My favorite part is actually the end, when he says "I think it's time we focus on the actual war now, considering the Soviets are down the street and all" XD
@@trololoevallies outnumbered germans in france in 1940 2 to 1. Outnumbered them in africa, italy, then in france again. So yeah the only time germans outnumbered anyone is begging of the eastern front
***** You don't get it, when you get a Bounce as in the shell flies away after hitting your tank, it does dmg, i mean sure it does make a small bump but it still does dmg, das gay
Viki Pedia Yeah, that's something that I've always found funny in Company of Heroes. Put engineers and pioneers right on top of each other and watch the inaccuracy ensue.
This is from the film Downfall, starring Bruno Ganz. Rent it and watch it kids, before CoH 2 releases and we all become reclusive keyboard jockeys once again.
You have to dominate the early game. If the Americans get tanks out before you do, then you've already lost. The trick is to prioritize keeping fuel points from them, since it costs them 140 fuel (Suppy Yard+ Tank Depot) just to tech up and an additional 90 (or is it 60?) to build a Sherman, plus they have to ignore other potential AT upgrades like Motor Pools and Stickies.
Blue - You Yellow - Ally Red - Enemy Orange - Enemy (Ally) ETC His ally did everything and all he did was just wait to waste those Manpower on Tiger\Panzer and some pioneers
Their units aren't as good, but the allies rely heavily on overwhelming numbers which can quickly over run the axis which can't afford to have as many units.
Hermann Fegelein oh you mean Exploding the two Bridges there And set up a defensive line on the river cross with Mg42s and pak38s and some Flak 88s on the side
Well i checked out the some of the best Wehr players' strategies and it turns out i play it pretty much the same way. Still, against hard American bot i can only hold half the map for a short time before paratroopers, rangers and AT guns overwhelm me. Also, the AI will detect if i make vehicles and the bot will start making loads of bazookas, so then i have to switch back to infantry again...
Hitler: Where the fucking hell is Wittman when I needed him???????!!!!!!! WHere is the FUCKING Tiger ACEE???????@@?@? Wittman KIA (causes of death Firefly)
"Mein Fuhrer, we thought that the Blitzkrieg Doctrine would-"
"WHEN HAS THAT SHIT EVER WORKED?"
Made my entire night.
Lol the ending is the best "Maybe i should focus on the real war now"
COH is real
Avg Hoi4 Player Trying To Avoid Endsieg By Deciding Wheter To Use Console Or Not By Playing Coh *GONE WRONG*
"Commence the buttrape!"
That shit kills me!
Best lines, CHEESE FUCKER, STUG FUCKER, and of course MEIN FUHERE THOSE ARENT JESUS TANKS.
Ending is epic :D
"Fegelein informed the enemy of our CoH tactics"
"Fegelein! Fegelein!!" :D :D
3:27 I laughed so hard I stopped breathing.
Losing the battle with 7600 manpower...
no use when you hit pop cap
My favorite part is actually the end, when he says "I think it's time we focus on the actual war now, considering the Soviets are down the street and all" XD
But sir its not a Jesus tank!
***** BEST LINE EVER!!!! fell off the chair the first time i saw it hahahhahahha
Frozen elete this made me flip my fucking desk hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
TwiSlayer Lol.
House Stark exactly Jesus wasn't invincible
@@yaboipalps8616 He "turned invincibility off" for His mission on Earth.
No matter how many times I watch this, I always come back. Never ceases to amuse.
"CHEESE FUCK!"
This is way too accurate... too accurate...
Like France and the Ardennes Offensive. Dragging a half-dead army and forcing it to attack instead of defending.
@3:26 that's Patton wrecking his way around France
If you understand the language, this just fucks your mind reading that AND listening to it >.
Jonas Zeidler just lower the volume then
ivan paulo delos reyes Still can't find it funny^^ It's just... When you know it... And... Just no.
I'm curious, what does it say?
Just like how the Allied won WW2 , spams haha.
@Robo Redneck first 2 year of war germans outnumber soviet in each battle in 2-3 times.
@@trololoev shut the hell up damn kremlebot, that is not true
@@orionofstarlight898 germans did outnumber the Soviets during barbarossa but the soviets had a clear manpower advantage by 42
In the business we call that "redundancy."
@@trololoevallies outnumbered germans in france in 1940 2 to 1. Outnumbered them in africa, italy, then in france again. So yeah the only time germans outnumbered anyone is begging of the eastern front
I keep returning to this video every now and then. It accompanied me through my early kid days, and even today.
Checking in
This was the best thing i have ever seen, i bow down to you in grace, my lord.
I lost it at "Bring up the tactical map!"
3:08
Hitler:it would take like 10tanks to even hurt this thing!
3:26
Red team:Challenge Accepted
2:30 is the best part, hitlers response is classic
Jesus Tank? Huh? And then the Stug Fucker was hillarious
that is true, AT spam happens ALL THE TIME with the americans
because americans don't have anything better to deal with german tanks at the start of the match :)
How can they penetrate the Tiger with their puny 57mm huh? like Hitler i say WTF!
Darth Panzer there are weakspots and shit
Darth Panzer even in the front there's still weakspots
***** You don't get it, when you get a Bounce as in the shell flies away after hitting your tank, it does dmg, i mean sure it does make a small bump but it still does dmg, das gay
Axis: That moment when you lose a Tiger... It just breaks your heart so much T_T
Allied: That moment when you kill a Tiger... (Freddy Mercury)
I remember playing on this map Road N13 and the British would not stop spamming Churchills
Our panthers got roflpwned
Why does everyone lie to me
"King Tiger"
"The ultimate in nazi rampage technology ..."
-LOL
They are not jesus tanks!
2:30 My Fuhrer they're not Jesus Tank...😂😂😂
Hitler:*uses blitzkrieg doctrine*
King tigers:*appears*
Me:v i s i b l e c o n f u s i o n
Epic, win, fail, rape, the shit...
This is early 2010s alright lol.
Dont forget Roflpwned
This is legit fucking Funny asf
2:40 Haha "roflpwned". It accually sounds like he is saying that in the end of the sentence!
when jodle says their not jesus tank I LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT STOP
It's from 2011 but this video still holds up as funny
At guns are so overpowered.once i had engineers behind the at gun and they were shooting it for 5 seconds and not a single ("hp") was taken.BULLSHIT!
Engineers can't kill anything for shit m8. Swarm it with ACTUAL infantry.
True. But still imagine the real life scenario where the engineers are shooting at an at gun like deformed n shit or something
Viki Pedia
Yeah, that's something that I've always found funny in Company of Heroes. Put engineers and pioneers right on top of each other and watch the inaccuracy ensue.
Yes indeed. I have always enjoyed watching engineers RUMBLE! *cough* sarcasm.
Does any one use engineer/pioneer flamethrowers
This parody is timeless and priceless XD
Mortars are good against AT and infantry
Same with 105s
The end is awesome!
"My Fuhrer... one last thing..."
"Fegelein informed the enemy of our CoH tactics"
"Fegelein!! Fegelein!!" Fegelein!!"
"ULTIMATE NAZI RAPAGE TECHNOLOGY." Fuckin hell gets me everytime.
So that how World War 2 start, Hitler beeing spam by the American in COH haha
Lol thank you this gave me a pretty good laugh. Very well put together great video very funny.
spam engineer and tiger tank = flawless victory you mad Hitler !!
can this please be a COH commercial in every country on the planet?
Plan B was Tiger and they are not Jesus tank🤣
Shit myself when he said 'You Stug Fucker' LOLL
One of the funniest Der Untergang parodies around.
Funny thing is that the King Tiger was actually that tough in real life, took AT gun/Tank/Artillery spam to knock it out.
omfg.. i dunno why but my favourite moment is when jodl object whatever shitler could say XD
Hahahaha omg this is the best shit on YT!
And that's why you play the Europe at War mod.
This is why im playin blitzgrieg mod
This was one of the best I've ever seen!!
this video should have MUCH more views
4:52 - Damned Riflemen and their melta- I mean, stickybombs!
This was excellently crafted!
But if you pay attention he said "we should've used terror doctrine" and he had the stug.
Ooh ooh! Do one with StarCraft (as in, with in-game footage!), Age of Empires, or MechCommander!
Am i dreaming? Or i just saw that the hellcat bounces a PaK 40 round which almost insta-kill every tank insight?
Wow RNGeezus really helped them alot.
This is from the film Downfall, starring Bruno Ganz. Rent it and watch it kids, before CoH 2 releases and we all become reclusive keyboard jockeys once again.
Just realized this was over 11 years ago lol
You have to dominate the early game. If the Americans get tanks out before you do, then you've already lost. The trick is to prioritize keeping fuel points from them, since it costs them 140 fuel (Suppy Yard+ Tank Depot) just to tech up and an additional 90 (or is it 60?) to build a Sherman, plus they have to ignore other potential AT upgrades like Motor Pools and Stickies.
Expectation:
KT + Pioneers spam = Nazi win
Reality:
KT got defeated by sticky bomb
Floating 7k manpower, like a baws
You sir, made me laugh out loud. I never laugh out loud at TH-cam videos.
@somthingman Alrighty, I should have some up next week! :)
In real life they usually needed one thunderbolt ground attack plane with rockets or bombs to see fireworks in place of mighty king tiger.
Reading the english text and hearing german..as a german might be the most confusing thing ever lol
My panther tanks never die :D :D
He claims that the Rangers are overpowered, yet you can send in a Tiger with a Sturmtruppen squad with the Blitzkrieg doctrine.
Float 7000 manpower and not have enough pioneers? WHAT IS THIS?
Blue - You
Yellow - Ally
Red - Enemy
Orange - Enemy (Ally)
ETC
His ally did everything and all he did was just wait to waste those Manpower on Tiger\Panzer and some pioneers
5:05 rifleman gets full veterancy
No, he said "This is what happens when you don't use the Terror Doctrine!".
Our remaining commanders are attempting an epic flank. xD at 0:30
can't stop laughing at the part "they are not jesus tanks" and hitler answered "stug fucker" hahahhaha
Fegelein Resign at the start
0:22 he entered the map room LOL
Gold
I wish the Calliope would have made a cameo
No wonder he lost the war and ended with a rage quit...
If I am about to lose I just accept it and build a fort around my base
King Tiger? Awesometacular? ITS SO SLOWWWWWWWW!
Yeah, I was thinking that as well. It woulda just been a Tiger Tank for Blitz. Ah well, still pretty funny.
blitz never work as expected.
FEGELEIN!!
FEGELEIN!!
FEGELEIN!!
Most epic lets play video...
EVER!!!!!
Their units aren't as good, but the allies rely heavily on overwhelming numbers which can quickly over run the axis which can't afford to have as many units.
Holy shit this is exactly how he lost in France and Belgium
I lost myself at
commnece the buttrape and
but sir its not a Jesus tank
Love the ending"Maybe we should get back to the real war considering the soviets are down the streets and all"
Not unless it is Vire River Valley. 2 Goliaths placed properly if you know what I mean.
Hermann Fegelein oh you mean Exploding the two Bridges there And set up a defensive line on the river cross with Mg42s and pak38s and some Flak 88s on the side
Well i checked out the some of the best Wehr players' strategies and it turns out i play it pretty much the same way. Still, against hard American bot i can only hold half the map for a short time before paratroopers, rangers and AT guns overwhelm me. Also, the AI will detect if i make vehicles and the bot will start making loads of bazookas, so then i have to switch back to infantry again...
4:55, that was fucking painful to watch
its in the Wehrmact Terror doctrine. 5CP's
Hitler: Where the fucking hell is Wittman when I needed him???????!!!!!!! WHere is the FUCKING Tiger ACEE???????@@?@?
Wittman KIA (causes of death Firefly)
Man, he is going for a heart attack😂😂
I hate the AT gun spam. It's so unfair and is the biggest weakness of an Axis commander in CoH
😠🤜 fegelein!! 0:18
GUYS HOW CAN I CHANGE FROM SHIWMWAGEN TO KETTENKRAD?!?!? PLS HELP ME IM SERACHING FOR IT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
change in customize army tab
i was expecting him to fire a v1
I mean to say “Stug tanks”
These crappy ass keyboards
Fegelein,Fegelein,Fegelein!
What is the original match? Can someone tell me the name of the video?
This.................. Was only matter of time.