Man or Bear Debate - Ace Attorney

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  • @scoomplers
    @scoomplers 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +607

    "a man of chromosome, or a man of culture" beautiful, poetry.

  • @rodrigoenriquez6559
    @rodrigoenriquez6559 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1087

    Bear, because you only need to survive 5 nights and the Man is purple

    • @thefanfinfulo
      @thefanfinfulo 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

      Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur

    • @jarielwilliams9856
      @jarielwilliams9856 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah. You can beat the bear with relative ease.

    • @totallyregulargiorno
      @totallyregulargiorno 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Is that Freddy Fazbear?!

    • @jarielwilliams9856
      @jarielwilliams9856 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@totallyregulargiorno YES IT IS

    • @cyanisntcontent_creator
      @cyanisntcontent_creator 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Why does it matter when the man is purple? Is that going to help us figure out if he's a walking corpse or the one behind the slaughter?

  • @wheatsourdough
    @wheatsourdough 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +755

    There are only upsetting answers. Sperm is once again, out of sheer stupid calculated luck, right.

    • @AllenQB
      @AllenQB 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?

  • @ReinhardMcKinky
    @ReinhardMcKinky 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +406

    Man/Woman relationships failing.
    Bears affected most.

    • @legendaresn6983
      @legendaresn6983 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Would Bears like the outcome for the free food or get deppressed from the high pitched voices

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      "Japanese Museum exploded. Closed schools in Neapolis."

  • @theneverwatcher9860
    @theneverwatcher9860 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +244

    The choice is obvious. A man will just fall into a river in Lego City and you can avoid him

  • @craig7658
    @craig7658 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +433

    As a person who also has a very sensitive neck, when I told this one friend about it, her first thought was to just straight up exhale near it to see how I would react💀

    • @frenchbaguetteintelligence
      @frenchbaguetteintelligence  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +256

      Bears would never.

    • @immortalita
      @immortalita 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      @@frenchbaguetteintelligence That's what they want you to think.

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      ​@@immortalita
      Big bearma doesn't want you to know this, but bears may also put their paws on your shoulders. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

    • @cranklovesyou5311
      @cranklovesyou5311 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@@frenchbaguetteintelligence unless you're leonardo dicaprio on the Revenant movie and get your whole back and neck shreded like tissue paper by the mother bear. In which case I think both are equally as bad.

    • @TheGoldenJay637
      @TheGoldenJay637 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      God, you too??? one of mine went to grab a freaking ICECUBE from their freezer and put it on the side of my neck when i was hanging out at their house!

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    "A bear would not talk to a woman. It has better shit to do." I missed Bowl for this. 😂

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +292

    The Spermacist going on a weird rant and Cleophoebs going along with it is the best thing I've seen today 😂😂😂

    • @BobbyMcGuffinZectorsSector
      @BobbyMcGuffinZectorsSector 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Cleo is the type of person who understands the commitment to the bit and is a legend cause of it

  • @rexeno
    @rexeno 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +393

    "The feminine urge to get mauled by a bear"😂

    • @oeply7334
      @oeply7334 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      We've all been there

    • @PinkOrangeOrangePink
      @PinkOrangeOrangePink 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Bearproof suit guy actually getting mauled by bears for hobby:

    • @crash-testproductions9341
      @crash-testproductions9341 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The male urge to ride the bear to victory.

    • @rexeno
      @rexeno 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@crash-testproductions9341 😂

    • @rexeno
      @rexeno 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@oeply7334 i haven't

  • @sprite9897
    @sprite9897 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +401

    How scary is Harry to make Bowl give up his Bear title?

    • @noobiesensei6281
      @noobiesensei6281 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Harry practice veganism, which means he eats vegan...people. He'd definitely shoot Bowl if Bowl insist on being the bear.

    • @realcupojoe
      @realcupojoe 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      Refer to the redacted Harry speech

    • @lacabraasada2326
      @lacabraasada2326 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Between being shot by Harry and being mauled by a bear... yes, I choose the bear.

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@lacabraasada2326Harry would be efficient, though, wouldn't he?

    • @MrCruel-vu5sq
      @MrCruel-vu5sq 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@robinrehlinghaus1944 "Efficiently Cruel" or "Efficiently Deadly"?

  • @VJ2099
    @VJ2099 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +134

    I love how unserious this video is. It’s really fitting for such a silly question.

  • @childlikesaiyan
    @childlikesaiyan 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +262

    I knew a debate as important as this was going to be covered by this channel

    • @ArgusWicker
      @ArgusWicker 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      “Twas never a matter of “if”, only “when””

    • @thatrandomcrit5823
      @thatrandomcrit5823 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *as stupid as this

  • @subinator201
    @subinator201 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

    Glad to see the Spermacist showing us the light in these troubled times, as usual.

  • @alexandermendoza381
    @alexandermendoza381 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +267

    If this is a decision triangle, we should all ask the bear what would it choose, man or woman.

    • @chrosairs7057
      @chrosairs7057 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      They might choose the man for more food

    • @sir.op3429
      @sir.op3429 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You know how we don't eat roosters? Yeah.

    • @alexandermendoza381
      @alexandermendoza381 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      @@chrosairs7057 they should choose whoever is vegan, they will taste better

    • @laravioliiii2832
      @laravioliiii2832 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@alexandermendoza381 Would human meat taste good?

    • @alicepbg2042
      @alicepbg2042 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@sir.op3429except we do...

  • @Ophion644
    @Ophion644 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    I expected a lengthy debate exploring the topic, instead I saw something much better.

  • @horushyperion76
    @horushyperion76 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    You know I rather put my arms on FC shoulders than go to the forest.

  • @borttheattorney6012
    @borttheattorney6012 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

    The Supremacist is so cool, I wish Lion men were real.

    • @Cr1ms0mGl0ry
      @Cr1ms0mGl0ry 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Furries are the closest thing you'll get

  • @farofa2843
    @farofa2843 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +446

    Fun fact: most oportunistic predators including bears don't kill you first like many people assume, it's just a waste of energy, once theey get you on the ground, they just start eating. one might assume women and hungry bears are more alike than you might think.

    • @princeali417
      @princeali417 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      A bear eating me alive is now my new worst fear

    • @needsahonby1127
      @needsahonby1127 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      It's like being killed by a bear in RDR

    • @intercontinentalballisticben
      @intercontinentalballisticben 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      yeah, "fun"

    • @JasperLane
      @JasperLane 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Wouldn't it save more energy to kill them? After all the prey would presumably struggle until its dead thus forcing the bear to exert more strength to keep ahold of its meal

    • @thermophile1695
      @thermophile1695 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      @@JasperLane
      You overestimate how much you can do if a bear is on top of you.

  • @chelvo56
    @chelvo56 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Shit, the "The bear could be a (chinese)man in a bear costume"option is genius

  • @anafu-sankanashi8933
    @anafu-sankanashi8933 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Fighting a bear in the wilderness with no substantial weaponry(at best pocket knife) to me is like having to pilot a plane because both pilots had a heart attack simultaneously. Extremely unlikely, but also. Inevitable.
    Time to put my dark souls training to test, can one dodge roll a bear?

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Yes. You just don't get iFrames in real life.

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@espurrseyes42you clearly aren’t trying hard enough

    • @lordofthechickens3627
      @lordofthechickens3627 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I was a fighter like you once, but then I took a bear to the knee...

    • @NeonValkyrieGaming
      @NeonValkyrieGaming 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm pulling out the ninja flipping havel build IRL to style on that bear

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    I remember this one. My mind was made up because I watched the Revenant and the fate of the bear man, and then it was reinforced when I learned of a case where someone was attacked and eaten alive for 14 minutes, after which they were just eaten.

    • @tikki2340
      @tikki2340 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      In defense of bears, those instances of bear attacks are the least likely outcome of a bear encounter. For every mauling, there are far more instances of a bear coming in contact with a human and choosing to avoid them (reasonably, because we are unpredictable and sometimes violent). If you get attacked by a bear, it’s either crazy desperate or you didn’t respect the bear’s space.

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@tikki2340 If you got hard statistics for that it'd be nice. I'd say run them against the same for humans, but I'm not sure such a thing is calculated. I do find it ironic that you call *us* the "unpredictable and sometimes violent" one while defending a literal predator animal.

  • @pepsiman4633
    @pepsiman4633 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Bear, imma take the bear fishin

    • @kitkatbreaker1270
      @kitkatbreaker1270 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      You're supposed to play "dead" not play "dad"

  • @P8rioticPaxCl00n
    @P8rioticPaxCl00n 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    I would gladly choose a man if that man is Spermacist, such a proud and respectable fellow

  • @puperman4208
    @puperman4208 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    I could probably outrun a bear on two legs better than a man on two legs, though I guess it works vicversa. Now a man riding a bear on two legs, that might be a challenge

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Literally every bear except pandas are faster than the average man.

    • @puperman4208
      @puperman4208 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      @@rianmela3825 yea yea, but like on two legs tho?

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      You’d be dead if it were a man riding a bear on four legs.

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      What about bear on two legs riding a man on four legs? On one hand the man is weighed down by the bear but on the other hand they've teamed up.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@@thehuytothat's just a bear on two legs, the man is dead

  • @papawedge7396
    @papawedge7396 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    I love how aggressively gay Bowl is.

  • @o0Scarrow0o
    @o0Scarrow0o 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    It’s honestly kind of impressive that the spermacist can talk about the most insane topics but talk about them in such an oddly passionate way they almost seem logical

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +219

    3 Werebears live in the forest. Bowl, Harry, and Spermacist

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      One fights for England, one fights for the American Dream, and one fights for the thrill of it.

    • @Jester_Advocate
      @Jester_Advocate 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      One day a man came to their land but they hated him because he was nothing yet a prophet nonetheless he claimed "One day there will be a monster in this land of yours!"

    • @memerboi7128
      @memerboi7128 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      We Werebears

  • @Steam-D
    @Steam-D 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +136

    The Spermacist being based as usual

  • @shai2O
    @shai2O 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Here's a soundtrack for anyone who wants to know the names of the music:
    1) 0:00 - 0:42; Apollo Justice, Recollection ~ A Fate Smeared by Tricks and Gadgets
    2) 0:54 - 1:26; Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Pursuit
    3) 1:52 - 2:12; Apollo Justice, Recollection ~ A Hurt Fox
    4) 2:32 - 3:15; Apollo Justice, Investigation ~ Core
    5) 3:17 - 4:25; Apollo Justice, Suspense
    6) 4:43 - 6:20; Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Pursuit (hmm, where did I hear this before?)
    7) 6:23 - 7:06; Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright, The Storyteller's Theme (nah, this is The Spermacist's theme!)
    8) 7:07 - 8:02; Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright, Walking in the Town
    9) 8:05 - 8:36; The Great Ace Attorney 2, The Great Secret Trial ~ Court Begins (but the video is just about to end...)

  • @Trenolyte
    @Trenolyte 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Adriana saying “Men like Bowl are exactly why I’d rather find the bear,” but this is why Bowl is my favorite character.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The duality of men

  • @princeali417
    @princeali417 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Man left to get milk for 4 months then released two bangers in the span of 5 day, welcome back.

  • @LesGrosPiedsDeDeejay
    @LesGrosPiedsDeDeejay 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    What kind of bear are we talking about though Gay hairy man or Grizzly ?

    • @aga3852
      @aga3852 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      XD Now this is a comment highlight HAHA

  • @mutedups
    @mutedups 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Not even 10 seconds in and we got someone from the last video (awesome) and Spermacist being real asf (goated). This will be edited after watching the rest of it. EDIT: 2 mins left and I'm so happy to see y'all + Venti back, Bowl's rants, Harry's stark frankness, Spermacist being hilarious, Cleo bringing in interesting topics, Mafalda being an overall nice compliment to the group, Crit being crit and Goblin coming in with the subtle sponsor/promotion

  • @LoadIsUnderrated
    @LoadIsUnderrated 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Wait. If Amazon put Santa Claus out of business, does that make Amazon the good guys? Dare I say it, heroes who have saved millions of children?

    • @whattheduck2106
      @whattheduck2106 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yes, by providing them with a workplace and 5 minute pee breaks every other day!

    • @sergxcalius9908
      @sergxcalius9908 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Less like saved, more like under new management

  • @autonomorantula
    @autonomorantula 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    Broke: Man
    Woke: Bear
    Bespoke: Man Bear Pig

  • @Kabu_Lordofcinder
    @Kabu_Lordofcinder 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Real happy to see that videos are becoming more common, love them.
    FC vs Bear when?

  • @BulbaGaming123
    @BulbaGaming123 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Truly the biggest philosophical question of modernity

  • @iguessimhere2632
    @iguessimhere2632 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Well to be fair, no one specifies WHICH bear or WHICH man so it’s hard to weigh my options. I will argue that I’ll choose the man though, even as a woman. Bears aren’t always aggressive but the ratio of territorial and lethal bears is higher than the ratio of territorial and aggressive men. Yes, men kill more people, but men also come into contact with others far more often. If we came into contact with wild bears as often as we do men, I assume bears would definitely have the higher kill count. This isn’t to say that I trust most men, I don’t trust most people, but I feel as though villainizing the entire opposite sex as a way to “prove a point” is and always has been counterproductive.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      The smartest comment in this video so far!

    • @Fordrake_Fangirl
      @Fordrake_Fangirl 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Besides, even if the man is dangerous, you have a much better chance of escaping or fighting off the man than you do the bear.

    • @Salchipapa97
      @Salchipapa97 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Fordrake_Fangirl Yuh but you might have to actually exchange words with the man.

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      My argument has always been that, even if the absoulte worst came to pass, I could more easily kill a man than a bloody bear.

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It would also depend on if you or the man is armed, and what your skills are. I'd say if you have the time to prepare and make spears, you could have the upper hand against a random man, but if the man has a gun obviously that's gonna be a losing battle no matter what, unless you can get the jump on him and he isn't open carrying and has his safety on, because in the time to draw a gun and turn off the safety you might be able to disembowel a man with a spear, at which point you could threaten with that and coerce the man to give you the gun, from there you could safely leave the woods. Most of the interactions with the man would not require any real skills in spearplay, since it would mostly be coersion and getting an upper hand in power, but for the bear you would need to have adequate spear and hunting technique, especially if you are alone against the bear since humans are meant to be hunting in groups. Of course if the man also has time to prepare this could flip on its head a little, but as you get more technologically advanced in weaponry the gap between male and female strength shortens, so as long as you are confident in your weaponmaking and martial arts skills you can be confident in your safety in a matchup against the man.
      All of that is assuming conflict, though. With a bear (most likely a grizzly, black, sun, or panda bear since the question explicitly states woods, where polar bears do not live) you are much less likely to engage in conflict, as a hiker traveling through remote places usually has anti bear measures like bells, bear spray, and flares, which would be less likely to deter a man (except the bear spray but even that is debatable). In addition, humans naturally like to be together, so there's a good chance the man follows you around thus increasing the chances of you entering into conflict. If you must enter into conflict then, the man would be the obvious choice, but if you have preventative measures for the bear I'd say the bear would be the safer option.
      All of that assumes a random man though, which as we've seen with hikers, is often not the case at all. Hikers and backpackers are usually very focused on testing their knowledge and fortitude, they have a self confidence and humbleness that many other men in society lack. If I were to encounter a random man, very scary, but if I were to encounter a random hiker or backpacker? Totally different story. Of course there are a few duds, but if we can reasonably cut down the pool of men to just those, I think I would choose the man after all.

  • @ldf8598
    @ldf8598 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    The issue with that question is that if you asked men if they'd rather find a woman or a bear they would also choose the bear. So at the end of the day the real issue is the bear.

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Why? What's to worry about a random woman? Men don't typically worry about random women in the street they don't know unlike women worrying about strange men.
      There's less things to worry about from a woman unless she's armed (which would be the same for a man anyway). Like if an unarmed woman follows a man there's less things to fear happening due to the usual strength difference. A woman can't do that, and the worst case scenarios for a malicious man catching her is far worse than just being killed. A man doesn't need to worry about being left pregnant from their rapist for example, women do (especially in states where you can't even abort the pregnancy regardless of it resulting from rape). Or hell, they could even just lie to you about promising to help you before overpowering you and kidnapping you.

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@caldw615 Second comment you've made like this. You're definitely paranoid.
      First of all we're talking about the woods, not the streets and one is definitely more scary than the other. Doesn't matter if it's male or female, if I see another person in the middle of nowhere, I'm on my guard. Women can be just a cruel as men and weapons exists. The danger is the same

    • @ldf8598
      @ldf8598 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@caldw615 there's nothing to worry about random women but you should worry about The Bear.

    • @VrOOm1337
      @VrOOm1337 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@caldw615 No one can force a woman to be responsible for a child created from her being raped. However, men have been forced to be responsible for children created due to a woman raping them.

    • @mouthlesshater
      @mouthlesshater 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@legacymse7095it can, but women typically have to fear men because of what they deal with or what their friends have dealt with.

  • @VannMunson
    @VannMunson 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If you can't keep your hands where they belong, then clearly you aren't ready for the responsibility of having 10 unbroken fingers.

  • @Marc-rw3dd
    @Marc-rw3dd 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Froglet 💀

  • @christopherearth9714
    @christopherearth9714 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Now, we need the second half of this;
    Would you rather open up your feelings to a tree or a woman?

    • @wvdk7911
      @wvdk7911 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Men picking the trees are utter fools! The trees have ears, sticks to give you a blunt force trauma and the tree will tell your secrets. Not only to the other trees but also the mushroom mafia, the squirrel squads and the birds! And as we all know birds aren't real, they were a hoax created by the government to spy on us!

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      To be honest, the answer might be unanymous

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      FBI, actually.

    • @legendaresn6983
      @legendaresn6983 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Would rather open up to my greatest enemy than a woman

    • @finnguy1549
      @finnguy1549 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mens tree or a woman comeback against womens man or a bear just proves the quote "men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them"

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    As a massage enthusiast, idk, some people like to see for themselves something you tell them (like, "my neck and shoulders are ticklish) because, even if they know, it's not something they got to try and find out for themselves. That being said, I always permission for giving a massage and have received raving reviews from my peers

  • @dreamwriter8423
    @dreamwriter8423 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I find It funny that most people interrogated have few to none experience interacting with wild predators, and see nature as inherently good, or even "lmao I'd rather get mauled by a bear". Tells a lot about society and people living in towns.
    Fun fact is bears don't kill their preys straight off and usually eat them starting by the bowels, leading to excruciating pain and an agonizing death for most of their victims.
    I'd guess up to 10 seconds after meeting a bear, anyone would rather switch it with a random man.

  • @yummydragon8533
    @yummydragon8533 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    it's funny how this is more sensible than the average man vs bear debate.

  • @nef36
    @nef36 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Imagine you're in a burning skyscraper, the elevators and stairs are all inoperable. Out of the window, you see two magic carpets that will take you to safety. One has a bear atop it, the other one has a man on it.
    Choose a carpet

    • @frenchbaguetteintelligence
      @frenchbaguetteintelligence  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@nef36 the bear, because the man is less likely to die if I fall on him from a burning building.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@frenchbaguetteintelligence (I feel like most people would've imagined the magic carpets to be within stepping distance of the window...)

  • @LotherLotheris
    @LotherLotheris 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    The biggest problem with that question is that it is far too general.
    What kind of man are we talking about, what kind of bear too? In what state are they when you meet them? Hungry, Well-fed, Peaceful, Sleeping, Alive, Non-alive, sick?
    There isn't anything to base our judgement on. The fact that you are in the woods brings absolutely nothing to the table. Thus the question may very well be just "Do you prefer men or bears?" and only triggers prejudices.
    Whereas if the question had a factor it would have brought really interesting answers and analysis. For example if the question was "You are in the woods and you are attacked by something. Would you rather it to be a man or a bear?", it would be really interesting because you know that you are being attacked and you now have to compare between being attacked by a man and being attacked by a bear, and thus the answers would be more telling.
    As for my answer to the original question? Heh, I don't even leave home to begin with. So I'll never come close to a forest.

    • @Salchipapa97
      @Salchipapa97 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      what the question is really asking
      Do men make women feel unsafe

    • @kiwenmanisuno
      @kiwenmanisuno 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@Salchipapa97Women being sexist against men and then get angry when men want to talk about their feelings:

    • @Salchipapa97
      @Salchipapa97 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@kiwenmanisuno I mean men not being allowed to express their emotions is a problem
      but do you think a woman saying
      "I am scared of men. Rates of sexual assault and murder terrify me." Even if its a bias ya still gotta think: why

    • @kiwenmanisuno
      @kiwenmanisuno 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Salchipapa97 I agree that sexual assault is a problem, but people often ignore that the vast majority of rape cases don't happen with strangers, it happens when two people know eachother
      As it turns out, the concept of "Men in the wood bad!!" is innacurate. Rapists get to know you first before doing anything

    • @teo4704
      @teo4704 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      THIS! its a debate designed to target BOTH men and women at each other--and it inspires no sort of interesting discussions.

  • @chaoscrow27
    @chaoscrow27 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Greatest presidential speech of the year given by our one and only savior, The Spermacist. God speed, you magnificent bastard

  • @Mineskill83
    @Mineskill83 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    So many different faces today, it was nice to see them all come back for once!

  • @dylanzlol7293
    @dylanzlol7293 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The thumbnail lets me know this is gonna be funny

  • @shonklebonkle324
    @shonklebonkle324 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As the saying goes, "humanity knew that they could not change society so instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the beasts.".

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If i encontered Sol Badguy in the wild id want to leave as quickly as possible

  • @emulatorisland7417
    @emulatorisland7417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Scotsman with a crossbow in a forest everyday except for on Sundays, do you want to encounter a bear or Bowl.

  • @ethanpetersen810
    @ethanpetersen810 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I can kind of understand that the man might be annoying and the bear might just leave you alone, but everyone seems to be forgetting that you're LOST IN THE WOODS! A man(or even a woman) might know the way out or he might have a radio or map or supplies. If you're stuck in the deep forest, then you absolutely take your chances with a man.

  • @Rorotikko
    @Rorotikko 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The Spermacist is a legend

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "Is the man in the woods Harry?" I lost my shit at that line. It was unexpected, but a valid question!

  • @pjplayz5448
    @pjplayz5448 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Bear, Because i’m built different and could easily kill it just by flicking it in the ear. I’m also The richest man in the world and own the earth.

    • @Salchipapa97
      @Salchipapa97 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Golly gee🥺🥺🥺 could u do an adult adoption and let me live in ur house??

  • @captaineflowchapka5535
    @captaineflowchapka5535 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    faux care being represented with a girl avatar even since he was called a karen will never cease to amuse me

  • @volpex74
    @volpex74 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:11 Harry's slam on the table (Von Karma) was so strong that it paused the video for a bit

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I pick bear, because "being trapped in the woods with a bear" is just fucking camping

  • @stefanofialho5484
    @stefanofialho5484 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    This question is pretty much a case of "I had more bad encounters with thing A than B, therefore, I choose thing B (Despite thing B being more dangerous)". Women live with men in society rather than with bears (duh) thus they tend to have more bad experiences with them thus choose the bear. It's still a emotional answer and somewhat shows that people live sheltered lives, it's like if you asked a man if he would rather meet an german shepeard or an wolf in alley and he answers that he would pick the wolf because more people are killed by dogs than by wolfs every year therefore he is safer with the wolf.

    • @superafna9622
      @superafna9622 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Ummm, while what you said is technically kind of correct, it's a bit tone deaf. I think the response the question is getting is an indicator of how unsafe women feel around men, which while definitely emotional, is still a valid feeling (also itself an indicator of the general behaviour of men around women). Responding to that with "uhh uhh a bear is more dangerous than a man tho" is a bit fucked tbh.

    • @Mononodle
      @Mononodle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@superafna9622Yeah i mean that's basically that, mistrust. Though i don't think there's anything we can do to change that sadly, being distrustful is smart, most dudes are upset about this question because they can't grasp the meaning which is just kek.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Mononodle true, blows my mind that other men can’t understand the obvious with something like this. Especially when a lot of women will spell it out for them.

    • @stefanofialho5484
      @stefanofialho5484 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@superafna9622 (Insert best kind of correct joke here). On a more serious note I do agree it's an indicator of how women feel unsafe about men and I don't blame them but I think this question does more harm than good. For one the main argument put forward for choosing the bear over the men is that bears won't commit s*xual crimes, but this completely overlooks the fact that the vast majority of s*xual crimes are caused by people the victim knows rather than strangers but if the question was "Would you rather meet a bear or your father/uncle/cousin/husband/boyfriend/male aquaintance in the woods?" there would a lot less discussion. Thus I think this question is just outrage bait to create clicks, and lacks empathy too.

    • @billieking2257
      @billieking2257 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It boils down to this: animals are predictable (at least a majority of them). Humans are not predictable. You don't know exactly how a fellow human is going to react to you or if you are safe with said human. That's why women are choosing the bear.

  • @jakeraptorfan
    @jakeraptorfan 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The Spermacist is a man of culture, he is very funny

  • @demosthenes995
    @demosthenes995 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I love how this channel is both simultaneously very politically incorrect yet isnt afraid to hear from a variety of voices that for the most point dont spew talking points we hear every day. Every recurring member has something meaningful or funny to contribute.

  • @theman5231
    @theman5231 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Logically the human is the right answer.

    • @juninja22hero
      @juninja22hero 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      HOLD IT!
      you know that a bear will most likely eat you if given the chance, so you’ll do your best to avoid it. However, a human is more alluring. If one man was picked at random somewhere in the world, what are the chances of that man being a cereal killer, or someone who will stab you in the back once you get to know him? You will know to avoid the bear, but if the man has shoulders that are as tense and massageable as FC’s, then you won’t be able to help but go to great length to get closer to him. The bear is the better choice.

    • @pastawater2969
      @pastawater2969 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      A man being a cereal killer wouldn't be a problem since I'm not a cornflake

    • @isengarde9490
      @isengarde9490 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@juninja22hero NOT SO FAST!
      As The Bowl pointed out, the term 'Bear' can also apply to a *really* hairy, muscular man with a slight bit of dad bod.
      So, we are left at where we started off, is it better to encounter a bear, or a Bear?
      Also, statistically speaking, the chance that you pull a sadist from a pool of roughly four billion if you believe in the fifty-fifty population gender split is likely on the same level as getting hit by a car. Not too unlikely but avoidable if you're careful.

  • @FlashOfSonic
    @FlashOfSonic 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Spermacist said trans rights.

    • @teo4704
      @teo4704 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      spermacist slayed that fr!

  • @ryankramer8779
    @ryankramer8779 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I leave for 8 flipping months to find that you're getting quite into this... "new" role of yours 😳

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I prefer to be with a tree

  • @tikki2340
    @tikki2340 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The Man vs Bear problem is so interesting to me from a sociology standpoint, and it makes me sad that it’s turned into a debate, when it could be so much more useful as a measure for how the average woman imagines the average man. Like, it’s not about whether the answer is “right.” It’s about what the answer says about the person answering.
    The fact that the average of women skews so heavily towards the bear (or at least, the internet makes it appear so. It blew up too fast for us to get any actual survey data.) could tell us something about the average consensus of men. And then follow up questions arrive: Do they choose the bear because they be believe the man to be more prone to violence? Do they believe the bear is more likely to be aggressive, but they’re afraid the man could do something worse? Etc. So, we change the parameters and run the question again to try to find out just what this data says.
    Would the average skew towards the man if the man was, say, visibly and physically weaker than the woman? What if the man was someone within their social circle? What if the bear was one of the more docile, such as the black bear? How much would the man have to be adjusted in order for her to view him as a big enough asset for survival to not choose the bear?
    I am probably the only person who cares about this but man I wish the internet wasn’t so dumb. This is such a cool test and we’re learning nothing from it, cause we’re too busy arguing.

    • @Rose-wv4ez
      @Rose-wv4ez 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thank you!! I really hate how this discussion has devolved. It was just gradually made so much worse as everyone started arguing and a concerning amount of people decided "I hope you get mauled to death by a bear then" was the best response to this. Why can't we ever just try to understand each other for two minutes smh.

    • @tikki2340
      @tikki2340 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Rose-wv4ezgod thank you. The complete lack of reflection I’ve seen from men online about this topic just makes me sad. Just a reminder why we gotta hold our guy friends to a higher standard and be willing to challenge them to do better.

  • @misterjakester
    @misterjakester 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Thank you Spermacist for being a true trans ally

  • @jeanbeany8462
    @jeanbeany8462 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    i sure did love when the man vs bear debate also happened in the FBI fan discord server (this is much funnier)

  • @heckrum
    @heckrum 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this is one of the strangest videos i have ever watched in my life, and i dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing. one thing i do know is that it was very entertaining.

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "If you think this is mansplaining, you don't know jack shit about mansplaining." - Well played, Pumpkin. Well played. 😂

  • @themanageriguess
    @themanageriguess 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The better question is would you rather be stuck in a bear cave or a man cave?

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Does the man cave have snacks?

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@espurrseyes42It has a dozen half eaten packets of Doritos among a pile of empty Mountain Dew bottles. The air smells "heavy".

    • @frenchbaguetteintelligence
      @frenchbaguetteintelligence  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Excellent comment.

  • @Rubyllim
    @Rubyllim 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love when people dont take popular-but-simple debates like this seriously and just turn into gremlins

  • @spritesoloz
    @spritesoloz 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    im so happy when this debate got popular i immedaitely thought of your guys channel

  • @mPlayyy
    @mPlayyy 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ngl I need some unhinged Harry video

    • @Robin_Glorb
      @Robin_Glorb 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      th-cam.com/play/PLJvGGhUHo4NAC9TX2nWyAXnbXa8Y6AZV7.html

  • @darkoss551
    @darkoss551 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I genuinely love every and each of Bowl's interventions, the best human around for real.

  • @YoBoyNeptune
    @YoBoyNeptune 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Spermacist is always my favorite part

  • @thegoldenaegis
    @thegoldenaegis 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    If you see a man you have to ask.
    Who is this man?
    Why is he in the woods?
    With a bear you can just go "oh shit a bear!" and leave

    • @starbound100
      @starbound100 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Immagine just trying to get rid of the dead bodies in peace just to be rudely interrupted by some broads looking for bears.
      Can't a professional work in peace anymore?

    • @jokb1613
      @jokb1613 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Good point

    • @kiwenmanisuno
      @kiwenmanisuno 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If you see a bear and the bear is hungry, it WILL eat you

    • @jokb1613
      @jokb1613 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But how can we know that the man isn’t in the woods hunting the bear

    • @jokb1613
      @jokb1613 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe the real bear was the friends we made along the way.

  • @Uragan00829
    @Uragan00829 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oooh haven't seen your vid in a while... Forgot how awesome, crazy and fun they are!

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The debate should be Man vs Panda

  • @evandropaschoalini5940
    @evandropaschoalini5940 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am loving the recent uploads

  • @Link3000XD
    @Link3000XD 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    thats exactly his point, guys.

  • @arccanyne9097
    @arccanyne9097 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was hilarious, I love when one of you just goes on rant out of nowhere.

  • @MangledHamster
    @MangledHamster 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    A man would be easier to shoot than a bear but if someone sees then I will get arrested. It depends on how big is the forest, what type of bear it is, what type of gun I have, what materials I will have with me, and how long do I have to deal with the man or the bear. Will the man be randomized? Can I just walk away? Will I just be sent to the bear or man unprepared or will I have time to gather supplies?

  • @mastercognet4985
    @mastercognet4985 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Glad to see Bowl, Cleo and Harry back. Also the ending rant is so inspiring.

  • @luxiwayfarer369
    @luxiwayfarer369 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    A short one today. It is nice. Haven't seen Cleo since this one, I hope she's doing ok

  • @ploofthedoof
    @ploofthedoof 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    When it comes to man and bear, it’s up to preference as to which is more bearable 🐻

  • @KingOfTheKindle
    @KingOfTheKindle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Hi FBI I haven't watched your videos in a while and got this notification, hope this is another banger.

    • @KingOfTheKindle
      @KingOfTheKindle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Huh you're a woman now. Neat.

    • @KingOfTheKindle
      @KingOfTheKindle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Huh you're a woman now. Neat.

    • @KingOfTheKindle
      @KingOfTheKindle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I keep replying to my own comment then it hides it, I wonder why

  • @TheManBehindtheFunny
    @TheManBehindtheFunny 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I just KNEW this was gonna get covered. A topic that breeds insanity.

  • @imadeanaccount2638
    @imadeanaccount2638 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Supremacist’s rant at the end is just beautiful. 10/10

    • @frenchbaguetteintelligence
      @frenchbaguetteintelligence  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@imadeanaccount2638 love that people still think his name is “Supremacist”.

    • @imadeanaccount2638
      @imadeanaccount2638 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@frenchbaguetteintelligence oh.. OH….
      I am not the brightest person at times…

  • @lolzu
    @lolzu 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Happy pride month to Bowl. I think he's having the most fun thinking about choosing the man this episode 😂

  • @legrandmasmas5727
    @legrandmasmas5727 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The video ended so quickly, the people demand MORE

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now we need a "Woman or Tree" debate video

  • @expyros
    @expyros 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Goblin doing the gods work (I'll comment again once I've seen the full vids) 5:40

  • @Soulsnt
    @Soulsnt 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I was wondering when this’d be covered

  • @pikatheminecrafter
    @pikatheminecrafter 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can't get enough of Bowl and Spermacist. The conversations those guys have are insane.

  • @Goobis365
    @Goobis365 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I was waiting for this one like the man vs bear debate is still heated. I'm on team bear btw. Yogi didn't hurt nobody.

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yogi was a domestic terrorist

  • @user-qq1xj5zk9n
    @user-qq1xj5zk9n 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I keep expecting to see a man in a shadow the hedgehog hoodie and I'm jumpscare'd by strange frenchwoman, Damn.
    Nice video

  • @denstsunogemaandrewvelasco8339
    @denstsunogemaandrewvelasco8339 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It feels like years since I last heard that beautiful Edgeworth objection

  • @kirby1225
    @kirby1225 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Finn i'm picking the bear, not because I'm afraid that the man might kill me, but because i'm going to show the bear who rules these forests.