Kingpin's Origin but Everything is a product of his WEIGHT

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2021
  • "Because of my weight."
    The Kingpin of crime himself recalls the days of his obesity.
    I made all the captions, inspired by a lot of the amazing comments below.
    I don't own the original clip obviously.
    Note to the TH-cam Team:
    This doesn't fall into "Reused Content" because it is, under TH-cam's definition of what is allowed to monetize, "A funny or thoughtful revision of content you didn't originally create".
    Though it may appear unedited at first, scrolling into the comments for a moment will make it clear that there are many edits hidden throughout, that are subtle for the sake of comedy. Every utterance of "because of my weight" is an edit of the original clip that changes the context. "Fat" is also edited. Additionally, much of the clip is cut down for good pacing. All of these changes give the video an entirely different essence, and it can definitely be classified as "a funny revision".
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  • @StaticFuzz
    @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    WOW!! 500k veiws! All my other vids average around 100-400, so this exploding out of knowhere is just insane to me.
    I love seeing everyone's reactions, how much it made them laugh. It genuinely makes my day! I really couldn't ask for a better audience.
    If you guys could get me over that 1,000 subscriber finish line it would mean the WORLD to me! I'm so close.
    Thanks for everything!! Love all you guys.

    • @TheUltimateRey
      @TheUltimateRey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Can you do more from the 90’s spider-man 😂

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Probably, I'm thinking of making a sequel!

    • @ideeyes4054
      @ideeyes4054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'll consider but I am not sure...because of my weight

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Sacrifices must be made.

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U should made at the end weight must be made

  • @MrTriangleWorld
    @MrTriangleWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18294

    “I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight.”
    Such a vicious cycle. I can see why he turned to crime.

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      Poor Willie. Literally couldn't win.

    • @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
      @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      you could say he was crushed by the weight of the situation xD

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Sorry son, that's just the *weight* things are!

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      The duality of life

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      If only he cutted before he bulked

  • @donseavey3704
    @donseavey3704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5437

    I like how his villain origin story is not being able to do a pull up

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      Because of his weight.

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “You are a worthless piece a’shit, Pyle! Get out of my face!”

    • @lgrace3874
      @lgrace3874 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      One pull-up Private Pyle!

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@lgrace3874 Considering vincent d Onofrio played both kingpin and private pyle, this comment is platinum

    • @guardianhirro
      @guardianhirro ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Many such cases

  • @anomalocaris9298
    @anomalocaris9298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    He eradicated all records of his weight because he's deeply ashamed of the years when he weighed less than 400 pounds and doesn't want anybody to know.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That got me

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You and the comment section have done more to flesh out F A T than this episode did.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or if you're European, less than 180 kilograms.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MarvinPowell1 thank you

  • @musicandmagic909
    @musicandmagic909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8310

    See, a novice would have just slathered the line onto every piece of dialogue and called it a day. You used it like a master, not too much, but enough to be silly. Bravo.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      This guy gets it!!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Also got to love how it's layered/reverbed during the first utterance, and the Ehh eyugh noise is added in a second time just in case you didn't hear it the first time, seriously bravo, fantastic editing.

    • @ssbmwar9386
      @ssbmwar9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Just a happy little "my weight" bob ross would be proud

    • @Lord_Drakostar
      @Lord_Drakostar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And thus, and masterpiece was born

    • @JCZ075
      @JCZ075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      So, I didn’t read the title carefully, and I don’t think I’d ever seen the original scene before. So, for the first half of the video, I genuinely thought that the repetition of “my weight” was part of the original dialogue UNTIL I read this comment.
      Remember, kids: only YOU can prevent your own misunderstandings and misinterpretations, by reading CAREFULLY.

  • @NONE.Dragon
    @NONE.Dragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5234

    Fat's Father: Sorry, son. That's the weight things are.

    • @jaydenslaptop6548
      @jaydenslaptop6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      “Eghh eghh”

    • @UTM88
      @UTM88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      MISSED OPPURTUNITY

    • @ivanp7
      @ivanp7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      You must carry the weight of your sins, son.

    • @dorktales254
      @dorktales254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He had to weigh his options

    • @majorgiggles
      @majorgiggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Way less cringey than Angel in BF2042.

  • @dawnguy842
    @dawnguy842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6452

    It's not always about the money Spider-Man, it's about M Y W E I G H T

    • @malikwright1519
      @malikwright1519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hell naw that shit sill af

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      “Let’s go weight, love the weight, hit a fat run baby.”

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Circuitssmith weightlifting fans be like

    • @dorathedestroyer770
      @dorathedestroyer770 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Circuitssmith or a fat walk

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      1:21 ultimate spiderman quickly knew him as fat. He really laid on the jokes snowflakes would call fat shaming today.

  • @YowLife
    @YowLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    1:22
    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement computer system"
    That actually makes more sense than him mastering technology offscreen.

    • @JojonathanOliveira
      @JojonathanOliveira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@bigwinz and in the 90s

    • @JeeJ0LeeL
      @JeeJ0LeeL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      c o m p o o t e r

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      "Sit on the servers until you break in"
      "I'm not sure how that will work, but I'll give it a try!"

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@JeeJ0LeeL NO PUNS UNTIL MARCH! YOU KNOW THE RULES

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yeah specially because the records were more likely to exist on physical support than digital. "Oh, looks like we lost the digital format, ask the intern to make a new migration of data from the records."

  • @cblake4111
    @cblake4111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    The absolute funniest part to me is that Smythe considers him hacking into the law enforcement computer system to erase his weight information the most insidious thing he's ever done.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Makes me laugh every time I think about it

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not everyone can go the route of bioengineering the perfect physique.

    • @louisjeffs5317
      @louisjeffs5317 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sacrifices must be made.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@louisjeffs5317 because of his weight.

    • @sarahbostrom9358
      @sarahbostrom9358 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He used the weight to destroy the weight

  • @dinisnascimento4929
    @dinisnascimento4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    "I knew you were fat, but this"
    "Sacrifices must be made, because of my weight"

    • @thefatass500
      @thefatass500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I had the same exact thoughts!

    • @watcher805
      @watcher805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂 goddamm

  • @davidpaul6290
    @davidpaul6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6117

    Kingpin in into the spider-verse: Gone mad because of the death of his wife, and kid.
    Kingpin in Daredevil: Gone mad because of his childhood abuse, and scarring.
    Kingpin in 90’s Spiderman: Gone mad because of his w e i g h t .

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Sounds like a man gone mad because of society
      and his weight.

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      And hilariously enough, the last one may have been obsessed with his WEIGHT, but at the same time he was the most powerful incarnation of them all.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 truly, the truffle shuffle gives power to all who wield it.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Kingpin in the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie: *Puffs cigar charismatically then beats his own bodyguards to death for literally no reason*

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@PerfectAzrael We live in a society after all.

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    I genuinely love how Kingpin is the least logical supervillain to exist. He's ridiculously strong and durable, without any explanation other than him just being a big guy. Not to mention he magically learns to be a master hacker in prison that can code so well he can evade government detection and flip the economy upside down into his favor. The only explanation Marvel has given us about his general backstory is that he's fat.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      His weight class is superhuman.

    • @RC-hv1yx
      @RC-hv1yx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Yeah. He didn’t fall into a vat of electric eels, have robot arms take over his body, or get possessed by alien goo. He’s just… large. Because of his weight.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      "Least logical supervillain." Have you heard of Armless Tiger Man?

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ianfinrir8724 Surely you just made that up.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@JohnSmith-ox3gy Nope, see for yourself: th-cam.com/video/7-TYzylSbyE/w-d-xo.html

  • @threescoops8672
    @threescoops8672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    You know, even in the original version, Kingpin being ostracized by his peers is what caused him to seek approval from his criminal father only to be betrayed.
    So canonically, everything *is* a product of his w e i g h t.

  • @corporatecommander4066
    @corporatecommander4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    I love how kingpin can range from just a regular fat dude to a literal circle

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      Or a literal square in Spider-Verse. Man is a fridge with legs.

    • @chrisrockett5897
      @chrisrockett5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      @@caldw615 Mans is a literal Thwomp from Mario.

    • @Caxkj0
      @Caxkj0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Because of his W E I G H T.

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@chrisrockett5897 whomp but less flat?

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@caldw615, More like a man shaped Wallet to be honest. Actually no not just that! The guy is such the Heavyweight in riches alone he might as well be the whole safe! XD

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    "Hey, wanna play?"
    "They all hated me, because of my weight."

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Kingpin being too fat to escape from the cops is both the best and worst supervillain origin story ever.

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system"
    I like to imagine kingpin just violently slamming his dump truck badonkadonk into the keyboard.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      As a programmer I know that is bound to work. No software tester has ever thought to check for this exploit. Never talk about this, if this got out it could be worse than The Millennium bug!

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wilson Thicc

    • @therainenetwork3510
      @therainenetwork3510 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vaksharules1999 Extra thicc!

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "The fingers you're using are too fat. Access Granted." Trophy Unlocked: Hefty Hacker

  • @Shugunou
    @Shugunou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight." *Value cannot be above 999*

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Now it makes sense.

    • @legorobert5378
      @legorobert5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Its because he was so fat, he coulding move his jaws because thet were too fat, therefore he coulding eat food, therefore he couldint gain more weight.

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@legorobert5378 Did you mean ‘couldn't/could not’?

    • @legorobert5378
      @legorobert5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@PokefanGuquizUjixyz perhaps.
      Typimg with a phone is hard when i jave these rock hard "U" shaped hands as a lego figure. Especially cuz im modeled after the stupidest lego figure of all of them, whichnis of course Lego Robert.

    • @Shugunou
      @Shugunou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@legorobert5378 Interesting. I feel this could be canon.

  • @teldoroteldoro4476
    @teldoroteldoro4476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    “I even took a new name: Fisk. But I quickly became known as, Fat.” Absolutely lost it

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Because of his WEIGHT.

    • @dolefinz0789
      @dolefinz0789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steal comments much

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dolefinz0789 What the literal fuck do you mean. He just quoted the video. How is that a stolen comment. You fucktards are gonna give me an aneurysm

    • @dolefinz0789
      @dolefinz0789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hamzamemon3081 steal insults much

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dolefinz0789 Nvm, it’s my fault for being baited by a virgin troll 🤷‍♂️

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Joker (1989): Throw into a vat of chemicals
    Joker (2019): Throw him into society
    Kingpin (1994): Throw him into W E I G H T

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Joker (2008): Throw him into a vat of anime memes, batman

    • @user-hx7rb7up3g
      @user-hx7rb7up3g 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Throw him into Macdonald's

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-hx7rb7up3g Nikocado Kingpincado

  • @skippingstep1515
    @skippingstep1515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "It's not always about the money, Spiderman. It's about the W E I G H T."

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *(Looks straight at the fourth wall/viewer)*

    • @thereccher8746
      @thereccher8746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love the weight baby let's go weight.

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thereccher8746
      Alright, hit a fat run baby let’s go weight.

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    "I used my *W E I G H T* to break into the law enforcement computer system and to eradicate all records of my *W E I G H T."*

    • @iowanimperium7258
      @iowanimperium7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What pure evil

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The fact that here Smythe is so outraged by this and not about Kingpin killing his father like in the original version speaks volumes.

    • @bigfroggo2434
      @bigfroggo2434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "I used *M Y W E I G H T* to destroy *M Y W E I G H T*
      *B E C A U S E O F M Y W E I G H T*

    • @iowanimperium7258
      @iowanimperium7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bigfroggo2434 ( *Gasps* )

    • @lucianhartt3123
      @lucianhartt3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *compooter

  • @ciaofficial1723
    @ciaofficial1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    The sound he makes when climbing up the stairs will forever make me laugh

    • @MrBrownProdigy
      @MrBrownProdigy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Bruh every time, I can’t enough lmao

    • @andrewgarfield9898
      @andrewgarfield9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      You mean ladder right??

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@andrewgarfield9898 right

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Sometimes I wonder how much some of these VAs were paid back then

    • @TheJesselopez1981
      @TheJesselopez1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Just realized he does it twice.🤣

  • @JamesTAbernathy
    @JamesTAbernathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Sacrifices must be made," he sneered, lifting his nonexistent neck as if to drive the point home.

    • @MajorCoolD
      @MajorCoolD 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Tbh I expected it to be: 'Sacrifices must be WEIGHT' XD

  • @SirKrigeon
    @SirKrigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    1:20 The unexpected FAT after hearing all the "weight"s made me laugh way too hard. Sometimes the funniest stuff doesn't need the craziest of editing.

  • @veganbtw111
    @veganbtw111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13239

    "I even took the new name: Fisk.
    But I quickly became known as:
    *F A T* "
    i'm crying

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      "I used MY WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement system"

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      @@bagelbramble7335 "to eradicate all records of my *WEIGHT"*

    • @efazchowdhury3866
      @efazchowdhury3866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Thats when I realized that the video was edited lmfaoooo

    • @mediatorraptor3349
      @mediatorraptor3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@efazchowdhury3866 honestly I actually thought he said that in the show

    • @mdsystems4463
      @mdsystems4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Kingpin: I used the W E I G H T to destroy the *w e i g h t*

  • @Zaneomat
    @Zaneomat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    I can really sympathize with Fisk
    BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

    • @magik97
      @magik97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @thegrandinquisitor9259
      @thegrandinquisitor9259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His isn’t Fisk it’s FAT

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im wheezing! 🤣
      Because of my *W E I G H T. *

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fisk is a tragic villain...because of MY WEIGHT

    • @user-rb3yx1bf6g
      @user-rb3yx1bf6g ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment had me rolling

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight"
    _The dwarves delved too greedily, and too deep._

    • @MattJunewski
      @MattJunewski ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice Lord of the Rings reference Mellon.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@MattJunewskiQuite right, mellon. Now what's the password for this goddamn door?!

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      melon lol

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    What's especially funny, though, is that it's not even necessarily wrong. He even got caught _because_ of his weight.

  • @johnwalker1058
    @johnwalker1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Spiderman: "What are you gonna do big boy? Sit on me? Ha!"
    Kingpin: "Even the so-called "friendly neighborhood Spiderman" mistreats me because . . . of MY WEIGHT."

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      To be fair Kingpin isn't very friendly to the neighborhood 😂

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@-Teague- He wasn’t always. He was driven to a life of unfriendliness because of his WEIGHT.

    • @grizzlybear6377
      @grizzlybear6377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jameson is right, Spider Man is a menace! He picked on poor King Pin when all he was doing was being chonk

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read that in Tai Lung's voice

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Abominatrix650 "Don't tempt me"

  • @rodriguezracer4567
    @rodriguezracer4567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight"

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He maxed out his weight stat.

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's like poetry. They rhyme.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theuncalledfor, And even then that wasn't enough weight. He went full on WHOATEALLTHEPIES, BUFFMEUP, and FULLCLIP maxed out input of weight.

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    So let me get this straight, this kid wore the same outfit all the way into adulthood, and only changed into a suit after he spent time in prison? Are you sure his W E I G H T was the problem?

    • @prismagraphy
      @prismagraphy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      “I couldn’t shop for different types of clothes BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT”

    • @greenmushroom2587
      @greenmushroom2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At least he lost his hair, BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:51 “Sorry son, that’s the WEIGHT things are…!”

  • @TheNewRobotMaster
    @TheNewRobotMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    The additional eyugh eyugh really turned this from a masterpiece into a masterweight

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Eyugh eyugh forever!!

    • @TheRealBorb
      @TheRealBorb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Eugh eraugh ugharah urah!

  • @lilliangottlieb-soprano4470
    @lilliangottlieb-soprano4470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I laughed so much that I lost weight....
    BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

  • @skynut_6988
    @skynut_6988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I bet he has a heavy conscience. The things he’s done must really weigh on his sanity. As the biggest criminal in New York, he has more than enough power to sit in his throne in Hell’s Kitchen.

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Sacrifices must be made... namely my health"

  • @zzzzzzzzzzz6
    @zzzzzzzzzzz6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed. Because of my weight."
    Poetry.

  • @jaxyaboy
    @jaxyaboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    Idk how this has so few views, this is a top tier ytp

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Thanks!

    • @redclay1571
      @redclay1571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Indeed it is

    • @Eggman2285
      @Eggman2285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's probably because of his weight.

    • @the_zest3849
      @the_zest3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jedi shaggy, it’s an honor

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I believe *SMAL* sums it up

  • @HakureiIllusion
    @HakureiIllusion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Sacrifices must be made," Kingpin says as he eats a toaster strudel with no icing, since he just used two icing packets on another one.

  • @chefboyhardbeat1890
    @chefboyhardbeat1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is going to become more popular than the original origin story. It carries more W E I G H T.

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    His nickname at school was 'Big Willy'. Because of his weight.

    • @cubeofmeat4982
      @cubeofmeat4982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh… was that why.

    • @ankursingh2982
      @ankursingh2982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Pon-PonG9 Because of his weight.

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      KingPeen

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@caldw615 Vanessa was very excited by his weight.

  • @ThePinkMan
    @ThePinkMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    His weight is simultaneously his greatest asset, and his greatest flaw.

    • @taydagoldenphoenix
      @taydagoldenphoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @raydhen8840
      @raydhen8840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "With great mass comes great W E I G H T. This is my gifts, my curses. Who am I? I'm FAT"

    • @ThePinkMan
      @ThePinkMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My weight is my Excalibur.
      My weight is my Achilles heel.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The duality of weight.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Double Edged Weight.

  • @joshuagraham1235
    @joshuagraham1235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I love Fat's entire worldview is based only around WEIGHT, so much so that the ONLY way he can think to describe his abusive, bank-robbing father who left him to rot in prison in place of him is "small"

  • @TrueAfricanHero
    @TrueAfricanHero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “I’d sacrifice my own son, but I’ll never sacrifice MY WEIGHT”
    - Wilson “FAT” Fisk, probably

  • @Mambaman7771
    @Mambaman7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    This is a powerful work of art.
    It carries so much WEIGHT.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    The thing I love the most about the original is he complains about being Ostracised because of his *W E I G T* but it's literally just some kids playing with a busted fire hydrant, something even a fat kid can do, and he didn't even approach them, he walks all the way across town to join in on a bank robbery, like, maybe that's why you're ostracized mate, not because of your weight, because you would rather watch innocent people getting robbed, because of your weight.
    Anyway I have been laughing for five minutes and the back of my neck really hurts because of my weight, great work!

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Thanks so much dude!! Glad you liked it.

    • @toxicbob2000
      @toxicbob2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I figure it was either that or his haircut!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@toxicbob2000 lmao true!

    • @ryanandrews7761
      @ryanandrews7761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      He doesn't walk all the way across town, he crosses the street, because he sees his dad at the bank. That was a child learning about his dad being a criminal, not excited to watch people getting robbed.
      Sounds like you're pretty biased again this dude. Probably because of his w e i g h t.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I don't think his weight was the issue. I think it was that yee yee ass haircut of his.

  • @kurticusmaximus
    @kurticusmaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “ I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system and eradicate all records of my weight!” Gee, what did he do, sit on the computer, destroying the hard drive?

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He wanted to save the computer's weight by deleting system 32 so it could become his weight

  • @firstgalacticempire5664
    @firstgalacticempire5664 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “But I quickly became known as P H A T”

  • @canadianfalcon3160
    @canadianfalcon3160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    until half way through i didnt realize it was edited lmao

  • @burgruk
    @burgruk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    1:31 And the moral of the story is:
    "Sacrifices must be Weighed."

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But then you fail to weigh them, because your belly is in the way and you can't reach the scales.

    • @AxtonTheObstagoon
      @AxtonTheObstagoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theuncalledfor in other words: because of your W E I G H T

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxtonTheObstagoon
      Don't explain the joke...

  • @pit2992
    @pit2992 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:09 missed opportunity for "By the time I got out, I've had acquired all my WEIGHT"

  • @Vikashar
    @Vikashar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "4% of my body is fat. Allow me to show you what 300+ pounds of W E I G H T can do"

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4% of his body is not fat

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elfascisto6549 My bad. I rewatched the clip where he told Spidey. It's 2% fat, and 350lbs of muscle(WEIGHT).
      th-cam.com/video/K8cLeaN90jg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Cjqg7lmhpLVhdnQ_

  • @erictalaveramartinez4160
    @erictalaveramartinez4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    - "Sacrifices must be made".
    Proceeds to show glorious double chin.

    • @TatisAcunaJr
      @TatisAcunaJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The extra chin added weight to the statement.

  • @supahflames
    @supahflames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I just love the way his tone changes every time he says weight

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      W E I G H T

  • @henrygambles3652
    @henrygambles3652 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    1:15 “I even took a new name: Fisk but I quickly became known as Fat!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tattltal
    @tattltal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love how it’s still a coherent story about an underdog who rose above and stopped at nothing to “gain weight”

  • @Vishnu_Karthik
    @Vishnu_Karthik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    *Tony Stark:* DISCOMBOBULATE
    *KingPin:* MY WEIGHT

  • @John-bm3lq
    @John-bm3lq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight.”
    Task failed successfully

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too fat to walk to the frudge smh

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Sacrifices must be made.
    But never snackrifices."

  • @jesuscuellar3624
    @jesuscuellar3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and to eradicate ALL record of my WEIGHT" Kingpin knows his WEIGHT is his most precious tool, he cannot risk having the law enforcement network the exact measures of his WEIGHT, not out of shame, but out of intelligence.

  • @MrBrownProdigy
    @MrBrownProdigy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I guess now we all understand the WEIGHT of his situation

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I quickly became known as... Fat!"
    Perhaps that was because of his weight?

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight."
    _When you're so overweight, you don't even have the strength to go gain more weight._

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I've been waiting years for something like this.
    It was worth the weight.

    • @ColeGray-il6tm
      @ColeGray-il6tm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ba dum tiss

    • @Empenguin
      @Empenguin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aaaaaaaEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUOOOGGJJHHHHHH

  • @braxtonslife7779
    @braxtonslife7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Roscoe Lee Brown won an Emmy for his performance as KingPin, but I feel that he’s still underrated. His voice really made Kingpin a superstar villain instead of just a mob guy. He has a threatening voice mixed with a heavy dose of conviction and intelligence. It’s a gold star voice.

    • @DaussPlays
      @DaussPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      >heavy dose
      Even in the comments, Kingpin can't escape being ostracized... Because of his WEIGHT.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He has a voice with weight.

  • @keenanmcconnel2451
    @keenanmcconnel2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:22 Kingpin literally brute forced his way into the computer system.

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kingpin once tried to catch fish for dinner.
    Sadly, he failed because of his bait.

  • @MarkLoganFIB
    @MarkLoganFIB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'd just like to point out Fisk saw his dad robbing a bank, and thought "I should run to him and wait outside like a lost dog"

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Much respect for you phoning the ladder climbing in noise anyways after it got interrupted by Fat, because of his weight.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A man of good taste! Such a stupendous noise could not be left unheard.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The wheelchair guy has a similar backstory except everything happened because of his MULLET.

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah it's because of his L E G S.

    • @chucknorrisismypal
      @chucknorrisismypal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "I was lonely, ostracized because of my MULLET."

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's not split hairs now...

  • @Moneynis
    @Moneynis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    If this tragic story can’t convince someone to lose weight then you are definitely not human.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah man, I just realized every misfortune in my life has been because of my weight.

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The funniest thing about this is that a lot of the edited lines are still completely accurate to his backstory

  • @matthewvollmer2066
    @matthewvollmer2066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how “WEIGHT” and “FAT” are in all caps

  • @tpeasetiger
    @tpeasetiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This certainly adds weight to his backstory.

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now, he lies in weight for Spiderman to come to him.

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I even took a new name--Fisk!"
    "But I quickly became known as *P H A T*

  • @Maxi_Jano
    @Maxi_Jano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I used my weight to destroy my weight

  • @fatigamaximatotal7862
    @fatigamaximatotal7862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sorry son that's the weight it is

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.
    It's about _my_ WEIGHT."

  • @ReapeX
    @ReapeX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    King-Pin, "Sacrifices must be made--"
    Henchman, "Don't say it!"
    King-Pin, "because of my weight."
    Henchman, "ARGH!"

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and eradicate ALL records of my WEIGHT"
    Just imagine someone hacking law enforcement just to make them think they aren't fat

    • @dsantos378
      @dsantos378 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He is one of the most unique human beings on the planet...because of his WEIGHT...and is trying to start a life posing as a legitimate businessman. Any records of that WEIGHT in law enforcement databases, no matter what name was attached to it, would lead back to him, and thus needed to be eradicated.

  • @cooperv.6083
    @cooperv.6083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    sacrifices must be made, but not to his diet

    • @Nigel222
      @Nigel222 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Made me laugh

  • @meatballofdeath9846
    @meatballofdeath9846 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Love how he says "Compooter"

  • @Synthesyn342
    @Synthesyn342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s now canon that whenever *F A T* gets a gun pointed at him he says: 0:56

  • @sanobr318
    @sanobr318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "But WEIGHT! There's MORE!"

  • @dwightschrute491
    @dwightschrute491 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *Because of my weight.*

  • @Pizza793
    @Pizza793 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I wanted to skip this video, but couldn’t because of my weight

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes weight prevented you from being a filthy video skipper!

  • @hiveemperor54
    @hiveemperor54 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2018: **builds a Super Collider to bring his family back**
    1990’s: I wanted to gain *w e i g h t,* but I failed bEcAuSe Of My *_W E I G H T_*

  • @OldJohann
    @OldJohann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'I knew you were [wide], but this...'

  • @animalntaz
    @animalntaz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Because of my... wait for it... WEIGHT for it............. weight."

  • @Dan_-
    @Dan_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I misheard this one part the first time. I thought he said, "I even took a new name: This. But I quickly became known as That."

  • @absdyna
    @absdyna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    This is everything!!! Also just wanna say that Roscoe Lee Browne's voice and acting are iconic. It's the little inflections that make him sound so menacing and Machiavellian! Like that little thing he does at 'but my father wanted 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 out of life' for example... This show was just so so good

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Definitely a show with a ton of great voice acting, and one of the best kingpins. Love seeing people like you pick up on little details like that.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Roscoe Lee Browne is a rad voice actor, but this is the first time I've heard of him.

    • @nightcrestevergreen7703
      @nightcrestevergreen7703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did RLB ever do other voice roles? He sounds awesome.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nightcrestevergreen7703 I think he was in Treasure Planet, I can't remember who he voiced though

    • @nightcrestevergreen7703
      @nightcrestevergreen7703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@basedbattledroid3507 Wasn't he the main antagonist, iirc?

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spider-Man's most dangerous villain: *F A T*

  • @evenwithdeath1367
    @evenwithdeath1367 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You're gonna carry that weight

  • @smjsuperscott
    @smjsuperscott ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love that this was recommended after the solid jj vid dropped. I think he got inspiration from this masterpiece

  • @alansantiago941
    @alansantiago941 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "I wanted to gain weight , I failed because of my weight" took me the fuck out

  • @CD.6239
    @CD.6239 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kingpin:spider man you've been a thorn in my side for quite some time because of MY WEIGHT

  • @mattduncan3869
    @mattduncan3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This monologue is one of the things that has stuck with me for all these years from this show and I'm delighted to see it suddenly appear and be recontextualized like this!

  • @KairoStark
    @KairoStark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did this man succesfully kickstart a new Golden Age of TH-cam poops with his W E I G H T?
    we shall see