In the heart of an ancient and shadowed grove, Where whispered secrets of yore rove, Dwelt an alchemist of untold might, His powers vast as the endless night. He brewed the stars in a cauldron grand, Spun galaxies with a single hand, Transmuted dreams into golden dust, Turned the very heavens to rust. Wisdom beyond the ages he bore, Knowledge that shook to the core, Mysteries veiled in a shroud so deep, That even gods would hesitate to peep. His eyes, twin suns of blazing fire, Held the essence of fate's own choir, Chanting hymns of forgotten lore, Echoing through time's open door. Mountains crumbled at his will, Rivers danced to his whispered thrill, Forests bowed and skies bent low, To the alchemist's enigmatic glow. Mortals gazed in awe and dread, At the life that lay in his stead, A being of pure, transcendent grace, An immortal with a timeless face. Incomprehensible to the human mind, His existence beyond mankind, A legend born from the void so vast, A presence that would eternally last. "I wield the magic of the stars on high, Command the forces of earth and sky, I'm the wizard. I'm that guy. It is impossible, I cannot die."
I love how you're just so chill You've had enough experience with the game to just go 'whatever, what matters is having fun' and then proceed to do so. Wacky ways of killing enemies effectively, evaporating bosses because yes, all the stuff. Really cool video
Ducks, becoming a massive White Hole, brawling eldritch horrors without a medical plan, planar shifting, shenanigans in the sky, Kolmi noping out of there, and even Ultimate Peace with sweet bling! This run has it all!
this is hands down the wildest run ive ever watched when you got shot right before getting the tinker w wands everywhere, and ended up with the worst possible perk, and RE BUILT all your wands to be compatible with it??? cmonnn man lmao
Just had my black hole break the pacifist chest as I dug into the holy mountain. It had poly in it, which the bh also broke, poly-ed me, and I was instantly killed by lukki minion.
Projectile weakener killed all the lukki demons bless Just remember divide by can remove addtl recharge and cast delay added by spells, weird stuff but that's why that worked with the minimal setup 🫡
It's like that weird experiment-anecdote with the frog in boiling water. Even if Noita throws him crappy spells, Ross WILL eventually and suddenly get to a point where his wands shred the fabric of space time and somehow catch us by surprise... And do this fairly and consistently, something that cannot be said with the frog experiment (They cut its legs. It was never gonna get out of the pot, look it up)
ronsh im convinced that the thing to explode the universe isnt a particle accelerator or hadron collider or whatever, its just gonna be you going nutso on noita
Heyyyy congrats on your red pixel, red lad! I just got mine the other day and that 34th orb is a PAIN. I used a mod for a position tracker, but damn, you did it manually with the text editor? Respect. Also yes you got your reaction. Have your blasted thumbs up, that white hole wand is horrifying.
FINALLY Ross discovering the power of my favourite travel wand : omega black/white hole, circle of vigour and telly bolt the overall spiced with a nolla Best way to move fast when you have >5000 hp Epic video man !
@@RedRiotRoss I feel you man something similar happened to me a while back because of the extra perk perk I accidentally took boomerang spells and killed myself with a bloodlust wand 10 seconds later.
Sometimes I like to pretend to know nothing ab Noita just so I can marvel at the batshit insanity this man brings forth. Also 3000 hours? That's crazy, congrats!!! Happy noiting funny man!
What 1 hour of Noita looks like: "I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED" What 3000 hours of Noita looks like: "IIIIIIII'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED IF ONLY I HAD A TELEPORTING BLACK HOLE WAND THAT HEALED ME LIKE I DID LAST RUN I'M FUCKED"
"agh dangit no heals, whatever will I do no- ooh playerghost, maybe he will have a healwand!!!" The playerghost holding the larpa nuke wand I lost a godrun to:
having watched almost all your noita videos, and a fair amount of your streams I can safely say: I still have no idea how this game works but the monkey in my head loves it
Y'know, sometimes I feel bad about not having made serious progress toward major quests. Then I see when this man got some of these quests done playtime-wise and I don't feel so bad. Sometimes the game just Noitas you and there ain't much you can do about that.
Watching this made me feels noits i didnt know i could feel my level of noit is nowhere near i shall dedicate myself to oneday become the "IT" that cannot die as well Kolmi-damn this video was swell
The Gods are very angry at you... The Gods are very angry at you... The Gods are very angry at you... The Gods are "Please pick me up mom I'm scared at you"
Fine Ross... you get the engagement of the high lurkers. now you shall receive the lurker algorithm spell great content; happy noita; glad to find this video; very funny; till the end; changed my life; clickbait; thumbnail; anyone watching in the future?; brings me back to old youtube; witing for the next video; wishing i had a computer to handle late game noita; secret noita; noited; noiting; bungus; mushroom; rock and stone was summoned; drg mentioned; tf2 comunity wish it was here;
As someone who is still very new, with 50 ish hours in the game, I had literally no idea what was going on past the five minute mark 😂 And I loved every minute of it.
I can't easily spoil this game so after a certain point I just started going "if they get they get it, if not theyll get it eventually and ill maybe get another view" 😂
I like to think I know a lot about noita. This, however, I have no idea what the FUCK was happening beyond a certain point. You have crafted wands that I see in my dreams and nightmares. how the HELL did you do that oh my god
Bro, this is the ending I have been hunting for. I am bound and determined to become noited with the sauce, to noit where none have noited before. To be wizard as ferk like you. I wish we had white hole with timer q_q
I belv, I def recommend just editing your position in the player save file for gettin the 34th borb with eoe, everything else is pretty normal. Ya know for noita. Bit tedious to gather for pw wand but it is what it is I wish u luck 🫡
im over here noiting my wands rn i got spells in my pockets rn im spellcrafting this shit im noita as fuck rn
Lotionposting
just noitin that shit
we noita the fck out over here
NAH
@@pmarnoze8321 yah
I just love how even with hundreds and hundreds of hours of Noita there's still a limitless number of things that will make me go "oh shit what".
I know almost everything 😌
(Never everything)
3000 hours looks like a wizard who spent that time alone in the woods:
Lots of drugs
You see the fungus allowed me to change the world my friend , Please you must partake 🙏
"i'm IT. i'm the wizard. i'm that guy. it is impossible, i cannot die" was such a raw line ross holy shit
😎💪💪🦵
"I know how to die. I just don't want to."
In the heart of an ancient and shadowed grove,
Where whispered secrets of yore rove,
Dwelt an alchemist of untold might,
His powers vast as the endless night.
He brewed the stars in a cauldron grand,
Spun galaxies with a single hand,
Transmuted dreams into golden dust,
Turned the very heavens to rust.
Wisdom beyond the ages he bore,
Knowledge that shook to the core,
Mysteries veiled in a shroud so deep,
That even gods would hesitate to peep.
His eyes, twin suns of blazing fire,
Held the essence of fate's own choir,
Chanting hymns of forgotten lore,
Echoing through time's open door.
Mountains crumbled at his will,
Rivers danced to his whispered thrill,
Forests bowed and skies bent low,
To the alchemist's enigmatic glow.
Mortals gazed in awe and dread,
At the life that lay in his stead,
A being of pure, transcendent grace,
An immortal with a timeless face.
Incomprehensible to the human mind,
His existence beyond mankind,
A legend born from the void so vast,
A presence that would eternally last.
"I wield the magic of the stars on high,
Command the forces of earth and sky,
I'm the wizard. I'm that guy.
It is impossible, I cannot die."
🤠
I love how you're just so chill
You've had enough experience with the game to just go 'whatever, what matters is having fun' and then proceed to do so. Wacky ways of killing enemies effectively, evaporating bosses because yes, all the stuff.
Really cool video
o7
25:45 "The Gods look the other way" as if they'd have any way of stopping him otherwise xD
What is a god to an orb
@@RedRiotRossnothing
Ducks, becoming a massive White Hole, brawling eldritch horrors without a medical plan, planar shifting, shenanigans in the sky, Kolmi noping out of there, and even Ultimate Peace with sweet bling! This run has it all!
Putting omega white hole on the teleport wand was something I hadn’t thought of but now seems so obviously broken
Make sure to heal ✨️
in the holy mountain. straight up "noiting it". and by "it". haha, well. let's justr say. My engagement
Thank Mr skeltal
Imagine being a demigod when this guy just rolls up and fires superpowered ducks at you.
They don't even explode 🤗
this is hands down the wildest run ive ever watched
when you got shot right before getting the tinker w wands everywhere, and ended up with the worst possible perk, and RE BUILT all your wands to be compatible with it??? cmonnn man lmao
You should see me other runs, one time I turned the world into pee and died
that sniper was VILE for taking away tinker
🤧
Just had my black hole break the pacifist chest as I dug into the holy mountain.
It had poly in it, which the bh also broke, poly-ed me, and I was instantly killed by lukki minion.
This is Epic
I made the face. Several times. What
Oh him, yeah that's the duck wizard......we don't mess with the duck wizard.
And then he turns himself into a fucking firework funniest shit ive ever seen
Did you drink the entire bottle of diamonds
Why would I leave any 🫃
@@RedRiotRossMans found the perfect way to use that emoji 😂
FuryForged: Noooo, you can't spoil the game, you have to demistify it.
RedRiotRoss: Haha, noit.
*drags cigarette*
They won't get it 😎
Uh, I'm gonna steal that that giga white hole idea, good stuff. Also had no idea about explosion removed ducks.
Projectile weakener killed all the lukki demons bless
Just remember divide by can remove addtl recharge and cast delay added by spells, weird stuff but that's why that worked with the minimal setup 🫡
It's like that weird experiment-anecdote with the frog in boiling water. Even if Noita throws him crappy spells, Ross WILL eventually and suddenly get to a point where his wands shred the fabric of space time and somehow catch us by surprise... And do this fairly and consistently, something that cannot be said with the frog experiment (They cut its legs. It was never gonna get out of the pot, look it up)
i love it when it laggs and i die then i realise there WAS a nuke wand
I still encounter my lagging fish wand occasionally that was just a bunch of divide by fish with water trail and crit lmfaoo
Good morning, good evening, good noita
21:08 i lost it 😭
i love the way you play this game so much
ronsh im convinced that the thing to explode the universe isnt a particle accelerator or hadron collider or whatever, its just gonna be you going nutso on noita
This is some real wizard fuckery
YEEE
22:53 yknow. Literally turns in an white circle of destruction as if irs nothing
most underrated creator. 7k views is just evil, youtube.
🤠
Heyyyy congrats on your red pixel, red lad! I just got mine the other day and that 34th orb is a PAIN. I used a mod for a position tracker, but damn, you did it manually with the text editor? Respect.
Also yes you got your reaction. Have your blasted thumbs up, that white hole wand is horrifying.
Yea it was shrimpler (I did it like 4 different runs kolmi kept despawning lmfao
FINALLY
Ross discovering the power of my favourite travel wand : omega black/white hole, circle of vigour and telly bolt the overall spiced with a nolla
Best way to move fast when you have >5000 hp
Epic video man !
Going from a dunk or slam video to this is quite the juxtaposition
21:14
LMAO
saddest moment of my wizard career
@@RedRiotRoss I feel you man something similar happened to me a while back because of the extra perk perk
I accidentally took boomerang spells and killed myself with a bloodlust wand 10 seconds later.
Sometimes I like to pretend to know nothing ab Noita just so I can marvel at the batshit insanity this man brings forth.
Also 3000 hours? That's crazy, congrats!!! Happy noiting funny man!
"I forgot Steve was in the mixxx" 🤣🤣🤣
In The Work. straight up "noitin it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. my wand.
I refuse to heart this 🥹
What 1 hour of Noita looks like:
"I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED"
What 3000 hours of Noita looks like:
"IIIIIIII'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED I'M FUCKED IF ONLY I HAD A TELEPORTING BLACK HOLE WAND THAT HEALED ME LIKE I DID LAST RUN I'M FUCKED"
"agh dangit no heals, whatever will I do no- ooh playerghost, maybe he will have a healwand!!!"
The playerghost holding the larpa nuke wand I lost a godrun to:
This is truly THE NOIT of all time!
Wonderful showcase Ross!!
Cheers
You got me with the white hole digging, I’m legally obligated to comment now
Make sure to keep self alive when digging with large hole
been playin noita since it came out. finding youtubers that play it is harder than it seems. enjoy the content as always!
having watched almost all your noita videos, and a fair amount of your streams I can safely say: I still have no idea how this game works but the monkey in my head loves it
🙉
as promised, your engagement
🫡
Y'know, sometimes I feel bad about not having made serious progress toward major quests. Then I see when this man got some of these quests done playtime-wise and I don't feel so bad. Sometimes the game just Noitas you and there ain't much you can do about that.
Every time I feel like I can understand more. Then my guy drops a vid. Now I feel like I ate too much bungus my brain got shiftet into Wiskey
Mo bungus more problems (sometimes less problems)((also solutions))
I made the face 5 seconds in dawg
GOAT, your editing and music selection is always top notch. 😩
I love your music choices. Katamari Damacy so good!
I loved the part where he said "It's white hole time" and then proceeded to white hole all over the place.
you're the only youtuber i watch that still plays noita, please dont stop❤
If I do it'll just be for some months at a time. The noita forever parabola is real
That last kolmi bit, i had to lean forward when i saw that
I have no idea what's going on like 90% of the time, but I can't stop watching
Watching this made me feels noits i didnt know i could feel
my level of noit is nowhere near
i shall dedicate myself to oneday become the "IT" that cannot die as well
Kolmi-damn this video was swell
Singlehandedly the best noita content out there
Holy shit The Wizard is cookin again, I can't wait
Can you possibly make a video on how you achieved the great red pixel
Sadly it was just like this but kolmi despawned 🫠
The pain when you pick another perk accidentally rather than Tinker...
"genious" does not even begin to describe what this beautiful person is. "madman"? Perhaps.
best
n o i t
in the game
I have noita idea what is going on
That's understandable
Noit knows no bound
The wizard who shoots with colors that don't exist has risen
Omega pog face
He pretty much got me, here is the comment: "Carbonara :)"
Tasty yes
"It's so shrimple" will always be my favorite thing. CAUSE IT'S NOT!😂
ITS SHRIMPLEEEEEEEEEE 😎
noita run so good the final boss is your computer
The Gods are very angry at you...
The Gods are very angry at you...
The Gods are very angry at you...
The Gods are "Please pick me up mom I'm scared at you"
I wish this game had crows instead of ducks so you could make a bunch of 'murder of crows' jokes. Instead it's just a robbery of ducks.
Personally I am ok with the ducks
I always forget just how big Noita really is.
Fine Ross... you get the engagement of the high lurkers.
now you shall receive the lurker algorithm spell
great content; happy noita; glad to find this video; very funny; till the end; changed my life; clickbait; thumbnail; anyone watching in the future?; brings me back to old youtube; witing for the next video; wishing i had a computer to handle late game noita; secret noita; noited; noiting; bungus; mushroom; rock and stone was summoned; drg mentioned; tf2 comunity wish it was here;
Impressive
@@RedRiotRoss you sound like if Master Shake and Jack Black combined
i can honestly say i have no clue what the hell is going on but im happy for you :)
One of these days, I just want to watch a full compilation of deaths. Just that. For 30 minutes.
Well, here's my contractually obligated engagement good sir.
noit
I broke the seal of engagement when I saw the green sky
I HAVE WAYS
As someone who is still very new, with 50 ish hours in the game,
I had literally no idea what was going on past the five minute mark 😂 And I loved every minute of it.
I can't easily spoil this game so after a certain point I just started going "if they get they get it, if not theyll get it eventually and ill maybe get another view" 😂
I love your videos, please never stop
The Noitest of them all, I sure hope to achieve this level of Noit one day
21:13 I dont think i've ever seen someone get trolled harder in noita lmao
Disintegrating crying arms up gif
Im going to force my friends to watch this entire seriess now
The best noit boi be noitin' hard as always
Was that 2 TRILLION damage I saw. Sheeeeeeiiiii!
Omega black hole made me pog, so as promised here’s my engagement
Love the noit guy
I've done almost everything there is to do in this game and you go and make it look good and easy. 🤩
Heres my promised engagement. Had me pogging irl
noit OVER 3 THOUSAAAND
when people say git good you say get Noita
What is he doing?!
He's beginning to noit.
I benoit
Okay fine here's your engagement bullshit, that was pretty great
big noit
that healing wand at 21:05 is broken af
the katamari music supreme choice
I refuse to give any kind of engagement.
I like to think I know a lot about noita. This, however, I have no idea what the FUCK was happening beyond a certain point. You have crafted wands that I see in my dreams and nightmares. how the HELL did you do that oh my god
That's me I'm the nightmare I'm here to put you in the big hole
Players if there was no poly to afraid:
The massive white hole is incredible. Truly what a game noita is
Tragically there's definitely a limit my pc could be in shambles but neigh
Bro, this is the ending I have been hunting for.
I am bound and determined to become noited with the sauce, to noit where none have noited before.
To be wizard as ferk like you.
I wish we had white hole with timer q_q
I belv, I def recommend just editing your position in the player save file for gettin the 34th borb with eoe, everything else is pretty normal. Ya know for noita. Bit tedious to gather for pw wand but it is what it is I wish u luck 🫡
@@RedRiotRoss 10 4, hossross.
Infinite damage here I come!
mmmmm i love making a auga face when watching Noita pros doing insane stuff
o7
imagine noita if mina didn't have physics collision immunity
Death
Well, he got me. So heres the engagement.
I am so devious
You literally succesfully made my face go O_O
So I'm contractually obligated to subscribe, comment and like. Thank you good sir for the bargain.
I have REAL DEALS
never enough noit to play or watch
I gotta respect my personal noita parabola of gameplay where I Binge to not much to binge to not much to b
Very cool noit man
I have already done "Vine boom" so. "Engagementtttttttttttttttttttt!!!"
🫡
This run was something awsome😳🤯😂❤
Noita my beloved