Had a friend of mine (Navy PO1) meet a woman in Pensacola and slept with her. In the morning he sees this picture of her with this man in a Commander's uniform. He asks her who that is, and she says, "Oh, that's my husband. He's the XO of the USS Lexington."😱😱😱
This is hilarious, this is also too common with women cheating on their husbands/boyfriends who are currently in the military. Even if she was to say “Oh we have an understanding, he said I can sleep with other men while he’s deployed”, I’d be like “Naw I’m good”, ESPECIALLY if you got a WHOLE ASS PICTURE of him next to your bed. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm amazed how easily people forget thinking about STDs. Like, if this B is trying to eff me she's probably done this before and, so, only God knows what that woman carries.
Happened to me long time ago. Didn't find out she had a bf until afterwards. Not to mention that he was a SEAL. At first I thought, "oh, shit!" But then he came back from deployment after several months. We all stayed roommates until I got a place of my own. He never said anything when he got home. I just played it cool and we stayed friends. I think he knew what was going on but it kept her straight until he got back. She was a bit of a freak and I think he worried she was messing with the whole base club. Freaked me out when he told me he had a background check done on me. They broke up about 2 years after we moved into a bigger place and she went back to where she grew up in the midwest. Soon after, I got another gf and moved into another place. Ah, memories. 😎
I know exactly who Gary Owen is. I noticed that there were quite a few mentions of Shane Gillis. I don't know who that is and had nothing to compare. I trust that Gary is better.
@@kw9568Gary was going to blank the blank out of the Seal's woman. If the Seal had caught them, he would have blanked the blank out of Gary with his foot. Get it now? BTW, I didn't get any notification of your comment. YT is not a well-run site.
It’s not like people can have similar experiences, right? Even comedians will admit it’s a tricky thing; having similar thoughts and experiences a the way the joke is told.
@@rekkidink yeah I am sure Carlos said that as well. If a comedian has a joke in their special leave it alone that’s all. Go steal from an open mic somewhere you can get away with it.
Not even close. Shane’s bit is about ex boyfriends and jokes on hating on what they used to do. Completely different his joke wasn’t good like Shane’s but wayyyy different
And that's why you don't need to watch clips if you watch this entire bit you would've known the context. Also Gary literally talks about this all the time a lot of comedians think the same so joke premises be similar however Shane joke is not even close to this especially when you watch it in context and if you knew Gary he actually was in the navy which is what he is talking about here
her man showing up on a f**king zip line took me out!😂😂😂😂
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Gary was like aint NO 😺 worth my life
Yeah don't be Jody😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just saw you on the "House of Payne" the zipline though 🤦🏽♀️
Lol... him & Shane Gillis
Had a friend of mine (Navy PO1) meet a woman in Pensacola and slept with her. In the morning he sees this picture of her with this man in a Commander's uniform. He asks her who that is, and she says, "Oh, that's my husband. He's the XO of the USS Lexington."😱😱😱
This happens a LOOOOOT
This is hilarious, this is also too common with women cheating on their husbands/boyfriends who are currently in the military. Even if she was to say “Oh we have an understanding, he said I can sleep with other men while he’s deployed”, I’d be like “Naw I’m good”, ESPECIALLY if you got a WHOLE ASS PICTURE of him next to your bed. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm amazed how easily people forget thinking about STDs. Like, if this B is trying to eff me she's probably done this before and, so, only God knows what that woman carries.
Happened to me long time ago. Didn't find out she had a bf until afterwards. Not to mention that he was a SEAL. At first I thought, "oh, shit!" But then he came back from deployment after several months. We all stayed roommates until I got a place of my own. He never said anything when he got home. I just played it cool and we stayed friends. I think he knew what was going on but it kept her straight until he got back. She was a bit of a freak and I think he worried she was messing with the whole base club. Freaked me out when he told me he had a background check done on me. They broke up about 2 years after we moved into a bigger place and she went back to where she grew up in the midwest. Soon after, I got another gf and moved into another place. Ah, memories. 😎
“I’m Out!”
When will you come to AZ?
I've never heard of Shane Gillis, but the joke is hilarious. 😂
🤣🤣I was like dude there’s 4 branches of the military you didn’t have to land on the SAME ONE even if the joke isn’t necessarily the same
This is Gary Owens, not Shane Gillis anyway haha….they are both good but I like Gary better
I know exactly who Gary Owen is. I noticed that there were quite a few mentions of Shane Gillis. I don't know who that is and had nothing to compare. I trust that Gary is better.
Mf said "I'm out" 😗✌️" LMAOOOOO
The Navy Seal would've done to Gary what Gary would've done to the Seal's woman, except he would've done it with his foot. lol
I don't get it 🤔
@@kw9568Gary was going to blank the blank out of the Seal's woman. If the Seal had caught them, he would have blanked the blank out of Gary with his foot.
Get it now? BTW, I didn't get any notification of your comment. YT is not a well-run site.
@@llwc9435 ohhhhhhh lol 🤣🤣🤣
It was the picture for me. 😅😅Who's that? that's my boyfriend
He's in the navy seal. Yes, I'M OUT!!✌️ You got me confused. Screaming 😅😅much 🖤🤍🖤🤍
No zip line just a video watched him clearing his bedroom. Luckily he didn't use flash bangs.
Yup been there
Shane’s joke is completely different. All y’all saying that are just wrong. It wasn’t a good joke but he ain’t stealing
Both are true stories...
Somebody b stealin
That shit happened to me
you missed out, he's Navy, he prolly is recording her with strangers cuz he LIKES that.
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Don’t go to the Apex lounge in Fayetteville.
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Really you deleted the cuss words?
Kinda riffing off of Shane Gillis just a bit
It’s not like people can have similar experiences, right? Even comedians will admit it’s a tricky thing; having similar thoughts and experiences a the way the joke is told.
@@rekkidink yeah I am sure Carlos said that as well. If a comedian has a joke in their special leave it alone that’s all. Go steal from an open mic somewhere you can get away with it.
@@TNrooster nah, Carlos is a reputed unapologetic joke thief. It’s documented. I understand your point though.
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Damn bruh Navy Seals get cheated on ? What hope is there for the rest of us lol
Be a comedian 😂😂😂
Girls like funny guys who are actually available. If you're deployed your girl is LONELY! Duh!!!
@@kw9568 it was a joke my friend not literal
@@Rvbeus oh okay I see
This is just a modified joke stolen from Shane Gillis
Not even close. Shane’s bit is about ex boyfriends and jokes on hating on what they used to do. Completely different his joke wasn’t good like Shane’s but wayyyy different
The only thing that's the same is navy seals 🤣 not even close to being the same joke look it up before commenting 🤦🏾♂️
And that's why you don't need to watch clips if you watch this entire bit you would've known the context. Also Gary literally talks about this all the time a lot of comedians think the same so joke premises be similar however Shane joke is not even close to this especially when you watch it in context and if you knew Gary he actually was in the navy which is what he is talking about here
blow it out with what?
About as funny as standing barefooted on a nail.
Shane gillis joke!!
Isn't this the guy who's kids don't talk to him anymore because he cheated on their Mom?
That has what to do with this joke?
Aren't you the nobody talking to everybody about somebody 🤣 take a nap 💯
This dude stand up not funny
Come on dawg , when are people gonna stop stealing jokes , look it up if you think I’m talking shish
Shane Gillis joke , come up with your own shish my guy
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