[Vinesauce] Vinny - Jelly Mario Bros.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2018
- Vinny streams Jelly Mario Bros. for PC live on Vinesauce! ► jellymar.io/
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Twitch Livestream of Jelly Mario Bros.! This is a web browser game for PC, the stream was recorded/edited by Vappyvap (Vappyvap88).
Stream date: March 4, 2018
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Here's my attempt at a translation:
Oh man
Ohhh
Oh
Oh man, aw I'm freaking out man
Aw, it's so fucking weird man
Aw man
Awww, this is so weird, it all looks so squishy, oh man
Oooooohhhh
Can't break the block, man
*heavy breathing*
It's like I'm made out of jelly, man
You gotta fly through the air like a jellyfish
It's freaking- it's freaking me out, man
SWWIIIINNNG YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA FLY IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY
Break the pipes
Jump(?)
SWWIIIINNNG YOUR AAAARRRMS
*more heavy breathing*
Can't break any of these blocks, man, this is just your average Vinesauce Let's Play, here on the channel
Just gonna move this into space for a bit, man
Bye-bye, we didn't want that anyway man
I guess I died, I went too far, I couldn't breathe
Like the air I'm breathing now, I couldn't breathe
Ohh *mashes keyboard*
I think I'm stuck, man
I think- I think I'm-
Oooh man yeah, no I got free man, it's OK
We're gonna do this
Man, Super Mario got really weird over the years, aw I don't remember it being like this at all, man
I've been, like (huffing, but I did it with essential oils???), it got really weird
(The hell have I been huffing?) for you today, guys
Do jump, go up
I can't get over there, man
This is crazy maaaan, this is crazy
I um... I hear Luigi
NOOOOOOOOO-NO-NO HAHAHAHAHA
No Luigi, Luigi it wasn't a vegetable Luigi
That was no vegetable Luigi I don't know what it was Luigi
This is, um, ooh
The flagpole's down
Get into the castle!
Come on Mario, get in the castle
I've been trying to beat the game for 35 years, I can't do it man
Ohh, we're gonna get in there but first we gotta recite ALL THE LITERARY WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!
Break the spaghetti, get in the castle AHHH
I got this, no longer tied down
NO LONGER TIED DOWN, YOU CAN MOVE YOUR BODY FREELY
You can move your body freely, man
The poor nameless Toad
I'm gonna try and maybe go over where he is so I can...
Squeeze in theeeeer-r-r-r-r-r-e get in there Toad yeah yeah yeah how you doing there Toad yeah yeah get in there
*orgasmic moaning* Yeah we're gonna make Toad/Mario children
edit: a few corrections
Thanks, I was in a loud area and I couldn't be bothered to rewatch it to try to make sense of what Vinny was saying.
You are doing gods work friend
A Pigeon a
+A Pigeon When he was trying to get into the castle, I heard him say "We're gonna get in there but first we're going to recite....ALL THE LITERARY WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!"
+DeathKnight5608 Listening again I think you're right, thanks! I didn't spend as much time on the end of the video because it took ages to figure out that line about essential oils, haha
I don't remember MY Mario bein' that stretchy!
Couldn't make out 95% of what Vinny said, but this was still cool.
Kneefoil holy shit, that IS Vinny. I thought it was all just a part of the background noise and Vinny was just being quiet.
I heard at the end "you can move your body freely"
I'm amazed you could make out any of it at all.
Branchcommander 5:10
Dima Rubcov SEING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE, COME ON LETS GO DO THE MARIO
I thought I dreamed this stream... After watching it again... I wish I did...
When did he stream this? Cant find the vod
"Stream date: March 4, 2018" :V
Hasiva still cant find the vod ☹️
Shi Gai same
This seems like a fever dream
When Satan starts an asmr gaming channel
[Spang tips his fedora]
Spang Scrungus I don't fuck maymay. Hats off with your "wear athiest xD le" edgy.
Spang Scrungus cant help it when you injected so much of the maymay into your peepee hole that you've gone terminal 7
Gladly. If only I had a gun with which I could schüt
People with no profile pic don't matter
I never thought I'll hear satan say "You can move your body freely"
Tomo oh god where did that happen?
VolkColopatrion 5 minutes in
Tomo glory to this
U can moov yo body freery!
Preebly*
Statistically this is someone's first Vinesauce video... It is also probably their last.
The only thing I could understand him saying was swing your arms from side to side lol.
Vrikrar at 5:08 he says "you can move your body freely"
*LUIGI THIS ISN'T WEED*
It is
Oh no. It's not just a weed. It's TONS of weed.
What does homosexuality have to do with it?
funny original meme well all thought Luigi had terminal 7 yet mario must’ve been halucinating and in reality he has terminal 8
MARIO, I THINK WE DID DRUGS AND WENT TO HELL BEFORE WE DIED
I guess after Vinny and V-Dub, its time for Vlinny's streams
Cant wait for jelly mario 64
Mega Fudge no
O boi
Kaze better get on this
Took me over a minute and a half to realize Satan is doing "the Mario".
Luigi: Mario this isn't mushroom!
Mario ran out of Mushrooms so he went on acid
I'm terrified, Vinny.
NOTAQUICKSCOPER what the fuck is wrong with both of you
Sluka Badooka better question, whats your problem with these guys?
Sir Eggy i don't know, maybe because they jerk off to fucking animals, that's why
Sluka Badooka how does someone else's fetish effect you?
Sir Eggy that's just hec*ing weird
i feel like im watching a visual representation of a Ween song
nacho doggy *O C E A N M A N T A K E M E B Y T H E H A N D L E A D M E T O T H E L A N D*
Tonight Satan will show us how he liquifies the world in mere seconds, causing anguish for our popular plumber.
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Stimulate Your Senses.
That meme is dead
Guys what does Jelly Mario smell like?
Asking for a friend.
Don Voltonus haha yes
Don Voltonus death and suffering
haha
salty coins and milk
Don Voltonus Dill pickles, particularly pickles that have gestated in a trash receptacle
touch fuzzy get dizzy
Liberty Cap :v
Tich Fuzzy Git Duzzy
When did Shub-Niggurath start a gaming channel from within the void?
YouKnowMe shub-what now
YouKnowMe Whoa dude, you can't just say the N-word outta nowhere.
This is where her consciousness went after getting telefragged by Ranger.
totusCapricornus The hell-mother, goat of one thousand young.
Just your average day at a Vinesauce stream.
When he hits the FLAGPOLE made out of jello.
*My breath*
Flashbacks to the fever dream I had when I had the flu last week.
I feel like this game sums up Vinesauce pretty well.
Wet, jiggly Mario.
*Please don't watch this while on weed or acid at night, it's a very bad time and nobody deserves to go through that*
Why are you everywhere?
Hmmmmmmmmm
BIG PAPA T H I C C Do you speak from experience?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Did you make He Thiccty Four
cursed stream
Truly, this is the visual representation of Sunday streams
Swwwwwewwing yooooour arrrrrrrms to side to side
I swear I'll never do drugs again, dad
Swing yourself from side to side come on its time to go JELLY MAARIO I AMMM GODDDDD
jario9 GO ON, GO-GON, GAGAH, EAT THE DARIO
Watch it at 0.5 speed for the best experience.
Rickydo how do
.25 speed for a masterpiece
2x for the devil himself
Behold, the most realsitic physics in a videogame! I think it also has wild system requirements.
My N64 caught fight while I was trying to play Jelly Mario 64¹/²
Welcome to Vinesauce
Vineysaus
I don't remember taking drugs today.
g0urra maybe it isn’t drugs, maybe it’s terminal 7
The stream that started my love for vinesauce
Can’t wait for the full game
Number ZER0 it took him 7 minutes to get through world 1-1. Imagine playing through 8 more worlds
The voice is absolutely amazing.
I don't remember *my* Mario being that stretchy.
when you get your head stuck in a spaghetti flagpole when your trying to get in the castle so relatable
why is this a stream
Top Ice Jwan Level Max Jelly II Master Pro XXL this wasn't a stream. This video is a dream
Top Ice Jwan Level Max Jelly II Master Pro XXL why isn't it xD
this feels like a weird dream that people have before waking up early in a raining sunday
It wasn't. Its all in your head. Wake up.
*on the phone*
Vinny: hey Satan
Satan:hey vinny
Vinny: hey, want to do something for me?
Satan: yeah sure what’s up?
Vinny: can you play jelly Mario for me?
Satan: why?
Vinny: because I’m lazy
Satan:ok
Vinny: one more thing.
Satan: what
Vinny: can you make it a video?
Satan:but people can’t know that I’m Satan, did you think of that?
Vinny: ah it’s alright just upload it to my channel
Satan: are you sure?
Vinny: yeah they’ll never know the difference
*7 minuets later,*
Jelly Mario
Luigi, I think there was something else in those mushrooms
Glad I saw this live. It was oddly satisfying.
Dammit, I kinda was exited to see you play it normally without Satan doing it. Well either way, you still played it. Also there’s this wonderful person that translated this in the comments.
Play it 2x speed
Inb4 this hits 1 million views
glad to see this website/game starting to get popular
_walks into room to see this_
_walks back out_
((ELDRITCH SHRIEKS))
Beautiful
Watching and listening to this while high is the best
an unforgettable moment in vinesauce history.
Not today, Satan, not today.
this made me feel good
*CRUSHES MY BRAIN*
and then just "oh, welcome to the Sunday Stream!"
Surprisingly I was there live one twitch
It's a shame this game seemingly doesn't function properly now. Whenever I try playing it, Mario becomes a singularity after a single jump.
perfect.
I'm scheduled to have this exact nightmare tonight
this video is filled with an incredibly powerful and dark energy... use it wisely....
*First time watching a vinesauce video*
No more life for me, i'm done.
*CRUSHES MY BRAIN*
Best stream
This is like a fever dream
Swing your arms, and your head, and your legs, and your entire body, from side to side, come on, it's time to goo, be the Jellio!
This was a trip.
I really hope this is someones first introduction to Vinny
This is vinesauce at its best.
*the maw of the void opens wide, and from it comes the sunday stream*
Art
The new Throbbing Gristle album is sounding good
Tru man plays this at 0.25x speed
I'm dying
What the actual hell is this and why do I like it so much
quality content
Note to self, lay off the essential oils before playing Mario.
I'm only slightly terrified.
we need more of this voice in this style of speech, plz
I’m so... startled.
This was the most stressful video I've ever watched
In reality, Mario was actually just staring at a white wall for eight hours.
Satanyot logged into Vinny's stream while really high to play a trippy mario game.
What Vinny didn't try is going full speed against either the left or the right wall in the ending screen.
This sounds and looks like some MK ultra-type shit, with the gameplay and weird voice.
Giygasauce
SamBound 199X "It hurts...it hurts..."
Something about Mario's head getting stuck in things fills me with this ancient, id-fueled terror and need to get away, get unstuck
finally a sequel to Let's Play Super Mario Brothers - Part 5
My night was not the same coming in from Joel's stream to see a good chunk of this live. I can only imagine what it had to be like for everyone who saw the entire thing...
I feel like everyone who witnessed this--myself included--is cursed. Cursed, and without much time left.
*IT WAS ALL IN HIS HEAD*
It's like a fever dream
Aw man...
The first game I ever played before vinny
This is deeply unsettling.
Elder God Vine has spoken, we shall follow.
Your average day in the mind of Vinny Vinesauce
Vinny becomes the Man of the Hour.
Me at the start : is the whole video like this?
Five minutes later : oh god the whole video is like this...
This is a great new CPU burner Vinny found.
Thanks.
This is what Mario sees when you make in eat a shroom.....
Vinny is breathing into my soul.
aw man
aw man
aw man
Mario is no longer tied down
he can move his body freely