How a 10-year-old girl wrote Japan's most insane horror film
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House/Hausu (1977) available to watch on the Criterion Channel:
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MUSIC :
Hausu - Love Theme
Hausu - Main Theme
Chitotetochi - めめ -ソーダ水うかぶ月
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Baby's Room - Brendon Moeller
Hiber Nation - Dew Of Light
Through the Clouds -Lotus
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You're not and if you did it'd take decades but please cover the works of Don Hertzfeldt, namely It's such a beautiful day or world of tomorrow
can you review Juon(Grudge) and Ring series watched Hausu other night and I agree with you truly a surrealist experience
Good parents say "I will make a film my child will like."
Great parent says, "I shall make a film for my child, just for them."
Best parent says, "My child, would you want to make a film with me?"
Best parent is exactly what 50cent did with his video game
my parents say "shut the fuck up child!"
I've done that with my mom like twice
If my mom or dad called me “my child”, I would run away from home lol
More like: "My child, would you like me to encapsulate all your fears into one big insane horrorshow?"
I love how out of all this insanity he specifically singles out a man turning into a banana pile
i mean that honestly probably is the strangest part of the movie
Tbf when the guy turned into the bananas that was me and my friend’s breaking point as well
He probably didn’t want to be demonetized.
WAT
*Potassium.*
I mean I'm not surprised a 10 year old came up with one of the most insane horror movies, ask a young child for ideas on a monster or otherworldly creature and they'll lay out some of the most fucked up things you'll ever hear. Its amazing.
Exactlyyyyy lol
Let's not go too-far,
you have 50% chance they say "it's like a wolf, but bigger"
40% chances they say "it's a man but it has very long fingers"
And 10% they say "it has the wings of a dragon, but body of a human, and the head of a octopus"
What I'd really want tho'
Is to see a monster designed by a bunch of zoologists.
Imagine designing the perfect monster based on real-life equivalents.
"so we're making the perfect hunter...
It need the ability to smell blood and hear sound on kilometers like sharks...
-what about giving it paralyzing poison to keep his preys from running away? Like platipus, and if it's a hunter how about giving it the feeding habits of a spider?, with a second much more deadly poison it use to liquidate it's preys to feed on them
-yeha that's a pretty cool idea, how about also giving them.... "
And the list goes on, in fact I wouldn't be surprised it's how they came up with the design of the Xenomorph in alien.
Hey yeahhh, you’re right!
Why don’t they just have kids come up with all of the cool stuff from now on? As a matter of fact, they should force more children to work in idea farms, mining their own creativity for the profit of the entertainment industry. These infants contain a raw purity that it would be an absolute waste to not fully exploit.
Actually, wait, hold on. How will we know if we go too far?
literally wrote a song about killing people when i was like 10 and saying that it was because i was possessed 😭💀
Littlest one will tell scary stories lately. Can concur what you are saying is true. 😐
Obayashi's backstory reminds me of Kinji Fukasaku, the director of Battle Royale. He was a teenager who worked in a munitions factory during the latter part of the war and had to hide under the dead bodies of his coworkers during American bombing raids. So yeah, the theme of youths both being abandoned and exploited by the adult world is *very* palpable in his work
CEO of fortnite 😳😳😳
CEO of Fortnite 😳😳😳
My guy always disappears, but is consistent with his quality. Unlike other video essayists, Kap’s are very structured and to the point like an actual essay.
"If I had more time, I would have written you a shorter letter" energy
Yeah so many other essayists say a whole lotta nothing and got visual fluff to back up whatever they are saying 😂
@@LightStubble damn
I genuinely enjoy a lot of different video “essayists,” but watching a really focused video essay always makes it starkly clear how much most of them are probably better described as video meander-y longrambles.
@@jayantdubey3025 That became pretty much the point as 1. people enjoy that and 2. it's profitable
Had an absolutely awful month. Surgery, 2 relatives dying, severe apartment issues, sick dogs, and all the financial burdens those bring. But then I hear his voice for the first time in months and I get 8 minutes of relief. I hope he realizes he's an artist too.
Rest in peace, the ones who left can be considered somewhat lucky
We on the other hand will have to stay strong for whatever comes next
@@nelisezpasce well that was morbid...
I feel you. One of my best friends was murdered and then the landlords of both my family business & my family and I's house are kicking us out next week. We are struggling to find places to except us on such short notice and having to move everything into a bunch of storage units until we get approved which is expensive and means we have to move a business worth of stuff and our house twice. I have a bunch of medical conditions and my dad had a stroke a couple years ago, so it's pretty much just my brother and I moving everything. I'm extremely worried that we don't have enough money to get first & last month + deposit on both locations. I'm not really sure what to do at this point... Little things like KaptainKristian uploading again after a long hiatus seem insignificant, but mean a lot to me right now to take my mind off of the stress. Just to have 8 minutes that I'm not stressing over it and in awe of his editing and subject matter means the world. I hope things get better for you. I hope your dogs feel better and your surgery/recovery goes well. My condolences to your relatives. May they rest in peace. All the best to you and yours. Sorry for the rant. Your message just brought up a lot in me. 💜
I hope everyone in this comment section and find peace and quiet despite all of these struggles.
I wish you nothing but love and kindness and more moments of relief
I saw House for the first time when I was in highschool, rented on dvd from Hollywood Video, and just a few years ago was lucky enough to see a film screening in an Alamo Drafthouse. It's always bordering on dream-like, but when you're in the theater it's practically all encompassing, and that ethereal feeling really has the chance to surround you, and draw you in even closer
Saw it at the New Bev, since then I have never passed on an opportunity to see it in a theater
I would feel like I got cursed
That's the thing I really miss about theatrical shows. It doesn't feel like most films are made to be watched in a theatre with others, surrounded by other people you can turn to and say "did you see that shit?!" The mania this kind of film presents seems so much more cathartic when in a social space
From a person who hasn’t seen this yet, just from the first minute, this movie seems like a huge fever dream and I’m hooked from it.
It is, and you should.
See it yet?
This movie is fucking gorgeous. It's so odd but damn it looks so good
he saw his home down blown away by a nuclear bomb and said "that day an artists heart was born" -- chills
“A completely crazed kaleidoscopic cavalcade of candy colored carnage” is the single greatest line I’ve ever heard
Yep, I would definitely believe this came from the mind of an insane 10 year old.
Dude, I feel like I’ve been stalking you for 7 years, because I literally see you on almost every animation and movie comment section ever since I made my account when I was 12. All I gotta say is that you have a very good taste in media and (idk if this will sound creepy or not) I’m glad I had a chance to grow up seeing you pop up here and there on yt :)
Wtf is this
@@donpotato749 a wholesome moment
Near perfect timing for the upcoming Halloween season as well!
Good to see your videos again Kaptain.
Videos, plural?
Swampert is just storing his caught pokemon!
I can remember a few childhood dreams that I woke up from, terrified, being across the room out of bed in confusion and fear. When reality distorts in your childhood mind it's beyond comprehension. I'm near 50 but those terrors will never leave my memory.
"The power of cinema isn't in the explainable, but in the strange and inexplicable."
I LOVE THIS.
LEARN FROM THIS, HOLLYWOOD
lol. They just wanna pump out dumb comic book movies
@@trashyraccoon2615 exactly 😭
This man needs to upload more. He was my favourite video essayist of 2016
2016 was crazy with the amount of videos he was putting out
"Beds and clocks and flying wooden blocks. A completely clayist kaleidoscopic cavalcade of candy colored carnage."
God I love this man's grasp on words...
gotta have enough words in the essay
Dude’s spitting straight poetry with the alliteration here
A little alliteration.
I dont even know half of those words
That's Roald Dahl worthy
I actually watched this in a Japanese film class, which really speaks to the wide recognition of this film as art. Maybe not coherent art, but definitely an interesting experience.
I can’t help but think the haunted house level in Mario 64 was inspired by this movie. Also I get a strong hit of happiness when I see that you upload a video. Love you man. 🧡🧡🧡
The carnivorous piano was lifted directly from this movie!
I was thinking the same thing!
i love this movie. so cool to learn that the backstory was deeper than just a 70s freakout fever dream. a film that can take so many creepy concepts and make them the least scary things ever put to film should truly be commended.
Another return - and he’s here talking about one of the best films ever.
Last year I actually saw this movie in theaters on 35MM. But what surprised me most was how it was a packed showing and seeing the crowd experience this movie for what I imagine was at least several people's first time seeing this was such a magical experience for me. This was my 3rd time seeing this but this alone was probably my favorite movie going experience solely for how active but respectful everyone was. House is still one of my favorite movies and this was such a great video on it.
I found this on DVD a month ago, and while I absolutely love it I can’t get over the fact that this is where MCR ripped the piano riff for Black Parade lol
OMG FR??!?! I LITERALLY JUST SAW THEM LIVE LAST NIGHT AND THEY PLAYED IT
You're saying that MCR IS TOURING AGAIN?!
@@midnighthijinks7387 Yeah! They were at Riot Fest last month!
@@vi0let831 u lucky duck wtf what was gerard wearing that show
@@ItWasRevealedToMeInMyDreams
The cheerleader outfit 😳
Man hearing that outro music really feels like catching up with a friend you haven't heard from in a while. Great vid as always, hope you're taking care
I've never heard of this movie, but now I might have to watch it. The passion you put in each of these videos really is contagious
The wait between Kaptainkristian videos almost makes them feel all the more special, his editing style is completely unmatched and I’m so glad to see him talk about such a good movie. Been a long-time fan and hope he keeps up the incredible work!!
Man you're the all-time GOAT of video essays and it isn't even close. Almost every other writer on this platform feels like they don't really have anything to say beyond "I like this thing." Your essays are always direct and focused; it's clear there's always something specific or special about what you're talking about and a core point or idea you're trying to highlight in the media you're addressing. And the beauty in your videos specifically is you're able to stay on topic and only ever mention what's necessary to make that point. You stay exactly on topic and never falter. It's like watching Olympic diving where no unnecessary movement is made; only the few small movements necessary to obtain the most beautiful and concise entry to the water. And that's what I absolutely love about this channel.
He's been my favorite for years and I've never had why so eloquently put in front of me
kaptainkristian is absolutely a top-tier video essayist for all the reasons you list, but he's not alone in that category. Check out Jacob Geller, The Morbid Zoo, Acolytes of Horror, In Praise of Shadows, Patrick H. Willems, Accented Cinema, and The Royal Ocean Film Society. There's honestly plenty of others too, who maybe aren't quite at kaptainkristian's level of consistency or precision, but who absolutely go into real depth and talk about something meaningful.
Every Frame of Painting is the GOAT, but KK is the closest contender
@@mg7977 check out What's So Great About That? as well!
@@mg7977 I will indeed check these out, thanks
Oh what a wonderful day it is when the kaptain uploads, editing is always just on another level as always
Man, the ending of the vid hit me hard…
I know I’m kinda late, but even if I haven’t gone through such horrifying things as atom bombs, I still had many traumatic moments in my life and I interpret them in my poetry, prose, and even drama
I can’t just shut up about all the things I’ve gone through and the language of metaphors along with the stream of consciousness are the best tools I can use to make the reader realize what it feels like
And my friends pointed out it to me many times, I turn ugly things into beautiful poems-because each of them contains a piece of my heart I guess: writing became my life, I can’t imagine my life without it anymore
Actually recommended this to someone yesterday. Absolutely insane film.
Glad to see another upload from you.
I've missed you man. The movement that is "video essay" or "art related reaction youtube" started with you. Or a better way to put it is ever since watching your visual love letters in 2016, no ones come close to the experience Ive had with your videos. I watch alot admitedly but as great as some of them can be, what you do is wholey original and somehow finds a way to say alot more with a lot shorter of videos. Love you man
‘House’ is a wonderful movie: fun, funny, joyous, extremely creative and even quite sad and touching. I’m always in the mood to watch it.
I wish you would upload more but honestly just take your time man. You're at the complete Apex of your craft. The quality of your videos is completely unmatched and a cut above everyone else it's just insane. It's always amazing to see what you upload next
Genuinely one of my favorite movies of all time. So happy to see you cover this!
You make some of the most artisticly inspiring videos I've seen. The way you analyze art from how it makes you feel, the emotional core and inspiration for it, is just so interesting and fascinating to see and listen to. Always a treat when you upload
My girlfriend found this film with her friends a month ago, and then me and her watched it together. It's hilarious to see that someone has made an essay about it like 3 days after she discovered this gem
WHOA! I can't believe he did one on House!! I'm so stoked this was your choice after all this time! Thank you!!
While I do miss the intricate style of editing you have, I always appreciate that whenever you upload an essay, it always feels like you have something to say or add to a conversation. Would've never found out about this movie for not this videos existence. Also, damn my man got bars around 1:05. Reminds me of the Dr. Suess video hahaha.
i checked your channel recently to see if there were any new videos bc i miss your content, and I'm so glad there's a new one today! ur editing style and writing is unmatched
beautifully structured video, great work!
This was well said. House is one of my go-to movie night films when I know someone who hasn't seen it yet. Some people love it, some hate it, but it always gets a reaction.
The directors take on including Childress ideas in film really resonated. I like the idea that kids aren’t bound to understanding, so film is a perfect place for them to break boundaries.
Warms my heart whenever i see a channel bring up this film. Especially around the holidays. Doubly so when it's accompanied by such a familiar voice. Always a pleasure.
this is such a great video essay - super well edited
keep making stuff man!
this has been on my watch list for over a year, and this was the push I needed to actually watch it!
Glad to see you making videos again! You really opened me up to media analysis.
Videos from the kaptain are always a treat. That intro went so hard
This was one of the few films that would kickstart a new horizon of Cinema I had yet discovered, I'm so glad to see another person speak on a film I love for its silliness and its background that can rightfully be shared to anyone🎥
“we can reclaim our fears, traumas, and anxieties, and turn all those horrible nightmares into something loud, colorful, and beautifully insane” … hell yeah dude
Not only is he back but he came back with an essay about one of my favorite movies!
It's like christmas every time you release a video. Thanks for making such great work.
Good to see you back with the content man! Inspiring editing and narration as always
This man uploads once or twice a year now, but when he does, it’s always a banger. Keep up the good work!
A great video, sir!
I love Hausu with all my heart and it might just be my favourite movie of all time.
Just for the very simple matter that watching it made me feel like no other movie before or since.
Always worth the wait.
It's always a treat when you post a video.
Holy shit what a good birthday gift this is! I've been waiting for your next upload forever. Honestly my favorite videos online.
happy birthday
Watched it last year with my friends in a Halloween marathon, it was their favourite
I’m glad your back, keep up the great work!
Was literally just binging your channel yesterday, what a coincidence
HES BACK WE MISSED YOU
It’s lovely seeing you back
This is my favorite movie! So glad you’re back and that you’re talking about this gem!!
I actually came across this on a TV channel late one night many years ago. I was so engrossed with the absolutely insane deaths the girls suffered. The eating piano stills burns in my memory. It's one of the fears I have, a household item coming to life and eating you. This is one of those films I would like to watch again late at night.
I love this movie, it's crazyness maxed out to the highest level but it does have a pretty sad message
Nice to see ya upload! Luv this film
It's always nice to see an upload from you!
This is honestly one of my favorite horror films ever will be rewatching
Your description of the meaning of horror as a genre is spot on. I realized the same thing after experiencing Omori (amazing game btw).
Good to see ya upload again, love your work
I was just thinking about this channel yesterday, wondering when you would upload again! Always a joy!
I’m only going to watch this movie because you take half a year to post a video so I know you really care about it. Also I can tell you are progressing as an editor 👍 your videos are top. Keep it up homie
The comparison of life changing in a flash with an atomic bomb was smooth. All these grand plans we make for ourselves and it amounts to nothing in the face of unpredictability.
found your channel by complete chance today when i was searching for something. now i’m obsessed. cheers.
Its always such a treat seeing a notification for kaptainkristian!
The nightmarish terrors I had in early childhood can be reasonably explained by real life trauma and situations. Before that time I had chickenpox, had that fever dream that made me scream louder and longer than I ever had before. From then on they often became so surreal I couldn't explain them to anybody. I wish I could have filmed those terrors inside of my head!
Young girls eaten by a house(clearly a metaphor for patriarchy) is painful to see in a certain way. Whatever their personalities and potential, the only path left for them is to eventually become brides and be part of the 'house' as obedient wives. In fact, the actress who played Sweet in this film followed the same path and the marriage closed her acting career. This story may show the embodiment of a nightmare to most girls.
I think that's why HOUSE leaves us unsettling feeling and doesn't end up just a crazy(which I love though) film. But there would be many different interpretations anyway.
One of my fave video essayist since way back in 2016. Just never disappoints with how artfully written and edited the video essays are.
very lovely video. Happy to see another upload.
I gotta say if I watched this as a ten year old I would have been traumatized beyond belief. All the movie needs is a toilet with teeth and I'd be living outside.
This seems like one of those horror movies that is amazing, despite being absolutely hilarious these days. Like how my sister and I absolutely died laughing throughout Nightmare on Elm Street.
missed this when it first came out. glad to see you're still active. hoping to see more from you again soon. This channel is excellent!
Always great to see a new video from the Kaptain
House is a masterpiece of a film
Heck yeah, been a bit. Hope you're doing well, Kap. Can't wait to watch this :D
It brings me so much joy to see your videos, it's great you are back
welcome back kap, great vid
My little sibling, who's really into film, showed me this movie. I never expected someone as big as you to cover it.
This film is in the criterion collection and is much bigger than this channel bro
@@kremesauce Didn't know that
Sometimes it’s nice to here others cope through trauma with horror art like me
glad your still out there! one of the best channels for quality and consistency
Visited your page today to see if there were any new vids. Glad to see my intuition working overtime today
The spontaneity and scattered topics of this channel are perhaps my favorite things about it. These aren’t video essays about something that has been sought out or is popular. These are love letters to the passions and interests of one person, and that is something you won’t find elsewhere.
House is a really popular movie in film circles and has been talked and written about extensively.
0:55 the way she started tweaking after getting bitten on the ass was enough to make me laugh and feel disturbed at the same time, it's done in such an uncanny way
Man. I’ve been following your videos for years and now I have to write an essay on some type of video essay. I plan to write it in yours
What a beautiful video! Great job with the editing and a fantastic insight on a director and his daughters mind
This movie captures dreams so effectively. Almost moreso than even David Lynch films.
And the legend returns when we needed him most.
Discovered your channel and love it. Glad you’re back from your (maybe?) break
So glad to see you back king, I never go too long without wondering when we’ll see your next upload
I love stream of consciousness media like this. Phobias are irrational things and deserve to be explored in an unconventional way. Plus it's fun to get lost in someone's head once in a while.