Le Timestamp guy is here, thank you for the lovely ASMR Rem, I hope my organs go to someone well! 0:00-2:50 Introduction and Anesthesia: 0:00 Patient wakes up unexpectedly 1:35 The "heart eyes" lens reveal 2:20 Funny banter about chloroform 2:43 Trying various "questionable liquids" for sedation 4:11 Patient revealed to be a "soldier" 5:00 Officially introducing the surgery and patient "Alex" 5:20-8:50 Reviewing the Contract: 5:20 Checking the organ donor contract 6:00 Discussing the legitimacy of the signature 6:16 Reading patient details: "Venus", age 25 7:01 Finding amusing notes on the contract 7:24 Confirming consent and emphasizing handwashing 8:50-10:46 Sterile Procedure (and Chicken): 8:50 Washing hands after eating fried chicken 9:00 Cleaning with chloroform and joking about hygiene 9:35 Discussing the value of kidney stones 10:00 Explaining the face-down positioning of the patient 10:11 Joking about "taking a swig" of hand sanitizer 10:46-13:35 Cannula Confusion: 10:46 Putting on surgical gloves 11:58 Prepping for IV drip and cannula insertion 12:29 Mixing up "cannula" and "catheter" - hilarious moment! 13:00 "Cut the cameras!" 13:35-18:00 IV Drip and More Chloroform: 13:35 Correcting the mistake and discussing cannula placement 14:36 More "suspicious liquids" for the IV drip 15:17 Jokes about affordability of proper anesthetic 16:40 Taping the tubes together 17:41 Chloroform rag number two! 18:00-21:20 Patient Sedation and eBay Sniping: 18:00 Patient finally falling asleep 19:00 Checking vitals and confirming machines are working 19:58 Reassuring the patient "no one is coming" 20:42 Checking emails and winning an eBay bid! 21:20-24:00 The Poking Test and Missing Glove: 21:20 The classic "poke test" to check if the patient is asleep 22:16 Poking intensifies! 23:08 Back to the chloroform rag 23:40 Whoops! One glove goes missing 24:00-28:00 Lung Extraction Begins: 24:00 Starting with the lung extraction 24:40 Prepping the area with alcohol wipes 25:18 Searching for the lungs and making an incision 25:42 Revealing a "box cutter" as the scalpel 27:14 Dealing with dense ribs and introducing the bone saw 28:00-34:16 Rib Removal and Organ Storage: 28:00 Using a "reputable" Shein bone saw 29:00 Joking about wanting to eat the ribs 30:06 A patient request for rib removal for "flexibility" 31:20 Ribs successfully removed 32:56 Grabbing and storing the lung 34:05 Searching for the nurse to get ice 34:16-39:40 Uterus, Blood Transfusion, and Capri Sun Incident: 34:16 Request to take the uterus 35:03 Reassuring the patient about needing only one lung 35:24 Taping the patient back up 37:28 Dealing with bleeding and a blood transfusion 38:32 Realizing the blood bag is actually a Capri Sun! 39:16 Nurse "Crimson" arrives with the real blood 39:40-46:17 Kidney Acquisition and More Nurse Alias: 39:40 Starting the kidney extraction 40:21 More excitement about Nurse "Alias" 41:00 Accidentally cutting the stomach - "Oops!" 41:46 Continuing the search for the kidney 43:29 Intestine "streamlining" and microplastic discovery 46:17 Kidney successfully stored 46:17-51:52 Jawline Reveal and Anime Girl Nose: 46:17 Deciding not to wear a mask to show off the jawline 47:47 "I'm an anime girl, okay?" 48:42 Offering "Mu Mac syndrome surgery" 49:01 Storing the kidney and joking about taking both 50:37 French kidneys for the next patient 51:14 Considering taking bone marrow 51:52-56:01 Liver Extraction and Infinite Liver Glitch: 51:52 Explaining the organ auction 51:53 Discussing the "infinite liver glitch" 52:42 Discovering depleted uranium tar in the patient 53:24 Getting ready for skin grafting 56:01 Successfully storing the liver 56:01-59:15 Skin Grafting and Impromptu Haircut: 56:01 Starting skin grafting for a "nice lampshade" 57:04 "Dry" skin and applying lotion 58:00 Discovering a latex allergy - "Whoops!" 58:35 Filling the "void" with drywall and expanding foam 59:00 Discussing the "funny" spleen 59:15 Offering a quick haircut with the surgical scissors! 59:15-1:03:40 The Spine as a Musical Instrument: 59:15 Giving a low-taper fade and joking about "mincemeat" in the hair 1:00:00 Wanting the spine as a musical instrument 1:01:11 Continuing skin removal and discussing Dr. Nose's experiments 1:01:59 Almost sniffing the "Ghibli bits" - another hilarious moment! 1:02:50 Back to the skin and impromptu haircut 1:03:40-1:09:40 Heart Condition, Foundation, and Rat Comparisons: 1:03:40 Delivering the skin to Dr. Nose 1:04:38 Deciding against taking the heart due to Mountain Dew consumption 1:05:01 Covering up the "red muscles" with foundation 1:07:10 "I saw a rat that looked like you once" - ouch! 1:08:04 Preparing to extract bone marrow 1:09:40-1:15:35 Bone Marrow, Brain Extraction, and Zombie Talk: 1:09:40 Taking bone marrow for "Minecraft farming" 1:10:03 Moving on to brain extraction 1:10:37 Smoothing out the brain wrinkles 1:11:19 Jokes about having a small brain 1:12:06 Dealing with brain mold 1:13:25 Denying any zombie affiliations 1:15:35-1:19:20 Brain Mold, Prions, and Kuru: 1:15:35 "Good thing I don't have one" 1:16:16 Reassuring the patient about not touching the "BBLs" 1:16:50 Cleaning the brain with drain acid 1:17:13 Joking about sewing the mouth shut 1:18:38 Revealing the patient's origin - Dorembosy 1:19:07 Blaming brain removal for the patient's spelling errors 1:19:20-1:24:14 Taping Up, Dorembosy, and No Lawsuits: 1:19:20 Taping up the patient and discussing Dorembosy 1:20:23 "There's no suing, no unionising, no striking" 1:21:23 Waking up the patient and checking if the surgery worked 1:22:26 Reassuring the patient about their "PPL" 1:23:20 Declaring the surgery a success 1:24:05 Joking about flexibility for the patient's "hobby" 1:24:14-1:28:00 Organ Auction and Five-Star Review: 1:24:14 Storing the organs in a cooler with leftover drinks 1:25:10 Requesting a five-star review 1:25:31 Encouraging the patient to bid for their organs back 1:26:01 Rushing the organs to the auction house 1:26:41 Warning the patient not to return to the clinic 1:27:10 Inviting viewers to the "organ auction ASMR" 1:27:32 Threatening to take the other lung if there's no five-star review
Thank you so much for the Amazing and Fun Stream REM I feel Different almost like Stronger maybe even Faster I think what was Causing me to have so much Pain has Fully gone away from the Numbing Anastasia, and it has Impacted my Body Massively, And you 100% Deserve 5 Stars for my Gratitude!!!!! Have a Wonderful Goodnight Sleep and Cya Soon REMMY!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I thought i finally got my dream job and now my organs have been harvested! I was still using those! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The surgery was free, which is better than most. Thanks for the stream!!!!!
once again REM does something that maybe considered a felony in several countries but it's okay because she is cute and helped me shed a few pounds I think ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The weight loss tip those other doctors don't want you to know about. Thanks REM for making sure I keep my weight under control and have a nice long forever sleep time
I was planning on going on a diet soon, but thanks to Doctor REM's free surgery, I lost almost 50 pounds overnight! I can't wait to recommend her service to all my friends! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Le Timestamp guy is here, thank you for the lovely ASMR Rem, I hope my organs go to someone well!
0:00-2:50 Introduction and Anesthesia:
0:00 Patient wakes up unexpectedly
1:35 The "heart eyes" lens reveal
2:20 Funny banter about chloroform
2:43 Trying various "questionable liquids" for sedation
4:11 Patient revealed to be a "soldier"
5:00 Officially introducing the surgery and patient "Alex"
5:20-8:50 Reviewing the Contract:
5:20 Checking the organ donor contract
6:00 Discussing the legitimacy of the signature
6:16 Reading patient details: "Venus", age 25
7:01 Finding amusing notes on the contract
7:24 Confirming consent and emphasizing handwashing
8:50-10:46 Sterile Procedure (and Chicken):
8:50 Washing hands after eating fried chicken
9:00 Cleaning with chloroform and joking about hygiene
9:35 Discussing the value of kidney stones
10:00 Explaining the face-down positioning of the patient
10:11 Joking about "taking a swig" of hand sanitizer
10:46-13:35 Cannula Confusion:
10:46 Putting on surgical gloves
11:58 Prepping for IV drip and cannula insertion
12:29 Mixing up "cannula" and "catheter" - hilarious moment!
13:00 "Cut the cameras!"
13:35-18:00 IV Drip and More Chloroform:
13:35 Correcting the mistake and discussing cannula placement
14:36 More "suspicious liquids" for the IV drip
15:17 Jokes about affordability of proper anesthetic
16:40 Taping the tubes together
17:41 Chloroform rag number two!
18:00-21:20 Patient Sedation and eBay Sniping:
18:00 Patient finally falling asleep
19:00 Checking vitals and confirming machines are working
19:58 Reassuring the patient "no one is coming"
20:42 Checking emails and winning an eBay bid!
21:20-24:00 The Poking Test and Missing Glove:
21:20 The classic "poke test" to check if the patient is asleep
22:16 Poking intensifies!
23:08 Back to the chloroform rag
23:40 Whoops! One glove goes missing
24:00-28:00 Lung Extraction Begins:
24:00 Starting with the lung extraction
24:40 Prepping the area with alcohol wipes
25:18 Searching for the lungs and making an incision
25:42 Revealing a "box cutter" as the scalpel
27:14 Dealing with dense ribs and introducing the bone saw
28:00-34:16 Rib Removal and Organ Storage:
28:00 Using a "reputable" Shein bone saw
29:00 Joking about wanting to eat the ribs
30:06 A patient request for rib removal for "flexibility"
31:20 Ribs successfully removed
32:56 Grabbing and storing the lung
34:05 Searching for the nurse to get ice
34:16-39:40 Uterus, Blood Transfusion, and Capri Sun Incident:
34:16 Request to take the uterus
35:03 Reassuring the patient about needing only one lung
35:24 Taping the patient back up
37:28 Dealing with bleeding and a blood transfusion
38:32 Realizing the blood bag is actually a Capri Sun!
39:16 Nurse "Crimson" arrives with the real blood
39:40-46:17 Kidney Acquisition and More Nurse Alias:
39:40 Starting the kidney extraction
40:21 More excitement about Nurse "Alias"
41:00 Accidentally cutting the stomach - "Oops!"
41:46 Continuing the search for the kidney
43:29 Intestine "streamlining" and microplastic discovery
46:17 Kidney successfully stored
46:17-51:52 Jawline Reveal and Anime Girl Nose:
46:17 Deciding not to wear a mask to show off the jawline
47:47 "I'm an anime girl, okay?"
48:42 Offering "Mu Mac syndrome surgery"
49:01 Storing the kidney and joking about taking both
50:37 French kidneys for the next patient
51:14 Considering taking bone marrow
51:52-56:01 Liver Extraction and Infinite Liver Glitch:
51:52 Explaining the organ auction
51:53 Discussing the "infinite liver glitch"
52:42 Discovering depleted uranium tar in the patient
53:24 Getting ready for skin grafting
56:01 Successfully storing the liver
56:01-59:15 Skin Grafting and Impromptu Haircut:
56:01 Starting skin grafting for a "nice lampshade"
57:04 "Dry" skin and applying lotion
58:00 Discovering a latex allergy - "Whoops!"
58:35 Filling the "void" with drywall and expanding foam
59:00 Discussing the "funny" spleen
59:15 Offering a quick haircut with the surgical scissors!
59:15-1:03:40 The Spine as a Musical Instrument:
59:15 Giving a low-taper fade and joking about "mincemeat" in the hair
1:00:00 Wanting the spine as a musical instrument
1:01:11 Continuing skin removal and discussing Dr. Nose's experiments
1:01:59 Almost sniffing the "Ghibli bits" - another hilarious moment!
1:02:50 Back to the skin and impromptu haircut
1:03:40-1:09:40 Heart Condition, Foundation, and Rat Comparisons:
1:03:40 Delivering the skin to Dr. Nose
1:04:38 Deciding against taking the heart due to Mountain Dew consumption
1:05:01 Covering up the "red muscles" with foundation
1:07:10 "I saw a rat that looked like you once" - ouch!
1:08:04 Preparing to extract bone marrow
1:09:40-1:15:35 Bone Marrow, Brain Extraction, and Zombie Talk:
1:09:40 Taking bone marrow for "Minecraft farming"
1:10:03 Moving on to brain extraction
1:10:37 Smoothing out the brain wrinkles
1:11:19 Jokes about having a small brain
1:12:06 Dealing with brain mold
1:13:25 Denying any zombie affiliations
1:15:35-1:19:20 Brain Mold, Prions, and Kuru:
1:15:35 "Good thing I don't have one"
1:16:16 Reassuring the patient about not touching the "BBLs"
1:16:50 Cleaning the brain with drain acid
1:17:13 Joking about sewing the mouth shut
1:18:38 Revealing the patient's origin - Dorembosy
1:19:07 Blaming brain removal for the patient's spelling errors
1:19:20-1:24:14 Taping Up, Dorembosy, and No Lawsuits:
1:19:20 Taping up the patient and discussing Dorembosy
1:20:23 "There's no suing, no unionising, no striking"
1:21:23 Waking up the patient and checking if the surgery worked
1:22:26 Reassuring the patient about their "PPL"
1:23:20 Declaring the surgery a success
1:24:05 Joking about flexibility for the patient's "hobby"
1:24:14-1:28:00 Organ Auction and Five-Star Review:
1:24:14 Storing the organs in a cooler with leftover drinks
1:25:10 Requesting a five-star review
1:25:31 Encouraging the patient to bid for their organs back
1:26:01 Rushing the organs to the auction house
1:26:41 Warning the patient not to return to the clinic
1:27:10 Inviting viewers to the "organ auction ASMR"
1:27:32 Threatening to take the other lung if there's no five-star review
WAA THANK U SO MUCH!!!!
holy fudge, it scrolls down so much.
@@MahdeenSky This is crazy
This is insane tysm for the effort
Everything hurts, can't walk, can't feel my limbs. Breathing isn't normal, and I'm missing my skin. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best operation ever
Average imprisoned raider in rimworld
Oh boy organ harvesting is so cute!
just cute girly things!!!
Well it's a great way to lose a few pounds 👍
Rem's voice always makes me calm. I love Brits
@@shun2240 I wish British people were real
Surgery starts 1:22
REM’s ASMRs are peak comedy. I can’t even 😭😂
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Your ASMRs are so creative and fun! Thanks Rem as always for the comfy horror :3
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My body feels so much lighter now! Thank you, REM!
Thanks for the comfy ASMR Rem
Didn't expect a Rimworld ASMR. Neat!
Thank you so much for the Amazing and Fun Stream REM I feel Different almost like Stronger maybe even Faster I think what was Causing me to have so much Pain has Fully gone away from the Numbing Anastasia, and it has Impacted my Body Massively, And you 100% Deserve 5 Stars for my Gratitude!!!!! Have a Wonderful Goodnight Sleep and Cya Soon REMMY!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I thought i finally got my dream job and now my organs have been harvested! I was still using those!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The surgery was free, which is better than most. Thanks for the stream!!!!!
@@fyretruck6849 good thing they grow back!
@@REMKanashibari Rem, Larry and Mr Sins be working multiple jobs to keep the town in check
so far I'm enjoying asmr! This one is my favorite
Now I can sleep forever ❤❤
Who needs human rights when you have cute
Amazing stream rem
I never expected to see "Cute Organ Harvesting" in my life, it was a strange great experience
Can’t wait to watch this banger🔥
I died during the medical procedure but now I feel much lighter
I recommend it⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Well as long as it’s done cutely I can’t complain
Thanks Rem for the surgery, have a goodnight 💙
Thank you for the timestamps rem, hope my organs can help someone
@@vvevvlord12 no problem!!!
So this is what happens when you fall asleep first at the sleepover
Never been more relaxed while getting my organs harvested 5 star experience
@@kidneybeanboy thank u for the honest and kind review
once again REM does something that maybe considered a felony in several countries but it's okay because she is cute and helped me shed a few pounds I think ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Love the heart eyes
The classic "S"
No aussie growing up in the 2000s went without drawing some of those sick S's
The weight loss tip those other doctors don't want you to know about. Thanks REM for making sure I keep my weight under control and have a nice long forever sleep time
Good night!
Well, thanks for the surgery. Now I'm light headed for some reason.
@@TheUltimate_Lifeform be sure not to walk towards the light
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I dont remember much without my brain but surgeon was cute
You're just like famous celebrity Johnny Sins with all the jobs you keep having.
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Having my organs removed never felt so relaxing!
@@_h1ganban4 don’t need them! Let them be free
Your voice is softer than a velvet sheet. Used to cover our remains
Kinda pricey for just a routine check-up, but getting this level of medical care anywhere else would cost you an arm and a leg
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Surgery was free and I feel lighter than ever. FREE, in this economy!?
You don't have to harvest the heart cause it's already yours ❤
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RIZZ
Wait a minute... I recognize that specific artwork...
@@AceTheMM 😎😎😎
She cooked me up some baby back ribs, luckily she didn't take my stomach
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Thankyou for the stream REM! happy to know my kidney is going to a good cause...however the ethics behind this is questionable...
@@N1CK6477 it was all signed off
@REMKanashibari ahhh that fixes that issue then my bad boss
I love to donate and i did not feel a thing so ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. But no lolipop
@@Sofaspiller I FORGOT OOPS
Miss Remm thank you for your existenz
10/10 operation. Would like to get my organ harvested again
I was planning on going on a diet soon, but thanks to Doctor REM's free surgery, I lost almost 50 pounds overnight! I can't wait to recommend her service to all my friends! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thank you! We have a great referral program too!
Youre gonna have a big surpirse when you find out the resale value on my organs suck. Got gamestop rates on them
@@Hyperiumon no way…
Couldn’t be more happier to have my organs removed 10/10
Instructions unclear I am now an alligator.
But when I do it I'm a criminal 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Some hobbies are just like that 😢
Thank you for the surgery doctor REM but now I feel sleepy.🩵🩵
@@Nazerea don’t fall asleep! It’s a trick!!!
As long as I getting a cut if the funds I’m okay with it
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I feel lighter already
Please not the liver, I need it to be gods drunkest warrior
I think you forgot the Anesthesia.
I’m kinda hungry
@@Frogwithverylargepewpew BBQ short ribs??
i think you left a knife inside in my stomach, Miss Rem
@@L.A.G._official a free gift!