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I would have to agree with many in the comments that the limited CGI adds a LOT to this scene. It sort of shows his cyberworld as this grotesque, unreal, in truth imitation of our world, that, by exerting his power, he is distorting and destroying, trying to use it in ways it simply could not be, and for that we see it tearing at the seams.
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lol crucified is a pretty good song, it makes me feel lik ethe world is going really way faster than its supposed to or something while I listen to that song I wish I were a black preist ong fr
If the health department of Greene County sees those gems that you put on the damn sharty they could condemn our universe and we would have access denied to it?
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Tbh as funny as it is to take the piss out of how dated the cgi is, in my opinion it adds a certain charm and fits well with the disturbing tone of this film and without the bad cgi, this film wouldn't be nearly as memorable or iconic without it. Plus it makes sense due to the films main focus being virtual reality, therefore why the cgi looks so unrealistic and abstract.
IMO it still looks really surreal, with the weightless movements of the characters like they're trapped in a nightmare. People at the time liked it because it looked weird & uncanny for this nightmare version of cyberspace, so it hits the intended effect pretty well! ...Except for the priest catching on fire, that part looked pretty cheesy.
It's the same thing with the iPhone. Our society has been conditioned to only like what's new and shiny, nothing else. A new phone comes out? People are having straight up orgasms at the new features, but six months later when a new phone comes out, everyone is like "ugh, that last phone was so TERRIBLE, there was nothing good about it!". People who come down hard on movies like this because of bad CG have forgotten that there was no good CG when this movie was made. This was the "good" CG.
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From Wikipedia: “The film is adapted from the merging of a 1975 short story by Steven King with an original screenplay entitled "CyberGod." While King's story focused on the titular character, a rotund, animal-like Pan worshipper who strips naked and eats the newly cut grass like a goat while controlling his lawnmower with mystical powers, the film has the same character controlling the lawnmower by means of the untapped potential of the human brain, which has been stimulated by advanced, but unethical scientific experimentation.” Fucking WHAT?
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This wasn't a bad movie, but New Line could have kept so much more of the profits if they had just done what the courts ordered them to do three times: remove Stephen King's name from it.
Stephen King is an idiot anyway ... most of the movies he's had a direct hand in, are mostly crap. Listen to what he says about Kubrick's The Shining ... Kubrick took that mediocre piece of pulp and created a masterpiece. His television series he made based on the book was garbage. Don't get me started about his ridiculous political ideologies either.
@@Fiveash-ArtMe when I'm in a liable competition and my opponent is @Fiveash-Art First and foremost Stephen King doesn't hate Kubrick's Shining. He doesn't think it fits his vision of what he was trying to do with The Shining but hate is still a strong word regarding how he views it. He's referenced it several times in other work like Castlerock so he still accepts and respects it's existence. Most of the movies and shows King has worked on are terrible? Well first off he's only appeared as an actor in half of them and you can't blame an actor with no input on the project with how it turns out. But besides that as far as ones he's actually worked on go are you saying Pet Semetary, Under The Dome, Creepshow, The Dead Zone, Castlerock, or the episodes he wrote for the X Files and Tales From The Dark Side are all bad? Even Maximum Overdrive which is the only film he ever directed and since has vowed to never direct again is considered a so bad it's good classic and frankly is just fun as a shut your brain off and don't think about it film. As for politics yeah I agree he's a staunch liberal now but he's an almost 80 year old guy so I think we should be glad he's not just a pedo right winger who's extremely racist. Like I know that's not setting the bar high but it's still leaps better than he is now.
It's funnier when you realize Lawnmower Man's story is about a man who goes into a virtual world then becomes a powerful entity who can bend reality and becomes drunk on power, proceeds to brutally torment/murder people in his domain, and ultimately escapes into the "virtual world" in the end; remaining a god. So Sonic.EXE might non ironically be inspired by this film.
DONT CALL ME POOPSON, YOU KNOW MY NAME IS COBSON. I swear to Science that if you call me that again I'll kick you out of my sleepover... OK YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
What makes this hauntingly gemmy is that Jobe's goal was to upload himself entirely to the internet and basically be a tech-god. And then 0:21 takes over the internet 19 years later.
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It’s funny to think that the people that made the CGI for this movie was made by angel studios (Rockstar games as they’d later be known as). Crazy how far they’ve come since then.
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I just watched this movie after playing VR for the past 6 months and I think this movie has a lot of prophetic stuff in it. The horror side of this movie is all nonsense but virtual reality will definitely evolve just like the telephone did, and the human experience will expand and evolve at the same rate.
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Rocky Rox I remember walking into the living room at night (7-8pm lol) on a school night and my parents were watching this part, I've had insomnia ever since.. Lol scared af
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"i am god here!" *continues to fail at cracking a single password*
😄😄
The network was cut off.
Cob let him win
He does eventually crack the code and escapes the simulation before the facility explodes
He will always be a gem
The gem that saved the party
hwabag
He Will Always Be A God
@@felixknight689 (he will always be a gravestone)
@@bitshox1215 check #general sis you need more hrt if you want to beat the cobchads!
he will always be a gamer
It's so surreal seeing the Cobson Soyjak's source in motion.
I AM COB SON
Nanosoyjaks, son! They harden in response to physical gems!
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I AM COB HERE
Yosh , I AM ! DOG ! !
he's dyslexic as moses
I AM COBSON
Total cobson victory
oh sweet corn
THE UNIVERSE IS MINE BECAUSE.... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY???
LOLZ! Take this updoot kind stranger
belly and chest
@@gr1mmd Enough.
@nobletohru Cyberspace: ACCESS DENIED.
Peer reviewed source on that claim?
bone-chilling, spinge tingling, slow burn genre-redefining gemerald that saved the sharty
THIS UNIVERSE IS MINE
I AM GOD HERE
I AM COB HERE
I AM COAL HERE
@@bitshox1215 I AM GEM HERE
@@TurkcelBillionsmustspy >I AM GEM HE-ACK!
no, I am god here.
I am Cobson here.
this is the kind of CGI that would haunt me as a kid, and it still did
Liminal uncanny valley
@@seronymus>Limina-ACK
@@seronymusuncunny
see this just looks liek beloved kids show reboot to me :P
I would have to agree with many in the comments that the limited CGI adds a LOT to this scene. It sort of shows his cyberworld as this grotesque, unreal, in truth imitation of our world, that, by exerting his power, he is distorting and destroying, trying to use it in ways it simply could not be, and for that we see it tearing at the seams.
Its like cruelty squad but by accident
@@swaggerdagger8976 It's cruelty squad by *neccesity* . Author's intent doesn't exist, only a million different interpretations.
So in other words… he will always be a gem.
cringe
Horribly low quality metaverse sold to us like it's a luxury service.
0:21 the gem that started it all
0:21 The coal that ruined it all
The gem that saved the sharty
@@aerologicalphenomenonHWABAG
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The gem that started it all...the gem that saved the sharty...the alpha and omega, GODson
- Mentally crucifies a guy
- Declares himself God
- Refuses to elaborate
"ACCESS DENIED"
ACK-CESS DENIED
Chadson
Declares himself Cob*
Did I memed right my fellow 4channers ?
lol crucified is a pretty good song, it makes me feel lik ethe world is going really way faster than its supposed to or something while I listen to that song
I wish I were a black preist ong fr
"The universe is mine, I am GOD here!"
"You do realize that ACCESS DENIED"
If the health department of Greene County sees those gems that you put on the damn sharty they could condemn our universe and we would have access denied to it?
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd dusty reply
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4ydGEM
>The univ- ACKESS DENIED!!!!
BROTHER SANTONEIUS!
...Convince Them.
This board is mine... I AM COB HERE
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Cobson wabag
he will always be a gem
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my brother bought this on vhs and the "soyjack" face from this scene is displayed prominently on the back of the box
They knew.
how do you think the animators felt after realizing they had made the biggest gemerald to ever exist?
"soyj-ACK!!!"
Those incomprehensible woah jacks, am I right kind stranger? Chungus wholesome 100, so to speak.
Foreshadowing
5 years in bald man with glasses website award 🥇🥇
Dude looks like he's from the cover of a 1990s middleschool computer science textbook
That's exactly right
He looks like a MOBO boxart
or something
cobby in the log though
'obby in the 'og
COBSON: ORIGINS
Tbh as funny as it is to take the piss out of how dated the cgi is, in my opinion it adds a certain charm and fits well with the disturbing tone of this film and without the bad cgi, this film wouldn't be nearly as memorable or iconic without it. Plus it makes sense due to the films main focus being virtual reality, therefore why the cgi looks so unrealistic and abstract.
yeah it's a slowburn alright or something
When I watched the live action scooby movie as a kid the janky way the dog monsters moved used to freak me out
IMO it still looks really surreal, with the weightless movements of the characters like they're trapped in a nightmare. People at the time liked it because it looked weird & uncanny for this nightmare version of cyberspace, so it hits the intended effect pretty well!
...Except for the priest catching on fire, that part looked pretty cheesy.
What movie is it??
It's the same thing with the iPhone. Our society has been conditioned to only like what's new and shiny, nothing else. A new phone comes out? People are having straight up orgasms at the new features, but six months later when a new phone comes out, everyone is like "ugh, that last phone was so TERRIBLE, there was nothing good about it!".
People who come down hard on movies like this because of bad CG have forgotten that there was no good CG when this movie was made. This was the "good" CG.
The little "Rah!" at the end is what seals it.
this universe is mine. i am- ACK!
No arrow therefore you acked
Im gonna hug you while you ack.
@lukethekuya >no arrow therefore you - ACK!!!!
Self loving headpat
gem
wow.... at 0:19 it almost sounds like he says "I am COB here!"
oh my Science™ You're right!
It looks like soyjak right?
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Brain broken child tries to thing of a joke that isn’t 10 years old and unfunny challenge [impossible]
Take your meds chuddy boy
a man who takes pride in his work. love to see it
From Wikipedia:
“The film is adapted from the merging of a 1975 short story by Steven King with an original screenplay entitled "CyberGod." While King's story focused on the titular character, a rotund, animal-like Pan worshipper who strips naked and eats the newly cut grass like a goat while controlling his lawnmower with mystical powers, the film has the same character controlling the lawnmower by means of the untapped potential of the human brain, which has been stimulated by advanced, but unethical scientific experimentation.”
Fucking WHAT?
HUH???? 😨😨
@@neuravanny Stephen King used to do a lot of drugs back int he day. There's your explanation.
@@StarryStarryNocturne that... actually makes alot of sense
and King refused to have any part in this loose adaptation to the point where he threatened to sue.
Is this movie…good?
computer animated revolutionary cutting edge virtual reality sci-fi horror gem
He Will Always Be A Gem.
the cob that saved the 'arty
this feels like an XRA episode
Jesus, reboot really got unhinged in the final season…
This is basically the same as whatever the fuck that Daemon shit was
THE UNIVERSE IS MINE
I AM COB HERE
"Cobson saving the 'sharty from Poopson spam" 2049, de-metaversed footage.
ancient gemerald with energy
Seeing this after just waking up from having a nightmare about a ghost haunting my house still feels like I’m in a dream
You _are_ in a dream. Wake up. We miss you.
Just another day in the Metaverse with ol' Zuck.
Zuck the Cuck
HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
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0:21 slow-burning, bone chilling, spine tingling, A24 produced genre-defining gemerald
Your not even human anymore
Social media in a nutshell.
0:21 biblically accurate cobson
THIS FORUM IS MINE
I AM MODERATOR HERE
there was a gem under our noses the entire time
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'em immortalized as a 'jak
I like how we only know this scene because a particular frame @0:21 fell victim to the world of soyjak, under the name Cobson.
The gem that saved the sharty
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Sneed
Stephen king's creation
Turned later on into a soyjack
This wasn't a bad movie, but New Line could have kept so much more of the profits if they had just done what the courts ordered them to do three times: remove Stephen King's name from it.
Stephen King is an idiot anyway ... most of the movies he's had a direct hand in, are mostly crap. Listen to what he says about Kubrick's The Shining ... Kubrick took that mediocre piece of pulp and created a masterpiece. His television series he made based on the book was garbage. Don't get me started about his ridiculous political ideologies either.
Oddly enough it actually has a lot of classic King movie cliches
The name was CyberGod, it was a great name
it would have balanced out anyway since nobody would have even seen the movie without his name. everything worked out how it was supposed to
@@Fiveash-ArtMe when I'm in a liable competition and my opponent is @Fiveash-Art
First and foremost Stephen King doesn't hate Kubrick's Shining. He doesn't think it fits his vision of what he was trying to do with The Shining but hate is still a strong word regarding how he views it. He's referenced it several times in other work like Castlerock so he still accepts and respects it's existence.
Most of the movies and shows King has worked on are terrible? Well first off he's only appeared as an actor in half of them and you can't blame an actor with no input on the project with how it turns out. But besides that as far as ones he's actually worked on go are you saying Pet Semetary, Under The Dome, Creepshow, The Dead Zone, Castlerock, or the episodes he wrote for the X Files and Tales From The Dark Side are all bad?
Even Maximum Overdrive which is the only film he ever directed and since has vowed to never direct again is considered a so bad it's good classic and frankly is just fun as a shut your brain off and don't think about it film.
As for politics yeah I agree he's a staunch liberal now but he's an almost 80 year old guy so I think we should be glad he's not just a pedo right winger who's extremely racist. Like I know that's not setting the bar high but it's still leaps better than he is now.
The Metaverse has fallen, billions must be denied passwords
cob the log on
The animation is like something out of a Source Filmmaker fever dream.
Like some Xavier: Renegade Angel weirdness.
When i saw this as a kid i thought this looked incredible. I must've been on some heavy crack or something💀
So this is where the origin of so many [insert popular franchise name here].exe creepy pasta lines came from!
It's funnier when you realize Lawnmower Man's story is about a man who goes into a virtual world then becomes a powerful entity who can bend reality and becomes drunk on power, proceeds to brutally torment/murder people in his domain, and ultimately escapes into the "virtual world" in the end; remaining a god.
So Sonic.EXE might non ironically be inspired by this film.
@@commetsftwCobson would kill the bleeding fury in a fight though
What's even funnier is that Jobe's whole goal was to invade the world via becoming the internet.
And guess what happened at 0:19?
The gem point is at 0:21
gemmy though
>though
coally however
>>tho-ACK! @@cheedandcheed1592
maaan i saw this as a kid in cinema...it was mindboggling stuff back then lol. i still love this movie
💎
When Chris chan's parents try to get him off the computer
Lol nice one
IM WORKING ON IT
Get away from that Internet. I’m cutting it down right now.
Well, the police finally stripped it of its Godhood.
@@parker-boy98not so fast!
I AM COBSON
DONT CALL ME POOPSON, YOU KNOW MY NAME IS COBSON. I swear to Science that if you call me that again I'll kick you out of my sleepover... OK YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
Gem
What makes this hauntingly gemmy is that Jobe's goal was to upload himself entirely to the internet and basically be a tech-god.
And then 0:21 takes over the internet 19 years later.
billions must be denied (access)
"Maybe so but I have already depicted you as the soyjak and me as the chad"
He will always be a god here
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"Holy shit it's the Lawnmower Man™" MY NAME IS COBSON!
It’s funny to think that the people that made the CGI for this movie was made by angel studios (Rockstar games as they’d later be known as). Crazy how far they’ve come since then.
went from making gems to making coal, truly a SAD! story... many such cases
The original gem
wooooowie your here as well what an hero
@@elusive-osmium Imagine being so angry at Microsoft Paint traces of bald cartoon men with glasses that you feel the need to reply to each comment referencing it. You'd be indistinguishable from one of those Reddit users who for some reason wants to kill us all if it wasn't for the hilarious decade old 4cuck suicide joke.
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He wasn't a soyJack nor was he a coal, he was just a gem
trying to find an old deleted video in your TH-cam history be like
I love how the video is most replayed on the soyjak frame
Who knew this shitty cgi sequence would lead to a bunch of irony poisoned insane people to turn him into a "gem"
Turn? He has *always* been a gem.
W-ACK
gem with diamond structures
The 90s should never have been allowed to predict the future
Saw this at the cinema when it came out.
beautiful architecture
Spine tingling and genre redefining
“Computer, load up Celery Man, please.”
The bowling alley TV when you get a strike.
I just watched this movie after playing VR for the past 6 months and I think this movie has a lot of prophetic stuff in it. The horror side of this movie is all nonsense but virtual reality will definitely evolve just like the telephone did, and the human experience will expand and evolve at the same rate.
Truth is always stranger than fiction. Fiction has nothing on truth, never has.
Now look. VR is extremely close to hitting the mainstream, as in everyone will have one because of the metaverse
@exitentry , ...yawn...zzzz...
@MegaMAGA , buttpeople Still duhukraines
@@TheLinposterIsSus close...
Now the lore of every VrChat user
It became crueality
'ergal coal
But how does this affect you PERSONALLY??
Horrific. This is true psychological horror.
Slow burning, spine tingling, bone chilling
0:21
And thus a true Gemerald was born
This was adapted from a story about a naked guy eating grass
THE BOWLING STRIKE SCREEN HAS GONE ROGUE! I REPEAT, THE BOWLING STRIKE SCREEN HAS GONE ROGUE!
Excellent!
I AM COB
I paused at the exact frame where the biggest gem was found
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I don’t remember this episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel
Cobson da Godson
Gemmy pfp
jannies when they get you muted for 15 minutes:
0:21 And then the Legend was born
the animations at the bowling alley be like:
He used to scare the shit out of me.
Rocky Rox I remember walking into the living room at night (7-8pm lol) on a school night and my parents were watching this part, I've had insomnia ever since.. Lol scared af
21 and honestly he seems like a effective villan. I remember getting wierdly getting freaked out by the 1990s mummy as i was re watching it
Wow first time seeing this clip of Xavier: Renegade Angel, really cool
A hidden gem.
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Me trying to delete system32 to free up space on the family computer
HWABAG
>HWA-ACK!