Candy Man, hey Candy Man Alright Everybody, Gather round The Candy Man is here What kind of candy do you want? Sweet chocolate? Chocolate walnut candy? Gum drops? Anything you want You've come to the right man because I'm the Candy man! Sprinkle it with dew Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two The Candy Man (the candy man) The Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can cause He mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) Who can take the rainbow? (Who can take the rainbow?) Wrap it in a sigh (Wrap it in a sigh) Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie The Candy Man (the candy man) The Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can cause He mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) The Candy Man makes everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the dishes Who can take tomorrow? (Who can take tomorrow?) Dip it in a dream (Dip it in a dream) Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream The Candy Man (the candy man) The Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can cause He mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) The Candy Man makes everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the dishes Who can take tomorrow? (Who can take tomorrow?) Dip it in a dream (Dip it in a dream) Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream The Candy Man (the candy man) The Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can cause He mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) The Candy Man can because He mixes it with love and makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) A candy man, a candy man, a candy man Makes the world taste good
@@k1nghighlights. WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
This reminds me of the era where Albert was just playing sad story games constantly and we met Su Tart. Honestly one of the best era's of the Flamingo youtube channel.
@@masterpiece7852 WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@dusk3971 WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@Maxrobloxedits WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00
admin idea : make a store that sells normal things but there's a twist if they buy that they will have to pay to like body parts or money in game money
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What I find even funnier is that the car was going fast enough to get the police involved yet the dog was still outrunning it.
@@DANIIiiii811how 💀
my farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
@@p-__ that very disrespectful to flamingo 🤓🤓🤓
@@DANIIiiii811you mean -1000%
Lol
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Albert secretly made that game.
my farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
Pretty sure he did
Sounds like someone he’d make
@@p-__ no mines are
@p-__ ur weird
i love how albert narrates it like it’s the normal thing to happen. but to him it probably is
ikr
Lol, yeah. 69th like
@Lellp-mr6qjno he didn't fake ass aphmau
@Lellp-mr6qjnice try on advertising, but no
𝓦𝓸𝔀
Albert is the only person who could admit to a crime and get away
true 😭
@@iguessishouldstop OH MY GOD ITS ME
@@lnterIinkedd OMG IT’S YMIR!
because everyone woukd think he's joking😭
he "jokes" abt tax evasion 😭
Hearing Albert listen to the Raining Tacos song without having a mental breakdown shows his character development.
If you know you know.
fr
FR that’s what I was thinking he truly evolved as a human.
So glad he got therapy.
Candy Man, hey Candy Man
Alright Everybody, Gather round
The Candy Man is here
What kind of candy do you want?
Sweet chocolate? Chocolate walnut candy?
Gum drops? Anything you want
You've come to the right man because
I'm the Candy man!
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the candy man)
The Candy Man can (the candy man can)
The Candy Man can cause
He mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
Who can take the rainbow?
(Who can take the rainbow?)
Wrap it in a sigh
(Wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man (the candy man)
The Candy Man can (the candy man can)
The Candy Man can cause
He mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow?
(Who can take tomorrow?)
Dip it in a dream
(Dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the candy man)
The Candy Man can (the candy man can)
The Candy Man can cause
He mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow?
(Who can take tomorrow?)
Dip it in a dream
(Dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the candy man)
The Candy Man can (the candy man can)
The Candy Man can cause
He mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
The Candy Man can because
He mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
A candy man, a candy man, a candy man
Makes the world taste good
my farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
8:09 WHY IS HE FLIRTING AIRH A CAT 😭
shane dawson 2.0 /j
@@Miikumarifr tho 💀
8:14 shane dawson era
😨
@@yourrnika 😱
5:15 "man you got that dog in you" 💀💀💀
PAUSE
3:10 (look at his face, an make sure the vid is paused)
4:55
5:25
5:28
7:50 alright come on now ☠️
Very very
The Groomer is awaiting your arrival, sire.
JESUS 💀
LMAOOO
Not a groomer, just a loser🤷🏼♂️
I haven't laughed that good in a long time
Same
@@k1nghighlights. WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@Espamgelist Shut up...
@@Espamgelist bro what
dam,n every single video i am about to pee my pants out of laughter because flamingo
It’s like he’s still here with us 😔you will be missed Albert, never forgotten 😢🕊️🕊️🪦🪦🪦😪😪😪
I know its hard, but we can do this
I wish it never would have happened, but it did
Sad to see him go like this 😔😢😢
@@DaFwikPow YOU RUINED IT
So sad to see such a legend go
This reminds me of the era where Albert was just playing sad story games constantly and we met Su Tart. Honestly one of the best era's of the Flamingo youtube channel.
4:57 the new earthworm sally
Lol
@@masterpiece7852 WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@Espamgelist what?
@@masterpiece7852Christian bots
@@diggasinparis ok
8:38 best song ever
Ikr
7:40 💀 flamingo gettin devious
Ever since him and his girlfriend broke up, he's never been the same.
7:32 that dog is so cute
happy fathers day albert you are the father of almost 11.8M children
WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
@@Espamgelist k
bro wtf lol
@@Espamgelist wow uh cool dude
This is so weird but true at the same time
5:00 DAMN ALBRET YOU GOT THAT VOICE 😭
he never fails to make us rock solid.
Facts
ain't that the truth
🤨
ayo?
WHAT
7:19 this is canon. he did get put on a cross once
its a canon event
@@Nah_I.d_Win spidercartman
“Yeah. I told you I'd be a sweet Jesus, you guys.”
Ye
Albert's so funny without even trying I love him lmao
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
Flamingo ate his left liver
IM 1000% BETTER THAN FLAMINGO
He goofy like dat
@@DANIIiiii811 in ur dream 💀💀💀
4:50 i want a full version now
Same
Same
Same
''Oh no! Where’s my new poopy going?'' Funny😂😂😂😂😂
6:12 I hope they add this to adopt me
Yesss
i want to eat other peoples pets erasing their progress so they should def do this
@@Brejduthat would be really mean but really fun
@@crowhold6715 damn-
Albert is the definition of a “chaotic positive”
my farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
OMG I LOVE YOUR PFP.
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@@p-__ what the fuck
@rando' bro called them smart💀
7:18 who tf put cartman on the wall 🤨
Haven't watched this guy in years, and I see he still hasn't changed much.
i love how albert narrates it like it’s the normal thing to happen. but to him it probably is 😭
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
@@p-__ wtf-
Fr
Bot
Yea
albert always gets a laugh out of me
Fr
7:03 i love how a chainsaw man game came recommended on the “my dog died” stories
Same.
At least he admitted it
I rlly wanted to watch this but it's Abt dogs dieing and I can't do this rn
@@BubblyWaterme1on *dying and there all fake
@@BubblyWaterme1onu can click off btw
every day the roblox community surprises me more and more..
hErE bEfOrE tHiS bLoWs uP
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
Here before this blows up
Yes
@@yee969 yes yes
Bro's so humble, he's updating us on the SmoothieTheCat drama
The game with the family eating the dead dog was called "How my dog died..." I've played it before
Video idea :
Go through all your roblox items in your inventory
7:37 This is a famous dog.
obviously
Obviously
5:15 the way he stops himself for saying " the dog is inside of you" lol
eh
@@dusk3971 WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
6:20
I really shouldn’t be laughing at this.
8:45 Abuse, animal abuse…… is bad :(
Its amazing how in the thumbnail the man who killed his dog is still playing a game
0:51 dog sniffing the wall 💀
7:18 there's a south park episode where cartman gets tied up to a cross after church.
7:22 IS THAT KARKAT!? damn even flamingo can’t fight the homestuck
0:39 why does this feel like Albert made it
Because he got the game idea and almost everything in there from Albert
why do people say "lets appreciate how albert makes such good videos" before they even started watching the video
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!😭
there bots
Can we appreciate how much effort he puts his videos
@@Just-A-TH-cam-User Can we appreciate how much effort he puts his videos
@@Just-A-TH-cam-User Can we appreciate how much effort he puts his videos
5:56 BANDU OMG
Second appearence!! Rel !!
This looks like a game albert would make no offense
8:27 me when I see an NFT
Yes
8:38 ANIMAL ABUSE IS BAD 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗🔛🔝
*SLAPS AND KICKS*
@@Maxrobloxedits WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
im convinced that Albert made the "my dog pete died" sad story, it feels too much like something he'd make.
There are so many things that could be taken out of context in this video 😂
Albert makes the best remix 8:40
I smelt the "can we appreciate albert" comments from light years away
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts
7:24 WHY IS KARKAT THERE💀💀😭😭
karkalicious
FR WHY IS KARKLES THERE 😭😭😭😭🖐️
6:14 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 how did a dog eat a dog that makes no sense 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Everyday I start to realize Albert is very chaotic neutral. I can't say the same for some of us though.
i have to remember that people mourn in different ways, just like profiting off their pet's death
8:43 absolutely fire
We making it out of the pet shelter with this one 🐕 🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
he never fails to brick me up
nga what
Are you gay
bro is NOT concrete ❌❌❌💀
🤨
W H A T
3:35 albertstuff flashbacks.❤
that voice and the joke
bro 5:28 was so funny
Lets send our prayers to pete 🙏 he had good organs 😢
They needed to harvest them
@@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
Yummy 🥴
i loved eating his li- I MEAN I LOVED PETE! HEHEH.. Heh..
@@Espamgelist God isnt real and we are all going to die a slow and painful death
Flamingo i suggest u make a video about Roblox night shift experince it would be a great idea and ir would be better if u played with other people
3:20 That is horrible wtf
5:20 he has that DAWG in him
LITERALLY
What if I told you man had that DAWG in him!
Legit thought this video was from 2018 or something bc of the thumbnail, love it😁
i love how the cat goes from being named Fluffy to Smoothie out of nowhere 😭 makes me wonder what type of smoothies albert be drinking
Albert is literally my childhood, I appreciate that you go right out of your day to make everyone laugh! I appreciate it a lot.
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
@@p-__ 💀
Bot
@Kalika Okio but you don’t have any damn videos
@Kalika Okio shut up Meg
Honestly, i wouldn't be surprsed if Albert commits countless of crimes and later admis it on a video.
Bro that first dude thinks he's in drive 💀
It's gotta be scary when he says murder and crime as 2 different concepts.
2:05
Claim your "Flamingo has multiple children in his basement" ticket right here!
I’ve claimed it.
Here
my farts are better than Flamingo’s farts.
@@p-__ NAH YOU REALLY MADE 1K COMMENTS TOUCH GRASS IM NOT EVEN LYING NO MORE
Wait what
Albert should make a playlist of all his beautifully sung songs because we would all appreciate that ❤
I love how like nothing is sad in the games
Can we just appreciate how flamingo feels us up with his sticky liquids
Pause
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
🤤
5:07 what?
the best part is when these games suddenly have vicious gore out of nowhere
Bros dog had lived 2 lives and is twice as dead 💀💀💀 3:07
3:42
Prince Andrew.
Bill Clinton.
Naomi Campbell.
Chris Tucker.
Alan Dershowitz.
E Burns
Bill clinton
epstein island??
Tbh roblox players will do anything to get robux now a days
WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED AT SOMEONE WITH PERVERSE INTENT AND USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN SO TURN TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE SAVED YOU FROM HELL BY DYING ON THE CROSS FOR U AND RISING THREE DAYS LATER TO GIVE US FORGIVENESS OF OUR WRONGDOINGS AND ETERNAL LIFE AND THAT IS HOW ONE GETS TO HEAVEN THROUGH HIM
Dollars are horrible here, so I would
a bunch of these stories are so messed up, but im laughing at them for some reason
" My dog is abused ( my dog is abused )
Animal abuse, is bad..
slaps and kicks. "
- Flamingo
3:34 was very funny
i felt reAAAALLLLY sad and i felt way better after him:)
anyone else REALLY happy after this?
1:40 The doctor's head...
I swear if TH-cam gives me another ad about toenail fungus
Wth
are you ok.
Huh
This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:00. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:00 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00
ok but the timestamps don't lead to anything
i agree so much
Cataclysmic Converter
2:45 the same house from the last vid
There's something suspicious about that house
House is a free model
@@MugiwaraNoRandomr/woooosh
3:13 i thought i heard something
Double ass dead?
6:32 LOLL
8:38 ALBERT COMING OUT WITH A BANGER🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
8:04 😨😨😨😨
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Albert always makes me laugh tbh😭
To know that one of my friends is friends with the person who said they hated their game is hilarious 💀
5:05 We need a full version
Average American school 2:12
so true
"My family and i ate the carcass"
*Me pulling up with the boys*
im glad these stupid sad stories are back, i made so many back in the day
admin idea : make a store that sells normal things but there's a twist if they buy that they will have to pay to like body parts or money in game money
He basically already did this
4:08 was brutal XDD :3
yea, and i love it :)
6:09 bro what the heck