Medieval Warfare at 'Battle of the Nations' - VICE INTL (France)

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  • The "medieval full contact" is probably the most violent sport we know. Indeed, it's all about destroying the face of your the guy in font of you with a blade, a lance or any weapon that happened to exist in Europe 800 years ago. We asked our reporter Sylla Sain­Guilly to go to their annual International tournament called "Battle of the Nations" and see what's up with the fighters and their peculiar role playing game­like, right­wing fan base.
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  • @shardliveactionroleplaying1113
    @shardliveactionroleplaying1113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "They organized a 50 v 50 fight...just for fun"--that's the absolute best part of this!

    • @Nog10200
      @Nog10200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's a 150v150 match too!

    • @ChrisJP_808
      @ChrisJP_808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They do like 150 vs 150

  • @guero_me7237
    @guero_me7237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    reporter: your in the united states army?
    guy: no I am a marine
    most american thing ever

    • @firstnamelastname4881
      @firstnamelastname4881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guero_Me ikr

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So the marines don't like their own military?

    • @firstnamelastname4881
      @firstnamelastname4881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Taxro marine,army,navy,airforce are all branches of the military

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So they make a bid deal out of not using terms "army", "military" and "armed forces" synonymously.

    • @Sergeant1127
      @Sergeant1127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Taxtro no, "military" and "armed forces" are fine it's because the Army and Marines are two separate branches of the military and since they both do ground combat they've had a brotherly feud since forever. (Soldiers are army, Marines are, well Marines)

  • @Nitrojet6
    @Nitrojet6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    This needs to be a Olympic sport

    • @tristanszymanski5562
      @tristanszymanski5562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Battle of the Nations is basically the Olympics of the sport. In the US, there is only one tournament to decide who gets to go to BotN, but in countries with more clubs, they have more tournaments throughout the year. My dad may be going to Russia this year to fight in one of their tournaments.

    • @surfergirl0519
      @surfergirl0519 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it does!!! For more information on the BOTN Team USA, the captain is Anthony Lynch and you can contact the team at facebook.com/groups/IToCinfo/

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Look up HEMA here on youtube. It's existed as a sport for quite a while. It would be sweet if more people got involved and it actually got considered as an olympic martial art.

    • @mrgoob76
      @mrgoob76 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the only difference that i have managed to find between this and HEMA, is from what i understand HEMA is supposed to be more historically accurate. and from what i have seen from this and other videos is that this (BON) is just guys in a pit beating on each other with sticks etc.
      personally i would stick with HEMA... which imo would make for a better sport

    • @lesROKnoobz
      @lesROKnoobz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet the guys in this video would be laughed at if a real medieval knight were here to see them do this today lol.

  • @rochat
    @rochat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I came expecting LARPers hitting each other with foam sticks. This, however, was pretty cool.

  • @ukownphantomGrin
    @ukownphantomGrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    can we use this to elect presidents?

    • @fatcat5544
      @fatcat5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Best idea I've ever read

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Poor Hillary wouldn't stand a chance against the Trumpdozer.

    • @fatcat5544
      @fatcat5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vulpes Inculta You mean fat and obese. Anyways, he probably wouldn't do well against people that would actually JOIN in the sport, not hippy liberals.

    • @fatcat5544
      @fatcat5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao, these people.....

    • @pwn3dbyme
      @pwn3dbyme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump could just hire an army to fight for him, wouldn't need to actually be there to fight personally, just hire the best to do it.

  • @CaravelClerihew
    @CaravelClerihew 9 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    How to spot a VICE journalist: 1) Dumb facial hair 2) Tragic haircut 3) Tight clothing 4) Retro-but-not-too-retro glasses.

    • @skatatataatje
      @skatatataatje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And he just came out of his basement for the first time and hasn't got a clue about anything.

    • @miguelconti650
      @miguelconti650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheSpoonyBard beta through and through

    • @abdulrasheedsinggon7551
      @abdulrasheedsinggon7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically a hipster

  • @pantsupirateold5625
    @pantsupirateold5625 8 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Officially the manliest sport in history

    • @paxas03
      @paxas03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nop. Unless they bring back gladiators fights... Roman style.

    • @maybecolby
      @maybecolby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +paxas03 like legit weapons though

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Call me an edgelord, but I'm with the Game of Thrones approach here. As long as the participants are there voluntarily, let the fighting pits be opened!

    • @breightonbisbane
      @breightonbisbane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Krawurxus lol Democrats would be be love no they cant learn to play wrieght

    • @aaronmarshall1212
      @aaronmarshall1212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +paxas03 Gladiators never killed eachother and used blunted weapons. Only rarely would the organizer of the fight sacrafice a perfectly good gladiator. It was similar to this.

  • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
    @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    One funny thing I have noticed is that of all the people saying that the USA, having not existed in the middle ages, should not have a team in this tournament, no one is saying anything about Belgium, Germany, Italy, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Israel, Ukraine, Belorussia, Australia, New Zealand, and Argentina, none of which existed in the Middle Ages either.
    Also, if the tournament were only limited to medieval nations, how , exactly, would that work? The borders changed often. Would we just pick one year and limit it to nations that existed then? Would we only allow people who come from the modern versions of those nations, or would we say that people who live within the medieval borders must form teams representing those medieval nations? Can anyone see anything absurd about this?

    • @ilikecheesesoupNEW
      @ilikecheesesoupNEW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +New York Knights Combat People have opinions on things they don't know about, let them do their thing and you do you. :)

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wtf ? Germany and Italy existed in the middleages as the holy Roman empire of German nation since the 9th century

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The modern nations of Germany and Italy were each unified in the 19th century. There was no "Germany" and no "Italy" as a national identity in the Middle Ages.

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sei g ll

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wrong ! The Germans got their name from the Italians way before the 19th century they named us tedesci which was translated to teutsche today Deutsche the country was relatively unified under the rule of king Otto II who is considered as a founder of the nation look it up

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This is awesome, we need more medieval things like this! It's a harsh sports but it still a "sports" right?

    • @kurtilein3
      @kurtilein3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      all the weapons are potentially lethal, but the armor they use is effective, and they take care to only hit the strongest parts of the armor when they hit full power. so, yes, its sports, they put some serious dents in each others armor but when someone gets hurt its not intentional.

    • @surfergirl0519
      @surfergirl0519 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kurtilein3
      The officials make sure that the weight and length of the weapons are appropriate so as not to be lethal.

    • @kurtilein3
      @kurtilein3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      surfergirl0519
      i visited a dealer who sells these weapons several times. he is in prague, in the Czech Republic, and works directly with the manufacturer. the edges are not sharp, the weapons are heavy, the tip is quite pointy, and the quality requirement is that they never break and that the handle is well-designed and that the blade cannot detach. they are checked for a solid build and appropriate design. if a sword feels like the handle is too weak, or if the blade of an axe might detach from the wood, it gets banned. the weapons that pass the inspection are still absolutely deadly if used against a person without armor. it is still easy to split a skull open or to stab someone through the heart or neck, while comparable in force to a baseball bat the 2mm wide blade and the pointy tip can cause much more damage on impact. i have held these swords and a friend of mine has two of them, you can totally kill a horse with these things.

    • @MrZulgen
      @MrZulgen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kurtilein3 Interesting.

    • @majorD01
      @majorD01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kurtilein3 are you speaking with experience (on the house part)

  • @Eddneton94
    @Eddneton94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:95 he calls it training i call it "hit the new guy"

    • @anarshit5451
      @anarshit5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:95 ? I thought a minute is 60 secounds

  • @radamanthys_0154
    @radamanthys_0154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    damn this for honor gameplay looks amazing

  • @danmaderaverde7872
    @danmaderaverde7872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Here I am, french canadian reading the captions in english.. 5 minutes into the video I'm like.. 'Wait a second.. why the hell am I reading the captions?' lol.. But for real.. f*ck UFC, this is the shit

    • @SliC3oFicE
      @SliC3oFicE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dan Maderaverde I tend to read the captions even when I cant read them.

    • @francaisintrepide6213
      @francaisintrepide6213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan Maderaverde Parlons un peu Français, si tu es vraiment un Canadien Français ok?
      C'est très rare de voir des Canadiens Français aimant le Canada et beaucoup de Canadiens Anglophone se font passer pour des québécois sur youtube

    • @ryanhouk3560
      @ryanhouk3560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Français Intrépide oui

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "geopolitical issues?" yeah i make every matter with a foreigner i meet to be something about geopolitical crap.
    "Chinese dude is walking faster than me, gotta beat him to the aisle for my nation's pride"

    • @grilledcookie6259
      @grilledcookie6259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, fuck this way of thinking

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grilledcookie like I'd never date a British girl cause I have Indian blood. Fuck that way of thinking

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't beat Chinese dudes on walking fast, unless maybe you're Japanese.

    • @lordhawhaw9480
      @lordhawhaw9480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your Indian you better not go near a British girl.

    • @brittanymale3398
      @brittanymale3398 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      badfoody gooo seet is queen of woman woman uie she has used a great time yesyou ok can bc she woman woman eiyeiueuuruuty she woman u woman is the a goooy woman woman euriy woman is queen irre up uwoman woman she is

  • @robertramos1297
    @robertramos1297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:45 red armor lad: "this is fun!!!"
    8:49 red armor lad: "this is no fun"

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's me! The American with the light blue oval shield in that clip!
      The "red armor lad" is a huge Frenchman who was fighting for belgium. I and two other Americans went up to him and I said "Vous est un char! Il est votre gauche, il est votre droit, est je suis votre derriere! Avant!"

    • @robertramos1297
      @robertramos1297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New York Knights Combat well fight my friend well fight you deserve some good feuds

  • @thebeardbeard4416
    @thebeardbeard4416 9 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    This is the greatest thing in the world, who wants to start a team with me.

    • @zoso1
      @zoso1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i'm down, but all i have is a trash can lid for a shield and a mop bucket helmet and a $5 samurai sword... and some skateboard kneepads... i can make a cape though, don't worry about that.

    • @thebeardbeard4416
      @thebeardbeard4416 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zoso1 first member recruited :)

    • @thebeardbeard4416
      @thebeardbeard4416 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** England

    • @thebeardbeard4416
      @thebeardbeard4416 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye, I'm on facebook. have you got a group or something I can talk to you on. Don't wanna put my facebook name on here.

    • @jamesmidd833
      @jamesmidd833 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would a Scot be invited? I know we had a shaky relationship during the middle ages but I'm sure we can work it out :)

  • @rileyjensen5257
    @rileyjensen5257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    And then the Americans come shouting U S A

    • @JITTERdUdEepic
      @JITTERdUdEepic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Riley Jensen If America existed in the Medieval times...

    • @ryanhouk3560
      @ryanhouk3560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Damn straight we do!

    • @IamHueGraves
      @IamHueGraves 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Riley Jensen I'm sure the others shouted things, it just sounded like noise if you don't know their languages

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +IamHueGraves I learned that "Rus-si-a!" is a three-syllable word.

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Riley Jensen And the russians came there shouting "Росс-и-я" so what's the fucking difference?

  • @littletat3519
    @littletat3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:36 who else thought his leg was actually chopped off?

  • @Thomi92
    @Thomi92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:45 Im fucking dieing of laughter

    • @jungi001
      @jungi001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      uaaa :s xD

    • @eyezonabankrolll2931
      @eyezonabankrolll2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣😭

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im going to softly hit you
      Literally swings at him like he was chopping down a tree

  • @JifftasticGhozt
    @JifftasticGhozt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh fuck they beat the shit out of that reporter. Amazing episode!

  • @gorgor6978
    @gorgor6978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The french singing anti-monarchical anthem, while wearing tabards with the heraldic lily?

    • @johnv5129
      @johnv5129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gor Gor the anthem is revolutionnary but not anti monarchy in itself

    • @slade54ubermen88
      @slade54ubermen88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +john v it most definitely is. read about who they went for first during the French Revolution. hint it was the aristocracy.

    • @johnv5129
      @johnv5129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Slade54 Ubermen
      i know i'm french, but the anthem is much more war and violent insurrection like than speaking against monarchy, there are other songs of this period for that ;)

    • @eugspit
      @eugspit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not anti-monarchial. When it was written, France was attacked by coalised nations of europe. The "féroces soldats" (ferocious soldiers) are the prussian

    • @264hugo
      @264hugo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      know your shit, Gor Gor.

  • @tristanszymanski5562
    @tristanszymanski5562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This footage was recorded at the 2013 Battle of the Nations tournament held in Aigues-Mortes, France in May. I was there with my dad who fought on the USA team. If you guys want more info about Battle of the Nations or Team USA, I'll try to answer as best as I can.

    • @tristanszymanski5562
      @tristanszymanski5562 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's a link for you USA people. facebook.com/groups/IToCinfo/
      More info on the sport in the US.

    • @eljimmy7437
      @eljimmy7437 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hm per entry

    • @holdmybeer
      @holdmybeer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering why some people had those poll axes. Those things looked brutal. Do they do more damage than a sword?

    • @mrcatman6374
      @mrcatman6374 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did the Belgian team do?

    • @riley10199
      @riley10199 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      tummy lice the plate probably absorbs most of the shock but just by looking id say the extra leverage gained from the long handle would increase the damage of a full power strike if executed properly.

  • @jamesthompson626
    @jamesthompson626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Now THIS Is something I would pay money to see over and over again

  • @dime4026
    @dime4026 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Im a united states marine. Here is my slave

  • @supyo3616
    @supyo3616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love when the american marine talks about the russian spetnaz soldier. Comradeship through common interest.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      G recognize G.

  • @marylbc
    @marylbc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    French dude: "Praises republican anthem and it's anti-royalists ideals"
    Same dude: "Praises nobility"
    Bruh

    • @imRiiisq
      @imRiiisq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      marylbc many frenchmen nowdays and such as me are ok for the monarchy but not the absolutionism

    • @scouttrooperhh-1487
      @scouttrooperhh-1487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn the french, theyre the ones who contracted the moral syphilis known as liberalism and spread it across europe. Aristocracy is for trve right traditionalists.

    • @haaxeu6501
      @haaxeu6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The anthem isn't really anti royalist, the lyrics are about fighting the ennemies of the revolution, but it was written by a man who supported a constitutional monarchy before Louis XVI was executed, the ennemies of the revolution in that case were the nations of Europe that went to war against France fearing the spread of the revolution.

  • @BlazedTownesFan
    @BlazedTownesFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:46 "im gonna hit you softly" BLAM! blasts him in the head, fucking hilarious.

  • @MoosicDude
    @MoosicDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They had a medieval full contact expo at a festival I attended last year, though on a smaller scale, it's every bit as brutal as it looks here. It was great fun to watch.

  • @OfficialRaddeck
    @OfficialRaddeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One thing's for sure after watching this: the Medival Ages were freaking hard times. I can only imagine how real battles for life and death could look like back then.

  • @napoleonboneabark6960
    @napoleonboneabark6960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Geo political issues" Moron these guys just want to come out fight, and have fun. No reason to bring politics into this.

    • @anglishbookcraft1516
      @anglishbookcraft1516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The True Vigil liberals love bringing politics into simple fun

    • @mjfeldo
      @mjfeldo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, that's the point of the commentary, which you just misunderstood.

    • @eemelilounela1212
      @eemelilounela1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch the whole video. He changes his opinion.

  • @canadianjake1995
    @canadianjake1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the bond there was between the Russian Special forces solider, and the Marine, goes to show that we are all soldiers doing our job, and we can be friends because we know the struggle!

  • @kurtilein3
    @kurtilein3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the biggest knights tournament is each year in Schloss Kaltenberg, Germany. its a big show and they do the tournament on horseback. and all the stuntmen and performers train their riding skills and knight skills in Spain and France. the weapons are real metal and the blades are not sharp, but they hit really hard. without the armor, all the weapons are lethal and much more dangerous than a baseball bat.

  • @ianburnham
    @ianburnham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    holly crap, i actually recognize one of the fighters, at 56 seconds in, i dont know his name but he is part of the EMP or empire of medieval pursuits, we do a very similar style of combat except the majority of the time we use rattan, although there are some groups that use steal weapons

  • @borntodie297
    @borntodie297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How do you know these guys are the right kind of nuts.
    They organised a 50 vs 50 melee just for the fun of it.
    I love their mentality.

  • @noahcorpus6609
    @noahcorpus6609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely love this and hate that it didn't become fashionable till I was in my 50's.I want to play!!!

  • @carnagen
    @carnagen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does somebody know what Black Metal Song is playing at 5:56?

  • @anotherraingr
    @anotherraingr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quick question: Is it expensive to take part in this? Cuz you probably have to buy armor, how much does the armor cost?

  • @Tiisje
    @Tiisje 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brilliant.You guys managed to pick up a theme about medieval fighting, and your video is mostly about Quebec and the French Governmental System. What the fuck?

  • @raltor40
    @raltor40 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that medieval American Standard.

  • @rjc0234
    @rjc0234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont get how it can be a spor tthough? how is there a clear and defined way of who wins and looses? is it about oponents getting knocked out, or tapping out, or when you can overwhelme someone 4 to one?

  • @pinkieandthebrain8159
    @pinkieandthebrain8159 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    For anyone wondering, the song that plays while they are fighting is "Evil rise - Yussuf Jerusalem"

  • @naveensilva2312
    @naveensilva2312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'd watch this over UFC

  • @lesROKnoobz
    @lesROKnoobz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These guys definitely aren't using any technique or weapon skills in this, they're just shoving each other and beating each other with blunt swords and whatnot. I wish there was a version of this where the guys were actually trained in hand to hand combat with medieval weapons...

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Highlight videos of combat sports have a tendency to look that way to those who don't know what they are watching. What you call "shoving" actually does involve technique, not just in the best way to "shove" someone and remain standing, but also to be in the right place at the right time to "shove" the right person to best help your team. And believe it or not, there is a skill for "beating": someone, and a science as to when, where, and why to do it. Check other videos of the Battle of the Nations. and try to find an organization in your area. Put on some armor and give it a try. Then you will see how much skill it takes.

    • @fivemeomedia
      @fivemeomedia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this isnt a movie were their doing a pre orchestrated fight this is a real dirty full contact fight

    • @Kandiell
      @Kandiell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      considering youre "out" if youre knocked to the ground then yes, theres shoving. the hits are more meant to either intimidate or destabilise your oppoenent, then you go for a "shove" to drop him. historicly if you fell on the ground in a fight like this, you were pretty much fucked. what did you expect? youd get wrecked in a heartbeat versus these guys.

    • @VelmiVelkiZrut
      @VelmiVelkiZrut 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      New York Knights Combat I agree that HMB takes skill, but there is still a difference between HMB, SCA combat or something actually meant to represent historical war like HEMA. HMB is based primarily off of the medieval tourney and melee, and is on a point system. Likewise, SCA combat is based off of a strike = kill system. The amount of skill and technique for each to work in their given setting is staggering, and the effort HMB fighters put into learning, training and then fighting is huge. This in no way changes the fact that HMB simply does not match historical technique (although I argue this is a good thing. After all, historical techniques were intended to deal with armor and kill the wearer. In this sort of event, perhaps striking the armor and toppling the opponent is a wee bit safer).

    • @gustlightfall
      @gustlightfall 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burn....

  • @snakeintheshadow
    @snakeintheshadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's that song playing sometimes? Around 6:25 for example. Can anyone tell?

  • @L0wk3yL0k1
    @L0wk3yL0k1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the music they use when they fight

  • @bearling477
    @bearling477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hate that betas like the reporter stole the undercut.

    • @joherold
      @joherold 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They think they invented the beard too.. Try with the mustache but look fucking retarded.. 'Invented' the food truck with $12 chicken and waffles.. I fucking hate hipsters......

    • @royals1231
      @royals1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joherold hahahaha y'all just jealous, why would you guys care.

    • @mreddyfeelgood
      @mreddyfeelgood 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royals1231 because they think they are alpha but they still dont have any beard. Indeed they are jealous.

  • @hunterfindon1018
    @hunterfindon1018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm going to hit you softly..." W H A P

  • @alexsitaras6508
    @alexsitaras6508 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's the sound track for this documentary?

  • @sTonedMuShRoomCap
    @sTonedMuShRoomCap 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:11 is that Children of Bodom - Lake bodom in the background? ... or does it just sound a lot like it? o.o

    • @eddiecurley447
      @eddiecurley447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes! That is 100% lake bodom. Sorry this is 9 years late xD

  • @YMS09D
    @YMS09D 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Actually it is open to women, has been for two years now.

    • @Morrigi192
      @Morrigi192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hida Toyatota It wasn't in 2013, which is when the footage was shot.

  • @briandijkgraaf5563
    @briandijkgraaf5563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    50 v 50 "for fun" starts to kill eachtochter

  • @halopartyboy
    @halopartyboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:08 Did he just say Spetschnitz? Obviously he was referencing Spetsnaz, but that is the damn funniest pronunciation of it I've ever heard!

  • @taimoorriaz5802
    @taimoorriaz5802 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know what the song at the end is.

  • @futuregreatestpresidentale1221
    @futuregreatestpresidentale1221 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looks fun, but that music is annoying as fuck. And did a guy at 8:40 seriously use a poleaxe? Someone's gonna get killed.

    • @surfergirl0519
      @surfergirl0519 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My husband uses a poleaxe. The armour that each person wears must be inspected and deemed to be suitable to withstand blows from authorized weapons. Thus far there have been no critical injuries and far less than most other sports.

    • @futuregreatestpresidentale1221
      @futuregreatestpresidentale1221 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      surfergirl0519 I see. I thought heavy weapons like that would be off-limits.

    • @FRANKBLACK2
      @FRANKBLACK2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** "anti armour weapons" nop. Poleaxe is not anti armour especially if used as a bashing implement. He's using it like a big axe rather than a polearm. Crush damage over stab damage.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using a polearm like a "big axe" is a very effective method of crushing armor and the person inside it. That's why poleaxes are shaped like...well...axes. If the weapons that hit me in the head and put deep dents in my 14 ga stainless-steel helmet were sharp I would have died out there.

    • @FRANKBLACK2
      @FRANKBLACK2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      then don't let them have sharp ones? sounds fair enough to me

  • @thramagen
    @thramagen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    how did they kill people wearing suits of armor back then

    • @KeggersMcKeagney
      @KeggersMcKeagney 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      a lot of the time they actually didn't, a decent chunk of combat was about incapacitating the enemy and then ransoming him back to his family!

    • @thramagen
      @thramagen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dara McKeagney how nice of them

    • @pirateman5
      @pirateman5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      specifically if you had a sword you could use the half swording technique to help you attack the joints in an opponents armour, or by grabbing the blade of your sword and striking them with the cross guard to cause a concussion or break bones, or hook them with the guard and grappel them to the ground, but you could also use a club, warhammer or mace to beat your opponent into submission then take off his helmet and stab him in the face with a dagger

    • @falloutftw216
      @falloutftw216 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They also mainly used blunt weapons in battle, such as maces, which would do far more damage against plate armour than a sword. Lots of broken skulls and the like.

    • @drummer2177
      @drummer2177 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, they do not allow piercing weapons (for obvious reasons).

  • @NorthmanUlfhednar
    @NorthmanUlfhednar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone know which song starts at 5:55?

    • @barszcz5536
      @barszcz5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Rise - Yussuf Jerusalem: th-cam.com/video/Ir0wufwfIbk/w-d-xo.html

  • @Ostarrichi996
    @Ostarrichi996 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    which team won battle of the nations 2015?

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheElderScrollsKing Russia. That seems to be the rule.

  • @bairdey1140
    @bairdey1140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is mad entertaining

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    >tfw a guy thinks whacking someone in full plate with a sword is going to do anything
    >tfw you realize that's everyone here

    • @imgoingberserk5918
      @imgoingberserk5918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Richie Demo Is it realistic? Hell no. Is it fun? Probably.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Richie Demo In singles, what it does is score points. In melees it cna really bother the personinside the armor, knock their brains about, knock them ioff balance, etc. And is a sword won;t do enough, you ca use a falchon, and axe, a mace, a polearm, etc.

  • @nickstersss
    @nickstersss ปีที่แล้ว

    2:47 "I'm going to hit you softly" and proceeds to give the guy concussion LOL

  • @Aeternuss
    @Aeternuss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Vive le Québec libre

    • @satanaze7
      @satanaze7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      De tout coeur avec vous amis Québécois!
      Je suis Belge francophone et je sais ce que c'est d'être la minorité linguistique d'un pays ;)

  • @konstantinn.9846
    @konstantinn.9846 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seems like a lot of fun! Well done Vice. Also, my russian comrads didn't let me down :)

  • @peaceyteavo
    @peaceyteavo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is so cool

  • @deathdealer2443
    @deathdealer2443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He said “ imma lightly hit you... BLAT” 😩🤣🤣🤣

  • @bjorncopperside4572
    @bjorncopperside4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whats the black metal song they use at the begining?

  • @t.j.payeur739
    @t.j.payeur739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Not open to women, which makes it technically the best sport on Earth"...Love it....women are the Fun Police...Great Video...

    • @greedy9310
      @greedy9310 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only men can play this!

    • @armoredghost1610
      @armoredghost1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true there is actually a big group of women who are in this sport.

    • @varck7935
      @varck7935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, there are plenty of women who fight in HMB. There are categories specifically for women as well. Though here in Australia, we tend to do mixed gender as well.

    • @Bluespicygreen
      @Bluespicygreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incel anthem.

  • @itsthatsebguy93
    @itsthatsebguy93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rather than going to war; we should do this.

    • @Aron-ru5zk
      @Aron-ru5zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      iBeer420noscope rather than going to war we should go to war like it's the 15th century?

    • @misaka3468
      @misaka3468 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aron-ru5zk with zero deaths

  • @breizhrudie4757
    @breizhrudie4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So to be counted as dead in a huge melee, you have to either fall or get restrained in a corner ?

  • @lukebutler7112
    @lukebutler7112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lot of the soundtrack is by a French band called Yussuf Jerusalem. They have two great albums.

  • @LeisuresuitAndy
    @LeisuresuitAndy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really liked VICE from the beginning. The subjects in last couple of months were not interesting for me. I almost lost faith in VICE...
    This though is something i really like. Thank you for sharing the information.

  • @brianho2859
    @brianho2859 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chivalry isn't dead!

  • @benrathbun5916
    @benrathbun5916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I trained with them” lol this guy just stood in the middle of a circle as they all beat him

  • @RealityCheckTV
    @RealityCheckTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Markland Medieval Mercenaries - full contact Medieval fighting - We covered it back in 1981 in New Jersey. Full on battles, debauchery and wenching. I joined in, loved it, lead my own army the next year. Good times.

  • @MegaRadomstuff
    @MegaRadomstuff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't tell me this doesn't look like fun

  • @AyatollahS9430
    @AyatollahS9430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    DAAMM EUROPE!! YOU SCARY!!!

  • @TheMorous
    @TheMorous 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    what is name of the song 0:21

  • @SludgeStyle
    @SludgeStyle 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the black metal song from the beginning?

  • @mineconcrazy
    @mineconcrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s awesome to see stuff like this, a brutal yet intelligent sport derived off of our history. Preserving the past and doing something fucking badass at the same time. Glad this hasn’t been deemed illegal or something stupid

  • @BucketPukes1969
    @BucketPukes1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Badass fighting, good music. Vice did something right

    • @BucketPukes1969
      @BucketPukes1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then again it was vice France. Hahh

    • @BucketPukes1969
      @BucketPukes1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +skeeter sorenson as in vice America is hipsterville

    • @BucketPukes1969
      @BucketPukes1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +overthrow beartrap can't tell, either one. Sorry mate

  • @schowers
    @schowers 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music in this.. what band is it?

  • @flemishmilitant
    @flemishmilitant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:12 this moment gave me chills...

  • @documentaries2206
    @documentaries2206 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Much better than MMA!

  • @OdinMMA
    @OdinMMA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This looks brilliant. All team sports are just recreations of combat anyway, why not have the real thing?!

  • @piponwa
    @piponwa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing this, I don't understand how people managed to kill each other in medieval combat. They're hitting themselves like crazy and the only injury there appears to be is a broken foot and some bleeding. Were the equipment back then just really poor or is it just that the axes aren't sharpened in those kind of recreational combats?

    • @piponwa
      @piponwa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the answer, much appreciated.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Clowndoe Mostly correct, except we are not necessarily encouraged to aim for the "strong parts of the armor," we are encouraged to wear strong armor where we are likely to get hit. ;)

  • @harley_o_thor
    @harley_o_thor 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if half swording or using the pummel and guard as a mace would be allowed in the 2 handed sword fights they had armor in at 6:08

    • @tom02061997
      @tom02061997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Harley Thor i dont think half swording is allowed since you do not want to penetrate your opponents armour

    • @antonbelyaev8295
      @antonbelyaev8295 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Harley Thor thrusting in general is not allowed, thus no half-swording.

    • @StarlightMiranda
      @StarlightMiranda 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Harley Thor
      Half swording? Are you nuts? That is basically attempted murder.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +King Dormak the chromosome expelling forniphile There were tournaments in the middle ages in which blunted swords were used and thrusting was not allowed, like here. Thrusting is not allowed because when the object is to knock someone down, and you are not counting points, there is a great possibility that someone could run into someone right when a sword point is being thrusted at a gap in the armor (like the armpit) and drive that sword through that person's body (just to name one potentially fatal possibility).
      One of the objectives of the sport is to enable the fighters to be able to fight as hard as they want to and not have to "acknowledge" anything that does not have an actual effect on them (as opposed to pretending that something happened because it's what would have happened if they were using real weapons).
      You are perfectly free to hold a sword in the manner of halfswording, and to use such techniques as you can by doing so, as long as you don't poke anyone with the point.

    • @NewYorkKnightsCombat1
      @NewYorkKnightsCombat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Harley Thor Pummeling is perfectly legal in this sport.

  • @Bigdicus
    @Bigdicus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best sport ever

  • @ZURATAMA1324
    @ZURATAMA1324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just curious.
    I am well aware that in medieval times, women did not fight on the battlefield except for highly desperate/unusual circumstances.
    Hell, I even hear that Joan of Ark was pretty much a symbolic figure than a fighter.
    But I don't get why the competition is not open to women.
    It's... just a recreational sport.
    Nobody really gets hurt and there are no nations on stake like real warfare.
    BTW, If there is a safety concern that specially apples for women, I'd understand.

    • @Makrelacz
      @Makrelacz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ZURATAMA1324 I think there is a women category since 2015 (all vs all), but it's not for everyone. It's very brutal sport as you can see.

    • @ZURATAMA1324
      @ZURATAMA1324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makrelacz
      Thanks, mate.

    • @Grouuumpf
      @Grouuumpf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +ZURATAMA1324 there were a few women in 2014 already, and has Makrelacz said, it seems they've opened it to women this year. But even if women are allowed, there probably never be as many as guys, considering the muscle mass necessary to wear those armors. For the safety concerns, I don't think they differ from men, they probably just don't need the cockpiece. I've met a woman in the belgian team, and she used an armor borrowed to one of the guys if i recall correctly. luckily, she's kinda like Brien of Tarth, size wise

    • @mxfng
      @mxfng 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because women are generally smart enough to refrain from subjecting themselves to the same testosterone fueled foolishness

    • @MovieHound17
      @MovieHound17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ZURATAMA1324 because woman aren't stupid beings fighting on baser urges.

  • @strikerwoman
    @strikerwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “im going to hit you soft, ready?”
    rung his fucking 🔔 😂😂😂😂

  • @moosegoosler
    @moosegoosler 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    what was metal playing in the beginning?

    • @tourimelms8301
      @tourimelms8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like burzum but idk. 100% black metal though

  • @LAGARTOKID
    @LAGARTOKID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Woman are not permitted on combat, this makes it the best sport on earth."
    Hell no

  • @BucketPukes1969
    @BucketPukes1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My question is, is there Scandinavian Viking teams?

    • @mingolaflare6224
      @mingolaflare6224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw a Danish flag but no Vikings :/

    • @Aron-ru5zk
      @Aron-ru5zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viking armour wouldn't be protective enough science the best technology they had in the Viking era would be chainmail and a helmet that protects the top of their head
      This is about 400 years after the vikings settled

    • @barp94
      @barp94 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too late, vikings had virtually no armour

  • @corona6099
    @corona6099 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How i join

  • @edgyjeans88
    @edgyjeans88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just watching this, i cannot even imagine how gruesome it wouldve been watching hundreds of thousands of men fighting with their lives in this type of combat, except without this armor... Just wouldve been breathtaking.

  • @Petey0707
    @Petey0707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd love a time capsule to see how these battles really unfolded. This is cool but seems unorganized and silly.

    • @omeganism
      @omeganism 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +eluxsus0195684 Probably because their goal in this video is to just pummel and hurt each other to the ground rather than kill. If killing was meant to be, then there would be less of swinging and hacking, and more stabbing.

    • @Zedd0z
      @Zedd0z 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There were also a lot less armor back in those battles. Having full-plate armor like the guys in this video was super expensive and almost exclusively used by knights and nobles which was a very small percentage in terms of soldiers. When it came to the big clashes between infinity i think it would be a terrifying sight, many people slipping in mud and getting trampled down. Screams of horror, pain and death mixed with stink of feces, piss and blood/gore. It would most likely be so tight of space that you couldn't swing your weapon properly, and the occasional one on one fights would only lasts a couple of seconds until one of you that got stabbed/slashed would have to bleed to death or choke in the mud while people step on you. It would be really fascinating to watch a real historical battle unfold, sure, but i would not want to watch one up close i think.

    • @timrthoward7007
      @timrthoward7007 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zedd0z too much detail

    • @Zedd0z
      @Zedd0z 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TimRT Howard huh?

  • @vinylzinc8456
    @vinylzinc8456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DEUS VULT

  • @b0leg23
    @b0leg23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:24 music pls

  • @SolemnFlight
    @SolemnFlight 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome story! This would be definitely worth the trip.
    By any chance will Vice cover Dagorhir's Ragnarok XXX in June 2015 at Slippery Rock, PA?

  • @zaboobebop
    @zaboobebop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its a shame no asian countries were there

    • @matthewmccurry6567
      @matthewmccurry6567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Buk Lau Technically Russia is Asian

    • @zaboobebop
      @zaboobebop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      other than russia

    • @matthewmccurry6567
      @matthewmccurry6567 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Buk Lau I think Japan and China are getting a team for 2016's competition

    • @zaboobebop
      @zaboobebop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      china would be pretty cool!

    • @maniacbanana9431
      @maniacbanana9431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Buk Lau china is in IMCF which is p[ractically the same thing, the other teams even have the same people in them

  • @pusillirex
    @pusillirex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    USA, sorry but the only thing you're not good at is medieval battle
    Leave it to the ancient nations !

    • @napoleonboneabark6960
      @napoleonboneabark6960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They went to the finals.

    • @josephstalin7248
      @josephstalin7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russia is the best team

    • @pusillirex
      @pusillirex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought this will be a sport without men shouting "USA, USA, USA"

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There really were people shouting "USA,USA,USA"

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T.J. Payeur no it isn't....

  • @primoshunter
    @primoshunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks so FUCKING AWESOME!!! It might be the inner nerd in me talking but this just seems like a good ol time for a bunch of people from a bunch of different countries to get to gether, fight, and have drinks. Can anyone tell me if it's ok to go to this if I don't speak french? I can wait until I learn but I really would like to go this year.

  • @markstein9773
    @markstein9773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does they actually gonna die in the battle? Does the weapons kills you without an armor? Does their weapons are constantly dangerous?