They could have just asked for raises. with how many customers they were getting, money shouldn't have been an issue. They just got greedy and didn't think what would happen if they crossed Stewie.
@@Dianimations_ it is but it really depends on why you refuse the package. If it's because it's damaged, it's returned to the sender. Depending if it's like target or hello fresh, they'll take that and send you a new one. If it's like a gift from a friend, they get it back and we usually try to figure some type of compensation. Even then it's not so cut and dry. If it's an open package (like a box of paperclips) we pay the company back and they send you a new one. Then we just have a loose box of paper clips lol. If you just flat out refuse it because you don't want it or you canceled it, then it's still returned to the shipper and they have to decide what to do with it. Regardless we're usually fine taking it back because we're paid for it's shipping either way.
@@ancientdarkness3102 But also ever heard of an even older cartoon than B&B where this voice actor did the same exact thing and, like Seth, would voice even more than two characters at once? Oh that’s right, there’s many examples of that, both old and new. Old school cred… rejected! 😁 Seth still rules
@@piercelindenberg6842 Well everyone knows chocolate is poisonous to dogs. But so are grapes and raisins, with raisins being worse. People should know about this.
@@CeresAzalia Diversification is getting other verticals that are unrelated to your current operations. For instance, selling insurance products when all you've ever done before is sell loan products. Forward/Backward integration is doing a business process that you used to have a 3rd party do for you. Like planting the wheat yourself and processing it when you have a bakery instead of buying flour from someone else.
There's something hilarious yet wholesome about the ending. Stewie and Brian just enjoying the little things like eating mangled cinnamon raisin bread, talking about the mail and watching hookers get arrested.
@@nifralo2752 I think company drivers make decent money. Not a killing by far. I'm at this 2 years and still not in the lower middle class (50k) bracket. I should be there soon. I think owner operators make the best money but they also have all the responsibility and costs associated with running your own business.
I mean legally they probably can’t take the house. You can’t just take over someone else’s property- except maybe imminent domain claims in some states?
"Brian bitches, bitches Brian" Funny as hell Edit: Holy crap thanks for the likes, this is the first time I know of getting this many likes on a comment, thanks alot holy crap XD.
Do kids today really get this hyped up about random strangers pushing "thumbs up" on their comments? They probably never achieved anything so random likes seem like a big thing
@@RetrospectWindow no, i mean the introduction part, combined with calling them bitches, it is the exact same word for word. I find it difficult it would be a coincidence
The part about the hookers turning on them made no sense, they should have known there would be reprisals. That's why they have pimps in first place, to protect them against shitty costumers and other unpleasant situations.
Pimps aren't there to protect hos. Some are open about this. Filmore slin told his hos, when they had a problem with a John, "don't call me, call the police! Because the police is there to protect and serve ." And Fillmore slim was very nice by pimp standards. Pimps are simply boyfriends. And extremely abusive ones at that. They force the hos to give ALL the money. The idea is that they are building a life together, and if a ho ever wanted to keep any money, the pimp would be like, "I give you everything you need. I buy you this and that. We eat at the finest restaurants. What do you need your own money for? Are you planning to run out on me?!" And then he'd beat her.
The only time you need a pimp is to help deal with another one. They are basically gangsters since they feel entitled to things no one really gave them consent to owning.
They may be able to tell the truth in this case-the B&B was doing really well with lots of clientele so they hired some help that ended up turning it into a whore house and locking them out
Stewie: Hey, Brian, what's a splatjob? Brian: I - I don't - I don't know, Stewie. I'm worried you're seeing too much. Stewie: **literally collaborating with Brian to run a brothel**
3:29 This entire scene is just so wholesome. It's like standing in the eye of a tornado: Everything around you is wrecking havoc, but you find yourself in a still space, completely at peace.
Not be that person but isn't it eye of the hurricane? I've never heard of a tornado being safe in the middle, I feel like that actually the least safe part of a tornado. Feel free to correct if im wrong though.
2:05 WTF, I had a dream about that scene this night. Remember it now when I see the video...I was trying to cross a street and then it was a music corps blocking the street singing this song.
Stewie used the wrong business term here: “This, Brian, is called diversification. You see, if our guests insist on bringing prostitutes into our B&B, we might as well provide the women, too.” That’s not diversification, it’s vertical integration.
@@tom_something During the elections last year, there were lots of boxes going back and forth because of the mail-in ballots that needed to be counted. So some viewers were making that reference.
"Most of what America is now" that was too cynical even for me LOL that needs to be a T-shirt so we can have time to absorb it, I'll order it then refuse delivery LOL
As someone who was thinking to work in a brothel and saw this, this is 100% true, anyways I moved to Las Vegas and started working, thinking Europe next
1:11 Technically, Stewie's wrong. It's not diversification, it's vertical integration. They teach the difference at Pimp University (aka Harvard Business School).
At least they gave him his bread back.
They could have just asked for raises. with how many customers they were getting, money shouldn't have been an issue. They just got greedy and didn't think what would happen if they crossed Stewie.
@@jacklau2558 sir this is a cartoon
They may murder you but they're not thieves.
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon sir this isn't your leibenstraum
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon hmm yes the floor is made of floor
WE'RE ALL JUST BLOCKING THE STREET
JOIN MAN!
@@giovannicervantes2053 ONE OF US DROPPED A CONTACT LENS SO WE'RE GOING BACK TO BLOCK THE STREET!
Sounds like blm
@@tomboyjessie1352 I GOT GLASSES BUT LETS GO!
@@tpndgo2061 WE DON'T NEED A CONTACT LENS TO SEE THAT IT AIN'T WARRANTED AND WE JUST BLOCKIN THE STREET!
As a UPS driver you can refuse ANY package regardless of needing a signature or not. Just have to catch us before we leave.
@Danone Amiss if you refuse a package for any reason, we have to take it back to the building and usually it's sent back to sender.
@Danone Amiss wow......
@@NoahTyki I legit had no idea...but isn't the package already paid for?
@@Dianimations_ it is but it really depends on why you refuse the package. If it's because it's damaged, it's returned to the sender. Depending if it's like target or hello fresh, they'll take that and send you a new one. If it's like a gift from a friend, they get it back and we usually try to figure some type of compensation. Even then it's not so cut and dry. If it's an open package (like a box of paperclips) we pay the company back and they send you a new one. Then we just have a loose box of paper clips lol. If you just flat out refuse it because you don't want it or you canceled it, then it's still returned to the shipper and they have to decide what to do with it. Regardless we're usually fine taking it back because we're paid for it's shipping either way.
@@NoahTyki Aaah okay, that was pretty informative thanks!
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Seth Macfarlane literally has to talk to himself whenever Stewie and Brian are on scene
All those times your parents told you youd never amount to anything if all you did was sit in a dark room talking to yourself all day.
Ever heard of Beavis and Butthead?
He also voices Peter and Quagmire so when any of those four characters interact it it's just one man talking to himself.
@@ancientdarkness3102 Ever heard of Mel Blanc? 😏
@@ancientdarkness3102 But also ever heard of an even older cartoon than B&B where this voice actor did the same exact thing and, like Seth, would voice even more than two characters at once? Oh that’s right, there’s many examples of that, both old and new. Old school cred… rejected! 😁 Seth still rules
I'm from New Orleans and I just want to say the parade scene was 100% ACCURATE
Same lmao! That is the French quarter 😂
It's always a party New Orleans.......
I knew it!, Thanks.
Nobody asked.
@@moyaiibruh8109 well, then Nobody got his answer. Cheers.
The blocking the street part is extremely underated
That tune is in my head now
No
I love how they were all just staring up and ahead for some reason that really made me laugh
It's so funny
IM A HETEROSEXUAL
“You wanna eat mangled raisin bread across the street and watch the cops raid the place?” 😆 😆 😆
Aren’t raisins poisonous to dogs?
@@Living_Life242 no, that’s chocolate.
@@piercelindenberg6842 Well everyone knows chocolate is poisonous to dogs. But so are grapes and raisins, with raisins being worse. People should know about this.
@@piercelindenberg6842 pfft ya talking like that's the only poisonous thing for dogs
@@Living_Life242 maybe he's spitting them out like pumpkin seed skins
“Most of America is just boxes going back and forth.” Most accurate line I’ve heard in a while.
what does it mean
@@s2condd179 Really?
@@ChinmayDhake im just not american should i watch cn or cnn to understand it?
@@s2condd179If it could work for me, should work for you.
Don't forget the other part of the US economy: gambling in the stock market on what those boxes are doing.
I'm actual impress how he was able to change his sentence without skipping a beat.
When?
@@destituteanddecadent9106 Brian, regarding the money, i suppose
I'm one hundred percent certain he was planning on ending the sentence that way, especially after he told Stewie "not" to flash him a wad of cash.
1:20 here is it
It is called editing ....you know the shit that happens BEFORE YOU SEE IT..
Stewie predicting 2020 when he said that America is just boxes going back and forth
not really
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 how do you generate money
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 hold DOGE
@@kz6713 what do you mean lol? You can perfectly work online
@@FireIsTheCIeanser do you live in an alternate universe where covid never happened or
That wasn’t diversification. That was vertical integration.
Or was it.. Wait for it..
"horizontal insemination"? Hehehe
I was looking for this exact comment.
I'm wheezing lmao
@@CeresAzalia Diversification is getting other verticals that are unrelated to your current operations. For instance, selling insurance products when all you've ever done before is sell loan products.
Forward/Backward integration is doing a business process that you used to have a 3rd party do for you. Like planting the wheat yourself and processing it when you have a bakery instead of buying flour from someone else.
oh look at mr smartpants over here
Eating mangled raisin bread while watching the cops raid a brothel sounds like a fun time to me.
Yea even better if I got a lil Ginger ale beside me
@@kurtpunchesthings2411 Is that what you call her? ;)
that truly was wholesome.
And that's when stewie (a 2 year old) said "it's big brain time"
Wait isn’t Stewie 1 year old
Why did you specify his age?
@@yonkhjonk9164 does it matter? The whole point is that a baby can't do all of this.
@@tdiamonds23ice82 Stewie is a time-traveling serial killer who created the universe. F***in' duh, he's not a normal baby. 😅
@@theconfusedvampire he didn't make the universe but that's the thing, he isn't like the others
The least realistic part was that someone ordered delivery from a pizza chain when New Orleans has such amazing food.
so no one in new orleans has ever ordered delivery from a pizza chain?
@@FireIsTheCIeanser According to this guy, no, that has never happened in the history of the universe.
Damn tourists ordering pizza when there's gumbo on literally every corner.
@@iRazenrak get me some dixie cake you want some too? Or some crab boil that ought to be a good dinner i love some king crab
@@giovannicervantes2053 Jesus Christ you people are a hivemind.
1:37 Aurora, Jasmine, Belle, Tiana and Ariel
Holy sh*t I'm freaking out!!
Yoooooo, I didn't even think of it like that but it makes so much sense.
From The Wolf Among Us
Are those Disney princesses or something? I'm not really familiar.
@@markmartindale7215not really, just a little like Disney princesses
That blocking the street cutaway absolutely killed me when I saw it the first time.
There's something hilarious yet wholesome about the ending. Stewie and Brian just enjoying the little things like eating mangled cinnamon raisin bread, talking about the mail and watching hookers get arrested.
Just like Norman Rockwell painted it
Yeah those prostitutes were really stupid to think this through
You can smell the tranquility thru your screen
Totally agree.
It's not "wholesome" it's "awesome"
Haha "Most of what America is is just boxes going back and forth." I'm a truck driver. The largest employer of the American Male. It's so true.
Dont drivers make a killing
@@nifralo2752 Many do, yes. I pull doubles and I earn pretty well.
@@nifralo2752 I think company drivers make decent money. Not a killing by far. I'm at this 2 years and still not in the lower middle class (50k) bracket. I should be there soon. I think owner operators make the best money but they also have all the responsibility and costs associated with running your own business.
The part when Stewie turns the tables by reporting the brothel is savage
Next level petty. I can only hope to achieve such a level.
Stewie is savage.
That's why brothels usually caught. All pimps have a scorched earth plan
I mean legally they probably can’t take the house. You can’t just take over someone else’s property- except maybe imminent domain claims in some states?
@@irregulargamer1352 scorched earth plan
That sounds like something an edgy 14 year old would say,so legit stupid I cringe
As a person who shops online and receives packages, Boxes and bags. I can confirm that is accurate! It's just a Dick thing too
U basically just said, as a human I can confirm that that is accurate
@@ethanjacobs2898 most humans can't or don't online shop tho
@@puppycat7118 ...Where have you been for the last year?
@@BladeMcCloud um in school 😨🏃♂️💨
Atleast you guys still get paid either way
"Brian bitches, bitches Brian"
Funny as hell
Edit: Holy crap thanks for the likes, this is the first time I know of getting this many likes on a comment, thanks alot holy crap XD.
copied form chappelle show.
@@doityourselffixityourself3110 Who cares
Hello Ladies
Do kids today really get this hyped up about random strangers pushing "thumbs up" on their comments? They probably never achieved anything so random likes seem like a big thing
@@oink988 wow the time you spent writing this bait could've been used confronting your wife's boyfriend about leaving his used condoms in your pillow
The “Alright” that Stewie says gets me. It’s so mature like he’s an adult.
Stewie is extremely precocious for his age.
And the upperty British accent helps too.
Cox&Crendor warned us about this! The roaming bands of New Orleans!!!
Yoo not many people know about cox & crendor. Jesse cox is the best
Covid ended that nonsense and it’s been replaced with other nonsenses
Old Stewie would have set the house on fire after him and Brian walked out
What Season and Episode is this one again?
@@fathfez7991 honestly I’ve never seen this entire episode
@@theannouncer5538 Younger Stewie you mean ?
Well, old stewie also drugged his babysitter and made it look like she was doing heroin and marijuana, so he could still be subtle at times.
Yeah i thought he was going to kill them all, and the phone was to trigger an explosion....
They were nice enough to give Stewie his raisin bread.
It wasn't even that mangled
I don't know if it was a reference or joke stealing but that "brian bithes, bitches brian" was from the chappelle show
Because calling hookers bitches was invented in the 2000s on Comedy Central
@@RetrospectWindow no, i mean the introduction part, combined with calling them bitches, it is the exact same word for word. I find it difficult it would be a coincidence
Hahahah stranger coincidences have happened.
@@tilemahosiakovakis64 lmao that’s not really a joke man it’s just how you introduce people x,y y,x
Has Wayne Brady had to choke a b****
4:29 as a FedEx employee… yea, Stewie’s right on that one.
The part about the hookers turning on them made no sense, they should have known there would be reprisals. That's why they have pimps in first place, to protect them against shitty costumers and other unpleasant situations.
It's family guy lol
@@pneuma6202 thank you for your insights
pimps are the definition of an unpleasant situation
Pimps aren't there to protect hos. Some are open about this. Filmore slin told his hos, when they had a problem with a John, "don't call me, call the police! Because the police is there to protect and serve ." And Fillmore slim was very nice by pimp standards. Pimps are simply boyfriends. And extremely abusive ones at that. They force the hos to give ALL the money. The idea is that they are building a life together, and if a ho ever wanted to keep any money, the pimp would be like, "I give you everything you need. I buy you this and that. We eat at the finest restaurants. What do you need your own money for? Are you planning to run out on me?!" And then he'd beat her.
The only time you need a pimp is to help deal with another one. They are basically gangsters since they feel entitled to things no one really gave them consent to owning.
Toasted raisin bread with a little butter on it sounds really good right now.
I am partial to raisin bread French toast. 😉
The way Brian changed when he saw the money changes everything 😂😂😂
Bro I thought your head was a penis
3:45 Most satisfying part.
The 2nd line band on Bourbon Street was the best,! Loved it 👍
That is 2nd line, right? I was having this argument with someone who said it was 3rd line - but 3rd line, you would've seen some string instruments.
Brian, bitches, bitches, Brian 🤣
Love how casually he says that
1:07 how I want to introduce my boyfriend to my besties 🤣 “Man, bitches. Bitches, man”
Stewie’s ooooh really got me
Wouldn’t they still get in trouble because their names are on all the paperwork for the building?
Arresting a dog and a baby for running illegal prostitution. I don’t see that working out too well.
@@tommoore2012 Brian pays taxes, pretty sure the govt would arrest a cricket if it had a taxable income and legally binding signature
I wouldn’t try to ascribe logic to this show, just enjoy the ride!
Richard fan vs tommoore enjoyer
They may be able to tell the truth in this case-the B&B was doing really well with lots of clientele so they hired some help that ended up turning it into a whore house and locking them out
“Most of America is just boxes going back and forth.” Wow did that age well.
As someone who lives in the French quarter I can confirm this is 100 percent true 👍
it was a great episode
great observation loki
@@juhman great observation on my observation monky
Great observation loki
Great observation loki
great observation loki
Stewie: Hey, Brian, what's a splatjob?
Brian: I - I don't - I don't know, Stewie. I'm worried you're seeing too much.
Stewie: **literally collaborating with Brian to run a brothel**
What us a splatjob tho lmao
@@obehiobanor7028 cumming secretly on someone’s face when he/she is sleeping or passed out
@@obehiobanor7028 splat on sleeping face
3:29
This entire scene is just so wholesome. It's like standing in the eye of a tornado: Everything around you is wrecking havoc, but you find yourself in a still space, completely at peace.
I also like their friendship.
Well sometimes.
Not be that person but isn't it eye of the hurricane? I've never heard of a tornado being safe in the middle, I feel like that actually the least safe part of a tornado. Feel free to correct if im wrong though.
Exactly how I feel as my hometown is falling to crime 😊
"Railed Crystal good" LMAO
Ikr
"Most of what america is now, is boxes going back and forth", FedEx package handlers lmfao
i have to admit the pizza cutaway i was expecting a katrina joke
I have to say it is better than a hurricane joke much more fun
My favourite part is when they are all just blocking the street and then Brian decides to join in.
2:05 WTF, I had a dream about that scene this night. Remember it now when I see the video...I was trying to cross a street and then it was a music corps blocking the street singing this song.
George Takei acts exactly like a straight person
It’s a joke, a gay stereotype
@@Princess_Cheese lmao i had voice to speech on on accident
WOAH NUBBERS!!
Stewie has changed a lot since the early seasons since hey tried to take over the world.
0:33 that moment of realization 🤣
this totally random moment 4:03
"oh, I bet he's delivering those marmalade jars we ordered"
1:48 If your rectum falls out from the stairs it's on you to pick it up 😭😭😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOO dead💀💀
"Most of what America is now is just boxes going back and forth" is such a raw line and I can't believe it came from Fammy Guy.
Love the song of blocking the street .. it’s sounds so melodic and fun ❤️
I laughed when Brian joined in with the guys singing
I love the silly simple things like the bread through the mail slot
Im in the shipping industry: Can confirm
ALL OF AMERICA IS JUST BOXES GOING BACK AND FORTH
1:26 There’s no way I’m gonna change my answer in the middle of this sentence…ok maybe we can try it out and see how it goes
3:55 Karma at it's finest!😆😂😂😂
That's what happens when they get greedy
@@moneylover318 YEP KARMA INDEED
This parade blocking the street cutaway is so funny I can't breathe.
The Lamar Odom joke made me laugh a lot
Khloe kardashian
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best episodes for me. Anyways, I love these two and their misadventures. 😁
I love stewie and brians chemistry
That Lamar odum joke was top tier lmao
911: "What's your emergency?"
Caller: "I can't get to work, there''s something blocking the street"
911: "i see, it can't be that bad"
2:07
🎶HALF OF US ISN’T IN THE BAND WE’RE ALL JUST BLOCKING THE STREET🎶
I like how Brian just be like, "if you can't beat them, join them".
Stewie used the wrong business term here: “This, Brian, is called diversification. You see, if our guests insist on bringing prostitutes into our B&B, we might as well provide the women, too.” That’s not diversification, it’s vertical integration.
Thanks for the ear destroyingly loud music at the end of the video
Family Guys always know how to make me smile
Stewie handled the loose rectum on the stair's with grace.
Most of what America right now is boxes going back and forth!! 😆
Couldn't be more accurate!
"Five trumpets doin' the job of one..."
The house exterior is *exactly* (except in color) like one I lived in while in college.
4:19 I’m with Brian on this one.
Cinnamon raisin bread was the holy grail of food back when I was little. Just me?
Would have been cool if it turned out to be a stash of cash...
Stewie winking at Brian...
After eating the slice that was disguising it...
2:24 Brian literally could've just quickly ran around them
We're all just blocking the street
I still want to know what song is playing during the outtro...
*EDIT:* I've found the song. It's "The Wicked Side of Me" by Cold Driven.
I want to know also but I dont
@@harrisonmauldin5090 I've actually managed to find out. Editting my comment now.
Yeah it was pretty jarring I love that song, wasn’t really expecting it here
THANK YOU!
“I’m worried that you’re seeing too much.”
i never thought "family" and "brothel" would be in the same sentence
I honestly didn't know about the whole refusing delivery thing. Man that little tip from Stewie saved my ass a fortune, thanks little guy!
I guess Family Guy can also be a useful show after all.
That's why Stewie is my fav character.
Man, Stewie is one savage. Family Guy will still be funny.
"Most of what America is now is just boxes going back and forth."
Was that... was that a brothel joke?
No, it was predicting the 2020 Elections.
@@nicholaslawrence6926 What do you mean?
@@tom_something During the elections last year, there were lots of boxes going back and forth because of the mail-in ballots that needed to be counted.
So some viewers were making that reference.
Stewie always has his way to get revenge
2:00 Louis ck up in the brothel
That New Orleans scene took me out! Lol!
As a jazz cat, I really love it when Seth makes a skit with jazz compisitions.
I want to live in a world where a dog and a baby together can open a brothel
That loud rock n roll music at the end
Blocking the street is a jam
Refusing mail in the end, kinda sounds like that one Seinfeld episode where Kramer tried to cancel getting mail.
I didn’t know that brothels are illegal in Quahog.
Prostitution is illegal, so does brothel
I mean in America yes but maybe cridge mcKing lives in a country where that’s legal
@@lem1681 it’s only legal in one state in America
Leave it to Brian and Stewie to accidentally run a brothel.
As a UPS employee that is not true!
They just keep moving in the same direction till they go back to where they started.
Im from Metairie Louisiana and blocking the street is so true 😂
"Most of what America is now" that was too cynical even for me LOL that needs to be a T-shirt so we can have time to absorb it, I'll order it then refuse delivery LOL
As someone who was thinking to work in a brothel and saw this, this is 100% true, anyways I moved to Las Vegas and started working, thinking Europe next
1:11 Technically, Stewie's wrong. It's not diversification, it's vertical integration. They teach the difference at Pimp University (aka Harvard Business School).
Yeah man you are 100% correct
I thought Harvard business school was for drug dealers and suppliers
@@moneylover318 No, for that you have to go to Wharton.
I love the way the guy kept reassuring the security guy he was heterosexual 🤣
That was George Tekai