Ty for the asmr, Rem, can't wait to be pushed to exhaustion by yours truly. Timestamps: Introduction & Company Overview (0:00 - 8:00) 2:19: Stream Start. 2:32 - 4:23: Repeated insistence on the company's ethical nature (clearly ironic), introduction to the 'nighttime office' and 'family' environment. 4:24 - 5:02: Congratulations on reaching the final interview stage, explanation of the high turnover rate. 5:03 - 5:27: First hilarious question from chat and immediate firing, followed by another question about family size and maternity leave (none!). 5:30 - 6:01: Explanation of the company name, Rempsey, and its distinction from the '18+ rated' one next door. 6:01 - 6:42: More questions and ironic answers regarding HR and referrals. 6:42 - 7:24: Emphasis on hard work and low/no compensation, intro to the company's main business (selling paper to single moms) and secondary business (gold mining). 7:27 - 8:04: Detailed explanation of the gold mining operation and its risks, firing of chatters for breaking streams and calling the cops. Resume Review & Interview Questions (8:00 - 16:12) 8:08 - 8:37: More about the single mom paper selling business, another firing for a cheeky comment. 8:40 - 9:12: Review of the applicant's resume, highlighting experience as a chef, Mario Kart pro racer, and in the metal pipes industry. 9:15 - 10:36: Further discussion of the metal pipes industry experience, including dropping pipes and hearing degradation. 10:38 - 11:53: Questions about suing the previous company, experience with single moms, and driver's license. 11:56 - 12:53: Asking about handling difficult situations, with humorous answers from chat and the applicant. 13:03 - 13:52: Question about teamwork and preference for solo work, discussion about the 'demons in your head' as a team. 13:56 - 14:48: More on overcoming difficult situations, including divorce for the sake of the interview, emphasizing company loyalty over family. 14:48 - 16:12: Questions about following orders, with humorous responses about cheeseburgers and hug fish. Company Culture and Benefits (16:12 - 26:13) 16:14 - 17:11: Introduction to the company culture focused on efficiency, always being available, and no weekends or vacations (except for the CEO). 17:14 - 18:20: No sick leave, maternity leave, or doctor's appointments. Questions about leaving upon death (undecided) and children as mini co-workers. 18:20 - 19:01: Discussion about breaking legs and working with disabilities, accommodation for dolphins, and experiments with Dr. Nova. 19:01 - 20:00: Questions about criminal records, speeding tickets, and humorous responses from chat. 20:01 - 21:13: How the applicant found the job listing (kidnapped, wanted post, etc.), discussion about the advertising department's struggles. 21:16 - 22:24: Company culture emphasizing no wasted time, 8 days a week, 30 hours a day work schedule, and no sunlight for dedicated employees. 22:27 - 23:36: Questions about leaving upon death (again), children as co-workers, breaking legs, and accommodation for dolphins. 23:37 - 24:12: Humorous discussion about allergies and exposure therapy, the 30-hour workday, British values, and stealing things. 24:15 - 25:51: More on the demanding work schedule, no 401k, British values, pensions, and generating electricity by shaking. 25:53 - 26:13: No funerals (unmarked graves or ashes in Remi feed), no healthcare, no dental care, brief mention of a British maid and Rembot. Company Rules and Regulations (26:13 - 39:43) 26:13 - 27:36: No unionizing (mentioning it might trigger a bomb), no days off, no suing, non-compete clause, being tied to a chair until signing the contract. 27:36 - 28:54: Discussion about going on strike (not allowed), bathroom breaks (gamer bottle), lunch breaks (gamer bucket), no sunlight, and VR headsets for simulated sunlight. 28:58 - 30:00: Rule about throwing rule-breakers out the window and taking away their BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts, a company perk). 30:01 - 31:21: Discussion about healthcare (none), fighting for food, dental care (none), British maid, Rembot, ankle monitors for 24/7 tracking. 31:21 - 32:28: Working naked (no uniforms), house arrest via ankle monitors, no dating Rembot, questions about the safety of being naked in the mines. 32:28 - 33:31: Rempsey Rule #1: No unionizing. Mentioning it might get you fired or trigger a bomb. 33:33 - 34:21: No saying the U-word (unionizing), no days off, no suing (due to previous lawsuits), non-compete clause. 34:21 - 35:32: Discussion about bathroom breaks (gamer bottles), lunch breaks (gamer buckets), no sunlight, and the possibility of a simulated sun LED screen. 35:33 - 36:42: No unionizing or striking (again), discussion about bathroom breaks (gamer bottles) and lunch breaks. 36:42 - 38:04: Rule about throwing rule-breakers out the window (again), discussion about BBLs as a company perk, healthcare (none), and fighting for food. 38:04 - 39:43: No healthcare (again), discussion about the British maid, Rembot, and ankle monitors for 24/7 tracking, working naked (again). Compensation, Benefits, and Final Questions (39:43 - 56:35) 39:43 - 40:19: No uniforms (working naked), no dating Rembot (need to submit a form), discussion about the safety and benefits of working naked. 40:19 - 41:20: No breaks, no leaving, no salary, no food, no clothes, calling a lawyer (red flag), no HR department for complaints. 41:20 - 42:29: No holidays (except for the CEO's Bahamas trips), discussion about the weight of the ankle monitors and the CEO's justification for her trips. 42:29 - 43:40: Possibility of a 15-second break (negotiated down to 5 seconds), a 15% raise (on a salary of zero), the CEO wearing thinking glasses for math. 43:40 - 44:54: Discussion about the pay being 1 Remillion (misunderstanding), the cost of working at the embassy, and the marvels of technology. 44:54 - 46:11: Questions about joining the CEO in the Bahamas (no), signing without knowing how to write (thumbprint or stamp will do), using a fake name (no). 46:11 - 47:30: Request for full government name, address, phone number, mum's number (if single), and social security number. Offer to brew tea in the microwave (rejected). 47:30 - 48:27: Being fired for offering microwaved tea (unacceptable in British culture), offer of a second chance, questions about returning the ankle bomb and putting in a two weeks' notice. 48:27 - 49:39: No leaving the Rempsey once the contract is signed, no firing, offer of a bribe with Mountain Dew (accepted), discussion about organ donation if unable to work. 49:39 - 51:10: Referrals encouraged for organ donation, questions about where bodies go (unmarked graves or Remi feed), being late due to a BBL, discussion about selling cable TV. 51:10 - 52:27: Questions about the benefits of stamps (none, just a gimmick), the environmentally friendly nature of the company, and dating the single moms (allowed if you sell the paper). 52:27 - 53:32: Bringing your own clothes (allowed, but you handle laundry), the CEO's tiring job of gambling away company assets, and the business handshake. 53:32 - 54:32: Performing the business handshake, questions about having only one finger on each hand and getting a twerking emote (unlikely). 54:32 - 55:27: The business handshake as the official greeting, discussion about the company Discord for communication and receiving the wok and bean ration. 55:31 - 56:35: Reminder to clock in every day, no striking, questions about getting an extra half a bean (maybe), promotions (at the CEO's discretion). Signing the Contract and Trial Shift (56:35 - 1:03:16) 56:35 - 57:34: Signing the contract with a butt cheek imprint, questions about organ harvesting, and the need for a lawyer (not necessary, according to the CEO). 57:34 - 58:22: Signing with the name "Venus", a medical condition involving cheeks, finding a role for the applicant despite the condition. 58:26 - 59:26: Clarification about the name "Venus", starting the trial shift with 'B for Bumblebee'. 59:26 - 1:01:21: Introduction to the desk, tasks to be completed by the end of the day (including making tea, scrubbing toilets, and booking a BBL appointment), no video games allowed. 1:01:22 - 1:02:11: No video games allowed (again), screaming under the floor (sketchy neighborhood), allowed to watch Rem Kaneshibari, the mines are downstairs on level -2. 1:02:11 - 1:03:16: Allowed to play Minecraft in the mines, instructions to have the company pickaxe ready, possibility of mining Bitcoin, final instructions and goodbyes.
I missed the interview on account of applying at the REMbussy during the interview timeslot, but I didn’t get that job and then the REMbassy called me to give me a job anyway! Can’t wait for this first day! (Also the sirens before she could even finish saying “welcome” had me in tears. Great ASMR.)
Rem calling the police on the neighborhood was a genius stream opener move ^^ I also love the the constant references to other streams like the speeding ticket or the pilot Somehow got the job despite a criminal record what a successful job interview
Thanks for the ASMR stream! Really enjoy the themed ASMR you do, and how it carries over to another idea afterwards. Chats interactions are also funny to hear!
Maybe some unorthodox questions for a job interview, but I got the job! The interviewer made me sign the contract with my behind, which was a little weird, but whatever!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Far from the worst job interview i've ever had. Thanks for the creative stream, REM!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great company to work for and very passionate about getting work done. there are zero benefits, but you get to watch your favorite vtuber, REM kanashibari, at work. highly recommend working for this company.
I was only able to catch a bit of the stream before going to class! I shall offer my organs after the vod comes back.... They found out you were going to do something very sussy LOL
Average job interview in nijisanji. Anyways good ASMR Rem ! Keep going for the futur lobotomy (i hardly know her) ASMR or a other organ harvesting, allien experiment or... Well keep going !
I dont think I want to work for the Rembassy, with no electricity there would be no wifi, kind of unacceptable. also I am surprised that we have to clock in since we never get to leave. Since I seem to have a few side jobs, I dont think I for-fill all the demands. I hope that you dont mind if I now and then sneak around at the workplace though.
Thank you so much for the Amazing and Fun Roleplay Stream REM I loved this so much that I thinking of Applying and Signing up Online!!!!! Easily Deserves 5 Stars for the Professional Information and Tour Guildance!!!!! Have a Wonderful Goodnight Sleep and Cya Soon REMMY!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Ty for the asmr, Rem, can't wait to be pushed to exhaustion by yours truly.
Timestamps:
Introduction & Company Overview (0:00 - 8:00)
2:19: Stream Start.
2:32 - 4:23: Repeated insistence on the company's ethical nature (clearly ironic), introduction to the 'nighttime office' and 'family' environment.
4:24 - 5:02: Congratulations on reaching the final interview stage, explanation of the high turnover rate.
5:03 - 5:27: First hilarious question from chat and immediate firing, followed by another question about family size and maternity leave (none!).
5:30 - 6:01: Explanation of the company name, Rempsey, and its distinction from the '18+ rated' one next door.
6:01 - 6:42: More questions and ironic answers regarding HR and referrals.
6:42 - 7:24: Emphasis on hard work and low/no compensation, intro to the company's main business (selling paper to single moms) and secondary business (gold mining).
7:27 - 8:04: Detailed explanation of the gold mining operation and its risks, firing of chatters for breaking streams and calling the cops.
Resume Review & Interview Questions (8:00 - 16:12)
8:08 - 8:37: More about the single mom paper selling business, another firing for a cheeky comment.
8:40 - 9:12: Review of the applicant's resume, highlighting experience as a chef, Mario Kart pro racer, and in the metal pipes industry.
9:15 - 10:36: Further discussion of the metal pipes industry experience, including dropping pipes and hearing degradation.
10:38 - 11:53: Questions about suing the previous company, experience with single moms, and driver's license.
11:56 - 12:53: Asking about handling difficult situations, with humorous answers from chat and the applicant.
13:03 - 13:52: Question about teamwork and preference for solo work, discussion about the 'demons in your head' as a team.
13:56 - 14:48: More on overcoming difficult situations, including divorce for the sake of the interview, emphasizing company loyalty over family.
14:48 - 16:12: Questions about following orders, with humorous responses about cheeseburgers and hug fish.
Company Culture and Benefits (16:12 - 26:13)
16:14 - 17:11: Introduction to the company culture focused on efficiency, always being available, and no weekends or vacations (except for the CEO).
17:14 - 18:20: No sick leave, maternity leave, or doctor's appointments. Questions about leaving upon death (undecided) and children as mini co-workers.
18:20 - 19:01: Discussion about breaking legs and working with disabilities, accommodation for dolphins, and experiments with Dr. Nova.
19:01 - 20:00: Questions about criminal records, speeding tickets, and humorous responses from chat.
20:01 - 21:13: How the applicant found the job listing (kidnapped, wanted post, etc.), discussion about the advertising department's struggles.
21:16 - 22:24: Company culture emphasizing no wasted time, 8 days a week, 30 hours a day work schedule, and no sunlight for dedicated employees.
22:27 - 23:36: Questions about leaving upon death (again), children as co-workers, breaking legs, and accommodation for dolphins.
23:37 - 24:12: Humorous discussion about allergies and exposure therapy, the 30-hour workday, British values, and stealing things.
24:15 - 25:51: More on the demanding work schedule, no 401k, British values, pensions, and generating electricity by shaking.
25:53 - 26:13: No funerals (unmarked graves or ashes in Remi feed), no healthcare, no dental care, brief mention of a British maid and Rembot.
Company Rules and Regulations (26:13 - 39:43)
26:13 - 27:36: No unionizing (mentioning it might trigger a bomb), no days off, no suing, non-compete clause, being tied to a chair until signing the contract.
27:36 - 28:54: Discussion about going on strike (not allowed), bathroom breaks (gamer bottle), lunch breaks (gamer bucket), no sunlight, and VR headsets for simulated sunlight.
28:58 - 30:00: Rule about throwing rule-breakers out the window and taking away their BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts, a company perk).
30:01 - 31:21: Discussion about healthcare (none), fighting for food, dental care (none), British maid, Rembot, ankle monitors for 24/7 tracking.
31:21 - 32:28: Working naked (no uniforms), house arrest via ankle monitors, no dating Rembot, questions about the safety of being naked in the mines.
32:28 - 33:31: Rempsey Rule #1: No unionizing. Mentioning it might get you fired or trigger a bomb.
33:33 - 34:21: No saying the U-word (unionizing), no days off, no suing (due to previous lawsuits), non-compete clause.
34:21 - 35:32: Discussion about bathroom breaks (gamer bottles), lunch breaks (gamer buckets), no sunlight, and the possibility of a simulated sun LED screen.
35:33 - 36:42: No unionizing or striking (again), discussion about bathroom breaks (gamer bottles) and lunch breaks.
36:42 - 38:04: Rule about throwing rule-breakers out the window (again), discussion about BBLs as a company perk, healthcare (none), and fighting for food.
38:04 - 39:43: No healthcare (again), discussion about the British maid, Rembot, and ankle monitors for 24/7 tracking, working naked (again).
Compensation, Benefits, and Final Questions (39:43 - 56:35)
39:43 - 40:19: No uniforms (working naked), no dating Rembot (need to submit a form), discussion about the safety and benefits of working naked.
40:19 - 41:20: No breaks, no leaving, no salary, no food, no clothes, calling a lawyer (red flag), no HR department for complaints.
41:20 - 42:29: No holidays (except for the CEO's Bahamas trips), discussion about the weight of the ankle monitors and the CEO's justification for her trips.
42:29 - 43:40: Possibility of a 15-second break (negotiated down to 5 seconds), a 15% raise (on a salary of zero), the CEO wearing thinking glasses for math.
43:40 - 44:54: Discussion about the pay being 1 Remillion (misunderstanding), the cost of working at the embassy, and the marvels of technology.
44:54 - 46:11: Questions about joining the CEO in the Bahamas (no), signing without knowing how to write (thumbprint or stamp will do), using a fake name (no).
46:11 - 47:30: Request for full government name, address, phone number, mum's number (if single), and social security number. Offer to brew tea in the microwave (rejected).
47:30 - 48:27: Being fired for offering microwaved tea (unacceptable in British culture), offer of a second chance, questions about returning the ankle bomb and putting in a two weeks' notice.
48:27 - 49:39: No leaving the Rempsey once the contract is signed, no firing, offer of a bribe with Mountain Dew (accepted), discussion about organ donation if unable to work.
49:39 - 51:10: Referrals encouraged for organ donation, questions about where bodies go (unmarked graves or Remi feed), being late due to a BBL, discussion about selling cable TV.
51:10 - 52:27: Questions about the benefits of stamps (none, just a gimmick), the environmentally friendly nature of the company, and dating the single moms (allowed if you sell the paper).
52:27 - 53:32: Bringing your own clothes (allowed, but you handle laundry), the CEO's tiring job of gambling away company assets, and the business handshake.
53:32 - 54:32: Performing the business handshake, questions about having only one finger on each hand and getting a twerking emote (unlikely).
54:32 - 55:27: The business handshake as the official greeting, discussion about the company Discord for communication and receiving the wok and bean ration.
55:31 - 56:35: Reminder to clock in every day, no striking, questions about getting an extra half a bean (maybe), promotions (at the CEO's discretion).
Signing the Contract and Trial Shift (56:35 - 1:03:16)
56:35 - 57:34: Signing the contract with a butt cheek imprint, questions about organ harvesting, and the need for a lawyer (not necessary, according to the CEO).
57:34 - 58:22: Signing with the name "Venus", a medical condition involving cheeks, finding a role for the applicant despite the condition.
58:26 - 59:26: Clarification about the name "Venus", starting the trial shift with 'B for Bumblebee'.
59:26 - 1:01:21: Introduction to the desk, tasks to be completed by the end of the day (including making tea, scrubbing toilets, and booking a BBL appointment), no video games allowed.
1:01:22 - 1:02:11: No video games allowed (again), screaming under the floor (sketchy neighborhood), allowed to watch Rem Kaneshibari, the mines are downstairs on level -2.
1:02:11 - 1:03:16: Allowed to play Minecraft in the mines, instructions to have the company pickaxe ready, possibility of mining Bitcoin, final instructions and goodbyes.
THANK U!!! Congrats on your new job!!!
"Hello welcome! *siren literally in the front yard* OMG" is the best opening for an ASMR I've ever heard.
I missed the interview on account of applying at the REMbussy during the interview timeslot, but I didn’t get that job and then the REMbassy called me to give me a job anyway! Can’t wait for this first day!
(Also the sirens before she could even finish saying “welcome” had me in tears. Great ASMR.)
I HATE MY CHUNGUS LIFE
I HATE MY DISGUSTING CHUNGUS LIFE
Rem calling the police on the neighborhood was a genius stream opener move ^^
I also love the the constant references to other streams like the speeding ticket or the pilot
Somehow got the job despite a criminal record
what a successful job interview
the REMCU lore is expanding! Congratulations! 🤝🤝
I knew something was sketchy here....
10/10 will interview again
Thanks for the ASMR stream! Really enjoy the themed ASMR you do, and how it carries over to another idea afterwards.
Chats interactions are also funny to hear!
Maybe some unorthodox questions for a job interview, but I got the job! The interviewer made me sign the contract with my behind, which was a little weird, but whatever!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Far from the worst job interview i've ever had. Thanks for the creative stream, REM!
Nothing beats the sound of keyboard clacking asmr, As always, thank you for helping me relax with your amazing content
I'm glad it was able to help you relax!!!
5 SECOND BREAK LETS GOOOO!!!!!!
Had hopes it could have lasted more. Since today Im off work I would have stayed for more np. But thanks for the stream Rem.
Just how I like my companies, extra Black. Amazing Stream REM!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
oh boy, a job interview to finally be able to support my gacha addiction! surely nothing bad won't happen to me...(thank you for the stream REM)
Thanks for the interview Rem, have a good evening 💙👍
Thank your for the stream rem, the ending was definitely unexpected. Hopefully my bbl is still in place when I wake up ww
Got the job, that's all that matters
Thanks for the interview Rem, it will be amazing working with you. Have a good evening 💙
Start 2:16
Wow✨ I'm convinced, working at this company might change my life!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Great company to work for and very passionate about getting work done. there are zero benefits, but you get to watch your favorite vtuber, REM kanashibari, at work. highly recommend working for this company.
thank u for the good glass door review!!!
Amazing stream rem welcome all new employees
Thanks for the stream, boss!
Thank you for the stream my beloved REM See you soon.🩵🩵🩵
hello everyone, good morning
what a comfy interview 📋
Hello welcome 🚨😁 🚓 this is a very 🚨🚨 🚓 ethical company 🚓🚨🚨
The deep lore keeps expending
siren coming in on record timing LOL i feel so bad
@@soldier1007 I was so mad 🤣🤣
It's been awhile since I've had a job interview, they sure have changed in recent times
we are a very trendy company
@@REMKanashibari Very efficient, no second interview or well call you in for 5 weeks of training just straight into the fulfilling job
I was just dropped off at the front and chained to my desk. 10/10
I thought it would be a very boring job interview because 100% of interviewees fell asleep halfway... I was pleasantly surprised.
That wasnt a siren that was a got damn Railgun, only reason it stopped was cause of goat Touma Kamijou
29:50 Lmfao I just mis-read the Chapter's title as 'Slavery + Benefits'
She only said Welcome and cops were already on the case :DD i just cant ;D
But this wasn't in the job description...
Is setting fire to random objects considered a disqualification?
why would u want to do that
@@REMKanashibari pretty colors
"This is a very ethical company"
but why 5-0's at our ahhes!?
I was only able to catch a bit of the stream before going to class! I shall offer my organs after the vod comes back.... They found out you were going to do something very sussy LOL
why am I getting "This live stream recording is not available" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
it's back now! not sure why ;o
@@REMKanashibari 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Average job interview in nijisanji.
Anyways good ASMR Rem ! Keep going for the futur lobotomy (i hardly know her) ASMR or a other organ harvesting, allien experiment or... Well keep going !
This job is Sus
I dont think I want to work for the Rembassy, with no electricity there would be no wifi, kind of unacceptable.
also I am surprised that we have to clock in since we never get to leave.
Since I seem to have a few side jobs, I dont think I for-fill all the demands.
I hope that you dont mind if I now and then sneak around at the workplace though.
Not the rembassy...
My organs are going to be harvested?! 😭
:) profits are skyrocketing!!
i said that i loved being exploited as a worker and my comment was deleted? i thought that would make me a great candidate. what gives!!
there is no exploitation at the REMbassy
@@REMKanashibari my bad. i love working for a big family with competitive wages! (we have to compete to be paid)
Why are you like this??😂 Lol (its great tho)
I know how to make instant noodles, can you let me work in the kitchen please?
we need some chefs!
Hmmmmmm 😅
Did I get the job or are my organs gonna be stolen ?
@@metalhead_jj2891 both!
Will I get a 1-dollar bonus?
@@Heloise_DR that’s asking for a bit too much
seriously, what is wrong with your neighbourhood!!!!
the fact that i am in it
Thank you so much for the Amazing and Fun Roleplay Stream REM I loved this so much that I thinking of Applying and Signing up Online!!!!! Easily Deserves 5 Stars for the Professional Information and Tour Guildance!!!!! Have a Wonderful Goodnight Sleep and Cya Soon REMMY!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐