@@TheKingOfBeans Kim lost her diamond earring in the ocean in the Bahamas or wherever she was, and she was freaking out crying so Kourtney said “Kim, there are people that are dying” making fun of her for caring about the lost earring
It's like when I buy Teddy Fresh stuff and people comment on it and not know what the brand is or who H3H3 are. Only one of my friends really knows about it but it's only because I use to bring up old H3H3 videos for them to watch.
True fans don't even care about the title and just watch every single episode because we can't handle not hearing people talk in the background of our daily lives
@@Corn0nTheCobb that’s the traditional countdown in media. He starts at 3 (but we don’t hear it) and then 1 is silent but mouthed. You’re not usually supposed to hear the “two” but the H3 feed comes in a little early for whatever reason
I LOVE the family lore stories, it's so fun to hear really specific random stories from the crew. It both gives you a better insight into who they are whilst also not revealing any important personal information at all so it's very personal and private at the same time.
Zach has gotten so fast with the sound bites that he started playing elevator music before Ethan finished his sentence about changing the episode title. It’s like he finishes other’s sentences in the form of sound bites 🤯
I call him the turtle because ive seen how vick berger and doug pound from office hours have the perfect drop timing like 0.5 seconds after whatever is said sometimes
Give me a calm and educational olivia/hila/camcam/Ian/AB show discussing 9/11 era politics with hasan. Now put blackout drunk zach half naked in a cage with a mic that turns on for 15 seconds every 10 minutes. In all seriousness a leftovers episode with just Hila and Hasan would be so good, they vibed so well in that old interview.
Photo must've been taken way past the prod of the card. I vividly remember a long time ago them receiving cards from fans and saying "yo we gotta make those"
OH Warning to Ethan! Don't talk too much about Ace fest. I'm worried that they won't let him in. There was a youtuber WillNE who made a bunch of jokes and planned to go to another youtube family event (Morgzfest) and they just straight up refunded his tickets and warned security to look out for him and his friends so he got no good footage.
Except Ace family won’t refund him. Or have security. It’s also definitely members of the crew going, Ethan already said he won’t make the drive. My bets are a double date of Ian & Sam with AB & Lena or maybe switch one of them with Cam cause he’s less known publically. That’s assuming the festival happens.
1:52:26 Ethan right after being baffled that there are 5 senses telling us to “close our eyes” instead of plug our ears if we haven’t seen the movie yet is so fawking funny
Zach’s story telling is unmatched lol he sounded like he was having a stroke the entire time and then all of a sudden it was over haha it was a never ending story with no beginning middle or end he sounded like he was blazed
Lol Zach’s storytelling cracks me up. You can tell he feels like he is weaving this dramatic masterpiece, the subtle exaggeration of mouth movements and deliberate pauses. I have know several separate people through out life that have told stories with the same exact cadence and mannerisms and they all thought they were gods gift to humanity and loved attention. I see you Zach.
2:18:49 Theo's gonna be talking to his psychologist in 30 years recalling scraps of these memories. You farting would be his version of beach ball stabbing
Crazy you said this! I was just thinking how Ethan farting in a bathroom around people reminds me a lot of his dad popping beach balls. Obviously not the exact same but it shows the evolution to that… 😂
For anyone that saw my last comment. You guys are the greatest. I began a weight loss journey about 2.5 months ago, where I have have been running cardio during every H3 podcast and as of this episode I am down 59 pounds. I first posted about it a few episodes ago and this community was so supportive that It made me feel like I was really worth it and Like I can’t give up because I have all of you holding me accountable. Anyway, this sounds stupid but this community really saved my health and my life. Thank you all so very much, I love you guys for real ❤️
That’s amazing dude! May I ask how long you run for/how many calories your burn each time? I’m walking several miles a day, trying to get over 350 calories burned.
@@abbybeck566 hahaha I love saying "just sayin'" too, as a joke. But I don't live in an English speaking country so it feels (and admittedly is) kind of snobby 😂.
@@Carlosedouard0 i love how every time i come home my cat is waiting at the door to give me smooches and ask for her chicken if we’re just talking about stuff we love. i also love onion rings
Man, waiting tables forever changed my balance…it comes in super handy now. People will ask if I need help and I’m like “nope, I waited tables for a decade, I got this” lol
Shout out to the fam for consistently providing me a solid coping mechanism. I’m a social worker in a high stress role and have been feeling really burnt out lately but I can always count on the pod to make me laugh when I get home from work. Peace & love!
Kim wasn’t talking about Roblox when she made that comment about suing and burning them to the ground, she was talking about RayJ and his manager who claimed they had more of the tape.
lol, nice moment, And abso-feckin-lutly, Weed is better in many ways, for most people. I know a few people who cant smoke. Im someone who cant drink, it makes me way to sick.
I must say, I'm impressed with the Ace Family's amazing ability ignore what everyone is saying about them 😂 they can pretend like nothing is wrong like no one I've ever seen 😂
@@s-1424 unfortunately I think its up to the kiddos to figure it out cause parents these days cant keep up with who is who and who did or does what for whatever reason they do it for. For example my uncle blocks my cousin from watching pewdiepie because hes a “nazi” according to one news article that was against pewds and my uncle made up his own little opinion with no clue as to what his content is like. I wish parents would step in and take the phones, tablets and consoles away cause kids need to exercise their brains not their fingers and they dont need to be learning about only fans and other adult content. Parents need to research more before they just let their kids do whatever they please, i get it you want to be left alone and unbothered but thats your kid, do you not care about their future and who they become?? Its crazy to me and its sad to see :( but i agree with you the ace family is insanely baffling and they gotta gooo!!
When I was little, my dad would say, "do you hear that? I think I hear some geese flying overhead" and would let out the nastiest fart. I had completely forgotten about that until Ethan talked about farting in front of Theodore. Now, he usually saves the geese story until after he farts. "wow, those geese must be migrating". I love my dad.
@@cassidy983 Oh, shit, that was a Smosh punchline from years ago, I thought it was just a weird non sequitir. 🤣🤣🤣 Good to know it was a fairly common dad joke.
Mike is a troll, and Noah you're doing great. Best of luck in this relationship. It's not weird at all. My bf and I lived thousands of miles/several states away when we first started dating and now we live in the same place. It can definitely work 😊❤
Not sure how old you are but i have a hard time not associating it with tbe raver era of like early 2000s but i can see why people have that gross reaction. I remember like... It was so popular that youd see it all over those internet graphics called "dollz" and even sometimes was just a random accessory. I may have been too young but god i dont understand why it was a thing other than like.. people who were on ecstacy or some shit
The 2 most telling things on Johnny Depp’s character are: his ex wife, with whom he cheated on WITH amber, said Johnny never showed any signs of being abusive. That woman should want to ruin his life, and is sticking up for him. Also, allegedly ambers own PARENTS have apparently said Johnny was not who amber made him out to be. Women can be abusive too
The most telling thing about Amber is that she abused her ex-girlfriend and was even arrested for it. Also her deposition from a few years ago where she’s eating and being really disrespectful and temperamental is telling.
Thank you for defending Johnny. People need to understand women cand be defensive too. The whole crew needs to educate themselves on this matter. Not just men but women as well can absolutely be abusive.
When my toddler got passed cocomellon about six months ago it was the best moment in my life. I can’t wait for you to feel that experience when you realize they don’t want to watch cocomellon anymore
@@empac8631 he’s definitely gotten over it for the most part. We’re on Blippi right now. I’ve seen every episode of Blippi ever at least 80 times 😭😭😭😭😭 but he has gotten my son with ASD to talk so much more so it’s an even trade I feel like 😭😂😂😂
@@daniellepaul6321 Blippi lasted her only about 3 months or so, I even found her a talking Blippi doll that sleeps in her crib with her. Currently she’s on paw patrol (again) Mascha (spelling) and the bear and is FINALLY starting to watch movies. The day we could actually put something with a real plot on was so relieving for me. It’s the little things in life 👍
@currently bored because im interested to see his opinion and him talk about it after doing some proper research on the situation and because i miss him posting on his channel
I’ve been going through probably the worst time of my life, haven’t laughed in weeks. But ians story about the shart n when he turned to us literally made me CACKLE. Thank u h3 edit: thanks for the super kind messages, i love yall. FAMILY
Australian here, I had no idea that americans don't know what bake beans are. Ethan said he can't imagine the sweet/savoury combination, but americans eat waffles and fried chicken together with maple syrup... Pancakes and meat all in one meal? It's wild. Baked beans are the best!
We deff kno what baked beans are.... Plz don't go off anything Ethan says lol cuz that was weird to say, it's a staple here! We have them at all our barbeques, side dishes, etc. Just not on toast lol
British person who doesn’t like beans on toast here: in defence of my country, Heinz have a different bean recipe for every country to cater to local tastes. Americans like sugar, so the beans are sweeter for example. My grandfather worked for corporate and he’d bring back beans for my mum and siblings to try from around the world.
I was raised in Texas, and in the south it's super common. It's not weird in the US, especially as a meal in college, or when you need to save money. We love it, and I'd bet tons of us have had it for breakfast. You should also see the bean selection at Walmart here. We have 100 options for flavors, so we have to have an option super close. 😆❤️
@@Natlatify that's fair, I'm only speaking from my personal experience growing up in a pretty health conscious area. I also think pancakes are too sweet and heavy so maybe I'm not the best person to weigh in on this 😅. That said, I read that some people add cheese or marmite to beans on toast and that sounds good.
As someone who has watched every day of the Depp vs Heard trial live, I think I should make clear why this trial is so important to Johnny. According to him, one of the worst consequences of the op-ed was that his CHILDREN were constantly harassed by people asking whether or not their father is a wifebeater. Just imagine how it would make you feel as a child. He emphasized that most importantly he is doing this for his children. Honestly, it makes me very emotional to see Johnny on the stand willing to admit to doing many bad things related to drug use etc. I wonder if someone who sues wrongfully or out of spite would admit to all those things... I think not. I do admit his language is very vulgar and the most sensitive people could get hurt by his words, but after watching the whole trial so far it is so clear from his history that I can't believe he could possibly physically hurt a woman. However, Johnny's case MAY not be as strong as it seems (when it comes to legal details, i.e., the definition of DV), but it looks like Johnny just wants to let everyone know what happened. However, if Johnny wins, I think it would send a strong message to other victims of DV who have been falsely accused by their partners. We don't talk enough about male victims of abuse... Amber even said on a video something like "Boohoo, Johnny Depp, a male victim of abuse, go tell them and see who believes". If that doesn't tell you she's a manipulative, despicable woman I don't know what does. I hate to say this (as all victims should be believed to some degree) but Amber used the MeToo campaign as an opportunity to lie and demolish Johnny's career.
the way they are so dismissive is disappointing and the way they are joking and not taking it seriously is annoying??? especially when they put so much energy into other things of this matter
I said that to my ex .... Context he was the abusive and hurted me so bad but by the end of the relationship he stopped hurting me but I became aggresive like him... I was too damage I'm not on amber side at all but in toxic relationships is better not to take sides for anyone
@@celestepixie4528 i’m taking his side bc he’s the victim of abuse she isn’t she’s an abuser who went and lied on his name and ruined his career and made him out to be something he isn’t
@@celestepixie4528 That’s called reactive abuse and it’s not out of the ordinary for victims to eventually abuse back when they’ve had enough and the abuser then switches it on their victim and gaslights them into thinking they’re the perpetrator. I’m sorry you had to go through that and I hope you know you’re not at fault and you were justified in your reactions to protect yourself. I’m glad you got out and wish you all the healing ❣️ As far as Johnny, thing is there’s no proof of him physically abusing her like she’s claimed and there’s a mountain of proof in their audio recordings of Johnny always running away during arguments to deescalate and get away from Amber’s violence. That’s literally the thing that would set her off even more. She flipped every fight they had on him when everyone around them saw the opposite, like her claiming Johnny held her hostage in Australia when she threw the vodka bottle at him and severed his finger and had him locking himself in rooms to get away from her
I was not into it either. I didnt get her reasoning either tbh. I agree with Ethan it reminds me of fucking freaks on drugs with huge dinner-plate eyeballs staring into my fucking soul whilst sliding their jaw 90 miles to the east. Hated it
if you watch the entire testimony, he's talking like that because he's recounting a massive series of abuse he endured. he speaks slowly, he takes his time, he's not making a spectacle. even when discussing how she destroyed his finger (the picture looks like the tip exploded) and how she put a cigarette out on his face during filming of Pirates 5. It's really awful. you should watch longer sections than just this. it's actually a pretty big deal, with a woman claiming abuse when all along she was seriously physically abusive herself.
I agree. It really bothers me when people with a platform like this don’t take the time to be a bit more informed. If the evidence he has against her was the other way around I don’t think people would say oh they were both at fault
I’m British but I’ve been living abroad for 4 years. Let me tell you…when I saw the English breakfast my mouth immediately started watering. It’s soooooo good and I miss it so much. Don’t judge it unless you’ve sat down to a plate of that in the morning after a night of hard partying. The sausage and bacon…so so different to American. And the fried mushroom with beans. A glorious combo. Extremely unhealthy but also yummy. It’s not something we eat EVERY morning, usually for a lazy Sunday morning.
Our food doesn’t LOOK appealing but it tastes sooo good ! Plus our food is a lot fresher than American food so our meat and such tastes much better in these dishes ..I’m not even a massive fan of my country but I wish people wouldn’t make claims or bad talk stuff they haven’t even experienced .. it comes across very ignorant. I loved Hilas reaction to it and willingness to try and not mock it .. I think Ethan showed American brain during this part lol as the internet all seems to say the similar things that he also said here. Also yes nothing like a full English after a rough night ! Totally agree ❤️
@@GeekyC true! I noticed that a lot of American meat tastes really processed. Especially the bacon, it tastes really artificial. UK bacon is honestly just so fresh and tasty. And yeah it was a little ignorant of Ethan, I feel like he’s not someone who likes too much change/difference to what he’s used to. American brain fr 😂
@@nialllappin4159 Irish meat/seafood is very good! I disagree with the English breakfast though, I found it way too sweet and greasy. California has a lot of fresh food and a lot of people here have been raised very health conscious, especially in LA…
@@nialllappin4159 your 1000% right ! My grandad is from Sligo and everytime we go back to visit .. the food is just on a whole new level lol it’s so rich and fresh that my stomach wasn’t used to it at first haha but yep it’s a lot better than the U.K. for sure :)
For the infamous family segment - in my family, my mom ordered pizza for a party from a place called “Pizza Now” and asked my dad to pick it up. However, he went to Little Caesar’s which is on the same street about a minute away from Pizza Now. They both have the same kind of policy of “hot and ready,” but Pizza Now is a local chain. My dad went in to the Little Caesar’s, asked for the pizzas for our party to which the store employee replies that they don’t have an order for us. He then gets annoyed at the employees and exclaims “what is this, pizza now or pizza later?!” And I can only imagine how frantic the employees felt and brought him out pizzas as fast as they could. He then comes home and tells the story and my mom, all confused tells him he was supposed to go to Pizza Now. He then hauled his ass back to Pizza Now and we had double the pizzas. It’s legit something we always say when ordering pizza now. 😂 My dad is legitimately a character. He says the weirdest shit, so tbh he is the embodiment of the infamous family incident.
I followed the Depp vs Heard case on Emily D Baker channel and it’s quite jarring to hear testimony of him being abused. Very sad stuff, Ms Emily is able to discuss it and explain both sides without being biased, which is something I thought was helpful!
All I have been watching this week are her streams, I'm going to miss them over this long weekend, and especially when she leaves Tuesday and won't be at home to stream 😭
long weekend? it’s a normal two day weekend lol no holidays this weekend i think you’re a week behind with your dramatic comment. guess you’ll have to wait to be entertained by the abusive relationship of two people you don’t know. hope you’re having fun
Hilas dad building their family home and working hard for it really shows where she got her work ethic and how she’s always so committed to what she does❤
I think the whole building a house in the home country is an immigrant thing, I’m Mexican and I have a lot of family and friends that send huge sums of money towards a house that they’ll probably never live in and yet they live in a tiny house here
My grandparents did this. They retired back to Honduras and built this beautiful house. Once they moved they realized most of their family was back here in the United States so they moved back after a couple of years. They are still trying to figure out what to do about their house I don't know why they haven't just sold it yet.
This is a fact. My father came to this country at 15 back in like ‘91 and he’d gradually send over money he earned here back to his mother and siblings in Mexico and he helped support them for a long time. He was so firm on helping his family that it was part of the reason he inevitably got into a divorce with my mom when I was really young. But I give him so much respect for coming to a place you’ve been unfamiliar with and working your butt off to send most of what you earn to your family even while you’ve created a family in your new home. Backwards and beautiful all in the same stroke but I’m sure you know how it goes
Born and bred in England I can confirm that beans on toast crosses all racial and class lines, whoever you are, whether you like it or not- you’ve had beans on toast at least once… it’s what binds us together 😂
I'm born and bred in Ireland and this 100%. It's good, wholesome food and now I want some beans on toast for the first time in too long. And before Hila said it, my first thought was "you guys have pancakes for breakfast! People in glass houses and all that craic".
With peace and love, im a queer myself, and I still love this show and the crew and see Ethan as a friend that doesn't know I exist. I still look forward to hearing yall talk while I do my dishes!!♡♡♡ WISHING HILA SPECFICALLY A BLESSED WEEK!!
I did the same when I had my son!! Put in some AirPods during middle of the night feedings and tried not to laugh too hard. Hope everything is going well for you and your newborn!
Enjoy every second of it.... Before you know it the youngest of your 4 kids will be 15 and ur oldest will be 21!.... I would love to go back and live it all again! 🤗 congratulations! ❤🇬🇧❤
Wasn’t Kim talking about Ray Js manager or whoever when she said she would “burn them to the ground”? I don’t think she was referring to Roblox. Cause in the ep before that part she was saying something like “they’ve been holding this over my head for 20 years” or something idk. I just didn’t get that she was talking about Roblox lmao
Little correction with the Kim K story: On the episode she said that quote in reference to Ray J's manager who stated he had unseen footage from the sex tape. Not Roblox itself. Also she didnt release the original sex tape, and sued Ray J over it.
I’m glad there’s people standing up for kim but while we’re fact checking she also alledgedly stole $120k from ray j and brandys mum in 2008, via using her American Express card without permission. Since she was never charged I imagine her parents were able to settle it out of court. Considering this is a crime that would ruin a normal persons life forever I suppose we should all just get up and work! Also I don’t imagine we could ever know whether she had knowledge that the sex tape was going to be released and if she did I’d imagine she wouldn’t say
Show idea: you should do a play on the Wendy Williams show where Ethan sits on a chair like Wendy and does a show in that style with a live audience. Lol
Beans actually clean your stomach and Intestines. That why if you eat unhealthy and then eat beans it smells horrible. It's just the beans cleansing your body.
@@c.james1 lol I think beans are probably unexpectedly sweet and that’s what throws ppl - my American friend can’t stand any pasta sauce they sell over here for the same reason
First: put cheese on that shit. Second: cheese on toast - melt that shit - bean it more (the whole fucking can, if you can pick it up you’re doing it wrong). Then more cheese and then brown sauce or Lea & Perrins = actual cheap meal that will hug your soul when life is hard and you didn’t have to try to hard for it Beans on toast is the only thing I will contest cancellation for s/ .Beans on toast = tasty, poverty free, depression proof cheap ass meal with all the fibre = done Edit: drunk and stupid my spelling do be shit
Every now and again I get a notification that someone has responded to my drunken beans on toast tirade and I get to laugh at my dumb ass all over again.
The whole Depp situation you really shouldn't make light of, Amber Heard abused him, then divorced him and made allegations of abuse which harmed his image and helped her secure a nice divorce settlement which she promised to donate to a hospital which she didn't do and then finally became a figure for women's rights despite by using the me too movement and wrote a op ed stating she a DV survivor despite agreeing to not label him one. The whole thing is disgusting and Johnny Depp has suffered a lot. Its worth nothing that Amber Heard has been arrested for Domestic Abuse previous against her ex girlfriend.
johnny's exes are advocating for him. if JD really was the horrific abuser Amber's trying to portray him to be, there would've been many women before her to back up that claim. But there aren't. Amber's own parents literally side with johnny lol
I was so disappointed in the coverage of this 😅 I just think the cultural implications of this case moving forward are going to be far-reaching and significant. On the other hand, I recognize this is comedy show and they tend to make light of things for levity’s sake. Still, I was hoping Ethan would give us the same energy he used for Will Smith 😂
@@almost_always_nessa Sure it’s a comedy show but they also are very outspoken about their support for abuse victims sharing their stories and having them validated. Either keep it light and don’t talk about it or talk about it but give it fair coverage. That segment was hard to watch. Should’ve ended* right before and it would’ve been a near perfect episode lol
Ethan claiming he doesn’t care about the Kardashians because there are people dying is the most iconic accidental reference to the Kardashians LOL
Please explain
@@TheKingOfBeans Kim lost her diamond earring in the ocean in the Bahamas or wherever she was, and she was freaking out crying so Kourtney said “Kim, there are people that are dying” making fun of her for caring about the lost earring
Omg! I haven’t gotten that far but now I can’t wait. That’s actually amazing 😂
@@brittnay279 I think it’s in like the first or second season. Very early on
@@brittnay279 I know! When he said it, I was waiting for a smirk or something to show it was intentional, but nope. So funny!
This podcast is like a fever dream. Nobody that I know even knows it exists yet i’m going to purchase cards with Ethan’s feet on them.
Gold
It's like when I buy Teddy Fresh stuff and people comment on it and not know what the brand is or who H3H3 are. Only one of my friends really knows about it but it's only because I use to bring up old H3H3 videos for them to watch.
@@deletedwaffles TF is so drippy . These cards are in my budget 😭😂
If this ain’t the truth I dunno what is
Right ?? Like I’ve dedicated my life to this podcast. I’m a ride or die H3 fan. Yet some people have never heard of them…
True fans don't even care about the title and just watch every single episode because we can't handle not hearing people talk in the background of our daily lives
Facts
YO
Hit the nail on the head Aimee
This is the best comment
Escaping our reality 😂
Dan saying 2 at the beginning of every podcast is the most comforting thing ever
Ugh that kinda bugs me! What kind of countdown is: "2" ???
@@Corn0nTheCobb that’s the traditional countdown in media. He starts at 3 (but we don’t hear it) and then 1 is silent but mouthed. You’re not usually supposed to hear the “two” but the H3 feed comes in a little early for whatever reason
I agree
Ethan appealing to my autism, "5 senses, that's too many senses." Agreed 💯💯
bloody hell this comment got me good 😂😂
saaaaaame. being autistic is a struggle some days.
Yes.
@@slybunnykiki watch it buddy
@@furmantoadstool shut up
I clicked on this because of the “beans on toast” portion of the title, Ethan. Strong work, Dan.
same lmao
don't encourage him
I actually saw the beans on toast imge and title and went like "oh nice they actually eating it. I wanna see this"
Hahaaaaa exaaactlyyy
@@Speedlari cuz obv its good uk'ers arent idiots ykno lol
I LOVE the family lore stories, it's so fun to hear really specific random stories from the crew. It both gives you a better insight into who they are whilst also not revealing any important personal information at all so it's very personal and private at the same time.
Zach has gotten so fast with the sound bites that he started playing elevator music before Ethan finished his sentence about changing the episode title. It’s like he finishes other’s sentences in the form of sound bites 🤯
can i please have a time stamp
1:34:00
Yea dude, he has the best job ever, i would be on top of that too 👌👌👌
we love our funny sounds magic man
I call him the turtle because ive seen how vick berger and doug pound from office hours have the perfect drop timing like 0.5 seconds after whatever is said sometimes
Cam’s bit shows how monstrously underused Cam is. We need a weekly Cam bit.
Fully agree, we need a Cam-cam
Cum
@@brosephinoemporium9613 we still need to have a bit more cam time
Give me a calm and educational olivia/hila/camcam/Ian/AB show discussing 9/11 era politics with hasan. Now put blackout drunk zach half naked in a cage with a mic that turns on for 15 seconds every 10 minutes.
In all seriousness a leftovers episode with just Hila and Hasan would be so good, they vibed so well in that old interview.
@@aliteralfart3819 bro what diarrhoea comment is that
AB's trading card should have been his boxing headshot 😂
"I look like an asshole in my living room with my shirt off making a tough guy face" 😭😭
Lmfaooooo
Or just a dk bongo controller
Photo must've been taken way past the prod of the card. I vividly remember a long time ago them receiving cards from fans and saying "yo we gotta make those"
@@balettpatkany I second this
1:51:15 can’t stop laughing at Ethan listing the five senses and saying it’s a lot to handle
Jennifer Simpson moment lol
sensory overload
Who is Jennifer Simpson?
@@stephanie7142 I think it's another layer of the joke!
The way Ian knows to automatically cut to Dans face when Ethan says shit like that is perfect
AB’s family stories are always wild without exception
AB stories are always insane, "My cousins like to beat up their moms" "I drugged Lena once"
@@TotallyOKaYProductions HUH podcast and timestamp plz😳
Us Middle Easterns never cease to amaze.
@@maria-yp3oi speak for yourself maria
😅💗😀🥹rata
OH Warning to Ethan! Don't talk too much about Ace fest. I'm worried that they won't let him in. There was a youtuber WillNE who made a bunch of jokes and planned to go to another youtube family event (Morgzfest) and they just straight up refunded his tickets and warned security to look out for him and his friends so he got no good footage.
Morgz had a festival?
Wow literally anybody can just throw one together now can't they
This is nostalgic
Except Ace family won’t refund him. Or have security.
It’s also definitely members of the crew going, Ethan already said he won’t make the drive. My bets are a double date of Ian & Sam with AB & Lena or maybe switch one of them with Cam cause he’s less known publically.
That’s assuming the festival happens.
Lol I remember that. They blocked pyrocynical as well and he made a vlog trying to infiltrate Morgzfest. He got caught
Yeah they're definitely not letting them in at this point
Ethan- “You beanie headed, bald headed bitch.”
Dan- … 👀
But dan knows hes not a beanie headed bald headed bitch, and is infact a beanie headed bald headed babe. So he doesnt need to take offence
Dan owns the dome. Tim could never
Time stamp ?
1:52:26 Ethan right after being baffled that there are 5 senses telling us to “close our eyes” instead of plug our ears if we haven’t seen the movie yet is so fawking funny
Zach’s story telling is unmatched lol he sounded like he was having a stroke the entire time and then all of a sudden it was over haha it was a never ending story with no beginning middle or end he sounded like he was blazed
@@officialgoogleyoutube I say Zilly Zonka WAY too much now!!
Lol Zach’s storytelling cracks me up. You can tell he feels like he is weaving this dramatic masterpiece, the subtle exaggeration of mouth movements and deliberate pauses. I have know several separate people through out life that have told stories with the same exact cadence and mannerisms and they all thought they were gods gift to humanity and loved attention. I see you Zach.
I think he needs help to work on his inability to express his thoughts in a coherent way.
@@Etticos. facts
@@KyleBoise aaah that hit home with me, I always need a Dan
crying over the fact that Ian immediately switched the camera to Dan as soon as Ethan said “there’s really five other senses?”
Ian is also a comedian not just Zach l9l
time stamp?
@@katiewhere 1:51:15
“The 6th one is seeing dead people!”
DANS IMMEDIATE HARD BLINK
2:18:49 Theo's gonna be talking to his psychologist in 30 years recalling scraps of these memories. You farting would be his version of beach ball stabbing
Crazy you said this! I was just thinking how Ethan farting in a bathroom around people reminds me a lot of his dad popping beach balls. Obviously not the exact same but it shows the evolution to that… 😂
This comment is so fucking funny
Tell me why I thought of Theo Von
For anyone that saw my last comment. You guys are the greatest.
I began a weight loss journey about 2.5 months ago, where I have have been running cardio during every H3 podcast and as of this episode I am down 59 pounds.
I first posted about it a few episodes ago and this community was so supportive that It made me feel like I was really worth it and Like I can’t give up because I have all of you holding me accountable. Anyway, this sounds stupid but this community really saved my health and my life. Thank you all so very much, I love you guys for real ❤️
That's so awesome!!! I didn't see your first comment, but I'm proud of you!
That’s incredible!! Keep it up you’re doing SO GOOD!!!
Money, JP! Keep it up! You’ve got it in the bag
Sending love JP!
That’s amazing dude! May I ask how long you run for/how many calories your burn each time? I’m walking several miles a day, trying to get over 350 calories burned.
As a British person I MUST tell you that adding cheese to beans on toast will make it absolutely elite.
Marmite
THANK YOU 🙏🏻
Don’t forget the brown sauce too
like melted or shredded cheese?
You put grated cheddar on the beans when they’re hot and let it melt a little - but not fully melted cheese
I find myself saying sound bites, but it’s so disappointing when others don’t understand the lure of them.
I always repeat “just saying” when anyone says it in conversation as if they know the reference
"Don't even have to think about it dude" is my most used.
i say "stick your funger" like seven thousand times a day
@@abbybeck566 hahaha I love saying "just sayin'" too, as a joke. But I don't live in an English speaking country so it feels (and admittedly is) kind of snobby 😂.
i do the james charles "oh no" like a million times a day it's an art
I love how love seems to be more involved than ever after his visit 🥺
I love how sometimes I’ll only sleep 4hours and wake up fully rested like i slept for days
@@Carlosedouard0 damn that's kinda nice
@@aeton7511 wbu what do you love
@@Carlosedouard0 that’s excellent news!
@@Carlosedouard0 i love how every time i come home my cat is waiting at the door to give me smooches and ask for her chicken if we’re just talking about stuff we love. i also love onion rings
i love when ethan says it's the end of the show and there's 40 more minutes hahahaha
Her: "Queen Elizabeth, pass the beans please darling"
Queen Elizabeth: "Ohhhhhh I just shit my knickers"
That shit had me dyyyyiinnngggg 💀
Wheeziinggg
I know Dan had mentioned being in the service industry before, but that plate pick up @48:23 was textbook and almost damn instinctual.
Rightttttttt ? I noticed that too and I literally screamed.. he was so smooth carrying those plates on arms.
We love dan 🥰🥰
Definitely didn't go unnoticed 👌😎
I also noticed his natural triple plate carry in the kebab pizza segment last ep too 🤣
Man, waiting tables forever changed my balance…it comes in super handy now. People will ask if I need help and I’m like “nope, I waited tables for a decade, I got this” lol
I couldn't get over how flawless Hila looks. She's glowing! 😍
You mean she looks flawlessly & EXACTLY like Ethans Mom.
@@earthworm7346 Gonna need you to take it down about 20% over there, Freud
She’s gorgeous!!!
Yeah she got to chill with keemstar before the show
She was sucking on that pacifier
Shout out to the fam for consistently providing me a solid coping mechanism. I’m a social worker in a high stress role and have been feeling really burnt out lately but I can always count on the pod to make me laugh when I get home from work. Peace & love!
Omg I’m also a social worker, listen to it on the way to and from work to decompress lol it’s the best!!
Thank you for what you do ❤️
Fr. F.
Hope that you're taking care of yourself!
Kim wasn’t talking about Roblox when she made that comment about suing and burning them to the ground, she was talking about RayJ and his manager who claimed they had more of the tape.
Its sad that he feels so irrelevant he has to threaten her with this… now that she has kids and shit. RayJ is a pos.
Thank you this was bothering me
She also didn’t release her own sex tape. All around just inaccurate
Yeaaa that whole bit made me uncomfy
Ya they didn’t know the full story
Felt like an old classic today, little bit of everything & even eating, This is undoubtedly the best podcast in the world.
Weed is better than alcohol. Love you Dan. When I heard that I pointed to my phone, and then Dan pointed back. Felt unreal
lol, nice moment, And abso-feckin-lutly, Weed is better in many ways, for most people. I know a few people who cant smoke. Im someone who cant drink, it makes me way to sick.
@@thedarquibus I mean the thing with weed u don't need to smoke it to have it
@@Awzuki Yep, its easier to not smoke it though in places where its legal, unfortunately I dont, I have to make do with what I can get.
i was literally smoking when he said that i was like yesss🤣
me too!
I must say, I'm impressed with the Ace Family's amazing ability ignore what everyone is saying about them 😂 they can pretend like nothing is wrong like no one I've ever seen 😂
it’s like they don’t even live in the same universe
@@s-1424 unfortunately I think its up to the kiddos to figure it out cause parents these days cant keep up with who is who and who did or does what for whatever reason they do it for. For example my uncle blocks my cousin from watching pewdiepie because hes a “nazi” according to one news article that was against pewds and my uncle made up his own little opinion with no clue as to what his content is like. I wish parents would step in and take the phones, tablets and consoles away cause kids need to exercise their brains not their fingers and they dont need to be learning about only fans and other adult content. Parents need to research more before they just let their kids do whatever they please, i get it you want to be left alone and unbothered but thats your kid, do you not care about their future and who they become?? Its crazy to me and its sad to see :( but i agree with you the ace family is insanely baffling and they gotta gooo!!
It's called being so fake the truth becomes a lie . So it's easy for them to pretend everything is alright .
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.
Oh honey you haven't met Brendan Schaub yet.
AB’s “they’re operating the rides” comment did not get the justice it deserved 😭
damn I didn't even hear it!!
1:28:40 agreed 😂, as is the case with most of ABs underrated one liners
AB is funny as hell but he always kinda says it under his breath so it goes unnoticed lol
When I was little, my dad would say, "do you hear that? I think I hear some geese flying overhead" and would let out the nastiest fart. I had completely forgotten about that until Ethan talked about farting in front of Theodore. Now, he usually saves the geese story until after he farts. "wow, those geese must be migrating". I love my dad.
my dad always said "did someone step on a duck?" wtf is wrong w them
Hahahah my dad would fart and say it was a barking spider hahahha god I love all our dads
My dad would always use the duck and barking spider excuse too. Tf. Where did those sayings even come from?! It’s Dad universal 😂
@@cassidy983 now that you say that, my step dad uses the barking spiders line too! Wow, didn't think I'd be reminiscing about my father's farts.
@@cassidy983 Oh, shit, that was a Smosh punchline from years ago, I thought it was just a weird non sequitir. 🤣🤣🤣 Good to know it was a fairly common dad joke.
Crazy idea: An H3 Soundboard App. Let us take these beautiful sound bites into the real world so I don't just have to play them in my head!!
Look it up, a fan already made an app. And there's another website too. But idk if they still update it.
My girlfriend lives two hours away, and this podcast keeps me sane on the way home. Can’t wait to move in with her so we can watch it together :,)
Hope you can live together soon :)
Why are you dating someone who lives two hours away lol one of you needs to move that’s hella weird
@@mikejones2405 long distance Is a thing. I know a lot of guys who still date their girls in their home town but go to the state uni
@@mikejones2405 i feel like moving houses just to be located closer to someone youre only dating is weirder
Mike is a troll, and Noah you're doing great. Best of luck in this relationship. It's not weird at all. My bf and I lived thousands of miles/several states away when we first started dating and now we live in the same place. It can definitely work 😊❤
Ethan being passionate and knowledgeable about the housewives is my ideal combination of interests.
I agree with Ethan about the ick factor with adult pacifiers.
Not sure how old you are but i have a hard time not associating it with tbe raver era of like early 2000s but i can see why people have that gross reaction. I remember like... It was so popular that youd see it all over those internet graphics called "dollz" and even sometimes was just a random accessory. I may have been too young but god i dont understand why it was a thing other than like.. people who were on ecstacy or some shit
Ironically I watched the first half of this live and I was most psyched about the beans on toast title.
Same but I had to click off when they started dissing it 😭
this was one of my favourite episodes in a while, I loved hearing everyone’s stories please tell more 🙏🏼
Please do a segment on trying different breakfasts around the world 🤩
Yesss and they could do a collab with the mythical chef Josh! That'd be so much fun :D
Ethan hating on baked beans is hilarious, man is a living baked bean
Lmfao this is so accurate
Out of all the comments this is my favorite😭
@@jordanmillisor8528 No you're my favourite 😊
Him slagging off an English breakfast when all us Brits know how much he’d love it
@@pickledtiger2894 you just made my day thank you❤️
The 2 most telling things on Johnny Depp’s character are: his ex wife, with whom he cheated on WITH amber, said Johnny never showed any signs of being abusive. That woman should want to ruin his life, and is sticking up for him. Also, allegedly ambers own PARENTS have apparently said Johnny was not who amber made him out to be. Women can be abusive too
@@daisyjones622 what?? is that really a french thing lol
@@daisyjones622 that is such a stereotype you have literally no clue what you are talking about
The most telling thing about Amber is that she abused her ex-girlfriend and was even arrested for it. Also her deposition from a few years ago where she’s eating and being really disrespectful and temperamental is telling.
Thank you for defending Johnny.
People need to understand women cand be defensive too.
The whole crew needs to educate themselves on this matter.
Not just men but women as well can absolutely be abusive.
@@daisyjones622 sooo all french people are okay with infidelity? 🤔 thats what you're saying, right?
I like that AB is starting to stand up for himself when Ethan goes in on him
A dead man walkin has no fear.
Our fandom is so weird, dude.
Why does Ethan always do a wolf howl when impersonating Gabe's 'woooo' 🤣
“this is nothing like Mexican food, why would you even say that” ty Ethan 😔 ty 🙏 lmao 😛
Its better 😉💅
I love getting off work and seeing that I get to enjoy 3 and a half hours of the gaf gang. Great moves, proud of you guys
@@abnormalmindset then why are you here
Same.
SAME
@@abnormalmindset username checks out
Immediately started dying when Ethan started singing Johnny Johnny yes papa. My son loves the cocomelon version of that.
When my toddler got passed cocomellon about six months ago it was the best moment in my life. I can’t wait for you to feel that experience when you realize they don’t want to watch cocomellon anymore
@@empac8631 he’s definitely gotten over it for the most part. We’re on Blippi right now. I’ve seen every episode of Blippi ever at least 80 times 😭😭😭😭😭 but he has gotten my son with ASD to talk so much more so it’s an even trade I feel like 😭😂😂😂
@@daniellepaul6321 Blippi lasted her only about 3 months or so, I even found her a talking Blippi doll that sleeps in her crib with her. Currently she’s on paw patrol (again) Mascha (spelling) and the bear and is FINALLY starting to watch movies. The day we could actually put something with a real plot on was so relieving for me. It’s the little things in life 👍
God me too 🤦🏼♀️
I started singing it too 🤣🤣
can we have chef josh come back to make breakfast from different places like southern,Mexican, or Indian?
YESSSSS!!!
Yes please!
Ethan: “if you don’t want the spoiler of The Sixth Sense - close your eyes.”
Me: *closes eyes*
THE SIXTH SENSE WAS STILL SPOILED
He forgot the other senses beside sight
I laughed way to hard at this 💀💀
H3 really reaching another golden era. I miss the old days, but the podcast today makes me just as happy.
@@gm2349 You have to be joking with that intellectual comedy bit.
@@BodTheGrinch 👀
You’re depressed seek help
Would be nice to see Ethan doing some more research and talking about the amber and jhonny situation on his Ethan Klein channel
I miss the Ethan Klein channel 😔 Ethan gotta stop playing elden ring
@currently bored because im interested to see his opinion and him talk about it after doing some proper research on the situation and because i miss him posting on his channel
I’ve been going through probably the worst time of my life, haven’t laughed in weeks. But ians story about the shart n when he turned to us literally made me CACKLE. Thank u h3
edit: thanks for the super kind messages, i love yall. FAMILY
I hope things get better for you. This world is cruel to so many people who don't deserve it.
This is why the show is important
All storms pass. Hang in there😇
I hope things begin looking up for you, bud. Sending allll the virtual love.🥺💙
I hope you will get better, gorgeous!
Every cousin Tim story is fuckin wild and I love them so much, AB has the best family stories 😂🙏
Australian here, I had no idea that americans don't know what bake beans are. Ethan said he can't imagine the sweet/savoury combination, but americans eat waffles and fried chicken together with maple syrup... Pancakes and meat all in one meal? It's wild. Baked beans are the best!
Ethen is just uncultured. Baked beans are a staple in American cuisine especially in the south
We deff kno what baked beans are.... Plz don't go off anything Ethan says lol cuz that was weird to say, it's a staple here! We have them at all our barbeques, side dishes, etc. Just not on toast lol
British person who doesn’t like beans on toast here: in defence of my country, Heinz have a different bean recipe for every country to cater to local tastes. Americans like sugar, so the beans are sweeter for example. My grandfather worked for corporate and he’d bring back beans for my mum and siblings to try from around the world.
I was raised in Texas, and in the south it's super common. It's not weird in the US, especially as a meal in college, or when you need to save money. We love it, and I'd bet tons of us have had it for breakfast. You should also see the bean selection at Walmart here. We have 100 options for flavors, so we have to have an option super close. 😆❤️
I will say that LA has a lot of places that import the original given the amount of expats living here…it’s still too sweet
We probably have the same Heinz beans in Canada as the USA, I have to wash off a bunch of the sauce
@@spacemountainvanity I really struggle to understand how Americans think beans are too sweet but eat maple syrup and pancakes instead 🤣🤣
@@Natlatify that's fair, I'm only speaking from my personal experience growing up in a pretty health conscious area. I also think pancakes are too sweet and heavy so maybe I'm not the best person to weigh in on this 😅. That said, I read that some people add cheese or marmite to beans on toast and that sounds good.
As someone who has watched every day of the Depp vs Heard trial live, I think I should make clear why this trial is so important to Johnny. According to him, one of the worst consequences of the op-ed was that his CHILDREN were constantly harassed by people asking whether or not their father is a wifebeater. Just imagine how it would make you feel as a child. He emphasized that most importantly he is doing this for his children. Honestly, it makes me very emotional to see Johnny on the stand willing to admit to doing many bad things related to drug use etc. I wonder if someone who sues wrongfully or out of spite would admit to all those things... I think not.
I do admit his language is very vulgar and the most sensitive people could get hurt by his words, but after watching the whole trial so far it is so clear from his history that I can't believe he could possibly physically hurt a woman. However, Johnny's case MAY not be as strong as it seems (when it comes to legal details, i.e., the definition of DV), but it looks like Johnny just wants to let everyone know what happened. However, if Johnny wins, I think it would send a strong message to other victims of DV who have been falsely accused by their partners. We don't talk enough about male victims of abuse... Amber even said on a video something like "Boohoo, Johnny Depp, a male victim of abuse, go tell them and see who believes". If that doesn't tell you she's a manipulative, despicable woman I don't know what does. I hate to say this (as all victims should be believed to some degree) but Amber used the MeToo campaign as an opportunity to lie and demolish Johnny's career.
I agree 100%
the way they are so dismissive is disappointing and the way they are joking and not taking it seriously is annoying??? especially when they put so much energy into other things of this matter
I said that to my ex ....
Context he was the abusive and hurted me so bad but by the end of the relationship he stopped hurting me but I became aggresive like him... I was too damage
I'm not on amber side at all but in toxic relationships is better not to take sides for anyone
@@celestepixie4528 i’m taking his side bc he’s the victim of abuse she isn’t she’s an abuser who went and lied on his name and ruined his career and made him out to be something he isn’t
@@celestepixie4528 That’s called reactive abuse and it’s not out of the ordinary for victims to eventually abuse back when they’ve had enough and the abuser then switches it on their victim and gaslights them into thinking they’re the perpetrator. I’m sorry you had to go through that and I hope you know you’re not at fault and you were justified in your reactions to protect yourself. I’m glad you got out and wish you all the healing ❣️
As far as Johnny, thing is there’s no proof of him physically abusing her like she’s claimed and there’s a mountain of proof in their audio recordings of Johnny always running away during arguments to deescalate and get away from Amber’s violence. That’s literally the thing that would set her off even more. She flipped every fight they had on him when everyone around them saw the opposite, like her claiming Johnny held her hostage in Australia when she threw the vodka bottle at him and severed his finger and had him locking himself in rooms to get away from her
We need a full episode talking about reality television trash shows. I love how much hila gets involved when talking about real housewives!
No fkin way, the reality tv trash shows talk is the worst part of this. Especially if you're not from the US and Don't watch trash tv...
@@GoatOfTheWoods yeah agreed... Pls no. It's so boring to me. I skip those parts all the time :')
@@Cloud_zy Yes! 😊
Loving that Ethan was not down with Hila's pacifier necklace LMAO
Rare that he's not into something she's wearing.
@@deletedwaffles Right? That’s also why I was surprised and loving it 🤷🏻♀️
I remember the pacifier trend!! They should make a teddy fresh pacifier necklace and sell it.
I was not into it either. I didnt get her reasoning either tbh. I agree with Ethan it reminds me of fucking freaks on drugs with huge dinner-plate eyeballs staring into my fucking soul whilst sliding their jaw 90 miles to the east. Hated it
Definitely a weird thing to wear IMO
if you watch the entire testimony, he's talking like that because he's recounting a massive series of abuse he endured. he speaks slowly, he takes his time, he's not making a spectacle. even when discussing how she destroyed his finger (the picture looks like the tip exploded) and how she put a cigarette out on his face during filming of Pirates 5. It's really awful. you should watch longer sections than just this. it's actually a pretty big deal, with a woman claiming abuse when all along she was seriously physically abusive herself.
I agree. It really bothers me when people with a platform like this don’t take the time to be a bit more informed. If the evidence he has against her was the other way around I don’t think people would say oh they were both at fault
It gave me chills. I feel so bad for Johnny. He is so strong to put himself and his story out there.
@@rbbrlmbo I’m only watching for the segment about their case because they are good at gathering information and summarizing while keeping it funny.
Knowing the abuse he went through in his childhood, just to have it done to him again with Amber was heart breaking...
Thanks for this comment. They mentioned this case without having much of any info at all. Dan seemed so dismissive.. 🥺 Poor Johnny.
I love stories about Teddy!! He’s so cute and I love that they share little antidotes about him!! ❤️ Kids his age are so precious
Ethan: shitting on Tim pool being bald
Dan in the background: 🥲
"Oh I just shit my knickers" is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
I’m British but I’ve been living abroad for 4 years. Let me tell you…when I saw the English breakfast my mouth immediately started watering. It’s soooooo good and I miss it so much. Don’t judge it unless you’ve sat down to a plate of that in the morning after a night of hard partying. The sausage and bacon…so so different to American. And the fried mushroom with beans. A glorious combo. Extremely unhealthy but also yummy. It’s not something we eat EVERY morning, usually for a lazy Sunday morning.
Our food doesn’t LOOK appealing but it tastes sooo good ! Plus our food is a lot fresher than American food so our meat and such tastes much better in these dishes ..I’m not even a massive fan of my country but I wish people wouldn’t make claims or bad talk stuff they haven’t even experienced .. it comes across very ignorant.
I loved Hilas reaction to it and willingness to try and not mock it .. I think Ethan showed American brain during this part lol as the internet all seems to say the similar things that he also said here.
Also yes nothing like a full English after a rough night ! Totally agree ❤️
@@GeekyC true! I noticed that a lot of American meat tastes really processed. Especially the bacon, it tastes really artificial. UK bacon is honestly just so fresh and tasty.
And yeah it was a little ignorant of Ethan, I feel like he’s not someone who likes too much change/difference to what he’s used to. American brain fr 😂
@@nialllappin4159 Irish meat/seafood is very good! I disagree with the English breakfast though, I found it way too sweet and greasy. California has a lot of fresh food and a lot of people here have been raised very health conscious, especially in LA…
@@nialllappin4159 your 1000% right ! My grandad is from Sligo and everytime we go back to visit .. the food is just on a whole new level lol it’s so rich and fresh that my stomach wasn’t used to it at first haha but yep it’s a lot better than the U.K. for sure :)
Made me wanna go make a fry up TBH 😂 🇬🇧❤🇬🇧
The sugar in the beans is probably because it’s made for the US market. In the UK we have restrictions on how much sugar goes into food
For the infamous family segment - in my family, my mom ordered pizza for a party from a place called “Pizza Now” and asked my dad to pick it up. However, he went to Little Caesar’s which is on the same street about a minute away from Pizza Now. They both have the same kind of policy of “hot and ready,” but Pizza Now is a local chain. My dad went in to the Little Caesar’s, asked for the pizzas for our party to which the store employee replies that they don’t have an order for us. He then gets annoyed at the employees and exclaims “what is this, pizza now or pizza later?!” And I can only imagine how frantic the employees felt and brought him out pizzas as fast as they could. He then comes home and tells the story and my mom, all confused tells him he was supposed to go to Pizza Now. He then hauled his ass back to Pizza Now and we had double the pizzas. It’s legit something we always say when ordering pizza now. 😂 My dad is legitimately a character. He says the weirdest shit, so tbh he is the embodiment of the infamous family incident.
Your dad is a Karen.
omg i am genuinely laughing out loud by myself at ethan saying the dangerous prisoners should go on a day trip to ace fest lmaooooo
I followed the Depp vs Heard case on Emily D Baker channel and it’s quite jarring to hear testimony of him being abused. Very sad stuff, Ms Emily is able to discuss it and explain both sides without being biased, which is something I thought was helpful!
All I have been watching this week are her streams, I'm going to miss them over this long weekend, and especially when she leaves Tuesday and won't be at home to stream 😭
long weekend? it’s a normal two day weekend lol no holidays this weekend i think you’re a week behind with your dramatic comment. guess you’ll have to wait to be entertained by the abusive relationship of two people you don’t know. hope you’re having fun
Thanks for the rec!
@@mikejones2405 you must be fun at parties
@@livewiiiiire bville b i
Love the crew discussion topics and stories. Please keep them coming.
Hilas dad building their family home and working hard for it really shows where she got her work ethic and how she’s always so committed to what she does❤
As an American, I know I'm eating dessert for breakfast. But I love it. I need whatever joy I can get in my life.
Best part of finishing off work on Friday is coming home and seeing 3+ hour long episode!!! I’m so excited!!!!
I’ve never related to Ethan having a crisis about dealing with 5 senses more than anything ever
What was I trying to say 😂 clearly smoked too much last night.
I think the whole building a house in the home country is an immigrant thing, I’m Mexican and I have a lot of family and friends that send huge sums of money towards a house that they’ll probably never live in and yet they live in a tiny house here
Why?
@@Sbensonn sometimes people have the idea of retiring back in their homeland or leave a piece of property for their kids/family.
My moms been sending sums of money to my grandma since I was born and she has a bigger better house than my mom back in Mexico now. 😅🥹
My grandparents did this. They retired back to Honduras and built this beautiful house. Once they moved they realized most of their family was back here in the United States so they moved back after a couple of years. They are still trying to figure out what to do about their house I don't know why they haven't just sold it yet.
This is a fact. My father came to this country at 15 back in like ‘91 and he’d gradually send over money he earned here back to his mother and siblings in Mexico and he helped support them for a long time. He was so firm on helping his family that it was part of the reason he inevitably got into a divorce with my mom when I was really young. But I give him so much respect for coming to a place you’ve been unfamiliar with and working your butt off to send most of what you earn to your family even while you’ve created a family in your new home. Backwards and beautiful all in the same stroke but I’m sure you know how it goes
Born and bred in England I can confirm that beans on toast crosses all racial and class lines, whoever you are, whether you like it or not- you’ve had beans on toast at least once… it’s what binds us together 😂
This comment is so true 🤣
Never before has my englishness been disintegrated so quickly.
i havent lol…
I'm born and bred in Ireland and this 100%. It's good, wholesome food and now I want some beans on toast for the first time in too long.
And before Hila said it, my first thought was "you guys have pancakes for breakfast! People in glass houses and all that craic".
@@nialllappin4159 One of like 4 things we can all agree with.
I love that after Ethan consistently trashing the beans on toast in the title, it now is in the title lol
If I had to choose between the slop buckets and dying in the apocalypse I'd peace out so quick.
Beans on Toast >>>> Slop Buckets
@@hannahktbffh5366 Okay… you took it way too far.
slop buckets are just sad 😔
With peace and love, im a queer myself, and I still love this show and the crew and see Ethan as a friend that doesn't know I exist. I still look forward to hearing yall talk while I do my dishes!!♡♡♡
WISHING HILA SPECFICALLY A BLESSED WEEK!!
Lmao Hila was about to cancel Ethan over the ageplay comments around her necklace
timestamp please.
@@decoyheart218 iirc it was like the first 20 minutes
@@decoyheart218 did you u even watch lol
Lmao I was thinking it’s gonna be a rough car ride home for Ethan
Dan’s story about his dad and Jim Henson was so funny and had such a good and happy ending 🥺
Am I the only one who thinks Dan looks a lot like Jim Henson? Lol
Glad you enjoyed it. Mr. Henson never forgot me after that.
@@lswerdlove5735 You never told me that story! What other secrets are you hiding? Do I have to tune in to H3 to find out?
I almost screamed when Ethan did the ecstasy imitation for 30 seconds and then was like my jaw hurts and you do that for hours😂😂😂🥳🫠
This week of podcasts has been SO GOOD. So many goofs, gafs, and wholesome fun.
Hila is so gorgeous and now super fashionable. I remember when she was sooo shy and here she is loud and proud. Crazy transformation.
Yeah kinda arrogant now.
If you like her so much, why don't you marry her.
I’m 2 weeks post partum and I catch up on the podcast during my baby’s midnight feedings. It’s getting me through! Thanks guys 💯
I did the same when I had my son!! Put in some AirPods during middle of the night feedings and tried not to laugh too hard. Hope everything is going well for you and your newborn!
Enjoy every second of it.... Before you know it the youngest of your 4 kids will be 15 and ur oldest will be 21!.... I would love to go back and live it all again! 🤗 congratulations! ❤🇬🇧❤
Wasn’t Kim talking about Ray Js manager or whoever when she said she would “burn them to the ground”? I don’t think she was referring to Roblox. Cause in the ep before that part she was saying something like “they’ve been holding this over my head for 20 years” or something idk. I just didn’t get that she was talking about Roblox lmao
yeah that quote wasn't directed at roblox it was at ray j
@@morganseeman2 they're goofing on headlines, not seriously analyzing the situation
hila saying "cnn minus" was a criminally underrated joke
time stamp is 2:45:04 cos god that was so good
Yeah hila is funnier then she lets on. That was 🔥
Little correction with the Kim K story: On the episode she said that quote in reference to Ray J's manager who stated he had unseen footage from the sex tape. Not Roblox itself. Also she didnt release the original sex tape, and sued Ray J over it.
I’m glad there’s people standing up for kim but while we’re fact checking she also alledgedly stole $120k from ray j and brandys mum in 2008, via using her American Express card without permission. Since she was never charged I imagine her parents were able to settle it out of court. Considering this is a crime that would ruin a normal persons life forever I suppose we should all just get up and work! Also I don’t imagine we could ever know whether she had knowledge that the sex tape was going to be released and if she did I’d imagine she wouldn’t say
I’m just dying at the thought of 9 year old school children hurling rocks at an occupied house during recess 😂
The last ten minutes of this ep had me rolling! Like I felt like I was being held up from going home until the title was decided.
🤣 lol! Good way to describe it
LMFAO and loved every minute
Show idea: you should do a play on the Wendy Williams show where Ethan sits on a chair like Wendy and does a show in that style with a live audience. Lol
As a Brit I will go to my grave defending beans on toast 🇬🇧 LONG LIVE THE BEANS 🇬🇧
Beans actually clean your stomach and Intestines. That why if you eat unhealthy and then eat beans it smells horrible. It's just the beans cleansing your body.
I’m patiently awaiting Alizee to make a great response video
Needed abit of grated cheese on top and brown sauce and it would of changed the game
@@c.james1 lol I think beans are probably unexpectedly sweet and that’s what throws ppl - my American friend can’t stand any pasta sauce they sell over here for the same reason
Ethan was so offended when Hila compared Mexican food to beans on toast lmaoooo
im so glad he had our back LMAO
My favourite parts of the show are the discussion/story segments. We need more of these!!
BEANS ON TOAST DESERVES JUSTICE🍛🍛🍛
Ethan's impression of the Molly head raver is on point.
First: put cheese on that shit. Second: cheese on toast - melt that shit - bean it more (the whole fucking can, if you can pick it up you’re doing it wrong). Then more cheese and then brown sauce or Lea & Perrins = actual cheap meal that will hug your soul when life is hard and you didn’t have to try to hard for it
Beans on toast is the only thing I will contest cancellation for s/ .Beans on toast = tasty, poverty free, depression proof cheap ass meal with all the fibre = done
Edit: drunk and stupid my spelling do be shit
Bestie, with all due respect, that sounds foul
This comment made me giggle so much 😂 thanks! 👍🤣
This comment alone might have convinced me to try beans on toast
ew
Every now and again I get a notification that someone has responded to my drunken beans on toast tirade and I get to laugh at my dumb ass all over again.
RIP to the Beans on Toast
Seriously ✊😔
@@bobbiebuckle9805 Bean title is back baby!
This title is missing something... I'm thinking beans.... on toast...?
The whole Depp situation you really shouldn't make light of, Amber Heard abused him, then divorced him and made allegations of abuse which harmed his image and helped her secure a nice divorce settlement which she promised to donate to a hospital which she didn't do and then finally became a figure for women's rights despite by using the me too movement and wrote a op ed stating she a DV survivor despite agreeing to not label him one. The whole thing is disgusting and Johnny Depp has suffered a lot. Its worth nothing that Amber Heard has been arrested for Domestic Abuse previous against her ex girlfriend.
johnny's exes are advocating for him. if JD really was the horrific abuser Amber's trying to portray him to be, there would've been many women before her to back up that claim. But there aren't. Amber's own parents literally side with johnny lol
I was so disappointed in the coverage of this 😅 I just think the cultural implications of this case moving forward are going to be far-reaching and significant. On the other hand, I recognize this is comedy show and they tend to make light of things for levity’s sake. Still, I was hoping Ethan would give us the same energy he used for Will Smith 😂
*Amber Turd
@@almost_always_nessa Sure it’s a comedy show but they also are very outspoken about their support for abuse victims sharing their stories and having them validated. Either keep it light and don’t talk about it or talk about it but give it fair coverage. That segment was hard to watch. Should’ve ended* right before and it would’ve been a near perfect episode lol
@@owlette7315 Agreed! Great points
“I just shit my knickers” got me so good
1:47:10
Not Ethan unknowingly basically quoting the Kourtney Kardashian meme while insulting the Kardashians