This is extra funny once you realize Elon Musk's SpaceX is our rl team rocket Neuralink upgrade a cat to speak and get to work sculpting Jessie's hair stat boys, we got a Pikachu to rustle
Now, the question must be asked: does the amount of CIA's failures to assassinate Castro meet or exceed the amount of times Wile E. Coyote failed? The answer given by Google: No. Apparently the CIA had 638 failed attempts, while Wile Coyote failed 641 times. But, damn, was it close!
It was an attempt to reverse the propaganda: in the bad old days Russians would visit western stores and become radicalized, but under Glorious Leader Putin westerners visit Russians stores and become radicalized.
Never forget that time Che Guevara and Fidel played basketball and Che got so salty about Fidel doing a Eurostep that he wrote an entire essay on how the eurostep is anti revolutionary.
@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 Spending an interview demanding the same question over 10 times when someone won't just give a "yes" or "no" without giving the nuance of the *actual* problem, tends to become a memeable offense.
prolly would've been best to somehow make him think he became lactose intolerant if they slipped a bit of painful laxative in his shakes, but goes to show how STUPID the CIA is XD
Boeing's "Agent 747" is on a roll lately... which makes me wonder if they'd be brazen enough to silence whistle blowers en masse via some kind of maneuver straight outta katamari damacy Just sayin' at least the existence of a theoretical Boeing superhitman makes Elon seem like five percent less nutty for how he handled the Elon flights kid 😂 if hed been agent 747, ANY coordinates would DEF be assassination coordinates
Every single story I’ve heard about Castro makes him sound like such a complete bad ass. Imagine the CIA trying to off you 600 times and you’re just like “I like ice cream“
Dude seduced his assassin. Can you get any better than that? The whole thing played out like a romance novel and I heard somewhere that in the autobiography, the assassin said she still loved Castro
The CIA trying to assassinate Castro is literally just Mr. Burns trying and failing to assassinate Grandpa due to plot armor in the Flying Hellfish episode.
I once volunteered at a food bank in Seattle, and I swear, the entire population of older Russian immigrants would get all their food their. I think it reminded them of home.
Me: can't watch this movie based on a true story. I just have to check! ... Okay he died of old age at nearly 100, this story gonna be good! Resume movie
bro i was just thinking this, why does god love this man so much? He had plot armor, charisma, was a dictator, his life is straight out of a goddamn movie. Like, what??
My dad was at that store when Yeltsin showed up. He worked nearby at the time, it was only a few months after I was born. He's told me variants of this story my entire life.
9:18 i love this story so much because that's a grocery store in my neighborhood. there's a non-zero chance that my grandma was there in the store at that time and had no idea.
If Xi came to the US, there would accidentally be an international incident as some random kid would try to give him a stuffed Winnie the Pooh teddy bear.
Before Stalin died, Krushchev had his wife write down every joke he told Stalin and made note of which ones got a laugh. He wasn't a "serious" political pundit at that time, which makes his term heading the Soviet Union all that more fascinating. When Krushchev announced "de-Stalinization," in 1956 President Eisenhower wondered if he was drunk. After years of Stalin's all-night benders, Nikita was in fact, decidedly sober. I don't think anything could get you drunk after that.
It wasn't that they didn't have food, it was that they didn't have variety. They just had 1 type of everything because without market competition there was no need for many different types to appeal to consumers.
if you look back at the US grocery stores generally had this type of over reaction where they went. Like people running around them saying "this must be heaven!" there is a book about it call "The Secret Life of Groceries"
The sanctions against Cuba are about as old as I am. In high school I started saying, "if you want to get rid of Castro, open up trade and travel to Cuba, he'll be gone in 6 months." I stand by that assessment.
14:53 _"The next morning Khrushchev continued his tour... an unproductive summit meeting with Dwight Eisenhower." That meeting might have actually been _productive_ if he wasn't so *devastated* about being denied a trip to Disney Land.
You're not a consoomer if you actually enjoy the product. "Consooming" is when you compulsively buy things because capitalism has convinced you Owning Stuff™ will give you purpose in life. That's why Funko-Pops are the prime example. People will just go online, buy rooms worth of them and never look at them. At least stamp collectors and whatnot actually have go through significant effort to get a lot of their stamps, so they get a "it's the journey not the destination" pass.
@@alexroselle Honestly? I think that contributes to the general ‘mythos’ of Zhukov. “Is that vodka you’re drinking making you piss drunk? Zhukov isn’t even tipsy.” If so much of Soviet bureaucracy was down to splitting hairs and measuring egos, I can see where this might’ve been a valuable parlor trick to have.
@@lordshaxxsexecutor6682 Sorta reminds me of the last elected king of Poland, He swore an oath to not drink and be celibate to his parents. Which must have most likely disappointed them. It might have been especially bad because important people mostly gained information by drinking with other leaders and in general other important people, and he would not be able to participate. ...also he didn't adhere to being celibate and was later played by Catherine the Great, knowing he's just a tool for her and willingly submitting to her wishes, though he also made us the second country to get a constitution so, while he was probably the worst king, he wasn't a complete fuck-up
10:30, this isn't exactly western victory, it happened elsewhere too. Look up accounts of travelers like Marco Polo or English people who visited India before the East India Company or by Ibn Batuta. Big difference is Hollywood which could beam images of Nehru visiting Disney while Kruschiev could not.
The thing about Yeltsin, or perhaps Russians back then is that they expected this visit to go the same way foreign visits went in Russia - you take the foreign dignitary to a Potemkin village and show them pure propaganda and fake prosperity. Yeltsin forced that stop because he thought he will be clever and see the truth, since you can't exactly replace an entire giant city with fake stores. Instead, he realized just how much was actually possible if your country's economy actually worked. No wonder he completely changed his mind afterwards.
7:41 I didn't know about Marshal Zhukov and Coke!! The architect in destroying the Wehrmacht, the 4 times Hero of the Soviet Union, he loved Coke so much that requested a special version for him.
When Khrushchev visited the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota, he looked out a window, and crowed triumphantly about all the shiny new cars in the parking lot, clearly belonging to the elite snobs that ran the college. A staffer looked out, and said, "Oh, no, that lot is for our janitors." 😁 Khrushchev got very quiet...
The CIA trying to kill Castro sounds like the real-life equivalent of Wile E Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner. The persistence in both cases is just insane.
I just don't understand how he somehow simultaneously knows people and events but also sometimes refers to them as if he had never heard of them and is trying to cover it up.
The image of Nikita Khrushchev sitting down with his arms folded, a grumpy expression and grumbling about wanting to go to Disneyland is just perfect, the only thing better is the accompanying speech he made about it 😂
I still think my favourite part of the clear coke story is that Zhukov got addicted to it during ww2 when the countries were allies, so when the iron curtain fell he asked his friend General Clarke, who then PASSED THE REQUEST ON TO PRESIDENT TRUMAN... who PERSONALLY ASKED coca cola to create the clear version for Zhukov
There's a Borat deleted scene when he's in a grocery store, and keeps asking "What is this?" when in the cheese section. Every time, the store worker patiently tells him "That's cheese." The Yeltsin encounter probably happened that way.
Vaush isn’t wrong that the Bay of Pigs failed because Kennedy didn’t support it but to say more, the support was actually in the form of air strikes. There were supposed to be two waves of air strikes, and for these the US decided to use old WW 2 B-26 bombers repainted to look like the Cuban Air Force. However, the first wave mostly missed their targets, and apparently photos leaked that showed clearly enough that they were American B-26s not Cuban planes, so Kennedy cancelled the second wave of bombings. This meant the Cuban Air Force was still largely in tact when the actual Bay of Pigs landings took place, and that was a large reason the invasion failed. At one point the US did try to send 6 unmarked fighters to provide aerial support (the Cuban rebels had some of their own repainted B-26s which they flew I think), but the fighters arrived an hour late and were shot down by the proper Cuban Air Force. So Kennedy also didn’t support the invasion, but frankly it was a terrible plan the entire time.
While my understanding of JFK isn't massive, I feel like he wasn't really into the dick measuring crap with Commies that some other presidents during the cold war. I might be wrong but that is how it is comes off to me.
The image of Yeltsin half hung over, crying like an infant as he eats for the first time an ice cream sandwich or something will be forever burned into my mind. LMFAO.
This sort of behavior by backwards dictators still happens. My friend was employed in our foreign ministry and had to escort a bunch of Turkmen generals around for a few days. Said it was horrible, as during the last few days they would just disappear into a local mid tier shopping center for hours unnoticed. She had to corall them back from there one by one. Must have been a pretty weird experience.
Props to whoever made the thumbnail for actually using the big red clickbait circle in a way that helped the design/conveyed real information
No red arrows, bad design thus vaush bad
@@kittenwizard4703 so controversial yet so brave 🫡
It was effective yet unobtrusive. 🫰🫰
@@kittenwizard4703no Soyjack Vaush either. Only a half axxed one
The CIA trying to kill Castro is like Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu
This is extra funny once you realize Elon Musk's SpaceX is our rl team rocket
Neuralink upgrade a cat to speak and get to work sculpting Jessie's hair stat boys, we got a Pikachu to rustle
That White Coke stuff had me rolling. "No, fellow comrades, you may not smell my vodka. I am just not as easily affected by alcohol as you are."
"Skill issue" said Marshal Zhukov as he drank yet another bottle of his fake vodka
I want a loony tunes movie of Castro and the CIA
I want a 6 season episodic comedy series about Castro's wacky life
Me too a comedy series almost like Tom and jerry but with Castro vs the CIA
Here's 100 million 💰💰💰💰
Basically wile e coyote vs roadrunner
MEEP MEEP
Now, the question must be asked: does the amount of CIA's failures to assassinate Castro meet or exceed the amount of times Wile E. Coyote failed?
The answer given by Google: No. Apparently the CIA had 638 failed attempts, while Wile Coyote failed 641 times. But, damn, was it close!
This comment left me in stitches, thank you 😂
Was ACME the sole supplier to both of them?
Oh come on, I believe theres stuff they did not release to the public, I dont have evidende, I only have a strong feeling about it..😂
4:30 Castro watching all these failed attempts and then going "Just fucking shoot me! What's wrong with you!?"
They tried that too. Didn't work out.
What if I told you he could curve a bullet?
not as fun
Maybe the assassins didn't do that because they knew they wouldn't have been able to make up a story and spin it into pro-Usa propaganda.
Maybe idk
@@Jeremo-FDhe can convince bullets to turn around and return to their casings💀
We've come full circle
Tucker was amazed by Russian grocery stores
LMAO wasnt tucker like ''wow they have bread''?
It was an attempt to reverse the propaganda: in the bad old days Russians would visit western stores and become radicalized, but under Glorious Leader Putin westerners visit Russians stores and become radicalized.
@@aguspuig6615 yeah renting that cart for a ruble changed his life
Tucker's constantly surprised because he's innately ignorant
@@aguspuig6615To be fair to him the man only eats TV dinners, bread might actually be a surprise for him
Never forget that time Che Guevara and Fidel played basketball and Che got so salty about Fidel doing a Eurostep that he wrote an entire essay on how the eurostep is anti revolutionary.
You gotta love these funny history facts
The Disneyland Kruschev speech would unironically be a great monologue for a comedic audition 😭
But did Castro condemn Hamas?
No, that’s why they were trying to kill him
Oh hey piers morgan
Did he double condemn them?
What is with leftists thinking that the idea of being bothered by someone loving Hamas is in anyway weird?
@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769
Spending an interview demanding the same question over 10 times when someone won't just give a "yes" or "no" without giving the nuance of the *actual* problem, tends to become a memeable offense.
They tried to kill him with diabetes, but he could burn off those milkshakes too fast with immense charisma.
prolly would've been best to somehow make him think he became lactose intolerant if they slipped a bit of painful laxative in his shakes, but goes to show how STUPID the CIA is XD
He rizzed up the carbohydrates and fats
Sex is exercise.
Castro was also the second person after the Road Runner to successfully survive 12 assassination attempts by anvil.
600 attempts???!!!
Never send the CIA to do Boeing's job.
I'm pretty sure it's just that Fidel had plot armor
Boeing's "Agent 747" is on a roll lately... which makes me wonder if they'd be brazen enough to silence whistle blowers en masse via some kind of maneuver straight outta katamari damacy
Just sayin' at least the existence of a theoretical Boeing superhitman makes Elon seem like five percent less nutty for how he handled the Elon flights kid 😂 if hed been agent 747, ANY coordinates would DEF be assassination coordinates
All I can think of is that Soviet Defector that thought the CIA was stalking him because every store he went into was so well stocked.
Omg can you please provide a source because that sound epic lmao
@@Christian_Keedle Links are wonky on TH-cam, but search for Viktor Belenko.
Every single story I’ve heard about Castro makes him sound like such a complete bad ass. Imagine the CIA trying to off you 600 times and you’re just like “I like ice cream“
Dude seduced his assassin. Can you get any better than that? The whole thing played out like a romance novel and I heard somewhere that in the autobiography, the assassin said she still loved Castro
The CIA trying to assassinate Castro is literally just Mr. Burns trying and failing to assassinate Grandpa due to plot armor in the Flying Hellfish episode.
Use another metaphor but from a good show
@@aegisfate117what’s your problem? Taste is taste but a lot of people would say the Simpson’s was a great show
Except the plot armor is communism
Remember when JFK fought zombies with Fidel Castro
It's just the storm Dick. Sit down.
Nixon was there too
So was McNamara
"Gentlemen, let's lock and load"
zobies
I once volunteered at a food bank in Seattle, and I swear, the entire population of older Russian immigrants would get all their food their. I think it reminded them of home.
Castro dodging assassination attemps like Hitler dodging time travelers
Damn now I wanna go back and rewatch Danger 5
Castro being the straight up main fucking character has to be my favorite part of recent history
Me: can't watch this movie based on a true story. I just have to check!
...
Okay he died of old age at nearly 100, this story gonna be good! Resume movie
bro i was just thinking this, why does god love this man so much? He had plot armor, charisma, was a dictator, his life is straight out of a goddamn movie. Like, what??
@@KandeeKushentertainment value. I guess God gets bored sometimes
My dad was at that store when Yeltsin showed up. He worked nearby at the time, it was only a few months after I was born. He's told me variants of this story my entire life.
9:18 i love this story so much because that's a grocery store in my neighborhood. there's a non-zero chance that my grandma was there in the store at that time and had no idea.
Castro really did have plot armour irl
Bro was playing with a high charisma/luck build
@@Mr_toaster-hu7lgThe Soviets were apparently jealous of his charisma.
If Xi came to the US, there would accidentally be an international incident as some random kid would try to give him a stuffed Winnie the Pooh teddy bear.
I want to be that random person...😂
The CIA is literally Wile E. Coyote
Honk honk
Before Stalin died, Krushchev had his wife write down every joke he told Stalin and made note of which ones got a laugh. He wasn't a "serious" political pundit at that time, which makes his term heading the Soviet Union all that more fascinating. When Krushchev announced "de-Stalinization," in 1956 President Eisenhower wondered if he was drunk. After years of Stalin's all-night benders, Nikita was in fact, decidedly sober. I don't think anything could get you drunk after that.
Didn't expect to learn Soda Popinski from Punch Out was more real than the average person could have imagined from watching Vaush.
they Zhukov'ed the original Vodka Drunkinsky for nintendo XD
Yes finally! This segment was easily the best bit of that whole stream. Left me in absolute stitches.
Yeltsin being amazed at supermarkets is unironically "socialism is when no food".
It wasn't that they didn't have food, it was that they didn't have variety. They just had 1 type of everything because without market competition there was no need for many different types to appeal to consumers.
@@adrianthoroughgood1191At that time, grocery stores often had empty shelves in them.
Yeltsin had existed on a diet of vodka and vodka for several hot minutes at that point also
@@richardarriaga6271In the 80s?
@@adrianalicea6704no
So Yeltsin losing his mind at the grocery store is basically Tucker in Russian supermarkets, but genuine.
"…and attempted to smuggle a jar of _cold cream_ (of _course_ it's dairy)…"
😂😂😂💀
This is so funny
if you look back at the US grocery stores generally had this type of over reaction where they went. Like people running around them saying "this must be heaven!" there is a book about it call "The Secret Life of Groceries"
6:44 "Love that he's smoking a cigar on a subway car" - That's an airplane my dude.
The sanctions against Cuba are about as old as I am. In high school I started saying, "if you want to get rid of Castro, open up trade and travel to Cuba, he'll be gone in 6 months." I stand by that assessment.
Coke was apparently DECADES ahead of crystal pepsi, with Khrushchev loving that pepsi a little too much.
14:53 _"The next morning Khrushchev continued his tour... an unproductive summit meeting with Dwight Eisenhower."
That meeting might have actually been _productive_ if he wasn't so *devastated* about being denied a trip to Disney Land.
The one day revenue loss for Disney legitimately may not have been worth an end to the war
God, some of these read like Scooby Doo villain tier ideas. If it wasnt for those meddling communists.
Khrushchev really said "I can't go to Disneyland? Guess I'll kill myself" fucking legendary
I’m gonna be completely serious, as an unironic consoomer of Coca-Cola, I would love to have Coca-Cola White.
Zhukov pretending his Coca Cola was vodka must have been awkward when everyone else got drunker and he just started talking faster
You're not a consoomer if you actually enjoy the product. "Consooming" is when you compulsively buy things because capitalism has convinced you Owning Stuff™ will give you purpose in life.
That's why Funko-Pops are the prime example. People will just go online, buy rooms worth of them and never look at them. At least stamp collectors and whatnot actually have go through significant effort to get a lot of their stamps, so they get a "it's the journey not the destination" pass.
@@alexroselle Honestly? I think that contributes to the general ‘mythos’ of Zhukov.
“Is that vodka you’re drinking making you piss drunk? Zhukov isn’t even tipsy.”
If so much of Soviet bureaucracy was down to splitting hairs and measuring egos, I can see where this might’ve been a valuable parlor trick to have.
@@lordshaxxsexecutor6682 Sorta reminds me of the last elected king of Poland, He swore an oath to not drink and be celibate to his parents. Which must have most likely disappointed them.
It might have been especially bad because important people mostly gained information by drinking with other leaders and in general other important people, and he would not be able to participate.
...also he didn't adhere to being celibate and was later played by Catherine the Great, knowing he's just a tool for her and willingly submitting to her wishes, though he also made us the second country to get a constitution so, while he was probably the worst king, he wasn't a complete fuck-up
Das racist!
don’t forget that kim jong il was so obsessed with foreign movies he kidnapped a south korean director and forced him to make movies for him
13:59
Me arguing with my parents when they tell me we I cant go to disney land:
We need more segments like this
This actually is so funny, thank you
10:30, this isn't exactly western victory, it happened elsewhere too. Look up accounts of travelers like Marco Polo or English people who visited India before the East India Company or by Ibn Batuta. Big difference is Hollywood which could beam images of Nehru visiting Disney while Kruschiev could not.
6:20 Vaush and Castro laugh the exact same way at the same time, love that
“Nice chocolate milkshake you got there. Be a shame if someone poisoned it.”
Reminds me of a line from Transmetropolitain: "Have a drink. I fucking poisoned it."
Ah yes, the exploits of the famous CIA Director Wile E. Coyote.
Despite what the military will tell you, soft power is BEST power.
The CIA clearly never saw LonerBox's boats video because then they would know that you can't spread tuberculosis through clothes.
I'm now imagining some aging, retired CIA agent stumbling upon LonerBox's video and just being like, "...well shit."
Me necking vodka: No, it's white coke
Little known fact, Bin Laden was obsessed with 7/11, he just got the months mixed up.
The Disneyland thing is so relatable for some reason
It's like Coyote and the Roadrunner IRL I can't 🤣
The thing about Yeltsin, or perhaps Russians back then is that they expected this visit to go the same way foreign visits went in Russia - you take the foreign dignitary to a Potemkin village and show them pure propaganda and fake prosperity. Yeltsin forced that stop because he thought he will be clever and see the truth, since you can't exactly replace an entire giant city with fake stores. Instead, he realized just how much was actually possible if your country's economy actually worked.
No wonder he completely changed his mind afterwards.
Cute that you think ours or their economy works lmfao
7:41 I didn't know about Marshal Zhukov and Coke!!
The architect in destroying the Wehrmacht, the 4 times Hero of the Soviet Union, he loved Coke so much that requested a special version for him.
Truth is way funnier than fiction. You can't make this shit up
When Khrushchev visited the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota, he looked out a window, and crowed triumphantly about all the shiny new cars in the parking lot, clearly belonging to the elite snobs that ran the college. A staffer looked out, and said, "Oh, no, that lot is for our janitors." 😁 Khrushchev got very quiet...
The CIA trying to kill Castro sounds like the real-life equivalent of Wile E Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner.
The persistence in both cases is just insane.
13:17 Now THIS is winning hearts and minds!
15:31 "Kim Jong the second" lol
Technically Kim Jong the first
I just don't understand how he somehow simultaneously knows people and events but also sometimes refers to them as if he had never heard of them and is trying to cover it up.
The image of Nikita Khrushchev sitting down with his arms folded, a grumpy expression and grumbling about wanting to go to Disneyland is just perfect, the only thing better is the accompanying speech he made about it 😂
Might just be propaganda but it at least sounds like Yeltsin actually gave a shit. Being upset about the difference and actually sticking to it.
Cold cream is an emulsion of water and certain fats, usually including beeswax and various scent agents, designed to smooth skin and remove makeup.
This is one of the funniest Vaush videos… ever. 😂
I still think my favourite part of the clear coke story is that Zhukov got addicted to it during ww2 when the countries were allies, so when the iron curtain fell he asked his friend General Clarke, who then PASSED THE REQUEST ON TO PRESIDENT TRUMAN... who PERSONALLY ASKED coca cola to create the clear version for Zhukov
Found my new favorite vaush segment
Putin knew shops like this... he lived in West Germany for quite some time before the wall came down.
Next, you're gonna tell me that in Kim Jong-un tried to get a Nintendo DS 🤣
Disneyland has destroyed more regimes than the CIA xD
There's a Borat deleted scene when he's in a grocery store, and keeps asking "What is this?" when in the cheese section. Every time, the store worker patiently tells him "That's cheese." The Yeltsin encounter probably happened that way.
Honestly I feel like Castro was given Achilles like invincibility to everything.
Vaush isn’t wrong that the Bay of Pigs failed because Kennedy didn’t support it but to say more, the support was actually in the form of air strikes. There were supposed to be two waves of air strikes, and for these the US decided to use old WW 2 B-26 bombers repainted to look like the Cuban Air Force. However, the first wave mostly missed their targets, and apparently photos leaked that showed clearly enough that they were American B-26s not Cuban planes, so Kennedy cancelled the second wave of bombings. This meant the Cuban Air Force was still largely in tact when the actual Bay of Pigs landings took place, and that was a large reason the invasion failed. At one point the US did try to send 6 unmarked fighters to provide aerial support (the Cuban rebels had some of their own repainted B-26s which they flew I think), but the fighters arrived an hour late and were shot down by the proper Cuban Air Force. So Kennedy also didn’t support the invasion, but frankly it was a terrible plan the entire time.
While my understanding of JFK isn't massive, I feel like he wasn't really into the dick measuring crap with Commies that some other presidents during the cold war. I might be wrong but that is how it is comes off to me.
The white cola thing actually makes sense. You want your people to think your sloshed when you aren’t actually sloshed.
That McDonalds welcoming Xi to Iowa is my hometown where I live! Weird seeing that in a Vaush stream.
The image of Yeltsin half hung over, crying like an infant as he eats for the first time an ice cream sandwich or something will be forever burned into my mind.
LMFAO.
Scub-erculosis
Hahaha
Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean that people aren't after you
this was good, this was great, we all needed this segment. 10/10 voosh.
This sort of behavior by backwards dictators still happens. My friend was employed in our foreign ministry and had to escort a bunch of Turkmen generals around for a few days.
Said it was horrible, as during the last few days they would just disappear into a local mid tier shopping center for hours unnoticed. She had to corall them back from there one by one. Must have been a pretty weird experience.
if vaush took his glasses off and wore the Castro hat, he would look like a young fidel
Fidelito
Ultimate Capitalist Cultural Victory
Who needs bulletproof vests when you have plot armor?
Some reverse-Isekai shit
Wile E Coyote used to run the CIA 😂
Santo Trafficante??? The guy is literally named Saint Drug Dealer, lmao.
The Khrushchev corn thing is why there is corn growing on the field near me 😂 he made everyone grow it
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Castro and Che had a lot of weirdly auspicious occurrences in their time. Luckiest revolutionaries in history.
8:52 yo, that's the star bottlecaps from New Vegas
"Man Marshal Zhukov sure loves vodka, he goes through like 6 liters of it every meeting"
Mao never lacked for creature comforts. He had plenty of food and female companionship during his reign.
This is how you truly win!
This makes the Tucker Russian grocery store segment even funnier. They tried to pull the old switcheroo!
11:35 you can fascinate a communist leader by giving them cheese
I want to drink a bottle of Coca-Comrade.
It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you
Capitalism had the last laugh. Randall's no longer exists.
The CIA had a lot on Fidel Castro, but one thing they didn't know about was his unconquerable rizz. lol
Truth really is stranger than fiction
The Cold War might have ended 30 years sooner if Khrushchev had been allowed to go to Disneyland.