Hey everyone! Here's a playlist of all the sci-fi animations so far - th-cam.com/play/PLKtIcOP0WvJAq0Aw81jl3j_LdZDnlEoRY.html The original Galactic Emperor was the first animation I did in this style, one of my favorite things to do is go back and tie things together. Hope you enjoy! As always thanks for watching
unironically some good leadership, emperor sees rebels and tries to figure out why they're doing what they're doing instead of blasting them out of the solar system
@@OblitusTerra Yes and no. Most of the time, rebels fizzle out when they get older and lazier, not when their problem is resolved. They also tend to exaggerrate and get hysterical to the point where it's about their contentness and not the original problem, i.e. they want things to change in a way they envisioned, not change in general, which typically causes new problems down the line.
@@BananaDynastyX Regardless of whether you meant vilification before or after the creation of the movement, your non-argument is moot, since my point wasn't to color rebels good or bad -- only to point out hypocrisy and vengefulness inherent in humans regardless of their side in power struggles.
Typing everything up verbatim, finds the right law in seconds, deletes it without question, and then calls up the rebels without a moment of delay. Absolute work horse.
Dude, was gonna say exactly that, but I saw your comment, man. I swear, see a video 30mins after release and all the comments are already made, no need to come out in the comment section...
I love how the “hold” guy became a commander or something yet still no one has caught on to him being unable to say anything except hold and it’s just never addressed.
"We need some rebels around here if we've got stupid laws like that" - never before has a galactic emperor been so self-aware. Such an incredible line.
I like the implication that this is the first politician to ever have this attitude. Meaning humanity figures out intergalactic travel before we ever elect a third-party candidate.
It's funny bc this is basically how we'd all see ourselves as a galactic emperor. Just chillin and letting people do whatever. But it's presented in a setting where everybody else is astounded with your behavior lol
@@marcusklaas4088 That's the great thing about English, the words just kinda flow together and make sense even if the structure and words don't make any sense in the order they were just used in
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 The Empire isn't tolerant, this guy just became Emperor very recently and hasn't seen the depth of the atrocities yet to strike them all down.
"Yeah we need some rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that... are you kidding me?" This is non-ironically one of my favorite quotes of all time now.
That green guy needs a redemption arc, I mean, he's probably like that for serving the old galactic emperor, thinking he was doing good because he was basically brainwashed, and now sees his world upside down with the new galactic emperor. Kinda feel bad about him
Green Guy is obviously in the right. Here he is trying to maintain important and valued ancient traditions and preserve the status quo that has enabled the Empire to thrive, while this new emperor is negotiating with rebel scums. How disappointing. A coup seems to be in order.
@@Arrakiz666 That would make sense but it would be so much funnier if he was democratically elected without him even knowing, and then he just had to roll with it.
I prolly wouldn't have been so damn depressed lol I know people are prolly just talking about the original films, but the last few were amazing to me. I got so obsessed with them. **MAJOR SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THEM** . . . . . . . . . . . . At the very end when she's wearing his sweater after he LITERALLY sacrificed his LIFE for her and she doesn't say a damn word about him lol I was so pissed!
Can't wait for the sequel where the green guy tries to get the Bounty Hunter to assassinate the Emperor, but the Bounty Hunter just isn't feeling up to it.
"I was sent to kill you" G-man:"Yeah , nah thats straight up not alright ,dude... " "... Yeah im outta here" G-man:" You want a slice of this space Pizza before you go?"
2:46-3:01 is my favorite part. Galactic Emperor is so stoned out of his mind that the literal brightest character in the room vanished to him for 5 whole minutes. That is incredible.
@@joaquinaugusto625 racism ok no actually, this is a joke, just in case people are feeling like having a whole argument about this today cause ppl really want to argue for no reason sometimes lol
"We need rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that." - Joel Haver, Emperor of all the known Galaxy. "If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." - Thomas jefferson
"Lex iniusta non est lex", or an unjust law is no law at all, which is either by Augustine of Hippo or by Thomas Aquinas, sources can't seem to agree on which. There's a lot of quotes about willfully disobeying unjust laws. And all of them are needed. Because laws do not equal morality inherently.
@@sevenroses8488 If this is about the US, not everyone is currently eligible for receiving the vaccine. Not every law is unjust by virtue of being a law.
@@jhivarr4202 But it is unjust to bust into peoples lives and control their location because COVID. People can decide what risks they want to take, don't just assume every action by the gov't is committing to justice because you'll be sorely disappointed.
He says he’s tired of thinking but sounds like one of the most logical leaders I’ve ever seen. My dude literally is on a Nickname basis with the Rebels lol
Even if that happened, perhaps Joel wouldn't want to take the deal. Some people just want to avoid corporations and handing over their creative control as best they can. Some creators like to remain independent, and I feel that Haver would be one of those people.
@@BF_Brix He explicitly said he wouldn't take the deal. His comment on it was pretty funny. Basically "people are watching my videos and enjoying the free content on youtube and asking why won't it get locked away on a cable network behind paywall?".
And hence the wise emperor became a paragon for future emperor/empress, where they seek an open communication as a way to resolve their issues, from then on, the word "rebellion" has taken a new meaning, as there will be no more blodshed, just words
yo, the universe is actually infinite, right? so theoretically there's no possible way that an alien species isn't out there lactating like earth mammals.
@@Jay-um6eq if you think the universe is actually infinite, than some alien species will have milk tasting exactly like human's And another where it tastes like peptobysmol. Whatever your imagination desires
@@YorkJonhson Hey, if he is the Emperor of Mankind that quote would totally work. "Dude I've been asleep for 10,000 years, what has my galactic empire dedicated to science and rationality become..."
@@YorkJonhson in my made up lore, prob inherited it after late father and older brother passed and was never groomed for the throne since his older brother.
@@ErikWarhammer rebels want a line to the emperor so they can negotiate their demands, it's almost always worth trying to negotiate, it's a lot cheaper to win a war if you can reach an amenable peace agreement.
@@gabrielegenota1480 A "cell" can be a group of people, in this case, rebels. But its also used as a shorthand for "cellphone". He's calling the Rebel Cells' cell
It's nice to see a Galactic Emperor who is so dedicated to his work and people that's he's willing to personally attend these small judicial hearings himself.
I think they all just showed up in his room while he was baked, and green guy was hoping to easily sway his decision in his favor. Of course, it backfired.
I watch this video almost every day. There's something about the vibe of the ship and the cast that really pull this one together. Fantastic work Joel!
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That doesn’t make sense, this is the third of this series, not the second. The first one is called “galactic emperor” and features the green guy and the emperor for the first time, this is their second appearance. Gotta brush up on your Joel Haver Cinematic Universe knowledge bro.
An empire in decline. Watch Babylon USA, it's here on TH-cam for free. Alternatively I have one video with the Truth in it, from. A trustworthy pastor. Get saved today, don't waste time!
Nothing is ever scripted! All the dialogue is made up as we shoot, sometimes we have a rough idea of the plot points going in and sometimes we don’t even have that. Haven’t written scripts for my videos in years and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Rebel Grade is okay but they have to produce it on backwater planets/moons where conditions are less than ideal, because the Empire controls the supply to make bank. G-Man's got a line straight into the secret facility where they do research on new strains, medicinal-grade stuff.
Even better, it's a three-minute video and the Emperor was talking to the green guy just over a minute before he says this. He was really bugging out, losing all sense of time.
Man, I would love to see Joel do a whole movie of this. Such a brilliant premise! Just somehow interlocking the stories of all the space-themed skits would be hilarious.
@Voya I have a 1 step plan that will definitely help you with this: 1. Stop talking about it. Not only you are provoking yourself to describe your own feelings about it (which only reinforces them), but you are also provoking other people to respond to you, where those reponses also remind and reinforce you of it. This memory will fade if you let it. By focusing on it, you are not letting it fade, but instead are reinforcing it. Take the opposite strategy.
@@falconpunch6360 the word “man” was referring to the person he was talking to. Think of it something like, “hey whats good? Its me your neighbor man” 😂
Yes smoking weed grants you insight, self-awareness and 500 IQ Everyone should definitely smoke weed We'd solve the biggest pest problem on Earth in one generation too then, easy
1900's: "In the future, we'll have cars that can fly!" Joel's animated future: "Yeah, rebels? It's G man. The Galatic Emperor. That law against holding hands. I got rid of it."
That would unironically make for a great book. Just normal guy on the throne trying to fix a hilariously fucked up evil empire without losing his mind. Probably high all the time.
@@katamariroller2837 I think there are a few fantasy novels about some random dude from another world becoming a king and just trying to fix things his way.
@@slipper1889 those are Called "Isekai", basically a Dude Gets Transported to a Fantasy World to "Fix" shit, it's either Cartoonishly Silly, and Hilarious, like Konosuba. Or it's Depressingly Dark, like Overlord.
I need more of this whole space story, we all need more of this whole space story. In fact, I would literally give you literal money for more of this whole space story.
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Hey everyone!
Here's a playlist of all the sci-fi animations so far - th-cam.com/play/PLKtIcOP0WvJAq0Aw81jl3j_LdZDnlEoRY.html
The original Galactic Emperor was the first animation I did in this style, one of my favorite things to do is go back and tie things together.
Hope you enjoy! As always thanks for watching
man joel I just want to thank you for your animation tutorial because I've been having a blast making them!
I want a full length feature film
Thank you they're all beautiful
I really hope you do more of the emperor, such a funny concept.
HOLD
The Emperor is stoned out of his mind, but he has a heart of gold.
i would be if i was the emperor of the entire galaxy.
This is actually just the emperors stoner nephew filling in for him on the weekend. He will back Monday of course lol.
“What kind of empire is this man”
*takes hit*
A heart of hold.
I'd read that light novel.
star wars has been real quiet since joel dropped this
Oh, hi Dani, How might you be?
Facts
Here before 100 likes
Dani is it just me or is that hand being LINDA THICC
Oh dani forgot u existed lol
I see the emperor is not that corrupt either
Not even slightly corrupt.
10/10 reference bro.
Acceptable levels of corrupt, if you will
Prophetic post
I know right?
Someone should make that guy king someday.
"I'm kinda tired of thinking."
Finally a fictional character that represents my kind
Eventually Kars stopped thinking
"Somehow emperor Palpatine got tired of thinking"
Kind like the whole of Hollywood writers.
“we need rebels around here, if we got stupid laws like that” -Galactic Emperor
unironically some good leadership, emperor sees rebels and tries to figure out why they're doing what they're doing instead of blasting them out of the solar system
@@aiden-sy3ex That is the most logical thinking. Rebels are the result of the problem, not the couse
@@OblitusTerra Yes and no. Most of the time, rebels fizzle out when they get older and lazier, not when their problem is resolved. They also tend to exaggerrate and get hysterical to the point where it's about their contentness and not the original problem, i.e. they want things to change in a way they envisioned, not change in general, which typically causes new problems down the line.
@@i_am_ergo You have examples of this that weren't the result of vilification?
@@BananaDynastyX Regardless of whether you meant vilification before or after the creation of the movement, your non-argument is moot, since my point wasn't to color rebels good or bad -- only to point out hypocrisy and vengefulness inherent in humans regardless of their side in power struggles.
Guess he's not that corrupt
Well, he is the new emperor.
He's never been corrupt, just, "tired of thinking"
@@SnewpTD That's definitely a vibe
no, not very corrupt. no.
He wasn't even that corrupt! WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GAI- *gunshots*
Can I just say that blue alien guy is fucking on point at his job?
Typing everything up verbatim, finds the right law in seconds, deletes it without question, and then calls up the rebels without a moment of delay. Absolute work horse.
He should get a raise
Seemed like he was sending a bunch of information to the rebels while they were on the line though. xD
Better than even Jamie
He's G-Man
The absolute chillest Emperor in galactic history
"I like it like that" cardi b-3po
To be fair being a godlike entity compared to presidents of some countries in a random planet, you'd probably not need to get pissed all that much.
Would you like to join?
Dude, was gonna say exactly that, but I saw your comment, man. I swear, see a video 30mins after release and all the comments are already made, no need to come out in the comment section...
Jean-Sebastien Matte "posted 12 seconds ago"
I love how the “hold” guy became a commander or something yet still no one has caught on to him being unable to say anything except hold and it’s just never addressed.
I'm just waiting for the thrilling conclusion of when he decides to open
Hes doesn't just say hold though. Only in this episode does he only say hold.
In the first episode, he did so "no" once, so he's definitely hiding some kind of potential...
Predicting Joel will address this in his next skit due to your comment...
He said no once.
"Yeah, we need some rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that."
based
"wow I'm glad the empire is around if we're doing dumb shit like this" - rebels probably in next video
How true.
Now, that’s the kind of Emperor the galaxy needs!
That was lowkey quite a profound line.
I'm so here for the JCU. Joel Cinematic Universe.
Couldn't agree more
His alien voice reminds me of zombies from cod
What’s up checkmark?
@@turg9958 call them by their name you bloke
It’s Javed Sterritt
@@turg9958 omg
"We need some rebels around here if we've got stupid laws like that" - never before has a galactic emperor been so self-aware. Such an incredible line.
Love it lol. Idk why but I’ve watched this so many times.
I like the implication that this is the first politician to ever have this attitude. Meaning humanity figures out intergalactic travel before we ever elect a third-party candidate.
@@ExtremeSquared first past the post precludes a, "hellnah" to a third party candidate
Russia.
It's funny bc this is basically how we'd all see ourselves as a galactic emperor. Just chillin and letting people do whatever. But it's presented in a setting where everybody else is astounded with your behavior lol
The green alien saying holding hands is illegal, when the galactic emperor himself is holding his hands together.
hmm curious. checkmate empire
Deeeeep
There's an even older law that says the law doesn't apply to the Galactic Emperor
Imma leave my comment here because I feel that someone’s gonna miss something
"Dude, I’m buggin'. That’s wild. Get out of here."
I don't know what the words mean, but I understand what he said anyway. How does that work.
@@marcusklaas4088 buggin kinda means you're freaking out or thought you saw something when you didn't
That killed me lol
@@marcusklaas4088
That's the great thing about English, the words just kinda flow together and make sense even if the structure and words don't make any sense in the order they were just used in
I LITERALLY just come to the comments to find this 🤣
We need a prequel showing how this guy ascended to the throne. I NEED this story.
I would DIE for that!!!
He just kinda showed up when the empire was in need of an emperor
Probably just smoked a blunt with the old emperor and said “can I be emperor for a year?” And the old emperor was like “sure”💀
Oh that exists my fren
@@Jacksonmization Nah, the old emperor died
"We need some rebels around if we've got stupid laws like that."
I'm going to quote Joel for the rest of my life.
"Adventure awaits, HUZZZAAHH!"
My question is why is why these rebels exist if the Empire is this tolerant
hmmmm 🧐
Honestly applies to much to the real world then I would like it too
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 The Empire isn't tolerant, this guy just became Emperor very recently and hasn't seen the depth of the atrocities yet to strike them all down.
@@benreed638 Probably not.
"Hello rebels wassup this is g-man"
"who?"
"Galactic emperor..."
Ye ye ye
G-man and the bountyhunter, the ultimate buddy cop movie
I like this new emperor, he doesn’t seem that corrupt.
Doesn’t matter to Marshal
@Voya I JUST FUCKEN CANT!!
Just an average level of corruption, you know. Has mixers every Galactic Tuesday, pretty genial fellow.
@@arycogito homie are you okay
I was like #666
"Yeah we need some rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that... are you kidding me?"
This is non-ironically one of my favorite quotes of all time now.
400 likes, 2 years and zero replies? Allow me
The cut to reveal the green guy isn’t even facing the leader and is just crouching like a goblin at his feet is so good
Lmao
Underrated.
was that even intentional? lol
This combined with the fact that his chair is off center which means thats actually just that dudes designated spot makes it even better lol
Ah the ol' Patches Squat
"dude I'm bugging, that's wild. Ge-get out of here."
This emperor is so stoned it's great.
lmao
Stoned yet wise. Emperor Stonewise.
The galactic emperor is always stoned. How do you think they came up with all those stupid laws in the first place?
Funny how the stoned Emperor make sensible choice while the other normal Emperor are making a bunch of nonsense
Praise be the Hemperor.
Imagine if your judge ended your sentencing with "Dude, I'm bugging"
"Dude im bugging, you ain't guilty lmao my bad bro"
@@ZaveAres lawyer "but judge!"
*Gavel bangs*
The whole skit was really funny to me, but this bit made me laugh out loud for sure, loved it
Ahhhh siiike, u thought lmao 😎👉👉
Thas wiald . .. . ...
That green guy needs a redemption arc, I mean, he's probably like that for serving the old galactic emperor, thinking he was doing good because he was basically brainwashed, and now sees his world upside down with the new galactic emperor. Kinda feel bad about him
Green Guy is obviously in the right. Here he is trying to maintain important and valued ancient traditions and preserve the status quo that has enabled the Empire to thrive, while this new emperor is negotiating with rebel scums. How disappointing. A coup seems to be in order.
this comment aged well.
@Maxx Marino he only outlawed a stupid law though, he didnt say anyone can do whatever they want
@@holypaladin4657he is a reformer turning a closed militaristic superstate into a progressive liberal autocracy
He is based
“What kind of empire is this man?”
-The Emperor
I really want the backstory on how he became the Emperor in the first place.
@@bzqp2 I'd wager by birth, that would explain a lot.
@@Arrakiz666 That would make sense but it would be so much funnier if he was democratically elected without him even knowing, and then he just had to roll with it.
@@bzqp2 I like to believe that he just applied for the job having seen an ad in the newspaper. That or it's an unpaid internship
@@nintySW Definitely funnier, you're right.
“Err can we just leave?” “Hold!” “Err very well!”
DIAMOND HANDS!
Begin Holding
You know Joel is holding lmao
I also watched the video!
Dang imagine how short and to the point star wars would be if Joel Directed it
Hi I'm your dad Darth Vader oh wanna be good again oh ah yeah
In come the verified people lol "Too the point" Ha.
@@Retrogaming450 NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Pretty sure it would end up as a comedy though, which could be really interesting.
I prolly wouldn't have been so damn depressed lol I know people are prolly just talking about the original films, but the last few were amazing to me. I got so obsessed with them.
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At the very end when she's wearing his sweater after he LITERALLY sacrificed his LIFE for her and she doesn't say a damn word about him lol I was so pissed!
Can't wait for the sequel where the green guy tries to get the Bounty Hunter to assassinate the Emperor, but the Bounty Hunter just isn't feeling up to it.
"I was sent to kill you"
G-man:"Yeah , nah thats straight up not alright ,dude... "
"... Yeah im outta here"
G-man:" You want a slice of this space Pizza before you go?"
The galactic emperor sounds like he just woke up and he’s waiting for his galactic coffee to arrive.
Nah he sounds high as fuck ahaha
@@elvisdepresley7647 I thought you died on the Bibb Elvis!?
@Pug Life wait what you mean by Lone Ranger?
The galactic emperor just galactic woke up and it galactic waiting for his galactic coffee to galactic arrive
@@Cree8Ball and it’s from the darth mall
Ok, he's definitely the high emperor. Like, baked.
That's what I thought, man sounds baked out of his mind.
Lsd and pot
Shrooms sometimes
The spice must flow
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OMG I LUV YOUR VIDOES U TAUGHT ME SO MUCH
Hold $GME
2:46-3:01 is my favorite part. Galactic Emperor is so stoned out of his mind that the literal brightest character in the room vanished to him for 5 whole minutes. That is incredible.
I doubt that green guy has even held a hand before
Love ur vids
that's the deep lore
Well now I feel bad for him. Despite it all.
Grant us lore!
He's clearly a hollow
in this universe what determines if you wear a shirt or not
the colour of your skin apparently
@@joaquinaugusto625 racism
ok no actually, this is a joke, just in case people are feeling like having a whole argument about this today cause ppl really want to argue for no reason sometimes lol
@@clartblart3266 tell that to the emperor. Dude is out there forcing aliens with different color skin to go bare chested.
greenb orn ot
eeuugh... h.. gffrk AHHHH
Class
Who let the green dude in again.
The entire nation of Botswana.
What do you mean, he's been there the entire time?
@@Leopardts bruh, im trippin. I thought he left 5 minutes ago?
Hello
You forgot the question mark.
I love how the emperor sounds like he’s high af, but is the most sensible one in the room.
Tbh you get more sensible while stoned.
I love that most Joel's menacing faces is just him lightly clenching his teeth😂😂
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"We need rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that." - Joel Haver, Emperor of all the known Galaxy.
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." - Thomas jefferson
"Lex iniusta non est lex", or an unjust law is no law at all, which is either by Augustine of Hippo or by Thomas Aquinas, sources can't seem to agree on which.
There's a lot of quotes about willfully disobeying unjust laws. And all of them are needed. Because laws do not equal morality inherently.
I don't think that's Joel playing the Emperor
@@charlesundying5315 Yeah but he probably wrote it.
@@sevenroses8488 If this is about the US, not everyone is currently eligible for receiving the vaccine. Not every law is unjust by virtue of being a law.
@@jhivarr4202 But it is unjust to bust into peoples lives and control their location because COVID. People can decide what risks they want to take, don't just assume every action by the gov't is committing to justice because you'll be sorely disappointed.
“Hold?”
“Yeah now you guys can hold..”
The most wholesome thing I’ve heard
@Goodfeatherz I like what you did there.
America in the early 21st century.
@@WYCD You rite. You rite.
Hold?
Hold 😏
@@DoffDoffinson Hold.
When the Emperor's dies and his stoner son who spends most his time on the galactic internet takes the throne.
He says he’s tired of thinking but sounds like one of the most logical leaders I’ve ever seen. My dude literally is on a Nickname basis with the Rebels lol
He had a long day and some good weed ,)
Well look at all the issues he's inherited. Executions, handholding bans, rebel fleet. Busy man.
@@aleashacasarez855 I wouldn't be surprised if he was raised far away from the previous emperor and they specifically found him because of his lineage
@@m16fermy Ah the Martin Septim method of succession
@m16fermy literally was thinking this.
Dude ADULT SWIM straight sleeping on a deal with Joel
For real!! 🤣🤣🤣
Even if that happened, perhaps Joel wouldn't want to take the deal. Some people just want to avoid corporations and handing over their creative control as best they can. Some creators like to remain independent, and I feel that Haver would be one of those people.
Nah not worth it unless they gave him full control if they signed any kind of contract with him.
I'm literally watching this and wondering how Tim and Eric have a show but Joel doesn't.
@@BF_Brix He explicitly said he wouldn't take the deal. His comment on it was pretty funny. Basically "people are watching my videos and enjoying the free content on youtube and asking why won't it get locked away on a cable network behind paywall?".
Dude. Seriously. Dude.
hold?
@@909crime hold.
Oh hey it's famous minecraft speedrun analyst Karl Jobst
What an absolute legend
Have you gotten to a billion subscribers yet?
I love the concept of just some dude becoming galactic emperor and just turning things around for everyone because he has common sense.
Hulk's skinnier brother: Hilk
hilf
Holk*
As in HOLD HULK.
Who would win, Hill vs the incredible BULK
Sulk.
Hank
*hits blunt
"Yoo, what if we do politics, but our laws actually make sense."
Here lemme get ISIS on the line for ya
Lmao
ISIS: *shisha cough* Wait, 2 guys held hands? Um... Yeah no, you were meant to give them the death sentence. Like, on the spot actually. Publicly.
@@billjones642 "And before I forget, we should also upload that shit on TH-cam for clout"
I wish we did that in the real world, too.
I like this emperor. Rebels could just talk to him and a quick rebellion is over with some compromises .
Think of the repercussions. Millions of rebels will be out of jobs, wondering if they really did want to go back to their farm life or something.
And hence the wise emperor became a paragon for future emperor/empress, where they seek an open communication as a way to resolve their issues, from then on, the word "rebellion" has taken a new meaning, as there will be no more blodshed, just words
This is becoming a great series
He’s not even that corrupt!
He wouldn’t be an emperor anymore. It’s funny because in reality you wouldn’t be in this position without being an awful human being.
"Punish them? Like...what are you gonna do like...because they...like...dude."
This resonates with me on so many levels.
Does it actually resonate, or just like resonate? And do you like, like it resonating or like, not like it, like.
"I'm buggin'. That's wild."
Good to know that even deep space alien lifeforms still have nipples.
yo, the universe is actually infinite, right? so theoretically there's no possible way that an alien species isn't out there lactating like earth mammals.
wonder what alien milk taste like
@@Jay-um6eq if you think the universe is actually infinite, than some alien species will have milk tasting exactly like human's
And another where it tastes like peptobysmol. Whatever your imagination desires
Dukas Figuliras mmmmmmm
@CucumberRick yes
"this empire is sooo stupid..."
-the emperor
I wanna know how this guy became emperor. He's way too chill to be a product of this regime.
@@YorkJonhson Hey, if he is the Emperor of Mankind that quote would totally work. "Dude I've been asleep for 10,000 years, what has my galactic empire dedicated to science and rationality become..."
Sounds like a line from "if the emperor had a text to speech device"
@@YorkJonhson in my made up lore, prob inherited it after late father and older brother passed and was never groomed for the throne since his older brother.
Lol
How did he get a direct line to the rebels in like 2 seconds? He must secretly be really good at his job and just kinda lazy.
He had their number.
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 But why? Why did he have their number?
It was in a public directory, along with their address.
@@ErikWarhammer They're not very competent rebels, but the Galactic Empire is only slightly more than they are.
@@ErikWarhammer rebels want a line to the emperor so they can negotiate their demands, it's almost always worth trying to negotiate, it's a lot cheaper to win a war if you can reach an amenable peace agreement.
Mate, this is nothing short of pure art. The last few days I've been busting up at work just thinking of "Hold?" "Yes.. You guys can hold" "Holllddd".
I cannot overstate the joy I derived from him calling “The Rebel Cell”
i dont get it-
@@gabrielegenota1480 A "cell" can be a group of people, in this case, rebels. But its also used as a shorthand for "cellphone". He's calling the Rebel Cells' cell
@@Relgar47 oh my god
@@Relgar47 oh, - oh
With a rebel cell, she cried "more, more, more"
It's nice to see a Galactic Emperor who is so dedicated to his work and people that's he's willing to personally attend these small judicial hearings himself.
He's a really good emperor
I think they all just showed up in his room while he was baked, and green guy was hoping to easily sway his decision in his favor. Of course, it backfired.
Well it's possible those two were high-ranking officers in the, uh, space navy or whatever it is.
It’s not small. They where on trial for holding.
Before it was legalized holding was one of the most serious crimes
I don’t think you understand the importance of their situation. They were *holding. HANDS*
Hold.
Sup rythian
Hold
But sir thats against galactic law!
Hoewauld.
Hold
I watch this video almost every day. There's something about the vibe of the ship and the cast that really pull this one together. Fantastic work Joel!
It has an amazing feel of them fully accepting his stoned superiority
Me too. I find it very relaxing and uplifting.
The Galactic Trial is your Empire Strikes Back. Can’t wait for Return Of The Jedi.
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@@AxxLAfriku stfu
That doesn’t make sense, this is the third of this series, not the second.
The first one is called “galactic emperor” and features the green guy and the emperor for the first time, this is their second appearance.
Gotta brush up on your Joel Haver Cinematic Universe knowledge bro.
Nice seeing you here i enjoy youre videos
Is it the reverse of the previous episode?
"Hold."
"Hold."
“Hold.”
“Hold.”
hold me Daddy~~
Ignore my second self ._.
Holy shit I just realized that captain is a fucking genius he held fire on the rebels and held hands to be brought to trial, his holding stopped a war
He definitely acts like it's all still part of his plan. "Hold..."
💎 Diamond 💎 ✋ hands ✋
@@draw4yourlife3 that's still going on?
eh, I think the very existence of "rebels" implies that a war has already been occurring
@@spiritualopportunism4585 very much so, watch gme price this next week
I found it so sweet that they held hands immediately after the emperor abolished the ban.
"Dude I'm buggin.... That's wild"
This guy sounds 300% stoned and I love it so much
“What kind empire is this, man?”
Me to myself as I read the news each morning
An empire in decline.
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@@MaximilianonMars i can't tell if this is a normal comment or if its an advertisement.
I'm guessing you either live in the u.k or usa lel
@@Elias_Harrison Bro, he's bumping a Paul Wittenberger movie, it's either an advertisement or a meme, but it's definitely not a normal comment.
@@romulus2473 yea, I was like, this sounds like an ironic comment, ironic advertisement or something lmao
"Yo what? What kind of empire is this man?"
Ah, spoken like a new not even that corrupt galactic emperor.
Id love to see a movie of this emperor just straightening out the empire whilst trashing on seníor green boi
"We need some rebels around here if we've got some stupid laws like that" is an incredible line. How much of these videos are scripted vs improvised?
I think the majority of his videos are improvised😂 Which makes them all even more incredible
Nothing is ever scripted! All the dialogue is made up as we shoot, sometimes we have a rough idea of the plot points going in and sometimes we don’t even have that. Haven’t written scripts for my videos in years and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
@@Joel-Haver that makes it even better
@@Joel-Haver That's incredible, man. You guys are too talented.
Almost all the Emperor's lines were gold, was cracking up at the end 'go on.. get outta here.. ' but yea that one was awesome.
"Calling the rebel Cell"
I lost it, this is GENIUS
"Yeah, ok. Uhh... got their number right here."
holy shit i just got that
I don't get it rip
I don't get it :(
@@Zanaki113 cell like cell phone
Also cell as in a group of rebels
Its a play on words
"sir, what the fuck?"
joel, you're a genius
Where in the video is this line? I cant seem to find it.
@@notMakMak is from the previous video
"I thought you left" ... this emperor helps himself chilling out with some rebel grade stuff from time to time as it seems.
Rebel Grade is okay but they have to produce it on backwater planets/moons where conditions are less than ideal, because the Empire controls the supply to make bank.
G-Man's got a line straight into the secret facility where they do research on new strains, medicinal-grade stuff.
The green guy is labelled as "this guy" in the court recorder, lol.
That's amazing. Good catch
That's his name.
@@panikew its on the stenographer's screen.
Good catch lmao
I love how the stenographer alien also notes the green dude as “this guy”
LMFAO
Where?
@@SP-qi8ur 0:30, on the screen.
Hold
lol greeb guy looked offended at the switch to third person addressal
“I thought you left like 5 minutes ago”
“No, I was always here”
“Dude I’m buggin”
Even better, it's a three-minute video and the Emperor was talking to the green guy just over a minute before he says this. He was really bugging out, losing all sense of time.
I wouldn't mind living under the rule of a Galactic Dictator if it was someone like this.
I'm sure we already got some stoner kings
@@ghfudrs93uuu I have heard that George Washington smoked weed.
*”I’m kinda tired of thinking”.*
That guy’s definitely high af
Yeah, no forsure
This guy is genuinely the most God damn reasonable ruler to ever exist
He wasn't even that corrupt
Especially for a sci-fi space show
He's like The Dude meets a college philosophy major.
“C-can we leave?”
“Hold.”
“Y-yeah.. hold. Alright.”
Buddy guy is just trying to do a job
Man, I would love to see Joel do a whole movie of this. Such a brilliant premise! Just somehow interlocking the stories of all the space-themed skits would be hilarious.
"ho-hold?"
"yeah, now you guys can hold"
"hold:)"
Hold :)
@@CaptainRedbeard89 Hold. Right.
That's my favourite scene :')
HODL
"Do we just leave?"
"H o l d ."
hodor
That opening “SI-YAH” fucking kills every time. Then when you see his crouched position...Fucking dead lol
Yea, this guy makes these videos .
@@Postghost i mean he literally makes these videos. That's Joel.
I'm surprised the rebels actually picked up and didn't put the emperor on *hold*
@Voya
You repeating that under multiple comments doesn't seem like a good strategy of having your wish be granted!
@Voya
I have a 1 step plan that will definitely help you with this:
1. Stop talking about it. Not only you are provoking yourself to describe your own feelings about it (which only reinforces them), but you are also provoking other people to respond to you, where those reponses also remind and reinforce you of it.
This memory will fade if you let it. By focusing on it, you are not letting it fade, but instead are reinforcing it.
Take the opposite strategy.
I mean, its not every day the leader of the Empire they're tryna dismantle is willing to call even.
H- _hold?_
@@sauercrowder h o l d
Dude's just straight chillin in his throne
"Hello, Rebels? Yo what's up this is G-man"
the right hand in the wrong place can make all the difference in the galaxy
The right hand in the left hand is a hold
"aCtuAlLY" He said and meant "GE" which stands for Galactic Emperor.
@@alechoes he definitely said g-man lol
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IVE BEEN SCROLLING FOREVER. So far youre the first comment ive seen that gets the funny half life.
@@falconpunch6360 the word “man” was referring to the person he was talking to. Think of it something like, “hey whats good? Its me your neighbor man”
😂
Joel never stop, you bring a ray of sun in the void i'm living in.
I'll never stop, even once you pull yourself out of that void!
@@Joel-Haver You're the real MVP!
I love all of you
You live in a black hole? Sick bro!
@@Joel-Haver Hold
"you get rebels when you have stupid laws like that" Only someone stoned out their mind would be that insightful.
He has the wisdom of 300 men
I refuse to believe that this isn't made without weed.
@@darkslayer1161 just look at the emperors eye's, they're red unlike everyone else's 😂 he sounds baked too
Yes smoking weed grants you insight, self-awareness and 500 IQ
Everyone should definitely smoke weed
We'd solve the biggest pest problem on Earth in one generation too then, easy
@@SebHaarfagre it makes everyone chill out is what it does.
"Can we, like, get a hold of the Rebels?"
"Yeah, I got they're number right here."
I don't know why, but this part absolutely ended me.
The delivery on all of these lines are great.
"I'm kinda tired of thinking."
"Yeah, no, for sure."
So gently brilliant.
1900's: "In the future, we'll have cars that can fly!"
Joel's animated future: "Yeah, rebels? It's G man. The Galatic Emperor. That law against holding hands. I got rid of it."
Glad to see G man got work after HL2
What kills me is that there's apparently a dire shirt shortage in the Galactic Empire.
This Evil Overlord looking at his own empire's rules: Man no wonder wes got rebels
That would unironically make for a great book. Just normal guy on the throne trying to fix a hilariously fucked up evil empire without losing his mind. Probably high all the time.
@@katamariroller2837 Agreed, sounds like fantastic storytelling potential!
@@katamariroller2837 I think there are a few fantasy novels about some random dude from another world becoming a king and just trying to fix things his way.
@@slipper1889 those are Called "Isekai", basically a Dude Gets Transported to a Fantasy World to "Fix" shit, it's either Cartoonishly Silly, and Hilarious, like Konosuba. Or it's Depressingly Dark, like Overlord.
@@FizzyPopVevo i think a more fitting "dark" one would be Re:Zero. Overlord seems kind of cartoony to me just because it's isekai'd to a video game
I need more of this whole space story, we all need more of this whole space story. In fact, I would literally give you literal money for more of this whole space story.
"Ya, no, fer sure."
Glad to see the galaxy is employing Canadians at the highest level.
the Australian version is: "yeah nah, for sure"
@@91Vault And a diet of meat pies, sausage sangas, vegemite on toast and beer
@@91Vault the New Zealand version: "yeah hard bro, chur."
They're actually from Space Canada
@@impervas5801 sorry guys, we say the same thing in Minnesota lol
“Dude I’m buggin. That’s wild.” - The Galactic Emperor
Aight, get outta here
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The galactic emperor seems like a super chill dude that would just on a whim buy everyone pizza and wings
"I'm kind of tired of thinking" Story of my life.
This Emperor is just a dude high as fuck on Dmt traveling through galaxies.
That was my first thought. That is how he became the Emperor on the wildest trip of his life.
To this day he still has no idea what happened during the trip. He just woke up on the throne and decided to roll with it.
So this empire is ruled by Joe Rogan?
I don't think the G-Man has ever been sober. He just switched from Shrooms to Mary-J because it was getting boring.
@@rodrigogouveia9653 I had a chuckle at this. I don't think he's been sober in years either.
"I'm kinda tired of thinking"
I'm also tired of thinking, where is my empire?
Hold
Hi, tired of thinking, I'm dad!
2:02
The last scene of him thinking the green guy left is absolute perfection
2:56 "Dude I'm buggin, that's wild"
-G-Man, The Galactic Emporer
Shit whatda
Oh I thought you left
Jesus Christ this galactic storyline is the best one Joel's put forward yet
That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm hoping Joel has more in store for this series!
Hold?
I disagree, I think the RPG one is an instant classic.
RPG is better sorry but this does go hard
I love that the computer makes a little musical chime when a law is changed
a cute little celebration for the betterment of the empire
Ive seen this maybe 30 times, and i laugh EVERYTIME, this is a complete master piece.
The green thing is literally my favorite
SIRE!!!!
You edited the comment and still said master piece.