Imagine if the dame thing started standing on two hoves and pointed the other hoves up Honestly as I am writing this I realized that this is literally saten
That was hilarious! I worked at a bar where the kitchen dumpster was a favorite haunt of the local ‘trash pandas’. They can be really aggressive and fast. I know they scared the heck out of me more than once!!
To be fair, that turtle the officer was handling was a common snapper. Alligator snappers are pretty chill, but these guys will fight you with the wrath of the gods
I'll bet you every officer that is dealing with these animals would rather deal with these animals than deal with the human animals that carry weapons and can't seem to figure out how to be a kind person
I am sure firemen would rather deal with water than fire that can't seem to be cool. Don't complain about the requirements of a job to which you signed-up for. 🤔A cop will probably be assaulted and a fireman will get burned. If you cannot deal with the stress of work or find the requirements too much to handle, find other employment.
“Officer Davis? Please explain to me this report about…a Deer Squatting?” “We’ll chief, the guy had squatter rights. But ultimately left not wanting to be linked to the stash he had.”
yeah they were probably prepared for a full-on shoot out. to be fair, it sounded like a crazy person with nothing to lose just destroying the house entirely. just a lil ol deer tho
The police officers chasing after cows are pretty much a normal thing here in Texas, and it is funny as hell to watch. Those turkeys were nothing to mess with, because wild ones will not hesitate to come after you.
@@Kopie0830 Buddy, Wild Turkeys can be two things - Sneaky and vicious. I have seen hunters try and find them for years, hear them but never see them. And if cornered they have no issues with attacking anything in view.
@Kopie I have seen a wild turkey in a Orlando Florida parking lot at the hotel when I was visiting and it attacked A family and The man kicked and it just walked away
@@seanrosenau2088 yeah, they are scary. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near one without someone armed, as sad as it would be to hurt one. I've heard to many stories of people losing chunks of themselves
“ you do this often?“ Well, it’s a gator, they’re kinda like the state bird of Florida… so he should be somewhat knowledgeable on where the off switch is…
Police Officers around the world a lot of the time are shown to have a negative image. Some deserved and some not deserved. These videos had me laughing, especially the officer trying to pick up the turtle lol
Fr, tho. And it sucks because I actually have a cousin who *is* a cop, and he's a great guy, so it always kinda upsets me to see how terrible cops are in the eyes of the public 😔
@@christopherbishop2570 yeah is sad, but that can happen in any work place. I can give an example of a very disturbing and disgusting case, so University of Health Services (UHS) in there facilities have been a lot of cases of abuse, there's some documentaries or videos about this scandals btw this isn't recently though. So, cops aren't only the ones but also other service or any job.
Damn the cop at 4:10 made me laughs so much I nearly piss myself !!….. ‘’ when he ask a woman checking outside her house what the hell was going on ?…… is this your cow ??. ‘’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one with the officer or coast guard on the back of the jet ski was hysterical too.😂😂😂 The Joey gets set on the doc and then what happens it just jumps RIGHT BACK into the water, I see their hand go up as it jumped as if they were saying "Ack here we go again!"
Yeah, I believe kangaroos natural instinct is actually to retreat to water if there is any near when faced with a threat. Idk why but they feel like they can defend themselves better in water
Hearing police officers who are wearing gear to protect from death with weapons that can cause it, and their giggling as the calls they’ve been sent on are not only wholesome but ridiculous. Animals are so fun! We’re blessed to be sharing this planet. It would be so boring otherwise
The ones going after the gators here in Florida respect the gator. The one worked with FWC and knew how to work the gator to exhaustion and tape it safely up until they could get there. Those guys in SAN Antonio didn’t know what to do about theirs
I love the one where he was just dragging the croc. Also, something you might not have known is that Kangoroos are actually really friendly when they don't think you're a threat.
In my area they are reorganizing the police force. There will be armed and unarmed units. Animal control, traffic violations, and welfare checks will be unarmed officers. Armed officers will address crime...like homicide, burglary, and assault.
Traffic stops and welfare checks are more dangerous then you seem to think. A welfare check could be a suicidal person willing to take others out with themselves and a Traffic stop could be a murderer or soon-to-be murderer. Your area is fucking stupid for doing this, guarantee the first unarmed cop that gets shot on a traffic stop will make them revert the change.
@@bomberman51243 State mandated in New York State. "Per the Executive Order, every locality must adopt a plan for reform by April 1, 2021 to be eligible for future state funding."
The traffic violation and welfare check one's are stupid people clearly underestimate how many traffic stops turn into ambushes against LEO's and welfare checks can also turn deadly quickly especially if the person owns weapons
2:38 just grab em midshell just in front of their back legs, they will hiss though ( there is no was to look dignified doing the above) . They can't bite you from this grab, and as long as you hold them with your arms outstretched they can't really kick you or pee on ya (Note: dont tip them on their end like in that video that's one way to get peed on). Your only real dangers are getting hit by a car, or getting peed on.
5:56 If I remember correctly this is Travis the Chimp. He mauled and ripped off his owner’s face and I think killed another female. He was triggered bc the dead woman used his tickle me elmo to tempt him back indoors and he didn’t like that.
The part at 1:15 I thought was in Maine because of the license plate of the car in front, but when I saw the cop car, I realized it was in Michigan because of the State Troopers unique bubble light
Honestly they rather deal with stuff like this then a crazy man going on a killing spree, they look like they had fun in those moment and probably will be talked around the office or during breaks
OMG! These animals are crazy! I am glad cops will help out with THEM at least! Also,be careful with those pet snakes! If you get the wrong kind, they could get HUGE!
You should look up a few videos of cops on the 401 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. HUGE hiway and we've had a few trailers turn over with cattle on board. Just hilarious!!!! We had a loose emu in our horse pasture here in Alberta. RCMP got it (me and a friend helped) and it shit all over the seat in the back and fainted!!!
Cop - "Show me your hands!!"
Deer - "Impossible!"
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Imagine if the dame thing started standing on two hoves and pointed the other hoves up
Honestly as I am writing this I realized that this is literally saten
@@teyenzazindorji2684
Furries: Smash
INCONCEIVABLE!!
The fact that a couple of turkeys and a goose intimidate police officers more than an alligator or python is a riot.
Dem things are vicious!
Don’t mess with the dinosaurs
Bro don't fuck with turkeys
Turkeys got spurs and they can fly.
The birds are faster aren't they?
The policeman that knocks on the trash can and says Police Department! Search Warrant! Made me laugh my ass off!!
Facts!! 🤣😂🤣😂
he must be a member of the Foot Clan in disguise (or a real fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
What about “one goat in custody”?))) Love good sense of humour
That was hilarious! I worked at a bar where the kitchen dumpster was a favorite haunt of the local ‘trash pandas’. They can be really aggressive and fast. I know they scared the heck out of me more than once!!
Yes! That definitely looked like a KLR voiceover video. 😅
Female officer: “What do you want me to do when he comes running at me?”
Male Officer: “Square up with it”
🤣💀
The cop doing kung fu on that dangerous turtle was hysterical. 😂😅🤣
You need Kung Fu with a snapping turtle. Them things can take your hand off
@@staticbuilds7613 True, they’re scary.
A funny cop !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO!!!!
Lol the cop found Master Oogway (sorry if I spelled it wrong)
"706 one goat in custody" that broke me
u miss the kangaroo is like thanks u but u got to catch me again from water so haha
When does he say that?
To be fair, that turtle the officer was handling was a common snapper. Alligator snappers are pretty chill, but these guys will fight you with the wrath of the gods
I'll bet you every officer that is dealing with these animals would rather deal with these animals than deal with the human animals that carry weapons and can't seem to figure out how to be a kind person
I am sure firemen would rather deal with water than fire that can't seem to be cool. Don't complain about the requirements of a job to which you signed-up for. 🤔A cop will probably be assaulted and a fireman will get burned. If you cannot deal with the stress of work or find the requirements too much to handle, find other employment.
@@phocian the point is they would RATHER deal with it.
I was thinking the same thing.
Thanks for the correction I suffer from dyslexia so I use voice text a lot I appreciate the correction
@@jordantaylor2509 no problem
Going tactical into the house thinking maybe the suspect is armed only to found deer.
That's gonna be some funny report to write about.
“Officer Davis? Please explain to me this report about…a Deer Squatting?”
“We’ll chief, the guy had squatter rights. But ultimately left not wanting to be linked to the stash he had.”
yeah they were probably prepared for a full-on shoot out. to be fair, it sounded like a crazy person with nothing to lose just destroying the house entirely. just a lil ol deer tho
"706, One goat in custody."
Hahahahaha
They didn’t even read him his rights!!! 🤣🤣🤣
When does he say that?
0:33 this cracked me up. Even raccoons are afraid of being arrested.
This is my favorite
LMAO the end was pretty hilarious too.
Raccoon was like: "Excuse me, Ma'am. I am here to report a missing garbage can
Officer “POLICE! LET ME ME SEE YOUR HANDS!”
Deer “I could show you my Hooves! But honestly that’s pretty hard for me to do!”
"I swear, I only have antlers and I can't drop them now, it's not the proper season"
@@cellardweller5245 "uh well... drop your uh... antlers?"
The police officers chasing after cows are pretty much a normal thing here in Texas, and it is funny as hell to watch. Those turkeys were nothing to mess with, because wild ones will not hesitate to come after you.
Getting chased by wild turkeys? Nice! I'll bring several bags. Christmas would be early.
@@Kopie0830 😂 you mean Thanksgiving
@@Kopie0830 Buddy, Wild Turkeys can be two things - Sneaky and vicious. I have seen hunters try and find them for years, hear them but never see them. And if cornered they have no issues with attacking anything in view.
why do cows keep escaping farms in Texas?
@Kopie I have seen a wild turkey in a Orlando Florida parking lot at the hotel when I was visiting and it attacked A family and The man kicked and it just walked away
"Police department, search warrant" as he knocks on the garbage can was hilarious 😂😂
You dont want to mess with chimps, that is probably the most dangerous thing in this video
plus it could open doors!!! that would be scary.
@@kyle18934 Even if he couldn't open doors like a person, he could still batter through it 😳
@@seanrosenau2088 yeah, they are scary. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near one without someone armed, as sad as it would be to hurt one.
I've heard to many stories of people losing chunks of themselves
The shark and whale is even more dangerous
“A deer broke into my house”
A story one will never believe
Bambi's all about that thug life!😂
“ you do this often?“
Well, it’s a gator, they’re kinda like the state bird of Florida… so he should be somewhat knowledgeable on where the off switch is…
the gator was just pissed the entire time 💀
Alligators are state 'bird'?
Go Gators! Lol
The police chasing after squealing pigs is pretty funny...
Officer handling the snapping 🐢 was pretty epic too.
I found that officer trying to pick up the turtle funny.
pigs chasing a pig
@@reezevlog wow how original
@@deedlefish and..?
The cop that screamed like a girl when he saw the snake killed me! 😂😂😂
Love to see officer's get a break for something weird and wacky. Gives them stories to tell and a smile on their face.😁
Police Officers around the world a lot of the time are shown to have a negative image. Some deserved and some not deserved. These videos had me laughing, especially the officer trying to pick up the turtle lol
If was a police and I saw a snake, I wouldn't help I will just run and never comeback.
Fr, tho. And it sucks because I actually have a cousin who *is* a cop, and he's a great guy, so it always kinda upsets me to see how terrible cops are in the eyes of the public 😔
@@christopherbishop2570 yeah is sad, but that can happen in any work place. I can give an example of a very disturbing and disgusting case, so University of Health Services (UHS) in there facilities have been a lot of cases of abuse, there's some documentaries or videos about this scandals btw this isn't recently though. So, cops aren't only the ones but also other service or any job.
@@christopherbishop2570 Agreed. Sometimes, it's the people that do things that make officers look terrible
The police dealing with cattle are absolutely too funny! 😂😂
Cops: “We’re trained to be the most bad ass folks in the streets.”
Animals: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!”
7:18
Female officer: what do you want me to do when comes running at me?
Male officer: square up with it
Lol
10:20
706 goat in custody
The Turtle gave that police officer a scare, but his response was funny!
Damn the cop at 4:10 made me laughs so much I nearly piss myself !!….. ‘’ when he ask a woman checking outside her house what the hell
was going on ?…… is this your cow ??. ‘’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
like yeah i own a cow in the suburbs officers😂
That one with the officer or coast guard on the back of the jet ski was hysterical too.😂😂😂
The Joey gets set on the doc and then what happens it just jumps RIGHT BACK into the water, I see their hand go up as it jumped as if they were saying "Ack here we go again!"
Yeah, I believe kangaroos natural instinct is actually to retreat to water if there is any near when faced with a threat. Idk why but they feel like they can defend themselves better in water
@@cameronspence4977 Roos in water purposely drown their opponents.
the way he drags the alligator by its tail 😂
Farthest point away from its bitey end!
0:32 this one killed me
I Have Seen It
FRRR. The raccoon was like what up homie. Lol.
My favorite one 😂
Hearing police officers who are wearing gear to protect from death with weapons that can cause it, and their giggling as the calls they’ve been sent on are not only wholesome but ridiculous. Animals are so fun! We’re blessed to be sharing this planet. It would be so boring otherwise
0:51 croc: it is what it is
That police officer search warrant when he was knockin on the trashcan lid i died
2:02 most gentle scream 😂
8:00 the turkey chasing him off is great
The ones going after the gators here in Florida respect the gator. The one worked with FWC and knew how to work the gator to exhaustion and tape it safely up until they could get there. Those guys in SAN Antonio didn’t know what to do about theirs
I love the one where he was just dragging the croc. Also, something you might not have known is that Kangoroos are actually really friendly when they don't think you're a threat.
I'm convinced at this point geese are demon spawn in disguise...
They are actual hell creatures apparently if you piss them off.
Canada goose are not known as cobra chickens for no reason!
6:30 that Officer got CLOTHESLINED!
8:51 LOL
They were all funny but the cop, encountering the 2 turkeys on the road, was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
I love love love the clip where the lizard jumps out at the lady cop. Her laugh/scream, the guy saying “I’m so sorry.”
Very good.
"One goat in custody." LOL!
3:24 goat simulator
FR BRO 🤣🤣🤣
YEAH
10:26= " 706 One 🐐 Goat in custody, over"😁🐐
0:32 man really popped out of the trash can like someone important was there
9:05 i thought that was a woman at first ... lol
In my area they are reorganizing the police force.
There will be armed and unarmed units.
Animal control, traffic violations, and welfare checks will be unarmed officers.
Armed officers will address crime...like homicide, burglary, and assault.
Please stay were you're at and don't contaminate the Republican ran city's, were we back our blue
Traffic stops and welfare checks are more dangerous then you seem to think. A welfare check could be a suicidal person willing to take others out with themselves and a Traffic stop could be a murderer or soon-to-be murderer. Your area is fucking stupid for doing this, guarantee the first unarmed cop that gets shot on a traffic stop will make them revert the change.
@@bomberman51243
State mandated in New York State. "Per the Executive Order, every locality must adopt a plan for reform by April 1, 2021 to be eligible for future state funding."
@@Bella.216 I didn't know animal control was armed with anything more than catch poles in the first place.
The traffic violation and welfare check one's are stupid people clearly underestimate how many traffic stops turn into ambushes against LEO's and welfare checks can also turn deadly quickly especially if the person owns weapons
5:11 HogggggGGGggg RiiiiiiiiDDAAAAAaaAaAaAaAaAAAAAa
I have to say this is the very first time i enjoyed watching any cop
2:38 just grab em midshell just in front of their back legs, they will hiss though ( there is no was to look dignified doing the above) . They can't bite you from this grab, and as long as you hold them with your arms outstretched they can't really kick you or pee on ya (Note: dont tip them on their end like in that video that's one way to get peed on). Your only real dangers are getting hit by a car, or getting peed on.
5:56 If I remember correctly this is Travis the Chimp. He mauled and ripped off his owner’s face and I think killed another female. He was triggered bc the dead woman used his tickle me elmo to tempt him back indoors and he didn’t like that.
This was Travis. He wasn’t tempted into the house, he just saw her holding it, and was enraged into attacking her.
6:57 police chasing a cougar she's coming to see me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cow Simulator
criminal #1: they are sending a detective to come after us, what are we gonna do?
criminal #2: don't worry, I hired an attack goose 1:55
2:12
Police get jump scared
"is this your cow?" LOL xD
Cop: Police department search warrant
🦝: 🦝
Those cows had a beef with the police lol 😆
One of your best videos. I laughed all the way through.
3:47
yeah, chase a scared cow in a big metal brick, with flashing lights and sirens. It will definetely not spook it more and make her stop.
We think we're the superior species, so they have to keep reminding us who really is😸😸😸
My man turned into a cat of a split second 😂 2:07 😊
The last one wasnt anything special but when he lets dispatch know he had the goat in custody had me cracking up
The officer that yelled out (square up with him) had me ROLF 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:23 THE COPS BE LIKE STOP RESISTING
0:38. It’s been a slow day, let’s go mess with an alligator!
"7-0-6 one goat in custody" 🤣
9:06 that scream tho 🤣
My high school ag teacher told us that she once had to help police catch an ostrich that two high people had cornered
Those pig chases got me hahaha
the cops had to come for the tiny snake lmao, then he called it a gardener snake lmfao
Hey wicked wombat...that screaming cop with the snake towards the end was a RIOT! Crazy comp...super funny..!
The part at 1:15 I thought was in Maine because of the license plate of the car in front, but when I saw the cop car, I realized it was in Michigan because of the State Troopers unique bubble light
5:27 looks like a Reno 911 episode 😂
Animals are amazing. Those turkeys can detect officer's cowardice.
Maybe those turkeys just want something to eat, and the officer didn't understand
4:00 if the cow is not wild and see this if you are a farmer you know you are laughing.
I'll pull out as soon as you get him off
What a wonderful choice of words sir!
😂😂😂😂😂
The detective getting ambushed by the goose 🤣🤣
All the noise at 1:38 LOL
The police had fun...😆😆😆😆
Honestly they rather deal with stuff like this then a crazy man going on a killing spree, they look like they had fun in those moment and probably will be talked around the office or during breaks
Cop down gator almost got balls dude lol loved how the guy was nice even if his driver scared her lol
Two different police departments had rookies wanting to quit on their first day. But the others was saying no we will stop you. Lol
0:51
Alligator: I KNOW MY RIGHTS YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME
6:20 Nutmeg .
“One goat in custody.”
Hahaha
All animals are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. 🤔 Or something like that. 😂
We keep having sheepdog trials, poor things, we know they are innocent!🤣🤣🇬🇧
“One goat in custody” I cant
3:52 never thought a cow would run from the cops
4:30 XDD
EXCELLENT COMPILATION AS USUAL MR WOMBAT
I grew up raising turkeys, they were 100% cussing him out lol
TOO FREAKING FUNNY 🤣
3:42 There's no way that sounded right
A cop herding a cow on a motorcycle made me smile. Every rancher knows that the best way of herding cattle is to use something that has horsepower.
OMG!
These animals are crazy!
I am glad cops will help out with THEM at least!
Also,be careful with those pet snakes!
If you get the wrong kind, they could get HUGE!
That bear run like
" O sh1t cops run "
You should look up a few videos of cops on the 401 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. HUGE hiway and we've had a few trailers turn over with cattle on board. Just hilarious!!!! We had a loose emu in our horse pasture here in Alberta. RCMP got it (me and a friend helped) and it shit all over the seat in the back and fainted!!!
i think you are pretty awesome!!! My kids and I were enjoying watching you this morning, keep up the amazing videos
You could hear the southern in the officer dealing with the pig, like he grew up on a farm chasing pigs lol
Yo that turkey was like Happy Thanksgiving...not 😂😂😂🦃