EAS - Astronomical Event
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- This was actually an old story that I recovered from another computer I own. I added some things to it, and here it is. This is an astronomical event that comes at a tough time for the New England area. I know i will take a few hits on this, but I wanted to give you all something since I said I was not making any new videos until further notice. All events are fictitious, and are NOT real...but who knows, right?
Lol I love the ending: "well about half the world was destroyed, but we now return you to regularly scheduled programming"
That was my favorite part, too. "Half the Earth has been destroyed and if you go outside, you're gonna fry. But here, we'll give you your TV shows back." XD
Same.Half of the Earth is destroyed,and normal programing is back.How is that even possible XD
detroitcity _1337 There are centers for television broadcast ALL OVER the planet. and in space.
TedLillyfan15 when was it?
Well give u ur tv shows back so u can be happy who needs the earth anyway we got wifi
I like how shelter makes long EAS videos. Longer EAS = Better storyline, like chewing in to a juicy burger. I talk weird, don't I?
Fluoroantimonia 😂
No
Juicy burger with double patties cheese bacon ketchup big pile of french...what's the video about again
Overlord Naitzxu what I enjoy are realistic ones being I was in the military and a first responder.
Overlord Naitzxu juicy ass
Great video, but if they were to just witness the Supernova, it would've happened 150 years in the past, and the debris wouldn't be here for 10s of thousands of years.
It may have happened 150 years ago, but we wouldn't have seen it until now. Also gamma rays travel the speed of light, so it's likely we would get hit within hours of detection.
Then again, who truly knows?
+Erica Anderson That's what I was saying is that since it was 150 light years away, the actual Supernova would've been 150 years ago and the debris I was talking about was the physical debris that was "heading this way" aka. Asteroids and other stuff.
+|USCG| Phoenix exactly we would have nothing to worry about. it takes 1 earth year for light to travel one lightyear. so 150 years. but our children's grandchildren on the other hand are in some serious shit
TaylorMIA The problem is, it would also take that long for light from the explosion to reach us, so by the time we knew anything it'd already be here.
I'm glad I paid attention in science
A Gamma Ray burst 150 light years away would take 150 years to reach Earth at light speed.
Hyperb2002 same with the debris
Hyperb2002 so we wouldn't be able to tell if it exploded for 150 years as well. So it is still possible.
Hyperb2002 The gamma radiation is traveling at the speed of light. We have no way of knowing it's coming until it's here. Same with debris if it's traveling at light speed. More than likely it's traveling much slower, meaning it would take hundreds to thousands of years to get here.
Hyperb2002 The star was destroyed 150 years ago from the scenarios date
Hyperb2002 that’s true so we could give a fuck less
"Snowy Massachusetts. Weather: snowy."
V Noah ll
*snowy Massachusetts*
Weather man: WELL EVERYONE GET OUT YOUR SUNSCREEN AND FLIPFLOPS LETS GO TO THE BEACH
@@iheartliz__1786 LMAO
@@iheartliz__1786 B R U H .
Dinkleburg......
ShadowStalker Dammit...
With these videos I like to use a HDMI and hook up my laptop to my TV and pretend as if i'm experiencing the event and get myself all terrified, and if i can manage to terrify myself with an EAS video it's a good one. SO good job and keep up the good work!
So, if the astronomical event does not get us, we all die of boredom.
Roger Coppock lol
First off allow me to say that I LOVE your videos! They are very realistic. So far I have only seen this and the Virus Outbreak videos, but I think you did a great job on deciding what course of action the government would take. Great job!
WarpedRainbow98 thanks for the comments! Take a peek at my other work too~ :)
I have seen a lot of your other work now! I love them all! It is fun to scare my friends that come over! Keep them coming I will be watching!
"do not eat a telephone"
Timestamp?
the telephone lines should be open for emergency snacking only
I wouldn't even do that to begin with.
@@Exit911YT I would
This is legit my favorite EAS scenario. The weather radio broadcast at the beginning does a great job of building suspense...if you're paying attention.
Deoxys is coming. (Autocorrect just gave me an idea. Deoxys shows up as deoxygenated, Deoxys is the moon Pokémon. The moon is deoxygenated.)
Also, wouldn't a Gamma Ray burst be short? What would happen?
Well... I was killed by this event.
***** Pistachios? I'm in.
+SuperWeaves Where you live, South America?
Well, a penguin....AWESOME!!! PENGUINS FTW!!!
+stampycatfan01 ayy lmao
That One Penguin On TH-cam Yes, ayy lmao is the perfect way to describe this scenario.
This is good, but I have to agree with one comment below-most of the energy of a supernova goes into the making of radiation that causes a gamma ray burst, and the mass of the star is effectively vaporized and scattered. We wouldn't see heavy rock chunks or white-hot star fragments, and even the ejected radioactive dust will take some time later than the light burst to get here. The realism angle is boosted more if you just mention the gamma rays, since those are wold-ending enough on their own...
+Kyle Tekaucic Well said, Kyle. I got a lot of feedback about this video from people that know a lot about astronomy, and there were apparently a lot of gaps in the validity of the event. I do sometimes throw facts out the window.
Hell, I kinda wanna script something similar, using the rogue asteroid angle, but something a little more from Melancholia, where the asteroid comes in off-plane from the Solar System (hiding the encounter until it's already in the atmosphere, much like the Cheylabinsk event). It would hit the upper layers of the atmosphere, and the heat pulse would be enough to scorch quite a bit of land below it, which would make for some interesting EAS alerts. Then once the asteroid is sighted and its course tracked, it would be a captured Earth orbit that would recollide with the planet in less than a week, almost reaching lunar orbit and requiring some major last-ditch attempts to keep it from hitting Earth on the next pass around.
I like it. That sounds like a great idea. Would be a real nail-biter.
+shelter345 hey dude I was wondering if you can make more..please
@@shelter345 But eh, it’s good to come up with a fun(albeit scary and fucked up) scenario sometimes
I'm from massachusetts, and it just made this more unsettling
i was sat here like "NOOOOO HE DIDN'T JUST BRING UP MARSHFIELD, I KNOW PEOPLE FROM THERE"
This Is Such A Great EAS Simulation.
8:50 "flying debris" from a star that is 150 light years away
cobra 727 and those debris will most likely take over 10000 years or more (from 150 light years away id say 10000-100000 years)
In every EAS scenario, Florida is almost always safe :)
*test scenario on youtube
Mistah Mew not anymore it isn't! Florida had 3 hurricanes in a row and everybody evacuated, nobody is in Florida right now
That's not true. I live in Florida. Plenty of people chose to stay during Irma.
And what do you mean by "had 3 hurricanes in a row"? Harvey didn't even touch us, Irma will hit later today, Jose isn't going anywhere near us, and Katia is near Texas and Mexico.
Mistah Mew well them people who live in Florida who chose to stay are just stupid people who think they are superhuman, and will survive. I know from the news, eat some crayons and fuck off! >:(
I live in most of the areas described in this EAS. From Gloucester Ma , currently living in Danielson Connecticut
Such an alert doesn't make much sense to me, because as far as I know, gamma rays would reach Earth at the same time the explosion would become observable (gamma rays and light travel with the same speed).
Debris alone would make sense, though - providing that the star exploded *at least* 100 years prior to debris coming to Earth (that debris would have to be extremely lucky, though). Debris doesn't take several hours to get to Earth after a supernova birth was observed - its' speed is significantly lower than that of light. And the distance would have to be much closer than 100 LY, because the debris would very likely get caught in the orbit of another system/planet if it were at such a great distance.
Also, to add realism, I would have told the citizens to seek a fallout shelter. Gamma rays from a meteor impact or nuclear fallout - they're pretty much the same thing, and fallout shelters were made to protect against radiation.
lodziklocPL good points you make. I welcome the constructive criticism. I understand the physics behind such a scenario, I just threw them out (as most movie people do) in favor of going for the "Holy $h@t" scenario, and the "What if this really happened?" plot. I also thought that i did tell them to seek a fallout shelter. Hmm..I'm getting careless.
shelter345
You're welcome. ;) We all make mistakes, so don't worry. I also understand you want to make a "holy shit scenario" and most people won't even realize they're watching something unrealistic, so it won't really matter to them.
This is true.
Loc 150 light years away would take 150 years to get here so we could give 2 shits less AND SUCK MY TORE
I assume that a gradual exposure of gamma radiation would indicate a supernova or a quasar burst. But the information of a confirmed gamma radiation burst or quasar burst would impossible. And should only be an educated guess
Remind me to play this during Halloween.
Why not play ME?!
+Freddy Fazbear STAP
You have 12 days
Hey it's Halloween now! Play this.
How would a shelter protect you?! Its a gamma ray!
Well, if the shelter was lead.....
+Diamond DragonX And the Astroids......yeah you could survive, but it's every unlikely.
So... A shelter made from lead that is very deep underground will be your best chance of staying alive
+Glenn The Psychotic Penguin
NOOT NOOT
You could survive but you have to be very deep underground. Like in some very deep mine.
Why aren't you making anything new? You're one of the best at these. Most of the other EAS vids suck on TH-cam.
Thanks, Alex.:) Time commitments and i am returning to school. So my time is very limited at the moment. When i am freed up more, the vids will continue.
Sounds good. Good luck with school.
alex shedlock -Cough- EAS Experience -Cough-
Hmm...well, I am in school plus working crazy hours, alex. Thank you for the kind comments... I will be looking to make more videos in the future. Yes, EASexperience makes more videos than me, and is the master of these things. I actually learned from him. So, if you need your EAS fix until my videos come out, that's the place to look.
shelter345 EASExprience makes more videos, because he makes 1:30-2:30 minute videos usually. If EAS videos are around 10- 30 minutes and you have a busy schedule, you won't get them out as often.
“We now return you to regular programming...”
*The Simpsons*
Me, somehow alive: Sweet, didn’t miss my show
Here's what I'd like to hear: "The National Weather Service in Indianapolis as issued a State-wide poultry attack warning for the following counties: Vigo, Clay, Putnam, Morgan, Johnson, Bartholomew, Marion, Brown, Shelby, and Washington. National Weather Service doppler radar has indicated the possibility a zombie-like behavior of the following fowl: chickens,pheasant, dove, turkey, quail, duck and geese. These birds have been known to peck the eyes out of all people encountering them. There have been at least 10,000 deaths attributed to this phenomenon. Tune to 1070 AM WIBC radio for up to date information. Stay indoors to avoid attack. If caught outdoors, have a gun ready to shoot to kill these birds. Stay tuned to National Weather Service radio for more information. "
Reminds me of cucoos in the Legend of Zelda
CrusadingChristian
More like some movie i saw once, killer seagulls.
Giffriend Birdemic?!
No, not that one, It's by the guy who did Rear window.
Giffriend Alfred Hitchcock? Pretty sure those were crows.
Stellar Mechanics.
Point source debris cannot hit all of these locations on a sphere:
Russia, England, Arctic, Australia, Antarctica, Western and Central USA and Africa?
At first I thought the supernova was gonna be our star, and i was like: “I don’t think there would be time to alert anyone”
there would be 8 minutes to alert the public
Well done video. But to be fair, a supernova from a star that is 150 light years away would take at the very least 150 years to reach earth assuming no interference with the gamma rays. Debris would not be a problem for a very long time after that, most likely thousands of years.
true
yes, and even then, speeds vary, so not all debris will hit at once and over that long, a difference of 1 mph could be massive,
I hate to be a pain in the ass, but a Gamma Ray Burst would leave you no time to prepare. When the GRB is produced by a Supernova, it travels at the speed of light. So, the only warning you will get, will be the sky turning white & the scorching of the planet a second or two after it blows through our magnetic field and Ozone layer. Plus, a Stellar explosion 150 light-years away would not have any gravitational effect on asteroids, or anything else in our Solar System. Usually a Supernova, or even a Hypernova's explosive energy can screw up things for about 5-light years (gravitationally speaking).
Otherwise, I love your work. I have a B.S. in Cosmology, so I hope this doesn't come off as a know-it-all response. I see you have talent & I want you to get all the technical aspects right for future EAS tales. Keep it up. Best wishes.
+Anthony Ferrara Well, then. I welcome all feedback and love to have people pick at me, because in the end, it makes my work better than other people's. :) I know the difference between genuine critique and someone just being a jerk. Tell you what, the next time that I do some cosmic stuff, I'll run it by you, Anthony. I think that's great that you have a BS in Cosmology. It's not like i can pick up a phone and call someone I know that works in that field. You can be one of my consultants. :) I just went with the probability that most people don't know Cosmology, and created the suspension of disbelief that it could happen, but if it was too far out of the realm of possibility to the point that it was plain preposterous, then that detracts from my work and I don't want that to happen. Thank you again very much for the feedback.
+shelter345 Will be happy to lend my expertise. Have a good one. You are on your way. I can see this as an alternate form of fiction, which is gonna catch on. Keep at it.
Thanks, Anthony. The EAS scenarios certainly have caught on and are turning into a cult thing here on TH-cam. Since I don't make actual horror movies (like, in Hollywood), the best i can do for now is to terrorize my viewers with scary scenarios that chill and excite. A lot of my work is also psychological, and where as i am a professional in that field, it lends a lot to my work and the effects that I want to have on the people watching. I find that the EAS is a wonderful and bizarre method to tell a story, and it is effective because when it comes on, its like our lives come to a halt while we get some very important information. Being the person that determines what information it will be that I dispense to the public, is powerful, because I control where my viewers are going. This is where plot and storyline are very important and can mean the difference between an amateur video, and one that will shock and chill you. That's some of my secrets. We will talk more in the future, I am sure of it. :)
+shelter345 I'm looking forward to our discussions. I, for some reason, am fascinated by "End of the World" scenarios. Especially Nuclear War & Large Cosmic Events. I guess being a child of the Cold War had something to do with it. I too love to write. I have a book (pending publication) about A.I. & the after-life. Not like that terrible Tom Cruise movie I forget the name of at this time. Think "Dante's Inferno & Total Recall." We shall see. Plus, I am lucky enough to work with some great people in my field. (Michio Kaku, has a big ego). I work in the background so people like him can go on tv & spout "Astronomy 101" to the masses. Lest, I digress...That's what keeps my grey matter spinning. Can't wait to chat some more. I will send my email to your link. Have a great day.
Well, Anthony...you keep that grey matter spinning as that is where the next evolution of Man is going to come from. Continue with the writings as it sounds like you are on the right track as well. You worked with Michio Kaku? How cool. :) I'm sure that there is an expanse of the known universe that is strictly devoted to his ego. You take care and talk to you soon. Thanks again, for the chat!
A supernova 100 light years away, causes chaos 100 years later..
Its so weird when you think about it. Like a prophecy that's inevitable.
If a supernova 100 light years away just exploded in our time, that means it exploded 100 years ago. :)
+Erica Anderson a smart woman who knows that......so hot ;)
J Evenden that is if we get unlucky to be in its path
This is a situation that i'd like to call, A Level Zero cataclysm.
The variability of a gamma ray burst is hard to guess. It could be light enough to just rattle some sensors, and it could be intense enough to vaporize our solar system. Assuming it was 150 light years away and it was a supernova based on a binary pair, the blast would probably have a swath larger than the sun. The entire earth would be impacted as a whole. Radiation moves at light speed, so if we observed a supernova 150 light years away, the supernova actually happened 150 years ago. If the collapse of one half of the binary pair went supernova, the other half would either fly wildly in some direction if the sudden change in forces acting on it didn't cause it to implode and possibly go supernova itself. One could possibly cause another. There are literally an astronomical number of possibilities. Nothing within the rules of physics is impossible.
I'm watching this in complete darkness on New Year's Eve. Goodbye 2014
Gamma Ray events typically occur within second or minutes, as stars exploding happens relatively fast. I doubt there is any way to know when a star is about to blow up at a single given time. Also those rocks might take millions of years to reach here. 150 light years is a long way.
It's impossible for a Gamma Ray from our closest stellar neighbor to reach us in any manageable amount of time (as in, roughly 100 years). However, this is still a very chilling simulation. I like it a lot!
in real life, IK-Pegasi's "death" and GRB would possibly pose no danger to earth and the solar system.
I have always thought about why we would divert a large piece of rock from hitting earth after are atmosphier has been demolished. I know that people want to live but if you go outside after our radiation reflection layer has been destroyed everybody would be BBQ in seconds. Anyone think like me?
I'm requesting a 2nd part of this scenario! That's how damn good this scenario is!
Did you use real audio for the weather Advisories in the scenario? And when was the audio recorded? I used to live in Boston, and I could tell this was a real recording. I missed hearing this.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the....AHHHHH CRAP!
Thanks you for the Shelter Reload Updates. EVA EAS
i love how europe is the mos untouched country during this disaster
13:02 S A N T I A G O
LeadCollimator a fellow pamtri fan I noticed that too lol
_"Chef Boyardee is Love, Chef Boyardee is Life"_
*squidward plays all star on clarinet*
I didn't grab popcorn...
I grabbed
*C H E F B O Y A R E D E E*
Plot twist.
Its fallout all over again
The only criticism I have for this, is that they wouldn't resume local broadcasting. They'd cut programming and stay on EAS. Other than that, excellently done!
How do u spell the name of the star that killed billions in the scenario?
Around 12:03 Air Raid Sirens would of been sounding the Attack Tone by now.
Ok. Time to crap a brick and try to sleep.
Hopefully in that order, ChaoSorcerer...thanks for the comments. :)
And NASA means The Nation Aeronautics & Space Administration, me hearties.
National Aeronautics & Space Administration
Yer right, lad.
Do you play Halo 3? (Spoiler(I think))If so,you should do a EAS when the flood came to Earth.
assain8er
How about one where a very suspicious planet-sized object with a ring that's physically connected to the object by metal framework, has spikes and pincers near a section of it which looks frighteningly like a mouth?
In the final moments before the impact of the object, there be heard on all radio frequencies, television channels and so forth an EVIL CACKLE?
@@williamnorton9547
"Look! It's Unicron!"
pink sheep is a NASA executive now.
Jpower that's what I thinking!
It's text to speech.
We know.
Ran some numbers from Wikipedia on IK Pegasi; it's no threat.
Those numbers:
10^8 years left before IK Peg A enters red giant stage (this seems low, based on est. age of IK Peg A at 6 x 10^8).
Distance increase between Sol-IK Peg 350 LY every 5 million years.
10^8 years distance of IK Peg system: 4000+ LY.
"Danger" Zone distance (extreme distance estimate) for Type 1a SN: 3300 LY.
So, it's not likely that IK Peg B will detonate into a Type 1a SN in less that 100 million years. More than enough time to develop shielding for the entire Solar neighborhood (let alone our home). This is assuming that IK Peg B is a carbon-oxygen WD at it's core. If it's O-Ne-Mg at it's core, it may turn into a neutron star and not SN at all.
Eas guy is so confident in his speech of how the earth got pummeled...
EAS warning interrupts a winter storm warning
*Duel of the Fates starts playing*
For seven minutes I watched that winter storm warning
For *seven minutes*
Travis Scott: poggers
Get your popcorn. *grabs the last 2 remaining pizza slices from last night before anyone else gets them
To answer your question at the end of this video? YEAH. This could definitely happen. In our galactic neighborhood, three stars every hour die in this manner. And it is likely that this phenomenon is occuring 100 percent of the time at least somewhere in the universe.
Thank your stars, that there are so many planets out there, that the odds of this happening in our lifetimes is relatively zero.
But it isn't zero...
The chances of dying from a supernova are low...
... *But never zero*
Well, we survived the event, but now the planet is uninhabitable. So... now we become an underground society?
i like how they advise you to stay inside to protect you from gamma radiation. that goes right through everything.
Reply from DOD/FEMA: We are the Government. We have to give you some hope.
Just duck and cover! You'll be fine!
I work at my local Rock station as a late night DJ to put myself through college and have to know how to run the real EAS in a SHTF situation, and you messed up on pronunciation on the EAN screen. In the event of a real NATIONAL ALERT EAN activation is issued by the PEP or PRIMARY ENTRY POINT SYSTEMS, not primary point entry system.
Cody Chadwick You are correct, Cody. I too worked in radio a time ago, before there was PEP's, but that's another story. Many of my subscribers were quick to let me know of my meddling. I'll get it right next time for sure. Thanks for the info, and thanks for the comments. :) Enjoy college too!
Is it just me or does any type of message being transmitted by NASA the worst news you could possibly hear? Lol
Like imagine you were enjoying your day then you hear a NASA message. It would immediately make you fear for your life lol
To quote Lewis Black..."when they sound the all clear, looks like I can go out to the playground...and MELT!"
Thank god this came up in my recommended 😀
That was a really good EAS Video! But one Question? What did the snow have to do with this??
probs nothing
Did you put in the Donna Voice yourself, or was it a recording?
This would be cooler/scarier if we could actually hear the speakers and/or they weren't as freaking muffled up
Great vid great to have you back :D
You could have some real fun with this recording and a loudspeaker or intercom :)
This reminds me of the Ulysses Disaster.
But Estovakia didn't have an economic failure in this one.
And two major conflicts never happen (Estovakian Civil War and the Emmerian-Estovakian War)
Well shoot, I was hoping we'd all turn into The Incredible Hulk.
16:26
It's ranking a 7.0 on the dorito scale. SCREW ASTRONOMICAL AND GLOBAL THREATS, FREE DORITOS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love your videos! That would be shit scary to happen in real life. Bottom line, earth is pretty much screwed. No sun, no food, no outdoor activity, no animals. WOH. Amazing video!
Thanks MrEnigmaTrix :) Yeah, thats pretty much true. I have a suspicion the event would look something like the end of the movie "Knowing".
what a way to die... :(
What a polite way of saying "We're all fucked." :)
This is one of the best eas scenarios.
I'll say this is the coolest EAS scenario
its surprising how long the eas community has been alive on youtube, like for more than 10 years literally
That's true, Demented. I started back in 2008.
Well done. Kept me interested to the end.
where'd the rocks come from? can't be stella fragments because that would mean they travelled at the speed of light, which can't happen. and if it did you wouldn't see them coming.
Elsa froze the epicness sorry! Shelter is experiencing technical difficulties please stand by.
Most of Great Britain destroyed- I'm off to New York to see my folks!
18:41 northern Antarctica don't you mean all of it except the center of it
The light of the blast will reach you at light speed. The shockwave and any debris wouldn't travel nearly as fast.
If the star is 150 light years away, it'll take 150 years to reach Earth.
Excellent work, as always. :)
New England scenario? Yay... I'm dead :)
I know you are not taking request right now, but when you have a chance, could you do one on the Boston Marathon Bombing?
No rush and I Love your work!
It's Been Awhile Since You Made A Video! When Is The Next One Coming Out?
Hi Anthony, not sure. I am coming back until the summer, and then i am going away again. Not sure when the next one is coming out, still thinking of a few things.
Have You Been Busy Lately?
For those who don’t know this is technically possible it’s known as a GammaRay burst although very rare if it were to happen extinction of all life on earth would be very possible
How do you make the EAS warnings and the voices?
Watch my Sound Tutorial Video.
+shelter345 do raining bullets and grenades
+Jack Miller yes!
Would "Northern Antarctica" be more like Coastal Antarctica given that if you walk in any direction from the South Pole you're actually travelling North?
this shook me to the core
I have been watching these EAS scenarios for like an hour. I'm freaked out
Might as well give up trying to sleep tonight...
gama ray burst aka supernova radiation moves at the speed of light. The distance that this amount of speed covers is measured in light years. The definition of a light year is the distance that light covers in 1 year. If a GRB was formed from even just 150 lightyears it's still gonna take a good while before it hits because if it's 150 lightyears away and it's moving at the speed of light than it would take roughly 153 years before it hits . That would be plenty of time to prepare for something like this. Not only that but most gamma ray burst happen billion of light years away from us where there not a threat.
This could possibly happen,however there is also a possibility of something much worse hitting the planet .the most dangerous thing .a pulsar beam or you could call it a deathstar .
Damn, I would have died cause of the radiation, I live in Australia btw
if everyone and their pets had Evacuate planet earth then people would be on a large space cruiser like the axiom.
(Columbus, Ohio, USA)
Me: Well I guess all is lost; at least I packed clothes, a sleeping bag, and cold drinks before it got any worse. I guess I'll just use my interdimensional portal and live in another dimension.
(Basement)
Me: Portal activate.
Portal interface: Welcome to the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System.
Me: List all dimensions not affected by gamma radiation.
Portal interface: Dimensions not affected by gamma radiation are as follows: One Piece, Naruto, Pokémon, Sonic X. All listed dimensions are of the anime type.
Me: Pokémon.
Portal interface: Anything else?
Me: Special functions.
Portal interface: State special functions.
Me Destroy portal immediately after dimensional jump is complete.
Portal interface: Is that all?
Me: Yes.
(Portal shows Ash Ketchum's Alola region house)
Portal interface: Thanks for using the Orsini Interdimensional Portal System.
(Digimon Tamers universe; Rika Nonaka's house)
Me: I said POKÉMON, not DIGIMON; portal must've glitched-out.
(Rika comes in; Takato is with her)
Rika: What're you doing here?
Me: Sorry, Rika; didn't mean to intrude or anything. I need a nap.
Rika: NOT IN MY ROOM; RENAMON'S MEDITATING IN THERE!!!
(Renamon does a flurry of attacks)
Renamon: HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE BY COMING INTO RIKA'S ROOM DURING MY MEDITATION PERIOD; LEARN TO KNOCK BEFORE COMING IN HERE!!!
Me: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!
Takato: Should we make her calm down?
Rika: No; I'll just let him panic while she's attacking the guy.
Me: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY NAME IS JOE!!!
(Joe runs out of Rika's house, with Renamon chasing after him)
Renamon: GET BACK HERE; I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!!
Takato: Is this a bad time to say that he left something behind?
Rika: Let's look and see what's in the cooler, so no.
Love your stuff but I would never see an eas for a snowstorm 🤷🏻♂️😂
Wooh! Shelter's back! (for a while) Are we going to see any more of The Watch?