Trump Celebrates 78th Birthday as a Convicted Felon, Biden and Trump's Rival Fundraisers in London

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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump celebrating his 78th birthday, Apple announcing a new feature where you can create your own emojis and a tourist destination in China installing toilet timers.
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  • @aliceanneacts6164
    @aliceanneacts6164 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I just adore James’s face when he plays thank you note music!

  • @BigBoybobcat2014
    @BigBoybobcat2014 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    June Fartteenth....how appropriate 😅

  • @starpawsy
    @starpawsy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    The emoji gags were good.

    • @lorirose7126
      @lorirose7126 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      They were! I agree! Love the thumbs up at the end! THAT’s the Fallon I love

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Backpack 🎒 is always more practical than a tote bag, nothing will fall out when you zip up😊

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol2335 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    My dad would not have been happy anywhere near Home Depot. He would have been ecstatic at Barnes and Noble or an old books bookstore. 🤷

    • @farnorthboys
      @farnorthboys 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That explains alot

    • @morganlast4894
      @morganlast4894 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What about your other father

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@morganlast4894 what other father?

  • @terriseaton3049
    @terriseaton3049 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Excellent BD compilation!

  • @MandaFandaa
    @MandaFandaa 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was like this man sucks at jokes and then he said bouncy jail house and I lost it. Thanks Jimmy 😂

  • @AA-wc3tw
    @AA-wc3tw 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    That birthday song is amazing.

  • @ricklovelaec6442
    @ricklovelaec6442 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Donny went congress for his birthday, and to help him celebrate the Republicans all gave him their balls to go along with his congressional spine collection

    • @sjmtc3450
      @sjmtc3450 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Had the numbers 45 on his cake...didn't wanna remind him he was 78😂😂😂😂😂

    • @susieoakley1405
      @susieoakley1405 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's awesome

    • @eye4aneye39
      @eye4aneye39 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Very well said. Unfortunately true ❗.
      VOTE BIDEN, VOTE BLUE 💙🌊🇺🇸
      Save USA and freedom and justice for all❗❗❗

    • @shannongay3102
      @shannongay3102 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      DAMN! 😂 Spot on.

  • @cireorigins
    @cireorigins 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    America First

  • @WhatNow58
    @WhatNow58 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    I’m never going to get over tRumps drunk uncle dance. It just creeps me out.

    • @roberthargrave3636
      @roberthargrave3636 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And yet Biden sniffing children didn't stop you from voting for him.

    • @Kazz715
      @Kazz715 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      EEEEwwwwwww

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      NPC's ^

  • @gunmangkhongsai7859
    @gunmangkhongsai7859 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Did the audience get paid to laugh ? I’m broke and need money .

  • @kyleh6391
    @kyleh6391 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    We got him now! Been hearing this everyday for the last 9 years🤣🤣💀

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🐑

    • @jodioster91
      @jodioster91 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo vaccinated

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jodioster91 there bots

    • @jodioster91
      @jodioster91 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo omg, your are, remember when you wore a mask

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    34 candles for the Felon

    • @sjmtc3450
      @sjmtc3450 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They gave him 45 numbers so as not to remind him he's 78😂😂😂

    • @SteveDavis-kp6vc
      @SteveDavis-kp6vc 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      34 crack pipes for hunter

    • @TatsuDeMtz19
      @TatsuDeMtz19 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sjmtc3450 they made a list with 78 things Donald John trump has done, 🤣 including Feloni 1, Feloni 2, Feloni 3 and etc 🤣

    • @TatsuDeMtz19
      @TatsuDeMtz19 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SteveDavis-kp6vc so does that mean Don jr, Eric, and Ivanka(almost got r@pe) are r@pists, pedophiles, and criminal convicted Felons? Heard Ivanka's husband has to give back the 2 Billion in full to the Saudis

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The democratic party was started by rich, pro-slavery, banking families and plantation owners in order to bring socialist/communist ideals to American politics. To manipulate the masses into accepting a much greater government presence in their lives, thus giving them more control while making us hand over far more of our money and freedoms. Slowly stripping power away from the people and handing it over to a bigger government. Keeping the rich people as rich as possible and the poor people as poor as possible. Their goal being total control and complete dominance of power over the people. We are seeing this clear as day, today, but it's been slowly building with the democratic party for a very long time. Widening the gap between rich and poor while stripping our constitutional rights more and more. They, very literally, operate using communist and Marxist tactics. And I'm not saying the Republicans never do anything wrong, because they do, but the difference between the two (in regards to corruption and evil tactics) is absolutely staggering.

  • @heatherimhoff6295
    @heatherimhoff6295 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I LOVE THIS!! Too damn funny!!!!

  • @JimmyJam7571
    @JimmyJam7571 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They used 💩 emoji a whole lot though 😂

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Why cant AI do something for Donald Trump's intelligence or his brain??

    • @jamesfry4058
      @jamesfry4058 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      AI in it's current iteration can't just create a brain, there has to be one there in the first place to "fix"

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      A.I. would unplug itself. 😁

    • @johnhipp8267
      @johnhipp8267 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Because he has neither.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We don't want the orange to be intelligent, he will destroy mankind

    • @deni00767
      @deni00767 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @errgag3580 A I can't perform miracles. 🤣

  • @siegfried1234
    @siegfried1234 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Happy Arseclown day Orange 45

    • @brucetrombley6986
      @brucetrombley6986 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You his manager?

    • @JamesMcCannless
      @JamesMcCannless 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, Siegfried1234 is only a dick rider of trump

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steveguti6452
    @steveguti6452 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Urgent emergency please join me in prayer for all those affected families children animals state of emergency massive flooding in southern Florida they desperately need your prayers please pray for Them God bless you all

    • @darlinearmendrez213
      @darlinearmendrez213 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      AMEN

    • @richstrobel
      @richstrobel 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wow! I had no idea. Glad I live on the Treasure Coast. We needed rain but 20 inches in South Florida; that's just way too much.

    • @festephens4422
      @festephens4422 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🙏🙏🙏

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +149

    1 man. 2 impeachments. 3 justices and wives. 4 years as President. 5 kids (that we know of)...34 counts...78 years. How many bankruptcies and lawsuits?

    • @piotrdworowy183
      @piotrdworowy183 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And still occupies the presidency.

    • @typicalhguy9290
      @typicalhguy9290 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Article at USA Today called 'Donald Trump: Three Decades, 4095 Lawsuits.' Breaks it all down by category, whether he was plaintiff or defendant, and outcome.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Well done!

    • @typicalhguy9290
      @typicalhguy9290 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      You forgot one. In addition to 34 convictions, another 54 pending felony charges.

    • @piotrdworowy183
      @piotrdworowy183 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@typicalhguy9290 bulshit 🤦‍♂️ You got the wrong person,all of this are Bides crimes

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Aaaaaa! I thought that Trump would say Tuğçe! 🙄😆 Happy Birthday Too... Nooooo, not again! 🙄

  • @gohboon7525
    @gohboon7525 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Happy 7 going 8 years birthday to him.

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    Your .. Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon.

    • @deni00767
      @deni00767 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @BlueJazzBoyNZ I wish I could give you more thumbs up 👍👍👍

    • @amandalaventure3927
      @amandalaventure3927 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Lmao
      Love this!😊

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🎶😆

    • @eye4aneye39
      @eye4aneye39 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And I hateeeeee youuuuuu 🎶 😂

    • @banananna2019
      @banananna2019 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And they looooove him. (Only people living under a rock hate him)😂

  • @respectmyogness9385
    @respectmyogness9385 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nailed it 😂

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sheep🐑

  • @Eyeball_Heroin
    @Eyeball_Heroin 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Happy Father’s Day, Jimmy, all other men in America who had unprotected sex. You rascals, thanks for keep showing up in your kids lives, kudos to you and our country, because of you showing up and telling your kids what’s what.
    🥳 enjoy wherever you’re going to be this weekend, I hope good weather prevails.

  • @lornavanstraaten155
    @lornavanstraaten155 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What a crappy end to his last few years!! Well earned.

  • @marthamungure1777
    @marthamungure1777 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    My birthday is today too😊

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Happy birthday!🎉😊

    • @festephens4422
      @festephens4422 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Happy Birthday!

    • @ashrithreddy5967
      @ashrithreddy5967 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Happy belated birthday hope you enjoyed!

  • @taylorkeane2295
    @taylorkeane2295 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wow,trump is soooo much younger than Biden🙄

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      3 or 4 years much younger.

    • @eileenrandypard4476
      @eileenrandypard4476 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes, but with more convictions & impeachments

    • @taylorkeane2295
      @taylorkeane2295 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@eileenrandypard4476 well, there's that ... HAHAHAHA

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@eileenrandypard4476Gotta love these Leftist 🐑🐑🐑😂

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump was never impeached.

  • @steveguti6452
    @steveguti6452 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Urgent emergency please join me in prayer for friend Terry he is a survivor of Hodgkin's lymphoma he is living in rehab for back problems he Desperately Need your prayers please pray for them God bless you all

    • @solarczyk49
      @solarczyk49 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏

    • @Smilewithme069
      @Smilewithme069 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🙏🏾🙏🏾💖💖🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @almajohnsonmurray3671
      @almajohnsonmurray3671 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🙏🏻🙏🏻ALL MY PRAYERS 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @jodirasmussen1418
      @jodirasmussen1418 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So much more important than political BS. We need to love and help one another through our tough times. 🙏🏼🤗

    • @eb0526
      @eb0526 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In Jesus name, 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @GrizzlyKnightX
    @GrizzlyKnightX 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Jimmy Falon is so unbelievably funny I can't handle it, I'm dying

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bot

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He hasn't been funny for a long time

  • @Eyeball_Heroin
    @Eyeball_Heroin 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Happy Father’s Day, Jimmy all other men in America who had unprotected sex. You rascals, thanks for keep showing up in your kids lives, kudos to you and our country, because of you showing up and telling your kids what’s what.
    🥳 enjoy wherever you’re going to be this weekend, I hope good weather prevails.

  • @deni00767
    @deni00767 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Comment sections about Trump whether for or against him are often funnier than the shows. 🤣😆

  • @ashrithreddy5967
    @ashrithreddy5967 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Happy Juneteenth everyone!

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'm radioactive but because of smell.

  • @flintbrenick
    @flintbrenick 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It’s been years now. Can we please get a Friday sketch other than thank you notes?

  • @JaylenPotts-zs2qw
    @JaylenPotts-zs2qw 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow Donald Trump is 78 years old.

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    34 candles🎉

    • @NatashaMris
      @NatashaMris 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hey Gail, I really like your profile picture and if you let me, I would make such an amazing mural out of it! If you don’t mind one of your post could be my inspiring muse for an art project i’m working on for a client. You will totally get paid for it as well as a bonus also get credits.
      I was thinking about using this your picture from your profile for the art piece if that’s fine by you?

    • @judybrowdermoss2533
      @judybrowdermoss2533 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Old man Trump. Try make fun of Biden. He just as old.

  • @loragunning5394
    @loragunning5394 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As a person who drinks boxed wine (Franzia Sunset Blush, love the convenient plastic spigot!), I take offense (not really) at Jimmy alluding to my either having a drinking problem or am broke or both. Of course I'm broke, I'm a 70 yr old woman in USA who never married or had children, never could afford to go to college, worked low-wage, no benefits jobs since I was 14, had no access to health or dental care the majority of my adult life, never owned a home, and am now subsisting on part-time work, Social Security, and the financial help of a roommate. If you were in these circumstances at my age, wouldn't YOU also drink? Just kidding, I use alcohol as a sleep med, as I've been insomniac since birth (my parents, were they still alive, would verify this) and I have never found a medical professional who would refer me to a sleep specialist. I actually don't enjoy the taste or effects of any alcohol, but find light wines least offensive...and they do allow me to sleep every night.

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      weed is better

    • @loragunning5394
      @loragunning5394 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@user-sv9nb8ky2t I live in Idaho, weed is a felony offense here, alcohol is cheap and legal

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@loragunning5394 I'm sorry. it's a game changer.

  • @user-gp7ge3zj7q
    @user-gp7ge3zj7q 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Happy birthday ,Von Shits Himself !

    • @banananna2019
      @banananna2019 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yup! Biden does. He warns you first by farting out loud. 😂

  • @thedandyyoutubers1671
    @thedandyyoutubers1671 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Reassuring just how united USA is, what could go wrong...

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Who cares about trumps birthday 😂.

    • @darlinearmendrez213
      @darlinearmendrez213 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Just Trump

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I can't wait for the opposite of his birthday...now that's a day to celebrate!
      🎉🍾🥂🎊

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is actually Marla Gibbs birthday, the actress who played in the Jeffersons & 227.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not Melania, Rudy OR his kids!
      Lol

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🐑🐑🐑

  • @Cak.an.chanel431
    @Cak.an.chanel431 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good

  • @ionesanchez9660
    @ionesanchez9660 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    And where's Melania, b'day boy!??!?

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There's a special place in Hell for people like yourself ❤

  • @danielgreene89
    @danielgreene89 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Fallon fell off.

  • @joancooney7724
    @joancooney7724 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Trump is toast 😂

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sheep🐑

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is? Why?

  • @JimmyJohnson-uq6um
    @JimmyJohnson-uq6um 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    TRUMP THE FELON,
    BIDEN 2024 🇺🇲🥂

  • @chriszenko3598
    @chriszenko3598 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Johnny Carson was host of tonight show for 30 years and averaged 15 million more viewers a show than Jimmy. Very few people knew who Johnny Voted for.

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Thank You Notes" on Thursday now? Since when?

    • @teve90
      @teve90 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What on Fridays now? Maybe theres no more lives shows on Fridays

  • @AnimalsSeason
    @AnimalsSeason 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's absolutely insane to me that Clarence Thomas is allowed to continue to be a judge at all, much less for the highest court in the United States.

    • @jodioster91
      @jodioster91 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      a real man never listens to vaccinated say what women

  • @Razorgirl
    @Razorgirl 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Thanks for reminding us to post our appreciation of Obama tomorrow for #ObamaAppreciationDay.

    • @banananna2019
      @banananna2019 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Please! Like he did anything noteworthy. Gimme a break. 😂

    • @septemberburkhardt3662
      @septemberburkhardt3662 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@banananna2019
      Oh , come one! but we must celebrate the president who has ordered more drone strikes than any other US president in history!
      And what about the most mass shootings during his time as president ?
      I’m sure that had nothing to do with him stoking division and hatred.

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

    • @TruePatriot59
      @TruePatriot59 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      VOTE RED!! OR ELSE ALL OF YOU WHO DO NOT WILL CONTINUE HAVING THE BLUES IF YOU VOTE BLUE!!
      TWENTY24 TRUMP IS UNSTOPPABLE.. DUE TO PEOPLE REALIZING HOW FAKE THESE INDICTMENTS WERE!

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine being this stupid😂

    • @moabman6803
      @moabman6803 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why?

    • @jodioster91
      @jodioster91 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@moabman6803 no one believes a vaccinated woman, its dangerous

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      TRUMP2024

  • @HygienistDentist
    @HygienistDentist 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Loved the birthday song

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sheep usually like that stuff🐑, doesn't surprise me

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What do you do? Walk in on someone still doing their business?

  • @john-michaellelievre6118
    @john-michaellelievre6118 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't forgotten that you used to suck up to him, Jimmy.

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So Trump is 78 now. Isn’t that the same old, everyone else says about Joe Biden (which don’t get me wrong he is), yet somehow when it comes to Trump, they don’t think he’s old?

    • @JBdaVP
      @JBdaVP 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Age is only a number. Regardless of whether you like Trump, the cognitive difference between he and Biden is clear.

    • @Mike-kc5ew
      @Mike-kc5ew 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JBdaVP I agree, it's pretty clear that Trump is suffering from dementia. If only he were as sharp as Biden. Sad really for Trump. Slow Don is what they call him.

    • @festephens4422
      @festephens4422 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes I agree, age is just a number. The more years you have the more experiences more lessons to draw from, more memories.
      When I was young (if I was a cutizen of the USA) I would have been a democrat.
      I was inspired by Kennedy's words "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country" hope i rememberef it right.
      But now, looking at what's going on there, it is very easy to be on the side of the right.

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you for your good mood ❣️

  • @danzyzzb
    @danzyzzb 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Two!

  • @LarryHrayson
    @LarryHrayson 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You're not entitled to what we have

  • @viacheslav2428
    @viacheslav2428 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ну вы блин даёте 😂

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Trimp jokes are funny!😂

    • @farnorthboys
      @farnorthboys 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You can't even spell let alone know what a good joke is.

  • @lomaxxable
    @lomaxxable 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    is not running for President running from the LAW and then is going to say
    I'm CRAZY I'm SICK I'm LOCO PUFFS
    Its your FAULT you knew I was a CRAZY
    Can I have home confinement please

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The mentally ill Democrats are all loving this comment section..

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Bot ass comment

  • @Rubyhellokitty_andlemon
    @Rubyhellokitty_andlemon 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ooo

  • @sjmtc3450
    @sjmtc3450 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Be sure your sins will find you out

  • @Lessgobrandon
    @Lessgobrandon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fallen is as funny as an boiled egg fart in an elevator! Lackluster talent fit for deunks and owrvs in a backstreet nightclub !! But judging from the comments hereas comparison ,he s a genius!!

  • @KatieTheMusic
    @KatieTheMusic 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    To the Person who wrote the Greeting. Thank You! Bless You!❤

  • @djtherock7062
    @djtherock7062 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You better what out because the Jokes are going to be on you the Debates will finish Biden

  • @festephens4422
    @festephens4422 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I sometimes think your country seems to be a real free country that they can even be disrespectful or unethical to people who ought to be respected. I suppose because you are a comedian (?)

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We love your show jimmy kimmel

  • @IMEMINE.
    @IMEMINE. 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Think about the fact that his mother could have been the hero and changed history before it was legal to go the distance and saved us all from being the embarrassment of the world.

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bot ass comment

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    the ammount of cultist that hate watch jimmy is amazing, they even comment and help boost his shows popularity by commenting here

    • @mlt177
      @mlt177 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well sometimes no matter how hard you try you just can’t fix stupid!!!

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes. They help the algorithm.

  • @bobbybob3865
    @bobbybob3865 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    I'm around Trump's age and only have a few parking tickets to show for it. Trump has a lifetime of criminal behavior and 34 felony convictions. I feel like I've wasted my life.

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You done well no felons

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Don't give up. You, too, can become a master criminal if you apply yourself. Many of us out here believe in you. Maybe, you lack the confidence. Try training. I hope these words help. 😏❤️

    • @WillieWeed
      @WillieWeed 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      34 and counting. Don't let the traitor judge Cannon in Florida make you forget one of the worst crimes against Americans in our 248 year history. Keeping our nation's most valuable secrets hostage for over a year. And then when he was caught trying to hide said secrets from ever being returned. The Department of Justice was forced to act. Have you read the indictment? It's been out just over 1 year with the most amazing information and photos. Every American should read it. The one photo of our nuclear secrets lined up across a stage in front of stadium seating screamed one word to me. _Auction._ Sure looks like that's what the DOJ had just interrupted. Then when the indictment mentions finding some of these documents on a laptop, I was certain that was the plan. And he had 18 months and living in a hotel with international very wealthy guests. After all, diapered Don makes the majority of his income, $350 million dollars a year, renting space in his "home" that would be worth 1,000X more $ if it was single family housing like when 🚼🦧bought the place from the Post cereal family. After all, it's a 17 acre island in the ocean on Palm Beach. If not for the thousands of restrictions that come with a hotel, it would again be worth 1000X more than today. That's the secret behind why the place is no longer d valuable as before Don bought it and made it worthless like everything he touches. Our Republican party being one great example.

    • @karaDee2363
      @karaDee2363 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Don't feel bad, you should be proud that you lived an honest life

    • @JenniferPChung
      @JenniferPChung 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      For reals. He's really checking off his goon list👀😬. But seriously. Good for you for only getting a few tickets 👌

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kokusuna inanamazsınız. Gece mahalle kokuyordu. Gerçekten zerre utanma yok.

  • @krysmorrison3896
    @krysmorrison3896 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh I’m soo gonna use that birthday skit

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Putin sent Trump a jar of hummus for his birthday:
    it's made of Russian chick pea.

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bot

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo Ree tarred.

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo Trump is a Putin puppet.

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo You too.

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@slimsladyyo Why'd you write "channel doesn't have any content" on your channel?

  • @0117ization
    @0117ization 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Trump Should Plan for Transition to Presidency - Now

  • @tdperformance157
    @tdperformance157 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yep. But you will still be a drunk!!!!!!

  • @slimsladyyo
    @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jimmy Fallon fell off bad😂

    • @slimsladyyo
      @slimsladyyo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Democrats were also the ones who began the use of propaganda through the media. They worked with Hollywood as well as major TV networks to do this, and they still do (and overtly so). Feeding their mindless viewers countless lies to keep them believing false narratives. In the 1960's, the Democrats, under Lyndon B. Johnson (who took over for Kennedy in ‘63) issued an public service warning to the entire nation about “global warming.” Stating that the state of Florida would be completely under water by the year 2000. They then raised everyone's taxes, with most people ignorantly buying their lie and thus not being as upset about the tax increase. The truth, which is very easily proven by science, is that climate change has always been happening. It's what is known as a constant, and it cannot be affected by human beings burning fossil fuels. We’ve had multiple warm ages and ice ages before. Those of which happened at much faster rates than any climate change currently happening today. Just look up the Little Ice Age, which started around 1300bc and was over by 1850bc. It was a period of time where the Earth was unusually cool. Cool enough that it not only affected global weather patterns and temperatures but crops and livestock, as well. So, are we to believe that the Little Ice Age ended, and the Earth got warmer, because of carbon emissions during the early 1800's? Or what about the much bigger ice ages and warm ages that took place a long time ago? What caused them to take place? Any real scientist, who isn't bought and paid for, will tell you that climate change is caused by solar weather and changes in Earth's magnetic field (which is currently getting weaker and thus causing the world to get warmer). Not people driving cars and burning coal. All that will do is create some temporary smog in the immediate area, which can cause small pockets of warmer air where the smog is, if it gets really bad. Carbon dioxide emissions can only effect things on a small scale because Earth's atmosphere works as a gigantic filter (not only the trees and plants but the atmosphere, itself)

    • @ihoopalot2105
      @ihoopalot2105 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why cause he don’t support a convicted felon or because trump was besties with Jeffry Epstein ?

  • @JBdaVP
    @JBdaVP 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can we just go back to the days when writers would actually produce funny material for these shows instead of divisive political BS? It's so 2021.

  • @cogboy302
    @cogboy302 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My Mum (Mom) died last Friday. I came over to Ireland from England for her funeral.
    In order to celebrate Father's Day, my Dad booked me a ticket on the boat back to England for Sunday morning, so I won't be around for Father's Day.
    Wasn't that nice of him?

    • @thatgirlshae6913
      @thatgirlshae6913 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Praying for you. Sorry for your loss 🙏🏾

  • @sacredneutral7304
    @sacredneutral7304 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    *TRUMP 2024*

  • @cireorigins
    @cireorigins 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    MAGA TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸

  • @Stacey-ul3oe
    @Stacey-ul3oe 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you Jimmy 🎉
    Debunked Tokyo new Tinder app is
    a Chinese company made dating app.
    Please tell your friends in Tokyo to
    Not use the app; all your information
    Will be leaked to China.
    Tokyo governor on Chinese lap
    has drained 70% of Tokyo metropolitan
    budget last 8 years during her
    2 terms, amounting to $1.2T.
    Net month, on July 7, at the gubernatorial election, we
    Tokyo people will get united and
    drag the stupid governor out of the office. Our D-Day ‼️
    Please send huge cheers to Tokyo
    from America. 🇺🇸🇯🇵🎉

  • @user-xk3fd9yi4x
    @user-xk3fd9yi4x 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Disappointment

  • @mariajara6791
    @mariajara6791 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Trump 2024🎉

  • @norcanexs.g.llc.4625
    @norcanexs.g.llc.4625 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Counting guilty verdicts while wearing diapers with a fart machine.

  • @pepsiwepsi1952
    @pepsiwepsi1952 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    So no more Fridays?

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Ya I thought I was tripping

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Appears that way. He's not good enough to do four shows. Kimmel has earned it as has Colbert.

    • @pepsiwepsi1952
      @pepsiwepsi1952 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@viksaggu9085 He met the Pope yesterday. I don’t think he had a Friday last week either.

    • @pepsiwepsi1952
      @pepsiwepsi1952 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@stephansteohanlarsen7457 He met the Pope yesterday. I don’t think he had a Friday last week either.

  • @oenomelband5599
    @oenomelband5599 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Judging by the comments, Jimmy Fallons audience don’t research anything and just believe what they are told.

  • @cedricmichael9273
    @cedricmichael9273 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Lock him up 😊

  • @Twill120301
    @Twill120301 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Trump 2024!

  • @LisaUtley-om7db
    @LisaUtley-om7db 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    happy birthday 😊

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @septemberburkhardt3662
    @septemberburkhardt3662 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TRUMP
    2024 ❤
    ☮️ 🎉

  • @awesomo_matt
    @awesomo_matt 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    trump is the greatest president since lincoln. Trump 2024

  • @mercyandreu882
    @mercyandreu882 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When this guy started doing night show, I thought he was smart and common sense type a guy, but now he is worse than the rest of them. What happened to the Johnny Carson’s comedians.?

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This guy was never actually good or funny. He just had better writers back then.

  • @ConsumeConformObey
    @ConsumeConformObey 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Trunt

  • @emily-clark
    @emily-clark 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh dear, Jimmy...

  • @kentjones6813
    @kentjones6813 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Biden is a badass we have nuclear russian subs around Cuba, anything can happen!

  • @stevekoch4540
    @stevekoch4540 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Trump for prison!! 🎉😂