"A woman who had a baby who had a baby." "I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do for the greater good. I don't know whether to pursue this line of enquiry, not knowing where it's gonna end up, or play a record. I'm actually torn." *later* "So this woman's baby has a baby." "Yeah" "Of course she didn't! Play a record!"
That's what I love about Karl, his mind goes places no-one else's does and it's quite startling to realize he is right often. Apparently the pork chop story is true, but it was just the bone bit. Honestly that story didn't surprise me like it did Ricky, because I worked in a vets and trust me any nurse in any field will tell you stories a million times worse / crazy w'out batting an eyelid 😂😂😂😂 While Ricky dismisses it out of hand, I was just, sounds about right.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I know by heart all the conversations just from these two titles you mentioned. Also "The Best Monkey News Ever" is great, "The bit I'm not telling you about...".
Haha, I made this compilation in 2012 and also uploaded to my channel some other Karl clips I couldn't find anywhere else. Never thought that anyone would actually react to it. I now think there are funnier quotes but what can you do.
@@zachsprinkles2130 oh man, too many to count. The woman who had a baby who had a baby is up there, so is the couple who adopt a chimp and the evolution of humans being bacteria > fish > mermaid > man.
I've been really lonely through lockdown. I love watching your videos because it's like reacting to things I know well with someone new to them. You really cheer me up bro. Keep at it.
Karl in charge of an early XFM competition in it's entirety is epic. He can't read ... speak or even remember answers ..and didn't take details of the person who won. " If you're listening please call in "
I love the XFM shows. It’s amazing what you could get away with on independent radio at 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, before the advertisers made it a bit less punk
I love the focus on the toe thing. I get sleep paralysis and they actually tell you to try to wiggle your toe when you’re having a sleep paralysis episode.
Haha great stuff man. I suggest next “Karl’s holiday report #3 - Lansegrottie”, the one where he talk about a shadow - don’t want to give away (maybe search Karl and shadow) and the absolute classic of “the horse in the house”.
There's another one called "Top 10 Funniest/Stupid Things Karl Pilkington Has Ever Said " only like 3 out of 10 was on the animated show, the iceberg thing had me in stitches. Also none of them was in this video!!
The audio guys at The Ricky Gervais Show really did a good job of cleaning some of these tracks up. Some of them sound awful but the ones that went onto the TV show sound really clear.
hehehe, oh Karl...... black ghosts.... maybe those are the shadow people..... or they are too dark to see in the dark... ultimate camo. He is oddly fun to binge.
I want to hear the bit were karl gets angry about helping starving Africans . Think that was from XFM days but not sure. Enjoying your video's , thanks.
ohseth he passed one subject at school, but not with distinction if you know what I mean...not an A. Wonder how he got a job as a producer at a radio station in London when he’s from the other side of the country. His wife was something quite important like producer on ‘Match of the Day’, the BBC’s flagship football soccer) highlight programme that started in the early 60’s.
This is a compilation of all the times Karl insulted Steve in the show, in case you want to check it out (it's long 🤣): th-cam.com/video/ZTqYaHoPqeY/w-d-xo.html
My favourite is always when he woke up and immediately asked Susanne if he had ever told her about the immune system.
Just thinking about that makes me laugh out loud 😂 brilliant. Steve struggling to actually say it is hilarious as well.
I think that was my first Karl Ism
'its amazing'
🤣🤣🤣
LOL hilarious =]
“You’re an idiot, play a record!” is probably my favorite repeated line by Ricky from these XFM days 😂
"A woman who had a baby who had a baby."
"I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do for the greater good. I don't know whether to pursue this line of enquiry, not knowing where it's gonna end up, or play a record. I'm actually torn."
*later*
"So this woman's baby has a baby."
"Yeah"
"Of course she didn't! Play a record!"
That, or, "Right, we're never doing again!!"
"He's done you again!"
“These are the ramblings of a complete mental case”
I love it lol Its the best =]
You never see a black ghost..... pure gold, and true.
maybe it's cause they hang around in the dark innit
*play a record*
LOL hilarious =]
That's what I love about Karl, his mind goes places no-one else's does and it's quite startling to realize he is right often. Apparently the pork chop story is true, but it was just the bone bit. Honestly that story didn't surprise me like it did Ricky, because I worked in a vets and trust me any nurse in any field will tell you stories a million times worse / crazy w'out batting an eyelid 😂😂😂😂 While Ricky dismisses it out of hand, I was just, sounds about right.
The Frighteners.
Watching you react to these makes me feel like I’m listening to Karl’s ramblings for the first time allll over again! Keep them coming man!
Me too 😁
Thank you! I am happy you all are enjoying them so much =]
"Karl Pilkington Goes Mental" and "Ricky nearly bursts during Monkey News Extra" are must-sees for Karl Pilkington fans
Those are both brilliant :)
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I know by heart all the conversations just from these two titles you mentioned. Also "The Best Monkey News Ever" is great, "The bit I'm not telling you about...".
I have to check them out soon bro thanks =]
Square tins and a ship so big it ad a rough bit too .
He asked one time,
What are them things from gremlins called😂
Whether it’s a potato, or it’s a nut...it’s a foodage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never heard a laugh so infectious before, this guys content is pure gold 😂😂
The couple who were sold a chimp is another classic. Hahaha
Love that we're still getting more Karl on the channel!
I always loved Steve saying go on you surprise me to Karl saying he didn’t know the full ins and out.
“Play a record, play a record... Stop the record, stop the record” is my favorite.
Haha, I made this compilation in 2012 and also uploaded to my channel some other Karl clips I couldn't find anywhere else. Never thought that anyone would actually react to it. I now think there are funnier quotes but what can you do.
Glad you made the comp! What quotes would you put on there now?
@@zachsprinkles2130 oh man, too many to count. The woman who had a baby who had a baby is up there, so is the couple who adopt a chimp and the evolution of humans being bacteria > fish > mermaid > man.
Great collection man. Love your name, too.
@@isthisjustfantasy7557 thanks, I just made a part 2 haha. Check my channel.
That's awesome man =]
I love Karl he’s just priceless just brilliant thanks for sharing love ❤️ From Denise in England 🏴🏴🏴😂😘👋XX
Love your Karl reactions so much. I don't know how many times I've heard these but still so funny.
I've been really lonely through lockdown. I love watching your videos because it's like reacting to things I know well with someone new to them. You really cheer me up bro. Keep at it.
I have never heard the pork chop one before! I have tears rolling down my face from Ricky’s reaction! Karl is a gift that keeps on giving!
I just had to subscribe because watching you watch Karl and Ricky is a joy and it brings back how it felt hearing and seeing this first!
You know its serious when Ricky says "stop the record!"
Karl in charge of an early XFM competition in it's entirety is epic. He can't read ... speak or even remember answers ..and didn't take details of the person who won.
" If you're listening please call in "
You heard most of these before josh but it just shows karl never gets old its as funny now as when I first heard them 10/15 years ago
The story about the poster of Steve and the women discussing it still makes me laugh out loud no matter how many times I hear it.
“Only turns out it was a pork chop…“
Jesus Christ 🤪
I'm going through a shit time at the minute mate and your laugh just makes me happy ❤
I love the XFM shows. It’s amazing what you could get away with on independent radio at 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, before the advertisers made it a bit less punk
You neeed to do the entire Steve vs Karl compilation!
I love the focus on the toe thing. I get sleep paralysis and they actually tell you to try to wiggle your toe when you’re having a sleep paralysis episode.
“Some bacteria have better lives than that!”
🤦🏻♂️🤣😝
Steve merchant laughing always cracks me up.
How Karl keeps a straight face is amazing... hahahahaha
Haha great stuff man.
I suggest next “Karl’s holiday report #3 - Lansegrottie”, the one where he talk about a shadow - don’t want to give away (maybe search Karl and shadow) and the absolute classic of “the horse in the house”.
"I think there's bacterias that have a better life than that" would make a great t-shirt.
There's another one called "Top 10 Funniest/Stupid Things Karl Pilkington Has Ever Said
" only like 3 out of 10 was on the animated show, the iceberg thing had me in stitches. Also none of them was in this video!!
I would like to recommend Karl Pilkington in film compilation. It’s absolute gold! Love the content as always!
My favourite (might not be stupidest) is when he’s kicking off with Wendy who wrote a letter about Karl
Your xfm clips make my day it’s like I’m reliving my first hearing of these shows through you 😂
One of my all time favorites is XFM Manhole Cover, its in a video with the square tins clip as well.
I was still using my eyes .... even though I had um shut .. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hi josh. Great clip as usual. If you made a video of you just laughing I would still watch it. Keep it up man❤️
Amazing to think this aired mid day on a Saturday 😄 they swear and everything wouldn’t happen now
'What are those things called in"Gremlins?"'
@Martin Lafferty I meant 'Stairlifts'.
❤️your reactions😂❤️👍
The audio guys at The Ricky Gervais Show really did a good job of cleaning some of these tracks up. Some of them sound awful but the ones that went onto the TV show sound really clear.
Karl always brings it . God Bless .
Josh your a legend mate
Karl's most stupid line is from the time he was talking about an albino elephant. "They're not properly."
I just like your vids during the first 5 second ad skip tbf :'D
The throat cancer story did the rounds in my junior school playground in Sheffield in the 60s !
I actually cried laughing the first time i heard the tumour on buttock story😂
I like " they've added to the fuckerage "
The argument over 50p
The old xfm shows and most of the podcasts is about 300 hours of this quality.
U need to listen to when Karl has a arm wrestle on the train
One of my favourite clips. Kills me every time
You have to watch: Karl Pilkington Do we Need em!!!!!!!!! One of the best segments!!!
Have you got knees?
12:14 ... 😂 to 😐 in milliseconds 😂
hehehe, oh Karl...... black ghosts.... maybe those are the shadow people..... or they are too dark to see in the dark... ultimate camo. He is oddly fun to binge.
Pretty difficult to put together a top 10 of Karl's stupidest quotes - so much material :)
the pork chop lady, comedy gold.
You’ll be saying, “Play a record!” for the rest of your life now mate 🤣 and “We are never doing this again”
The best is his story about the 2 headed boy who got ran over when crossing the road
Steve merchant might have the best backing laugh ever
That was so funny from start to finish
Karl’s misunderstanding, then use of his fables always gets me. When he goes mental after proving Ricky wrong too is amazing
Put a clock in the freezer, that's how you freeze time.
Another one from Karl 2002-2003 "What are those things in Gremlins called"
Have you reacted to what happened to the manhole cover? That story and Rickys reaction to it is just wonderful.
"How would I know which one I was" is missing - definitely the most stupid thing he ever said
big up man
Carl plays the character brilliantly.
"Use a sausage"😂😂
I loved it when his date tells him she had a problem with her marrow
Bill Cosby in the movie ghost dad!? Probably no one should watch that movie now tho.. 😬
Loved that film as a kid. Haven't seen it in years.
@@kelsohunt460 me too! I'd so watch it again..
Pork chop 😂😂😂😂😂
See through Skin. Hahaha. Classic.
Thank you Sir.
I want to hear the bit were karl gets angry about helping starving Africans . Think that was from XFM days but not sure. Enjoying your video's , thanks.
i can relate so much to karl lol.. loved an idiot abroad
Karl is Britain's golden treasure.
can you react to the office? (uk virsion)
And we still have rockbusters to come the pinnacle of Karls ridiculous brain
What are them things in Gremlins called?
A lot of these are the podcasts that are on the animated Ricky Gervasi Show.
You gonna do the rest of the inbetweeners episodes soon bud? :)
Hello Josh
If you haven't seen it you have to watch " Ricky Gervais promo: pointless conversation# big fish"
Whether it's a potato or a nut. It's a foodage.
The scary thing is is that the pork chop story was actually real 😭 it actually happened
Use a sausage 😂😂😂😂😂
When I went to school people like Karl used to be held back, he's lucky they changed the rules or he'd still be there.
He left school when he was around 14.
ohseth he passed one subject at school, but not with distinction if you know what I mean...not an A. Wonder how he got a job as a producer at a radio station in London when he’s from the other side of the country. His wife was something quite important like producer on ‘Match of the Day’, the BBC’s flagship football soccer) highlight programme that started in the early 60’s.
Use a sausage 😂😂😂
This has to be the stupidest thing he ever said😂😂😂
Another quick question, Who do you rate this English class way to? As in, who is the American equivalent
We still haven't come across the one that Ricky says is "The stupidest thing Karl has ever said" :)
This is a compilation of all the times Karl insulted Steve in the show, in case you want to check it out (it's long 🤣):
th-cam.com/video/ZTqYaHoPqeY/w-d-xo.html
React to mock the week frankie Boyle moments
Man moths 😂
Far too many adverts to enjoy these videos
whats a babylonian
Alba Elf84 he’s from baba
I remember the pork chop story. It got embedded under the skin.
Karl is a legend
See through skin is an awesome idea! 😬
You should listen to the Rockbusters quiz that Karl invented. It’s hilarious 😂
I’ve still never seen a representation of a black ghost. 👻