write a 5 page essay about why Johnny decided to take a shit based on the textual evidence
what high school did you go to ...?
Make each page 1 word small. There u go
5 page essay is the homework I do for a week holidays
EXACTLY
Fr 😭😭
My English teacher would sarcastically say "yeah lets make the easy difficult 😇" when any student said any dEeP stuff like this. She's the only English teacher I had that had common sense. And she also believes that pronunciations and grammar is not that important, the main goal is the conversation to be understandable. And this doesn't mean she wasn't interested in her own subject. Her knowledge and vocabulary, her teaching and even her sense of humour were the best I had ever seen in a teacher. I miss her lessons. 😭
Why You cAn write that amount of words but not me! Everytime I write that many words I have to read like 3 or 4 time again and again to make sure every words have meaning
@@pjgomal2623 That's literally me. I rarely write long comments. Even while writing this I wasn't confident enough to post it and had to check again and again. Especially cause English is my 2nd language.
@@kyayaarmahii think english is around my 3rd or 2nd language and I usually don't do grammar checks wjkdieepifjfldoe
It caused me to get made fun of because my sentences weren't cohesive lmao
I also wanna get 1 like this too😍, but mine is just a irritating one, targeting students for no solod reason 💀
@@moshroomm your english is pretty good. Don't worry about that. Where are you from btw?
He turned into a gremlin for a second
This is soo true like they get so specific on something ramdom that doesn't make sence
Author: “Yea nah she just doesn’t like chicken noodle soup”
Other writer : "I bet the book's author didn't like chicken noodle soup."
😂
But why, what did the chicken do to her did the chicken try to drown her in soup, has she perhaps choked on some two minute noodles. Why has she decided to be snobbish about dinner, has she been banned from the dinner table for the next two days, is she on a hunger strike until the homeless in her community get a soup kitchen
Find out on the next exciting episode of dragonball z
Literally every literature teacher, no matter the language or grade
Fr my Italian teacher
😂
That's one way to make the teacher give you A+
the fact that all of the meanings were made by one person
"what a bold and powerful statement about the futility of the existence!"
The teacher mind being blown in the end got me dieing XD
This reminded of my old english teacher. 1000% accurate. He would infer every sentence
“THE AUDACITY!!!” My new fav line
Bro just casually gets an A+ by doing a little mathematics in an ENGLISH CLASS, while I had to earn my freaking A+ for 3 whole years 💀💀💀
I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WORD VANISH I WAS SO CONFUSED
You filled for 3 years bro ☠
what kind of maths adds a letter to the letters of a number. Someone needs to talk to your maths AND english teachers
@@SharlatanShenanigan, it's a 6 months old joke 🤣🤣. Go to college and you'll for sure find out.
@@notfex1427 Too bad I graduated college before you got out of diapers
Bro this is too relatable fr😂😂
Im just glad my English teacher is mentally stable
bro went Jim carry at the end 💀
Lmao
IKR!
"Vanish"
"Ganish"
Wha- I dont- what?
Edit:1 I don't want to be that person but...
IM F@CKING FAMOUS HOLY 18K LIKES?!!!!!!! also when did I commented this I never remember commenting this like when was this
Hes saying how can you make "one" vanish so add a g which makes it "gone" meaning its dissapeared
What
@@adoraalohalani3183 did u understand that? I did
what????
@@topg6500 ohhh ok 😂 I understand now
This short deserves more than 1 million likes
The way how the teacher said "the empudence the audacity the unmitigated gall"
Is by the grinch
YES!!!! SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE GRINCH! 🤣
Tim carry actor dudeee
I always loved the English teachers.
I totally understood their vibe.
The most complicated way to getting an A+:
Understanding the lesson
I needed this for comebacks at my math teacher in highschool
That gone one was so perfect it had Shakespeare tweaking
My man discovered the meaning of life😂😂
Remembering Hobi's chicken noodle soup...
Only Armies can understand 😉
Chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side~
Bro found a way to get instant a+, while we had to study for years
The g added to the word “one” was amazing.
This man deserves an Oscar
Why
@@Big_Fat_ His intelligence is centuries beyond the average homo sapien
@@xdAbe Oscar is for acting
Thank God I was blessed with a very nice English teacher
u cant be anymore relatable. my english teacher does this if there is something on the desk and she said nothing in the desk
English teacher turned into a Boss from ULTRAKILL with that "The Impudence, the AUDACITY! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!"
Bro understood the secrets of cosmos💀💀💀
he just outsmarted the teacher with that vanishing line 🥶🥶
The way he said that got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
Not me literally started singing chicken noodle soup with soda on its side
As the “teachers pet” this is the most accurate English class ever
for those who dont understand: "one vanished" ONE + G = GONE
Bro made that teacher think he was a philosophical genius
'Add a 'g' and it's gone' bro made the teacher question his entire existence
That Kuzco "Right" was so funny😂😂
that last part made me suddenly question life AND I DON'T KNOW WWHYYYYYYY
English teachers fr do that😭💀
Not only english, every teacher in your main language (I suffered so much of French class)
I am definitely not an English teacher, but I do that too 😂
FR
Bro became the mustache man💀
I remember having these moments in school. Honestly they always make you feel high or that maybe you're not even looking at the same thing as everyone else
Easiest A+ in his whole life lol
Sometimes, a door is just a door. Got detention for that.
Like, actually?
@@Christian10aber09 yes
I hate teachers like that.
This is literally my English teacher. I am just like, the narrator isn't nice and then the teacher just pulls a whole analysis of possible hints of PTSD from a family member's actions that reflect negatively on the narrator.
Ryan flipping through like: "Did I miss a page?"
I honestly think bro should become an actor.
I am grateful this has bless my ears for the first time today well done sir
This is the perfect example of English Teachers being iconic
I enjoy how your skits aren't just focused on the main idea, but also include other jokes, like the 'adding a g to one.' Hilariously smart. ;)
Why is this so accurate
I love how it’s an English teacher too which makes the “how do you make one disappear” joke even funnier
Bro explained my 7th grade English class in a short 💀
“ maybe she just doesn’t like chicken noodle soup sir” 😂😂😂 got me dying😊
Every lunch the cafeteria is louder than a plane engine but when the students read something they speak lower than a mouse
I wish it was actually that easy to get an A+ in English
It was all we did was watch movies
Literature is always like this! 😂 Every damn word is a symbolism for something!
She got attacked from chickens😂
"audacity"got me dying on the floor no I am already dead
Explanation: he said how do u make "one" vanish add a "g" and it's "gone" don't let the words fool u mate
It’s always the English teachers making Draper meaning to any word 😂😅
"A+" 😂 got me *dying*
EDIT: *OMG MOMMY I'M FAMOUS*
No u r not 😭💀
It's a great short and all, but can we just take moment to appreciate how well he nailed the middle-schooler reading voice?
Boy unlocked the secrets of the cosmos in less than a minute.
so true.
I would been searching on my textbook, my best friend just sleeping and other students just talking.
This is exactly how they are! They’ll never just let us read the book, we always have to find the “deeper meaning” every few minutes
I'm that one kid that just nods at everything
Make the english teacher a marvel writer right now!
That's all my English teachers act like.
,,The unmitigated gall,, was the funniest part 😂
Chicken noodle soup is j hope's song😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
This is social media in general (especially trying to diagnose someone through a video except when it’s obvious😂)
Literally every 10th grader reading Julius Caesar🤣🤣🤣
When he says impudence I keep thinking he’s saying emptiness
the 'this guy is crazy' student is me
It literally happened to me more than i can count with english poems and stories