“First you go shopping for a bigger chain.” Language matters to the jokeman. “Wouldn’t change his genetics if you cut off his legs” was a good one too.
Howard called in all sorts of favors for John just to get his barely garage band level music listened to. An exec from Atlantic Records thought Howard's fans were John's fans... guaranteed record sales right? But...Nope! John's first, and last, record signing in New York City? Only 30 people showed up... most were John's family and friends. Gary was there... he said it was "embarrassing." So even with Howard plugging his record signing for weeks no one showed up. John's music is just like him... terrible.
00:09:30 pulling a Jimmy the Greek which is okay to do as long as it’s a joke in 1994. Now if you think it, or someone thinks you’re thinking it, bye bye
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John could have been in Aerosmith, but he was too busy preparing for the Kareem Abdul Jabbar roast.
You're brilliant John
That’s my favorite roast ever. Never seen it. Never heard of it until John’s resume was brought up. God bless
Fred’s impersonation of John is so funny I love it
Stuttering John is a terrible person. His alcoholism just exacerbates his narcissism.
You summed it up. John is a classic incurable alcoholic. He is too dishonest to use AA.
hes so big you have to get a bigger chain . lmao
“First you go shopping for a bigger chain.” Language matters to the jokeman. “Wouldn’t change his genetics if you cut off his legs” was a good one too.
How did John ever get a record deal? I hope whoever signed was immediately blackballed from the music industry.
Howard called in all sorts of favors for John just to get his barely garage band level music listened to. An exec from Atlantic Records thought Howard's fans were John's fans... guaranteed record sales right? But...Nope!
John's first, and last, record signing in New York City? Only 30 people showed up... most were John's family and friends. Gary was there... he said it was "embarrassing." So even with Howard plugging his record signing for weeks no one showed up.
John's music is just like him... terrible.
@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 that's embarrassing.
Gary with a quick unnoticed jab “both ends of the show biz scale”.😅
“First you go shopping for a bigger chain” might be the funniest line I’ve ever heard on the show
john’s fake stutter
Stuttering John the Dana Plato of the Howard Stern Show
Who's Tod Bridges?
@@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable Jackie, he’s the one that everyone thought was going to die first.
Stature wise though... John is definitely Gary Coleman. 🤏🏽
@@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable Alex Stein!
John was in charge of
Handy J's😂
6:34 Future announcer for the Tonight Show
Stuttering in an Eh eh eh eh eh eleh Vaytah, Elevator.
John almost sounds normal, here. How did he change so much!?
Alcoholism
Plus... bitterness. Its rotting him away from the inside out.
487,500 “kawss”
Brain killing chemicals 😭
Beer and pills
Back when stern was funny
“I ended up drinking beers with him…”
Steven Tyler doesn’t give a damn if Howard the Jew shows up at his concert or not
Skoool!
I wonder where Howard's balls went? Now he's for banning free speech! What a world!
Robin was a little 2 giddy during the slave talk
Wow, that slavery bit wouldn’t even make it to their stream of consciousness these days.
Stuttering Juan.
00:09:30 pulling a Jimmy the Greek which is okay to do as long as it’s a joke in 1994. Now if you think it, or someone thinks you’re thinking it, bye bye
And he wonders why black nba players don’t give him the respect like they do Chris Rock. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Jesus robins totally fine and joins in with this slavery talk yikes
Are you new to Stern?
And what was wrong with the slavery bit?
she goes along with howard no matter what; it's pathetic at times
11:23
Boring
I know.
I said the same about stuttering mook