@Chonts from what I heard so many cops used it first and used the fact that the person couldn't do it to prove they were drunk until the breathalyzer test came back showing they were below the limit
Got pulled over. Officer came to my windows and asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. Me, in all my wisdom, said No. But I guess you're going to tell me. Got a ticket
The cops needed to go into my backyard to access a neighboring field so they could arrest an individual. My family had at the time five golden retrievers. They asked if the dogs were vicious. My response was "They'll lick you to death, but otherwise they are kosher." There were five cops there and none of them realized they had been the butt of a joke. I'd like to think that later in their shift one of them realized they had been insulted in such an underhanded manner.
My goodness you I have a perfect story for one of these segments, probably two, except we never called 911, it’s called. Mom drove me in the emergency room. I was a highly precocial trial, I have grown less so as my vision has worsened, but for those the syndrome that I have, this is a not uncommon occurrence. Let’s see, I put a Lego at my nose, I run myself headfirst into a tree and a playground apparatus, the playground apparatus was actually named the igloo, because it did look like an igloo. That last one involve me breaking a tooth. We used one of my funnier stories involving my dentist, because it was her day off, dressing, her kids for sports so she and my mom trade off, she she, my mom would dress the dentist kids for sports practice while my dentist would work on me. She asked if she could show her kids my Now extracted route, which I agreed. My thought process being that if I were in her position or her kids position, I would want to see what kind of things she worked on up close and personal. But that’s not where the story that fits this post comes from. No we were driving somewhere, I don’t know if it was up north to Columbus or Out Westward to Centerville see some member of my extended family, some grandparents or other. I do vividly remember that my mom was in nursing school at the time and she had a car. I had a tape tech. 1990s Lexus RX, 1999 model I think, the darn thing is dead and buried by now, lasted about 15 years. Anyhow, took me several years to understand the concept of quiet. So mom gets pulled over for speeding, please don’t you dare ask who I thought the cop was, and I held out that mom is listening to her medical tapes and therefore mom gets off with just a warning and not speed ticket. Although, I still see this day have issues with understanding when the car I am in is being pulled over, it has happened twice to me recently and took me at least a few minutes to understand what was happening and why
"If someone runs, it's safe to assume that they are dangerous." Such a cop way to think. Some people just don't want to get locked up, even if it involves doing something dumb.
"If someone runs, it's safe to assume that they are dangerous." Such a cop way to think. Some people just don't want to get locked up, even if it involves doing something dumb.
The "recite the alphabet backwards" part of field sobriety tests has actually been removed from the test
I wonder why that was?
@Chonts from what I heard so many cops used it first and used the fact that the person couldn't do it to prove they were drunk until the breathalyzer test came back showing they were below the limit
@MysteriumArcanum no shit. Saying the alphabet backwards is hard sober, who made them think that was a good test to tell if someone is drunk
@@Chonts I think it's just a holdover from before the breathalyzer was invented
Something most people don't know: Field sobriety tests are not obligatory anywhere in the U.S.
Got pulled over. Officer came to my windows and asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. Me, in all my wisdom, said No. But I guess you're going to tell me. Got a ticket
The cops needed to go into my backyard to access a neighboring field so they could arrest an individual. My family had at the time five golden retrievers. They asked if the dogs were vicious. My response was "They'll lick you to death, but otherwise they are kosher." There were five cops there and none of them realized they had been the butt of a joke. I'd like to think that later in their shift one of them realized they had been insulted in such an underhanded manner.
23:46 saved himself but abandoned the girl. Who is this, Teddy Kennedy?
The "peanut butter balls" story still knocks me off my ass. 😂
My goodness you I have a perfect story for one of these segments, probably two, except we never called 911, it’s called. Mom drove me in the emergency room. I was a highly precocial trial, I have grown less so as my vision has worsened, but for those the syndrome that I have, this is a not uncommon occurrence. Let’s see, I put a Lego at my nose, I run myself headfirst into a tree and a playground apparatus, the playground apparatus was actually named the igloo, because it did look like an igloo. That last one involve me breaking a tooth. We used one of my funnier stories involving my dentist, because it was her day off, dressing, her kids for sports so she and my mom trade off, she she, my mom would dress the dentist kids for sports practice while my dentist would work on me. She asked if she could show her kids my Now extracted route, which I agreed. My thought process being that if I were in her position or her kids position, I would want to see what kind of things she worked on up close and personal. But that’s not where the story that fits this post comes from. No we were driving somewhere, I don’t know if it was up north to Columbus or Out Westward to Centerville see some member of my extended family, some grandparents or other. I do vividly remember that my mom was in nursing school at the time and she had a car. I had a tape tech. 1990s Lexus RX, 1999 model I think, the darn thing is dead and buried by now, lasted about 15 years. Anyhow, took me several years to understand the concept of quiet. So mom gets pulled over for speeding, please don’t you dare ask who I thought the cop was, and I held out that mom is listening to her medical tapes and therefore mom gets off with just a warning and not speed ticket. Although, I still see this day have issues with understanding when the car I am in is being pulled over, it has happened twice to me recently and took me at least a few minutes to understand what was happening and why
"If someone runs, it's safe to assume that they are dangerous." Such a cop way to think. Some people just don't want to get locked up, even if it involves doing something dumb.
Smooth or chunky
Good lord im first!!!
Well done!
IDC
I hope that guy got arrested for anamal abuse for the poor spider they shoved up there saa
1st one lmao
i like chicken
"If someone runs, it's safe to assume that they are dangerous." Such a cop way to think. Some people just don't want to get locked up, even if it involves doing something dumb.